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Scientists Solve Mystery of Ireland's Moving Boulders

Hugh Pickens writes "How has a 78-ton boulder traveled 130 meters inland from the sea since 1991? Live Science reports that geologists have puzzled for years over the mysterious boulders that litter the desolate coastline of Ireland's Aran Islands that somehow move on their own when no one is looking. The sizes of the boulders in the formations range 'from merely impressive to mind-bogglingly stupendous,' writes geoscientist Rónadh Cox. While some researchers contend that only a tsunami could push these stones, new research finds that plain old ocean waves, with the help of some strong storms, do the job. Some boulders move inland at an average rate of nearly 3 meters per decade, with one rock moving 3.5 meters vertically and 69 meters horizontally in one year. The team compared modern high-altitude photos of the coastline to a set of meticulous maps from 1839 that identified the location of the boulders' ridges — nearly 100 years after the most recent tsunami to hit the region, which struck in 1755. The Aran cliffs rise nearly vertically out of the Atlantic (video), leaving very deep water close to the shore. As waves slam into the sheer cliff, that water is abruptly deflected back out toward the oncoming waves. This backflow may amplify subsequent waves resulting an occasional storm wave that is much larger than one would expect. 'There's a tendency to attribute the movement of large objects to tsunami,' says Cox. 'We're saying hold the phone. Big boulders are getting moved by storm waves.'"

127 comments

  1. Well holy god by hmmm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next thing "science" will probably try and explain moving statues.

    1. Re:Well holy god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought he was making a Doctor Who reference.

    2. Re:Well holy god by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Anti-theist strawman. Please cite a credible source where a religious institution or representative thereof states as an article of faith that the cause was not natural and, hence, inaccessible to science.

      You're kidding right? Didn't a bunch of cults spring up overnight when this "miracle" happened? Fair enough, the mainstream churches all distanced themselves from these nutjobs but at the time the believers all decided that they saw what they saw, science be damned.

      I guess you'll refute the above because I haven't provided any sources, but it wouldn't matter because those guys don't represent a true "religious institution" anyway, which of course becomes much easier if you separate religious types into "those that believe the stuff I believe and therefore form a credible religious institution" and "nutjobs"...

    3. Re:Well holy god by thePig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My understanding is that they have not solved it, rather they have just suggested a mechanism. They found that even when there are no tsunamis the rocks are moving. They now think that storm waves could be a reason for it. If I understand correctly, they have not done the calculations for it.

      So, now we have a hypothesis. Once the calculations and simulations are done, only then we will know for sure. Moving such big rocks means a lot of energy. Especially when it doesnt float. Can a positive feedback loop generate this much energy ? If so, who knows, positive feedback tidal waves could be the next big thing in renewable energy :)

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    4. Re:Well holy god by Smallhacker · · Score: 2

      Don't. Blink.

    5. Re:Well holy god by hmmm · · Score: 1

      In fairness I think even a few bishops administered a sharp belt of the crozier to the dopy religious eejits who were proclaiming it was a miracle.

      This happened the last time we had a recession, I'm surprised it hasn't started happening again. We love a good recession us Catholics we do, it's a truly miserable time and all the better for it.

    6. Re:Well holy god by Nursie · · Score: 1

      That sort of fits in with the ad that was served to me in the middle of TFA. No, this isn't a joke (well, the site may be, but I haven't been there, but the ad is real). It was this -

      "The End-Time is Here!
      www.the-end.com
      2008 was God's last warning. 2012 is economic collapse & WW III"

      Some people are crazy.

    7. Re:Well holy god by Troyusrex · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Once the calculations and simulations are done, only then we will know for sure.

      I couldn't agree LESS. Simulations don't prove anything. They are just imperfect models of the world to help our understanding. Proof would be to measure a REAL storm wave moving the bolder.

    8. Re:Well holy god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In fairness I think even a few bishops administered a sharp belt of the crozier to the dopy religious eejits

      They didn't do it to all of them. Only to the ones they could reach diagonally.

    9. Re:Well holy god by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Or maybe a reference to this

    10. Re:Well holy god by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      The worst of the nutjobs are easy to spot.
      If you think that aliens dumped bodies into a volcano in Hawaii and that is the cause of all your problems. You are a nutjob.
      If you believe in the teachings of a book and then do exactly the opposite because the church tells you to. You are a nutjob.
      If you kill women and children because your God told you to. You are a nutjob.
      If you believe that a perfect God is vengeful, petty and mean. You are a nutjob.
      The rest of you are just wrong. :)
      Unless of course you are current members of "The Cult of Foamy" in good standing.

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    11. Re:Well holy god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the ... you've only begun to scratch the surface.

    12. Re:Well holy god by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Yes. I only as per my post went after the worst of them.
      Long live Foamy. May Foamy save me from his Squirrely Wrath.

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    13. Re:Well holy god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simulations help disprove incorrect theories.

      Yes, they are imperfect models of the world. Yes, it would help to measure a real storm, but even this doesn't PROVE a theory, just help to disprove an incorrect one.

      Science progresses by disproving the incorrect theories, not by proving things correct: there is no way of proving a theory correct. But simulations provide a very useful method of encoding our theories in a testable way (e.g. something like the Navier-Stokes equations are too complex to be tested otherwise).

    14. Re:Well holy god by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      "they're coming. The angels are coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink!"

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    15. Re:Well holy god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one gives a fuck what your tiny little mind thinks, fucktard.

      ALL religion is a fairy tale designed to control gullible morons.

    16. Re:Well holy god by quenda · · Score: 1

      That all sounds very complicated. Isn't it much simpler to believe in Intelligent Rolling?

  2. I thought the cause was established years ago by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was always told the cause of seeing boulders move in Ireland was Whiskey.

    1. Re:I thought the cause was established years ago by c0lo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was always told the cause of seeing boulders move in Ireland was Whiskey.

      Depends... if you see the boulder moving up, 't's Whiskey and you're lying on the ground... if downward, it's stout (and you're taking a leak on the boulder).

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    2. Re:I thought the cause was established years ago by bazmail · · Score: 1

      haha yes. and france surrenders and in russia thing are opposite.

  3. Sea aliens?? by dkf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why would anyone think that sea aliens would do such a thing, when there are Selkies about?

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    1. Re:Sea aliens?? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone think that sea aliens would do such a thing, when there are Selkies about?

      Especially in the Shetlands where they resemble small horses.

  4. Density is what matters by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Maybe the boulders can float. These rocks don't look like basalt/granite and can therefore move around more easily when submerged.

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    1. Re:Density is what matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The boulders stay where they are. Somebody moved the island. Ben? Locke?

    2. Re:Density is what matters by petsounds · · Score: 1

      "And what also floats in water?"

      "Bread!"
      "Apples!"
      "...Very small rocks!"

      I'm afraid the Scientists of the Knights of the Round Table have concluded that only *tiny* rocks may float as you suggest.

    3. Re:Density is what matters by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, they never said biggere ones *don't*, just that the small ones *do*.

    4. Re:Density is what matters by laejoh · · Score: 2

      A duck!

    5. Re:Density is what matters by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      I used to live in central Oregon, and a reservoir near where I lived had rocks that floated - even biggish ones. They are made of pumice, rocks full of air. (Hmm. I wonder - is it air by now, or is it the hellish fumes from the volcano still trapped inside?)

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    6. Re:Density is what matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, some rocks do float in water and are surprisingly light. The Scientists of the Knights of the Round Table weren't *that* crazy :-)

      But these ones look like limestone, which isn't particularly prone to floating.

    7. Re:Density is what matters by KhabaLox · · Score: 2

      Who are you, so wise in the ways of witchery?

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  5. Re:Wow by sleiper · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was a local man that told the US students about how the sea "washed" a 78 tonne boulder up onto the beach. I would suggest the locals knew this happened and just didn't care or bother to work out why. Occasionally a storm will blow sea-weed from the beach 2 miles to my front door during a storm, so I assume that's normal because it always happens. Their rocks are just a bit bigger :D

  6. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to burst your bubble but the Irish are not a race.

  7. Re:Wow by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 0

    My bubble's quite intact, never fear.

  8. Re:Wow by sleiper · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sure they are, they share many characteristics of being a race, similar cultural background, they share a Celtic background with the Scottish, Cornish, welsh and French, shared language in Irish Gaelic, small geographic ancestry from the west of Europe, and distinct physical appearance, they are all small, red headed drunks with a perchance for green and pots of gold.

  9. Re:Wow by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Shut it O'Malley.. we need to be goin', the pub is about to open and I need a pint in me to deal with these english bastards.

    I can do that, I'm irish!

    Cosnóimid Tír na nÓg go deo!!

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  10. I went to a catholic school in Northern Ireland by neokushan · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the middle of one of our courtyards, we had a small shrine with a statue of Mary, depicting the appearance of her at Lourdes. There was also a lot of rocks and plants for decoration.

    One day, we came into school and one of the larger boulders had been moved across the yard to the other side. It had a note attached to it saying "It's a miracle, it moved!".

    True story.

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    1. Re:I went to a catholic school in Northern Ireland by cvtan · · Score: 1

      No human could move rocks like that.

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    2. Re:I went to a catholic school in Northern Ireland by jackbird · · Score: 1

      How about a human driving a backhoe?

    3. Re:I went to a catholic school in Northern Ireland by sjames · · Score: 1

      Depending on the grounds keeper's work ethic it might still be a miracle.

  11. Re:Wow by sleiper · · Score: 2

    Depends if you are taking a Sociological or Anthropological view of race.

  12. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unintended self defeating irony, you don't see that too often these days.

  13. Question by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    Are they sure that it wasn't Ireland that was moving instead?

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    1. Re:Question by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Old joke: How many Irish does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.

      Those rocks are probably just drunk. They are Irish, after all.

  14. They don't get it... by erroneus · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...it's the Leprechauns.

  15. Re:Wow by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    I guess for some people the world just never moved on from the 1950s

    We just take our cue from all those Irish people who still live in the 1920's and think it's just fine hating each other for backing the wrong religion team.

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  16. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats northern ireland, a british adminstered territory, a completely different country. Racial and sectarian tensions springing up wherever the yucks go? say it ain't so.

  17. And no mention of their American Cousins? by way2trivial · · Score: 5, Interesting

    has no one heard of the sailing stones?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones

    Sailing stones, sliding rocks, and moving rocks all refer to a geological phenomenon where rocks move in long tracks along a smooth valley floor without human or animal intervention. They have been recorded and studied in a number of places around Racetrack Playa, Death Valley, where the number and length of travel grooves are notable. The force behind their movement is not confirmed and is the subject of research.

    Which by the way- occur on land masses devoid of water????

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    1. Re:And no mention of their American Cousins? by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Informative

      The force behind their movement is not confirmed and is the subject of research.

      Irony: It has been confirmed, and it is ice

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    2. Re:And no mention of their American Cousins? by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 2

      Death valley, is not devoid of Water, it does actually get very cold there sometimes ....

      The Sailing stones probably move by differential ice formation

      The rocks in Ireland were assumed to have moved during the last Tsunami (1700's) but now someone has bothered to study them, they have found they have definitely moved recently, just like the locals said all along) , the mechanism is unlikely to be the same as the desert rocks ...?

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    3. Re:And no mention of their American Cousins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I buy rocks from a neighboring farmer of mine who said rocks push up out of the ground due to the ground freezing in the winter. If the ground was sloping I could see how the rocks might roll downhill.

    4. Re:And no mention of their American Cousins? by petteyg359 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that it gets very cold in places without water, and gets very wet in places where it doesn't get very cold. So, what exactly is the purpose of your first statement?

    5. Re:And no mention of their American Cousins? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The racetrack playa isn't devoid of water in the winter. Look it up on youtube sometime. They also have strong winds.

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    6. Re:And no mention of their American Cousins? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      If there is both water and it gets cold then you can get ice. Surely that was obvious???

    7. Re:And no mention of their American Cousins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been there twice. Very cool place!

    8. Re:And no mention of their American Cousins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irony: It has been confirmed, and it is ice

      [citation needed]

    9. Re:And no mention of their American Cousins? by geekoid · · Score: 1
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    10. Re:And no mention of their American Cousins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your first sentence states two unrelated facts. If you want to relate them, you should use a word like "and".

    11. Re:And no mention of their American Cousins? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      My first sentence has an "and" in it, maybe learn how to read. The bit of text specifying the author might be a good place to start.

  18. Re:Wow by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess for some people the world just never moved on from the 1950s.

    Well I'm Irish, living in Ireland, and as far as I can tell from watching the country fall apart around me; no, things don't seem to have moved on very much at all.

    The country was bankrupted by a drunken Taoiseach, and is now being pauperised by religious one. People are emigrating in droves and TDs respond by complain about the problems of "fornication". Landlords, lawyers, and bankers are living high on an ascendancy hoc while everyone else is being squeezed dry, and the country is once again a pawn in the games of European great powers.

    Frankly, things here don't seem to have moved on very much from the 1850s.

    Personally, I found the joke amusing. I'm faced with enough incompetence to know that it's probably half true anyway.

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  19. Re:Wow by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There isn't one sentence in there resembling reality. The country was bankrupted by a lying scumbag (Ahern) and an incompetent Finance Minister (Lenihan). Cowen was just a puppet. I must have missed the great fornication debate that seems to be taking up 100% of the time of 100% of the politicians in the country. Oh wait, no I didn't, because it was one back country TD making one ridiculous comment. More news you appear to have missed, the landlords of some twenty plus houses were forcibly evicted from their own palatial residence recently, there are plenty of unemployed solicitors, and even bankers have joined the dole queues. I know a few of them personally.

    Perhaps the time has come for you to take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself who is looking back, because its not someone with a firm grasp on reality. That's even if you are in Ireland, because nobody here refers to solicitors as "lawyers".

  20. Re:Wow by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry to burst your bubble but the Irish are not a race.

    Oh no; we're a competition.

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  21. Proof with simulation by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Proof would be to measure a REAL storm wave moving the bolder.

    Or use the simulation and see if a wave occurs as predicted by it.

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  22. metres != miles by dotbot · · Score: 1

    FTFA (first line):

    How did a 78-ton boulder travel 17 miles above high water, 130 meters inland?

    This is the start of an entirely different news article that I can complete in two words: it didn't.

    1. Re:metres != miles by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

      That makes about as much sense as measuring the slope of a sidewalk wheelchair ramp as centimeters of rise per feet of run.

    2. Re:metres != miles by darrylo · · Score: 1

      I think it's trying to reach low-earth orbit.

  23. Obvious by kbg · · Score: 1

    I can't believe that this was a mystery. This is completely obvious to anyone who can think. There is a similar phenomenon with the moving rocks in the Death Valley. If you have water and wind you can basically move anything given enough time.

    1. Re:Obvious by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, though, this 'new' research doesn't so much offer an explanation as a different theory than that derived from previous research. The use of indefinite terms (such as " backflow may amplify") indicate to me the questionably validity of their 'results.' The day "may" and "could" equate to "will" and "does" is the day I turn in my skeptic's credentials.

      Not to mention one of the team being quoted as “Unless you have little green men from mars doing this on the quiet, it must be storm waves,” which I read as "If you don't believe I'm right you're an idiotic nutcase." Sorry, Charlie, I don't buy that line of 'reasoning,' especially from someone who considers themselves a scientists.

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  24. Re:Wow by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    The country was bankrupted by a lying scumbag (Ahern) and an incompetent Finance Minister (Lenihan). Cowen was just a puppet.

    That suggestion was quickly met with a fiery and typically bolshie response from Brian Cowen -- the man on whose watch as finance minister most of the worst crimes were committed. "We're not fucking nationalising Anglo," he shouted as he slammed the table.

    I must have missed the great fornication debate that seems to be taking up 100% of the time of 100% of the politicians in the country. Oh wait, no I didn't, because it was one back country TD making one ridiculous comment.

    Context is everything. The comments were made in the middle of a debate about

    ....women who were forced to travel abroad for medical terminations when they found the babies they were carrying were missing vital organs, like brains, and were completely unviable outside the womb.

    More news you appear to have missed, the landlords of some twenty plus houses were forcibly evicted from their own palatial residence recently, there are plenty of unemployed solicitors, and even bankers have joined the dole queues. I know a few of them personally.

    I'll just refer you and all your friends who have run off to London and transferred assets to their wives and children to this article on the grand delusions of property "victims".

    Perhaps the time has come for you to take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself who is looking back, because its not someone with a firm grasp on reality.

    The time has come for you to go back to reading the Irish Times and pretending that there's nothing wrong with the country. Why don't you spend today reading their latest barrage of pro Fiscal Treaty propaganda. And while you're at it, ask yourself where a newspaper in the middle of a recession got the money to pay for all those columnists and shiny new supplements.

    That's even if you are in Ireland, because nobody here refers to solicitors as "lawyers".

    It's a collective term for barristers, laywers, and crooks. I suspect you're friends with quite a few yourself.

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  25. Re:Wow by garyebickford · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cool! An Irish flame war - that's something I haven't seen on /. before! *GB fills his cup, sits back to watch.

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  26. Re:Wow by Chrisq · · Score: 0

    Thats northern ireland, a british adminstered territory, a completely different country.

    If only all the Irish thought this way there would never have been a conflict.

  27. Re:Wow by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

    That suggestion was quickly met with a fiery and typically bolshie response from Brian Cowen -- the man on whose watch as finance minister most of the worst crimes were committed. "We're not fucking nationalising Anglo," he shouted as he slammed the table.

    So what? He took his orders from Ahern, and Ahern set things in motion in such a way that a crash was inevitable. Lenihan then authorised the disastrous blanket banking guarantee after a tense and secret midnight meeting with the top bankers.

    Context is everything. The comments were made in the middle of a debate about

    ....women who were forced to travel abroad for medical terminations when they found the babies they were carrying were missing vital organs, like brains, and were completely unviable outside the womb

    ...what does that have to do with what I said? You're painting visions of politicians tearing their hair out over "fornication" when it was just one nutty backwoods TD, who has since been kept firmly muzzled by the party.

    I'll just refer you and all your friends who have run off to London and transferred assets to their wives and children to this article on the grand delusions of property "victims".

    Oh right so all of the investment property owners in the country have run off to London have they? What nonsense. You're again trying to paint a picture of champagne-quaffing nascent upper classes, when the reality is that anyone unwise enough to have invested in property over the last twelve years here is in deeper trouble than anyone.

    The time has come for you to go back to reading the Irish Times and pretending that there's nothing wrong with the country.

    And he finishes off by putting words in my mouth. I never said there was nothing wrong with the country. I said it was racist to stereotype Irish people as stupid, which it is. And if that's not patently obvious, there really is something wrong with you. Here try this experiment: replace the word "Irishman" in the op with "black man" and see how that goes down.

  28. Wave this by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Aren't leprechauns much more parsimonious?

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  29. Climate Change by da007 · · Score: 2

    The oceans are just receding

  30. Oblig Brian O'Nolan reference by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    Dr. Brian O'Nolan, aka Miles nCopaleen, one of Ireland's greatest humorous writers and a great student of the Irish language, once remarked that the only four words you really needed to know to get by in Western Ireland were downpour, eternity, whiskey and potatoes. The French, on the other hand, were frequently militarily successful until the start of WW2 (and, as the US discovered, weren't the only round-eyes who couldn't hold on to Vietnam), whereas the Russians themselves joke about the perversity of life in Russia. So: sarcastic exemplar fail.

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    1. Re:Oblig Brian O'Nolan reference by bazmail · · Score: 2

      Living in the west of Ireland myself (Galway), I can tell you that is not true. I've never even heard of that improbably named gentleman who you claim is "one of Ireland's greatest humorous writers and a great student of the Irish language". (An unlikely name as in Irish, n never goes before c, also double-e would be an i "fada")

      Maybe he markets himself to americans as such to part you from your hard-earned. Who knows.

      A lot of Irish (and especially English, e.g. John Cleese, Sharon Osbourne etc) make a living in America by pandering to long held ethnic stereotypes that Americans fully believe in. This guy, assuming he is actually Irish, is just doing likewise. When you challenge the cherished and stereotypical view of the world that Americans hold dear, Americans get confused, resentful and angry.

      Hope you've learned something today.

    2. Re:Oblig Brian O'Nolan reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No we don't, is that what American's sell themselves as in Ireland to part you from your hard earned? :] There's plenty of Americans that don't have their head up ass and aren't as we're portrayed. You'll probably never meet us because we're to poor to travel to Ireland.

    3. Re:Oblig Brian O'Nolan reference by hmmm · · Score: 1

      You've never heard of Myles na gCopaleen/Flann O'Brien? Seriously? Ask some of your friends have they heard of him, I guarantee most will.

    4. Re:Oblig Brian O'Nolan reference by H0p313ss · · Score: 2

      Brian O'Nolan

      Brian O'Nolan (Irish: Brian Ó Nualláin) (5 October 1911 – 1 April 1966) was an Irish novelist, playwright and satirist regarded as a key figure in postmodern literature.[1] Born in Strabane, County Tyrone, he is best known for English language novels such as At Swim-Two-Birds, and The Third Policeman (written under the nom de plume Flann O'Brien) as well as many satirical columns in The Irish Times and an Irish language novel An Béal Bocht (written under the name Myles na gCopaleen), O'Nolan has also been referred to as a "scientific prophet" in relation to his writings on thermodynamics, quaternion theory and atomic theory.

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    5. Re:Oblig Brian O'Nolan reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pendant was complaining about the spelling: Miles nCopaleen vs. Myles na gCopaleen.

    6. Re:Oblig Brian O'Nolan reference by readin · · Score: 1

      A lot of Irish (and especially English, e.g. John Cleese, Sharon Osbourne etc) make a living in America by pandering to long held ethnic stereotypes that Americans fully believe in.

      It is one thing to laugh at a stereotype; it is quite another to "fully believe in" it. If you really believe that all or even most Americans "fully believe in" those stereotypes, then I suggest that you have made the mistake of fully believing in an incorrect stereotype.

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    7. Re:Oblig Brian O'Nolan reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor spelling does make my ear ring.

  31. Re:Wow by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    I said it was racist to stereotype Irish people as stupid, which it is. And if that's not patently obvious, there really is something wrong with you.

    But what are we supposed to do when the stereotype starts ringing true? Pretend there's no basis to it? Or that anyone pointing out flaws in the Irish is always wrong, or racist, or should be ignored?

    You need to ask yourself the question: What if the Irish really _are_ a race of feckless, stupid, drunks, and the present state of the country is the proof of it? Should we ignore the possibility, or should we actually try to examine our issues and deal with our sick culture of governance?

    You said people still thought it was the 1950s, when the country really was a utter basket case. My view is that not much has changed in the last 50 years. Ireland hasn't earned any new stereotypes.

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  32. I lived near Kilburn once... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    Kilburn is (used to be?) the Irish quarter of London. Superb music in the pubs, and believe me, they told one another far more "offensive" jokes than that. Dubliners think people from Cork are stupid, and both agree that people from the West Coast are really, really stupid.

    True story: I was in an Irish glaziers in Kilburn when a man came in with an order. He started to read it out and the man behind the counter said "How do I know that comes from your boss? If I know him he'll deny all knowledge of it." The other guy said "Look, he's signed it at the bottom". The reply? "I know your boss, he's capable of forging his own signature." Yes, it's the sense of humour. They know precisely what they're saying.

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    1. Re:I lived near Kilburn once... by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      That's called "slagging", and its something of an art form in certain circles. :D The op, not so much. Look, right now I'm arguing with a guy who seriously seems to think the Irish are "a race of feckless, stupid, drunks", and that's not funny at all. I hope the difference is clear.

    2. Re:I lived near Kilburn once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's called "slagging", and its something of an art form in certain circles. :D The op, not so much. Look, right now I'm arguing with a guy who seriously seems to think the Irish are "a race of feckless, stupid, drunks", and that's not funny at all. I hope the difference is clear.

      That's right. The smart ones among us are sitting by the side watching the feckless stupid drunks running in the race.

      One thing I miss is how so many foreigners don't get the skill (and fun) of slagging.

  33. Re:Wow by fremsley471 · · Score: 1

    I said it was racist to stereotype Irish people as stupid, which it is.

    We all agree. But then you suggested the person making the remark was English. Pot, meet kettle.

  34. Re:Wow by hey! · · Score: 1

    Ah, well. What would Ireland be without pointless suffering at the hands of stupid, greedy blockheads?

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  35. Re:Wow by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

    But what are we supposed to do when the stereotype starts ringing true? Pretend there's no basis to it?

    What the hell is wrong with you. Every single point about the "stupidity" of Irish people above has been demolished, even the ad hominems and strawmen you wheeled out, and you're still sticking to this madness. I'm making no excuses for the government or the political system that muppet DeValera landed on us, but as if to say Ireland is the only country in the world that elected bad politicians from time to time. The Germans elected a couple of bad politicians in the not too distant past, are you calling them stupid as well?

    You need to ask yourself the question: What if the Irish really _are_ a race of feckless, stupid, drunks, and the present state of the country is the proof of it? Should we ignore the possibility, or should we actually try to examine our issues and deal with our sick culture of governance?

    There is no race of stupid feckless drunks, and only a stupid person would imagine there is. Although if you want to go down that road:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7616405/Britain-is-the-binge-drinking-capital-of-Europe.html

    Of course that won't fit into the narrative you've constructed for yourself, even though its coming from the Torygraph, not noted for being critical of all things British. There are problems here as with every country on the planet, none of which makes a racist joke any less racist. Tell me, what part of Ireland are you from?

  36. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only the english had stayed out of the place originally there likewise would never have been a conflict.

  37. leprechauns by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

    And thus the leprechauns secret was safe for another 100 years

  38. Title of summary is misleading. by hey! · · Score: 2

    Instead of "Scientists Solve Mystery of Ireland's Moving Boulders" it should read "Scientists *Deepen* Mystery of Ireland's Moving Boulders."

    This is what the linked article amounts to. Scientists believed that tsunamis moved the boulders in question. Comparing aerial photos to old surveys of the islands show that can't be the explanation, because boulders have moved since the last tsunami. The scientists then speculated that it might be rogue waves. Then they ginned up a plausible mechanism by which rogue waves might be more common on Aran than thought. Because it was plausible they concluded that *must* be the explanation, because the next best thing they could think up is little green men.

    For the record, I think rogue waves moved the boulders. I've seen what waves can do to stony reefs, and the power of water is not to be underestimated. But I have no proof, and neither do they. If the articles are to be believed (which is often doubtful), they researchers are building models around the *assumption* that it must have been rogue waves. Using such a model as evidence of its assumptions would be begging the question.

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  39. Math problem? by gstrickler · · Score: 1

    Or just inconsistent writing?

    "How has a 78-ton boulder traveled 130 meters inland from the sea since 1991? ... Some boulders move inland at an average rate of nearly 3 meters per decade,....

    The way I learned math 130m in 21 years is much greater than 3m/decade.

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    1. Re:Math problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Ireland - math works differently there. Don't believe me? Just have a look at the books of the Irish banks...

  40. Re:Wow by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    If only the english had stayed out of the place originally there likewise would never have been a conflict.

    s/english/scots/.

    Of course we drove the Scots out of the highlands so it is still our fault indirectly.

  41. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better to look like one than have a super tiny one that everyone thinks is a clitoris like you.

  42. Free Will by Sentrion · · Score: 1

    This is evidence that, as suggested by Aristotle thousands of years ago, rocks have free will. They are not pulled to the center of the earth by an "invisible" force as was suggested by Newton, but the rocks prefer to be closer to larger rocks, of which our planet is a colony of closely connected rocks. The rocks in Ireland are most likely moving inland of their own free will so they can self-assemble into structures such as the one found at Stonehenge in England. Even when faced with clear and convincing evidence, the unbelievers grasp at straws and try to make up absurd explanations for the truth that is revealed in front of them. Everybody knows that there is no mechanical means that early humans could have used to drag stones hundreds of miles to Stonehenge. The same is true for the stones that assembled into the pyramids at Egypt. Now we are supposed to believe that storm waves are moving the stones, against all plausible logic or liklihood - AND WITHOUT EVIDENCE. A pure hypothesis of those who refuse to believe. It is time for all humanity to pull their heads out of the sand and embrace the reality that rocks have free will and are the dominant life form on this planet. I, for one, welcome our ancient geologic overlords!

    1. Re:Free Will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why did the pyramids leave convenient burial chambers and exit tunnels?

    2. Re:Free Will by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      The rocks have a sense of humor.

      By the way, you seem to be lacking one.

    3. Re:Free Will by cusco · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. I'd been having an exceedingly boring day up to that point.

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    4. Re:Free Will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the worshipers, dimwit.

  43. Not the same for Death Valley boulders by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    "Once a corral of wooden stakes was placed around two of the rocks. The team then left. (Remember, the rocks won't move when anyone is around.) When they returned, one rock had moved out, while the other stayed in the corral. The rocks seem to slide rather than roll, but to this day, no one knows why. The only certainty is that something is either pushing or pulling them."

    TFA is a good theory for Ireland but there must be something else at work in Death Valley. Ice has been ruled out as well.

    http://voices.yahoo.com/moving-rocks-death-valley-national-park-13323.html

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    1. Re:Not the same for Death Valley boulders by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, ice has not ruled out,in fact it's been recorded happening.

      Did you just toss the sentence out because?

      anyways:
      http://onemansblog.com/2007/09/06/death-valleys-sailing-stones-mystery-solved/

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    2. Re:Not the same for Death Valley boulders by PPH · · Score: 1

      I see video of the water being pushed by wind across the shore. No big deal. Wind-driven water can 'pile up' at one end of a body of water, like a storm surge.

      What I don't see is video footage of said water freezing and then rocks sliding around on it. Or rocks being pushed by it.

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  44. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mostly off topic, but as of this post I started reading all the comments in some sort of Gaelic descendant accent. Since I have not spent enough time around Scots and Irish, I honestly don't know if the accent was Irish, Scottish, Gaelic, Speretheriel, or simply the Sean Connery impersonator from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.

  45. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that where it comes from? I'm only 1/16th Irish, but I seem to have inherited their hankering for pots of gold. Haven't found one, yet...

  46. Re:Wow by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

    Sorry to burst your bubble but the Irish are not a race.

    That's arguable given the cultural history of Ireland, however you would be hard put to not identify the Irish as a Nation

    A nation may refer to a community of people who share a common language, culture, ethnicity, descent, or history.[1] In this definition, a nation has no physical borders. However, it can also refer to people who share a common territory and government (for example the inhabitants of a sovereign state) irrespective of their ethnic make-up.[2][3] In international relations, nation can refer to a country or sovereign state.[1] The word nation can more specifically refer to people of North American Indians, such as the Cherokee Nation that prefer this term over the contested term tribe.

    Discriminating against an entire nation is a form of xenophobia which is largely akin to racism. (If I go any further someone will call Godwin and we can all go home...)

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  47. What about other locations? by fadethepolice · · Score: 1

    I thought this phenomena also occurred int he high desert of chile? Ocean waves will not explain those ones..

    1. Re:What about other locations? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      other location have been sold as well.
      Wind, water or ice in the correct circumstances.

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  48. Not 78-tons under water by tomhath · · Score: 1

    It's pretty easy for moving water to move large rocks. Their "weight" underwater is far less than in air.

  49. What's that thumping sound? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...oh it's just Tesla yet again....

  50. Re:Wow by fremsley471 · · Score: 1

    I'm missing the logical leap in your response. How does a comment referring to the Ulster Plantations and displacement of the Scots somehow justify your racist remark? Are you suggesting that events of 400 years ago are paramount to modern bigotry?

    I really, really, hope that you're not suggesting that the British occupation of Northern Ireland means you can simply label every member of a nationality in a derogatory fashion. That really would be an ignorant and dangerous attitude. Even stupid.

  51. Re:Wow by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    Ah, well. What would Ireland be without pointless suffering at the hands of stupid, greedy blockheads?

    But its a member of the European Union now .... oh wait

  52. Re:Wow... Manx ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure they are, they share many characteristics of being a race, similar cultural background, they share a Celtic background with the Scottish, Cornish, welsh and French, shared language in Irish Gaelic, small geographic ancestry from the west of Europe, and distinct physical appearance, they are all small, red headed drunks with a perchance for green and pots of gold.

    You m issed out the Manx and the french are called Breton ... just making sure.

  53. Re:Wow .. true but here's why there shouldn't have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quite simply it was on a plate (unification) ... but they missed their chance ...

  54. Re:Wow by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

    Read it again slower. He is, in fact, English.

  55. What a bunch or propaganda by geekoid · · Score: 1

    It's ghosts, and water that move the rocks. I mean, what happens when you put a rock on water? it sinks, clearly water can't move rocks~

    This is all made up so scientists can get grants and force more taxes down are thought.

    AGW sound like this, but 100 times worse.

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  56. Re:Wow .. true but here's why there shouldn't have by careysub · · Score: 1

    As the linked comment suggests the Irish PM de Valera did not trust Churchill's secret promise - and he had some very good reasons not to.

    In WWI Britain had made public expansive promises of autonomy to India in exchange for that nation's vigorous support of the war effort - only to be met with the extremely repressive Rowlatt Act in 1919, followed by the Jallianwala Bagh massacre in Amritsar, Punjab.

    In the massacre Brigadier-General Reginald Dyer had the British Army block all escape routes for a large crowd of men, women and children gathered for the festival of Baisakhi, then open fire into the crowd for 10 minutes. 1,500 Indians were casualties, the British later claimed that 379 were killed (a curiously exact number since they did not count the bodies), historians believe the number killed was much higher, Indians estimate it at 1000. Dyer was forced to retire, but was received as a hero in Britain.

    In Ireland itself, home rule was promised in 1914 - but suspended when the war broke out, during which the British tried conscripting the Irish to fight in the trenches, and after the end of the war no action to deliver the promised home rule was taken, leading to the Irish War of Independence.

    With this recent history in mind (only 20 years before) de Valera had little reason to trust Churchill's secret promise.

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  57. Re:Wow by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    :^D I thought that you meant Great Britain, not Gary Bickford.

  58. Re:Wow by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    Haha! I hadn't thought of that, but it works both ways. :)

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