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Interview: John McAfee Answers Your Questions

Last week you had the chance to ask software designer and international man on the run John McAfee about his exploits in business, programming, and the jungle. Mr. McAfee provided some extraordinarily entertaining and frank answers to your questions. Read below and enjoy. Do you still write code?
by sosume

Do you still write code, perhaps for fun?

McAfee: I haven't written code in 20 years. In truth I was a terrible programmer. At all the companies I worked at I did everything within my power to avoid coding tasks. I was just good enough though to be able to spot the truly outstanding programmers. At McAfee I hired the best and then stayed out of their hair. If I had been responsible for even a tiny amount of code I fear we would never have gotten off the ground.



McAfee Antivirus
by AmiMoJo

Doesn't it bother you that your name is being used to peddle one of the worst anti-virus products on the market? Often it comes pre-installed on computers as a 30 day trial (crapware), with dire warnings flashed up in the event that the user fails to pay (scareware). The performance hit it brings is huge. Would you advise anyone else to name their product/company after themselves in this way?

McAfee: I haven't been involved with McAfee Ant-virus for 21 years. When I ran the company the software was the best and least intrusive on the market, and in 1991 we had 87% of the world market. What happened after I left was none of my doing. As to name association, I am a master at sullying my own name and, all things considered, being associated with the worst software on the planet ranks way down the pole. It's barely a blip in the ocean of associations - madman, paranoid, child molester, murderer, drug addict, unstable, liar, to name but a few.Thank god I'm 67 and will probably be too hard of hearing soon enough to have to listen to them rattling around wherever I go. Amy, thankfully, did half the job already by bursting my left eardrum when she tried to shoot me in the head while I slept back in 2011.



What was the problem?
by lazylion

If I understand correctly, this whole episode began because a local politician visited you in your home and he had the expectation (for whatever reason) that you would pay him USD $30,000 as some kind of protection money for his campaign and your expectation was that politicians are supposed to work for people and not the other way around. Is this a reasonable characterization? If so, how do you think such a large missmatch in expectations came about? Do you think you were overly naive? Or is the political environment in Belize changing? I can easily believe that this might be the normal expected way that people do business down there based on other things I've heard, but I really have no idea. Now that you've had time to reflect, what would you say was responsible for the conflict in the first place?

McAfee: Had it been $30,000 I would have paid it in an instant, ushered him out and then returned to my task of molesting the underage girls (as some would characterize them) populating my property.However it was not. It was $2 million.I am not naive and I expect politicians and public servants, in all countries, to do one thing only - everything in their power to annoy, delay and inconvenience me. At least that has been my experience with public servants. Perhaps yours is different. In any case, two million was not even in a negotiating arena and, not being someone prone to wasting time, I told him to fuck off and not to come back.



German tourist disguise
by coldsalmon

Did you really evade the police by dressing up in a speedo and screaming at people in German, as you describe here?

McAfee: I favor disguises that change character rather than looks when running from the police. The German Tourist disguise was terrific. I looked exactly like me but no-one searching for me paid me any mind. Here is another common disguise I used that would work for any well known CEO.

What Happened with Vice.com?
by eldavojohn

While you were moving around, Vice.com got to spend time with you. If memory serves me, it was later revealed that the image they uploaded with you had GPS data that you then claimed to be spoofed. Coincidentally the news styled documentary they were going to do with you never seemed to surface ... now that things have died down can you give more context to that whole situation?

McAfee: Yes....... well...... The exif data attached to the photo was supposed to have been removed prior to putting it on-line. Rocco Castoro, the senior editor at Vice, and Robert King, the intrepid war photographer who has been shot twice in the ass and proudly shows the scars, accompanied me for 11 days of my escape. Good comrades and brave companions - not quite the balls that Samantha, who also accompanied me, swings, but brave lads nevertheless. We became fast friends. After our escape from Belize and our illegal entry into Guatemala, we were all four breathing sighs of relief and were in good cheer. I went back to Samantha's and my room for a few minutes to search Sam's luggage for weapons. There were too many good looking women at the hotel for my comfort. Samantha is extremely jealous and twice tried to stab me when she thought I was looking at another woman.In any case, I happily found no weapons and was about to return to the group when I heard a knock at the door. It was a very agitated Rocco. "Bad news" he said.

Chills ran up my spine as I imagined Samantha sweet talking the hotel security guard into lending her his gun after seeing me glance at the undulating derrière of a striking Peruvian woman an hour or so earlier.

He then told me about the location data accidentally included in the photo and that there were already posts on the Net showing google earth images of the hotel we were staying at.It didn't sound so bad to me really - not in comparison to an angry Samantha.It meant that Guatemalan soldiers had probably already been dispatched to arrest us and that we were on the run again - this time from a different authority, but we had at least a half an hour before the authorities arrived and taxis, which did in fact effect our escape, were plentiful. I didn't see a problem.

Robert was beside himself with agitation about the exif data because, as he correctly reasoned, people were going to think that he and Rocco did it on purpose so that they could get a better story by documenting my colorful arrest In Guatemala. To calm things down and to get everyone focused on our need to hastily scram, I told Rocco and Robert that I would take the fall and claim that I manipulated the exif data myself and they would be in the clear. Satisfied, they got packed, we left 10 minutes before the soldiers arrived, and i did what I said I would do.It was a stupid plan but it did clear the minds of the two journalists long enough to allowthem to function properly in the shaky circumstances.

When we got to Guatemala City that night and we were safely ensconced in a new hotel, Sam hit me in the head with an ashtray.She she had not missed the overlong glance at the Peruvian woman.I still have the scar.



What would you do differently?
by oic0

If you had to relive the whole debacle, what would you do differently the second time around.

McAfee: Absolutely nothing. Everything that has happened has brought me to this present moment - and not a bad moment at all. You may view my life as chaotic, tragic, comical, whatever. From where I sit it's a great adventure and an unending mystery. I have no complaints.


Why Portland?
by MAXOMENOS

Why did you decide to camp out in Portland for 18 months? What was it about Portland that brought you there?

McAfee: Why not Portland? Everyone here has bumper stickers reading "Keep Portland Weird!", there are 17 Asian restaurants within a three block radius of where I live, coffee here is a high art form and the police smile and are actually helpful - providing that no risks are involved.

A couple of subordinate reasons are that the gentleman producing the comic novel of my life (Chad Essley) and the screenwriter for the feature movie of the Belize incident both live here.



As a microbiologist...
by acidfast7

I'm very interested in hearing about the natural antibiotics. Can you please describe some general background about how you became interested in the project and what happened to the project?

McAfee: I became interested in quorum sensing (the means of communication favored by bacteria) the instant I heard about the concept. I hired a young Phd who had written the definitive paper on the subject - a young woman named Allison Adonicio - and set up a lab in the jungle to research anti-quorum sensing properties of tropical plants. You can read all about it at quorumex.com. Against all odds, the woman turned out to be crazier than myself. After a year and a half, the fractured elements of her psyche reassembled themselves into an exact likeness of a snarling ferret and she self destructed. She destroyed all of our research results, destroyed our bacteria samples, erased the hard drives of our computers, destroyed our carefully collect plant samples and went home to Boston. I cogitated the situation for a brief period, said "Fuck it!" And went into the coffee business. Thus was formed the New River Coffee Company.



Why George Jung?
by eldavojohn

"Boston George" Jung (a man who has lived quite an unusual life himself) has been tapped to write McAfee's biography titled, No Domain. I don't get it. Jung is a convicted drug smuggler. You have had no such charges ever filed against you (to my knowledge) by the United States so, if nothing more than a publicity stunt, why did you pick him to write your biography? If you feel you are wrongly accused, I can understand why you would pick someone wrongly accused to write your biography -- they can relate. But George Jung was certainly a key part of Pablo Escobar's deadly and pervasive criminal organization. You are (again, to my knowledge) far from that so why bait the readers with that author as a link? I have had very little associations with you and illegal drug activity but now I think you view yourself as a modern George Jung, am I wrong in making this assumption?

McAfee: It's odd that people focus on the possibility that I might now be doing drugs (I'm not) and totally ignore the fact that from 1971 to 1982, 99% of my income came from smuggling and selling drugs. It's a well documented feature of my past life. I was also taking more drugs weekly than most of you will do in a lifetime, and I was a totally indiscriminate user. Whatever came across my desk went up my nose, down my throat, in my veins or up the nether region. I never reached the notoriety of George and my writing, in comparison to him, did not merit writing books about my exploits, but we were not so totally different, he and I. I had my right testicle shattered by a hammer in 1974 when I ran afoul of some local drug barons in Oaxaca. Its the size of a grape now and shaped like a small frisbee. I have been in Mexican jails on three separate occasions and, frankly, I cannot recommend them. I was arrested in Bristol Tennessee in 1971 and charged with felony possession of a dangerous narcotic. A good lawyer got me of. (I always, oddly had tons of money that helped integrate me slightly back into humanity and smooth my transgressions).

All this madness stopped in 1982 when my life disintegrated. I joined AA in 1982 and stopped drinking and drugging. If have not used any drugs, except for caffeine, nicotine and adrenaline, since.

In any case, George seemed perfect.

239 comments

  1. Interesting by kthreadd · · Score: 3, Informative

    Thanks for making the interview. Highly interesting to read. Didn't actually know that he's not involved with the antivirus vusiness anymore.

    1. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you miss the part where he was on the run for weeks/months? If he had still been involved after that, I don't know what would've convinced you.

    2. Re:Interesting by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Notice they didn't ask him about the "bath salts" which he was talking about how great it was for weeks...which just FYI also causes major paranoia as a side effect.

      This whole "story" frankly makes me a little sick, treating this guy like he was doing something great when he was running from a MURDER CHARGE, lets not forget that folks, he had an argument with the neighbor, he was doing a drug that causes paranoia and fear of persecution, and the neighbor ended up dead...frankly it don't take Kojack to see who should be the #1 suspect, and just because the guy is rich does NOT mean he should just walk away.

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    3. Re:Interesting by Aerokii · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is probably now my favorite Slashdot interview. Nothing to do with tech, really, but it was an outright entertaining read. It also helps to put into perspective some of my failed relationships, given that none of them tried to kill me (well, not quite as blatantly, anyway.)

    4. Re:Interesting by kthreadd · · Score: 3

      Absolutely. I got tired of the whole murder story a long time ago. That said, this particular interview by itself is interesting.

    5. Re:Interesting by Wookact · · Score: 1

      So you do not think it is beyond the realm of possibility that it was a trumped up charge?

    6. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Didn't actually know that he's not involved with the antivirus vusiness anymore.

      Disappointing.... Guess I'll start getting my A/V from Peter Norton instead.

    7. Re:Interesting by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Heck no, HairyFeet is known for his stance that if you are arrested or charged you must be guilty. He knows that all police and govt officials are honest saints that would NEVER made a bad decision..

      Especially in a perfect democracy of honesty that is Beliese...

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    8. Re:Interesting by morgauxo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't believe we will ever know if he killed the guy or not. Is there really any credibility on either side of that debate? We can't do anything simply based on suspicion, otherwise there would be a whole lot more inoccent people in jail, on death row or already executed. So... let's just sit back and watch the show. Actually, given enough attention to his 'adventures' maybe he will one day slip up and tell about an adventure he had with a certain neighbor... If such a thing actually happened. Meanwhile.. there doesn't seem to be anyone acusing him of attacking random strangers so if you are afraid he will kill 'again' just don't associate with him.

    9. Re:Interesting by pla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This whole "story" frankly makes me a little sick, treating this guy like he was doing something great when he was running from a MURDER CHARGE

      Meh. Regardless of what he did or didn't do, his adventures make for a hell of a lot more interesting read than coverage of Betty "Free Jahar" Crocker and his sidekick Speedbump, or Three Useless Girls Who Can''t Break Windows.


      just because the guy is rich does NOT mean he should just walk away.

      Absolutely not! And if the events described had taken place in the US or really any country without so much corruption that it refuses to even release enough information to rank them, we'd have a much different story here, more OJ than Three Stooges. But as it stands, we have the story we have.

    10. Re:Interesting by RobertNotBob · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'd personally rank it at 2nd.

      Just a suggestion, - check the WayBack(tm) machine for the interview of Alton Brown (of Good Eats fame).

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    11. Re:Interesting by spire3661 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Running from a murder charge from a South American country doesnt really deserve bold lettering. If the charges held any water at all they would be moving for extradition.

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    12. Re:Interesting by Aerokii · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the share- if I hadn't posted you'd get modded up for it!

    13. Re:Interesting by ldierk · · Score: 2

      No need to check the WayBack(tm) machine if you are referring to this interview.

    14. Re:Interesting by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1
      hell of a lot more interesting read than coverage of "Free JarJar " and his sidekick Speedbump,

      now THAT would be an interesting story!

    15. Re:Interesting by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3

      Maybe, but he's also an admitted drug smuggler, drug abuser, jokes about having sex with a compound full of children and people who associate with him seem to go crazy, self destruct and/or try to kill him.

      Maybe he's innocent of the murder accusations. He's still more of a sociopathic clown than a hero.

    16. Re:Interesting by Again · · Score: 0

      Running from a murder charge from a South American country doesnt really deserve bold lettering. If the charges held any water at all they would be moving for extradition.

      Really?

    17. Re:Interesting by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I'd like to ask the first question to Peter Norton as well.

      I think he should sue Symantec for Defamation of Character.

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    18. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seems like he'd be fun to party with, though...

    19. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That was wholly uncalled for. Saying that someone is possibly POSSIBLY innocent is compared to the nut bar conspiracy theory or 9/11 is ridiculous. You just butt hurt someone called you out on something this morning? Pull up your big girl panties and stop being a baby.

    20. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      dafuq?

    21. Re:Interesting by Holi · · Score: 1

      His comments from that time don't really mesh well with this:
      "All this madness stopped in 1982 when my life disintegrated. I joined AA in 1982 and stopped drinking and drugging. If have not used any drugs, except for caffeine, nicotine and adrenaline, since. "

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    22. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a fucking child.

    23. Re:Interesting by GoRK · · Score: 2

      I'm curious why you like that interview so much; reading that is when I realized that that dude is nothing more than a talking head. Why do you think he needed the Internet to do commentary for Iron Chef America? IIRC he not only got a question about cooking with lava completely wrong, but he insulted the person asking as a way to avoid answering it. When Google failed him, he just bailed.

    24. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd ask Norton if that pink shirt was actually his.

    25. Re:Interesting by Krioni · · Score: 1

      Disappointing.... Guess I'll start getting my A/V from Peter Norton instead.

      Not Peter North, then?

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    26. Re:Interesting by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      Didn't mean to moderate

    27. Re:Interesting by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      At least while he was on bath salts he didn't go bat shit crazy like that nigger who overheated and thought he was a four legged predator and ate off most of a homeless guys face right down to bone and muscles.

      That dude only had cannabinoids in his system so he was just truly fucking nuts.

    28. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peter North? I hear his AV software is the best way to be sure you're absolutely covered with loads of protection.

    29. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in contrast to McAfee, Peter Norton is a complete dick.

    30. Re:Interesting by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      We will never know since he hampered a police investigation, now will we? And lets look at the facts, 1.- he was bragging about doing massive amounts of a drug that causes RAMPANT paranoia, fears of persecution, and has been known to cause black outs and violent bursts of rage, not unlike meth or PCP, this is NOT a nice drug friend, 2.- he had had repeated arguments with the neighbor which was frankly getting tired of his firing off guns and acting like a wildass, 3.- he had a large gun collection which we don't even know if the police were able to recover it, nor if any of it was missing, 4.-Less than a week after his last knock down drag out with his neighbor, which from what the cops said was VERY heated and with lots of threats, during a week where he was again BRAGGING about how much of a VERY dangerous and mind altering substance he was doing the neighbor ends up dead.

      Now if YOU were the cops, who would you want to talk to first, strangers and neighbors who had no history with the guy, or the one that had repeatedly threatened the dead man while bragging about how much dope he was taking? the sad part is this is a perfect example of how there is one set of laws for the rich, one set of laws for the poor, because even if the cops would have gotten to question him he would have gotten bail and if charges were filed a top notch lawyer, whereas a poor person would have spent a year in jail waiting for a trial and then if they were lucky got a public pretender that didn't just tell them to plead guilty, not to mention nobody would be cheering the poor guy for skipping the country, in fact many would be calling for the USA to hand him over.

      Either way making this douchebag's escape out as "wacky hi-jinks" is fucking WRONG, it is just as wrong as it would be to call the Ohio scumbags "mac daddies" for keeping 3 women chained in the basement. A man is dead, his family is mourning, and the #1 suspect is laughing his ass off and giving interviews like he never existed...that is FUCKED up, i don't care how you feel about the man personally.

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    31. Re:Interesting by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Racist much? why didn't you call them fucking peasants and a banana republic while you were at it? Funny how if the USA goes after somebody, like how Assange is locked up like an animal in that embassy well that is all hearts and flowers, but some cranked up junkie fucking 16 year olds skips out on a murder investigation in another country that is perfectly fine, those stupid fucking brownskins couldn't possibly do a fair investigation, fuck they probably couldn't even spell it, right?

      And folks wonder where the phrase "Ugly Americans" comes from.

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    32. Re:Interesting by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

      Thank you, and the racism here is fucking disgusting, does ANYBODY think if he was any color OTHER than White or even poor you'd see so many defending him?

      He was BRAGGING about doing shitloads of a drug that causes RAMPANT paranoia and has been named a mitigating factor in several violent crimes due to the sudden fears of persecution and violent thoughts it can cause, BRAGGING about his little compund and all the underage pussy he was banging, and the guy that ONLY he had a major problem with, who he had had a major altercation NOT THREE DAYS before the murder ends up with a bullet in the back of the head and guess who had BRAGGED about all the guns he had?

      Yet the arguments we are seeing here defending him basically boil down to "How dare those fucking brownskins think they can question or charge a rich white man,hell its South America so they MUST be fucking retarded and incompetent, so three cheers for whitey"...its fucking disgusting is what it is. A man is dead, he left a family mourning his loss, yet here so many rush to treat this junkie jailbait fucking scumbag as some sort of hero? BULLSHIT, the guy that saved those women in Ohio is a hero, this is just another scumbag that walked away from any possible investigation thanks to having plenty of money to throw around. To me this is nothing but a white OJ, another person trading money and minor celebrity to avoid the possibility of doing time. hell I have more respect for OJ, at least HE was there for a trial and was found not guilty, this bozo made sure there won't be any possibility of a trial.

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    33. Re:Interesting by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Exactly, the man is a sociopath and his own blogs show what he is saying here to be a fucking LIE. For anybody who believes this clown I'd suggest they look up what his blogs were in the weeks prior to the murder, he was bragging about how bath salts were giving him super hard ons that let him fuck the shit out of the little 16 year olds at his compound.

      I live in a town that was hard hit by bath salts and this ain't pot guys, this shit is paranoia and violence in a baggie, it has more in line with PCP and meth than it does with pot or acid. the fact that the guy was bragging about doing a drug known to cause paranoia and violent bursts of rage, bragging about how many guns he has, and the guy he had several months worth of arguments winds up dead, don't you think if that had happened in the USA he'd be up on charges?

      I don't know what is worse, the fact that so many here act like because it happened in south america it don't count because "herpa derp they have to be corrupt and incompetent, no way they can run an investigation or trial, stupid brownskins herps de derp" or the fact that so many have been modded insightful for saying it. Frankly I hope they just didn't think before modding up and were just going by the interview without looking into the background, I'd hate to think racism and classism is that strong here at Slashdot.

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    34. Re:Interesting by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      He's still more of a sociopathic clown than a hero.

      A perfect candidate for president... but somebody already beat him to the punch...

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    35. Re:Interesting by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Eh, big deal... Maybe he should run for political office. We've elected worse...

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    36. Re:Interesting by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      And folks wonder where the phrase "Ugly Americans" comes from.

      Something to do with hairy feet?

      Relax man, he isn't drugged up, obviously, and isn't his wife/girl about 20-something?

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    37. Re:Interesting by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      That is a really good synopsis. Why couldn't you have done that earlier?

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    38. Re:Interesting by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I would love to party with this guy, but I wouldn't leave my kids with him, and I would still be kind of paranoid at the party.

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    39. Re:Interesting by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I used to carry Peter Norton's books around with me when I was a kid. I'll never forget sitting in the cabin and working through my first lesson in assembler on an old XT. I used to try to call Peter's house in California to ask him questions. No lie.

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    40. Re:Interesting by Reformed+Lurker · · Score: 1

      ...or the second coming of Hunter S. Thompson...

    41. Re:Interesting by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      We are talking about a country where one of the politicians requested a ($30k - $2m) bribe from him shortly before the murder charge. This is out in the stories too...so it is up to you who you believe.

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    42. Re:Interesting by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Because I shouldn't fucking HAVE to, because this scumbag was headlines for something like 2 months? Nothing I am saying is "a revelation", the scumbag was blogging the whole fucking time and talking a mile a minute, bragging about the guns, the dope, the underage girls he was banging, this is NOT a nice person or even someone you'd ever want to meet, and they are making him out to be a hero for skipping out on a murder charge?

      And notice how i get modded down for the fact i pointed out that saying because the police aren't Americans they are looked at as incompetent, which just smacks of racism? again this whole thing is just ugly and fucked up and to me shows why Americans aren't really liked in most places, arrogant racist douchebaggery runs rampant.

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    43. Re:Interesting by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      The guy was bragging about banging 16 year olds at his compund, the SO/GF/fucktoy whatever was basically his bitch and wouldn't say boo no matter what he did, which again he bragged about, this guy is a fucking sociopath and they are making him out to be a hero? that is FUCKED up, no matter how you slice it, and it makes me feel a little dirty that my fellow Americans have sank so god damned low morally that a fucking scumbag like this CAN be seen as a hero. When I was growing up he would have been seen as what he is, a jailbait banging murder suspect.

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    44. Re:Interesting by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

      Thank you for showing that you are just a racist douchebag, I made sure to bookmark your post so that anytime anyone thinks you are anything else i can point out that you sir are nothing but a bigot.

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    45. Re:Interesting by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      No I speak the truth and you sir are a racist and now everyone can see it for themselves.

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    46. Re:Interesting by Iskender · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I fail 100% to see how that guy could be seen as more interesting than McAfee here.

      Maybe the GP is just a big fan and didn't realise the guy's Slashdot interview sucked.

    47. Re:Interesting by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 2

      Underage in which country? 16 isn't underage even in Australia. It is in the land of the psychopathic puritan though. I hear you cant bang until your 21 in some states. What a place.

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    48. Re:Interesting by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      I love it when you lose all self control and go full retard, you really show everyone that you are just the single biggest loser out there.

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    49. Re:Interesting by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I see you still havent taken your meds...

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    50. Re:Interesting by Again · · Score: 1

      I was pointing out that Belize is not a South American country.

    51. Re:Interesting by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Well it depends on what continent you feel Central America fits under. It could go either way, but generally I would agree with you as most maps round out that corner of SA and attach Central to NA.

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    52. Re:Interesting by Again · · Score: 1

      Well it depends on what continent you feel Central America fits under. It could go either way, but generally I would agree with you as most maps round out that corner of SA and attach Central to NA.

      What a dumb thing to say. Most maps? How about every map.

  2. Did he do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nobody asked if he killed the guy? Or did he just not answer that question?

    1. Re:Did he do it? by Arker · · Score: 2

      You are thinking of Hans Reiser?

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    2. Re:Did he do it? by kthreadd · · Score: 1

      If we assume that he did do that, then answering the question would be kind of stupid.

    3. Re:Did he do it? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      asked, but either not modded to +5, or the editurs were too wussy to submit it.

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    4. Re:Did he do it? by flimflammer · · Score: 2

      Why would they even bother asking? Honestly, if he has said no a billion times before now, what makes anyone think he would say yes for slashdot?

    5. Re:Did he do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only to further incriminate him if/when evidence surfaces.

  3. Awesome by schneidafunk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This reminds me of Hunter S. Thompson. One of my favorite interviews I've read on slashdot.

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    1. Re:Awesome by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good call. Both bat-shit-crazy; both messed up with drugs, guns, and women; and both fine storytellers.

    2. Re:Awesome by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Informative

      Maybe Hunter S. Thompson minus quality pharmaceuticals.

      It should really be read as clear and convincing evidence that 'bath salts' are bad for you.

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    3. Re: Awesome by Brummund · · Score: 2

      Yes, agree! This reminded me of reading Wired in the nineties, minus the fancy layout and length. Great read!

    4. Re:Awesome by Myopic · · Score: 2

      Agreed, great interview. The person who came to my mind was The Most Interesting Man In The World.

      John, please come to my house for dinner some time.

    5. Re:Awesome by ldierk · · Score: 1

      I cannot find that one. Can you provide a link?

  4. PROTIP by PPH · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For a disguise, use an old scratched up hardhat.

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    1. Re:PROTIP by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is actually accurate. If you want to gain access to a place you dont belong, dress like a utility worker, most security will not even look at you twice if you have a clipboard.

      When I used to do social engineering I gained access to many server rooms under the guise of a building maintenance guy looking for water leaks, they did not even question me taking photos.

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    2. Re:PROTIP by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      For a disguise, use an old scratched up hardhat.

      Nobody will question a person wearing a hard had and an orange vest.

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    3. Re:PROTIP by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      And remove the barcode

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    4. Re:PROTIP by PPH · · Score: 1

      You show up on a job site with a brand new hard hat and you'll have the crew laughing you right off the job site. You must either be the new apprentice who needs the initiation rites. Or you are an engineer from HQ who has never seen actual construction in real life.

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    5. Re:PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea is exactly NOT to go to a construction site, of all places, with that look!
      On a construction site, I guess the fatcat look makes more sense to be left alone. (?)
      Or just bring beer. Could as well come naked. Nobody would care. ;)

    6. Re:PROTIP by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I'm curious now, why is this the case?

      Do workers typically get stuff dropped on their head often enough to scratch up the hardhat such that veterans are easily distinguished from newbies by the amount of hardhat damage? Or do they use the hardhat as an adhoc tool for certain situations, resulting in hardhat scratches? Do veterans just slam the hardhat around on some concrete to make it look more worn down to blend in with the rest of the crew?

    7. Re:PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to gain access to a place you dont belong, dress like a utility worker, most security will not even look at you twice if you have a clipboard

      That is verbatim from "Burn Notice"

    8. Re:PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't work for Hitman.

    9. Re:PROTIP by zvar · · Score: 1

      Mostly it's the storage method at the end of the day.

      Toss it in the tool box/bag and let it roll around with all the tools bouncing off of it as you drive down the road.

    10. Re:PROTIP by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      this knwoledge pre-dates burn notice.

      Hell, I learned it quite well in my first job. I was doing after hours upgrades for a major department store. Since it affected the cash register network, one of the tasks was to get the address from every register before we start....so in a worst case the whole store could be set back up if need be (never happened).

      What I noticed, walk up to a cashier and tell them you need to do something with a register, they will balk and want to call a manager. Walk up to a cash register and start pressing buttons, and looking at your clip board, and they don't say anything.

      Walk though those back doors into the recieving area all nervous and looking around like you don't belong, and someone will come out of the woodwork to be up your ass in seconds. Push through the doors like you own the place and walk over to the nearest device with your clipboard.... and nobody has anything to say.

      I would say its about 60% looking the part, and 40% acting confidently like you belong there.

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    11. Re:PROTIP by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      And they stole it from hackers in the 80's. Glad to see TV shows are stealing material from us old Hackers/Phreaks.

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    12. Re:PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      As an engineer, I can tell you that a) construction workers don't go out of their way to insult the engineer... green or no, we can make their life difficult b) hard-hats get scratched a lot because your eyes don't move up the extra two inches to correspond to the hard-hat height... My eyes tell me that my head should be clear of that scaffold bar... and yet, the hard-hat still smacks into it... c) hard hats get scratched due to method of storage... if you drop your hat on the floor repeatedly when you use the john, eat lunch, etc. etc. it will inevitably get scuffed up. Combine all that with the dirt, concrete dust, and other shit flying around at a typical job site and you get a nice grimy, scuffed-up hard-hat in no time.

    13. Re:PROTIP by lgw · · Score: 2

      I read it in Steal This Book - and it was hardly a new idea in the 60s.

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    14. Re:PROTIP by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      One of my friends had a sprinkler installation business he ran when we were in college at the University of Florida. Parking on campus was a nightmare, so he'd just drive his work truck into the middle of the lawn at the student union, lean a rake up against the truck and walk to class. Never had a problem.

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    15. Re:PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do veterans just slam the hardhat around on some concrete to make it look more worn down to blend in with the rest of the crew?

      If I had to wear a hard-hat I'd throw it on the ground every week to make sure that it is, in fact, capable of withstanding trauma, and is not an obnoxiously colored derby.

    16. Re:PROTIP by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Similarly when in school, I would often park my beat-up old Honda right in the middle of campus in a construction zone. I never had a problem either (but I didn't do it often). It fit right in with the rest of the construction worker vehicles.

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    17. Re: PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh... for whatever it's worth I've had a different experience. Construction workers have tended to go out of their way to ignore comments by green engineers, usually by explaining that they've done the thing you're complaining about for the part 20 years, without any problems.

      Then you have to find a way to politely explain to them that they've been doing it wrong for 20 years, and the structures didn't collapse because they were lucky enough to never encounter the worst case wind conditions engineers design them to withstand because the area has encountered those conditions 25 years ago.

    18. Re:PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a T-Shirt that says "STAFF" on it. You'd likely be as surprised as I am at how much access and how little scrutiny it affords me.

    19. Re:PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're plastic. One just left banging around in the floorboard of a work truck for a week or two looks a lot different than one right out of the box.

    20. Re:PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious now, why is this the case?

      Do workers typically get stuff dropped on their head often enough to scratch up the hardhat such that veterans are easily distinguished from newbies by the amount of hardhat damage?

      Your hardhat lives in a locker with a bunch of other crap, when you go to work, you toss it in the back of a truck with a bunch of tools, while working you take it off and throw it down while you're arguing with some asshole, take it off and toss it wherever when you're sloping off for a smoke, etc.

    21. Re:PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps pair that new hardhat with a reasonably-expensive suit and tie? Everyone would just assume you're the "money" and try to look busy.

    22. Re: PROTIP by PPH · · Score: 1

      Green engineer -> shiny new hardhat.

      Even engineers who get out in the field once in a while have worn looking hardhats.

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    23. Re:PROTIP by Cmdr+TECO · · Score: 2

      The derby was designed as a hardhat.

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    24. Re:PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wore hard hats in factories and refineries for years as a young engineer. What I found is that they aren't for protection of your head from falling objects, they're to keep you from bumping your head as you crawl/walk in confined spaces.

    25. Re:PROTIP by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      If I had to use a hard hat and I couldn't get one used I would definitely slam it on concrete several hundred times the night before.

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    26. Re:PROTIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It (hopefully) gets beat up when it's not being worn by banging around the back of the car, and getting a few scuffs when you're not too careful about it laying on the ground, etc.

    27. Re:PROTIP by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Actually it has been well know tactic for centuries. It is in essence the Trojan Horse.

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  5. Oh my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This guy has led one fucked up life... it's a wonder he's still alive today.

    1. Re:Oh my by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 1

      Well he sure seem's to have a way with women trying to kill him that's for sure.

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    2. Re:Oh my by deadweight · · Score: 2

      Reminds me of a couple I knew that had a number of knife and bullet scars. After the first few, you have to be doing something wrong...........

    3. Re:Oh my by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I like how he talks about Samantha's attempts to stab and bludgeon him like it's no big deal O_O

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    4. Re:Oh my by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 1

      I like how he talks about Samantha's attempts to stab and bludgeon him like it's no big deal O_O

      Maybe viagra didn't work anymore to get it up and they had to resort to this to get the core rod up so to speak? *Shrug*

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      You must master your joystick like a fisherman masters bait! - Gimpy
    5. Re:Oh my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I like how he talks about Samantha's attempts to stab and bludgeon him like it's no big deal O_O

      He is 67, and a damned rational thinker. What 67 year old (even a rich one) can attract the attention of a woman 1/3 his age? One who constantly lives in danger (real or perceived) and is perfectly OK with batshit crazy women, that's who. Here's to you, John McAfee, giving every old fuck the hope that before he dies maybe there is a little adventure left.

    6. Re:Oh my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of a couple I knew that had a number of knife and bullet scars. After the first few, you have to be doing something wrong...........

      But doing it wrong feels oh so right!

    7. Re:Oh my by dcollins117 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What 67 year old (even a rich one) can attract the attention of a woman 1/3 his age?

      A rich one.

    8. Re:Oh my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sure seems more fun than writing stupid "omg what a weird man" posts on /. huh? Yeah beats the shit out of yours

    9. Re:Oh my by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Exactly. AFAIK a rich corpse would have a girfriend or two.

    10. Re:Oh my by rmstar · · Score: 1

      This guy has led one fucked up life... it's a wonder he's still alive today.

      That previous life also explains why he managed to keep calm. Compared to his experiences from the 70s that episode in belize was a walk in the park.

    11. Re:Oh my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how he talks about Samantha's attempts to stab and bludgeon him like it's no big deal O_O

      He is 67, and a damned rational thinker.

      The ability to think rationally some of the time does not preclude a tendency to take leave of one's faculties the rest of the time.

    12. Re:Oh my by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      You've never been in a relationship have you?

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    13. Re:Oh my by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Not a stabby-bludgeony one, is that what I'm doing wrong? I'll entertain slaps and even the odd punch from a woman, but I absolutely draw the line at weapons.

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    14. Re:Oh my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm gosgog:
      Got news for you Jack....I'm 80 & the Lady (drop dead gorgeous) I live with (going on 5 years now) is 40 years younger....me rich? Hell no, I'm living on my Social Security (overseas affordability, S.E. Asia....lovely women here, but be careful, hand on the wallet!). However, the light of my life... is Honest, better at bookkeeping than I and keeps the budget straight too....just never critice her kids or she goes ballistic! (the kids are o.k., no drugs etc.).

  6. Re:why he's a criminal.. by kthreadd · · Score: 1

    I think he was pretty clear about the fact that he's not involved with the antivirus business anymore, and that anything that has happened to it for the past 21 years is not something he's responsible for.

  7. i like the part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    where even he, founder of the company (although not affiliated with it for 2 decades), refers to mcafee antivirus as the 'worst software on the planet'

    hint to intel: if the guy whose name is on the box says your software sucks --- IT SUCKS.

    1. Re:i like the part by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 1

      I was suprised to read that he admitted to being a terrible programmer. Which made me think back to the early 90's when Mcaffee virus scanner for DOS was pretty much the top choice for scanning for viruses it just means it really wasn't him that made the software to begin with. Actually come to think of it F-PROT for DOS was good for years too for virus scanning.

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    2. Re:i like the part by yuhong · · Score: 1

      So I wonder what went wrong at McAfee afterwards.

    3. Re:i like the part by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 1

      So I wonder what went wrong at McAfee afterwards.

      Easy enough to answer I think. Once the source code for Mcafee and even Norton products got sold off they both became bloated pieces of crappy software that for some reason people still seems to think is actually good? Sure mcafee was a great DOS based virus scanner in the 90's and norton software was actually semi decent in the 80's and 90's until it got sold off.

      In a way you do have to wonder if Mcafee and Norton software rights and code were never sold off would they have been better and completly different products today?

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      You must master your joystick like a fisherman masters bait! - Gimpy
    4. Re:i like the part by yuhong · · Score: 1

      To make things worse, I remember Symantec improved it's resource consumption quite dramatically in the 2008 release, leaving McAfee in the dust.

    5. Re:i like the part by amicusNYCL · · Score: 3, Informative

      So I wonder what went wrong at McAfee afterwards.

      I would bet that someone with poor business sense and a high degree of greed got hold of a successful product with 87% market share, and started thinking about how they could make as much money as possible with it.

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      "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
    6. Re:i like the part by jeffmeden · · Score: 2

      So I wonder what went wrong at McAfee afterwards.

      He, against all odds, built a company of very good programmers who produced a very good product. When it comes to security, trust is everything, and the brand built a lot of trust out there. Some vultures came along, bought him out (that was what went wrong, if you had to pick a moment) and then started cashing in all the trust by turning McAfee antivirus into a money machine, not bothering with conventionally ethical business practices or even keeping decent coders around.

    7. Re:i like the part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Writing this from a corporate PC in Germany which runs McAffee virus scanner, I can testify it is only a pain for the five minutes of loging. According to the Windows Resource Monitor, it competes with the Windows Search Indexer process for disk drive activity. That indeed pissed me, because for five to ten minutes after login, my machine would be extremely slow. So I got rid of the Windows Search crap and now it is acceptable.
      It does not interfere with my MSVC compiler generating *.exe files, so overall it could be shittier than it currently is.

      The whole concept of "virus scanner" constantly eating system resources is of course braindead. But corporations love the MS crapola and don't force them to get substantially better. My employer definitely could, as they have about 100k Windows seats - if they threatened to defect to Ubuntu or Apple I am sure Mr Ballmer would go into panic mode and essentially do whatever they demanded. Not because these 100k seats make a monetary difference, but because it would set a precedent for other 100k-seat companies. Our CEO even got a personal visit of Mr Gates then.

      But alas, our bosses won't dare to threaten that cozy relationship. And overall, the crap works more or less. I have firefox, cygwin, perl, SVN, LaTeX on my machine and quite a few more though.

    8. Re:i like the part by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The new owners didn't value top quality engineers, and they combined Enterprise features with consumer features and upda selling you products all while trying to keep a line between consumer and enterprise. That along with wanting people to see the presence on the comuter.

      So bad management.

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    9. Re:i like the part by operagost · · Score: 1

      The best AV was Symantec Corporate Edition before they started stitching other companies' products (like boot encryption) to it. They'd bought Intel's LanDesk VP, fixed the bugs, and put it together with their superior virus signatures. It was rock solid and easy to manage.

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    10. Re:i like the part by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      So I wonder what went wrong at McAfee afterwards.

      He, against all odds, built a company of very good programmers who produced a very good product. When it comes to security, trust is everything, and the brand built a lot of trust out there. Some vultures came along, bought him out (that was what went wrong, if you had to pick a moment) and then started cashing in all the trust by turning McAfee antivirus into a money machine, not bothering with conventionally ethical business practices or even keeping decent coders around.

      Only, John himself has said he made up a bunch of stuff to get that market share. He is an admitted liar.

    11. Re:i like the part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McAfee was pretty low quality all along. The fact that it didn't suck was a testament to the simplicity of the task it was accomplishing. As the task got harder, the software got worse. The craptastic state that it's in now is merely a reflection of the complexity of the attackers.

      The funniest poor design decision I remember from McAfee...the auto-update feature involved pulling the new version from an FTP site. The auth credentials were the same in every copy and hard-coded. Even after the download URL made the rounds, they couldn't disable the login because it would break clients that hadn't updated. For two whole years, McAfee was a free download for anyone who knew how.

    12. Re:i like the part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mcaffee was sorta like WordPerfect, it never really survived the transition from DOS to Windows, but people kept using it anyway.

    13. Re:i like the part by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Three letters - MBA

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  8. nuts! by deadweight · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it just me or this guy totally batshit crazy? Among other things, how many times do you have to be assaulted before you get rid of your crazy girlfriend(s)?

    1. Re:nuts! by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is it just me or this guy totally batshit crazy? Among other things, how many times do you have to be assaulted before you get rid of your crazy girlfriend(s)?

      I have a secret to tell you. All girlfriends/wives are batshit crazy. It just takes varying degrees of pressure or stress or other factors to bring it out in them and when it does you better hope you survive or can escape!

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    2. Re:nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's "yells at you to put the toilet seat down" crazy, and there's "shoot at your head" crazy. One is not a danger to your life and limb.

    3. Re:nuts! by Yakasha · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's "yells at you to put the toilet seat down" crazy, and there's "shoot at your head" crazy. One is not a danger to your life and limb.

      The other is a god damned honey badger in bed.

      Lucky for me, my honey badger doesn't read /.

    4. Re:nuts! by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 1

      There's "yells at you to put the toilet seat down" crazy, and there's "shoot at your head" crazy. One is not a danger to your life and limb.

      Technically the first one could be dangerous to your life if she puts your head in the toilet bowl with the lid up, then slams the lid on your head and yells at you to "PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!".

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    5. Re:nuts! by cifey · · Score: 1

      frisbee nut? Sane girls probably wouldn't stick around long. Anyway nothing says true love like getting smacked by an ashtray. Separately, smuggling narcotics for 10 yrs, not really defensible.

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    6. Re:nuts! by ADRA · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, its the abuse that makes life worth living!

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    7. Re:nuts! by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, its the abuse that makes life worth living!

      Until it becomes the kind of abuse where she takes a very sharp knife and cuts off your penis and shoves it down a garburator in the sink or tries to flush it down the toilet while you are on the floor or bed bleeding out to death between your legs.

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    8. Re:nuts! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      Yep, it's all about the crazy pussy, few men can resist after the first hit.

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    9. Re:nuts! by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 1

      Yep, it's all about the crazy pussy, few men can resist after the first hit.

      Sometimes even the most tasty and tightest pussy is not worth it if she tries to kill you no matter what!

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      You must master your joystick like a fisherman masters bait! - Gimpy
    10. Re:nuts! by poetmatt · · Score: 2

      there's a ton of misogyny in that statement but the long/short of any relationship is that if there is extreme pressure/stress there will be extreme responses to that pressure/stress, which usually involve inducing more pressure/stress.

      probably helps that if you decide you don't want that stress, you decide not to have a relationship as opposed to hating on that decision after it has been made, unless it's simply a bad relationship .

    11. Re:nuts! by Princeofcups · · Score: 2

      Is it just me or this guy totally batshit crazy? Among other things, how many times do you have to be assaulted before you get rid of your crazy girlfriend(s)?

      And if he is batshit crazy, how much of what he said is true, and how much is PR to keep him out of jail and to sell (sensationalize) his new book? I'd trust his responses rat spitting distances.

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    12. Re:nuts! by Yakasha · · Score: 2

      Yep, it's all about the crazy pussy, few men can resist after the first hit.

      Sometimes even the most tasty and tightest pussy is not worth it if she tries to kill you no matter what!

      Says Richard Branson, CEO of Virgin.

    13. Re:nuts! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      If all you girlfriends and wives go crazy, the common denominator is you.

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    14. Re:nuts! by deadweight · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I assume none of it is true unless proven otherwise - YMMV.

    15. Re:nuts! by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Yea, but the normal ones are not usually down for polyamory.

    16. Re:nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey kid, while you're at it, go tell your mom I make the ladies crazy, k thanks.

    17. Re:nuts! by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Yes but everyone is abnormal in some way, or at least everyone the least bit interesting. In the end its just like any other central lifestyle choice, most people who make it will not be compatible with you, so you just sort through them until you find one who is.

      I was recently talking to a friend coming off a medium term relationship where they lived together, said how she constantly complained about him not making the bed.... didn't seem to get that this is a fundamental....if your habbits and hers don't mesh, you can't live together and it doesn't matter how strong you think your "feelings" are (feelings change, I am convinced a person could convince themself that nearly anyone is perfect for them for a good six months to a couple of years until the infatuation dies down).

      Poly is another one of those basic ones. My wife and I are poly, have been open since day one. Its not an issue for us, we don't really fight, in fact, our relationship is one of the lower drama ones that I have seen, Poly or otherwise.

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    18. Re:nuts! by operagost · · Score: 1

      Make sure you check the Stinson Hot/Crazy Ratio before you go in.

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    19. Re:nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you know how it goes. You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives, shit happens.

      He who amongst us never had his dick cut off and thrown into the garbage disposal at the height of passion by a crazy psycophatic crackhead bitch, cast the first stone.

    20. Re:nuts! by bobbozzo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hot / Smart / Sane -- Choose TWO

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    21. Re:nuts! by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I'm a really cool in fucked up situations for some reason (I was born that way) and it has saved my ass several times. If you panic when a bitch is coming at you with a knife you're toast. Sometimes you do just get tired of defending yourself and you let the bat-shit-crazy wench pop you one. Maybe that is a sign of something?

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    22. Re:nuts! by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      DAMNIT!

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  9. Just cut'n'pasted, or did this get read first by tekrat · · Score: 0

    There's quite a few typos in this interview. Did the editors READ it, or did they just cut-n-paste into the "post" form? Can anyone advise what differentiates Slashdot from an amateur's blog?

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    1. Re:Just cut'n'pasted, or did this get read first by deadweight · · Score: 1, Funny

      What makes you thing anything is different in the first place?

    2. Re:Just cut'n'pasted, or did this get read first by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's quite a few typos in this interview. Did the editors READ it, or did they just cut-n-paste into the "post" form? Can anyone advise what differentiates Slashdot from an amateur's blog?

      Most blogs can handle unicode. Slashdot can't.

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    3. Re:Just cut'n'pasted, or did this get read first by CaptainLard · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      It's barely a blip in the ocean of associations - madman, paranoid, child molester, murderer, drug addict, unstable, liar, to name but a few

      Wow, whoda thought poor spelling would move to the top of that list?

    4. Re:Just cut'n'pasted, or did this get read first by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 0

      Slashdot can: in the range [32, 127] ...

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    5. Re:Just cut'n'pasted, or did this get read first by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Progress! We're back in the 1990's.

      Cool beans.

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  10. Probably not a coincidence by krammit · · Score: 2

    My brain read some of those answers in Hunter S. Thompson's voice.

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    1. Re:Probably not a coincidence by geekoid · · Score: 0

      So it sounded like a muffled voice coming from the ground??

      what, too soon?

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    2. Re:Probably not a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, his charred remains were shot out of a cannon. The hell kind of grave is he going to speak from?

  11. Molesting underage girls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wait what...?

  12. Familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or does McAfee have a very similar writing style and voice to Robert Heinlein? I swear his answers to the Belize questions sounded exactly like Lazarus Long.

    1. Re:Familiar by show+me+altoids · · Score: 1

      I would not doubt for a second that Heinlein, as well as Thompson, were big influences of his.

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  13. Samantha sounds like a real winner by Pope · · Score: 1

    I went back to Samantha's and my room for a few minutes to search Sam's luggage for weapons. There were too many good looking women at the hotel for my comfort. Samantha is extremely jealous and twice tried to stab me when she thought I was looking at another woman...

    Chills ran up my spine as I imagined Samantha sweet talking the hotel security guard into lending her his gun after seeing me glance at the undulating derrière of a striking Peruvian woman an hour or so earlier.

    Yeah, that's someone you want to have around on the regular.

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    1. Re:Samantha sounds like a real winner by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually they do have a value. I dated a very young (I was 39 she was 20) latino woman that was over the top nuts, scared for my life nuts. But in the sack..... Porn stars are no talent amateurs compared to a completely batshit crazy woman.

      That reminds me, It's probably time I need to move again so she doesnt find me.

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    2. Re:Samantha sounds like a real winner by stymy · · Score: 1

      Considering he was living with 6 other young women, maybe it was tongue in cheek?

    3. Re:Samantha sounds like a real winner by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's someone you want to have around on the regular.

      Tongue, meet cheek.

  14. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does he know any women who are not trying to kill him?

    1. Re:WTF? by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      Does he know any women who are not trying to kill him?

      Know? Or ... know?

    2. Re:WTF? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      No.

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    3. Re:WTF? by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      Dr.?

    4. Re:WTF? by theskipper · · Score: 1

      Me?

    5. Re:WTF? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Couldn't be!

    6. Re:WTF? by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      Question Answered.

  15. Bugging the belize government? by mveloso · · Score: 1

    I missed the question thread, but:

    How much time did it take to go through the laptop intercepts every day?
    Is your house in Belize for sale?
    Have you tried the Fish & Chips at the Frying Scotsman?

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  17. The girlfriend in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/threatlevel/2012/12/ff_mcafee3_large.jpg

    I hope this helps to answer your question

    1. Re:The girlfriend in question by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 2

      http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/threatlevel/2012/12/ff_mcafee3_large.jpg

      I hope this helps to answer your question

      My first thoughts seeing this picture were...

      1) Ok she has large boobs... definetly a plus but then are they fake?

      2) At least she isn't an anorexic woman weighing 80 pounds that would snap in half if you banged her in bed. Gotta have some meat on a woman to look healthy

      3) Oh god help me.. she looks like a crazy batshit woman already when you look up at the face. The kind that is very jealous and over-protective of "her man" and would not think twice of beating the living shit out of him for not paying 100% attention to her.

      So yeah I'd say any man would be smart and avoid this one.

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    2. Re:The girlfriend in question by deadweight · · Score: 0

      Hit it once and leave a fake name maybe...........

    3. Re:The girlfriend in question by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Beauty... beholder... she definitely doesn't get my dick hard but she probably would if I were 67 and still wanted to have crazy sex.

    4. Re:The girlfriend in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She has fucking man-hands and an ugly face. Yuck.

    5. Re:The girlfriend in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm, am I the only one noticing the needle mark on her right foot? I've erm, been associated with people who use needles for various things and the foot is a pretty popular place to shoot up because the marks are easy to hide. (I don't assume drugs are immediately horrible and bad for people and make them crazy, but if a person is insane in the first place they... Tend to enhance it).

    6. Re:The girlfriend in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Looks like a cheap prostitute, really. Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. There's like 10 girls in my building alone that look better than that, plus I'm pretty sure none of them are psycho.

      Big boobs != hot. Doubleplusthumbsdown.

    7. Re:The girlfriend in question by nikster · · Score: 1

      Well - she looks absolutely perfect for Mr. McAfee. Hot, but also crazy and tougher than nails. As you'd have to be to be with the guy. The picture alone tells a great story IMO.

      I am sure he could have all the model-looking gfs he wants but a normal woman wouldn't last a week with crazy man.

    8. Re:The girlfriend in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May be as bloated as McAfee AntiVirus?

    9. Re:The girlfriend in question by stuffeh · · Score: 1

      Or it could be a prick from the local fauna, she IS barefoot in a tropical climate after all.

  18. crazy chicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess you never had sex with a crazy girl or you'd know...

    1. Re:crazy chicks by deadweight · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hang around long enough with them and YOU end up just as nuts - if not moreso - trying to model their insane thought process to anticipate the next chain saw attack.

  19. I have a new life goal by Minter92 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's to become a crazy old man and John McAfee is my template.

    1. Re:I have a new life goal by hosecoat · · Score: 1

      It's to become a crazy old man and John McAfee is my template.

      i second that

  20. This guy is such a fucking loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is incredibly pathetic that people fawn over him.

    1. Re:This guy is such a fucking loser by 3dr · · Score: 2

      I remain unimpressed by the whole load of bullshit.

  21. Just "Wow"... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    No regrets, yet I wouldn't want to be him. Still, he's got balls of steel, I'll give him that. But, no. I'll do without the drug dealing, the murder, the running, the acting like a lunitic, even if it is a fascinating life. He kind of makes it sound like he happened into the AV business. Right place, right time, no business plan? It happens. *mind blown*

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    1. Re:Just "Wow"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still, he's got balls of steel

      A ball of steel, just one.

    2. Re:Just "Wow"... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Well, by his own admission, they aren't made of steel; or are a very soft and hollow steel. One was crushed with a hammer in 1974 by mexican drug lords...

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    3. Re:Just "Wow"... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Regardless, balls of steel.

      --
      Python: 'And then suddenly you have a language which says "we're all stuck with whatever the whiniest coder wants".'
    4. Re:Just "Wow"... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      When you make a ton of money smuggling drugs you can do things like "happen into the AV business."

    5. Re:Just "Wow"... by Aryeh+Goretsky · · Score: 1

      Hello,

      Yes, that's pretty much exactly what happened. John had a few other businesses he was trying at the time. This one worked out.

      Regards,

      Aryeh Goretsky

      --
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  22. his replies left this on my mind by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Reading his replies left this going through my head: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh7l8dx-h8M

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  23. Re:Paedophile, not a hero by kthreadd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If she's 18 in 2012 then 16 in 2010 sounds reasonable. No problem there.

  24. Re:Paedophile, not a hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pedophile scare is really getting out of hand if buying companies from underaged people is considered wrong.

  25. stranger in a strange land by uepuejq · · Score: 1

    is john mcafee a living jubal harshaw? this was fun to read.

  26. Re:Paedophile, not a hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no, what a monster! Having sex with a 14-15 year old is truly the mark of the condemned! Kinda funny how many countries not considered part of the third world put 14 as the age of consent. Even many states in the US are set at 16. We don't even know her age at the time of incident, just that it was between 14 or 15.

    The dude's rationale in that exhaustive rant is even more funny. What would they even talk about with such an age gap?! It's a big turnoff having a big age difference for him, so naturally it's gross for anyone to be in such a position with someone much younger than them.

  27. Kinda sad by deuterium · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems as though, since no one asked the question "how crazy are you?", he's simply steered all of his responses into answering it anyway. It also seems like half of what he does is only valuable to him if he can tell other people about it. Why does he care? It reminds me of a 12 year old bragging about the time he stole a car or slept with a teacher. They probably didn't happen, and even if they did, it's childish to broadcast it. And this guy's 67? Agh.

  28. Entertaining by QuietLagoon · · Score: 0

    ...Mr. McAfee provided some extraordinarily entertaining and frank answers...

    Entertaining? Yes, in a watching a train wreck type of manner.

    .
    Frank? Unknown. It is difficult to ascertain the truthiness of his answers.

    But my original question still stands, why is everyone wasting so much time on this person?

    1. Re:Entertaining by i · · Score: 0

      He answered in an intelligent and humorous way that, not surprisingly, was not understood by you.

      Evidently, you are a konformist and he is a non-konformist. You are probably happy to know that you belongs to an overwhelming majority. The minority is equally, if not more, happy to not belong to it.

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    2. Re:Entertaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clicked on the link for John McAfee interview answers. You read through the comments. You posted a reply to a comment. Why did you do this? There, you've just answered your own question.

    3. Re:Entertaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know you, but the simple fact that you used the letter 'k' while spelling conformist and non-conformist make me want to punch you into paralysis.

  29. John does it again. Bravo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a big fan of smooth talking chutzpah. The man is my idol, I love his spoken style... someone said Hunter S. Thompson.
    McAfee seems to have lived out Thompson's fictional works by comparison. I hope to shake his hand one day.

  30. Re:Paedophile, not a hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    uuhhh...what? in 2010 she was 16, and in 2012 she was 18?
    I may be crazy but that sounds perfectly in line with how we measure progression of time...

  31. Dear Mr. Mcafee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your antivirus software sucks. Sadly my company uses it now but will soon be switching to Sophos (Hurray!). Its not just your software that sucks. Your corporate support sucks too. I'm a software developer and I can barely do anything on my laptop, thanks to McAfee On-Access virus scanning and shield, which hogs 99% of my CPU whenever I attempt file transfers or use anything Java related (Eclipse, Tomcat, SoapUI, etc)

    1. Re:Dear Mr. Mcafee by kthreadd · · Score: 1

      Ehm, did you actually read the interview? It's not his antivirus, 21 years ago he sold that business off.

  32. You couldn't make it up .. by dgharmon · · Score: 1

    The only questions are, was McAfee involved in the murder of Gregory Faull and why are you giving space on slashdot to this nutjob?

    an-MDPV-Question

    Stuffmonger Postings
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    1. Re:You couldn't make it up .. by stymy · · Score: 1

      That bath salts stuff seems like a hilarious practical joke. He's gotta do something with his time, and I'm guessing at 67 he can't just shag his harem 24/7.

  33. The Most Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reads like an ad from Dos Equis.

    Love him or hate him, this is a guy who has truly lived. Not many people can make the claim, not even your run of the mill billionaire playboys.

    P.S. Posting AC because I have modded.

    1. Re:The Most Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except his neighbor and other people DID die. So either way it seems more real than you'd make it.

  34. He Should Get Quentin Tarantino for Director by babywhiz · · Score: 1

    for his movie. How cool would THAT be?

  35. Too much Bath Salts ... by dgharmon · · Score: 1

    "So I wonder what went wrong at McAfee afterwards."

    reference

    "McAfee is the worst kind of scumbag -- arrogant, self-important and someone who believes his above-average IQ will allow him to dupe the masses for a lifetime. I've met people like him countless times, and their biggest mistake is they take for granted the idea that no one is smart enough to compete in their psychological chess game."

    "For the most part, con men like him are proven right, as they tend to have a gut-wrenching success rate, even though anyone with a half a brain can tell his shtick is as transparent as Scotch tape."

    "As if his doucheified approach to life weren't enough, he's also a murderer. But of course, how does this turn out for our villain? Most likely, with him washing the blood off his hands and cashing in by selling his fairytale to Hollywood."

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  36. Portland Posers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They copied their slogan from Austin Texas.

  37. lier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " I joined AA in 1982 and stopped drinking and drugging. If have not used any drugs, except for caffeine, nicotine and adrenaline, since. "

    Wow... so MDPV is not a "drug"?

  38. Not involved with antivirus. by Dareth · · Score: 1

    "Didn't actually know that he's not involved with the antivirus vusiness anymore."

    But still not sure if we have less reasons to dislike the guy now or not.

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    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  39. don't you just hate obxkcd posts?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  40. There are OTHER common denominators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) They were all female.
    2) Their relationship to you was always romantic.

    Some, slightly less adventurous, people might also have this in common with their crazy significant others:

    3) They were all from the same social class.
    4) They all spoke the same language.
    5) They were all from the same country (or possibly even smaller region).
    6) They were all of the same religion.

    So, let's dispense with this "the common denominator is you" nonsense.
     

  41. Allison Adonicio simply crazy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know much about him, but his comments on the this scientist Allison Adonicio made me suspicious. So she was just a completely insanely crazy girl? It sounds too close to a classic argument of a macho. So I found here [http://gizmodo.com/5958877/secrets-schemes-and-lots-of-guns-inside-john-mcafees-heart-of-darkness] a plausible different version. I have no really a well informed point of view, but my gut feeling on this man is that he's probably as inteligent and funny as cinical and dangerous.

  42. hooray for chickenshit journalism by decora · · Score: 1

    slashdot proves once again - softball horse shit gets views.

  43. The other side of the history... by v1rtus · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't know who is behind this website but it has some good histories about Mr. McAfee. Matter of fact is, While in Belize McAfee began producing MDVP, a psychoactive stimulant that is indeed found in bath salts and it has the effect similar to amphetamines and cocaine. He started as an amateur, cooking in a rented basement and attracted Dr. Adonizio (he mispelled her name) with the promise of fair gainings on a low profile drug production. But soon he was attracting too much attention of local drug lords, and already having a record of being paranoid, McAfee decided that he would become a drug lord himself, hiring the most dreaded thugs he could find around. As the months went by, McAfee became more violent and unpredictable, so Dr. Adonizio became increasingly afraid of ending up being killed or having to serve some time in jail. The last straw was when she broke up with her boyfriend and McAfee implied that he could take care of him for her. According to a interview she gave to the journalist Jeff Wise: “As soon as I started questioning his motives, he turned on me and became a horrible, horrible person, controlling, manipulative and dangerous. I’m thankful that I got out with my life”.

  44. I got this guy pegged. by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 1

    I got this guy pegged. Bear with me, because this is a long winded post, but I think you'll find it interesting. I'm sure some of you have also known people of his personality type, and for those who haven't, let me explain it. It may help you to understand this type and hopefully steer well clear of them. Because while they can be funny, extremely entertaining, and can often accomplish seemingly unbelievable things, it is always at the expense of others. Be it financial, emotional, reputational or otherwise.

    First off, let me begin by saying I have nothing against this McAfee character (and he *is* quite a character it seems). Not knowing a thing about him other than his connection to the AV company, I read his response with great delight and enjoyment, like a lot of you. Being the entertaining fellow that he is, I started to read some stories written about him on the web and one at boing-boing, which led me to an interesting piece at FastCompany. After reading that story and all the contradictions between what John described to the writer, and the follow up the writer did with other people who were involved with John in one way or another, the stories didn't match up. They were similar, but John's descriptions were always way more grandiose or downright misleading. But always with a kernel of truth. Remember that piece, because it's an important part of the game. Or hey, perhaps he was telling the truth and the others were misleading. I'll let you decide.

    After reading up a bit, it dawned on me that I knew a guy almost exactly like John. I'll call him Tim (not his real name). I met Tim through his younger brother, Mike (not his real name either) in high school in the mid-eighties and we became friends immediately: we liked the same music, we both played guitar, we were both partiers, and we were also somewhat social misfits. Fast forward through the years. Tim was always doing different things for a living, dealing illicit substances of one kind or another which in hindsight probably funded his several companies he had over the years. Mike hated his brother Tim, because Tim was always the focal point wherever he went. He told great stories, and everything was always a larger than life adventure. Not knowing at the time that Tim was a compulsive liar and a manipulator of people, I couldn't understand Mike's attitude towards his seemingly successful and charismatic brother. I never spent enough time around Tim to figure it out right away.

    I figured it out first hand for myself when I moved halfway across the country to work at Tim's business, a small ISP. He offered me a 20% stake in the company, and I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Mike warned me not to, but I wrote it off as sibling rivalry and jealousy. You see, I did my research before I moved (not well enough as it turned out) and was amazed at the connections Tim had. One thing worried me though: he was not too bright. Tim wasn't an idiot by any stretch, but it was obvious to me that he could talk the talk, but not walk the walk. What the hell, I told myself. He may not have the technical chops, but he has connections, a growing business, and could strike up a conversation with anyone: the perfect salesman! I'll take care of the tech, he can sell in our untapped market, and we'll make a mint! I'm not ashamed to admit that I let myself be manipulated by my greed, because I learned an important lesson, and hopefully can educate others as well.

    I left my job of some 15 years and moved far away from home, friends and family. After about a year, it became obvious to me that it was a sham; Tim really didn't want to work or sell, he just wanted to talk, bullshit, and make others believe he was some genius, all the while manipulating suckers (me being one of them) into doing the actual work. He was really slimy, manipulative, and had no interest in technology at all I discovered. Tim was a paranoid, compulsive liar and I'm guessing had been one for most or all of his life. And not only did most people believe his lies, he did, t

  45. Re:Paedophile, not a hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep your conservative views to yourself. If theres grass on the muff, she's old enough. Simple biology.

  46. Pro-er tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pro tip: when everyone around you is nuts or batshit or whatever, its not them, its you.

    Or you are just REALLY into truly wild sex.

  47. The mobile UI is absolutely terrible.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Colorful read, but... damn it Slashdot... Whoever designed the mobile/iPad version of this site ought to get shot. Lack of contrast makes things hard to read, and -- FFS! -- don't reduce my screen real estate even further!

  48. The precedent for $2 million... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regarding the official asking him for $2 million, that didn't exactly come out of the blue as ridiculously as John implies.

    Apparently, he had previously given $1 million to help protect his local ferry boat business. ( http://www.fastcompany.com/1615167/plagued-lawsuits-mcafee-founder-hunts-cures-belize ) I guess word got around, eh?

  49. Some spin from John to keep in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allison Adonicio wrote the definitive paper / thesis on quorum sensing?
    Some journalists a bunch of years ago (post-Belize, pre-murder-case) said they interviewed quorum sensing experts who didn't even know who she was: http://www.fastcompany.com/1615167/plagued-lawsuits-mcafee-founder-hunts-cures-belize
    According to that article, he really just ran into a bio researcher (Allison) waitressing and playing music at some resort in Belize and hired her.

    Before I read that, I thought "oh, John is really interested in science topics, just like us nerds on Slashdot, keeping abreast of a hot topic and spotting talent". After reading that, I suspect he's playing us, or just acting self-important. No crime there, but something to keep in mind...

  50. the classic term wouldd be by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    are you fucking with me, i dont like it when guys try to fuck with me? well, are you ?
    excluding the additional html tags, jonny boy , dafuq you playing at, all i did was sit in a car and they chased me and put me away you got something i need or you need some attention ?

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