Technical Details Behind the LAN-Party Optimized House
New submitter Temporal writes "Yesterday, Slashdot reported on my LAN-party optimized house. But, lacking from the internet at that time were key technical details: How do I boot 12 machines off a single shared disk? What software do I use? What does my network infrastructure look like? Why do I have such terrible furniture? Is that Gabe Newell on the couch? The answer is a combination of Linux, PXE boot, gPXE, NBD/iSCSI, and LVM snapshots running on generic hardware over generic gigabit ethernet. I have even had several successful LAN parties with a pure-Linux setup, using WINE."
...plenty of wine would make a Linux-centric LAN party tolerable, and perhaps even enjoyable.
Wasn't one bragging story enough? Did you really have to submit another story about yourself?
No, the burning question was what kind of chuckle-head would spend all that money and stick his friends on fixed height desks all (it looks from the pictures) at writing height, not typing height.
He's going to give all his friends who are not very tall shoulder and wrist problems.
Look at the pictures. They're all (except for one very tall guy) very badly positioned for work.
He's going to need a to dole out ibuprofen by the pound to his guests.
the stodgy guys at bell labs were doing this in 1990
with plan 9.
or should i update my lingo and say "1990 called and
wants its idea back?".
- erik
Great follow up to the previous article.
Kudos to you.
Why would you ever name a device Crashman? This just seems ominous!
"Which machine do you want to use for the LAN party?"
"Oh, Crashman looks really stable."
Does anyone know if this setup would work with Windows 7 images? Not the installer, PXE boot the whole OS. I've often wondered.
I can't imagine a single machine serving out over iSCSI to have performance acceptable to play any modern, intensive game. How's it all work?
"I purchased 12 copies of Windows 7 Ultimate OEM System Builder edition, in 3-packs. However, it turns out that because the hardware is identical, Windows does not even realize that it is moving between machines."
Every computer using geek has an Asian girlfriend except me.
How they fuck do they do it?
You have to be white, nerdy, and socially awkward. I've got all three! Come hither, ladies!
It would be neat to see how a setup like this would hold out for gaming with Windows 8, Hyper-V and remotefx (assuming gaming cards play nice with it), then you could consolidate expenses to a machine or two, and keep your existing "client" hardware for years, if I understand how it will work...
useHrs. Surprise
So he does not seem to get the full 6 mbps that http://www.sonic.net/ offers on DSL. Must be to far from the CO or RT to get the full speed.
he bases Comcast but they have faster speeds and better upload. But the Sonic.net directv bundle is better for TV.
But MS may see 12 systems with the same key live at the same time.
This is a made up story by the liberal media.
Blizzard clearly stated that no one is interested in LAN parties and the whole concept is dead. Please move on. There is nothing here to see.
I'm not quite sure what you mean. How is 32 less than 6?
A typical Comcast package appears to be 15mbps, according to their site. Comcast Business Class does offer pretty good bandwidth, though.
The question isn't "How", its "Why".. money doesn't seem to be the big issue here, so why not spring for Server 2008R2 and manage all the boxes from there? it does all this updating/registering/etc your hacking together, and for around $800, versus your hourly rate x hours hacking, seems less expensive and the result is a heck of a lot more manageable. I'm all for the do-it-yourself type, but managing disk images? Yeah I can spend my time better elsewhere
sonic.net also has 20Mbps or up to 40Mbps broadband on Adsl+2 but 40 is dual line.
I think he's having a mental fault and mixing units.
32mbps = ~4MByte/s
which is better than the ~24mbps I get off Comcast (a solid 3MB/s off Steam content servers, at least until my cablemodem starts having seizures.)
Why bother spending $800 bucks for an OS you may not particularly like the style of anyway? For a task like this, I really don't see a particular advantage that Windows would hold unless all you know is Windows. The tools to do this sort of stuff are trivial to work in Linux (I personally think easier than Microsoft tools, but that may be a preference).
I would give MS the benefit of the doubt on a setup suggesting AD account management, though I haven't tried 389 which may have a nice integrated feel. Standard OpenLDAP+Kerberos realm is a little more work than setting up AD for a relatively small setup, but I see that as superfluous either way for this sort of setup.
XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
sonic.net also has 20Mbps or up to 40Mbps broadband on Adsl+2 but 40 is dual line.
Yes, that's what I have. The 40Mbps dual-line "Fusion". Due to distance from CO, it gets 32Mbps, but it is a consistent 32Mbps.
Clone away... SIDS only come into play if ur adding them to a domain otherwise have at it....
I'm curious as to what sort of latency he gets by extending USB through repeaters and if he uses hubs on his keyboard/mice at the other end? I know HDMI can be run quite a long distance (relatively speaking), but USB isn't made to be run long distances at all. If I remember correctly, there is a maximum distance USB can run before you need to add a hub/repeater. Adding to that, hubs in my experience interfere with peripherals, especially gaming peripherals (fast and high dpi mice). He doesn't really go into much detail besides saying he runs USB and HDMI to his remote stations.
You know, I always wondered why the extlinux component of syslinux hasn't taken hold as a boot option in most of the major Linux distros yet? It has the file system support similar to grub, yet the simplicity of lilo. Perfect combination for when grub seems like overkill (I often run into cases where I can't easily get grub to do what I think it is supposed to do, and extlinux has ended up saving my hide).
Well, let the distros know...
If you need more than a damned good switch, internet connection, and wireless AP to optimize your LAN parties (real LANners have their own boxen, TYVM) you're doing it wrong.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
If you're the kind of user that cares about boot options, you should probably be using Arch Linux
...they want their lan house back.
I'm replying to the guy above and just using one example I've seen.
Also why assume it's racist? It could just as easily describe a Caucasian that has grown up in a different environment to the person she is attracted to.
"I'm scared of overclocking. The thought of messing with voltages or running stability tests gives me the shivers. I bow to you and your superior geek cred, oh mighty overclocker."
After reading pages and pages of complex technical system configs, this really hurts me to read.
You can get a 2500k to 4.4GHZ without even taking it out of the Intel voltage and temperature recommended limits (with proper cooling).
This article is strangely bringing a warm remember of having LAN parties in my mother's basement; ah, that was the time!