A Better Thought-Controlled Computer Cursor
An anonymous reader writes "Stanford researchers have developed a new algorithm (Abstract only) that significantly improves the control and performance of neural prosthetics — brain-controlled computer interfaces for individuals suffering from spinal cord injury and neurodegenerative disease to aid interaction with computers, drive electronic wheelchairs, and control robotic arms and legs. With this algorithm, monkeys implanted with multielectrode arrays in motor regions of their brain controlled a computer cursor more quickly and accurately than ever before, including navigation around obstacles. Further, the system maintained this high performance across 4 years, demonstrating long-term reliability. These improvements in performance and robustness are crucial for clinically-useful neural prosthetics, and pave the way for success in clinical trails."
And it has shown me that there is a better way !!
If the monkey thinks in circles, then the cursor moves in circles, rounds obstacles, and goes fast.
Terrific!
Does he have a db25 plug on his head?
Using this algorithm, we demonstrate repeatable high performance for years after implantation in two monkeys, thereby increasing the clinical viability of neural prostheses
Two monkeys! Read that again. Slowly. Sound it out. T W O. Tee Double You Oh. Ok, that doesn't make sense. Just read it as two monkeys. Or, is that two monkey. But in case you missed it 2 monkeys have been implanted and this increases the viability. Such a sample size is incredible, really. This is shattering. Just think what a million monkeys could do! Probably write some arbitrary text... such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. Just the thought is humbling.
thats nice and all, but is it good enough to play teamfortress 2 online with?
Emacs cursor control
Actually we are stoping using mice and starting to use gestures instead
Not sure if gestures are good for cursor control
Nate Silver jokes:
Schrodinger's cat experiment is over. Nate Silver can tell if the cat is alive or dead without taking a look.
When Nate Silver's code throws an exception, he catches it before the debugger does.
Nate Silver's compiler does not show him error messages. It files an RFD to change the C++ standards to comply with his way of writing code.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
i swear i read an article in discover magazine (i know, a magazine, it was that long ago) about some researcher that had hooked up electrodes to a patient and taught them how to control a mouse cursor, and later and electric wheelchair with their mind. it became and autonomic function, just like moving your arm (i hate the term "thought controlled", you dont really "think" about moving, its subconscious function) and it was done using a basic EEG(?). am i imagining this, or does anyone else remember this as well? its quite possible that this is a completely incorrect memory thought, i was a kid at the time and i read a lot of sci-fi, so its very possible my memories of real-sci have mixed with my memories of sci-fi
Stephen Hawking is probably jumping up and down for joy now.
Errr, wait....
Disney movies are shown to the monkeys so they don't get depressed. Unless things have changed over the past few years, the data sets are awful and the code is a mess; take these results with a grain of salt.
They may call it a cursor but this is evil bioengineering where they turn monkeys into mice!
Just wait till the little buggers learn cryokinesis. They'll make a mess of your spaceship.