This Robot Needs a Hug
itwbennett writes "It has been an interesting week at the Computer Human Interaction (CHI) show in Vancouver, what with all the humans and computers interacting. And none have interacted quite so interestingly as a robot developed by scientists at Japan's Osaka University that can convey physical emotions through a phone call or e-mail system. Its intended use: Hugging the elderly so you don't have to." Warning: the linked video may induce cringing.
No, this is the Grand Uncanny Quad-Amputee Friggin' Canyon!
Set your phasers on "funky"!
Is there really that big a demand to relay hugs, kisses and so forth over the internet? Who out there really has a need for this product? Isn't email and phone and video chat enough? I just don't get it. Is is a Japanese culture thing? Does it make more sense in their society or do they just like doing weird stuff?
It's intended use: to marry Krieger.
When I feel someone up, the only enhancement I want is for it to be less creepy. Less creepy. Can we try for that, Japanese robotics researchers?
One possible benefit, I suppose, is that it might make it less objectionable when I cop a feel in person simply by comparison.
"At least he's not doing it with that... stub thing this time."
Omnes tuae crepidines sunt nobis sunt. Ascendo tuum!
Invent a service that automatically sends hugs to your relatives you don't give a fuck about so they think you think about them without you having to.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
From the article:
"The robot will provide the courtesy of a reach around"
I think somebody didn't know what that means.
We're getting closer and closer to the advent of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
Anyone remember the 2 episodes w/ the clones? That.
... install a nucleo-graviational hyper-crystal into his hug capacitor. We don't need a group hug.
Some will hug robots? I'll believe that, since some people apparently snuggle up to *cars*
http://cars.failblog.org/2011/05/13/funny-car-photos-taking-it-up-the-tailpipe/
Someone should show this video to these elderly folks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb2Pzl1U0sY
LHC is nothing compared to where this will lead.
So now I can hug my wife remotely, what i'm missing is a robot that can smack my kids when i'm away.
By an internet pal of mine.
This is obviously a prototype, but if you've ever tried keeping a videochat open for a while with speakers on without actually chatting with the other person, the sounds and to some extent the image can in fact create an illusion that your room has grown to encompass the room in the other end. At least, it did that for me once. I've never felt the same kind of illusion with plain phone calls.
I think this is research in somewhat the same idea - try to transfer the presence of others without actually transfering them. As such I think it is interesting.
Imagine chatting with a little robot that can turn to face you all the time while you cook or do the laundry or whatever, and is connected with voice to your traveling girlfriend in the other end? Wouldn't that be different and maybe fulfill a different need than sitting in front of the computer with a videochat?
BTW the "Hugging the elderly so you don't have to." in the summary is just stupid hyberbole.
SARAH (weakly, plead-ing)
Just let me go.
REESE (slow, but intense)
Listen. Understand. That Hugginator is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it never stops feel pity, remorse, fear... and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are hugged.
SARAH (quietly)
Can you stop it?
REESE
Maybe. With these weapons...
I don't know.
You can't handle the truth.
and you have me doing email...why do I even bother...
http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF115-Hug_Bot.jpg
How long before this thing becomes a video chat sex toy for extraterrestialphiles.
Haven't I been seeing this thing for years, or do all creepy Japanese robots look alike?
Back in my day, we called it Human Computer Interaction. What's so special about the computer that it gets to go first now? Hmph!
Your brain is not a computer.
... but this could be a sign for a "child's play" reboot!