Pope Joins Twitter
syngularyx writes "Pope Benedict XVI has tweeted for the first time, announcing the launch of a Vatican news information portal. Benedict's tweet on Tuesday read: 'Dear Friends, I just launched News.va. Praised be our Lord Jesus Christ! With my prayers and blessings, Benedictus XVI'. The portal for the first time aggregates information from the Vatican's various print, online, radio and television media."
He made other tweets to let people know that condoms cause AIDS, every sperm is sacred, he hasn't been an actual Nazi in quite a number of years, and that Jesus hates homosexuals.
Then he apparently confused his work account with his private one and tweeted a picture of his cock to an alter boy. Everyone saw it. Many of them jacked off to the picture of the holy nun-raping tool.
Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
Is Chris Hansen following him?
There's no -1 for "I don't get it."