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First Word On Results From GRAIL, NASA's Moon Gravity Mission

An anonymous reader writes "Nature has advance word on the first science results from GRAIL, NASA's twin probes launched a year ago which are mapping the gravity of the Moon from lunar orbit. This is coming out in advance of any official publication or NASA release, so the data isn't available, but the story trails what the PI Maria Zuber told a Harvard CFA colloquium last week are some of the team's key scientific findings: including that the Moon's crust is substantially thinner than once thought; and some of the more speculative impact basins haven't been confirmed."

40 comments

  1. thin crust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hmm, so the inside of the moon is softer?

    1. Re:thin crust by Eraesr · · Score: 4, Funny

      What more proof do you need that it's made of cheese, eh?

    2. Re:thin crust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The cheese?

    3. Re:thin crust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moon mouse would be an irrefutable proof.

    4. Re:thin crust by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      What more proof do you need that it's made of cheese, eh?

      Everyone knows the moon is hollow:

      https://www.google.com/search?q=hollow+moon+theory

      Duh... ;-p

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    5. Re:thin crust by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Not cheese.... Chewy Nougat.

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    6. Re:thin crust by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I'm so disappointed the top link isn't to the Superfriends episode where a space monster hatches out of the moon. :(

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  2. Thin Crust?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Aha! I knew it! "Thin Crust" -- The moon's not made of cheese it's a Pizza!

    1. Re:Thin Crust?! by eriqk · · Score: 1

      It was foretold.
      "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie..."

  3. Map this place from orbit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the only way to make sure.

    1. Re:Map this place from orbit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However good the gravitational map is, we can't be sure that there is no localized magnetic anomaly.

    2. Re:Map this place from orbit. by hattig · · Score: 1

      A magnetic anomaly, buried in a crater on the far side of the moon?

    3. Re:Map this place from orbit. by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Nearside. The clue's in its name.

  4. Re:Data is plural. by osu-neko · · Score: 2

    Non-oblig. comic ref.

    That said, I think "data" counts as a "non-count" noun in its typical modern usage. Like "information", or "water", or "peanut butter", it may be composed of many individual bits, but it's talked about as a blob, not as a large number of individual bits.

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  5. Re:thin crust^Hrind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The term you should be using from now on is "rind".

  6. Radical opinion here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    the Moon's crust is substantially thinner than once thought;

    The Moon is really cheese cake - cheese doesn't have a crust but cheese cake does.

    If it were fried cheese with a jalapeno center - a Moon Popper - the orbit would be completely different.

  7. initial data by GLowder · · Score: 2

    Initial data seems to indicate the presence of a monolith buried underneath the surface of the moon. Scientists baffled at the implications.

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  8. Re:Data is plural. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's plural-possessive?

  9. Re:Radical opinion here. by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

    The "crusts" on cheese are more commonly known as skins.

    Cheese cake doesn't have a crust, it has a base.. and we haven't seen any moon bases yet.

    I have to say that I'm sorely disappointed in the lack of moon poppers. Poppers are the moondog's nuts.

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  10. a different AC posting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, you got the joke and successfully dumbed it down for everyone. Congratulations!

  11. Re:Data is plural. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/is-data-singular-or-plural.aspx

    So if data is correct as both a count noun and as a mass noun, which should you use? It comes down to style and personal preference. Many academic and scientific fields, as well as many publishers and newspapers, still insist on the plural count noun use of data, as in The data are compelling, but it is more commonly used as a singular mass noun, as in The data is compelling.

    And this is science.

  12. I beg to differ .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cheese cake doesn't have a crust, it has a base..

    According to Wiki, "crust" and "base" are interchangeable.

    Cheesecake is a dessert consisting of a topping made of soft, fresh cheese, usually on a crust or base made from...

    Now, we'll see if I started the first pastry flame war EVAR on Slashdot.

    1. Re:I beg to differ .... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The salient point being that it is underneath, not on top.

      Hm, that's not very flame-y... Don't want to disappoint...

      Ah! Cheesecake flambe! It might have a thin seared crust on top!

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  13. Crosses fingers by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    and hopes for an anomoly at Tycho.

  14. Re:Radical opinion here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIND. Cheese Rind.

    WTF is a Cheese Skin? Maybe Edam and Babybel have Cheese Skins, other cheeses have rinds.

  15. Re:Radical opinion here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "crusts" on cheese are more commonly known as skins.

    It's not called a "crust" or a "skin", it's called the rind.

    Cheese cake doesn't have a crust, it has a base.

    Base is a generic term, cheesecake has a bottom crust.

  16. Re:Radical opinion here. by arth1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not called a "crust" or a "skin", it's called the rind.

    Cheeses can have both rinds and crusts. The rind is on the outside, and is intended to be there. Crusts, on the other hand, develop mostly unintentionally, and often on the inside too after a cheese has been cut. An outside crust can be treated, e.g. with brine, to create a rind.

    As for skins, yes, some have those too. Jarlsberg, for example, has a sprayed on rubbery skin between the cheese and the protective wax. It is NOT a rind, and not meant for consumption (and neither is the protective wax, although I've seen dolts that eat it).

    In addition to these, some moist cheeses like Cabecou and Gamalost develop fur instead. It's a fungal layer which can be quite tasty. Sometimes it's compressed into the cheese again to make part of the rind, like in a Brie.

  17. Re:Radical opinion here. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    So how come a pizza is a "pie"?

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  18. Uh oh they found Dahak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I volunteer to be captain. That's Captain Coward to you bub.

  19. The real excitement by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 3

    Will come when they do a survery of the moon's *magnetic* field.

  20. Re:In the news - wonderful example of cooperation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well they certainly proved their point. They basically said "Islam is violent" with their crappy film, and surprise surprise, a bunch of Muslims get extremely violent when they hear about it. It is very interesting that so many Muslims have come out to counter-protest and condemn the violent ones, however, but it still shows they have a severe violence problem in their cultures. Here in the West, when nutty Christians get violent, it's only one or two of them (like the OK City bombers, or an occasional abortionist murderer), but in Islamic cultures, it's hundreds or thousands of them at a time.

  21. What a disappointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is not what it should be anymore. The real slashdot should have discussions about the consequences of a thin crust. For example, is it having impact on the age of the moon?