Sergey: In Soviet Russia, Rocket Detonates You!
theodp writes "'We were all foolish enough to go on this adventure,' Google co-founder Sergey Brin told the assembled Brainiacs at Google's Solve for X event last week, recalling the time he and Google co-founder Larry Page took their Gulfstream on a $100K journey to watch a 2008 Soyuz launch in Baikonur, Kazakhstan. 'If the rocket blows up, we're all dead,' Sergey overheard a Russian guard say. 'It was incredibly close,' Sergey continued. 'We drove in toward this rocket and there were hundreds of people all going the other way. It was really an astonishing sight. If you ever have the opportunity, I highly recommend it. It's really not at all comparable to the American launches that I've seen...because those are like five miles away behind a mountain, and the Russians are not as concerned with safety.' Sergey received film credit for the recently-opened Man on a Mission, a documentary on the Russian Soyuz mission that wound up putting Ultima creator Richard Garriott into orbit (for $30 million) instead of changing the course of Google history."
Am I the only one whose first thought after reading the summary was - "man, that's a ton of greenhouse gas emissions and wasted fossil fuel for a joyride"?
Rocket pursues search engine and produces thousands of pieces!
in soviet slashdot , first post gets you
In 1983, a Soyuz rocket exploded on the launch pad. The crew was lifted to safety by the launch escape system, and there don't seem to be reports about any casualties on the ground due to this this incident.
you wouldnt find me close to a rocket launch
Here's a compilation of videos from a failed Soyuz launch - it got up off the launch pad and then came right back down, very close to the spectators. One person died.
Foton M-1 launch failure
If you hadnt guessed, the video contains lots of expletives.
I've got news for Mr. Santayana: we're doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That's what it is to be alive.
Who gives a crap how two billionaires got there, and how much it cost? What does that add to this story?
A fellow guard responded, "Yeah, if it doesn't fall down on us, Putin will. Reality that doesn't agree with his propaganda of sending rockets to Proxima Centauri and winning 99% of the vote for it? Gulagistan for the both of us!" The guard recounted his story on condition of anonymity to avoid the ex-KGBer's customary punishment of death by judo.
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
What the Soviet ruskies desperately need is more lawyers. Let's ship them at least half of ours, pronto!
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
...and the Russians are not as concerned with safety.'
Vodka? Or they're just tougher than we are?
Or maybe the Russians are wise enough to realize that life itself is inherently risky and when you're doing exceptional things, you have to more risk.
Many times I think we Americans have become a bunch of pansies who are too afraid to do anything worthwhile because we're either afraid of getting hurt, killed or worst of all sued.
5 miles away behind a mountain? Maybe from the causeway. I guess the Google guys aren't important like me(haha!). I've been to one on the VIP platform. It's about 3 miles away, and has a great view of the launch unobscured by smoke(unlike the causeway). Seriously, though, I don't see how 2 of the most successful men in the US couldn't see a launch from the VIP platform unless they didn't even try to see a launch in the first place.
That place was known to be very chaotic, with very little supervision about secured area. All top brass move with impunity everywhere and they always have a sidekick or two in tow. There was some apocryphal story about the food meant to be shipped to the IST was pilfered in the Baikonur cosmodrome.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Amazing how quickly the exhiliration @3:30 gives way to fear and panic @4:15!
I'm not impressed, sorry. If they would've applied that $30 mil as an investment in the development of privatized human spaceflight - considering the number of highly skilled jobs that must naturally result from such efforts - then I might be impressed. Monied showoffs, on the other hand - not impressive, really not impressive.
All top brass move with impunity everywhere and they always have a sidekick or two in tow
you seem to be speaking from experience.
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I don't believe a word these two clowns say anymore.
And rich men spending their money on junkets and toys is news how Slashdot? What's next, keeping up the Kardashians?
"...It's really not at all comparable to the American launches that I've seen...because those are like five miles away behind a mountain..."
That's odd. I've lived in Florida and driven past the NASA launch facilities there. I don't remember seeing any mountains. I believe the highest point in the state is a little over 200 feet.
"If they would've applied that $30 mil as an investment in the development of privatized human spaceflight"
They'd rather spend 36 million to have Hangar 1 at Moffett Field recovered to store their private jets in.
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local/south_bay&id=8461995
(or will be when they get back into the heavy lifting business.)
Get a press pass to a NASA launch. You're close enough that the temperature in the room almost immediately goes up by 20 degrees. Fortunately you're in a reinforced bunker.
I'm all for rich people taking the risk of going to space. For the most part, they are narcissists. And the world could use less of them. This is likely one chance to lead these freaks of nature to the slaughter house and they will go willingly. Sure, most of them won't blow up, but the chances are much higher than the coddled security and body guarded life styles that they lead. Bad luck!
JCPM: i told your many times that the prophecy can reject mortally these "evil missions" for the prophetic accomplishment.
This is what your beloved Google hypocrites do: http://cpac2012.conservative.org/sponsorship/2012-sponsors/
Two very high ranking members of Google not only stand dangerously close to tons of high explosives but also ride on the same executive jet. If they had both died Google could have been hosed.
putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
What on earth this puff piece doing in Science section?
I do not believe in karma. "Funny"=-6. Do good and forbid evil. Yours, Oft-Offtopic Flamebaiting Troll.
I don't think we need to worry about greenhouse gases any more. Since Primatene Mist inhalers have been banned the world is saved. Thank your god, those pesky asthmatics were starting to annoy me. Greedy bastards, wanting to breath precious air, who do they think they are? At least they'll die off and that will lower greenhouse gases. Problem solved.