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Twitter Bomb Joke Case Rolls Back Into UK Courts

judgecorp writes "Paul Chambers, the Briton whose joke on Twitter backfired, will be back in court following a legal stalemate, after more than two years. Chambers joked about blowing up South Yorkshire's Robin Hood airport in January 2010, and was arrested and fined for 'sending a public electronic message that was grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character.' His resultant criminal record lost him his job as an accountant. Now his appeal has been heard, but the two judges disagreed with each other, so Chambers will be back in court again."

174 comments

  1. Seriously though... by T-Bucket · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, who the hell uses their real information on a goddamned twitter account?!?!

    1. Re:Seriously though... by ClioCJS · · Score: 5, Informative

      Seriously though... Who thinks not using their real name gives them protection from their government? Naive much?

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    2. Re:Seriously though... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Who uses their real information anywhere online.

      Oh... wait...

      Seriously, though. My rule of thumb (whether using Twitter where I don't use my real name or on Slashdot where I do) is: Would I feel comfortable saying this to my parents, boss, wife, kids (for topics that are kid-friendly in general), in-laws, etc.? If the answer is no, then I'm probably not going to say it online. After all, no matter how anonymous you feel behind a screen name, these things have a way of getting out to your family/co-workers/etc.

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    3. Re:Seriously though... by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Seriously, who the hell uses their real information on a goddamned twitter account?!?!

      "Paul Chambers", because he is the bomb.

    4. Re:Seriously though... by kangsterizer · · Score: 1

      It's not really about that tho, it's about being able to joke without being arrested.
      Imma kill all presidents of the world!
      then next morning im arrested. that .. doesn't make any sense.

      and then we get history lessons about how 200 years ago people got jailed, fined, and/or killed for a yes or no from more powerful people.
      it didn't change all that much.

    5. Re:Seriously though... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I'm not a Twitter twit, but I use my real name on slashdot, used my real name at K5, used my real name on the websites I used to publish, used my real name in articles I wrote that Planet Quake published.

      Nothing bad that I know of has resulted, but then I never threatened to bomb an airport, either.

    6. Re:Seriously though... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Right, however, if your comment made them want to arrest you tomorrow, they'd simply draw up a warrant for slashdot to give your IP information, and then go to your ISP for your customer information. They'd still probably be there tomorrow, whether you gave your name or not. You're not safer because you didn't give your name unless you're browsing through an anonymizing proxy, and even then there are holes.

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  2. Don't make stupid jokes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's that simple. Comedians know it. Amateurs should as well.

    1. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by moozey · · Score: 5, Funny

      A few months ago I had a domestic flight in Australia, the first time I'd flown in years. Amusingly, I get swabbed for explosives by security. Afterwards, sitting around waiting for my flight I came very, very close to making a Facebook status a long the lines of "Just got swabbed for explosives at the airport, lucky I left my C4 at home". I'm glad I was smart enough not to.

    2. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Don't make stupid jokes.

      It's kind of like when I walked into a biker bar and said loudly "Well fuck me raw!", and seconds later some neanderthal in a leather jacket bent me over a pool table and gave me a serious ass pounding like I had never had before.

      Something like that.

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    3. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by causality · · Score: 2

      A few months ago I had a domestic flight in Australia, the first time I'd flown in years. Amusingly, I get swabbed for explosives by security. Afterwards, sitting around waiting for my flight I came very, very close to making a Facebook status a long the lines of "Just got swabbed for explosives at the airport, lucky I left my C4 at home". I'm glad I was smart enough not to.

      It's too bad that the criminals we really have to worry about aren't stupid enough to even joke about such things. They're the ones who would never mention a thing to anyone under any pretext until it's too late.

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    4. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      Don't make stupid jokes. It's that simple. Comedians know it. Amateurs should as well.

      Tell that to Jeff Dunham.

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    5. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      But your post, at least, would have been mildly amusing, unlike his.

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    6. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      A few months ago I had a domestic flight in Australia ... I'm glad I was smart enough not to.

      Irony is more acceptable in Australian culture and you are a lot less likely to get in trouble for that sort of thing here. The problem really occurs when we travel overseas.

      Recall the Australian violinist who when checking trough Canadian customs responded to the question "what have you got in that violin case" in the only acceptable manner "whatdya reckon, a machine gun ..." (ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer being the accepted norm in Australian English), which caused the shutdown of Toronto (from memory) Airport and earned him a (short) custodial sentence. No bloody sense of humour those Canadians!

      OK, the fact that it was the 12th or 13th of Sept 2001 didn't help any, "tragedy plus time" and all that ...

      Doing that here would more likely have earn you the reply "don't be a bloody dickhead mate!" Indeed, a few months afterwards I saw signs plastered all over Kingsford Smith Airport (Sydney) to the effect that "Making jokes about bombs is NOT funny." Which clearly evidences a rash of such behaviour, which while obviously not appreciated did not get the Tactical Response Unit called out or cause a major international incident.

      OK posting on Facebook is a little more dangerous, since your tone of voice can't be assessed. And imagine what Today Tonight would to if the coppers missed it and someone really did have C4 at home. So maybe instead of putting it on your FB status you should reserve such comments for the person swabbing you, who will give you a dirty look and point at the sign and maybe get even, by making you unpack all your belongings, or conducting a cavity search or something. On second thoughts...

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    7. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Smart" or "cowed"?

      Refraining from obvious jokes in that manner is self-censorship, brought on by a rampant lack of accountability combined with increased power for the authorities.

      Not quite the fascism of yore, but getting there fast.

    8. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Don't badmouth the government. It's illegal. Comedians know it. Amateurs should as well.

      Being the victims, it's completely their fault that the government is a piece of garbage.

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    9. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by chrismcb · · Score: 2

      More accurately you should have said "luckily I didn't touch my C4 before I left"

    10. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by moozey · · Score: 1

      While I'm sure Australian airport security are a lot more laid back than say, the TSA, I highly doubt they'd take that kind of comment lightly. Sure, they might get that you're joking but they'd still be required to take you in for some serious questioning.

    11. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt they'd take that kind of comment lightly.

      Obviously not. They went to the expense of having signs made telling people to stop doing it.

      Sure, they might get that you're joking but they'd still be required to take you in for some serious questioning.

      If they get that you're joking why would they waste time questioning you?

      Seriously, what happened in Canada wouldn't happen here. I mean people with an IQ as low as the guy who called the alarm just because someone told him they had a machine gun in a violin case (of all things!) ... you know, they're all on welfare here. A custodial sentence?!!! That's just friggin' crazy, what kind of crack-pot police state they got up there anyway?

      If you want some serious questioning here you'll have to try a bit harder! Say breaching the most massive security operation the country had ever put on. You know go through two checkpoints with fake IDs, get, dressed up as Osama bin Laden and drive your limo right up to the front door of the hotel where the US President is staying. Don't count on actually getting prosecuted though, that would be un-Australian.

      You are underestimating our larrikin ways, overestimating the efficiency of our security services and universalising the oppression you are obviously subject to.

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    12. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Ah I see you're the Aussie originally posting ... In which case strike that last paragraph :)

      Seriously point me to the legislation which requires them to take you in for some serious questioning for making a stupid joke (maybe it exists now, but I I'd like to see it). Really if they know you are joking it, you'll get into trouble because you've pissed them off (after a dozen of bomb jokes a day, it's gonna wear thin eventually). And as I said, posting something like that online actually is asking for trouble.

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    13. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My relatives live next to quarry - just about every day, they are blowing up chunks of granite with high explosive. Usually the little explosions get a single siren warning, the real bunker busters get a long siren warning followed by five short ones. Apart from being felt in the ground before hearing the actual explosion, they create rather dusty mushroom clouds over the area. When it came to being swabbed for explosives, my belongings would test positive to the confusion of the security staff.

    14. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by moozey · · Score: 1

      I don't know if there is such legislation in existence; maybe there is, maybe there isn't. I guess my point is that they, at first glance, have absolutely no way of knowing you're joking (regardless of whether you have a smile on your face) and I highly doubt they're going to take that chance just because they might have a good sense of humour.

    15. Re:Don't make stupid jokes. by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt they're going to take that chance just because they might have a good sense of humour.

      My point was that the signs are evidence of just how commonplace such jokes were at Australian airports, and they simply don't have the staffing levels required to interview everyone with a poor enough sense of humour to make one. What do you imagine the correlation is between people who make smartarse comments like leaving their C4 at home and those who actually have it? What chance would they be taking? I put it to you that a reaction from the sniffer dogs is a more reliable indicator and one that would actually trigger the expenditure of limited resources. If you really want that interview, my advice would be not to bother with ironic self-incriminating statements, but actually to carry explosives or try taking a handgun through the metal detector.

      When you are in Canada on the other hand, where the chances are that the official has never heard an ironic statement in his or her life ...

      And that was my main point, our sense of humour can get us into all sorts of trouble OS.

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  3. I'll kill those festering scumbags! by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who made it illegal to be an internet tough guy? I'll kill them and feast on their children.

    When someone perfects rStabInEye, then we worry.

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    1. Re:I'll kill those festering scumbags! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit. I WILL BOMB THE QUEEN!!!!!!

      This case should not even be heard. Our governments are in a nervous breakdown. What's the definition of "intent" again?

      How many of you parents with teenagers have heard this: "I hate you! I wish you were dead!"

    2. Re:I'll kill those festering scumbags! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laugh, but the UK doesn't have freedom of speech.

  4. There's a lesson here... by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Make all your threats on MySpace, kids. It's technically public.

    1. Re:There's a lesson here... by elsurexiste · · Score: 1

      I was hoping you'd say "put a third judge to have the final say". :-P

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  5. New Rule: Mark your jokes. by LostCluster2.0 · · Score: 1

    This is so easy... leave some emoticon, shorthand, or just plain the word "Joke" to mark all jokes so they don't get taken the wrong way.

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    1. Re:New Rule: Mark your jokes. by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      This is so easy... leave some emoticon, shorthand, or just plain the word "Joke" to mark all jokes so they don't get taken the wrong way.

      LostCluster2.0 is a dead tween.

    2. Re:New Rule: Mark your jokes. by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      and wait until all serious comments start being tagged with the same mark. Go back to square one.

    3. Re:New Rule: Mark your jokes. by LostCluster2.0 · · Score: 1

      Stop it with the insults... I am the LostCluster (See me on Twitter!) and my account got stolen. I need DB Admin help to get it back. I can be authenticated as me.

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    4. Re:New Rule: Mark your jokes. by LostCluster2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, I hate it when I write something serious and get back 3:Funny. Maybe mods should be limited to the serious mods for posts declared serious and Funny only for posts tagged as a joke. I'll send the Wicked Early News team after this story...

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    5. Re:New Rule: Mark your jokes. by causality · · Score: 0

      Stop it with the insults... I am the LostCluster (See me on Twitter!) and my account got stolen. I need DB Admin help to get it back. I can be authenticated as me.

      I maintain host security. I use good passwords. I don't share passwords with untrustworthy people (nor do I share this one with anybody). How, precisely, would someone steal my Slashdot account? Without me doing something irresponsible or stupid, I mean. Without compromising this entire site's database and doing damage to many more accounts than just mine, I mean.

      And when I do something irresponsible or stupid, which does happen occasionally, I take the lesson. I don't whine and I don't beg to be bailed out of it. A side-effect of being an adult is that I don't end up trying to put DB admins into awkward and unwanted positions like playing a he-said/she-said game of guessing who the real one is.

      I don't speak for Slashdot staff so consider this an educated guess. But the position you're trying to put them in is probably the reason they don't want to help you. You really blame them?

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    6. Re:New Rule: Mark your jokes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is so easy... leave some emoticon, shorthand, or just plain the word "Joke" to mark all jokes so they don't get taken the wrong way.

      What a wonderfull idea!

      If only Bin Laden could had thought on it 10 years ago...

    7. Re:New Rule: Mark your jokes. by troc · · Score: 2

      You mean like:

      "DESTROY THE INFIDEL AMERICANS!, lol"

      (here is some random text because Slashdot is being wanky about caps again :) )

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    8. Re:New Rule: Mark your jokes. by Inda · · Score: 2

      You think you've got it bad? I get 5:Funny when I'm trolling!

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    9. Re:New Rule: Mark your jokes. by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      I'm LostCluster but I lost my password to that user. Hey Slashdot, how about helping me get it back!

      I just talked with LostCluster1.0 and he IS the real deal... I can't believe someone like LostCluster2.0 would try this shit. Doesn't he know he could face prison time for claiming such crap? It's fucked up and I've sent a copy of my concerns to Interpol... O and for anyone who doesn't know today is 'WireTap Wednesday' Buy one get ten free!!

  6. categorise him by ozduo · · Score: 1

    you could say that this guy was a real TWIT. Or you could categorise him as an idealist attempting to create a legal precedent for twits.

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  7. pathetic... by johnjones · · Score: 1

    to quote "As far as I know both professional [chartered etc.]accountants and acuaries are exempted occupations under the Rehabilitation Of Oggemnders Act so employers can if they wish require disclosure of *all* convictions, whether spent or not, just the same as happens when working in health care or in contact with children or vulnerable adults. But it is then up to the employer to decide upon overall suitability for the role." so as I thought its up to the employer

    so he did not loose his job because of the conviction...

    worst case he lost his job because he threatened to bomb somewhere in a public forum...

    frankly I have little sympathy for multiple reasons

    regards

    John 'real name' Jones

    1. Re:pathetic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he lost his job cause he is an obvious retard

    2. Re:pathetic... by causality · · Score: 0

      so he did not loose his job because of the conviction...

      Did the conviction tighten his job?

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    3. Re:pathetic... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Or he lost his job because his employer has a 'no convicts, no exceptions' policy.

  8. Even free speech has its limit by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    How can a threat to bomb an airport be considered as a joke?

    People might be saying that it's "free speech", but even free speech has its limit

    While I get to enjoy the freedom of speech of saying anything that I want to say, I must be responsible for any word that comes out of my mouth (and also the words that I typed onto my keyboard)

    If I say I want to kill somebody, it's a threat, and should not be considered as "free speech" anymore

    And of course, I have to be responsible for what I said

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    1. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Sancho · · Score: 2

      Uh, if you say you want to kill somebody, I don't think that should be considered a threat. If you say you are going to, sure.

    2. Re:Even free speech has its limit by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How can a threat to bomb an airport be considered as a joke?

      Because of something called "context". If I go to a comedy club, and the comedian on-stage tells a joke and then says as the punchline, "And I'm going to blow up the airport!" do you think he would be arrested? Do you think any fucken moron in the audience wouldn't see it as part of a joke. CONTEXT. I don't know the context of this guy's post on Twitter, but I think it might be safe to say that this particular case could have used a little more fucken intelligent analysis...

    3. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Kozz · · Score: 2

      Uh, if you say you want to kill somebody, I don't think that should be considered a threat. If you say you are going to, sure.

      Anyone who has ever "joked" in that manner regarding the POTUS would surely learn that there's not a tremendous difference.

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    4. Re:Even free speech has its limit by vux984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How can a threat to bomb an airport be considered as a joke?

      Isn't there some meme here about "nuking things from orbit just to be sure"...

      If we can routinely make posts advocating total annihilation by nuclear weapons and that can achieve meme status and no one here is even put off by it then I'm pretty sure a twitter threat to bomb an airport could be both sent and understood as a joke by a lot of people.

      Now the actual context:

      The message Chambers sent to his 600 followers in the early hours of 6 January said: "Robin Hood Airport is closed. You've got a week... otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!"

      Now I don't use twitter but I could easily see myself saying something like that to my friends in jest.

      If I say I want to kill somebody, it's a threat, and should not be considered as "free speech" anymore.

      Because people should be criminalized for saying something like

      "I'm going to kill the neighbors kid next time she lets their dog shit on our driveway..."

      Lots of people say things like that all the time. Its not a threat. Its not serious. Everybody but a few uptight twats know there is no weight behind it.

      Zero Tolerance is Maximum Stupid.

    5. Re:Even free speech has its limit by sjames · · Score: 2

      When heavy snowfall threatened to scupper Paul Chambers’s travel plans, he decided to vent his frustrations on Twitter by tapping out a comment to amuse his friends. “Robin Hood airport is closed,” he wrote. “You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!”

      Like that.

      Kinda like the way many people 'threaten' killing people in a figurative sense.

    6. Re:Even free speech has its limit by daniel_mcl · · Score: 1

      Did you read his twitter post? It was an obvious joke. No reasonable person could possibly interpret it as an actual threat. Most unreasonable people would even understand it was a joke.

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    7. Re:Even free speech has its limit by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How can a threat to bomb an airport be considered as a joke? Because of something called "context". If I go to a comedy club, and the comedian on-stage tells a joke and then says as the punchline, "And I'm going to blow up the airport!" do you think he would be arrested? Do you think any fucken moron in the audience wouldn't see it as part of a joke. CONTEXT. I don't know the context of this guy's post on Twitter, but I think it might be safe to say that this particular case could have used a little more fucken intelligent analysis...

      Yeah, I think yours is the kind of point that needs to be emphasized here. It seems there is no dispute that he was joking. The government is not trying to prove that he actually intended to bomb anything because they know he wasn't. That being the case, the arrest alone would have been more than enough to teach him a lesson he'll never forget.

      I just don't share or understand this desire to drag someone through the mud and nail him to the cross as hard as you can when there was no actual intent to do harm. This is a bean counter, not a hardened criminal mastermind who actually made bombs or showed any indication that he was going to. The guy did something extremely stupid and has already been punished enough. He's not going to do it again, so what purpose does it serve to prolong the affair?

      Just give him his appeal, let him go, wipe his record clean, maybe threaten him with the most severe punishment available if he ever does do it again, and be done with it. Let him go back to earning an honest living. Show him that the legal system does have a sense of proportion and justice, that way he's even less likely to ever become a hardened criminal.

      For the US there is a valuable lesson here. This is why you should eliminate with extreme prejudice any and all "zero tolerance" rules in the school systems. After a generation or two grows up thinking that this is normal, you wind up with obsessive enforcement of laws like this.

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    8. Re:Even free speech has its limit by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      The problem, is that context can get lost, especially on twitter. What if someone else retweets it? And then their followers see it. Some of which have no idea of the context in which the original comment was made, and may have no idea who the person was who made the original comment. I think the whole case is stupid, but you have to account for the fact that when you're on a broadcast medium like Twitter, you have to be careful with what you say.

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    9. Re:Even free speech has its limit by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem, is that context can get lost, especially on twitter. What if someone else retweets it? And then their followers see it. Some of which have no idea of the context in which the original comment was made, and may have no idea who the person was who made the original comment.

      You see, that's why the police are supposed to investigate crimes prior to charges being filed.

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    10. Re:Even free speech has its limit by causality · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did you read his twitter post? It was an obvious joke. No reasonable person could possibly interpret it as an actual threat. Most unreasonable people would even understand it was a joke.

      Let's say you are a government (that is, party leaders, financiers of campaigns, and other power brokers within that government). You know that it is politically difficult or impossible to pass law severly curtailing the existing level of free speech. You also know what a chilling effect is. You want to expand your power and make people more afraid of government.

      What do you do? You take laws that may have started out in a reasonable way. You then use them in an unreasonable way and make someone's life hellish when you know they don't really deserve it. What's the result? You set a precedent. Everyone else double-checks and carefully tiptoes around everything they want to say because they don't want to be next.

      Objective accomplished.

      I'll never understand this insatiable lust for more and more money and power, but then I am not an insecure fevered ego. Its machinations, however, are very easy to understand because they repeat over and over again throughout history (a subject that isn't properly taught anymore, at least not by the gov't sponsored schools, though you can remedy that for yourself with some reading.).

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    11. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree, context is everything. I can't remember how many times people in online games have said they were going to "rape" someone else, but nobody ever takes it as an actual admission of intent to sexually violate or plunder anyone.

      Or as you said about "killing". I'm always telling my friends that my girlfriend is "going to kill me" over something or other, but they don't go running off to report her to the police.

    12. Re:Even free speech has its limit by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      LOL! I am gonna create an evil plan, that is going to severe the heads of all the heads of the states in one go. :) :).
       
      That was a joke (not a very funny one, I admit) in case, it was not clear. And that is how you joke about the POTUS.

    13. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with you that free speech does have limits, any reasonable person reading his message would not assume that this person is an imminent threat.

      Accepting that this is perceived as a legitimate threat, the police will have arrested him and seized evidence. Was a bomb or any bomb-making equipment found? Did he possess literature and know-how to produce a bomb? Was there any correspondence with other individuals showing that a bombing was being planned?

      No? GTFO.

    14. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sharks are in position and ready for the laser attachment. We'll have to be in and out quickly because even with all the training the sharks still run out of breath after a few minutes of running, and they don't run very fast. I honestly expected more of the so-called killer machines. How are things on your side?

    15. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I remember there was a court case about a decade ago where one guy sent his friend, who lived across the street, a letter with a "mysterious powder" in it after they had been talking about the anthrax mail scare. While the recipient got the joke, his wife didn't, and she sued the sender, although the letter was not addressed to her and she didn't open it. The judge found for the defendant, help by the fact the recipient testified on his friend's behalf. Talk about some people not getting the joke...

    16. Re:Even free speech has its limit by zill · · Score: 4, Informative

      CONTEXT. I don't know the context of this guy's post on Twitter, but I think it might be safe to say that this particular case could have used a little more fucken intelligent analysis...

      His exact words were "Robin Hood airport is closed, you’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!".

    17. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel the same way about retarded. I hate retards who try to get me to stop saying shit like that

    18. Re:Even free speech has its limit by AngryDeuce · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, lucky for the bulk of society, 99.999999999999% of the world's population is not the President of the United States.

      I don't think I've ever met a person who hasn't said they wanted to kill someone at some point. Obviously they don't actually mean they're going to kill someone. Hell, find me a parent who hasn't said they wanted to kill their kid(s) at some point. Good luck.

      People who can't make that distinction remind me a lot of those people that respond to obviously commiserative apologies with a "Why are you apologizing?" I mean, yes, obviously I didn't drive over to your house flatten your tire last night, I was saying I'm sorry that you woke up to a flat because that sucks. Fucking DURRRRRRRR.

      The difference is context, and most people with a functioning brain can tell whether a threat is real or not.

    19. Re:Even free speech has its limit by AngryDeuce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This reminds me a lot of another Twitter fiasco, where a couple were barred entry into the U.S. because of his tweets that he was going to 'destroy America' ('Destroy' being British slang to get drunk and run amok, but no, they thought it was a literal threat).

      He also said they were going to dig up Marilyn Monroe and the fucking idiot immigration people actually searched their bags for shovels. Because they wouldn't buy one here in the states from one of the eight-fucking-million stores one can buy a shovel if they were actually going to do this...no, they'd bring one with them from England.

      We have a seriously disproportionate number of dumbshits in our police agencies, it seems.

    20. Re:Even free speech has its limit by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      You see, that's why the police are supposed to investigate crimes prior to charges being filed.

      Investigations just take too much time. This is the 21st century, we file the charges and then investigate. Don't worry, though, when it turns out it's all bullshit, they'll probably be good enough to drop the charges. Probably.

    21. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then, what is the governments motive for pursuing this? Imagine the governments huge lexical analytical computers running up against phrases like this in daily parlance. A computer just isn't going to know if this is a serious threat or not. What he said takes human investigative resources.

      If the government can make an example of this one case, they have just changed the mindset of millions of people. This greatly reduces the number of false positives that they have to manually process. I believe that is what is going on here.

    22. Re:Even free speech has its limit by lightknight · · Score: 1

      So...only someone who might be a hair's breadth away from being classified as "sub-human" would misinterpret what is clearly NOT a bomb threat.

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    23. Re:Even free speech has its limit by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 2

      People who can't make that distinction remind me a lot of those people that respond to obviously commiserative apologies with a "Why are you apologizing?"

      Do you know me? Apologies are way overused. I sometimes feel like responding with "Really?" or "No you are not!". But instead opt for a sarcastic "I knew it was you", or sometimes a boring "Why are you apologizing".

    24. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      How about death threats towards spammers ?

    25. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Lisias · · Score: 2

      Show him that the legal system does have a sense of proportion and justice, that way he's even less likely to ever become a hardened criminal.

      This is impossible by now.

      After two years of harassment, there's nothing one can do do show that.

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    26. Re:Even free speech has its limit by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2

      I don't think you can count it as a threat when it's spelled wrong.

    27. Re:Even free speech has its limit by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Because it makes the prosecution look bad if they ever arrest someone and don't get a conviction. Works in the UK or the US, situation is the same. Once they have the arrest, they'll do whatever it takes to get a conviction. Even if the person is clearly innocent of whatever they were first arrested for, it just means a search of their life to find something else illegal to use instead.

    28. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Threaten him with more severe punishment? What drugs are you on? Seriously, this poor guy is being harassed and should actually get full restitution and compensation for all legal fees and emotional damages and loss of work!!! No threats needed here.

      Next time I see legal insanity like this, I'm blowing a court house sky high. (for people with very small brains:joke and no intent to ever actually do this)

    29. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually the tweet was:

      Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!

      The version you've quoted is a recent misquote which lazy reporters in various media outlets propagated - the original tweet is even more clearly not a serious threat.

    30. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you are saying 0.000000000001% of the world population IS the president of the united states.
      Estimated world population: 7.000.000.000
      So the president of the united states is only 0.00007 of a full human?

    31. Re:Even free speech has its limit by chilvence · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is everyone in the justice system thick? Never mind whether the joke is funny or not, if you are actually going to bomb a public place, you don't announce your plan publicly on twitter using your personal fucking account because that would put you in the iq range of someone who has to ride the special bus and thus somewhat stunt your ability to organise acts of domestic terrorism.

    32. Re:Even free speech has its limit by TheLink · · Score: 1

      How can a threat to bomb an airport be considered as a joke?

      When it's not even a threat?

      How the fuck is this a meaningful threat:

      "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!"

      And he's an accountant so that makes the risk even lower, engineers are more likely to be the ones that blow stuff up.

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    33. Re:Even free speech has its limit by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We have a seriously disproportionate number of dumbshits in our police agencies, it seems.

      When it comes to government, I've learned to attribute malice over stupidity no matter how adequately it would explain it.

      Probably they knew perfectly well it wasn't meant literally. They just wanted to make a very public harrassment so other people might be sufficiently scared into censoring themselves.

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    34. Re:Even free speech has its limit by sosume · · Score: 1

      A bomb announcement on Twitter is not exactly the same as shouting 'Fire' in a theater, despite the desperate efforts to make you believe so. Nobody would have known of the tweet if the police wouldn't be wasting money and man hours on monitoring Twitter. Do they really think that the next OBL will announce his 9/11 on Twitter? Seriously? Is this false sense of security really worth having an accountant losing his job over? Is the only allowed way of communication now honest, straightforward and without double meaning? What a 'fun' society people must envision.

    35. Re:Even free speech has its limit by sosume · · Score: 3

      Next time I see legal insanity like this, I'm blowing a court house sky high. (for people with very small brains:joke and no intent to ever actually do this)

      The really sad thing is that you had to explain that it was a joke, and still had to post as anonymous. Land of the brave, home of the free! What happened to you Americans!!

    36. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very important: you have quoted the edited version. Until I and others complained, the BBC was only reporting an expurgated quote. The full quote is as follows:

      "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed! You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together, or I'm blowing the airport sky high!!!"

      Now, even without context, there's no way that's a threat.

    37. Re:Even free speech has its limit by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The fools who prosecuted him need to be punished. He lost his job and had to go through years of appeals. If he wins heads should roll.

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    38. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep! In reality he's a lizard person.

    39. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Yes, the quoted figure was obviously a gross overestimation regarding the percentage of a typical President which could be considered human.

    40. Re:Even free speech has its limit by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      Yes exactly! He lost his job (*), so he almost has no other options now than to become criminal. They need(ed) to let him off with a warning, and a stern but friendly police officer (with a big mustache, which vaguely reminds him of his father (not the mustache, the police officer)) needs to tell him to not ever EVER do this again.

      *= I don't see why a criminal record necessarily has to result in loss of your job, or harm your chances of getting a new one. Yeah, maybe when he applies for airport maintenance guy, but otherwise...? I never got asked whether or not I have a criminal record, and I consider that private (if you do have one you served your time, right?).

    41. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That being the case, the arrest alone would have been more than enough to teach him a lesson he'll never forget.

      The only thing he learned from this whole thing is... "don't fly to the US". Or maybe it's "don't make questionable jokes in public". Or maybe it's "don't use a communication media that's actively being scraped by law enforcement".

      Oh well... I'm sure he learned _something_, I'm just not sure what it was.

      captcha: culpable

    42. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I disagree that he did anything "extremely stupid". Bungie jumping with a 10 m cable and a 5 metre drop would be extremely stupid. Posting a joky comment online is not. It is the authorities that are completely unreasonable here. What he did should not be a crime.

      As someone from the UK I shake my head in disbelief at the surveillance society that they have let themselves become, and hope like hell it an't contagious.

    43. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 2

      And IIRC the context was that the airport being closed was stopping him going to Northern Ireland to see his girlfriend. And he wasn't aware that his tweets could be seen outside of his group of mates.

      The two exclamation marks alone would mark it as a joke.

      Without intending or starting to commit a REAL crime I fail to see why society should consider anything a crime at all.

    44. Re:Even free speech has its limit by golden+age+villain · · Score: 1

      And complaining about airport closure because of snow did not provide enough of a context? Seriously?

    45. Re:Even free speech has its limit by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      The guy did something extremely stupid

      I believe it's the government that is doing something extremely stupid. Just like they waste time and taxpayer money hunting down copyright infringers and people who use drugs, they waste time and taxpayer money trying to punish someone for what I think was an obvious joke.

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    46. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Law 'enforcement' requires the lack of a functioning brain. There is the law, and its enforcement. Interpretation is above the pay scale of enforcement, and even then the functioning brains can't see to agree, which begs the question...

    47. Re:Even free speech has its limit by BitZtream · · Score: 0

      I have. I've done it here on slashdot.

      Nothing happened.

      Why? Because they aren't mindless fucks who wonder around beating anyone who makes a stupid statement, contrary to popular belief.

      I also know of someone in high school who made what appeared to be a well thought out plan for doing so and was at their house when the men in black showed up to talk about it.

      Most of the time, at least in the US, they put at least a slight amount of thought into going after people who post stupid shit online.

      Now, I will admit that since my original slashdot post on the subject I do always get sent through extra security in airports, I'm fairly certain thats just cause I treat all TSA agents like the scum they are and not actually because of what I said here.

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    48. Re:Even free speech has its limit by BitZtream · · Score: 0

      Thats just how you take your anger out on others who are trying to be sympathetic to your position.

      Its really childish.

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    49. Re:Even free speech has its limit by BitZtream · · Score: 0

      You say that, but its not exactly like people haven't done just that in the past.

      You have to recognize up front that anyone who is going to set off a bomb in a public place is mentally ill in the first place so they may do something non-intuitive like announce their plans.

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    50. Re:Even free speech has its limit by BitZtream · · Score: 0

      Some of us are nut job pussies, whats your point? Not all of us stick our heads in the sand either.

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    51. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I don't really understand is why we insist on Zero Tolerance for "jokes made on the internet" but not for failed banks.

    52. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't they count as two-thirds (or is it three-fifths)?

    53. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The stupid thing was that he didn't convert to islam first.

      Then his comments would have been a valid protest against decadent Western imperialism, and the EU twats would have awarded him 23 million pounds in compensation because the police looked at him a bit funny.

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    54. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      > I don't see why a criminal record necessarily has to result in loss of your job, or harm your chances of getting a new one

      It depends on the hiring policies of the place for which you're working.

      > I never got asked whether or not I have a criminal record, and I consider that private (if you do have one you served your time, right?).

      Again, it depends. Rehabilitation of Offenders act (1974) has guidelines over when a conviction can be regarded as 'spent' (typically seven years for a custodial sentence, less for fines). Some jobs can require CRB and eCRB checks, which may result in spent convictions being disclosed, although only certain jobs can require these to be taken (although this number seems, sadly, to be heavily increasing).

      IANAL. Was a bit of a scrote in my youth though, and so have needed to be aware of the above.

    55. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 'Destroy' being British slang to get drunk and run amok, but no, they thought it was a literal threat.

      Got to admit, as a 40-year old Brit I've never heard the word used in this context. Although it might be all the young kids with the happy rap music.

    56. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The two exclamation marks alone would mark it as a joke.

      It doesn't matter if it's a joke. The old example of the right to shout FIRE! in a crowded theater applies here. You must not joke about bomb threats in a public area where the joke can be misunderstood and cause panic and real problems.

    57. Re:Even free speech has its limit by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 0

      Sympathetic and apologetic are different things. It is a bit funny when people are apologetic, when they actually want to show empathy. I am just making it clear that I find it funny.

    58. Re:Even free speech has its limit by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Didn't Ted Nugent or some other racist-ass hick rockstar just get away with doing exactly this?

      Seems like even the US government can tell the difference between a joke and serious threats.....sometimes.

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    59. Re:Even free speech has its limit by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Ignorant people are more likely to resort to violence as they don't have the intellectual means to express themselves otherwise. I would be more worried about a misspelled death threat than a well-written and eloquent one.

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    60. Re:Even free speech has its limit by ConfusedVorlon · · Score: 1

      are you aware of the actual tweet?

      "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!"

      even the airport management at the time considered it to be not credible as a threat.

    61. Re:Even free speech has its limit by shilly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're a tit, then. People are saying they feel sorry for you, not claiming they were the cause of your woes.

    62. Re:Even free speech has its limit by shilly · · Score: 2

      Kudos for the first use of scrote on Slashdot

    63. Re:Even free speech has its limit by AdrianKemp · · Score: 1

      In case you didn't already know, destroy is also used in America in the exact same way. There was no excuse for them being so stupid.

    64. Re:Even free speech has its limit by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      first of all, it's a cultural thing.

      here in brasil we say "i should kill you" or "i'm gonna kill that that guy" all the freaking time, for even the smallest offense, and everybody undertands that it's just a way to vent some anger.

      this is why i don't get why the british are uptight about that. people need a way to relieve tension, keep censoring this kind of stuff, people will start going crazy and actually blowing shit off, instead of just talking it.

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    65. Re:Even free speech has its limit by geminidomino · · Score: 2
    66. Re:Even free speech has its limit by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      “Robin Hood airport is closed. You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!”

      He is not saying he wants to blow up the airport. He is saying he is going to blow up the airport if they don't run their operations in a manner he deems fit.

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    67. Re:Even free speech has its limit by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 0

      How can a threat to bomb an airport be considered as a joke?

      Because of something called "context". If I go to a comedy club, and the comedian on-stage tells a joke and then says as the punchline, "And I'm going to blow up the airport!" do you think he would be arrested? Do you think any fucken moron in the audience wouldn't see it as part of a joke. CONTEXT. I don't know the context of this guy's post on Twitter, but I think it might be safe to say that this particular case could have used a little more fucken intelligent analysis...

      Really?

      Robin Hood airport is closed. You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!

      There is the guys post. What is the fucking context, asshole?

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    68. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was instead, obviously, an offer of the most amazing oral servicing Robin Hood airport has ever received.

      This harassment from the government is a clear indication of the horrible conditions airportosexuals suffer in modern society.

    69. Re:Even free speech has its limit by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Ignorant people are more likely to resort to violence as they don't have the intellectual means to express themselves otherwise.

      You confuse ignorance with stupidity. Lack of knowlege is ignorance, lack if intellectual means is stupidity.

      Ignorance can be cured, stupidity cannot.

    70. Re:Even free speech has its limit by causality · · Score: 1

      Because it makes the prosecution look bad if they ever arrest someone and don't get a conviction.

      I suppose that depends on who's looking.

      To me, not letting this go makes them look bad in the strongest possible terms. There are few things I respect more than the ability to humble yourself and admit when you made a mistake, when you took something too far, when it's time to reverse course. That's because I've made mistakes in life and I know it takes courage to do this.

      But then, I have principles. I have reason. You could say I have a soul. These people clearly don't.

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    71. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Twitter itself is the context, you shitcock.

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    72. Re:Even free speech has its limit by scream+at+the+sky · · Score: 1

      Context is key.... Carlin said it best. There's a different group to get pissed off at you in this country for everything your not supposed to say. Can't say nigger, boogie, jig, jigaboo, skinhead, moulli, moullignon, schvartze, jungle bunny, greaser, greaseball, dago, guinea, wop, ginzo, kike, zebe, hebe, yid, mocky, hymie, mick, donkey, turkey, limey, frog, zip, zipperhead, squarehead, krout, hiney, jerry, hun, slope, slopehead, chink, gook. There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those words in and of themselves. They're only words. It's the context that counts. It's the user. It's the intention behind the words that makes them good or bad. The words are completely neutral. The words are innocent. I get tired of people talking about bad words and bad language. Bullshit! It's the context that makes them good or bad. The context. That makes them good or bad. For instance, you take the word "nigger." There is absolutely nothing wrong with the word "nigger" in and of itself. It's the racist asshole who's using it that you ought to be concerned abkout. We don't care when Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy say it. Why? Because we know they're not racist. They're niggers! Context. Context. We don't mind their context because we know their black. Hey, I know I'm whitey, the blue-eyed devil, paddy-o, fay gray boy, honky, motherfucker myself. Don't bother my ass. They're only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth, like the fact that there's a bigot and a racist in every living room on every street corner in this country. - George Carlin.

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    73. Re:Even free speech has its limit by wattersa · · Score: 1

      > So then, what is the governments motive for pursuing this?

      It's the same motive for the "security theater" conducted by the TSA on a daily basis affecting millions of legitimate travelers: show the good monkeys what happens to the bad monkeys. It's evident from the design of the system itself, especially the fact that they conduct enhanced pat downs in full view of other travelers with no privacy at all.

      > If the government can make an example of this one case, they have just changed the mindset of millions of people.

      You're right. Psychology, man.

    74. Re:Even free speech has its limit by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Posting an ultimatum to an airport, with the punishment for transgression being a bombing, is pretty fucking stupid.

    75. Re:Even free speech has its limit by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You are an absolute muppet if you believe any of that.

    76. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      99.999999999999% ? I didn't know the world population had grown from 7 billion to 1 trillion people so quickly.

    77. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a seriously disproportionate number of dumbshits in our police agencies, it seems.

      There's nothing dumb about this sort of thing. It's designed to let everybody know who's in charge and what will happen if you step out of line. It's designed to crush the spirit and intimidate.
      They know these people are not a threat; that's not important; what's important is to send a message to the rest of us so that we know our place when dealing with the authorities - yes sir, no sir, whatever you say sir, no jokes allowed, face the front, stand in line, go through the scanner, take off your shoes, bend over, resistance is futile.

    78. Re:Even free speech has its limit by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Were you a charmless scrote?

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    79. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obvious exaggeration is obvious...(except to you, apparently).

    80. Re:Even free speech has its limit by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      I am just making it clear that I find it funny.

      Which is going to accomplish nothing but alienate people that actually care enough to do so in the first place.

      But that's okay, keep being a twat. All the well-meaning comments will eventually dry up, and you can enjoy your misery all by yourself.

    81. Re:Even free speech has its limit by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      You should get a job in law enforcement. Apparently you have no ability to discern exaggeration, either, so you would fit right in.

      Or, you know, you could drop the deliberate obtuseness and stop pretending like you didn't know that was obviously not meant to be a realistic mathematical statement. Unless, of course, you really are that much of a fucking retard. If so, then I'm sorry (not apologizing, before you go apoplectic over that) that you have to live with such a socially debilitating handicap.

    82. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      a friend of mine went to the airport bathroom during a connecting flight. when he came out he exclaimed that he really laid a bomb in there. i laughed, and then told him not to talk so loud about bombs in airports.

    83. Re:Even free speech has its limit by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Ve haf a plan. In order to eliminate ze President, ve are goink to build a giant laser... in space. Zen ve vill rule ze entire vorld! Mwahahahahahahaha. And ven ve rule ze vorld, ve vill make lawsuits illegal, and zen ve vill round up all ze lawyers and launch zem into ze sun. Also, ve vill make molasses cookies ze official world food, vich vill be served as ze main course at all formal state dinners. And ve vill make it a misdemeanor to carry a cellphone into a public building vithout turning it off first, and everyone who does it vill owe ze government a fine equal to one month's phone bill per offense. And ve vill use ze fine money for ze cookies. Ve vill also outlaw ze posting lolcats, or any other meme that started on ze 4chan, to anyplace except 4chan -- but instead of a fine ze penalty for zat vill be only one entire day vithout access to ze internet, for each offense.

      Ve are lookink for investors. Ve vill need to raise substantial capital to pay for buildink ze giant laser, in space. If you invest now, ve promise to at least read any proposals you write us for laws zat you sink ve should pass once we rule ze entire vorld. Zis is chance you do not vant to miss, yes?

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    84. Re:Even free speech has its limit by jonadab · · Score: 1

      A clearly illiterate death threat might be more likely to be sincere and acted upon, but I wouldn't expect the perpetrator to be particularly competent. I might try to pay a bit more attention for a while, but ultimately I'd expect to be able to outwit the would-be assailant. That goes double if you're a public figure, like a celebrity or a major elected official.

      On the whole, most people who are going to make an even vaguely competent attempt to kill you aren't going to warn you about it first. I don't mean to suggest that the secret service or whoever shouldn't take such threats seriously. That's part of their job. I'm just saying, a badly-written, horribly-misspelled death threat is unlikely to have been written by someone who can successfully evade their efforts and manage to actually complete an assassination. They're overwhelmingly more likely to fail and get caught.

      The assassins you really have to worry about are the ones who don't make any threats.

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    85. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you are actually going to bomb a public place, you don't announce your plan publicly.

      Unless you're a Mysteron...

    86. Re:Even free speech has its limit by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 0

      Really, fuckwhit? I guess that makes it OK to threaten to set off bombs, and kill protesters at the GOP convention, as long as one does it on twitter, right? And, the next time someone says they need help on twitter or facebook, you know like the woman who asked someone to call 911 for her when her live in boyfriend ripped the phones out of the wall and beat the shit out of her, we should all ignore it because it is all a fucking joke, right?

      How about here on slashdot? Would it be OK for me to say I was going to hunt you down, torture you, then kill you slowly? After all, the ,ontext is slashdot, just another social news and networking site similar to twitter.

      How about when a middle aged man tries to hook up with a 13yo girl on the internet via social networking? Should we assume he is just goofing around?

      Well, shithead? Should we assume everything said on the internet is a fucking joke, like you and your opinion?

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    87. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Would it be OK for me to say I was going to hunt you down, torture you, then kill you slowly?

      Is it a credible threat? That depends on a lot of things. Have you made threats like that before and followed them up? Do you have the capacity to do so?

      If that's no and no you're just a blowhard. Same as him.

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    88. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Sancho · · Score: 1

      The post to which I responded said:

      If I say I want to kill somebody, it's a threat, and should not be considered as "free speech" anymore

    89. Re:Even free speech has its limit by palindrome · · Score: 1

      I'm up for it - let's start a club.

    90. Re:Even free speech has its limit by palindrome · · Score: 1

      What if I say I'm going to push the Earth into a black hole?

    91. Re:Even free speech has its limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its all scare tactics really.
      The see the writing on the wall regarding the internet and free speech (which they obviously hate),
      So they look for cases like this (and there are plenty more examples) and ram the book up their ass for everyone to see.
      After a while, nobody would DARE to speak up about anything. Atleast thats their plan imo.

  9. context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was said in Robin Hood airport, Hood being a mediaeval Guy Fawkes.

    Of course, Chambers should have expected, at best, a good barrister - not the Spanish Inquisition.

    1. Re:context by Cosgrach · · Score: 2

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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      Why is it that most of the people that I encounter seem to have been shat from the Sphincter of Mediocrity?
    2. Re:context by causality · · Score: 1

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

      Nobody expects the repetitive meme!

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    3. Re:context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denigrate not the Python.

    4. Re:context by causality · · Score: 1

      Denigrate not the Python.

      When Python said it, it was not a repetitive meme.

      Next objection!

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    5. Re:context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, when they did it, it was a preemptive meme.

  10. and in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the conservative party of canada got a severed human foot mailed to them .....
    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/story/2012/05/29/ottawa-suspicious-package-cpc-hq.html

    yup corporations gone too far i'd say when peace loving canada people start acting like this....

  11. Rickrolls back into UK courts by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's what I read.

  12. This isn't tech news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Joke about bombs -> get in trouble.

    It doesn't matter if it's by UUCP, email, twitter, Google plus, in person, on a dial-up BBS, by postal mail, on the bathroom stall, etc.

    The only place that it's probably safe is MySpace, since there would be no other users to see it, but even then, Google would probably index it.

  13. If you make a stupid joke by MsWhich · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you make a stupid joke in public about killing the president, blowing up an airport, etc., I think you can reasonably expect to have some polite men in black suits show up at your door to ask you some very serious questions. Maybe you might even have to go with them for a while to answer some questions in a secure location.

    But I don't think it is reasonable to expect that you will be arrested, charged with a crime, and lose your job over what is clearly and obviously a joke to anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together. It was a stupid joke, and a very badly-thought-out one, and I have no problem with someone facing reasonable consequences for doing something like that. But what happened to this guy has gone way beyond reasonable.

    1. Re:If you make a stupid joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me, since you thought it was so clearly a joke, what would someone who really intended to blow up that airport say differently? What's the part that made it obvious that he didn't mean it?

    2. Re:If you make a stupid joke by lightknight · · Score: 1

      "obviously a joke to anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together" -> Funny you should mention that. Rumor has it, the policy enforcement agencies in the US do employ a battery of intelligence tests to ensure that they only admit applicants who will not become, well, bored with the job. The kinds of people who find tying their shoe-laces to be somewhat challenging. That sort of thing.

      But I have heard that occasionally some of the brighter variety slip through the net. I believe they're the ones who do not feel threatened by the presence of a video camera, nor are they inclined to shoot the family dog during a raid. One or two of them might even offer opinions on current law issues that are not considered "going with the pack."

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    3. Re:If you make a stupid joke by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Anyone who intended to blow up the airport wouldn't announce it on a public twitter account days before the bang. If they did announce it, they would do so ten minutes before. Just long enough to make sure they get the credit. They'd also probably link to a manifesto, because there is no point in terrorism if people don't know why you did it.

    4. Re:If you make a stupid joke by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      Since you have to ask, the words 'sky high' - this sort of hyperbole undermines the message, and marks it as an obvious joke.

      This sort of silly threat *might* merit investigation (though frankly I think it is such an obvious joke investigating would be pointless, there are plenty of real crimes to investigate), but on finding someone without the means, motive, or motivation to actually bomb an airport, perhaps the police and CPS should have thought better of wasting public money on a trial and incarceration.

    5. Re:If you make a stupid joke by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      what is clearly and obviously a joke

      If it's clearly and obviously a joke, then I think people shouldn't come up to you asking questions, either.

      and I have no problem with someone facing reasonable consequences for doing something like that

      I don't believe there should've been any consequences whatsoever. It's a pointless waste of taxpayer money, manpower, and time. Why not catch some real criminals?

      Reminds me of the same mentality that allows for the TSA. The terrorists are going to get us! They're hiding behind every corner! The only way to stop them is to violate everyone's rights and go completely insane with paranoia!

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      Filthy, filthy copyrapists!
    6. Re:If you make a stupid joke by MsWhich · · Score: 1

      Where did I suggest violating anyone's rights? Someone tweets that they're going to blow up the airport. Some law-enforcement official is detailed to go have a quick chat with this person and make sure it's a joke. Nobody needs to be arrested, nobody needs to be convicted of a crime, nobody needs to lose their job. I think that's an entirely reasonable use of law-enforcement resources and not representative of insane paranoia. Insane paranoia is what actually happened.

    7. Re:If you make a stupid joke by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Where did I suggest violating anyone's rights?

      I never said you did. Only that the mentality of the government in this case is similar to that of the mentality that allows for the TSA. Paranoia zero tolerance nonsense.

      Nobody needs to be arrested, nobody needs to be convicted of a crime, nobody needs to lose their job.

      Ah. But I did think you were suggesting that he be punished in some way. That said, you did say it was a clear and obvious joke, so if that is the case, there would be no point in questioning him, either.

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      Filthy, filthy copyrapists!
    8. Re:If you make a stupid joke by causality · · Score: 1

      "obviously a joke to anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together" -> Funny you should mention that. Rumor has it, the policy enforcement agencies in the US do employ a battery of intelligence tests to ensure that they only admit applicants who will not become, well, bored with the job. The kinds of people who find tying their shoe-laces to be somewhat challenging. That sort of thing.

      But I have heard that occasionally some of the brighter variety slip through the net. I believe they're the ones who do not feel threatened by the presence of a video camera, nor are they inclined to shoot the family dog during a raid. One or two of them might even offer opinions on current law issues that are not considered "going with the pack."

      This is one of the best posts I've read in a while.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
  14. Rules for life: 101 by Kittenman · · Score: 1

    1) Security people don't have a sense of humour
    2) Always talk nicely to someone with a gun
    3) You can't fight city hall

    The ex-accountant forgot #1. He's about to come up to #3.

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    1. Re:Rules for life: 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Security people don't have a sense of humour
      2) Always talk nicely to someone with a gun
      3) You can't fight city hall

      The ex-accountant forgot #1. He's about to come up to #3.

      Clearly, it must be time to bomb city hall.

  15. AGAIN? by milkmage · · Score: 1

    WTF is up with British tourists and their "tweeter" accounts.

    this guy was sent home from LAX because he said he was going to "destroy" America (the same way a hungry person would destroy a burger)

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16810312

    and Stephen Fry offered to pay Paul Chambers' fees. /stephenfryisawesome

  16. Reinventing the wheel by chicago_scott · · Score: 1

    The ''sending a public electronic message that was grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character" law could have been rolled-up into the pre-existing "issuing a threat that was grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character" law.

    No wonder law school is so expensive.

    1. Re:Reinventing the wheel by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, the lawmakers saw easy money in copycatting the companies patent procedures.. old stuff + "with a computer".

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  17. Not a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care what the guy says, that was not a joke. He might not have really meant it or ever have gone through with it, but what he posted was a threat made out of anger and frustration, not humor. It's exactly the kind of thing that somebody who's reached his breaking point might actually do.

    1. Re:Not a joke by Lisias · · Score: 1

      I hope you never ever meet someone like you. I don't think you will survive the encounter.

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      Lisias@Earth.SolarSystem.OrionArm.MilkyWay.Local.Virgo.Universe.org
  18. Idiocracy by Lisias · · Score: 2

    I have nothing else to say.

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  19. Re:Well, you find some things funny, I find other by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    the interesting thing is that it's taking them over two fucking years to decide if the guy should have a criminal record or not.

    it would be fairly simpler if criminal record wasn't such a simple binary thing.
    because why the fuck shouldn't an accountant get to keep his job if he gets a criminal record for making a tweet? lying on their tax statement yeah, for that it would be appropriate.

    and for the record you can in usa apparently advocate people to beat up their children for acting queer without getting slapped with a criminal record too - but no, can't say that you want the fucking airport to open in street slang.

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  20. Tag for context by jimbob666 · · Score: 1

    Do you think if the tweet had the tag #joke included at the end it would've given context and been treated differently? I don't want to experiment.

  21. This is all about public perception of threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put yourself in the position of the security forces.

    You've shouted about terrorrist threats, and got bills passed that enhance your powers by limiting civil liberties.
    You've managed to get millions in funding for extra staff and equipment

    The little niggle in the back of your mind is "Hey - What if I have seriously overstated the threat here? - I'll risk losing all that, and look like an idiot because I've wasted all that money and bullied a whole lot of people around"

    The next thought that comes along is "I'd better keep this terrorist threat thing fresh in peoples minds just in case they start thinking the same thing".

    So you jump on any situation that possibly *could* be perceived as a threat - even if only by a brain dead koala with no bowel control. Hey - you know it's not a terrorist threat, but that's not the point - You just want to keep on saying the word terrorist as often as you can to keep it at the fore of the public perception.

    It's a bit like the situation in Arlo Guthries "Alices restaurant" where a musician is arrested on a littering charge in a small town

      - And they was using up all kinds of cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer's station.
      - They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, andthey took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles
          and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.
      - Took pictures of the approach,the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not to mention the aerial photography.

    God forbid the populace should start thinkinking along the lines of "lets allocate some security funding towards healthcare and schools". Keep em frightened boys.

  22. A bit of background by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    [Director of Public Prosecutions boot boy] Smith said the tweet lacked surrounding context and therefore had to be treated as a genuine threat, rather than a joke.

    Really? Because nobody else who read it or was involved in the case ever claimed to have taken it seriously. Not the airport 'security' goon who searched for it, not the "special budget" coppers who arrested Chambers. They all said "Well, we know that it was a joke, nobody actually felt threatened, but... er... we saw it, so now we have to set an example." or words to that effect. Sotto voce, they couldn't find any actual terrorists, and they had to do something to justify their budgets. They know it, we know it, Paul Chambers most certainly knows it.

    After the conviction, tens (was it hundreds?) of thousands of twitards then posted the exact same words. Surely we all committed the same crime? But none of us was arrested. Why's that?

    All the way through the various levels, the Judiciary has struggled to understand twitter, and groped for bad analogies to explain it. The fact that anybody outside of Chamber's set of followers could have seen the tweet and read it out of context was used to convict, despite the patent absurdity of that as a standard. Anybody could walk past a pub window, hear one joking sentence spoken out of context, and soil their pink panties, but we don't generally convict the speaker of terrorism offences because of that.

    It's been an utter farce of a case, and at this point, it seems to be entirely about the police, CPS and now the judiciary saving face by digging themselves deeper into the mount of steaming contempt that's been rightfully heaped on to them.

    It's one of the few cases that genuinely boils my piss, because it does effect every one of us in the UK every second of every day. We are being monitored, and we can be convicted for just about any chance remark, entirely dependent on the budgetary requirements of various tools of the State.

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  23. Kids get it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in the supermarket the other day and my little girl, under 10 years old so still a bit dopey, suddenly spotted a bit aisle of fizzy drinks she shouts, "Wouldn't it be cool to blow up the the shop!!". Jebus the looks I got from other shopper, you'd have thought I'd shit in their ice-cream!! I told her that blowing up stuff was not nice and and not funny to say as everyone else will think your serious about it, she said back to me "Why are people so stupid? I meant I wanted the fizzy drinks to blow up all over the place and get all bubbly, you know I'd never, ever hurt anyone at all!".

    If a child under ten can understand a joke is a joke and think adults are stupid for believing it, surely a bunch of trained legal-eagles can understand it?!!?

  24. Some useful links by Kijori · · Score: 2

    David Allen Green, Paul Chambers' solicitor, blogs for the New Statesman and under his own name at Jack of Kent and has written about the case a number of times. He has also discussed it on the Without Prejudice podcasts on a number of occasions, e.g. two days ago.

  25. what happen? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting they set up him?

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    1. Re:what happen? by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Lets check the twitter transcript.

      Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
      Operator: Main screen turn on.
      CATS: All your base are belong to us.
      CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
      Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
      Captain: For great justice.

      Yes it looks like it was some kind of setup although I am not sure how to translate twitter twatter.

  26. Waste of time and money having 2 judges. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should have gone straight to a 3 judge setup. Still, it's only taxpayer money being wasted.