What Cybercrime Stats Have In Common With Sexual Braggadocio
An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft researchers have rubbished figures from cybercrime surveys, deeming them subject to the types of distortions that have long bedeviled sex surveys. All it takes is a few self-styled Don Juans to hopelessly distort the sex-survey figures. Similarly, cybercrime surveys tend to get dominated by a minority of responses, normally those who have or think they have lost a great deal as a result of hacking or malware attack, and are vocal about it. 'Cybercrime surveys are so compromised and biased that no faith whatever can be placed in their findings,' the researchers write."
Cant you just exclude the outliers from the analysis?
Press releases by a single company, on the other hand are mostly well balanced views on reality, where distorted views are balanced by having a large population providing information.
Hackers emailed me a grenade that blew up my PC!
It's true!
If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
Some of the worst offenders of this are outfits like the RIAA and MPAA that grossly overstate the impact of piracy in order to legitimize themselves. When a single kid with Limewire deserves a fine larger than the GDP of the entire world for a decade, you know the metrics have lost all basis in reality.
I read the internet for the articles.
Everyone exaggerates how many systems they've penetrated.
Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
You mean the guy down the hall in my apartment building with the mustard stains on his shirt *may* be exaggerating when he tells everyone he's the world's greatest hacker and that his "I could be a millionaire if I wanted to be, but I don't hack for money, so that's why I live here" claim could *possibly* be bullshit?
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
All made up, no actual truth to be found.
Do the folks at Microsoft speak it?
Verbing weirds language.
Unfortunately, this is also how Microsoft comes up with numbers for piracy ... they pull them out of their ass, and build guesstimates to suggest they've lost eleventy trillion dollars to piracy. Same goes for the RIAA/MPAA and the BSA. They have no objective numbers.
Microsoft just doesn't like these ones because their OS is at the heart of much of it.
You can't go dissing the methodology when you don't want them to be true, and using the methodology when it suits you. Although, corporations don't seem concerned by such things as logical inconsistencies.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
Or would I look better if I bragged about defusing the attack against my hot girlfriend's PC? One way I'm the badass protecting her, but the other way I'm enough of a badass that hackers are trying to attack me with grenades and I'm the kind of guy who's got a badass girlfriend.
Ok, I'll head back to my mom's basement now.
Claims of 12, 13 or even larger numbers of hackers are merely mythical.
In actuality there are probably only about 5.5 real hackers out there.
Sex surveys can use a large number of samples (up to the entire population if funding permits) which will eliminate the outlier bias problem. Victims of cyber crime are a smaller population from which to sample. And those victims are not representative of the Internet community. They are either attractive targets or too stupid to secure their systems. Its like asking blonds with big tits how many partners they've had and extrapolating.
From TFA:
It's well enough established that men claim to have more female sexual partners in sex surveys than women claim male partners, a discrepancy that can't be explained by sampling error alone.
That can be explained by a few women I know. They can take on three men at a time. So unless you correct the survey for them, the numbers won't match.
Have gnu, will travel.
When Microsoft collects $5 per computer license (MAR - Microsoft Authorized Refurbishers) on used PCs donated small schools and internet cafes in African nations, with incomes below $1,000 per year... for used PCs which already had a licensed version of Microsoft... and the people who copy the old license back on for free are "cybercriminals", and the billionaire people who take the $5 from countries where that money could save a child's life from malaria ... It seems to me to be kind of difficult to describe what the "cybercrime" is in the first place, much less reach consensus on whether the count was accurate.
when I saw the phrase "sexual braggadocio" I thought this would be problem caused by boasting of uber-hackers, vis-a-vis Swordfish : "With a gun pressed to my head, I hacked the defense grid with one hand, the World Bank with the other, and the CIA with voice recognition software, while getting a blowjob from two women"
You know, there are females out there with good asses.
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
So this 'over reporting' and overstating and exaggeration of loss applies to the MPAA/RIAA too right? After all, just two months ago they claimed losses in the trillions of US dollars, and yet the sum they quoted was many times more than their entire industries made -adjusted for inflation- worldwide for the entire time of their existence. Yet draconian laws created by them and enacted by bribed corrupt politicians and enforced by punishment-does-in-no-way-fit-the-crime law enforcement agencies happens at an increasing and alarming rate every day. Civil liberties are abolished under these brown-shirts, everyone including all of the customers they have ever had are suddenly all criminals.
And three hacks?
Dude! Everyone knows that it's one babe per hack. By accepting such low standards you're screwing up the surveys.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
As a cyber criminal, I am sorry that my abhorrent behavior has scewed the results.
Does anyone REALLY use bedevilled in a negative context these days? It means to de vile or to remove vile people. Just to correct your paranoid lies there ...
The purpose of existence is to make money.
From the article:
It's well enough established that men claim to have more female sexual partners in sex surveys than women claim male partners, a discrepancy that can't be explained by sampling error alone. All it takes is for a few self-styled Don Juans to hopelessly distort the figures.
The same thing is true for the Eurasian Tree Sparrow and the House Sparrow.
The male sparrows must be braggarts. Oh, wait, this conclusion is based on studies made by humans observing sparrow behaviour and do genetic analysis of the offspring.
In reality, many male sparrows cheat when given an opportunity, while most female sparrows only mate with the male sparrow that helped build their nest and in the future will help raise her children, but there are a few female sparrows that are very promiscuous and mate with a large number of male sparrows when given opportunity.
Couldn't the same thing be true for humans? [It is true in Sweden, where the numbers sums up equal when it comes to male and female sex partners in such surveys.]
Couldn't (human) women in general claim having fewer sexual partners then they actually have? [In Sweden they don't have to. Albeit it is considered stupid (risk of STD:s et.c.) to be a very promiscuous single, both for males and females, it is seen as a personal matter or personal flaw that is nobody else business. If you're single, male or female, it is considered normal to have a few lovers you know reasonably well (before the sex) in a year, having casual sex is considered part of the natural process of finding and choosing a compatible mate. Cheating, however, is not socially acceptable in Sweden, albeit not illegal, it is considered one of the worst thing you could do (Sweden have the lowest level of infidelity in the Western World), but as Swedes have the second highest numbers of singles after Russia in the world (men as well as women, there are war zones which technically have more female singles, because most of the men have been killed), partially because of high divorce/separation rates because Swedes who grow tired of their partner divorce or separate instead of cheat (there are weak financial incentive to live together if you don't like each other, a single women or man can afford rising children in Sweden, you don't need two incomes, but usually the responsibility is shared with children staying equal time with both parents), this don't effect statistics much.]
Sorry nerds, some of us really are sexual tyrannosaurs.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
Sorry nerds, some of us really are sexual tyrannosaurs.
Sorry, I'm not getting your metaphor. Does that mean you haven't had a chance to reproduce in millions of years, or that you have stubby almost useless appendages?
What's up with the Don Juan refernce? I've read like 5 of those books and don't get it.
Maybe the people complaining about cybercrime just need to get laid.
PC moderators can suck my White pierced, tattooed dick. If you think pride == hate, s/dick/Aryan meat mallet/g.
I'm going to the bar to get laid and stop discussing people that are vain idiots...
PC moderators can suck my White pierced, tattooed dick. If you think pride == hate, s/dick/Aryan meat mallet/g.