Portable Microscope Uses Holograms Instead of Lens
Zothecula writes "While financial contributions are certainly a great help to health care practitioners in developing nations, one of the things that they really need is rugged, portable, low-cost medical equipment that is compatible with an often-limited local infrastructure. Several such devices are currently under development, such as a battery-powered surgical lamp, a salad-spinner-based centrifuge, and a baby-warmer that utilizes wax. UCLA is now working on another appropriate technology in the form of a small, inexpensive microscope that uses holograms instead of lenses to image what can't be seen by the human eye."
Just what we need. Improved medical technology in some of these third world shitholes to keep people alive so they can reproduce and create more mouths to feed when they do not even have the resources to feed existing populations.
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Although the microscope itself collects raw data, an external laptop, smartphone, or cloud-based system performs all the processing.
The spatial resolution ... is reportedly similar to that offered by low- to medium-power lenses.
At this point don't you have more in infrastructure needs than you would with a basic optical microscope?
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That's a cool bit of tech, but I'd rather have a microscope that works off ambient light and doesn't need a smartphone/laptop/whatever to process the data. And the real thing isn't that much more expensive, at least on the used market.
"utilizes" = "uses" every singe time. Saves you 4 letters and from sounding like the kind of person who would you a longer word for no reason (aka, a manager who has lost confidence from not knowing how to do anything anymore).
Here is an electric powered centrifuge. A battery powered dremel should work ....http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1483
everything you described in the summary has already been done. fucking look it up and save a ton in researching the no shit
really? a battery operated surgical lamp, how would that ever be done (high amp battery meet bulb) and no shit when you spin things it acts as a centrifuge. Wax wow it can be melted to a liquid and retains heat for a while never fucking noticed that before
tell me when we invent researchers who are not too lazy to go dumpster diving in a library once in a while please.
http://www.alibaba.com/trade/search?SearchText=optical+microscope&Country=&IndexArea=product_en&fsb=y
Cheap optical microscope, $28-$29
http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/407358404/XSP_51_Biological_microscope_optical_microscope.html
A USB reflective optical microscope, $10
http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/464883671/USB_130x200_usb_optical_microscope.html
Seriously, if this is not cheap, I don't know what is. The expensive part is the *physician* that can actually use this stuff properly. With USB microscope, that can even be done remotely provided you have some cheap laptop with it. But then you'll need that for their "hologram microscope" too!!
Sure, do research on new imaging techniques, but stop, for the love of God, trying to tell us this is "cheap for Africa research". Come on!!
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Asimov called it!
In TFA I haven't seen any actual picture (photo of magnified sample) made by this microscope.
Did I missed something ?
Cool technology, but there is a simpler solution which doesn't require lenses, holograms, laser beam splitters, computers or CCDs. A transmission laser microscope. The example on the teravolt web page shows the sample in a water drop which acts as both the sample holder and lens. It is also possible to remove the converging lens from the laser diode so that it becomes a simple point source microscope (think pinhole camera, in reverse). The light source in a typical laser is comparable to the size of a bacteria so, while it isn't truely a point source, for 50-100x microscopy (paramecium, amoeba, blood cells, brine shrimp...) it works well. Something like this might be particularly useful in testing water and body fluid samples for parasites.
..that's a general tendency, it goes far beyond slashdot. There's more than one thing wrong with it. It reminds me of this -valuable- article claiming that our longterm energy needs will necessarily have to be met by relatively lowtech, non-exotic solutions: mirrors and heatengines:
http://www.phoenixprojectfoundation.us/uploads/IEEE_Solar_Hydrogen_Paper.pdf
The 1st world could also use less expensive medical care.