Google: Best Adaptation of a Novel To a Patent?
theodp writes "The USPTO's Thursday publication of Google's patent application for Inferring User Interests was nicely-timed, coinciding with what ZDNet called Google's privacy policy doomsday. The inventors include Google Sr. Staff Research Scientist Shumeet Baluja, the author of The Silicon Jungle, a cautionary tale of data mining's promise and peril, which Google's Vint Cerf found 'credible and scary.' No doubt some will feel the same about Beluja's patent filing, which lays out plans for mining 'user generated content, such as user interests, user blogs, postings by the user on her or other users' profiles (e.g., comments in a commentary section of a web page), a user's selection of hosted audio, images, and other files, and demographic information about the user, such as age, gender, address, etc.'"
Worst. Submission. Ever.
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So, according TFS, Google has applied for a patent on .. wait .. .. but now with a computer!
Organizing contacts by applying scores to certain properties
Amazing that patents on processes and algorithms are still taken into consideration.
Maybe for once we can use the legal system to route around damage.
Let's call it what it is, Anti-Social Media.
So how long to someone makes a browser plugin that searches google for thousands of random words, thus making google's data mining worthless?
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So I got Google following me around as I shop, making notes that I looked at horse blankets, I bought horse supplements, I researched electronic white boards, I read various political blog sites, and they know I'm a Libra...much of that public knowledge anyway and not much different then if someone physically followed me around and noted all the stores and building I went into. Computers make it easier, but not much different in concept.
For Google to keep their "Do No Evil" motto intact would be to establish all this information as (1) and opt in format so that no one but Google and myself sees this data (2) that all the data they collect is made available to me and I can be selective in what I allow shown to the public and (3) when I do opt in I can then be assured that only information I deem acceptable is presented to advertizes and whomever else pays for data like this. Otherwise they have completed their decent into the darkness.
I also always remember that what ever I do on a network is never private. That if I want privacy, I talk face to face, I write a physical letter, or I keep to myself my actions. Never trust the internet with privacy, nor Google potentially.
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Heinlein provided prior art for the waterbed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterbed
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Does Slashdot ever get tired of BS Google smears?
Now I guess it's time for "anonomous" with 20 different logins to start screaming about Google being evil evil EVIL!!!
So how many hundreds of junk panents have Apple and Microsoft filed? And how many bogus lawsuits have those companies filed against Android device makers? Or other Google interests? And how many scox-scam like lawsuits has Microsoft filed by proxie?
God forbid Google do anything to protect itself from those hyper-aggressive lawsuit scam companies. Google being evil evil EVIL!!!
"postings by the user on her or other users' profiles" Was this an implication that more women are Google+ users than men?
from hyper-aggressive patent trolls like Apple and Microsoft.
Anybody care to compare the number of offensive lawsuits launched by Apple, and compare that to the number of offensive lawsuits launched by Googe?
How about comparing junk patents filed?
Google is being evil evil EVIL!!!
Google's the first? Really? I thought that everyone was doing this already, if not automated.
Those little discount cards you get at the grocery stores. How is this any different? Well...other than the fact that you can't pick up porn at the grocery stores where I live.
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So this "Beluja" scrapes websites for information about users, and this is a patentable idea?
Given that screen scraping has been pretty much a standard technology since the '80s and '90s when IBM green screen applications were scraped and repackaged as windowed interfaces, and the number of industries which employ scraping of websites for sales leads and other information, I can't imagine WHAT these bozos think they've "created" or "invented" that justifies a patent.
But then again, this IS slashdot, where we LOOK for the really stupid patents so we can all get together, laugh, point, and emulate "The Simpsons" Nelson character by derisively laughing:
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