Facebook Forming a PAC
DougDot writes "According to a recent SFGate article, 'Social networking giant Facebook is expanding its political footprint, confirming that it has filed the necessary paperwork to open a political action committee in advance of the 2012 elections. The move is the latest in a series of maneuvers boosting the Palo Alto company's political profile in recent years, joining a steady rise in lobbying spending, several high-profile fundraisers and the failed statewide candidacy of one of its key officers for attorney general last year.' With 800 million users in its social network, and with very deep pockets, we could have a new, powerful Congress-influencing entity steering American politics."
As long as Zuckerberg doesn't start trying to get us to kill our own bison and eat it.
"Senator, we were browsing through your Facebook messages and noticed a few interesting exchanges with 14 year old girls, your mother-in-law, and a llama rancher. I'm sure you can now see your way clear to vote against additional consumer privacy safeguards."
After all, Facebook boy would probably happily spend millions to get his federal income taxes - all $300.18 that he paid - refunded to him.
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
So you expect all of them to contribute to this PAC, even if they are not US citizens?
And what are the odds that Facebook PAC will represent its users? About zero.
You have a bison? Good God, man, how big is your backyard? I can't walk up the stairs in my house without stepping on a cat - a bison would be right out!
First on the agenda, make privacy illegal, and put anybody that desires it on the no-fly list and tag them as un-American terrorists
For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
Another brilliant PR move by FaceBook. Stepping on their collective dicks seems to be a growing trend within the company.
http://www.busyweather.com/
Oh nice, another company influencing government.
When can I get a PAC of my own?
Also: http://occupywallst.org/
In 2008, Zuckerberg hosted Obama.
According to open secrets, Facebook employees support Democrats 97% of the time. But Zuckerberg personally hadn't donated enough to show up on the Fed's radar in 2008 or 2010.
Vote for [anti-privacy interests] this election!!
If you do not copy and paste this in your status you facebook account will be closed!!~!!~!
Sent from my PDP-11
Tax any compaign donation above $50 at 75% Thus, a donation of $200 would have a tax of $112.50 (200 - 50 = 150; 150 * 0.75 = 112.5).
Table-ized A.I.
Thy name is Flashback.
~Not the other way around.
This is probably all about keeping the feds off of Zukerberg's backside. While he's a huge Obama supporter, he's also a target of the current administration because he is one of the Evil Rich. In addition, with Obama's re-election chances looking less certain than Facebook's privacy promises, he may well need to CYA with the next administration as soon as 2013.
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
And you all thought it'd be Skynet.....
That sinking feeling deep in your gut when you KNOW you screwed up bad summed up with: {head desk} {head desk}
A bit ironic considering OccupyWallStreet and its affiliated protest groups are using it to organize to protest the very thing that Facebook is now working to do.
If you don't want it, I'll kill and eat your bison for you.
Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
I'm sorry, but love isn't a reaction you can express. (Neither is hated, dislike, or even mere neutrality.)
You can either Like this or shut the fuck up.
Obviously he keeps it on the main floor. Everybody knows bison can't go up or down stairs.
Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
Just ask us to''do'it.
..how many of the people posting take this so lightly. There should be outrage here. Companies bearing weight on congress is not a good idea, people. Maybe many of you are too young to see what is going on, but the idea is that the country is governed by the people and for the people, not by Mr. Facebook for his company. And while you have 20 seconds of laugh writing a funny post, your future is eroding right in front of your eyes, and you are completely oblivious to it...
I don't like where this is going.
Just saying...
In the future, we will look back on this as another signpost on the path of Facebook's fall.....
facebook for president!
I see a new way to vote coming out of this. Imagine electing our most 'likeable' president. We could all friend him or her and put our president on our wall. We could join the presidential fan page. Most of all, we could ignore the mess that we now call the American economy and spend all our time on Facebook instead of working for the man. Escapism is a wonderful thing UNTIL YOU NEED TO PAY THE BILLS.
They can go up normal stairs, but not spiral ones. However, they can go down either.
He hated socialists and Marxists. He railed against them endlessly. He hated immigrants, homosexuals, and non-Christians. He sounded very similar to the American conservatives of today.
Fuck Zuckerberg, but I'll eat his Bison. Tastiest critter, ever.
Today Christians ... stand at the head of [this country] ... I pledge that I never will tie myself to parties who want to destroy Christianity ... We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit ... We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press—in short, we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess during the past ... [few] years.
--The Speeches of Adolph Hitler, 1922–1939, Vol. 1 (London, Oxford University Press, 1942), pp. 871–872.
I say: my feeling as a Christian points me to my Lord and Saviour as a fighter.
--Adolf Hitler, Munich speech of April 12, 1922
Uh . . . you do realize that all those Democrats you are quoting switched to the Republican party in the '60s and '70s, don't you? Look up "Solid South." It's probably too complicated for you, but it's the same people that are now Republicans. They just switched parties.
So basically you are admitting that what has become today's Republican party is a bunch of fascists. Nice one.
Bison can go up stairs... but good luck getting them to go down.
Delete your accounts now while you still have a chance
1. Facebook forms PAC
2. PAC gets no where so Facebook heavily sponsors/brainwashes and gets a new president in power
3. Facebook goes to war with China because the Chinese firewall is blocking its site
4. China beats Facebooks arse and takes over the world
5. China is pissed at the West and rightly so - they actively seek out and execute all Facebook employees
6. Westerners are outraged but still cant shut the hell up - trolling and lack of respect has become so entrenched in our society that even the Facebook war was not enough to eradicate it
7. China realises that the only way to keep control is to systematically execute all facebook uses - and hey it has a bonus effect of been extra green
8. The planet breaths a sigh of relief 800 million less parasites making a mess - but you wont be one of them - because you didn't delete your Facebook account!!!!
DO IT NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE - Save yourselves and God have mercy on our souls
The summary mentions that Facebook is forming a PAC, and that it already IS a Palo Alto Company??
As facebook has members/users worldwide, why just restrict to influencing US politics?
I'll take a bison... AND EAT IT!
It's not that we don't see it, it's that we don't know how to stop it. It's like when you've finally hit rock bottom and all you can do is have a laugh at yourself.
800 million users? How many citizens are there in the United States of America? Does this mean I can sign up and start influencing the US? I have some ideas...
So the new Facebook business model is to sell your privacy and then lobby for more government favors? I think it would be a mistake for Facebook to turn into Facebook for Democrats. Competition and the "next new thing" will limit it's effectiveness and also the whole thing intensifies the "we are using you" image.
no one lives in the US?
My wife will go up or down stairs, but I can't seem to get her to go down lately, either.
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be respected, sit down and shut up.
It would seem to be in Facebooks best interest to keep the internet neutral. Perhaps their lobbying weight can do good work to keep it that way?
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Hmmm I'm pretty sure this is how the plot from Frozen Synapse starts out.
He ends up accurately predicting elections with all that data mining and gains political power when he can tell what potential platform/candidate will get someone elected. Of course from there, his alter-space "shape" economy kicks off and he starts sending virtual hit squads against competitors.
Why does a social networking website need a Political Action Committee!?
Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
In other countries this is called corruption.
1$ = 1 vote