EPIC Files For Rehearing In Body Scanner Case
OverTheGeicoE writes "The Electronic Privacy Information Center has filed for a rehearing in their case against DHS regarding airport body scanners. In their latest court filing (PDF), EPIC argues that last month's ruling requiring a public comment period but no other changes was based on incorrect information. From TFA: '"The court overstated the effectiveness of the body scanner devices and understated the degree of the privacy intrusion to the travelling public," stated EPIC President Marc Rotenberg. EPIC's petition challenged the Court's finding that the devices detect "liquid and powders," which was never established and was not claimed by the government. EPIC also argued that the court wrongly concluded that the TSA is not subject to a federal privacy law that prohibits video voyeurism. The panel found that TSA body scanner employees are "engaged in law enforcement activity," contrary to the TSA's own regulations.'
Note that this is a request for a rehearing with the same court that rejected their request to stop TSA's use of body scanners. It is not an appeal to a higher court. Is EPIC likely to obtain a more favorable ruling from the same court?"
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EPIC's petition challenged the Court's finding that the devices detect "liquid and powders," which was never established and was not claimed by the government.
Time to offend someone
Seriously, I have a rock that keeps terrorists away, how do I know it works? Well duh, no terrorist attacks near the rock. Specious reasoning perhaps, but no different than irradiating travellers at every airport in your country.
FOR YOUR SAFETY we will expose you to IONISING RADIATION
Bravo USA, bra-fucking-vo
I wish the TSA was more transparent and honest about the technologies and processes they use. I get the impression their imaging technology and their processes such as their rules for liquids were better thought out and better supported by real world facts. After the attempt to smuggle explosive liquids onto flights in the UK, many airports limited liquid size to 100 ml, or 3.4 ounces. This somewhat arbitrary amount is just under the size of many 4 ounce mini-drinks and mini-yogurts and baby foods in the U.S. So why not allow 4 or 5 ounces. Does that .6 ounce truly make the difference between life and death?
The TSA should engage in profiling, as the Israelis do. Although it's controversial, the Israelis have managed to prevent any hijacking incidents since 1969 so they must be doing something right. Even the Israelis aren't perfect and sooner or later it's possible someone will slip through and cause a calamity, but so far they have demonstrated a more intelligent approach to airport security that does not require body scanner imaging technology such as the TSA has enthusiastically promoted.
China's airport security is efficient and thorough, as well. A friend traveling there recently told me that when he came back to the U.S., it felt like going from a developed country to a 3rd world country in the airports. I suppose China has certain other problems having to do with civil liberty, not to mention a serious attitude problem on the part of one of their private airlines, but they seem to be doing something right with some aspects of the flying experience, anyway.
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Will it be an EPIC FAIL?
This body scanning stuff seems so inefficient and stupid, I'm guessing someone in the decision process must be lining their pockets ?
The Cloud - because you don't care if your apps and data are up in the air.
no one likes to admit they were wrong... and they are asking the same court/people to admit they were wrong the first time... very unlikely to happen... though I guess they can always appeal that judgement if all fails
Never antropomorphize computers, they do not like that
How often do judges admit they were wrong when presented with additional evidence? If they were so biased as to infer things that weren't even claimed by the DHS, are they going to admit they made a mistake or hedge and hide in the gray areas? Seems like an appeal to a higher court may get better results, but IANAL and don't understand the possible options or reasoning goes into these decision.
I was looking forward to seeing legal arguments presented by Jazz Jackrabbit and Jill of the Jungle.
Especially Jill of the Jungle...
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That would require TSA hiring and training intelligent people instead of farming out the work to politically well connected corporations that much rather hire employees being paid minimum wage.
ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI!?
I let the body scanner operators know how lame they are by giving a double overhead middle finger pose in the machine.
Am I the only 1 who misread the title as EPIC FAILS?