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Length of Applause Not Tied To Quality of Presentation

sciencehabit writes "The next time you hear extended applause for a performance you didn't think was that great, don't feel like a snob. A new study reveals that audience response has more to do with the people in the seats than those up on stage. Applause, it turns out, is a bit like peer pressure. In a study of college students, individuals were more likely to start clapping if a larger percentage of the audience had already started. If 50% of the audience was clapping, for example, individuals were 10 times more likely to start clapping than if 5% of the audience was clapping. People stop clapping for the same reason. Even more surprising, the applause for a bad presentation could be just as long as applause for a good one. Random interactions in the audience can result in very different lengths of applause regardless of the quality of the talk."

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  1. This just in! by Narcocide · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Popularity of performers also not directly proportional to talent.

    1. Re:This just in! by Svippy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Like the story about the applause no one dared to finish, after Stalin had spoken. First one to stop clapping was sent to Siberia. Good times.

      Note: There is a good chance this story is entirely false, but since Snopes won't cover it, I'll go with 'it probably happened'.

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    2. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *starts to cheer and clap*

    3. Re:This just in! by auric_dude · · Score: 1

      And what about the sound of one hand clapping?

    4. Re:This just in! by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      It only makes a sound if it is in a forest with no one around

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    5. Re:This just in! by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Amen to that! A Rhesus Monkey with a ventriloquist could've replaced Michael Jackson.
      But, as far as this silly study goes, if 50% start clapping immediately, it IS a sign of enthusiastic enjoyment, therefore the other half are peered into it, but,the fact that an immediate response was elicited from a near majority is, in fact, a sign of quality of performance. This reeks of the bias of wannabes fulfilling an assignment for a grade, with the delusion that they could "find" some "revealing" characteristic in social science.

                Another professor assigns another bomb to muddy the field of science.....Tenure my ass, fire the prick and let's get a scientist teaching science.

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    6. Re: This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jealous much?

    7. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The version of this story I saw was that the clapping went on for an interminable time because nobody wanted to be seen as the first to stop. To avoid this situation on subsequent occasions, it was arranged that the NKVD would give a signal for applause to stop.

    8. Re:This just in! by Trepidity · · Score: 0

      Are you trying to argue that market forces don't produce a meritocracy, commie?!

      Perhaps that can be a litmus test: only people who agree Michael Jackson is the best musician in history are true capitalist believers.

    9. Re:This just in! by Vozmozno · · Score: 1

      This is also painfully obvious whenever the president gives his state of the union speech...

      The camera pans the crowd and you can clearly point out the people who are just going with it, thinking "Let's just sit down already", but everybody keeps clapping at the tiniest thing for the first 10 minutes or so...

      (always seemed like worship to me... even Obama's expression went "...lemme talk now..." a couple of times)

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    10. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael Jackson is not the best musician in history, Prince is! Even MJ acknowledged this when he called his son "Prince".

      Q.E.D.

    11. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      From http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-548542.html

      Here is the quote from Solzhenitsyn: A district Party conference was under way in Moscow Province. It was presided over by a new secretary of the District Party Committee, replacing one recently arrested. At the conclusion of the conference, a tribute to Comrade Stalin was called for. Of course, everyone stood up (just as everyone had leaped to his feet during the conference at every mention of his name). The small hall echoed with “stormy applause, rising to an ovation.” For three minutes, four minutes, five minutes, the “stormy applause, rising to an ovation” continued. But palms were getting sore and raised arms were already aching. And the older people were panting from exhaustion. It was becoming insufferably silly even to those who really adored Stalin. However, who would dare be the first to stop? The secretary of the District Party Committee could have done it. He was standing on the platform, and it was he who had just called for the ovation. But he was a newcomer. He had taken the place of a man who’d been arrested. He was afraid! After all, NKVD men were standing in the hall applauding and watching to see who quit first! And in that obscure, small hall, unknown to the Leader, the applause went on—six, seven, eight minutes! They were done for! Their goose was cooked! They couldn’t stop now till they collapsed with heart attacks! At the rear of the hall, which was crowded, they could of course cheat a bit, clap less frequently, less vigorously, not so eagerly—but up there with the presidium where everyone could see them? The director of the local paper factory, an independent and strong-minded man, stood with the presidium. Aware of all the falsity and all the impossibility of the situation, he still kept on applauding! Nine minutes! Ten! In anguish he watched the secretary of the District Party Committee, but the latter dared not stop. Insanity! To the last man! With make-believe enthusiasm on their faces, looking at each other with faint hope, the district leaders were just going to go on and on applauding till they fell where they stood, till they were carried out of the hall on stretchers! And even then those who were left would not falter. . . . Then after eleven minutes, the director of the paper factory assumed a businesslike expression and sat down in his seat. And, oh, a miracle took place! Where had the universal, uninhibited, indescribable enthusiasm gone? To a man, everyone else stopped dead and sat down. They had been saved! The squirrel had been smart enough to jump off his revolving wheel.

    12. Re:This just in! by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      I believe Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn wrote a narrative about that.

    13. Re:This just in! by fredrated · · Score: 1

      "Error, missing parameter; clapping not defined for one hand."

    14. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that! A Rhesus Monkey with a ventriloquist could've replaced Michael Jackson.

      I never did like Michael Jackson't music, any of it, but he was a talented singer. There are a lot of way better examples, singers who couldn't hold a tune if you gave them a bucket or just annoying nasily voices like Bob Dylan, who is a great songwriter but the man is a terrible singer.

    15. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fapping?

    16. Re:This just in! by istartedi · · Score: 1

      And what about the sound of one hand clapping?

      I can do this by bending my wrist up at an angle, holding my arm vertically, and waving vigorously. The fingers slap down on the palm and it's one hand clapping. Of course it's not Zen at all; but it's a way of crushing Zen with practicality and approximation... which might be Zen after all. Who knows? I can only do it with my right hand though.

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    17. Re:This just in! by nyctopterus · · Score: 1

      So Stalin just sat there and let this go on? I mean, apart from the fact that it was stupid, cruel and absurd, it also must have been pretty boring. The more you read about him, however, the more you realise he enjoyed the absurdity of the whole thing. He really was quite terrifying.

    18. Re:This just in! by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

      Stalin wasn't at the district conference. Note the line: "And in that obscure, small hall, unknown to the Leader, the applause went on—six, seven, eight minutes!"

    19. Re:This just in! by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      I actually expected to see a slightly different conclusion based on the headline -- I figured it would be that the length of the applause is related not to the presentation but to who is presenting it. If I presented at a Linux conference for example, no matter how good my presentation was, I bet Torvalds would get a longer applause simply because nobody knows who the hell I am. Certainly seems that way from the conferences I've attended...

    20. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NBC's the Voice just finalized. Interestingly in my observation (IMO) the second runner up actually received more applause and cheering than did the actual winner. What this tells me the unseen audience (TV viewers) were not heard thus threw off the expected results. We should have seen all the hints in the Finale with all the hoopla over Blake Shelton. (Please don't flame the man, he did his homework). As with any broadcast there are more forces behind the scenes and thus these applaud studies get distorted.

    21. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just slap myself in the forehead.

    22. Re: This just in! by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Not at all, I still have a couple Rhesus monkeys left over from testing.
      I usually get pretty good mileage from throwing some toys in their cages and turning up a sitcom for voice overs.
      I suppose if "Billie Jean" comes on the radio, I'll probably scope the cage for amusement now.
      On the plus side of my summation, Jacko didn't have hemorrhoids that whipped around like dreadlocks , when he shook his ass.
       

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    23. Re:This just in! by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Yeah, popularity is a big factor. But we can't discount the performance, or content in Torvalds case. Don't feel bad, between you and Jagger, the same thing would've occurred.
      But this study is narfed. They don't account for audience self absorption in the late clappers. They don't account for a 1 - 10 scale on the length of applause.
      They don't account for " polite applause" for entertainment neutral presentations. Frankly, the criteria really sounds like a half drunken attempt to busy a group of people, til the vitamin B and aspirin kick in.

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  2. AND THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOUR SA HATES YOU !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somehow !! It does !!

    Pez anyone ??

    1. Re:AND THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOUR SA HATES YOU !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're commenting on the wrong story, dude.

      Next door down.

  3. Basic social instinct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    After all these years of evolution, we are still just ants responding to pheromones or cows prone to rampages.

    1. Re:Basic social instinct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Personally, I never clap even if everyone else is doing it. Take that, peer pressure!

    2. Re:Basic social instinct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I go one step further, I _only_ clap when no one is doing it.

    3. Re:Basic social instinct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it's awkward at funerals.

    4. Re:Basic social instinct? by keytoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Personally, I never clap even if everyone else is doing it. Take that, peer pressure!

      I had a friend in high school who had a very similar response to The Herd. He would always do the opposite, claiming non conformity.

      He asked me once why I had similar non conformist viewpoints, but didn't engage in the same sort of 'opposite' behavior he did. I answered that anti-conformity is simply a different form of conformity and that he wasn't being truly independent at all.

      If your behavior is a reaction to someone else's behavior, you're not thinking for yourself. If you come to some conclusion on your own that happens to be similar to the herd mentality, it doesn't diminish your personal opinion. To think so is self limiting for no reason other than being contrary.

    5. Re:Basic social instinct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your behavior is a reaction to someone else's behavior, you're not thinking for yourself.

      That may be, but I simply refrain from clapping because I feel no need to do such things. Same with handshaking, eye contact, etc. I just see zero point in any of it.

    6. Re:Basic social instinct? by keytoe · · Score: 1

      That may be, but I simply refrain from clapping because I feel no need to do such things. Same with handshaking, eye contact, etc. I just see zero point in any of it.

      Sorry, my comment wasn't really directed at you. You just triggered a memory that seemed relevant to the discussion.

    7. Re:Basic social instinct? by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Applause is one thing, but handshaking and especially eye contact have a point. That you don't see the point doesn't mean it doesn't exist and you handicap yourself by ignoring it.

      If you're avoiding eye contact to make an inscrutable social commentary, then I applaud you. If you're doing it because you don't see the point and assume that it therefore has no point, then you are mistaken. If you live in a society, it will only do you benefit to at least learn to fake the social cues that it runs on.

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    8. Re:Basic social instinct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One can, after all, conform and at the same time, be conscious this is what you are doing.

      What gets lost int he whole mess is awareness, consciousness.

      The best advice even given me was from my grandfather, who used to tell me as a child, always pay attention - it is it's own reward.

  4. Wut? by lobiusmoop · · Score: 2

    Are they trying to win the 2013 Ig Nobel prize or something?

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    1. Re:Wut? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Is it related to clapping along to music at concerts? This needs further study...

      http://theoatmeal.com/blog/clapalong

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  5. Many reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I clap my hands really fast and strong when i want to fart aswell

  6. applause after bad performance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    just means everybody is sooo happy they get to go home.

    1. Re:applause after bad performance... by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      It's perfunctory. In this city, for example, it's very rare for a performance not to get a standing ovation.... I've seen some absolutely terrible performances still get 'em, because apparently, that's what people do around here.

    2. Re:applause after bad performance... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      It's perfunctory. In this city, for example, it's very rare for a performance not to get a standing ovation.... I've seen some absolutely terrible performances still get 'em, because apparently, that's what people do around here.

      At least we're not the only ones anymore. Do you guys get cupcakes, too?

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    3. Re:applause after bad performance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're free to leave the performance, you know. If a band sucks, I don't applaud, I leave.

  7. also whether or not you agree with or like them by Pathoth · · Score: 2

    even if they don't understand a thing that was said in the presentation. like many attending political rallies...

    1. Re:also whether or not you agree with or like them by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Political rallies... Solzhenitsyn wrote about a rally were people were applauding Stalin, and no one dared to be the first to stop! Of course someone had to be the first; apparently the story had no happy ending for him.

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  8. Culture-dependent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only in decadent western imperialist countries. Mandatory best applause in Best Korea is directly proportional to awesomeness of Dear Successor, can go on for days until audience are all hospitalised for clapping-related wrist injuries.

  9. Is there nothing else left to study? by home-electro.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, important stuff, like cure for cancer?

    They have to study what is obvious to anybody with a bit of a common sense? And how is this non-story ends up on /.?

    1. Re:Is there nothing else left to study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You are right. Every study on cancer was shut down while researchers worked on the clapping study. It required the best brains in the cancer research studies to pull this off. Thank you for pointing this out between your sessions of porn watching and video games.

    2. Re:Is there nothing else left to study? by rroman · · Score: 2

      This might seem trivial, but I think it is not. This actually describes how the crowd mentality works, how predictable it is and I think more interesting things are in the study. This is NOT waste of time.

    3. Re:Is there nothing else left to study? by Richy_T · · Score: 0

      Forget the cure for cancer even. This was someone's not having to take a second job, someone's chance to head home a little early and spend time with their kids, someone's medication to make their mother's life earlier, someone's chance to replace the dangerous badly worn brakes, someones opportunity to move their newborn out of a mold-ridden apartment.

      Taxes. Someone earned that money.

    4. Re:Is there nothing else left to study? by ianalis · · Score: 2

      “The scientist does not study nature because it is useful; he studies it because he delights in it, and he delights in it because it is beautiful. If nature were not beautiful, it would not be worth knowing, and if nature were not worth knowing, life would not be worth living.”
        Henri Poincare

    5. Re:Is there nothing else left to study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, important stuff, like cure for cancer?

      They have to study what is obvious to anybody with a bit of a common sense? And how is this non-story ends up on /.?

      And, thus shamed by the nerds for their dorky and pointless interest in sociology, the mathematicians, biologists and sociologists took their next grant and not only cured cancer, but perfected a cheap, clean source of energy, put people back on the moon, eliminated poverty and brought world peace. "I only wish someone had mentioned this sooner," said Dr. Mann in an interview with Fox News. "I realize that I had been wasting my life and energy on subjects with no possible payoff in terms of human life or computer graphics performance."

  10. "It turns out"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Science can be so awkward when it makes statements like this about things that were obvious to most of the world already.

    1. Re:"It turns out"? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Science can be so awkward when it makes statements like this about things that were obvious to most of the world already.

      To be fair, gravity is obvious but we're still working out the math on that. Just because everyone thinks it's obvious doesn't mean the result actually are; We have to do the test and sometimes at a large scale. For instance: The New Coke. Focus groups said they liked it. It was new, of course it's obviously better.... That wasn't the case when we scaled up the experiment though, eh?

      Conversely: You can make anything sound more reasonable and less awkward when talking to a scientist by prefacing the words: "It turns out", "It's been said that", "I've read that", "Common knowledge is", "It's accepted wisdom that", "Results indicate", "Experience proves", "Research shows" -- The last one here is my favorite. That's exactly what things like TFA are: Research Shows.

      EG: "I've read that not putting the toilet seat down causes disproportionately high energy expenditure in the long term social context." or "Experience proves not paying back that $50 you owe me increases the chance of spontaneous disappearance of equivalent valued possessions over time." With practice, you too can be comfortable speaking to scientists.

    2. Re:"It turns out"? by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Focus groups said they liked it. It was new, of course it's obviously better.... That wasn't the case when we scaled up the experiment though, eh?

      So... What are you saying, this research could be flawed and more study is required? I really would like to get to the bottom of this clapping duration.

    3. Re:"It turns out"? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      I agree "It turns out" is a lousy way to express a scientific finding. "Scientists demonstrate" is a much better phrase to use.

    4. Re:"It turns out"? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see a study in audiences composed mostly parents of the performers are compared to audiences of unrelated adults.

      Just this weekend I heard somebody trying to convince radio listeners that knowing when to start and stop clapping was a fine example of the "the wisdom of crowds." I like to see situations where real sociologists put such notions in their pseudoscientific place.

    5. Re:"It turns out"? by Richy_T · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see a study funded by those who care rather than with money extorted from taxes.

  11. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are already an assload of researchers working on cancer cures and other such medical bullshit. We can't and shouldn't have everyone focused on the same problem. Research doesn't work that way.

  12. Story is useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should go through the story

  13. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Andtalath · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not all benefits can be fully quantifiable or tangible.

    You never know when weird discoveries can have monumental effects.

    Besides, it's not like there's a lack of research about cancer, HIV and other diseases.

  14. You can start people clapping really easily by ribuck · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was in my teens, I was watching a circus. Between every act, a cleaner with a broom and a garbage bag would clear any detritus from the ring.

    After a few acts, I clapped this guy, just for a laugh. To my surprise, everyone else joined in. From that point on, until the end of the show, the cleaner got rapturous applause every time!

    1. Re:You can start people clapping really easily by slart42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Similar experience from my teens:

      In my school the principal had all 1500 students gathered in the gym to give some sort of boring speech. In between the students would clap, which I found stupid, because I thought he was talking bullshit. So me and two friends decided to make fun of it, and started clapping in odd places. To our surprise it caught on really well, and quickly everyone joined in - probably some because they got the prank, and others out of reflex. In any case, the situation quickly became hilarious with everyone in the audience clapping as soon as the principal would open his mouth to speak - at some point he started screaming "Stop clapping" - which was of course replied to with a big applause.

    2. Re:You can start people clapping really easily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Once I watched a theatre play with a very abstruse, modern plot.

      Anyway, there were quite a few absurdities, and the audience laughed at them, as it clearly believed them to be intended for satirical/comical effect. Even when the main character was executed, it still made sense in light of the absurdity of the piece, although the audience saw this as an unexpected twist in the plot.

      After the piece, a friend of mine who played in the piece expressed surprise about the audience: she said they rehearsed the piece as a serious piece and were taken utterly by surprise that it would be interpreted as a satiric humour. But the fact that nobody noticed the dissonance demonstrates during the play shows that a live piece has to be performed in front of the audience - only in the joint interaction it is actually becoming alive.

    3. Re:You can start people clapping really easily by locofungus · · Score: 1

      Something similar happens at the BBC Proms whenever there's a piano concerto.

      The leader of the orchestra plays an A and then the prommers at the front applaud (This is just the done thing, like shouting "Heave" when the lid of the piano is opened - to which the gallery reply "Ho".) Sometimes the leader takes a bow, sometimes they just ignore it.

      But sometimes the applause grows to the point where half the hall is clapping (but not the prommers who started it all)

      Tim.

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    4. Re:You can start people clapping really easily by Inda · · Score: 2

      Our two top bosses stood up in front of all 100 of us last month. The news was "We need to save 10 million Euros. No new projects are coming. Guess the rest"

      One idiot started clapping at the end, then another, then another. In the end, everyone, except me, was clapping.

      Social comformity grinds my gears.

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    5. Re:You can start people clapping really easily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it was a test. Last person clapping gets laid off.

    6. Re:You can start people clapping really easily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the exact same story, even down to the approximate number of people in the audience. If it happened about 10 years ago in the south of Sweden, we have a match. Otherwise it is just a common phenomenon with many teenagers in a room :-) .

    7. Re:You can start people clapping really easily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There was a half-forgoten incident during the military dictatorship in greece, where one of the colonels was giving a big talk to highschool students in a stadium.
      They all cept clapping and applauding thus not letting him speak.
      It was a wierd moment of resistance but the face of the guy in the video is priceless

    8. Re:You can start people clapping really easily by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2

      Maybe it was a test. Last person clapping gets laid off.

      Or first. Doesn't really matter as long as there's a process.

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    9. Re:You can start people clapping really easily by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      I was at a trombone choir concert. After intermission the did a mini-warm up. Buzzing into their mouthpieces. Afterwards, I began applauding wildly. As a brass player, I was well aware that this was not the intended result. Nevertheless, two or three others instinctively started clapping, too. And that was about all it took to get the entire audience applauding. Fun times.

  15. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    A lot of talks I've seen by scientists and scientific panelists have very brief periods of clapping, sometimes even completely forgotten about in favor of jumping directly to questions. They use their limited time to convey the most information. Compare this with non-scientific presentations which regularly pause and soak up the adoration of the audience. IMO, the shorter the clapping the better the presentation.

    A scientist on stage has nothing to prove -- They do that sort of thing in the lab.

  16. Here's a case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gets 29 standing ovations from Congress":

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asGvjbfIASA

  17. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an idiot. How do you think sociologists would fare at finding a cure for cancer? I guess your next point will be that sociology should be forbidden and everyone should go into medicine.

  18. yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes

  19. Another reason to clap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a reason why I clap even for a bad performance: to reward the work put into it. Even if it's not the best performance ever, some people still put work into it.

  20. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I am so happy that you spend your time making such productive comments.

  21. The title itself says everything, it's true and wi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The title itself says everything, it's true and will always remain true

  22. MRW I read the article by korbulon · · Score: 1

    CLAP.

    CLAP.

    CLAP.

    (clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclapclapclapclapclap)

    1. Re:MRW I read the article by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      CLAP.

      Article was so bad it gave him the clap.

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  23. Cause geeks solved the cancer thing already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Create checksums at the end of DNA and compare the checksum to known one & destroy the bad ones. Cancer cured right! (You just have to hope the "known one" doesn't get corrupted, cause it will start to destroy everything in you, mwahaha!)

    1. Re:Cause geeks solved the cancer thing already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Create checksums at the end of DNA and compare the checksum to known one & destroy the bad ones. Cancer cured right! (You just have to hope the "known one" doesn't get corrupted, cause it will start to destroy everything in you, mwahaha!)

      There are very few cells in your body with unchanged DNA. Most changes have no effect. Most that have an effect are no big deal. Those that do have a bad effect are rapidly killed. It takes a very strange set of coincidences for cancer to form and survive.

  24. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

    Fine, as long as research grants spent on problems as opposed to this nonsense.

  25. Not New by Dominare · · Score: 1

    This is something that I think most people already know happens. I mean, I get that verifying it experimentally is necessary before the implications can be considered, but it certainly isn't going to raise many eyebrows, is it?

  26. its not the length by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 2

    Its how you applaud that matters...

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    Test comment from lal

  28. I don't know about Stalin but... by waspleg · · Score: 2

    There is video of Saddam Hussein doing the same thing with a big shit eating grin smoking a cigar to wild applause by visibly terrified military people sitting in theater seating. The ones he's picking out of the crowd are escorted out of the room and executed. Not sure where I saw it, I think it was History Channel, years ago.

    1. Re:I don't know about Stalin but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and I saw the "people" spontaneously pull down his statue as part of a massive crowd as they welcomed US forces as liberators. Isn't television great?

    2. Re:I don't know about Stalin but... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      To be fair, someone can both be a complete shitbag and targeted by US propaganda.

    3. Re:I don't know about Stalin but... by cffrost · · Score: 1

      There is video of Saddam Hussein doing the same thing with a big shit eating grin smoking a cigar to wild applause by visibly terrified military people sitting in theater seating. The ones he's picking out of the crowd are escorted out of the room and executed. Not sure where I saw it, I think it was History Channel, years ago.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm64E5R12s8

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  29. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    That has nothing to do with it. Clapping is not expected at a scientific presentation. Because it's not expected, people mostly don't do it.

  30. Church is a good testbed by T.E.D. · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I go to one of the old "mainline" churches. It is a cultural feature there that you are not supposed to applaud performances, as they are (supposedly) done for the glory of God, not self aggrandizement.

    However, it occasionally still happens, which makes it a really interesting study. Our choir director was asked about it, and he said it was his observation that it tended to happen much more often when a peice ends suddenly after a very loud part. His theory was that sudden silence feels out of place, so the parishoners feel the need to fill it with something. After a couple more years of watching it myself, I believe he may be onto something.

    So I would suspect the frequency and volume of applause probably has a lot more to do with how the preceeding piece ended than with they quality of the performance. As a performer, if you want applause, just make sure your final note/line/whatever is as loud as possible!

    1. Re:Church is a good testbed by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      As a performer, if you want applause, just make sure your final note/line/whatever is as loud as possible!

      ...interesting coincidence that my bottom of the page /. quote of the day is:

      "If it's not loud, it doesn't work!" -- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"

    2. Re:Church is a good testbed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anecdotally, presentations that end with long, awkward "I guess that's it... Any questions? ... no? okay." phases tend to get very weak applause. So I guess I'm saying I think there's something to the theory you present.

    3. Re:Church is a good testbed by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      This comment is going to be my "takeaway" from this story.

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    4. Re:Church is a good testbed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does it mean to be the only begotten Son of God?

    5. Re:Church is a good testbed by T.E.D. · · Score: 2

      At the risk of feeding a troll here...

      If you find yourself asking technical questions about dogmatic theological details like this, you are really missing the whole point. Religons are a kind of philosophy, and as such they suffer from the problem that they cannot be simultaniously all-encompassing(complete) and self-consistent. I believe mathematics even has a theorem to that effect.

      So trying to pick at a philosiphy to find either incompleteness or inconsistency will work, but it really proves nothing new, and is a waste of time. What's important is if your philosophy(and/or religon) helps you organize your life and the universe around you in productive and rewarding ways.

      ...and it should just be a help, not a dictation. That means you have to really grok the important basics (eg: The Golden Rule), and let the nitty details be details. That way if someone tries to tell me that I have to treat someone else like crap (a clear violation of the Golden Rule) because that person is X and one passage in the Bible says "Thou shalt not suffer X to live", I have no problem telling Mr. Bible Verse Quoter to go take a hike. I *know* The Golden Rule is more important than Bible Verse X, and if he doesn't know that, he's has totally misunderstood Christianity, no matter how much of my Book he knows by heart, or how many people watch him on TV, or how many people go to his "church".

      So my suggestion to you is to quit worrying about what precisely it means to be the "only begotten son of God", or weather the Monephyistites or Arayans had a better conception of the Trinity that we do today, or whatever. Your time is far better spent reading Augustine's The City of God, The Cost of Discipleship, or Letter from a Birmingham Jail

    6. Re:Church is a good testbed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a cultural feature there that you are not supposed to applaud performances, as they are (supposedly) done for the glory of God, not self aggrandizement.

      Wel, I don't know, I always assumed there was no applause because the audience was part of the performance. But occasionaly there is applause. An example is last year, there was an artsy animated cartoon thing on the big screens, and since it was dark it took a while for everyone (me, anyway) to realize that it was a live performance -- there was a guy doing stuff with sand, a light table, and a video camera. There was thunderous applause that lasted a long time.

    7. Re:Church is a good testbed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I replied by the post "Jesus" (Jesus is the Father's introspection, his "I", his essence, the very concept of god: the Word = the conceptual "space"). You say that philosophy or religion or theology cannot, you take the example of formal systems, be both consistent & complete. Now, the meaning of this result of Gödel's is that there is no finitarily enumerable system of axiom such that for any proposition either it or its negation is derivable by classical logic except it is inconsistent (both are derivable in that case). But please note that there might, Gödel conjectured that, be a procedure such that for any (true) axiom that should be given to man, the same can be arrived at by applying this procedure. Of course you would never know that such a procedure has this property for otherwise you would also know that it is consistent and this conviction should be able to be arrived at by applying said procedure which is in contradiction with Gödel's second incompleteness theorem.

      The Bible is in fact an axiomatic system built on the concept of analogy. Set theory is a development of the concept of set. analogy is a very powerful concept. The true religion of Jesus is to worship the Father in Spirit. But the Spirit is nothing else than the Truth. Truth is a living thing (we're not used to that) it began its life as the Father's true recognition of himself in his begotten essence when He uttered "I AM". So there's 3 things: the Rock or Father or Existence himself, the Word or the Son of God or the father's introspection begotten in the Father's Wisdom (his wife) & the Light or the Spirit or the Truth himself which is what makes us certain when we see a truth. But this conceptual "space" or Logos is complete, consistent & man can live in it.

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    8. Re:Church is a good testbed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say any kind of slow and long drawn-out end just leaves a little bit of uncertainty when to actually start clapping. If it goes out with a bang, there's no misunderstanding. At least that's what I get from the lunch time concerts in the philharmonic hall just outside my office on Thursdays. I personally just watch what the conductor does.

  31. Matthew 25.29 etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath. (The coward is aleckais).

  32. Has anyone else ever noticed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that whenever a performer (usually a comedian) goes on a long breathless tirade, the audience always reacts like its the funniest, most ground-breaking shit ever? It doesn't even have to be funny - someone could just go on stage, rant and yell without break for 15 straight minutes about the migration patterns of Canadian geese, and the audience would go ape-shit. Annoys the hell out of me.

  33. "sciencing" the obvious... by zazzel · · Score: 2

    1. Pay a few guys to start clapping and keep going.
    2. Profit!

    (Or: guess where the word "claqueur" comes from. This effect has been known for centuries.)

  34. Well, duh. by stinkbomb · · Score: 1

    Just watch any stand-up comedian. Inevitable hooting and applause at any joke that mentions farts or genitalia.

  35. Random interactions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WARNING! Anecdote ahead:

    I actively use this phenomenon to lead a crowd in applause and have known other who do the same.

    It can be a very awkward social moment for all involved:

        is it over?
        do I clap now?
        what if I'm the only one?
        did they like it?

    As such when I'm at a performance of presentation once it's over and I think it's good, I'll happily clap loudly and with hands visibly raised as signal and encouragement to others. I then, depending how much I like it, count out a number of claps and when I feel I've made my contribution I lower my hands and slowly reduce the volume of my clap (I've large hands and can make quite a boom). People usually follow.

    It's something I've done since assemblies at school (I was performing to crowds early so understood the anixety from both sides) and I certainly notice a difference in the crowds response if I don't lead (say I'm at a music event and I'm sipping a beer not ready for the music to stop).

    Any way, my two coppers.

  36. Also known as a sidekick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you think Ed McMahon sat next to Johnny Carson? It's so the audience would get cues of when you laugh and applaud.

  37. Re: also whether or not you agree with or like the by AvitarX · · Score: 2

    I've never heard speakers know what they were saying at a political rally either.

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  38. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not so unimportant if you translate the meaning of this type of research to things like government policies but also the money, stock, bond and other markets.

    The performance in the bond and dollar markets for example is definitely less than stellar, but people just can't stop clapping.

    How naive you are. These universities doing research are funded by government. You actually think they'll come out with reports that are unfavorable to the hand that feeds them?

  39. Claps twice.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. heads out to the hallway to get free lunch and more swag.

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  41. Even newer study just in... by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    Conclusion: "Well, duh..."

  42. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Richy_T · · Score: 0

    Tell me that again when you're lying in bed in agony because the morphine just isn't doing it any more.

  43. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Richy_T · · Score: 0

    They may not be very good at finding a cure for cancer but I bet they'd be great at putting the fries in the little cardboard box.

  44. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

    Tell me that again when you're lying in bed in agony because the morphine just isn't doing it any more.

    And 9 women can gestate a baby in 1 month?

  45. when the audience stops clapping ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... the performers will start the next piece.

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  46. Except in Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever watched State of the Union addresses?!

  47. Why Length of Applause is Not Tied To Quality by Diamonddavej · · Score: 1

    They only looked at the length of applause involving groups of 13 to 20 undergraduate and postgraduate students. This is a special case.

    During my time as a postgraduate student I gave many good presentations, but my 1th year presentations were abdominal, I was under prepared and inexperienced, as were many fellow students. People clapped at the end of my terrible talks as long as any other talk as they just wanted to encourage me. It's common for students to suffer a lack of confidence at the early stage of their studies. The audience knows this, especially one composed of fellow students. I can't imagine students singling out a student for a brief slow-hand clap for a poor presentation.

    The situation is entirely different at large conferences where speakers and audience members are unrelated. For example, at big conference about meteorites some years ago, the length of applause appeared to be strongly correlated with the quality of a speaker's presentation, one speaker got no applause at all. And there was no kindness given to anxious postgraduate students. I well remember one student's presentation regarding the temperature of formation of Allan Hills 84001. As soon as his talk ended, there was some brief subdued applause, then a scientist immediately leapt up and climbed over 15 rows of seats to the overhead projector. He took the student's slide off the projector and put up his own, then wagged his finger a the student telling him he was wrong and why. The student was nearly in tears. This is completely different from the group of students who are likely to be kind to each other.

    Here's a paper that explains why studying "Western, Educated, Industrialized, Rich, and Democratic (WEIRD) societies" (i.e. university students) is not good practice...

    Henrich, J. Heine, S.J., & Norenzayan, A. (2010). The weirdest people in the world? (free access). Behavioral and Brain Sciences, 33(2-3), 61-83. doi: 10.1017/S0140525X0999152X

  48. I clap when a crappy presentation is finally over! by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

    I think it's out of happiness to finally get my life back from the insane limbo of boredom.

  49. What about other factors? by FilmedInNoir · · Score: 1

    Like whistling and screaming "Ya baby, take it all off!"

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  50. Sounds like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A State of the Union address.

  51. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what the "correct" level for cancer research would be but I think the claim that there's money to waste on things like the subject of this thread is specious.

  52. I applaud you by Rubinhood · · Score: 1

    I applaud this article repeatedly and loudly... everyone else seems to be doing so.

  53. If you care how long other people clap ... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    You aren't a snob, you're extremely insecure and need to work on that.

    Learn to lead your life yourself, not follow the crowd.

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  54. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

    If all research was focused on problems we wouldn't have any of our modern technology.

    There's a famous quote from Faraday...he once gave a demonstration where he moved a magnet through a coil of wire causing the needle of a compass on the other end to move as well. Afterwards a member of the audience came up and essentially asked "Well, this is all very interesting, but what USE is it?" to which Faraday replied "Of what use is a newborn baby?". Without "useless" experiments like that, we wouldn't have electricity.

    Who knows what effects this could ultimately have on our understanding of human psychology...I agree, probably none, it seems pretty obvious...but you never know.

  55. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by andydouble07 · · Score: 1

    undoing moderation

  56. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by etash · · Score: 1

    there are way more important problems to solve in sociology than this nonproblem. thanks for the strawman tho'. oh and please next time be a tad less yellow and post with your nickname.

  57. More applause if audience has fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once I was at a Pops Concert. We were sitting at tables. A floating balloon was attached to each table. At one table, someone grabbed the ribbon holding the balloon, and moved the balloon up and down with the music. Then people at other tables did the same thing. This really boring piece of music got lots of applause, because we were having fun.

    Sort of like you're at a meeting at work, and the PHB is droning on, and you're secretly playing BS Bingo. That speech will get more applause.

    1. Re:More applause if audience has fun by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      How do you know that's not what the balloons were there for?

    2. Re:More applause if audience has fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know that's not what the balloons were there for?

      That's the only time I've seen balloons go up and down like that at a pops concert, so I think they were there as decoration.

      At the end of the piece, about 1/3 of the balloons were moving like that, and other tables were joining in fast. Even thought the piece was boring, I was hoping it would last long enough for all of the tables to join in.

  58. Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Father's prior to creation introspection is the Son of God. The Father did conceive his own concept or essence or "I" or "know thyself" in his Wisdom. It is uncreated because a creature needs a prior concept or plan according to which it is to be created but no concept exists without the Father's essence because that essence, the Father's Son is the conceptual "space". Hence, the Father's essence is uncreated & simply begotten by introspection of the Same. The creation requires a concept or plan according to which it is to be created. This plan is in the conceptual "space" i.e., in the Son of God. But to arrive at the creation's plan which is the shadow of the eternal one needs to analyze, unfold the conceptual space i.e., to slaughter the Son of God. The Son of God is "the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world" (Revelation 13.8). The Son of Man is the shadow of the eternal Son of God, his slaughter for Adam's sake shadows the Son of God's slaughter for creation's sake. Jesus' slaughter & rising from the dead shadows the eternal reductio ad absurdum "if God doesn't exist then God exists".

    O foolish slashdot.

  59. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure what the "correct" level for cancer research would be but I think the claim that there's money to waste on things like the subject of this thread is specious.

    How dare you waste time posting on slashdot! That time could have been spent working on curing cancer, or fundraising for others to do so, you selfish cancer loving hypocrite!

  60. I'd applaud their results... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    ...but apparently that wouldn't mean anything.

  61. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides, what if too much clapping causes cancer?

  62. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    And if I was being paid with money extorted from the public via taxes, you might well have a point.

  63. Re:I'm so happy that some scientists by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    Though I don't think cancer research should be being paid via taxes either.

  64. Ii depends by proibido · · Score: 1

    on the quality of the clap sign!