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Scientists Derive Gelatin From Human Tissue
An anonymous reader writes "Conventional gelatin is made from collagen inside animals' skin and bones, however a group of researchers has managed to replace that animal base with a human one. The process involves taking human gelatin genes and inserting them into a strain of yeast, which can be cultivated to grow gelatin with controllable features. Jinchun Chen, the leader of the study, and his colleagues believe they can scale this process up to produce large amounts of human-based gelatin for medical uses. The research appears in the American Chemical Society's Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry."
Now you know.
Gross, but delightfully delicious!
it's soylent jello
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I'll be able to find Soylent Green in my local supermarket, next to the Jello!
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Why does my jello taste like Grandma?
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Green Jello is people!!!!.... *dragged off*
om nom nom
Suddenly I have even less of a desire to consume jello.
This means I can finally eat Jello made from Bill Cosby!
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Will this type of gelatin be acceptable to use in vegan food? No animal products, just us. Is that ok?
This is very helpful information for the next Hitler. Now, if they could only find a way to make petrol out of the rest of the body ...
Now, small children will get a taste for human flesh. You've doomed us all, you bastards
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There's always room for Jell-O.
If they could derive human tissue from gelatin, that would be news.
Human gelatin!
I think they found the recipe from the site of the Donner party.
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The next time I get a cold, I can replace all my lost phlegm with no fear of the dreaded phlegm rejection syndrome.
It means that...
humans are animals!
[dramatic music]
[open-mouthed yawn]
Well, the summery is misleading. Fact is that we've had the technology to make gelatin from human tissue for millennia. The new development here is that unlike the previous method, this does not require hacking up corpses and rendering them in a pot.
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So, if you take your fat, and make human jello out of it and eat it, do you get fat again and get to repeat the whole process?
Actually this is kind of exciting for the medical field. I would think. If we can develop human genetics to take off in another medium and cultivate parts to replace our own dying ones, that would be GREAT. What's even better is we can make BETTER replacements. They did say a form of jello? The first thing that comes to mind is even BETTER breast enhancements.
Nerve splicing is going to be the really great thing to see. Mix that in with organ farming and tada! Brain replacement is the only part that puzzles me. We need to mimic a human neural network, an emulator if you will, then mirror the brain over onto hardware via some kind of interface. I would highly advise keeping that hardware isolated from any other networks until it could be appraised. I can't imagine the whole process not involving camping in a big vat of gelatinous goop for weeks on end with an array of esoteric electronics and tubing sprawled throughout.
The irony will be, prisoners will be able to serve out those multiple life sentences. What an interesting can of worms that will be to open.
Take the Red Pill.
Could you submit at tissue sample and have your own breast implants made. Filled with your own jello?
Briefly mentioned in the summary: Medical uses. If you can make gelatin that is completely human bio-compatable, you can use it freely in the human body. Infuse it with drugs and you have a time-release capsule that can be implanted. Build it around shattered bone, and you've got a scaffolding that you can re-grow bone on. It'd even make a decent short-term replacement skin in some cases.
Bio-compatable, bio-degradable, flexible, and about the same density as most human tissue. There's lots of uses for that.
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In case beef/pork allergies exist, this is the solution.
Now, if they could only find a way to make petrol out of the rest of the body ...
Made from blood.. No shortage of that
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Now in Cherry! (Or Mary, I guess in this case.)
Anyone else feel like Hannibal Lector is the one funding this research?
Breast Implants, enough said.
Do you know any vegans who eat food products made from GMOs (Genetically Modified Organisms)?
Unless I miss my guess there will be few to none who would consider this acceptable, regardless of the human source of the inserted gene.
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Bio-compatable, bio-degradable, flexible, and about the same density as most human tissue. There's lots of uses for that.
Use it for ballistic gelatin. Talk about authenticity!
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Some entrepreneur ought to be able to sell at least one (5 ton minimum) order of "Certified Human" ballistic gelatin to some defense department employee gullible enough to think they ought to test it and see if the "Certified human" content makes a difference.
You'll have to ask the Vegans? If you send a message there now you could get a reply in 52 years
What color is it?
When the cows take over we will regret our obsessions with jello and glue products....
gelatin made by yeast modified with the genes from a cow that died of old age?
70 years ago, it was soap and lamp shades. Is this what the New World Order is about? Reduce the population and stock up the larder in one go.
The mind conceives, the body achieves, the spirit manifests.
would be happy to not lose my vegan superpowers.
In case of the zombie apocalypse, this is what you can distract them with. Add poison or high explosives, and much hilarity ensues.
Soylent Green is made of people!
I can finally get some long pig flavored Jell-O!
Are we not men? We are Jello!
So, you're saying, there's always going to be room for it?
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Now in the age facile convenience we may Grok our loved ones with jello shots at the wake. No muss no fuss, and for added experiential profundity lace those shots with psilocybin.
Won't someone think of the jelly babies?
Scientists replacing animal collagen with animal collagen is news? The only thing that is news in this is the way the collagen was obtained.
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Oh NO!
Jello IS people!
You can't handle the truth.
you eat what you are.