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Cracks Signal Massive Iceberg Forming In Antarctica

Several readers have submitted news (as covered by an AFP article carried by the Sydney Morning Herald) that a massive iceberg is forming in the Antarctic. The rift in the PIne Island Glacier "is widening at a rate of two metres a day, said NASA project scientist Michael Studinger. When the ice breaks apart, it will produce an iceberg more than 880 square kilometres, said Mr Studinger, who is part of the US space agency's IceBridge project. But the process is not a result of global warming, he said." Also at the BBC.

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  1. See? by mustPushCart · · Score: 3, Funny

    Global warming isn't shrinking the icebergs, its creating new ones!

    1. Re:See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if the anti-global-warming-ists will notice that science is actually presenting a balanced view of what's happening? That just for once they'll manage to see the difference between global warming activists and the anti-cellphone, anti-vaccine alarmists.

      I ain't holding my breath.

    2. Re:See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global warming isn't shrinking the icebergs, its creating new ones!

      Umm... I know that was a joke but of course global warming would create new icebergs (not that it's responsible for this one apparently). Ice breaking away from existing stable formations, forming icebergs, is exactly what you'd expect if the ice is melting.

    3. Re:See? by Layzej · · Score: 5, Informative

      A paper published in Nature back in December describes the cause: http://www.nature.com/ngeo/journal/v4/n8/full/ngeo1188.html

      Here we combine our earlier data with measurements taken in 2009 to show that the temperature and volume of deep water in Pine Island Bay have increased. Ocean transport and tracer calculations near the ice shelf reveal a rise in meltwater production by about 50% since 1994. The faster melting seems to result mainly from stronger sub-ice-shelf circulation, as thinning ice has increased the gap above an underlying submarine bank on which the glacier was formerly grounded. We conclude that the basal melting has exceeded the increase in ice inflow, leading to the formation and enlargement of an inner cavity under the ice shelf within which sea water nearly 4C above freezing can now more readily access the grounding zone.

    4. Re:See? by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      That just for once they'll manage to see the difference between global warming activists and the anti-cellphone, anti-vaccine alarmists

      Given that there's people in this very thread ignoring that disclaimer, and claiming that it must be global warming, I'm not sure there's a difference to be seen.

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    5. Re:See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to sail the New Titanic?

    6. Re:See? by Pharmboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You are assuming that everyone that is a global warming activist is a perfectly rational thinking person, and that none of them are profiteering by ginning up concern that is out of proportion, as well as suggesting solutions that are profitable but aren't feasible.

      Most GW activists are well meaning, but there is enough crooked or just stupid stuff going on with "green" that it dilutes the message. (The govt & Solyndra, was either stupidity or corruption, neither is good.) It doesn't help that anyone who IS rationale, qualified and questions some of the conclusions is instantly labeled as a whacko.

      Everyone knows the earth is warming, but there is legitimate arguments regarding how much is man made and how much is part of a larger cycle. Again, any time a rationale person says "Yes, man is causing some of this, but there may be other forces we don't understand" they are automatically labeled crazy, a Republican or similar.

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    7. Re:See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At my workplace, we have a "green" initiative. In our breaks rooms we swapped out the plastic coffee stirs with wooded ones because they are biodegradable. We swapped out paper cups with plastic ones to save trees.
      I'm so confused...
       

    8. Re:See? by Arlet · · Score: 2

      "Yes, man is causing some of this, but there may be other forces we don't understand"

      There's nothing wrong with that, but of course, it's very vague. You'll need some probabilities. According to scientific consensus, the chance that man is predominantly responsible is >95%.

      If you have reason to believe this chance is much lower, you'll need to come up with some solid numbers. If you can't provide them, don't blame people for labeling you irrational.

    9. Re:See? by wisty · · Score: 1, Troll

      Certainly. There's a world of difference between IPCC conclusions, and stuff that Green Peace will say. The IPCC tends to be, well, scientific. There's some bias in the IPCC - they tend to be believers, and tend to eliminating errors that work against them but not the errors in their favor. On the other hand, the whole organization is incredibly conservative - they don't buy the whole "precautionary principle" thing.

    10. Re:See? by finarfinjge · · Score: 2

      Global warming isn't shrinking the icebergs, its creating new ones!

      Umm... I know that was a joke but of course global warming would create new icebergs (not that it's responsible for this one apparently). Ice breaking away from existing stable formations, forming icebergs, is exactly what you'd expect if the ice is melting.

      Actually, glaciers advancing and pushing ice into the ocean which then breaks off is exactly how this works. If the glaciers were melting, they wouldn't be pushing into the ocean to break off and form icebergs. THAT is why smart people are careful to point out that this isn't caused by global warming. To claim that glaciers getting bigger is caused by global warming is insane. Don't go there. You will make a fool of yourself. Oops. To late.

    11. Re:See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry, if you look a bit you'll find former members of the IPCC that admit their conclusions were not published as found by science but highly exaggerated to create a political and economic result.

      in other words, the IPCC cannot be considered an unbiased scientific organization. Their reports and results are driven by the political needs of their parent organization, the UN.

    12. Re:See? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows the earth is warming, but there is legitimate arguments regarding how much is man made and how much is part of a larger cycle. Again, any time a rationale person says "Yes, man is causing some of this, but there may be other forces we don't understand" they are automatically labeled crazy, a Republican or similar.

      There really hasn't been any significant warming for about 13 years, in fact when the new BEST dataset is analyzed there hasn't been any non-significant warming either

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    13. Re:See? by jbengt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the glaciers were melting, they wouldn't be pushing into the ocean to break off and form icebergs.

      Actually, there is evidence that warming can cause meltwaters to get under glaciers and lubricate them, causing faster flow downhill. And for glaciers that end in ice shelves in the ocean, warming can cause the ice shelf to break up into icebergs faster. And when the ice shelf is reduced, it presents less resistance to the glacier flowing into the ocean, further increasing the extent of ocean ice. So, until the ice melts so much that the glaciers no longer flow into the ocean, warming will most likely cause more icebergs.

    14. Re:See? by Arlet · · Score: 1

      There really hasn't been any significant warming for about 13 years

      You are disingenuous at best. The global temperatures are quite noisy compared to the trend, so it's hard to find anyperiod of 13 years where you find a statistically significant trend, either up or down.

      If you look at the trend, though, there's no reason to assume the last 13 years are different from the years before that. This article has some nice graphs to show that point:

      https://tamino.wordpress.com/2011/11/05/the-real-problem-with-the-global-warming-debate/#comments

    15. Re:See? by Sique · · Score: 1

      You'll find people who claim that their statements and assessments were taken out of context, exaggerated or whatever for non-scientific reasons in about every organization. That doesn't make the organization in question any less scientific, it just shows that humans are humans, and some will feel wronged at any given time.

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    16. Re:See? by Sique · · Score: 1

      That's a completely different BEST you are talking about than the one I was reading, as the one I remember was claiming that the global warming since the 1950ies was at least 1 degree and genereally agreeing with the statements published by NOAA and other organizations.

      Just to check: We are talking about the Berkeley Earth Surface Temperature Project, right?

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    17. Re:See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, this is about ice bergs and not glaciers..

    18. Re:See? by Toonol · · Score: 1

      I think it's nonsense to group global warming skeptics in with the anti-cellphone, anti-vaccine nutjobs. The global warming skeptics might be wrong, but you can have severe doubts about the current state of climate knowledge without being a anti-science paranoid like the anti-vaccine nuts.

    19. Re:See? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      If the glaciers were melting, they wouldn't be pushing into the ocean to break off and form icebergs.

      Actually, there is evidence that warming can cause meltwaters to get under glaciers and lubricate them, causing faster flow downhill. And for glaciers that end in ice shelves in the ocean, warming can cause the ice shelf to break up into icebergs faster. And when the ice shelf is reduced, it presents less resistance to the glacier flowing into the ocean, further increasing the extent of ocean ice. So, until the ice melts so much that the glaciers no longer flow into the ocean, warming will most likely cause more icebergs.

      While there are scientists who advocate for that hypothesis, there is also evidence to the contrary. Basically there's no scientific consensus on the idea.

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    20. Re:See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, where do you think icebergs come from, genius?

    21. Re:See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry, if you look a bit you'll find former members of the IPCC that admit their conclusions were not published as found by science but highly exaggerated ...

      Was that before or after they feasted upon the bodies of innocent babies?

    22. Re:See? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      I think it's nonsense to group global warming skeptics in with the anti-cellphone, anti-vaccine nutjobs.

      Their similarity is that they maintain their "skepticism" [choke] in defiance of all available evidence. What motivates them might sometimes be different, eg AIDS denialism is generally associated with left-wing nutjobs and AGW denialism with right-wing nutjobs, but I suspect there is psychological kinship in these anti-elitist movements.

      The global warming skeptics might be wrong, but you can have severe doubts about the current state of climate knowledge without being a anti-science paranoid like the anti-vaccine nuts.

      You can (you should) have doubts about the areas of climate science which remain doubtful. The problem is that the nutjob crowd focus their attention on areas where the scientific debate has long been settled, such as the temperature record and the statistical validity of the warming trend; the rise in atmospheric carbon dioxide concentrations; the largely anthropogenic nature of that rise; and even the importance of carbon dioxide in the climate system. It would be an abuse of the word 'skeptic' to apply it to anyone so steadfastly opposed to the modern western evidence-based scientific tradition. We may as well be talking about Evolution Skeptics.

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    23. Re:See? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Icebergs come from excessive taxation and regulation.

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    24. Re:See? by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      At my workplace, we have a "green" initiative. In our breaks rooms we swapped out the plastic coffee stirs with wooded ones because they are biodegradable. We swapped out paper cups with plastic ones to save trees. I'm so confused...

      To be green you should use proper coffee mugs and teaspoons. Anything that is used once then thrown away, compared to something that can be reused thousands of times, is wasting resources.

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    25. Re:See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an interesting number... why pick 13 instead of 12? Oh, I know, you're cherry picking data! Go 20 years and try again. If you really want to cherry pick, though, go for 12 and you'll find a huge positive temperature swing! Woot!

    26. Re:See? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      What happens when you factor in the water that has to be thrown away to clean the coffee cups, and the soap used to clean them?

    27. Re:See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my workplace we have several "green" initiatives. One can do "Smart Trips" by biking or carpooling to work and earn extra days off where one can vacation in jets to foreign locales... the pump-on-demand towel dispensers have been replaced by metered roll dispensers where one sheet seems too little and 2 sheets are about 1/3 longer than anybody could possibly need. The "trash" has been replaced by sorted recyclable and compostable bins that are taken out about 4 times less often. Fruit has been banned because of fruit flies, we're prohibited from having "hot" food at our desks on the assumption that it spoils more quickly, and then there's the exterminator expense for the god damned motherfucking aerial rats we call seagulls.

      Green. It's the religion of the future.

    28. Re:See? by Anguirel · · Score: 2

      Water passes through the system -- used, but not "thrown away" in the same sense as something destined for a land fill or incinerator. Depending on the soap used, it can also just end up as a nice fertilizer downstream.

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  2. Where will it go? by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 1

    Will it move into warmer waters (and melt?)

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    1. Re:Where will it go? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      That, or hit New York.

    2. Re:Where will it go? by Snard · · Score: 1

      (Prefix: I RTFA and it doesn't answer this question)

      Even if the iceberg doesn't melt, if it's currently on dry land and it falls into the ocean, I assume it will raise ocean levels by some small amount. Does any know how much?

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    3. Re:Where will it go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      From wikipedia:
      About 98% of Antarctica is covered by ice that averages at least 1.6 kilometres (1.0 mi) in thickness.

      From summary:
      it will produce an iceberg more than 880 square kilometres.

      From wikipedia:
      Surface area
      510,072,000 km2[12][13][note 5]
      148,940,000 km2 land (29.2 %)
      361,132,000 km2 water (70.8 %)

      From google:
      ((880 (km^2)) * (1,6 km)) / (361 132 000 (km^2)) = 3,89885139 millimeters

      Answer: About 4mm.

    4. Re:Where will it go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If it were currently on dry land, we'd call it a glacier, not an iceberg.

      It's already in the ocean, so cracking off and drifting into the open ocean will not raise sea levels.

      What happens when it melts? Here's an experiment for you. Put an ice cube in a small glass of water, e.g. a shot glass. Mark the water level. Wait for the ice to melt. What happened to the water level?

      See, even you can do science in your kitchen.

    5. Re:Where will it go? by qualityassurancedept · · Score: 1

      One gigatonne of ice melting into the ocean adds about 3 microns to the surface. In this case, 880 square kilometers of ice that varies between 60 and 500 meters thick is going to take a very very long time to melt and will result an addition of water that is almost zero once evaporation is factored in... the article points out that this iceberg might end up being about the size, in terms of surface area, as Berlin. Antarctica is almost entirely covered in Ice, 44% of which is floating in the ocean, and its 1.3 time the size of all of EUROPE. Nasa, after the end of the Space Shuttle program, is looking for ways to keep itself in the news. This iceberg sounds sensational but its actually very tiny in the grand scheme of things.

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    6. Re:Where will it go? by Arlet · · Score: 3, Informative

      The end of the glacier is much thinner than the average antarctic ice sheet, and it's already floating in the water, still attached to the glacier. If it breaks off, it's not going to raise water levels any more.

    7. Re:Where will it go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes (yes)

    8. Re:Where will it go? by Canazza · · Score: 3, Funny

      you'll also end up with a warm Gin and Tonic, but who said you didn't have to suffer for science?

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    9. Re:Where will it go? by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Actually, the small amount of mass above the water line will go below the waterline when it melts, thus raising the waterline. However, water contracts when melting, which will more than make up for the change in level. The displacement of the ice is thus exactly the displacement of the melted water.

      You can test this easily: leave some ice in a glass and note the waterline before and after melting.

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    10. Re:Where will it go? by Arlet · · Score: 2

      There are some small differences though. The ice is mostly fresh water, and the surrounding seas contain salt. The melting will cause a small, net rise in sea level. This is a very small effect, though.

      Also, the local gravity field from the ice pulls the surrounding sea water closer to the pole. If the pole loses mass, the water will spread out more.

    11. Re:Where will it go? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      If there isn't any quinine in it, it's not a gin and tonic. You want to get malaria or something?

      I've always wondered whether the gin was supposed to help the quinine go down, or the other way around.....

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    12. Re:Where will it go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Put an ice cube in a small glass of water, e.g. a shot glass. Mark the water level. Wait for the ice to melt. What happened to the water level?"

      Ok, got an empty shot glass from the shelf. Put an ice cube in it. Water level is 0.

      Ice melts, glass is half full of water.

      Water level rose! By an infinite percentage! There was 0 water, now there is water!

      Oh, wait - you meant FLOAT A PIECE OF ICE on some water in a glass, so that it is displacing as much water as the ice weighs. OK, if you do THAT, then the water level never changes.

      You need to word your experiment much more carefully if you want a good result.

    13. Re:Where will it go? by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Cute. Pedantic, but cute. And completely incorrect.

      "Glass of water" != "empty [water] glass" much like a "glass of milk" is not referred to as a "milk glass" when empty. The "of xxx" part indicates it has some quantity of xxx physically present in it.

    14. Re:Where will it go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 'glass of water' actually has water in it. What's in your glass of water? Note that I didn't write 'water glass' I wrote 'glass of water' and you even copied/quoted it.

      Reading comprehension, it's not just for breakfast any more.

    15. Re:Where will it go? by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Wow about the gravity! I do not that either the salinity or gravity would contribute anything measurable. But +5 pedantic for sure!

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    16. Re:Where will it go? by Arlet · · Score: 1

      Some places could actually experience dropping sea levels as a result of melting ice.

      http://harvardmagazine.com/2010/05/gravity-of-glacial-melt

    17. Re:Where will it go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't account for the fact that water is less dense than ice.

    18. Re:Where will it go? by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Thanks, Arlet! I had no idea! The world is far stranger and more complex than any individual can imagine.

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    19. Re:Where will it go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The end of the glacier is much thinner than the average antarctic ice sheet

      Since I provided my sources it should be trivial for you to adapt the calculations. The reason one provides sources is that it is possible to re-use old work even if it have been shown that parts of it has flaws. I could just have stated "4 mm" and you would not have had any means to confirm it without finding sources of your own.
      If you have a suggestion to how thick this particular glacier is I suggest that you state the values so that Snard can get a more accurate answer.

      and it's already floating in the water

      Snard specifically asked "if it's currently on dry land and it falls into the ocean".

    20. Re:Where will it go? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      I want to put a bunch of motors on this baby and drive it around. About 3 nuclear reactors should provide enough power, I just need to figure out how to get the correct amount of propellers.

    21. Re:Where will it go? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      So let me get this straight:

      Iceberg falls in water. Water level does not rise

      This means we could dump the entire ice content of Antarctica - and it would make no difference in water level.

      I find your ideas intriguing - do you have a newsletter or something? This is the addition of mass with no effect.

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  3. Not a result of Global Warming. by mosb1000 · · Score: 2

    But the process is not a result of global warming, he said.

    Does it bother anyone else that they had to say this? It's like doing a report on spring runoff and pointing out that it's not a result global warming. Are people really that ignorant of how natural processes work?

    1. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you really need an answer to this?

    2. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by obarthelemy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm no expert. Intuitively, a block of ice breaking away from a bigger block of ice kinda makes me think there's melting, thus warming, involved.

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    3. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by DamonHD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It seems reasonable and responsible to avoid this being dragged into the AGW/CC debate one way or another if the scientists concerned are pretty sure that CC plays no significant part in this event, because lots of glacier/calving activity *has* been tied to CC, pro or anti.

      So, it wouldn't be ignorance that would lead people to wonder. And thus forestalling inappropriate linkage is good.

      Rgds

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    4. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Arlet · · Score: 2

      Are people really that ignorant of how natural processes work?

      Yes. I hope this doesn't come as a big surprise.

    5. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding?
      We will soon have a generation full of people who will never know there was once a time when the climate changed without human intervention.

    6. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hang on though, just by bringing up the issue, it's been dragged into the, uh, "debate". I'm pretty sure a snake oil peddling ecomental will chip in soon shrieking that it is Man Made Accelerated Climate KillDeathMurder Change, and that it's denying it makes you a tool of the corporate oppressors (now buy my book from Amazon).

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    7. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      "...Intuitively, a block of ice breaking away from a bigger block of ice kinda makes me think there's melting, thus warming, involved..."

      Why do you think that? This is the end of a GLACIER. Usually, glaciers move (slowly) downhill, until they reach warmer regions, where they melt. In this case the glacier moved downhill until it met the sea, upon which it floated out. After a fair bit has floated out, it will break off, due to flexing in the waves and tides. That is what has just happened, with a rather big bit...

      Actually, if it is cold and snowy up in the mountains, the glaciers will move faster. And more bits will fall off the end of the glacier, more rapidly. This is often shot by journalists at the foot of the glacier, and used as 'confirmation of Global Warming'.....

    8. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by dwater · · Score: 1

      indeed, I am often amazed at how ignorant people are, especially when it comes to how ignorant other people are.

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    9. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You may want to look up projective identification.

    10. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The articles state that this glacier breaks off every 10 years or so. The last time was 2001.

    11. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by houghi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am amazed by the amazement of how ignorant people are about how ignorant other people are.

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    12. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Tomato42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, we call that a summer, it happens on a yearly basis.

    13. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      I'm no expert. Intuitively, a block of ice breaking away from a bigger block of ice kinda makes me think there's melting, thus warming, involved.

      TFA says that they're making the announcement to try and avoid all the sensationalist news stories that will appear when the mainstream media gets hold of it.

      Wonder if it will work...

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    14. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not amazed by that.

    15. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Biannual. Once in the southern hemisphere, once in the north.

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    16. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      I was wondering where to insert "This isn't rocket science" and I thought this was the most appropriate spot.

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    17. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want to play devil's advocate here for a minute... Maybe it IS possible it is NOT a result of global warming. But in the same way continents shift (causing earth quakes), there is some shifting going on (via any possible land mass movement or the shear current constantly flowing) that is causing the cracking. I don't hear anyone blaming "how natural processes work" earth quakes on global warming. Volcanoes erupt underwater, changing water temp, and current flows (i.e. tsunamis). Other possible sciences, other than global warming, that can cause ice to crack and or break away.

    18. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Just not biannual in Antarctica, however...

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    19. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Global warming is so last decade. I blame fracking, myself.

    20. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by DamonHD · · Score: 1

      And which side of the debate were you assuming that I'm on, if any?

      Responsible science is just that, whether or not a particular fact easily fits with how one sees the world.

      (This isn't a *whoosh*: this is really my core point.)

      Rgds

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    21. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Biannual. Once in the southern hemisphere, once in the north.

      Not all of us migrate.

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    22. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by BergZ · · Score: 1

      Why does it matter what non-scientists have to say (pro- or con-) about the scientific theory of Global Climate Change? The theory is either mostly based on sound scientific reasoning, or it isn't; What the snake oil salesmen say doesn't change that.
      The line of thinking that you have expressed reminds me of how Creationists used to argue that the theory of Evolution must be false because they believe it advocates an "atheistic" view of the universe.

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    23. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by tqk · · Score: 0

      Why are you asking why he thinks that? He already told you quite explicitly. "a block of ice breaking away from a bigger block of ice kinda makes me think there's melting, thus warming, involved"

      Not everyone is an expert / knows about how these processes work. It is a bit rude to assume that everyone knows what you know. Don't look down on people for not sharing your interests.

      Why the hell is this modded -1? All s/he's doing is stating facts, and a damn sight better than many others do.

      If you can't moderate sensibly, then please don't even try.

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    24. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by moj0joj0 · · Score: 1

      I suppose we could say it is related to hemispheric warming. I prefer the term Summer, however.

    25. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you can't moderate sensibly, then please don't even try.

      Insulting the moderators is ineffective and adds nothing to the discussion. You could do better with your time by meta moderating, taking part in article selection, or just coming up with something worth reading.

    26. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Belial6 · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, what non-scientists have to say matters because non-scientists make the policies that direct funding for (or away from) scientists to study things.

    27. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Does it bother anyone else that they had to say this? It's like doing a report on spring runoff and pointing out that it's not a result global warming. Are people really that ignorant of how natural processes work?

      It's not really like that, no. Spring runoff happens every year, and it happens in areas of the world inhabited by the readership of said news service. Country-sized iceburgs only break off this shelf about once every ten years, and it happens half a world away from the readership of said news service. Are people really that ignorant of the differences in frequency and location of natural processes, and the likely effect that has on the familiarity of most people with them?

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    28. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      If the ice shelf breaks away, it gets out of the way of the glacier that is still on land, which then accelerates. This does add more water to the oceans, and so raises sea level. In fact, the Pine Island Glacier has accelerated since people have been monitoring it, and the ice shelf, when measured after each iceberg breaks off, has been getting smaller.

    29. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if it is cold and snowy up in the mountains, the glaciers will move faster. And more bits will fall off the end of the glacier, more rapidly. This is often shot by journalists at the foot of the glacier, and used as 'confirmation of Global Warming'.....

      That sounds like a very good reason to explicitly point out that this particular incident is not caused by global warming.

    30. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously not. Slashdot got a hold of it.

    31. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frack those fucking frackers.
      Oops, I screwed up.

    32. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is often shot by journalists at the foot of the glacier, and used as 'confirmation of Global Warming'.....

      Anyone else feel like starting a fund to get photos from REALLY close up?

    33. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      >Does it bother anyone else that they had to say this? It's like doing a report on spring runoff and pointing out that it's not a result global warming. Are people really that ignorant of how natural processes work?

      They have to say that or the deniers will descend upon them like vultures on a dead skunk.

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    34. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they absolutely are. Especially something as distant and unfamiliar as the dynamics of the Antarctic icesheet.

    35. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Actually, if it is cold and snowy up in the mountains, the glaciers will move faster. And more bits will fall off the end of the glacier, more rapidly.

      As long as the temperature isn't too high, a higher temperature should result in more snow since there will be more water vapour in the air.
      This, of course, is under the assumption that the temperature is still well below 0C.

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    36. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That the Pine Island Glacier generates periodic large icebergs is not news, but that it is thinning accelerating and retreating significantly over the last decade is why NASA was flying over it deliberately surveying the glacier each year. Having worked on the Pine Island Glacier in the Mid-1980's I can tell you that its response overall is due to warming, but this one iceberg is not.

    37. Re:Not a result of Global Warming. by DamonHD · · Score: 1

      An interesting subtlety, thanks!

      Rgds

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  4. Global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    From the BBC:

    In recent years, satellite and airborne measurements have recorded a marked thinning of the PIG, which may be related to climate changes.

    From The Syndey Morning Herald:

    When the ice breaks apart, it will produce an iceberg more than 880 square kilometres, said Mr Studinger, who is part of the US space agency's IceBridge project. But the process is not a result of global warming, he said.

    The BBC also conveniently did not include that last sentence from the source. I don't know what this tells you, but to me it appears as if the BBC intentionally wanted to scare its readers with global warming. Seems like the BBC is also illiterate and can't write properly (they write Nasa instead of NASA, yet PIG instead of Pig).

  5. How is it not effected by global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone explain it please, how is the Antarctic isolated from the rest of the globe?

    1. Re:How is it not effected by global warming? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It's a continent. There is land under all that ice. As opposed to the Arctic, which is just ice all the way down until it becomes ocean. You can send a submarine under there right to the pole.

    2. Re:How is it not effected by global warming? by Arlet · · Score: 2

      A popular theory says that the thinner ozone layer has increased the polar vortex winds. The vortex acts as a barrier to block warmer air from the rest of the planet.

    3. Re:How is it not effected by global warming? by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

      It isn't that that Antartica is isolated from the rest of the globe, it is that the process of cracking and calving icebergs is part of the normal hydrologic cycle: glaciers crack, calve, form icebergs, the icebergs melt, lowering the salinity of the ocean, which evaporates and produces new precipitation. Some of this lands as snow, and an equilibrium is reached. Yes, periods of warming and cooling change this equilibrium, including natural and human driven changes.
      However, before we can make intelligent investigation into how human activity changes the process, we have to understand the process, often much better than we do. The reason this event is important is not because we can ascribe it to a greenhouse gases, but that we are looking at a major calving event from very early on. It is like looking for star formation, or cracks that become volcanic eruptions. It's natural forces in action, and a chance to improve our theories of ice flow and formation, which, in turn, will improve our models of climate.

  6. Late news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 days after reports in mainstream.

    But that's not bad for a massive iceberg - Dennis Ritchie's death was reported 4 days late at /.

  7. Climate Change, not Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Winters are colder, hurricanes are stronger, tornadoes are more frequent, floods are bigger, etc., etc.

    And because that's what the _real_ scientists call it.

    1. Re:Climate Change, not Global Warming by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Both of those are real things, one of them leads to the other.

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    2. Re:Climate Change, not Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      When the GW and now CC crowd couldn't get enough money by begging, taxing, and creating tariffs to e.g. stop cutting the forests near the equator, they resorted to taking it in the form of carbon credits. It's all about stealing from future generations and making them serfs. The GW and CC crowd are just pawns and they don't even know it. Maybe they know it and they think they will be rewarded, sadly no.

      Along the same lines have you been watching Greece lately? The plan is for the ESM(European Stability Mechanism) treaty to force countries to take out loans which they don't want and can't repay. Did you know the people that run the ESM are immune from prosecution, immune from taxes, immune under any court of law? Did you know the 2 people who are in line to be Prime Minister of Greece are already part of the ESM elites, banksters. With other upcoming elections around Europe, it will be interesting to see who gets put in power. Watch as more than half will be banksters and the ESM will be guaranteed.

      You can clean up the world without taxes. Why do that when you can own it? Why do that when you can make everyone a serf?

    3. Re:Climate Change, not Global Warming by Arlet · · Score: 3, Informative

      Global warming, and local climate change. Past winters were actually warmer than usual, even though people remember them as cold. That's because they only look in their back yard, and not at the world as a whole.

      Past winter, it was warm in South America, North Africa, the Middle East, and it was exceptionally warm in the Arctic. All averaged out over the whole world, including oceans, it was +0.43 degree Celsius warmer than the 1951-1980 baseline.

      The winter of 2009-2010 was even warmer, at +0.68 deg C, even though the US and Europe were below average.

    4. Re:Climate Change, not Global Warming by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      What if you moved your baseline to, say, 1920-1950? How's that trend look then?

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    5. Re:Climate Change, not Global Warming by Arlet · · Score: 2

      The period 1920-1950 was about 0.1 deg C less than 1950-1980, so all the numbers would go up by that amount. Why ?

    6. Re:Climate Change, not Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hurricanes aren't stronger, tornadoes aren't more frequent, floods aren't bigger ... but you're actually correct that the US has cooled, especially winter time, for over a decade now.

      (This post references peer reviewed science, not Greenpeace nor WWF propaganda. There's a difference)

    7. Re:Climate Change, not Global Warming by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Here's a great site that lets you compare the various temperature reconstructions (as well as CO2 and solar output). woodfortrees.org

    8. Re:Climate Change, not Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a great site ...

      That's an extremist left-wing site! It actually shows temperatures going UP since 2000! These guys just make this stuff up.

    9. Re:Climate Change, not Global Warming by Layzej · · Score: 1

      A new graph by the team at SKS shows that the entire globe has actually been cooling - decade after decade - since at least 1973! http://www.skepticalscience.com/pics/SkepticsvRealistsv3.gif

  8. To see the video.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It drives me crazy when articles have a close up picture but don't show the context of even where something is happening

    For the video:

    http://media.smh.com.au/news/world-news/antarctic-glacier-to-produce-massive-iceberg-2754850.html

    you're welcome

  9. My Mistake. . . by mosb1000 · · Score: 0

    Apparently many people are not aware that snow melts every spring. That was my bad.

    1. Re:My Mistake. . . by Arlet · · Score: 1

      Spring snow melting has nothing to do with this though. It's a frozen sheet of ice, slowly sliding into the ocean, and when it's gets too big and thin, a piece breaks off. The last time this happened was in 2001.

  10. Actually not as much as you'd think by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    On this image of antartic elevation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AntarcticBedrock.jpg you can see alot of what we think of the continent of Antartica would actually be open ocean if the ice wasn't there. (As it's below sea level.)

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    1. Re:Actually not as much as you'd think by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I still see a lot of land there, even if the ice extends some way off what would otherwise be the coasts.

  11. Bipolar antarctica? by munky99999 · · Score: 1

    Bipolar antarctica sad about recent news.

  12. it's the polar bears! by lkcl · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah, it's the penguins and the polar bears, they've been lighting fires.

    1. Re:it's the polar bears! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew those sneaky bastards where up to no good. That an all the dancing the penguins do to.

    2. Re:it's the polar bears! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Antarctic polar bears...

    3. Re:it's the polar bears! by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Plus the carbon footprint for getting the bears to Antarctica! Though I'd imagine that'd take polar bears off the threatened species list, and put penguins on it...

    4. Re:it's the polar bears! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, it's the penguins and the polar bears, they've been lighting fires.

      Although I realize this is a joke, I feel obliged to mention, there are no polar bears in Antarctica.

    5. Re:it's the polar bears! by lkcl · · Score: 1

      yeah, it's the penguins and the polar bears, they've been lighting fires.

      Although I realize this is a joke, I feel obliged to mention, there are no polar bears in Antarctica.

      ah ha! .. you see? :)

  13. Video on the crack by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 4, Informative

    As one of the readers who mentioned this in a submission: http://video.stv.tv/bc/ITN_041111_worldICEBERG04/?redirect=no is a good short video story version on this, including some graphics on ice flows and pictures of the crack. Quite well done. Not this isn't a GW/CC event, but it is a chance to see the formation of a crack in progress, which we do not always catch. All icebergs start with this cracking process, and icebergs form in warm and cold periods of history. Understanding the ice dynamics of how flows of build up turn into stress is the ice equivalent of studying plate tectonics: the science of large solid plates bending, cracking, and then failing.

    1. Re:Video on the crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try. But I've seen quite a few "crack" links on this site, in my day.

  14. Clash of the titans by Twinbee · · Score: 1

    What would happen if something that size hit a country or continent at say, 1 meter per second? I'm not sure of the magnitude of that kind of catastrophe at all.

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    1. Re:Clash of the titans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The same thing that happens when similar sized bergs hit land, as they do all the time in the polar regions.

      They ground in water which is about 100-200ft depth, and leave big gouges in the bottom.

    2. Re:Clash of the titans by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Which I'm sure would be awesome to see which is probably why there's no video footage of that kind of thing anywhere (let alone in high resolution).

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    3. Re:Clash of the titans by mevets · · Score: 0

      I think I smell an action flick here. Maybe we can send Bruce Willis and Clint Eastwood on a suicide mission (please!) to nuke the iceberg before it makes landfall.

      Of course, they would have to battle laser equipped sharks and a stultifying bureaucracy....

    4. Re:Clash of the titans by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You should look up the epic of iceberg B-15, for a time "the largest floating thing on the planet." It was one of the Icebergs that calved from the break up of the Ross Ice Shelf, and 11,000 km^2 – that's the size of Jamaica, Bylot, or Bloshevik Island, and larger than the "big island" of Hawai'i. It broke apart several times, bashed into the Drygalski Ice Tongue, gouging out an 8km^2 piece, and floated on, breaking into smaller pieces, though some of its remains are still wandering around the Antarctic Ocean.
      http://www.esa.int/esaCP/ESAAQTTHN6D_index_0.html [ESA]
      The ESA has a great deal of imagery on it.

    5. Re:Clash of the titans by tqk · · Score: 1

      I think I smell an action flick here. Maybe we can send Bruce Willis and Clint Eastwood on a suicide mission (please!) to nuke the iceberg before it makes landfall.

      Of course, they would have to battle laser equipped sharks and a stultifying bureaucracy....

      ... and "terrist" Guaa'ulds who'd secretly loaded the berg with Naquadria and were driving it up the Potomac toward the Pentagon! Wanna try to get a Kickstarter project going?

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  15. Re:Maybe libertarians should build their utopia on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an off topic asshole either way.

  16. A 2D iceberg? by lwriemen · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't it be measured in cubic kilometers?

    1. Re:A 2D iceberg? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe the proper units are libraries of Congress...

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    2. Re:A 2D iceberg? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      That would make it seem smaller, as antarctic icebergs tend to be low and flat. I'd guess that it averages less than 500 meters thick, and it probably doesn't have the photogenic high peak that make arctic icebergs so spectacular. Saying an iceberg is 9/10 underwater may be true, but if there isn't anything high above water, that doesn't push them down very far.

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    3. Re:A 2D iceberg? by sjwt · · Score: 1

      as we are using metric here and also talking Antarctica, that would come under Australian metric measurements, that would be measured in VSH - Volume of Sydney Harbour, and we all knows that's 562,000 megalitres (562 million cubic metres), as I don't know the average thickness of this piece of ice(the article seem to state it runs 50m thick, but is that an average or just the max?), I shall leave it to someone else to work out.

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  17. Re:Maybe libertarians should build their utopia on by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I thought their utopia was owning an unregistered coal mine in China? No regulations and you can call the Army in to drag away any workers that give you trouble.

  18. The Crack In The World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Da da da da da da ... boom boom boom boom boom boom ... ... "splash". Que the orchestra followed by sceen of crying children then cut to the sceen of towering smokestacks billowing (water vapor) carbon dioxide ... blah blah blah ... ad nauseam.

    A new IPCC round is about to begin, this time in South Africa, so the drums are beating at an ever increasingly furious pace to match the pondiferously rising declarations of the Anthrocentrismics as their mystics dance around the center-stage pillor fire of cleansing propganda and spectacle.

    Old woman in the balcony turns and asks, "How much we pay for this?"
    Old man in the balcony turns and replies, "about one Obama."
    The whole peanut gallery then erupts in laughter and delight ... a good laugh well payed for indeed.

    ))

  19. FINALLY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now maybe we can get to the bottom of this planet.

  20. There's somethin you don't know about me Joe Rogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smoke rocks.

  21. An Idea by jmactacular · · Score: 1

    There are many regions around the world, particularly in India and Africa that are desperate for fresh water. Why not send a tanker up there with a legion of laborers to harvest these icebergs? Instead of just letting it melt into the ocean.

    People may not know this, but before modern refrigeration, workers used to manually harvest big blocks of ice out of lakes with saws. Then your local Ice-guy would walk up to the side of your house, open a little door and stick a smaller block of ice through your wall, and into your icebox. This was how you kept food relatively cool.

    1. Re:An Idea by mr_stinky_britches · · Score: 1

      There are many regions around the world, particularly in India and Africa that are desperate for fresh water. Why not send a tanker up there with a legion of laborers to harvest these icebergs? Instead of just letting it melt into the ocean.

      People may not know this, but before modern refrigeration, workers used to manually harvest big blocks of ice out of lakes with saws. Then your local Ice-guy would walk up to the side of your house, open a little door and stick a smaller block of ice through your wall, and into your icebox. This was how you kept food relatively cool.

      What a brilliant idea! I highly doubt such a concept has ever been conceptualized before!

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  22. Oklahoma ready to break off by Porchroof · · Score: 1

    Cracks have been seen as far north as central Oklahoma! lol

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  23. Not caused by global warming my foot by makubesu · · Score: 1

    nature is fighting back, creating an army of icebergs to sink all our ships!

  24. Re:Maybe libertarians should build their utopia on by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 0

    A Libertarian Utopia on an 880 square kilometer ice sheet?

    In theory, it sounds like a great idea -- which works out perfectly for Libertarians as "in theory," they have great ideas as well.

    Unfortunately, there is no middle class of Penguins there for Polar Bears to work to death, nor an infrastructure created by intensive "wealth stealing" socialist programs to run into the ground with neglect to cover for the Low Tax theory of progress.

    Of course, they've probably got DECADES to go before the iceberg breaks up -- so they've got THAT long not to refreeze ice or invest in a new iceberg, so if their only goal is staying afloat with "FREE MARKET FORCES" -- they can take credit for air pockets in ice, I suppose.

    As long as this results in a lot of Libertarian pioneers not using up our air talking bitching about who "earns" stuff while the float away on a block of ice -- It's at least a worthy endeavor.

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  25. Re:Maybe libertarians should build their utopia on by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    You have to PAY the Army somehow to drag away the lazy workers who don't like the money YOU say that they earned. Later, the Military MIGHT say they deserve more money because beating skulls in is hard work.

    Only the people who benefit, can actually BE Libertarians in this scenario, so I suppose, it fits in perfectly with a free market dictatorship like China.

    but the lack of pollution controls, means that there is nobody down-wind, and you cannot benefit from screwing up the environment -- because it is already screwed.

    >> Face it; China LOOKS like a Libertarian utopia, but it's already BEEN a Libertarian utopia and there is nothing left to squeeze. The USA is actually a better Libertarian Utopia, because we still have a few suckers who can lower wages, we still have some clean water supplies that can get privatized, and GE can still can up clean air and sell you that while they fill the rest with smog.

    We need to be more grateful for the USA for all the great things it has -- until of course, it is "utopia'd" into the ground.

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  26. Re:Maybe libertarians should build their utopia on by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Only the people who benefit, can actually BE Libertarians in this scenario

    Now you're getting it - warlords instead of peasants or slaves. Paying one way or another doesn't matter - it would be a wet dream for Koch et al if it was possible to bribe the Army to take action on their behalf just like a Chinese mine owner. Those pushing this form of anarchy think they can end up as the warlords if they think it through at all.
    To an extent the USA started as a lot of attempts at Utopia but it universally sucked if you were somebody that didn't fit into a paticular model of Utopia or they needed somebody to do the manual labour. Instead of staying with that something better happened which inspired the democracy in my country and many others - which is one reason I'm pissed off with anti-democratic movements like the anarchists that wrap themselves in a flag and call themselves Libertarians to hide what they really are.
    However I should be writing about icebergs instead because they are so unbelievably cool. Snow that dropped around a million or more years ago and thousands of kilometres away is floating out to sea in a huge chunk with enough water in it to supply a small country for a while.

  27. O Hai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Greetings, pedant anon.

    My 'glass of water' actually has water in it.

    Orly. Per, well, you:

    Ok, got an empty shot glass from the shelf. Put an ice cube in it. Water level is 0. [...] Ice melts [...] There was 0 water, now there is water!

    Okay, I'm sorry I have to explain this to you, but it should be rather straightforward. You need to choose one set of semantics or the other if you wish to avoid making a fool of yourself. Unfortunately, you fail no matter which definition you might choose:

    1) If you claim that ice is not "water" in this context, then you can't claim you satisfied the experimental conditions of "Put an ice cube in a small glass of water, e.g. a shot glass.". No one is going to agree with you that an empty glass, with "0 water", constitutes the "small glass of water" prescribed as the experimental starting conditions. In other words, this would be your "HAHAHA, experiment doesn't work if I don't follow the directions, look how stupid the OP is. DERP!" play

    2) If you claim that ice *is* "water" in this context, then you can't claim the "water level" rose before calculating the equivalent liquid water level of the volume of ice in the glass in order to mark it (I mean, it's water, right? ...you would have to account for it), which would result in the experiment playing out exactly as the OP insinuated. This would be your "I'm attempting to twist semantics but tripped over myself and ended up faceplanting into the ground & pissing my pants in front of everyone." play

    In conclusion, you fail at pedantry. Further fail for doubling-down and acting smugly at the same time.

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  28. Gravitational pull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything goes South as you get older.

  29. .. let's sell it to the Saudi's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who will be the first to claim it as their own and tow it to Saudi Arabia and sell it as fresh water?