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Volunteer 'Cyber Scouts' Censor Web In Thailand

societyofrobots writes "Since the military coup of 2006, Thailand's media freedoms have continually been downgraded. A growing tactic among the ruling elite is to accuse the political opposition of insulting the king, allowing for censorship and political imprisonment of those who dare speak out. In 2010, web censorship began to reach the scales of China and Iran. Now, Thailand has formed a group of volunteers called Cyber-Scouts to patrol the web looking for comments deemed to insult the monarchy. AFP also has a video."

112 comments

  1. are they? by Aighearach · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One question I have is, are they actually censoring things that do in fact insult the monarchy, or are they using that to suppress other political speech. Either one is bad, but they are whole different levels of bad. Removing things insulting a Monarch is an annoying anachronism but not very harmful... unless it spreads.

    1. Re:are they? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The implication I forgot to be explicit about, only if they are using it as an effective tool of political expression does it go near China's policies.

    2. Re:are they? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      That really depends. What if the Monarch is doing something really insulting?

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    3. Re:are they? by x*yy*x · · Score: 4, Informative

      In Thailand everyone has very high respect for the king. Practically every business has his picture on the wall and he is celebrated many times of year. And it's not just made up stuff, the people really do love and respect him. That's why, for example, if you drop a coin you should never stop it with your foot because that would make you stomp on the kings picture and it will be considered really rude by everyone who sees it. With so much respect from all the people, I don't think there is anything the king can do for it to be really insulting. Not that I think he would ever try.

      That being said, the king almost never takes part in any political issue. It's for the government to handle, not the king. That's why neither side, not even the red shirts, will insult the king. He doesn't have any part in it and despite the internal conflicts, everyone loves the king. If someone really is insulting him, it's not for political reasons and hence can't be censoring political speech either.

    4. Re:are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And it's not just made up stuff, the people really do love and respect him.

      I don't see how you can really tell given that it's illegal to 'insult' him. Are ALL (or even most) of the people who get upset when you stop a coin with your foot really upset that you insulted the king or some/many of them just playing it safe?

      And even if their 'respect' for him is genuine in the sense that they really believe it themselves, is it actually meaningful if it's based on a society in which they're not allowed to hear anything insulting about him?

    5. Re:are they? by x*yy*x · · Score: 0

      Well, it's not like he wrote those laws. They were written by the government, aka people. In fact, the king himself has freed people who have insulted him from jail. It's completely different situation from something like North Korea or China. And yes, having lived there, I think the people do genuinely respect him.

      And when I was living in Thailand back when the red shirt thing was going on fully, it was actually quite interesting to see that there were some foreigners who took part in it. Foreigners, who clearly had no understanding how the thai culture and people work, and they tried to be as loud as possible. In my opinion you should leave internal things for their own countries to handle. You are there as a guest, not because you want to spend your extra energy on issues you know nothing about.

    6. Re:are they? by x*yy*x · · Score: 0

      Add to that it shows even how immature slashdot is again, writing stuff like "Bhumibol Adulyadej not only likes the delicacy of horse cock but also spends time with the sheep and goats in one huge farm orgy." down in the discussion, while he has nothing to do with it and might even be against those laws (but he has no power to do anything about them). Oh well.

    7. Re:are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yes, having lived there, I think the people do genuinely respect him.

      Maybe like the other foreigners you decry in the rest of your post, you don't really understand their culture and aren't qualified to say. Then again, maybe you're just better than everyone else.

    8. Re:are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Thailand everyone has very high respect for the king

      I used to work in Thailand during the 1990s, and indeed I did never hear somebody criticise the king. Two times a day the national anthem (composed by the king himself) is being played, and everybody stops and stands up. A friend of mine who just arrived in the country from Europe, was waiting in a railway station and did not stand up. Immediately a soldier came pushing her with his machine gun to make her stand up, so all these tokens of respect are not that spontaneous.

      That being said, the king almost never takes part in any political issue. It's for the government to handle, not the king.

      That is a lie: Thailand did have more coups d'états than elections in the past century. A coup succeeds if the king condones it, it fails if the king is against it. It really is that simple.

      That's why neither side, not even the red shirts, will insult the king. He doesn't have any part in it and despite the internal conflicts, everyone loves the king. If someone really is insulting him, it's not for political reasons and hence can't be censoring political speech either.

      Nobody can afford to say something against the king, whatever the colour of their shirt. Insulting a king is always political speech. Also, go to the Thai embassy in your country and read the text about "Buddhist monarchy" which is posted on the wall, it really sounds medieval. At least it is not quite as ridiculous as it used to be in Indonesia (during Suharto rule), where insulting the president was considered "blasphemy".

    9. Re:are they? by WorBlux · · Score: 1

      I used to work in Thailand during the 1990s, and indeed I did never hear somebody criticise the king. Two times a day the national anthem (composed by the king himself) is being played, and everybody stops and stands up. A friend of mine who just arrived in the country from Europe, was waiting in a railway station and did not stand up. Immediately a soldier came pushing her with his machine gun to make her stand up, so all these tokens of respect are not that spontaneous.

      The only place anything like that happens in the U.S. is a courtroom.

    10. Re:are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife is Thai and never gets tired of telling me how much the people of Thailand love and respect their king. Maybe it's all an act but every Thai person I've met has gone along with it 100% even when there's no possibility of punishment, as here in the U.S.

      Occam's razor suggests that they are, or might as well be, sincere.

    12. Re:are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before we get so superior feeling, consider this, "ls it better to have citizens monitor things, or to have the government monitor EVERYTHING? "

    13. Re:are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The King Is A FINK!

    14. Re:are they? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      FWIW, in the Soviet Union in the first half of 20th century, most everyone had very high respect for the General Secretary - very much genuine and not faked. We have a word for that - it's called a cult of personality. It's fundamentally incompatible with a free society.

    15. Re:are they? by cgenman · · Score: 2

      Vajiralongkorn is one heart attack away from the throne. People may love this king (and with reasonably good reason, from what I've seen), but there is no way they're going to worship Vajiralongkorn without a gun pointed at them.

      Unless Sirindhorn somehow gets voted into skipping past Vajiralongkorn, The moment Bhumibol catches a cold Thailand is in deep trouble.

    16. Re:are they? by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      Immediately a soldier came pushing her with his machine gun to make her stand up, so all these tokens of respect are not that spontaneous.

      I live in Thailand now (not in the past like your did) and I've never once seen that happen or experienced that and I usually just keep walking in Train stations regardless of national anthem or not, but then I guess I am wrong because of your "expert" advice from 20 years ago.

      Also I think your story is bullshit because there aren't soldiers with machine guns at train stations.

    17. Re:are they? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Oh get bent. When it is a criminal offence with up to fifteen years imprisonment what else can they do. Any lying, overweening, egotistical freak, who thinks it could be a criminal offence when other people's opinions differ with his grossly over inflated view of himself has to be some real low life ass hat.

      Nothing ever excludes an individual from taking a proper moral stance about any issue. Clearly this issue, monarchy an anachronistic political deciet based upon centuries of torturing to death dissent and in this case imprisonment for, oh no, hurting the feelings of an asshat, are the opposite of democracy and freedom.

      As for 'everyone' loves the monarchy, are you bloody joking, deluded or just a Thai monarchist propagandist. My opinion, anyone who hides behind a crap law like this, is a cowardly, gutless, disingenuous, ego inflated, narcissistic freak, with delusions of grandeur and a pomposity that could only be achieved with mental genetic faults resulting from inbreeding taken to an extreme.

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    18. Re:are they? by Boronx · · Score: 1

      He has immense power precisely because people (in Bangkok anyways) love him. He could just come out and say "I don't think such and such laws are a good idea." or "I don't think it's right to censor" or "The military shouldn't depose elected officials" and these things would stop.

    19. Re:are they? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Agreed with your description of a "cult of personality" - and it probably is valid for Lenin, the first few years of Stalin, some of Khrushchev, some of Brezhnev's time in office.

      But if it's "fundamentally incompatible with a free society", what do you make of the personality cults of Franklin, Washington, Lincoln, Kennedy (JF), Reagan (if you're an American), or Churchill, Queen Brenda, Lady Di and The Maggon if you're a Brit. Other countries can make up their own lists.

      I'll throw Tom Paine into the list of personality cults, just to mix things up a bit.

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    20. Re:are they? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      One question I have is, are they actually censoring things that do in fact insult the monarchy, or are they using that to suppress other political speech.

      Yes, but not very effectively.

      Political bickering and infighting is so intense and changes in government so frequent in Thailand that no one really has enough power for long enough to silence political speech. Second thing is, political speech isn't really on-line in Thailand, most of it is done through public speech and SMS with mobile phones being a lot more prolific then computers. Political motivation is often bought, people can get paid to put on the right colour of shirt and turn up at a protest, 200 Baht (US$8) a day

      After this comes the fact that the people doing the censorship really don't give a shit. "Mai bpen rai" is the Thai phrase, roughly equivalent to "she'll be right" in Australia, the people actually in charge of the implementation will be doing the minimal amount of work possible, think of the laziest government employee you've ever met, multiply that laziness by 10 and you'll have some idea.

      Unstable politics + practically no work ethic = ineffective censorship. More Porn gets blocked, but you can still access RedTube in Thailand without a proxy.

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    21. Re:are they? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      No, you're missing the point. Is it being used politically? No, the vast majority of Thais love the King and truly and genuinely offended by insults, red, yellow, whatever.

      And your laziness claims are so over the top, there is no way to hide the bigotry behind a few words of Thai. (jing jing)

    22. Re:are they? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      No, you're missing the point. Is it being used politically? No, the vast majority of Thais love the King and truly and genuinely offended by insults, red, yellow, whatever.

      And your laziness claims are so over the top, there is no way to hide the bigotry behind a few words of Thai. (jing jing)

      No, you're missing the point. Is it being used politically?

      Please re-read my post, and the question the OP asked. I answered it correctly.

      You seemed to have missed the point.

      No, the vast majority of Thais love the King and truly and genuinely offended by insults,

      I never said anything to the contrary. This is why you need to re-read both my and the GP's post.

      The GP asked if censorship was used to silence political speech, since you full well know the King has no real political power we are taking about censoring groups like the Red Shirts and pro-thaksin organisations with the current govt (khun mark, well last time I checked). But as I also said, this is highly ineffective as there are too many bickering entities within the ruling party itself.

      Also these groups tend or organise using other means (mobile phones and public rallies)

      And your laziness claims are so over the top

      Next time your in Thailand, look up to the power poles and look at the coils of telephone wire, some of them add over 100 metres to DSL connections.

      Tell me that again.

      There are hard working thais, but there are a lot of dishonest ones, they tend to coalesces around the government (this I also pointed out). Unless you're trying to tell me the Boys in Brown would never shake down anyone for a few hundred baht.

      there is no way to hide the bigotry behind a few words of Thai.

      Nice way to imagine something that isn't there. No bigotry, just simple fact. I like the Thai people but their government services are almost completely corrupt and ineffective. Are you going to try to deny this?

      Are you one of those Farang who tries too hard to be Thai, cursing the roundness of their eyes?

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  2. so do the scouts sing by mjwalshe · · Score: 2

    "tomorrow belongs to me round the campfire" instead of "Kumbayah"

    1. Re:so do the scouts sing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they sing "The monarch of Thailand likes little boys (and girls too) and he supports Santos" in d-minor

    2. Re:so do the scouts sing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they sing "we misplace quotes -- because they do, by about" a country mile.

  3. Tor, darknets, etc. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of ways people in Thailand could protect themselves from this sort of overt censorship, if they wanted to do so.

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    1. Re:Tor, darknets, etc. by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While true, that's hardly the point. Being able to hide from a repressive regime does not justify or negate the actions of that regime.

  4. Fuck the monarchy by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

    I fart in king Bhumibol's general direction. His mother was a binturong and his father smelt of durians.

    1. Re:Fuck the monarchy by Aighearach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Before we get carried away using it as an excuse to be an a-hole, lets also remember that the King is not the one who complains about the insults, but rather his fervent supporters. He didn't write these laws, he isn't part of the legislative process to approve them, and he is not the one you should hold responsible.

    2. Re:Fuck the monarchy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks as though the king is pretty old and ill. And I guess he probably knows nothing of this.

      Considering that Thailand is supposed to be a Constitutional Monarchy, I find it even more disturbing that this shit is happening. So, others are acting in the king's name, eh?

      Anyway, why do you give a shit if people are going to say shit about the king of Thailand?

    3. Re:Fuck the monarchy by MoonBuggy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He does hold some responsibility. I don't know the precise details of the situation, but if the supporters are that fervent then I'm sure his making a speech along the lines of "If you wish to defend my honour and my dignity, do so not by repressing people in my name, but by protecting above all else the freedom of every person to speak as they wish, regardless of how abhorrent you may find what they choose to say." would go a very long way towards pointing them in the right direction.

    4. Re:Fuck the monarchy by Holammer · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, he still allows the process to go on and "graciously" pardons any wrongdoers from time to time. Usually when the case gets too much publicity or involves foreigners. What's stopping him from speaking out against the lèse majesté laws? The constitution, or the fact that he's in bed with the establishment?

    5. Re:Fuck the monarchy by x*yy*x · · Score: 0

      Considering that Thailand is supposed to be a Constitutional Monarchy, I find it even more disturbing that this shit is happening. So, others are acting in the king's name, eh?

      Yes, the general population is. Everyone in Thailand highly respects and loves the king. If you insult the king, even alone with a thai, you will be really rude. It's not because the law says you should not insult the king, it's because everyone has such a high respect for him. You will most likely get your ass kicked from the general population if you go around insulting the king.

    6. Re:Fuck the monarchy by JockTroll · · Score: 1

      This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not argue about who insulted who.

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    7. Re:Fuck the monarchy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, King Bhumibol insults YOU!

    8. Re:Fuck the monarchy by makubesu · · Score: 1

      In the name of the great king Bhumibol, I shall mod this comment down!

    9. Re:Fuck the monarchy by DaScribbler · · Score: 1

      Well apparently not everyone. Hence the perceived need for censorship.

    10. Re:Fuck the monarchy by amanicdroid · · Score: 1

      online translations make this game so much more fun:
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    11. Re:Fuck the monarchy by amanicdroid · · Score: 1

      no unicode support? assholes.

    12. Re:Fuck the monarchy by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      exactly, we're not talking about a religious icon here, we're talking about a living human being. if transgressions are being committed in his name, he has the authority and the moral responsibility to say "if this is done in my name, stop doing it"

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    13. Re:Fuck the monarchy by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      He HAS made speeches publicly about how he is not above criticism it doesn't matter because he's the king and everyone respects him to a level that is just beyond a westerners understanding. It doesn't matter what he does because it has very little to do with what the king does or doesn't do and more about what the people that use him as a political tool do.

      Even getting rid of the law is an impossibility because the king can't do that, it's people must vote it in. Who the hell is going to commit political suicide by proposing to get rid of the les majesty laws? No one because their opponents would be quick to take advantage of it to gather support.

    14. Re:Fuck the monarchy by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      No he doesn't, he's a monarch like in England. He has no power to make laws or tell people what to do and he has already spoken out that he's not above criticism. Any laws in Thailand have to be voted in or out by its people and no one will propose to get rid of such laws because their political careers would be over; hence the reason there are so many fucked up rules here.

    15. Re:Fuck the monarchy by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      I believe it would actually be illegal for him to declare himself not beyond reproach.

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    16. Re:Fuck the monarchy by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      if your name is fred quimby, and you are a nobody, and people start setting houses on fire, and they say "we're doing this in the name of fred quimby", if you have any morality about you, you say "if you really are doing that in my name, please stop, as i don't want you to."

      it's an observation beyond the legality of the monarchy, it's about basic morality. if something wrong is done in your name, you make sure to say that your name has nothing to do with it

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    17. Re:Fuck the monarchy by mjwx · · Score: 1

      He does hold some responsibility. I don't know the precise details of the situation

      The king holds no political power what so ever. If he did wield political power, the Leste Majesty laws would be gone by now. Several times he's called for them to be changed or removed and he grants a royal pardon to anyone convicted by them.

      The king has popular power, which is used against him as much as for him. Politico's invoke his name to create bad laws, even if the King speaks out against them he is powerless as the monarch wields not actual power in Thailand.

      Plus the King is not in good health, he does not have the strength to fight the entrenched political families that rule Thailand.

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    18. Re:Fuck the monarchy by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      He's been in hospital for 2 years, he's around 86 years old. The internet is the least of his problems let alone having to personally denounce every moron that pretends to do something in his name.

    19. Re:Fuck the monarchy by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      then he's concerned about his legacy. and one sentence out of his mouth would dispel all doubt as to his moral fiber

      or lack thereof

      i understand that thailand is going through problems. if the king does not speak now, then when does he ever speak? and if he doesn't speak, even now, of what value is he to his country at all?

      everyone loves him? ok. then he's not a human being in the eyes of the thai people. he's just an abstract symbol, not a real person. as the thai people have decided. as he has agreed to. what kind of relationship is this?

      if i were him, i would yearn mightily to speak up, and identify the real breathing human being and his real feelings underneath all the layers of inhuman symbolism that the thai people have burdened him with without his permission

      and in the name of the country he is supposed to love, he does not speak? that's not love

      what kind of love says nothing to what it is supposed to love, and what he is supposed to be loved by speaks of him as if he isn't even there?

      it's absurd. love a rock. love a fish. love a durian. same kind of relationship: no response, and no permission needed to speak of your object of love as if it didn't matter what that object thought. it's inhuman

      if the thai king is a real human being, let us see him act like one, and let us see the thai people receive him as such. all other realities are dysfunctional, and hurt the country of thailand in the long run

      the status of the relationship of the thai king and his people is poisonous to thailand, and part of thailand's problems. that the thai people accept this lame status quo is a sign of how deep thailand's problems are. it's just very sad to me. let the king speak. any feeling against that impulse, on the part of the thai people or the thai king, is the root of the problems with thailand

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    20. Re:Fuck the monarchy by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      He already HAS said that he's not above criticism, people ignore him.

      You sound like someone who hasn't got the slightest idea about the country or its people. You spout out garbage like you're an expert on everything yet you haven't even got a basic understanding of the country, it's people and current political situation.

    21. Re:Fuck the monarchy by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      i don't know anything. i'm a nobody. maybe sometimes the person who is least involved can make the best point, no?

      and you don't get my point. he says he's not above criticism.... good for him. who cares! when does he start TAKING SIDES. the king's refusal to get involved is part of the problem. people use his name for various competing causes. when does the king say "no, you can't use my name, but, you over there, you can use my name, because what you stand for is what is really good for thailand."

      it's his name, no? shouldn't he decide how it's used? and please do not rehash what you have already said about that. of course he can decide what his name endorses. it is absurd to say otherwise. maybe his awareness of his legacy will move him to finally deliver his heart, for the good of the country as he sees it

      how can you watch your country descend into gang warfare and say nothing? even this nobody knows enough to see that. why doesn't thailand see that?

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  5. Might as well get this over with. by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Bhumibol Adulyadej likes horse cocks.

    there we go.
    now slashdot will be nice and invisible from Thailand.

    1. Re:Might as well get this over with. by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      Bhumibol Adulyadej likes horse cocks.

      there we go. now slashdot will be nice and invisible from Thailand.

      That reminds me of a scene in Black Adder .. "This sausage tastes like a horses willy"

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    2. Re:Might as well get this over with. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bhumibol Adulyadej not only likes the delicacy of horse cock but also spends time with the sheep and goats in one huge farm orgy.

    3. Re:Might as well get this over with. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, guys. This is Thailand we're talking about. How do we know that isn't just ordinary business before breakfast?

      Bhumibol Adulyadej wears last year's sunglasses. There. Now that oughta do it.

    4. Re:Might as well get this over with. by mickwd · · Score: 1

      And if the result of your action is that Slashdot IS indeed made invisible from a whole country, and that 50-60 million people are indeed cut off from a potentially interesting and useful source of technical information and discussion, I'm sure you'll feel insanely proud of yourself.

      Insanely proud of typing the typical juvenile response that comes to stories like this, and insanely proud about not giving a toss about the potential consequences to millions of people who have done no harm whatsoever to you.

      (Yes, yes, we all know that those who are technically knowledgeable enough can get round any ban by using suitable proxies, but only a small subset of people have that required level of knowledge).

    5. Re:Might as well get this over with. by Nuskrad · · Score: 1

      (Yes, yes, we all know that those who are technically knowledgeable enough can get round any ban by using suitable proxies, but only a small subset of people have that required level of knowledge).

      Coincidentally, the same small subset that reads Slashdot!

    6. Re:Might as well get this over with. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      commie bastards and islamists blocks slashdot

    7. Re:Might as well get this over with. by mpos · · Score: 2

      And if the result of your action is that Slashdot IS indeed made invisible from a whole country, and that 50-60 million people are indeed cut off from a potentially interesting and useful source of technical information and discussion, I'm sure you'll feel insanely proud of yourself.

      For frak sake, why should he be ashamed because other people are against freedom of speech ? You cannot be friend with everybody. Why should I adapt to the least tolerant culture ? Btw, every body know that King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand has elephant-ear and like sucking good hard cock while he fucks a dog and his ass is fucked by a pig.

    8. Re:Might as well get this over with. by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      Or, from what I recall from an older hullabaloo from Thailand:

      "Bhumibol Adulyadej has a foot for a face"

      I don't know, he could be a great guy. But this weird cult mentality situation deserves to be mocked.

    9. Re:Might as well get this over with. by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      ah yes, lets all conform to the lowest common denominator then.

      from a glance at this topic, even without my post slashdot would be blocked fast so I don't feel guilty in any way.

      I'm not stopping anyone from seeing slashdot, some censorship happy thugs are.

    10. Re:Might as well get this over with. by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      You'd do better insulting the people who use him to get their political opponents arrested then insulting an 86 year old man who has been in hospital for the last 2 years and has no idea what anyone is doing or why people are still being arrested after he said he's not above criticism.

  6. I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Even their king himself has held an anti-censorship stance. He pardons everyone who has been accused and sentenced to jail for insulting him, as far as I know. He is the only reason that the military coup in Thailand hasn't turned out like military dictatorships in other countries (Myanmar, for example), because he's the one person all Thais, no matter how opposed, seem to gather around.

    So is his choice to not deem these censorship laws null and void under his own monarchal power, some kind of pseudo-psychic political chess-play like you might find out of an Asimov novel?

    1. Re:I don't get it by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

      The King is playing a difficult game. If he too blatantly uses his reserve powers to bash the current leadership, he risks, regardless of how popular he is, undermining the Monarchy itself, which as you point out, is about the only defense the Thai people have against the current regime. As much as people so often decry monarchies in the modern age, they serve the purpose of depriving the government of the day of ultimately executive power, and because the succession is, to a very large degree, beyond political interference, the government has little capacity to get a friendly chief executive.

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    2. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, he and his family do have a serious personal stake and fortune to protect. In a far-from-rich country, he still manages to be the wealthiest monarch in the world.
      http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhumibol_Adulyadej

      People say Thais love their king, and they do, but the story is more complicated than that. Imagine a society where you must always revere both your elders and your 'superiors', to the extent that you must always Wai them (a kind of bow/greeting) and must never contradict them or speak badly about them. Now elevate that to the ultimate superior in the country who is now also very elderly. (Thais even Wai *photos* of the royals!) Add the Lese Mageste laws, so that you have literally never heard or read even a single bad word about him. (Even not standing up at the beginning if a movie at the theatre when the King's Song is played, which HE wrote by the way, will land you in jail for several years -- unless the king oh so graciously pardons you.) And finally add the fact that he's generally a decent guy, renaissance man, who has done a lot of work to help the poor (but how much effort, really, given that he is still THE WORLD'S RICHEST MONARCH in a country where the poor still had no access to freaking health care without mortgaging their and their family's futures!). That's Thailand.

      The locals don't know (and are legally prohibited from talking about it if they did, thank you Lese Mageste) the fact that his wife, the queen, supported the Yellow Shirt's successful coup to take over from the Red Shirts, who were the choice of the poor and lower classes in a democratic election. The Red Shirts gave the people affordable health care, for one thing. Do you really think Thais would still love their king if some of these details were allowed out in the open to be discussed over the past 60 years...?! I don't think so.

    3. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Protect the paper tiger! It might get wet!

    4. Re:I don't get it by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      The red shirts of who you speak only have one goal which is to re-elect Taksin the former prime minister who is currently on the run from corruption charges.

      You spew bullshit about his democratically elected brother-inlaw which became prime minister after him and now his sister is going to try to become prime minister. What other country allows one family to continue becoming the prime minister? None, because he and his followers are corrupt. Also democratically elected doesn't mean vote buying which is what he is guilty of hence why their political party was banned for five years.

      It's nice that you try to come on slashdot and convince the ignorant that the king is all evil and eats babies but the simple fact is it has nothing to do with him.

      The Red Shirts gave the people affordable health care, for one thing.

      The red shirts did no such thing. They're not a political party, they're rioters that burned down half of bangkok last year. They fired grenades at the train and anti-supporters in silom. They killed lots of people in their "demonstrations" including police officers. I've walked through their demonstations, I've seen their supporters with m16s so don't tell me I don't know what I'm talking about unlike you, some foreigner that gets all their news from his country wife.

      It's true that they too have been killed but it's pretty much their own fault, you don't start a gun fight then complain about being shot.

    5. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What other country allows one family to continue becoming the prime minister?

      Singapore.

    6. Re:I don't get it by Boronx · · Score: 1

      The people in Bangkok have no concept of what the rest of the country is like. Even the lowest house servant in Bangkok thinks folks from the countryside are hicks who's political opinions are worthless. Bangkok is only a third of the population. You are a minority.

    7. Re:I don't get it by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      I've been to both the red shirt and yellow shirt demonstrations and seen how the leaders of both repeat the same "facts" over and over again till the point that the people there believe that they are the true saviours while the other side is pure evil.

      I've seen the red shirt demonstrators with guns and performing illegal searches on peoples cars. I saw them burning buildings after the government told them to leave. Yet you wonder why people have such a low opinion of them in Bangkok when they are burning their work places down or throwing explosives at the anti-demonstrators protesting them to leave bangkok?

      You realise that both the yellow and red shirt demonstrators only make up 5% of the population right? So no, they are not a majority. They're a bunch of violent thugs that wish to blame Bangkok citizens for their poverty.

  7. how do we spell this thing beginning with h-y-p... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    soooo is this a good place to point out that the US govt is being nice and busy cracking down on sites they suspect of infringing IP

    lol pot, kettle, black

  8. Protect the children ? by cdp0 · · Score: 1

    A growing tactic among the ruling elite is to accuse the political opposition of insulting the king, allowing for censorship and political imprisonment of those who dare speak out.

    Since child prostitution exists and is unofficially accepted there, they can't go for "protect the children" slogan, so they are going for "protect the king".

    1. Re:Protect the children ? by x*yy*x · · Score: 1, Informative

      No it's not even unofficially accepted. You go to jail for a long time if police catches you.

    2. Re:Protect the children ? by Ironhandx · · Score: 2

      Well, it is, and isn't.

      In Thailand, like many other countries that are not the US(not that you'd know these countries exist) The minimum age for it to be actual child prostitution is 14, not 18. This one fact reduces the 40% of total prostitution being child prostitution on that very slanted wikipedia article down to around 5%. Which given the amount of prostitution plus general illegal activity means it actually is being prosecuted.

      Shit, Canada made it onto the map for "massive child prostituion in British Columbia" a few years ago due to a Wikipedia article. Article stated age of majority was 18, It wasn't. It was 14, in addition, the prostitutes to which it referred were all vast majority over the new statutory age which is 16. I'm personally good with this change. 14 is a little too low to set the bar, but a LOT of fucking people can(and do in the US or so I've heard) get caught with a 16 or 17 year old because they look like freaking 25 or something.

      I have a few friends that would probably be in jail right now, and honestly, if it had been a different night and I hadn't had a girlfriend at the time, to look at the girls, it could have been me.

    3. Re:Protect the children ? by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      I think you're confusing age of consent and age of majority. In Canada, the age of consent for sexual activity is 16 years, prior to 2008 it was 14. The age of consent for sex workers is 18. Sex workers under the age of 18 in Canada are by definition child prostitutes. Canada also enforces the 18 year age of consent for sex workers on it's citizens when they travel abroad.

      The age of majority refers to the age at which people become adults in the eyes of the law (voting, signing contracts, etc) and has nothing to do with sexual activity.

      In Thailand, the age of consent is 15 for non sex workers and 18 for sex workers. Although prostitution is quite accepted in Thailand, child prostitution is not.

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    4. Re:Protect the children ? by Ironhandx · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I've never actually read that section of the law myself. I guess I should have, though while IANAL I have been misled by one apparently(friend of a friend type thing).

      I guess for prostitution however the age of majority would affect it since there is an implied contract there. Its a little moot however since they apparently have it written out specifically for that situation, which isn't surprising.

      Was the 18 age of consent for a sex worker thing in there before Harper started mucking about with the laws though? If it wasn't then perhaps I got good information at the time.

    5. Re:Protect the children ? by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      I don't know for sure how long but I do know that the age of consent for sex workers has been explicitly defined as 18 since the late 1980's when a law was passed clarifying the age of consent/prostitution laws. This was part of the constitutional free-for-all created by the passing of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms section of the Constitution Act 1982.

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  9. giant ears! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow look at the size of his (Bhumibol Adulyadej) ears in the video, African elephants would be jelous..

  10. so they are like the hitler Scouts / Hitler Youth? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    so they are like the hitler Scouts / Hitler Youth?

  11. Thai ladyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suck

  12. Hear the one about the King of Thailand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me neither.

  13. the thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    the king seems to be an alright guy. He's probably altogether pretty fucked off with the situation in his country, and the military using him etc.

    I think we'd be better off insulting the thai military.

  14. Fuck the monarchy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am quite sure the king is a puzzy ..wait a sec. Why are you taking me?

  15. Not censoring only king, but at least they suck.. by TomYumKum · · Score: 1

    at it.

    There's lots of things censored. Red tube & other porn sites, Amazon sites for books about the king, gambling sites.

    But at least they suck at it. You can access the RedTube if you get an address that isn't the front page (actually I just checked and that was old info, now it's blocked everywhere). Some of the blocked addresses (I've seen the list) include a "#something". Obviously the # and after won't be sent so you can still access the "blocked" page.

    This is about some volunteers? I'm pretty sure they spent ~$15M making a new unit to find web pages that say bad things about the king.

    Throwaway account, don't want to have any problems here.

  16. The key thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they censoring all that shemale pornography?

  17. to hell with all monarchies by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    as symbols of a nation, they can be replaced with a statue or a park

    monarchies are antiquated nonsense that symbolize a nondemocratic impulse in general society that needs to go away

    the french, the russians, the nepalese, they had the right idea

    death to the queen of england

    death to the emperor of japan

    death to the king of thailiand

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    1. Re:to hell with all monarchies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So can your president

    2. Re:to hell with all monarchies by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      a president is elected by the people. that makes him a legitimate representation of the people's will. a monarchy has no such legitimacy. monarchies are illegitimate outdated expensive and pointless in the modern era. of any country. to hell with all monarchies, may they all end ASAP

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    3. Re:to hell with all monarchies by mjwx · · Score: 1

      the french, the russians, the nepalese, they had the right idea

      The French:
      Ushered in a dictator called Napoleon who launched France on two major wars which they lost both of, losing much of their overseas colonies in the process. Not to mention the bloody executions which were not just restricted to the monarch and royalist but any kind of political dissident.

      The Russians
      Ushered in a group of dictators called the Bolsheviks which robbed their resource rich nation of prosperity for a century, a legacy which continues to this very day.

      Me thinks you didn't think that statement through.

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    4. Re:to hell with all monarchies by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      its called growing pains

      are you honestly going to say a monarchy is better?

      for example, china is better off as a democracy. getting there of course will involve pains. is your argument then that china is better as it is now and should never improve its sorry political status quo? of course not, unless you're an idiot or an asshole

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    5. Re:to hell with all monarchies by mjwx · · Score: 1

      are you honestly going to say a monarchy is better?

      Currently living in a constitutional monarchy and doing quite well for ourselvesm thank you for asking.

      Same with most of the constitutional monarchies in the world. Especially in Europe.

      for example, china is better off as a democracy

      You're high aren't you?

      China? Democracy?

      He, he, he, very funny good sir.

      China is currently very dictatorial.

      Meanwhile, how's Japan doing?

      its called growing pains

      Funny thing US to UK English.
      You call it "growing pains".
      We call it "bloodthirsty dictatorship".

      Your initial examples were terrible, rather then trying to create better ones, you've dug the hole even deeper by trying to use China as an example of democracy.

      You really don't know what you're on about do you.

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    6. Re:to hell with all monarchies by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      hey, asshole: i said monarchy. a constitutional monarchy is very different. you're obviously intelligent enough to understand the difference between a monarchy pre-french or russian revolution style, which was obviously what the fuck i was talking about, and a constitutional monarchy. you are intelligent enough to understand the difference, right twatstain?

      which leads me to the conclusion that you aren't interested in an honest discussion, so i didn't even bother to read the rest of your comment

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    7. Re:to hell with all monarchies by mjwx · · Score: 1

      i said monarchy. a constitutional monarchy is very different.

      A constitutional monarchy is still a monarchy.

      If you meant absolute monarchy you should have said absolute monarchy instead of trying to change what you said after being proven wrong.

      BTW, insults and swearing only make you look immature whilst still being wrong.

      you're obviously intelligent enough to understand the difference between a monarchy pre-french or russian revolution style,

      You, however are not. From your OP:

      death to the queen of england

      death to the emperor of japan

      death to the king of thailiand

      All three of these nations are constitutional monarchies.

      So you're trying to tell me you want to destroy constitutional monarchs? Or do you honestly beleive England and Japan are absolute monarchies in disguise?

      Fair enough if you didn't know that the Thai king holds no real power, but the rest of your posts make no sense what so ever.

      so i didn't even bother to read the rest of your comment

      When facts do not coincide with your accepted view of the world, ignore the facts because this makes them go away.

      You could have taken the honest way out and admitted you're wrong, instead you just admitted you're ignorant.

      Good day to you sir and Gud save the Kween.

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    8. Re:to hell with all monarchies by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      well, that's the deeper point: fuck your queen, death to her, indeed

      setting aside your inability to argue in good faith (we know we are talking about an absolute monarchy, from the time periods. to think you have a point that the type of monarchy needs to be overtly stated just means you can't fucking think), you are correct: the deeper point is i wish death on your monarchy

      that's not a logical point, that's just a note of passion

      my blood is irish and scottish and i am a descendent of a soldier in the american revolution

      killing you fuckers is just my heritage. what better trophy than the top bitch herself? there are some blood debts come due, son

      xoxoxoxoxoxox

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    9. Re:to hell with all monarchies by mjwx · · Score: 1

      well, that's the deeper point

      What point.

      You got caught out calling constitutional monarchs absolute monarchs. You were wrong, show some maturity and admit it. Your post contradicts itself.

      You are the one who is not capable of arguing rationally. Swearing and talk of killing only proves you're point is not a sane one.

      You didn't make much sense in the first place, then you attack people who point this out? Are you 13? Because you're not acting like an adult who should be allowed out in public unescorted.

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    10. Re:to hell with all monarchies by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      "we know we are talking about an absolute monarchy, from the time periods. to think you have a point that the type of monarchy needs to be overtly stated just means you can't fucking think"

      is what i wrote. read it again. and death to your fucking bitch of a queen

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    11. Re:to hell with all monarchies by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Reply to: Re:to hell with all monarchies "we know we are talking about an absolute monarchy

      Then why did you list three constitutional monarchies in this post.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2155070&cid=36128884

      So you were saying?

      You made no sense to begin with, you're trying to get other people worked up to cover this up by swearing and trying to insult them (it's not working BTW, you're the only one getting your knickers in a knot over this).

      You're trolling.. badly and frankly I'm losing interest in playing with you.

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    12. Re:to hell with all monarchies by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      what exactly do you think you have to offer me that is going to change my thinking?

      or is your point not to argue with me in good faith, but to make a bunch of noise noting the difference between a constitutional monarchy and an absolute one. yes, i understand the difference. and? are you proud you know the difference? you want some sort of recognition?

      it's an elementary issue that has nothing to do with what this thread is actually about

      i think you have a problem with understanding the topic of a discussion

      topic discussion: death to that bitch, the queen of england

      your point: constitutional versus absolute

      your point: over there. topic of discussion: right here

      not meeting each other. see? hellooooo?

      (waving hands)

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    13. Re:to hell with all monarchies by mjwx · · Score: 1

      what exactly do you think you have to offer me that is going to change my thinking?

      My question is,

      Do you think at all.

      Your own posts contradict themselves. Please think before posting in future.

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  18. All these comments by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    All these comments, and not a single one regarding his enlightened view of the sexes. It is a puzzlement.

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    1. Re:All these comments by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      because that's a over dramatised fiction movie. A lot of Thai people despise this movie for it's non-facts.

      It's like I tried passing off "Team America" as a factual representation of America.

    2. Re:All these comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is.

  19. censoring is for n00bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in the west, we like to confiscate offensive websites.

  20. You may not know... by kuei12 · · Score: 1

    These laws were put into effect by the Thai citizens out of a great love and respect for their king. The government, in this case, is just following the wishes of the enormous amount of people who love and support their king. I could see the confusion from the eyes of an american, because america has not had a president worthy such admiration in a long, long time. Typically, censorship is done by a government trying to control it's people. In this case, the people control the government. Something to think about. Maybe someday, america will have a leader worth protecting. But, I don't see that happening any time in the near future.

    1. Re:You may not know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

      A Thai might say that to you because he or haven't read up or listened a bad word about his king since ever, due to the lese majestate law. The fucking King could start by paying his income taxes. Or by allowing the country to have a stable government instead of playing with coup d'etat - and you're fucking deluding yourself if you think he has nothing to do with it.

      He's sucker, a bastard.

      Stop protecting the fucker and read up the fucking the truth.

    2. Re:You may not know... by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      So why isn't gay marriage allowed in all of America? It's not because of the majority of the people disagree, right?

  21. Re:Respect and religion by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    +1 informative. The first thing you learn as a tourist in Thailand is never touch someone on the head, and never ever touch or even point at people with your foot. So yes, if you touch someone's head with your foot, that's pretty much the worst insult imaginable.

    That said, I've never quite heard about not stepping on coins during the four years I lived in Bangkok, but I wouldn't put it past them.

    Not a very strange custom, though, since they don't wear shoes inside the house, and they wear flip-flops outside the house, feet can get very dirty and black on the soles during the day.

    Of course, Thais find it very strange that Westerners walk in their homes wearing their dirty shoes, don't use a water sprayer when they wipe their asses after using the toilet, and kiss their dogs.

  22. What kind of populace voluntarily aids censorship? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    A content one, obviously. Good for them.

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  23. In Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it was punishable to insult the king. Seems the EU have stomped out this idiocy, just about: http://royalnewsblog.com/2011/03/eu-rules-its-not-a-crime-to-insult-the-king/

  24. death to the queen of england by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    her dissipated son, and his spoiled pampered runts

    that's my thought

    do you have anything to add to that thought of mine?

    because you obviously have a deep desire to say something to me about that, but so far you've just danced around with tangential comments

    address me directly on the topic or fuck off

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