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How Not To Be a SEO Spammer
An anonymous reader writes "The head of Google's webspam team, Matt Cutts, has blogged about one of his colleagues receiving an email offering SEO services to help the web site www.google.com. The irony wasn't lost on Matt, who has blogged about these emails before. As this article points out, if ever there was evidence that the people who send many of these emails haven't done their homework, this is it."
It would make it rank higher organically with search engines.
Never heard of them, now Bing, Bing is a search engine that I know exists!
SEO is like Voodoo in some sense. It's not measurable because there's too many factors outside your control.
Is there traffic because the SEO is awesome, or is there traffic anyways. No one knows.
The only thing an SEO can say for sure is that we can make the proper on-site changes. Without ever
mentioning the word traffic - because that leads to false hopes.
It is true, that searching for other search engines is a favorite way your average end user utilizes to access other search engines. So Google's SEO / ranking across other search engines is pretty important.
(Obviously; this is essential to their core business, and they won't leave this to an outside contracter )
Next up: Slashdot reveals that some of those billionaire Nigerian princes aren't actually real!
If you search for "web search" on Google, you get some "websearch.com" as top result, then wiki entry on web search, then Yahoo and lots of other shitty/scammy looking pages like mywebsearch, Google is nowhere in sight.
Searching for "search" gives, in order, Yahoo, Bing, Twitter's search, search.com, Dogpile, Wikipedia and even AOL. Google's search is on second page.
Damn right they can't SEO for shit!
PS: Searching for "search" on Bing gives Google as top detailed result with links to subsites.
Imagine. A Google exec getting inappropriate targeted marketing messages and complaining about it on his blog.
I'd like to be the first to say, fuck him and his evil ass company.
You are welcome on my lawn.
The spammer managed to get ahold of a real human inside Google. No small feat.
My God, it's Full of Source!
OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
Unfortunately SEO like laywers are necessary evils.
Um, isn't the very definition of a spammer someone who doesn't do their homework, i.e. spams mails out to as many addresses as they can find? I somehow doubt that mail was typed into a mail client and sent specifically to Google. Some spambot harvested a bunch of info and then sent emails to everyone it could find. In other news, water is wet.
I *suppose* you could add a filter to the spambot, but really why? There are only a handful of search engines, and I'm sure the admins have really good spam filters, so you don't gain a whole lot by excluding them.
Monstar L
she wanted to boast my rank on google. i asked her how she found my business number and then pointed out that someone had to google it....which means my SEO is just fine. she then hung up.
they say it is often more relevant then the comment above, all we know is its called the Sig!
Maybe the SEO guy wants to help Google get a higher ranking on Bing, Baidu, etc.? I mean, I just googled "Web Search" on Bing and Google was #7 on the list. That's not good!
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Oh the irony of google and spam. Gmail is the biggest contributor to spam in a different way. They refuse to shutdown the gmail accounts created in their 100,000's each week, which are used to register on forums and blogs that require email activation. just check out stopforumspam.com and you will see that gmail domains total more than the rest of the top 100 spam domains combined. Gmail abuse reporting is pathetic, as are the people at gmail that make the decisions.
so google gets an offer for SEO, and shortly thereafter google just happens to appear on slashdot?
I guess they opted for the budget package.
how many pairs of boxer shorts should you own?
This Google insider obviously doesn't understand the problem.
I did a Google search for "google", and the Google homepage showed up 7th on the list (under some news articles and links to Maps and Analytics). Clearly Google doesn't know what they're doing, and needs to use better SEO so that Google will rank them higher.
The bottom line is - if Google showed up higher in the Google search results, more people would use Google.
Take it to the limit, everybody to the limit, come on, everybody fhqwhgads.
As this example shows, the ones selling these services haven't done ANY research. What makes you think that they researched a method that works on search engines?
If it does go up, for whatever reason (e.g. someone else goes down), they take credit for it.
If it goes down, they either tell you to buy more of it because you cheaped out, or go off to another sucker, because what are you going to do? Phone the police?
I just checked, and google is the #1 result for search on bing.
... :P
SEO Spam, auto-blogs, scrapers, trackback spammers, etc. It all needs to die. It's a scourge of the internet (one of many). The asshats that bathe in this diarrhea effectively dilute search engine results, sometimes to the point of preventing you from actually finding what you're looking for. Oh yes, and since they typically know little to nothing about computers or how the internet actually works, they beat the tar out of our servers. They cause issues for hundreds, sometimes thousands of people, for the gain of pennies.
SEO Abusers, auto-bloggers, etc. :: You're driven by greed, and now, there's not enough novelty left to go around (this wasn't your doing; I wouldn't expect you could achieve something of that magnitude). Go away; the internet did not ask for you, and does not want you.
Yes, SEO is a business term. The technical term for it is "lying to search engine robots so they'll tell people your page is more interesting than it actually is."
There are other people who can help make your web site more interesting, or make it more accessible to search engine robots. Most of those people call themselves web designers or editors or content specialists or people who've spent 15 minutes reading Google's advice.
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