Plan To Test Shakespeare Remains For Marijuana
dutchwhizzman writes "A team of scientists has submitted a formal request to test the remains of William Shakespeare for drugs. Notably, for marijuana, since remains of clay pipes found in his garden have been tested positive for pot."
'Twas probably the teen-age punk from next door, hiding in the shrubbery with Dad's old pipe.
They feared that it could be used to suppress protest or support unpopular rule.