German Aerospace Robot Plays Catch With Two Balls
HizookRobotics writes "German Aerospace Center (DLR) designed "Rollin' Justin" to fix satellites in space. But robotics work isn't all work and no play ... In the past, DLR engineers had Justin 'dancing like in Pulp Fiction.' More recently, in work to be presented at the International Conference on Robotics and Automation (ICRA) in two weeks, DLR engineers demonstrated whole-body real-time control, allowing Justin to catch two balls at once, or prepare you a cup of coffee."
So german robot has two balls?
A machine using another machine to make coffee? Should we really be teaching robots to be slave drivers?
Does it run Linux?
We should stop this kind of research...haven't we learned anything from the Terminator movies?!?
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I thought it was about a german astronaut playing with his balls in space.
- "If one man can create that much hate, you can only imagine how much love we as a togetherness can create."
"Two balls one robot."
"In the past, DLR engineers had Justin 'dancing like in Pulp Fiction.'"
The Robopocalypse will begin when they start 'dancing like in Reservoir Dogs'
justin looks like a young Calculon, hopefully theyll work on Hedonism Bot next
Anybody know why that fortune has been sitting there for two days?
Intel bribing someone?
Femputer: Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?
Ice Cream has no bones.
That's nothing... my wife has been doing that for years!
When someone asks it to make coffee, it's going to grab 2 balls and say, "Yo! I got your coffee RIGHT HERE!"
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Can it fetch the house keys out of its pants pockets and unlock the door while not dropping three full bags of groceries? While its raining?
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Have gnu, will travel.
Is it just me or does this robot's design remind anyone of H.E.L.P.eR?
How long until this robot decides that he is sick and tired of making coffee or catching balls?
What does a coffee shop employee or minor-league baseball player do at that point?
But in the future, it will be humans doing all the menial boring jobs for our robotic masters anyway... oh wait the future? Who is building cars and who is mopping floors?
The future is here. And it got balls.
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
OK this one is definitely Skynet material. Where are the Skynet jokes?
I know, I know - don't feed the trolls. But just in case anyone believes the above bullshit:
Togo student builds robot out of TV parts
I'm playing catch with TWO BALLS RIGHT NOW! Where's my story? How is this stuff what matters?
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That robot runs QNX. So does BigDog. When the process absolutely, positively has to get control when it's supposed to, QNX is the way to go. It offers a POSIX API, but underneath, it's a tiny message-passing microkernel.
If only the company behind QNX weren't so screwed up. QNX used to be a standalone company. Then one of the founders died, and the company was sold to Harmon, which is mostly an audio company. They then focused on car dashboard systems. Harmon had no clue what to do with a real-time OS company, and sold off QNX to Research in Motion, the Blackberry company.
QNX used to be closed source. Then they issued a free version around 2001 and opened up some of the code. Then they closed the source around 2004. Then they made the whole thing open source (free for noncommercial use) around 2008. Then in 2010, they closed the source again and cancelled the free program. So nobody ports free software to QNX any more, and the developer community is fed up. There's still a non-commercial license, so you can still play with QNX, but few people do.
It used to be possible to run QNX on the desktop, which is useful if you're developing for QNX. But nobody has ported a browser since 2002 or so.
While this is a very impressive piece of engineering, how exactly is a rolling robot supposed to fix satellites?
German robot juggling two balls? Sounds like a German woman I know! HEY-O! VA-VA-VA-VOOOOOOOOOM! ... nothing? really? Tough room.
The end of the last video was the first time I've heard the word 'performant' used correctly, 'performant hardware' referring to the hardware that is performing, instead of an incorrect shortening of 'high performance'.
"...plays catch with two balls" ...that's what she said?
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Their robots can dance and run forwards on moving trains.
"The versatility of Justin is achieved by combining the performant hardware with intelligent software."
No shit. I always wondered why that Tinker Toy/Speak-N-Spell robot I built never did much.
Don't get me wrong, this stuff is impressive. But that last statement is so...axiomatic? Banal?
i'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the king of britain [bash.org]
but can it manipulate a rod with just the right tactile pressure?