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MIT Creates Glucose Fuel Cell To Power Implanted Brain-Computer Interfaces

MrSeb writes "Neuroengineers at MIT have created an implantable fuel cell that generates electricity from the glucose present in the cerebrospinal fluid that flows around your brain and spinal cord. The glucose-powered fuel cell is crafted out of silicon and platinum, using standard semiconductor fabrication processes. The platinum acts as a catalyst, stripping electrons from glucose molecules, similar to how aerobic animal cells (such as our own) strip electrons from glucose with enzymes and oxygen. The glucose fuel cell produces hundreds of microwatts (i.e. tenths of a milliwatt), which is a surprisingly large amount — it comparable to the solar cell on a calculator, for example. This should be more than enough power to drive complex computers — or perhaps more interestingly, trigger clusters of neurons in the brain. In theory, this glucose fuel cell will actually deprive your brain of some energy, though in practice you probably won't notice (or you might find yourself growing hungry sooner)."

95 comments

  1. Obligatory "Matrix" reference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While this has nothing to do with powering external machines, I still thought of "The Matrix" when reading this story...

    1. Re:Obligatory "Matrix" reference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More MyCleanPC bullshit spam again

    2. Re:Obligatory "Matrix" reference... by siddesu · · Score: 1

      Before the Matrix takes over, we'll have a brief but interesting age looking somewhat like the Plague of the Pythons, as each country fits their own brain control implant.

    3. Re:Obligatory "Matrix" reference... by cristiroma · · Score: 1

      I find out this spam to be fascinating ... I can only suspect that since CowboyNeal left the joint either:
      a) the system run itself and the dirty devil forgot to implement a self-learning mechanism.
      or
      b) He the code in such a spaghetti state that it's impossible for anyone else to modify.
      Eitherway, I think he is to blame :)

  2. Does it work with Diabetes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could this lower your blood sugar?

    1. Re:Does it work with Diabetes by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2

      I guess if you're healthy, the normal regulation mechanism will keep the blood sugar level constant. However I wonder what effect it might have on people with diabetes.

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    2. Re:Does it work with Diabetes by bughunter · · Score: 1

      Diabetics can have their fuel cells implanted in their bladders.

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    3. Re:Does it work with Diabetes by gstrickler · · Score: 2

      An even better question, how does it respond to low blood sugar? Might need to design in a small capacitor or other storage mechanism, otherwise, it might crash when you blood glucose level does.

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    4. Re:Does it work with Diabetes by mr.mctibbs · · Score: 2

      Rape is good for the soul? Really?

      I don't know whether to be proud or offended that you think this targets our demographic.

    5. Re:Does it work with Diabetes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It read to me as a simple question.

    6. Re:Does it work with Diabetes by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Related: could it burn excess calories for you?

    7. Re:Does it work with Diabetes by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Great. Like they need a built-in turbo-boost mode.

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  3. We should use these in cars by cpu6502 · · Score: 2

    Just fill-up you tank with some corn syrup (glucose) and go. When the fluid is depleted of energy, dump it into a sewer and then get some fresh corn syrup.

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    1. Re:We should use these in cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      converting it into booze is more energy effecient. converting it to diesel is even more energy effecient.

      more like fill yourself up with corn syrup, and start calculating Pi on your IBrain.

    2. Re:We should use these in cars by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 2

      Converting it to butanol allows it to be dumped as-is into ordinary gasoline-burning engines, which would be a bonus.

  4. Re:Weaknesses: zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wow. Really? This jackass needs to be stopped.

  5. Gives new meaning by ISoldat53 · · Score: 2

    Gives new meaning to "a sugar high."

  6. Re:Weaknesses: zero by cpu6502 · · Score: 5, Funny

    >>>Not only did it claim it would speed up my internet connection, but that it would overclock my power supply, speed up my gigabits, and remove any viruses from my computer! "

    MyCleanPC can't fix stupid.

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  7. Unanswered Questions by bughunter · · Score: 5, Interesting

    TFA leaves some important questions unanswered.

    What is the byproduct/waste product of the glucose after it's been harvested of its electrons? What are the effects of these byproducts in the CSF?

    If there is significant glucose in the CSF as TFA states, why is it there? What effects could its depletion cause? How fast is it replenished? Is this fast enough to provide adequate continuous power for a [cochlear implant|pacemaker|mathcoprocessor|frikkin'laser]?

    I'm not opposed to cybernetic implants powered by the beer and pizza I already consume, but I sure want to know that the researchers and engineers did their homework first.

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    1. Re:Unanswered Questions by mpeskett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not opposed to cybernetic implants powered by the beer and pizza I already consume, but I sure want to know that the researchers and engineers did their homework first.

      Nah, sounds more likely that the people who have spent however much of their lives on enough study/research to build this thing, all just failed to consider the simple potential problem you came up with in under 15 minutes. That sounds plausible, have a cookie.

    2. Re:Unanswered Questions by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, there is a little bit of a byproduct. You'd hardly notice, but there's a bit of, well, a teensy, tiny, little bit of psychosis. The depleted glucose mimics a neurotransmitter, but it's in such a small amount that it's basically zero.

      It doesn't really matter unless you're putting a LOT of cybernetics in there.

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    3. Re:Unanswered Questions by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      He's not saying they don't have an answer, he's saying he wants to know it. Unless you can contribute to that end, keep your pointless snide remarks to yourself.

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    4. Re:Unanswered Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooooh, let's be snarky and dismissive to anyone who would DARE question a scientist! Ironically, you're essentially telling him to trust the scientists on blind faith.

    5. Re:Unanswered Questions by bughunter · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's OK. I'll take the cookie anyway.

      I'm gonna need it to power my cybernetics.

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    6. Re:Unanswered Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If there is significant glucose in the CSF as TFA states, why is it there?

      The glucose level is similar to the blood glucose level, this is because CSF acts as blood for the brain. Glucose passes through the blood-brain barrier easily, so this wouldn't get depleted easily any more than glucose getting depleted from blood does. Only diabetics should have a specific issue with this.

    7. Re:Unanswered Questions by hardburlyboogerman · · Score: 1

      Ask any diabetic.Just keep some candy handy in case your blood glucose drops too low.Works for me.

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    8. Re:Unanswered Questions by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      My cybernetic implant is already powered by glucose. It's an artificial lens on struts that was implanted in my left eye to replace the natural lens, and the muscles that focused the natural lens (before I got middle aged) focus the implant (I'm 60 and need no corrective lenses, not even reading glasses). Since muscles are powered by food, part of what powers the lens is glucose.

      It seems like they could design any number of electronic implants to be powered by the body's natural movement. Maybe a pacemaker powered by the heartbeat? A cochlear implant powered by chewing? They used to have wristwaches that were powered by the movement of the wearer's arms; they called them "self-winding watches". Seems the same principle could be used for electronic implants.

  8. you might find yourself growing hungry sooner by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    fffffffffffft... really man

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    1. Re:you might find yourself growing hungry sooner by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      its a conspiracy to make you eat more, driving up food prices.

  9. Re:Weaknesses: zero by Cosgrach · · Score: 2

    I can not believe that there is no one here on /. who could not figure out who this spamming moron is and send Guido over to his house to break his legs.

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  10. Re:Weaknesses: zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why doesn't someone simply use a GUI interface made in visual basic to track an ip address?

  11. Welcome to the matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One step closer...

  12. We are Borg, resistance is futile... by Brad1138 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have seen this coming for a while. Implantable computers, now with internal power supply, Google glasses, thought recognition. The Star trek vision of the Borg, though crude and ugly, may have not been far off the mark. Smart phones may already be making us dumber. It is scary to think where this will lead.

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    1. Re:We are Borg, resistance is futile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen this coming for a while.

      So has everyone else, for quite some time actually.

      Implantable computers, now with internal power supply, Google glasses, thought recognition.

      Very useful for people with disabilities, don't you think?

      The Star trek vision of the Borg, though crude and ugly, may have not been far off the mark.

      And then you just had to climb aboard the crazy conspiracy wagon. Why would cybernetic implants require that everyone become a member of a hive mind? Why would we want that? What would it give us?

      The reality is probably going to be something more like Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

      Smart phones may already be making us dumber.

      Makes people lazy, definitely. Brain function does atrophy from lack of use but what's the point of tech that doesn't make things easier or new things possible?

      It is scary to think where this will lead.

      Yes, the future is a strange and scary place. Better just stay in the present, cancel all R&D and make do with what we have until the planet becomes uninhabitable from pollution or the sun expands and burns it to a crisp.

    2. Re:We are Borg, resistance is futile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking a little more domestically;

      The film depicts a future in which reality as perceived by most humans
      is actually a simulated reality created by sentient machines to pacify
      and subdue the human population, while their bodies' heat and
      electrical activity are used as an energy source.

      Ala: The Matrix
         

    3. Re:We are Borg, resistance is futile... by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      So has everyone else, for quite some time actually.

      No, I thought of it first!

      Everybody would not be required to do it, but everybody has a smart phone, everybody needs the newest, coolest features. Don't underestimate humans ability to unwittingly follow where the path takes them. With the ability to text or communicate with their mind, talking less and less, how long before speech becomes passe. If everybody can "Google" things with their mind, what is the point in knowing anything.

      I love tech, of all kinds, and it will definitely be interesting to see where it goes. That being said, it can be scary also.

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  13. Overclocked for diabetics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a type 1 diabetic I plan to overclock mine. Since they cant cure my condition I may as well use the extra juice for something.

    1. Re:Overclocked for diabetics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that not constitute a cure by turning it into something positive instead?

  14. GITS by vix86 · · Score: 1

    Ghost in the Shell just got a bit closer to being real. Now we just need to advance microbot and nanotechnology.

    1. Re:GITS by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Ghost in the Shell just got a bit closer to being real.

      As did cyberbrain sclerosis...

  15. No thanks by Karmashock · · Score: 2

    I don't want anything drinking my spinal fluid. My blood... maybe... but my spinal fluid?... nope.

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    1. Re:No thanks by niftydude · · Score: 1

      It's pretty creepy - but I think it is less creepy than the yeast they developed to generate energy from glucose in blood: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16882-yeastpowered-fuel-cell-feeds-on-human-blood.html

      At least this solution doesn't involve fungus...

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    2. Re:No thanks by Karmashock · · Score: 2

      you find the thing that feeds on spinal fluid less creepy then the stuff that feeds on blood?

      have any idea how much we bleed? I cut myself all the time and that isn't including all sorts of other bleeding. We can stand to loose a little blood. But spinal fluid?... I'd just assume not f' with that.

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    3. Re:No thanks by Trilkin · · Score: 1

      Man, you're opening yourself up on with one.

      HAHA, I KILL ME.

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    4. Re:No thanks by niftydude · · Score: 1

      you find the thing that feeds on spinal fluid less creepy then the stuff that feeds on blood?

      It isn't because I don't like bleeding, or have issues with seeing blood, it's because the stuff that feeds on blood is biological, and so can mutate, and who knows what it will do to you if the mutated yeast becomes particularly virulent and dominant. While the stuff that feeds on spinal fluid is just a pretty simple chemical reaction with a catalyst, and doesn't have the ability to start self-multiplying in your body.

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    5. Re:No thanks by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      oh, yeah... I'm not worried about it mutating. I am worried about a little bit breaking lose into my blood stream, forming a cloat, and then growing like a flesh eating bacteria in my body.

      Ideally, I'd want a chemical system and not a biological system that took energy from my body.

      Worst case, you could hook something up to the diaphragm. So breathing in/out would generate a tiny amount of power. Ideally not much so the resistance would be minimal.

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    6. Re:No thanks by Endovior · · Score: 0

      you find the thing that feeds on spinal fluid less creepy then the stuff that feeds on blood?

      It isn't because I don't like bleeding, or have issues with seeing blood, it's because the stuff that feeds on blood is biological, and so can mutate, and who knows what it will do to you if the mutated yeast becomes particularly virulent and dominant. While the stuff that feeds on spinal fluid is just a pretty simple chemical reaction with a catalyst, and doesn't have the ability to start self-multiplying in your body.

      Read before commenting, please. From TFA:

      The fuel cell has no biological components: It consists of a platinum catalyst that strips electrons from glucose, mimicking the activity of cellular enzymes that break down glucose to generate ATP, the cell’s energy currency.

    7. Re:No thanks by niftydude · · Score: 1

      Read before commenting, please. From TFA:

      The fuel cell has no biological components: It consists of a platinum catalyst that strips electrons from glucose, mimicking the activity of cellular enzymes that break down glucose to generate ATP, the cell’s energy currency.

      Dude, I am aware of that. In fact it is the specific point we are discussing. See my previous comments in this thread. Karmashock and I were discussing the differences between this technology: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16882-yeastpowered-fuel-cell-feeds-on-human-blood.html which is yeast and feeds on glucose in human blood, and the technology reported in the TFA which has no biological components and uses a platinum catalyst, but operates in spinal fluid.

      Karmashock is of the opinion that he prefers the blood-powered technology, even though it has biological components, because he prefers having foreign bodies in his blood to having stuff in his spinal fluid.

      Whereas I am more creeped out by the blood-powered technology because it is biologically based (yeast), and so I prefer having the non-biological system from TFA, even though it operates in your spinal fluid.

      People are creeped out by different stuff, so it was interesting to discuss.

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    8. Re:No thanks by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      I'd just assume not f' with that.

      Oh great, is this the next "I could care less"?

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    9. Re:No thanks by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Brother... Spinal. Fluid. Do you have any idea how sensitive that is? Blood is one thing... you can have increases and decreases in blood pressure without really having big problems. But spinal fluid is a different kettle of fish. You really don't want to mess with that.

      All I was saying was that I would be too afraid to have a machine interact with it unless I had no options. To save my life?... sure what do I have to lose. But short of that, leave it alone.

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    10. Re:No thanks by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Weird, I must have said something relevant to your point in alternate universe, rather than just picking on your grammar :)

      But anyway, now that I've broken the rules and read the article, it sounds like most uses they plan on putting this to will be for people who have already suffered spinal damage. Those of us who just want to program the TIVO with their minds will just have to wait.

      You really don't want to mess with that.

      The MIT guys (and it might be safe to assume they have at least one medical degree between them) seem to think differently.

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    11. Re:No thanks by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Read the whole thread, what he typed didn't disagree with you.

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  16. Re:Weaknesses: zero by ae1294 · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't someone simply use a GUI interface made in visual basic to track an ip address?

    Cyber Police here, we are back tracings his IP now... The consequences will never be the same...

  17. I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a new Wilford Brimley remix coming out soon.

  18. I overclocked my implant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With diabetus. -Wilferd

  19. There should be a -1 SPAM mod by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please go spam somewhere else.
    We will not buy your product because of spam.

    There should be a -1 SPAM mod, which would take TWO points out of Karma.

    1. Re:There should be a -1 SPAM mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There should be a -1 SPAM mod, which would take TWO points out of Karma.

      Then it would simply become the next "-1, I disagree with this but can't refute it". And it wouldn't even slow down the spammers, as they don't give a damn about their karma.

    2. Re:There should be a -1 SPAM mod by cribera · · Score: 1

      There should be a -1 SPAM mod, which would take TWO points out of Karma.

      Then it would simply become the next "-1, I disagree with this but can't refute it". And it wouldn't even slow down the spammers, as they don't give a damn about their karma.

      Couldn't 'false spam' report send you to some kind of black list for becoming a moderator (apart from a -5 in your karma)?

      Another moderators could review (if they wish to do it in their spare time) the spam mods, if they find a false spam mod, they could report it, so the moderator issuing the false spam could be punished. Isn't this viable?

    3. Re:There should be a -1 SPAM mod by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      There is the flag as inappropriate button...

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    4. Re:There should be a -1 SPAM mod by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Of course we won't buy them because of spam - but that's not the point. It's all about improving search engine results...

    5. Re:There should be a -1 SPAM mod by CubicleView · · Score: 1

      I would have to assume that by the length of the spam post and how annoying it was even to skim over that it can only serve one of two purposes.
      1. some sort of google rank gaming
      2. To evoke a negative feeling towards MyCleanPC

    6. Re:There should be a -1 SPAM mod by hvm2hvm · · Score: 1

      Slashdot could just create simple Antivirus like signatures. When you try to post a comment that matches a signature, block it, ban the user and/or the IP.

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  20. Science has one more hurdle by Yosho-sama · · Score: 1

    Doing all these fantastic achievements using lower cost components. Every time I read an article on Slashdot, it's always talking about some amazing achievement with solar cells or batteries using a combination of gold, platinum and unobtainium. Rare earths are going to get MUCH more rare in our lifetimes.

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    1. Re:Science has one more hurdle by lennier · · Score: 1

      Rare earths are going to get MUCH more rare in our lifetimes.

      No problem, the free market will always find a rational way to subsitute resources. For instance, if freshly mined platinum becomes rare, then the street price of er, 'involuntarily recovered platinum' from slightly used cybernetics will rise to compensate...

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  21. Idiots! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

    Fuck the brain-computer device. Let me put some of these in blood to control glucose for diabetes.

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    1. Re:Idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it will help allot of people ;)
      as science like this does, conspiracy theory idiots MUST DIE!!!

    2. Re:Idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You aren't very bright are you? Where do you think the glucose in spinal fluid comes from? It comes from the blood. This should be obvious. I am not aware of the details, but how do you think sugar goes from your stomach to every other part of your body? It must go through the blood. How do you think marijuana smokes gets from your lungs to your brain? It goes through the blood.

    3. Re:Idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A device like this might be used along with some small container to store reserve glucose. Only a little power is needed so some of it would be used by the fuel cell for its measuring and regulating job while the rest would replenish the body. A diabetic would only have to refill the thing periodically, like once per day, or a few days.

  22. Obligatory xkcd reference... by c0lo · · Score: 1
    Not yet there, but close enough of an actual use of that implanted USB port.

    <grin>As for the Matrix, I wouldn't worry that much of the implant itself if releases under AGPL v3</grin>

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  23. No more fatties anymore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why has no one made a battery which runs on body fat? Can you imagine that. THAT would fuel cyber implant uptake no end.

    1. Re:No more fatties anymore. by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Mcdonalds would be the new gas station. Oh no my phones dead I need a big Mac.

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  24. As we move away from internal combustion... by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    ...for cars, and move further toward electric motors (powered by fuel cell, battery, supercapacitor, or f'ing rubber bands and string) we won't need the huge amounts of platinum used in catalytic converters.

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  25. my first thought by RighteousRaven · · Score: 2

    forget computers, this will make way more money as a weight loss device - dial up your artificial metabolism folks, summer is coming!

    1. Re:my first thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am a diabetic and would love this as an application for a sugar control. i suffer from type 2 so I have way to much energy in my blood. imagine this turn this into a capacitive electronic chagrining system. I am my own charger for my iphone, laptop, tablet... that is awesome

    2. Re:my first thought by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      I'm a type 1 and this was the first thing that came to my mind too, i.e., glucose control.

      Another thing that occurred to me: I wonder if utilizing the glucose can give an indication of glucose level in the blood? It might be an implantable, reliable, continuous glucose monitoring system as well as a system to burn off excess glucose. This sounds a lot simpler and more reliable than the "artificial pancreas" systems that are currently being developed.

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  26. Re:Weaknesses: zero by ultranova · · Score: 2

    This jackass needs to be stopped.

    Well... no. I didn't see his post, and didn't even notice it existed before seeing yours. So Slashdot moderation system is already doing a decent enough job of getting rid of his crap, without any need to "stop" him.

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  27. Related story from last year by nickersonm · · Score: 3, Informative

    This looks quite similar to a European effort reported last year that successfully tested glucose fuel cells in rats in 2010. This MIT one can be fabricated in silicon, though, so hopefully has the potential to be cheaper.

    1. Re:Related story from last year by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      And Silicon has been tested safe as an implant for years.

    2. Re:Related story from last year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So - when can we use this to power a built-in blood sugar monitor w/radio readouts? Hook it up to an insulin pump, and you might make a bunch of diabetes 1 patients happier. :)

  28. Great idea, but... by hyades1 · · Score: 2

    If it doesn't have a high tolerance for alcohol and occasional other recreational medications, I'd be screwed.

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  29. big gulp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does this mean if i make myself robocop i can get my big gulp back in nyc?

  30. MIT Starts Zombie Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're here at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology where the first test patients have escaped and started an eating rampage, mistaken for homeless people going through garbage, no one has thought to stop them. They now appear to be attacking people and eating them! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  31. Oh goodie... by redneckmother · · Score: 1

    Goodie, goodie...

    Just what people who have sinovial fluid problems need, something else to deplete nutrients in the spinal column.

    1. Re:Oh goodie... by Issarlk · · Score: 2

      Yeah, and think of all of the people without brains. These scientists sure are not very bright to research something so useless.

  32. The unexamined life by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    My priest mentioned this a couple of weeks ago. My thought was that if the unexamined life is not worth living, then perhaps unconsidered knowledge is not worth knowing. Direct feed data may be a waste of time.

  33. Deus Ex here we come! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds just like the biocells from the original Deus Ex! Jack me in and power me up!

  34. I wonder by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    As a diabetic, I could run a whole cluster of a neurocomputers.

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  35. Dual benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In theory, this glucose fuel cell will actually deprive your brain of some energy, though in practice you probably won't notice (or you might find yourself growing hungry sooner)."

    Could this be used for weight loss?

    while (true);

  36. Re:Weaknesses: zero by c0lo · · Score: 1

    In actuality this will fuck up the SEO from this scam artist who wrote MYCleanPC.com and counters his slimy spamming advertising MyCleanPC.

    If everyone here on slashdot points to other disgusting sites for MyCleanPC, then people searching for malware virus removal with MyCleanPC will have an awful surprise! :-)

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