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Why the Internet Needs Cognitive Protocols

An anonymous reader writes "We keep hearing that the 'Internet of Things' is coming – that day when we'll all have not just smart phones but also smart refrigerators, smart alarm clocks, and smart roads and bridges. A new article in IEEE Spectrum magazine makes the argument that this won't happen unless engineers do some serious rethinking of how the Internet's basic routing architecture works. The author, Anthony Liotta, offers some interesting solutions based on two networks in the human body: the autonomic nervous system and the cognitive brain."

156 comments

  1. Make an internet for Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That way I can block all those important tweets from my barbecue.

    1. Re:Make an internet for Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad idea, you may overcook your sausage.

    2. Re:Make an internet for Things by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Simply put, if we do something like this, rework the low-level workings of the internet, it will be perverted for the benefit of governments [for control] and big corporations [to "prevent" copyright infringement/IP theft]. It might actually work "better" in the objective sense of the word, but the result will be worse for all of us.

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  2. Obligatory Terminator reference by maliqua · · Score: 1

    when the machines rise against us our fridges and bridges will destroy us all

    1. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry, nobody can tell me why I need these things. I know what is in my 'frig, I put it there. I don't need my stove connected to the net, nor my washing machine, etc.

    2. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You may know it. But the NSA doesn't.

      You say they are not interested in the content of your fridge? Well, if they are interested in what you eat in the plane, then why should the not be interested in what you eat at home?

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    3. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Frobnicator · · Score: 2

      when the machines rise against us our fridges and bridges will destroy us all

      It is a very real concern.

      I do not want random people attacking Things.

      We already have enough problems with "smart homes" where random people are figuring out how to look at cameras (to identify the home for robbery) and unlock doors remotely.

      As more devices are added, how many small exploits are people going to find? Will we hear about the occasional house burning down because some skript kiddie ran the equivalent of: for(every toaster, stove, furnace, grill, etc in the world) { start cooking; }

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    4. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you *NEED* a smart phone, do you *NEED* a car do you *NEED* cologne, scented hand soaps, light bulbs, electric stoves, video games, internet, or any number of other things we enjoy in first world countries

      no you need food water and shelter, if that is all you have then kudos to you but since i suspect you didn't yell your comment aloud and have it find its way to the internet? I suspect you already have way more than you need.

      Is it a value to most people probably not, i think it would be neat, tho i wouldn't pay a premium for it.

    5. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fridges and bridges and barges, oh my!

    6. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by profplump · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I want my fridge to know what I have so that I literally never have to think about buying food again. It tracks what I use an orders more. Someone drops it off at my door and I put it back in the fridge. I *can* do all of that manually, but there's no benefit to my participation so I'd rather have the free time and brain power to spend on something else. And the fridge can actually do it better than me, because it can look at use rates and determine if an order for more milk is required today or if it could wait until Thursday when I'll also be out of bread.

      And that's just one example with one appliance; I could sit here all day and name more. It's fine if you don't want to do those things, but it's ridiculous to pretend that no benefits exists, and that no one else is interested. Your lack of imagination and/or interest does not define society.

    7. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1, Funny

      I want my fridge to know what I have so that I literally never have to think about buying food again. It tracks what I use an orders more.

      If that works for you, I feel sorry for you having such a boring food plan.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    8. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Lennie · · Score: 1

      Some say by 2020 or so, food, energy and water are not a problem anymore. It will be dirt cheap:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEWLjVmweoE

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      New things are always on the horizon
    9. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by profplump · · Score: 1

      Because having staple foods restocked automatically would prevent me from buying other foods I only want occasionally?

    10. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

      Put another way, "It's 2013, damnit, how can it be I'm sitting here without toilet paper!"

    11. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by aakkuan · · Score: 0

      you re right, plus that no one will need more than 248 kbs of memory :D

    12. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's just one example with one appliance; I could sit here all day and name more.

      And when you completely surrender the management of your daily life to "smart" appliances, you have that much more time to sit and come up with these gems.

      Except you will instead be sitting around whining about your grocery provider when they turn out to be just as mercenary and incompetent as your cable, internet and mobile service providers.

      Tip: "Smart" appliance mfrs. won't be your friend. They will be selling you out to the company that pays them the most to charge you the most to provide the least service in return.

    13. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by profplump · · Score: 2

      One of the major problems with "smart homes" is that they aren't a commodity and there isn't a standard method of communication or authentication and they aren't subject to wide scrutiny (also that most current versions are not in fact very "smart"). Many of those problems would be worked out if such systems were more common.

      Take, for example, early automobiles. They all had different controls in different places. They required different pre-start, start, driving and shutdown procedures. They ran on different energy sources with different requirements and limitations. But as cars became more popular they became standardized, safer, more secure, cheaper, etc. Today cars all have the same major controls, the same security interfaces, etc. There's no reason to think the same process wouldn't apply to "smart" appliance design. (It has already been applied to regular appliance design -- ovens used to vary quite a bit in the arrangement of their doors, heating elements, controls, etc. and just like cars now they're all nearly identical).

    14. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds like a basement dweller's wet dream, an automated system that can allow him the full comfort of civilization without him actually doing anything or face actual people. You could skip all the refrigerator and delivery part and simply have a tube system that delivers goo in all your rooms. If you want green goo, just stick the tube in your mouth and press the green button.

      The world does not work like that - at least for most people. Eating out is a common social activity. Trying new stuff and being adventurous in the kitchen is a great past time. Eating is one of the major pleasurable activities in life. To me, your grocery replenishment system could be compared to a hole in the bed where you can stick your dick and a felatio simulation takes place. Handy, but no thanks.

    15. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2

      Some say by 2020 or so, food, energy and water are not a problem anymore. It will be dirt cheap:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEWLjVmweoE

      And others said that by 2000, we would have flying cars.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    16. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      And they say newspapers are obsolete...

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      Blank until /. makes another boneheaded UI decision.
    17. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Put another way, "It's 2013, damnit, how can it be I'm sitting here without toilet paper!"

      You are supposed to use the three sea shells.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    18. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I want my fridge to know what I have so that I literally never have to think about buying food again. It tracks what I use an orders more. Someone drops it off at my door and I put it back in the fridge. I *can* do all of that manually, but there's no benefit to my participation so I'd rather have the free time and brain power to spend on something else. And the fridge can actually do it better than me, because it can look at use rates and determine if an order for more milk is required today or if it could wait until Thursday when I'll also be out of bread.

      All puppydogs and unicorns good citizen! good to see you are of teh correct mindset.

      in the grand world of modernia, you will get ads on your refrigerator telling you that you really want Heinz Ketchup instead of that Delmonte crap, Please press yes to order the better ketchup experience!

      Multiply that by every item in the fridge, and you too will experience the consumers nirvana.

      And as na added treat, your insurance carrier will be very interested in your useage of the contents of that device, as well as your physician.

      Mr profplump, your food sensors have determined that you have used a larger portion of food than is healthy - verify if you have guests not sensed by your home protection system that consumed extra food to continue

      It has been determined that you are consuming excess calories, Mr ProfPlump. Your refrigerator has entered safety mode, and will remain locked until 5 hours have passed. Notifications have been sent to your Doctors and insurance carrier for adjudication. Sorry for the inconvenience.

      In short, NO - Hell NO! A refrigerator or stove or other simple appliance does not need networked. It won't make the devices run any better, and any advantage is easliy nullified by disadvantages. Are you actually naive enough to believe that you wouldn't be targeted by every product producer out there, who will be very very happy to actually document if their food is in the device? Which of course is trivial RFID and weight stuff.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    19. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Let's say your fridge can figure out what you like to eat, how much is in stock, and when and where the stuff is on sale.

      "Good morning. There are two english muffins left. Peanut butter is on sale. I have compiled a list of groceries. Please say 'yes' to have them delivered tomorrow morning."

      --

      ---
      ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
    20. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Just check it before you sit down.

      I check every time and I have never been caught wanting paper in my life.

      --

      ---
      ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
    21. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by profplump · · Score: 2

      Why would I let my appliance choose my grocery provider?

      The problem with my cable and wireless providers is mostly related to their monopoly, and to a lesser degree to the capital costs of running such a business. Neither of those applies to grocery providers; there are currently 3 separate provides in my area that offer online ordering and delivery.

      But more broadly, if you want to sit here and come up with ways this could be terrible, I'm not going to argue with you. It certainly could be terrible. Look at all the terrible things cars have done for us -- accidents, traffic, pollution, etc. On the whole though, I'm glad cars exist, and I suspect I'd be glad that smart appliances existed as well.

    22. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by profplump · · Score: 2

      Exactly what part of having groceries automatically stocked would prevent any of the things you listed. Eating out? Trying new food? Enjoying eating? How does having rice delivered to you automatically prevent you from doing those things?

      Does having water delivered to you in pipes prevent you from trying new beverages or enjoying an afternoon on the lake?

    23. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by compro01 · · Score: 1

      The world does not work like that - at least for most people. Eating out is a common social activity. Trying new stuff and being adventurous in the kitchen is a great past time. Eating is one of the major pleasurable activities in life.

      How does having more time to actually do that cooking and eating take away from that? Is running all over town to obscure specialty shops to obtain certain new and adventurous ingredients a required portion of that activity?

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    24. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by 0123456 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why would I let my appliance choose my grocery provider?

      Because, based on current tech trends, it will be totally locked down and unable to order from anyone else? Or, at least, it will take a 30% cut of everything you buy.

    25. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      If you're going to buy food anyway, it's a no-brainer to add some milk to your shopping cart. Indeed, it's less effort than constantly checking your door if some milk appeared that your fridge ordered for you. Not to mention that you generally know if next week you will be on vacation and therefore ordering new milk is a bad idea, but your fridge most likely won't.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    26. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by mjr167 · · Score: 1

      Or keep the spare toilet paper in a basket on top the tank.

    27. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Score+Whore · · Score: 2

      I'm surprised that this is what you think having a net connected fridge will do for you. If you actually go look into all the people proposing smart grids and smart appliances, these connected devices are connected so that the central planners can turn your shit off during "peak" usage periods.

    28. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by the+phantom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or in a sealed baggie in the tank. You wouldn't want a random house guest to leave you without TP.

    29. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by jasax · · Score: 1

      One day we (the Humanity) will be laid back in a bed, tubes stuck deeply into ALL our external holes (the power), several open holes in the skull with HDMI, USB and 100 GB internet links (communication interfaces). Machines will know how to feed us, refill the food stocks, and suck our waste solids and liquids just in time. Then we will "have ALL the free time and brain power to spend on something else" (on interesting stuff, I suppose...).

    30. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Food hasn't exactly been getting cheaper...

    31. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why would I let my appliance choose my grocery provider?

      Most likely, you won't have a choice. Appliance manufacturers and grocery providers will partner up to offer you the short term carrot of deeper integration and "just works" functionality, and then in wield the stick of vendor lock-in.

      It is very hard for Grocery Store A to discourage you from taking your business to Grocery Store B, because they don't have many hooks into your grocery-buying. Their best option is to provide better prices and service. Granting them more hooks into your life will be a disincentive for them to give a flying fig what you think about their service. Sure, you could replace your entire kitchen worth of network integrated appliances because you don't like the watery milk they keep delivering. . .

      As for cars, I can imagine a world without cars that would be superior in many ways to the one we live in. Can't you?

    32. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      You think, at least in the first case, that a fully automated system like he envisions wouldn't, at a minimum, know when it's delivered and notify you? It's sending out a notice that the milk needs to be delivered, which presumably connects into a food distributor's system in some way. Why wouldn't the notice that the delivery has arrived be able to be linked in as well?

    33. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Thats because energy hasnt been getting cheaper....

      There is a reason that all the big food conglomerates are now also big shipping conglomerates.. its because thats where the profit is.

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
    34. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by lennier · · Score: 1

      I do not want random people attacking Things.

      I think it's actually going to be the other way around.

      --
      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    35. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by lennier · · Score: 1

      But as cars became more popular they became standardized, safer, more secure, cheaper, etc. Today cars all have the same major controls, the same security interfaces, etc. There's no reason to think the same process wouldn't apply to "smart" appliance design.

      That certainly seemed like a logical extrapolation of trends from about 1984 until 2010. And then we got iPads, Ubuntu Unity, the Office Ribbon and Windows 8. Now established UI conventions are lying in shards on the floor and it's 1983 all over again. Good luck finding anything approaching a new standard for your smart appliances.

      (Me, I liked the Home Computer Wars - Commodore 64 for ever! But I was twelve, and back then it was a miracle if you could get cursor keys *and* lower case on the same device.)

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      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    36. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is very hard for Grocery Store A to discourage you from taking your business to Grocery Store B, because they don't have many hooks into your grocery-buying.

      Ironic. I switched from Safeway to Nob Hill and Trader Joe's precisely because neither of the latter two chains requires that one have a card to purchase food.

      (Safeway will not sell staple items without an additional 30% markup unless you have their card. The latter two stores offer all customers the same price - which is about the same as any other large grocery chain - regardless of whether you have a card or not. Trader Joe's doesn't even have a card.)

    37. Re: Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes you would, because even now you are paying a premium for it.
      gas and internet prices won't ever come down, because the government gets more taxes that way.
      You pay FCC "fees" on your phone bill because you are stupidly naive morons.

      fuckin USSA.

    38. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that it will access his calendar and know about the vacation plan. Also when guests will be in town, if weather will delay delivery (so order a day early) and if the new diet he planned will affect his consumption.

      --
      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    39. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Or it could go the other way where your smart agent can accept bids on milk delivery from a competing marketplace. It can factor in other items in the order and get a bulk discount or use ratings and reviews to adjust the selection criteria.

      This would be a premium program though. You pay more upfront for a smarter agent but it saves you in the long run. If you are smart you'll have it always looking for a deal on an upgrade. Agents will compete with each other and with the system. HFT for everything.

      --
      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    40. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could get used to a smart fridge instead of a dumb one if it did a few things.
      1. Either some kind of way to monitor how much is left of an item(doubt this is feasible anytime soon), or a voice activation system so I can tell it I've used ___ amount of the milk, butter, etc.
      2. Connect with the smart pantry to monitor levels of non-chilled items in the same way
      3. Display recipes through a browser
      4. Save said recipes
      5. Parse recipe's ingredient list, compare against levels of what I have in the fridge/pantry and note what items I'm lacking, add those to grocery list
      6. Order groceries after giving me an opportunity to vet the list

      Then these are nice to haves that would get me to buy one sooner or if it cost more:
      1. Determine based on past usage patterns if buying the large container of ___ (ex: pasta sauce) is going to be more economical because I'm at least ____ % likely to use it before it goes bad, note on the grocery list that it's indeed buying the larger one in case I need to veto that
      2. Automatically suggest past recipes that I have most of the items for, or that I've had often but not in the last couple weeks
      3. Remind me to take the roast out of the freezer and put it in the fridge so it will thaw in time to be cooked
      4. Voice activation to help with kitchen tasks, ex: setting cooking timers and reminders, reading out the recipe out loud so I can follow along without looking

    41. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are saying this idea is no good to anyone at all because it does no good to you? People have different ways of living, different wants and different priorities. get over it - and stop telling people that are just saying what would work for _them_ that they are doing it wrong because this would not work for you. Stop assuming everyone want the same life as you - and stop telling them they are wrong. start saying what would work for you instead and add to the usefulness instead of being just another selfish cant-see-over-your-own-hedge whining bitch. You can not possibly know what is a no-brainer for someone else.

    42. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by DoctorBit · · Score: 1

      Suppose you use the same password on all your Things and one of your Things gets lost or stolen or you throw it away without erasing the password. Now someone going through the trash can get the password for most of your Things and most likely mess with your stuff through wireless. OTOH if you use a different password for every Thing, the password management chore for all your hundreds of Things is going to be a PITA. Most people will probably leave the default factory passwords unchanged. Imagine the possibilities...

    43. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Look a far smarter use of protocols would be a protocol only for use by schools, minors and their teachers and guardians, to create a parallel internet that doesn't communicate at all with the broader internet but is carried on the same hardware. This obviously to get the censor the internet freaks of everyone's back and especially to shut down those autocrats who want to political censor the internet.

      So a new secure, registered use only protocol for schools and children and of course those supervising that network. Licences are required to gain access to the protocol and penalties apply for those who illegally attempt to gain access or use it in a malicious manner. You can then of course lock in that protocol at various levels, in the browser, in the modem router and at the ISP, so when a service is switched from normal open mode to say student network mode, it is fairly securely locked and a parent of guardian is advised when the lock is switched back to open mode.

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      Chaos - everything, everywhere, everywhen
    44. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Just check it before you sit down.

      I check every time and I have never been caught wanting paper in my life.

      Wont do you any good when your layabout housemate used the last of the bog roll and didn't get any more.

      Solution is
      1. Keep the spare rolls in the bog.
      2. Keep a spare pack of rolls in a cupboard outside the bog.
      3. When you run out of rolls in the bog, get the pack of rolls from the cupboard and replace that pack next time you go to the shop.
      4. Kick the arse of the useless housemate for the $4 of bog roll he used.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    45. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I want my fridge to know what I have so that I literally never have to think about buying food again. It tracks what I use an orders more. Someone drops it off at my door and I put it back in the fridge. I *can* do all of that manually, but there's no benefit to my participation so I'd rather have the free time and brain power to spend on something else. And the fridge can actually do it better than me, because it can look at use rates and determine if an order for more milk is required today or if it could wait until Thursday when I'll also be out of bread.

      Meanwhile, the fridge calls the store, tells the store you're out of cheetos and cookie dough whilst the store notices that a machine is doing the ordering and jacks up the price of cheetos and cookie dogh. Finally the fridge just hands over your CC details. You get shafted by two automated systems.

      However the number 1 reason I wont automate my food shopping is the loss in quality. I wont order fresh food online as you're guaranteed to get the crappiest fruit, veg and meat they have. At the very best it will be random but more likely it will be the stuff that didn't sell yesterday. Checking quality, colour and the used by date is very important.

      The second reason is that buying most of my non-perishables in bulk directly from a distribution centre is a lot cheaper.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    46. Re: Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just sounds like someone's WoW fantasy made reality.

    47. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always think "It's 2013, dammit, why the fuck am I still having to use toilet paper!? "

      I mean, FFS, even India does this better than the West. Bidets are not rocket science.

    48. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by coofercat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you have more money than me, but I don't want my fridge re-ordering stuff for me at all.

      We use an online supermarket to buy our groceries. The app/website has a "you've ordered this before" sort of feature, and also "you might also like", "start with your last basket" etc etc. The trouble is, if I'm ordering (say) deodorant, I'll buy either of the two major brands that my supermarket stocks. I'll buy the one that's on special offer, and if they're both on special, then I'll pick the one that gives me the greatest volume for money spent. If neither is on special, then maybe, just maybe I'll consider the supermarket own-brand, but then I'll buy the minimum quantity possible, just in case it doesn't work very well or something, otherwise I'll probably pick the cheaper of the two major brands, or else the one I didn't buy last time.

      I know in theory I could absolutely have an app on my fridge that works all this shit out and orders what I want. However, reality suggests it's never going to happen. In fact, reality suggests the supermarkets will p0wn the fridge apps so completely that the fridge will never be able to order a special offer, and will just happen to think I want to eat steak in the one week that steak prices are unseasonally high, or in the week that the supermarket has a bit too much of it going off in the freezers.

      Oh, and yes, I realise that you don't keep deodorant in the fridge, but the same goes for packs of ham, or organic eggs or whatever.

    49. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      So, tons of spam and privacy invasions. I already have companies targeting me if I look for a car online. Now kenmore is going to sell my "need milk" data to multiple people who will spam me and harass me with useless ads and coupons I will forget to use.

    50. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I can see it now, "Billing error shuts off man's internet causing him to starve to death."

    51. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Have you ever had groceries delivered? It's a great way to get the milk that's one day away from expiring, bruised and visually unappealing apples, potatoes full of eyes with a rotten one in the bag, and discolored meat that looks like the expiration has been changed.

      I like picking out my own fresh food, thanks.

    52. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I like to get into a rhythm where I'm either pooping at work, or at a resaurant. I save heaps of money that way.

    53. Re:Obligatory Terminator reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are supposed to use the three sea shells.

      He doesn't know about the three sea shells...

  3. Internet all the things? by AuralityKev · · Score: 1

    Internet ALL the things!

    1. Re:Internet all the things? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I accidentally the whole internet.

    2. Re:Internet all the things? by maliqua · · Score: 1

      all your base?

    3. Re:Internet all the things? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Shut-up and take my money!

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      Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
    4. Re:Internet all the things? by maliqua · · Score: 1

      NSA: "ARE BELONG TO US"

  4. Natural stupidity, not AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, connect everything to the net.
    But let's not forget, no authentication, no sanity checking and no way to stop your fridge being turned off and your oven being turned on.

    After all, it's worked so well for the nuclear power stations.

    Kudos to Belkin for leading the way with their networked mains incendiaries.

    1. Re:Natural stupidity, not AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need people to have cognitive protocols. The internet will just have to wait until people are smart enough to use existing technology (let alone what we'll have by the time the majority of people can use technology safely).

    2. Re:Natural stupidity, not AI by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      We need more articles filled with sciency words strung together to make word salads so ignoramuses can make money. The only thing I can give the writer of this article for is he didn't put the word "quantum" in any where.

      --
      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    3. Re:Natural stupidity, not AI by rogueippacket · · Score: 2

      They forgot to use "Software Defined Networks" in TFA. That'll hurt their SEO scores.

    4. Re:Natural stupidity, not AI by Lennie · · Score: 1

      Ohh, yeah ! Turn on my oven ! Yeah, baby !

      Something like that ? ;-)

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    5. Re:Natural stupidity, not AI by timeOday · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it's a dumb article. Who's to say today's routing protocols aren't "autonomic"? I say they are. Anyways, the Internet is far too mature for fuzzy analogies to have anything useful to say about it. If you are serious, allow us to benchmark your implementation and then we will see whether it is a good idea.

  5. None of this needs to be networked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What an enormous waste of electricity. So what if I don't have an up to the minute accounting of the contents of my fridge, or the ability to turn the lights off with the press of a button on my phone?

    Amen to the routing rebuild, though. When someone at the ISP level in one country messes up a BGP record, the entire world shouldn't lose access to Youtube.

    1. Re:None of this needs to be networked by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      Waste of electricity? I'd argue the opposite. Modern home automation technologies are largely very power efficient and can be used to set up power-saving routines that are only possible by having a greater awareness of the user's proximity and other environmental factors.

      The issue right now is that there are several competing "standards" out there, such as X10, Insteon, and Z-wave, the latter two of which are wireless protocols that are more power efficient than wifi, while making some concessions that largely don't matter for what they're being used to do, while the first one sends small signals over your existing electrical lines. Besides those, Bluetooth Low Energy is increasingly being used to recognize the proximity of the user to other devices (e.g. unlock the door as I approach), and cellular signals coupled with wifi allow the phone to detect when it has crossed virtual geofences that can act as triggers to disable devices you accidentally left turned on at home (e.g. turn off my entertainment center that I accidentally left on when I had to rush out the door).

      And I'm just talking about stuff that's doable right now with relatively cheap components. IfThisThenThat (ifttt.com) acts as some awesome glue to make various components such as your phone, your Belkin WeeMo devices, your Phillips Hue lights, or other such accessories play nice with each other. But others don't even need that glue, such as the Canary security device, which is designed to disrupt the home security market (side note: it's in the middle of it's Indiegogo funding, so you can get in for a cheaper price than retail still, despite the fact that it's almost been funded 10x over at this point).

      As for the contents of your fridge, I agree that it doesn't matter if you know what they are, but imagine if your fridge could use less electricity by directing cooler air to specific compartments where it knew you had food that needed those temperatures? Many condiments don't actually need to be refrigerated, so it might direct less cool air at them, while directing more of it at the vegetables that you want to keep crisp. I'm a bachelor who hates going grocery shopping and eats out a lot, so I have a near-empty fridge and a freezer that's been empty for a few weeks now, yet it never even occurred to me until I was writing this post that I could have changed the settings of my fridge to save a decent amount of energy.

      And turning off lights at the press of a button on your phone is overrated, as you said, but what about doing it automatically? We're not too far away from stuff like Star Trek's ubiquitous, "Computer, lights!" becoming a reality here, not to mention the automated proximity based signals that I mentioned earlier. You can already hack stuff like that together for yourself on the cheap, and there are more and more devices being aimed at end users that are doing things along these lines.

      And the Nest? Come on, don't tell me you think that it wastes electricity compared to the majority of alternatives available out there. It knows when you're home or gone, can be set remotely from afar, and has loads of other smart features built into it.

      We're in the future now, and as we have more devices collecting more data in the home, we can be putting it to work in being less wasteful with what we have while also providing us with a more home that is as responsive as we expect our software to be. It's a win-win, and it doesn't involve being able to see a list of everything in my fridge at any moment. :P

    2. Re:None of this needs to be networked by profplump · · Score: 1

      Or an enormous saver of electricity. If my house knew when I left and when I was 20 minutes from being home it could turn off climate control for the entire period I was gone, without any reference to a schedule or the like, and still be at the desired temperature whenever I was present. If my house knew when I was in bed with the lights off it could likewise turn the heat off until 20 minutes before the alarm time set on my phone, or until I was back up and out of bed, again without being tied to a (frequently wrong) schedule. If my house knew when I was gone it could completely power down all of my personal electronics and appliances rather than letting them idle all day. If my house knew when I was gone it could allow the freezer to get to a slightly higher set point than would normally be acceptable, because it would know that I'm not about to open it and let all the remaining cool air out. And of course there's the basic lighting control that ensures empty rooms are not lit and the amount of lighting is varied to be appropriate for ambient conditions and the task at hand.

      That's just a handful of presence-monitoring examples; there are many other opportunities for power saving given slightly smarter power distribution and human interfaces. Blindly putting a P4 into every appliance clearly would be a bad time for energy use, but there are lots of interesting things you can do to save power with just a little more information about what people are doing in a building.

    3. Re: None of this needs to be networked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You all are very clever guys. Useless morons...

    4. Re:None of this needs to be networked by Desler · · Score: 1

      If my house knew when I left and when I was 20 minutes from being home it could turn off climate control for the entire period I was gone, without any reference to a schedule or the like, and still be at the desired temperature whenever I was present.

      You can already do this without having to network up every appliance in your house.

    5. Re:None of this needs to be networked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      completely power down all of my personal electronics and appliances rather than letting them idle all day.

      So instead of wall warts leaking power all day, we'll have networked smart plugs leaking power all day so they can turn the wall warts on and off at just the right times...

  6. Serious Rethinking by intermodal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Serious rethinking is what people who think they want smart toasters need to do.

    I really don't feel the need to see every device under the sun attached to the internet. And I certainly don't want my car being tracked by smart roads and bridges. It's bad enough that they're already using license plate cameras to track us all.

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    1. Re:Serious Rethinking by JanneM · · Score: 1

      I can imagine a minor use for this kind of thing: Have appliances disclose operating conditions, such as energy used, detected faults and things like that. Our fridge is already doing some cool stuff locally, without a net; it keeps track of when during the day we open it and when we don't, and goes into a lower-energy mode when we're unlikely to open the door for a long while. Makes a noticeable difference in our power bill.

      But in practice, any such system will of course be maker-specific, demand a particular version of Windows/OSX/iOS/Android, and be completely locked to a vendor application that is buggy, incomplete and with an UI that is epic in its awfulness.

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    2. Re:Serious Rethinking by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      You really really don't want a smart toaster

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    3. Re:Serious Rethinking by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      There is benefit to such tracking of vehicles, but done in an anonymous fashion. (Of course, as we know from the Netflix prediction data, you can't just give something random numbers and call it a day.)

      Sending simple data to a mile marker (as an example) that says simply "I am an X pound, Y wheeled vehicle" would, I think, be extremely useful in prioritizing which roads get priority in maintenance and when the best time of the day (or night) would be good to do that. Set it up such that a marker sends out a ping signal with a UID and the car responds with the above information only once every A minutes and you remove dupes without giving the car a UID, so the markers get useful data while the drivers' identities remain private.

      Of course, that's why it would never be adopted by an existing government. The problem lies in having something that is useful AND altruistic. That's why I agree that reading license plates is bad.

    4. Re:Serious Rethinking by intermodal · · Score: 1

      Agreed. If we could trust that we would have genuinely anonymous vehicle size/weight/type counting for such purposes, that would be fine, but I'm pleased that we both know the government would never stop at that.

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    5. Re:Serious Rethinking by garbut · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Want to know how much electricity my dumb toaster consumes when I'm not using it? None. Zero. Dumb toasters rule!

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    6. Re:Serious Rethinking by intermodal · · Score: 1

      It's also protected from the Internet by not being web-capable. Score!

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  7. effect of weed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are people who gets hefty paychecks for some bluesky thinking which results nothing.

    Junks.....

  8. Asshats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article is completely stupid and wrongheaded.
    The reason we won't have an internet of things, is that it's useless and we don't actually want it. If the internet of things would increase productivity and make money (other than by selling it to suckers) it would already be here.

    The reason the internet doesn't work as well as a LAN is because it doesn't have a single monolithic user/owner. Important parts of it are owned and controlled by hostile entities who are in a state of constant warfare against the users and against eachother.

    Making the routing algorithm more complicated doesn't fix that.

    1. Re:Asshats by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 1

      The internet works fine as a LAN. Modern commerce and society, not so much.

    2. Re:Asshats by profplump · · Score: 1

      It can't work because it doesn't exist already? Or because you personally don't think it would be useful (without even a passing thought as to how your lifestyle might change if you never had to think about buying food again)?

      Are there other developments we should run by you for approval before we continue our work?

  9. Why? by Jmc23 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    My 'dumb' router is never going to decide my fridge needs to route through china to send my grocery list to my phone. He complains about the slowness of lookup tables but somehow AI is going to tax routers less?

    Is this why he's a professor teaching networking and not a network engineer?

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    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually read this drivel. He obviously has no concept of how routers, switches and the lot work much less the concept of something complicated like cognitive routing, never mind what type of network you'll get if you enabled every wireless phone to route anything.

      Lots of dead routes and phones. Our networks are progressing just fine as they are, where they need intelligent routing they get it where they need local routing you get it and as the load type changes we'll manage adapting just fine.

        I've personally written Gnutella clients handling client to client routing tables and I regularly thank god a real network exited underneath with equipment designed to handle it!

    2. Re:Why? by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      Here is a dire warning from 13 years ago about the imminent collapse of the Internet due to routing table growth. Lots of speculation in the comments about IPv4 address exhaustion as well. Clinton was actually still in office then.

      Our routers do not need biologically inspired routing algorithms. Our routers do not need AI. Route aggregation, IPv6 and faster hardware will suffice.

      Check back in 2026 and see if I'm not right.

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    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially considering IPv6 was specifically designed to support a full blown "internet of things" well into the 21st century.

      The routers are overloaded and inefficient because IPv4 space is fragmented and addresses have started to be traded like a fungible commodity - something that was never supposed to happen. This is not something that "cognitive protocols" will solve any better than IPv6 already does.

    4. Re:Why? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The author does know how they work, he's working on cognitive routing as a professor in the Netherlands.

      The article is drivel, however, you are right. Why? Maybe because all he wants to do is work on a topic that is interesting to him, and he needs to find a way to convince other people to fund it.

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    5. Re:Why? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      For that matter, when did IEEE Spectrum become a weird, political clone of Wired? Check out the article that says our network architecture is shrinking the economy and impoverishing the middle class. He might have a point somewhere in there, but is that really something that the IEEE cares about?

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    6. Re:Why? by swalve · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this was a pretty shit article. Congratulations to the author, he just invented qos the hard way.

  10. just think of the risks . . . by waterbear · · Score: 1

    DRM on home appliances, anyone?

    1. Re:just think of the risks . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be too late when you have a Star Trek type of food replicator...
      I hate to see the DRM or licensing terms on food or any goods that could be replicated by by sampling.

    2. Re:just think of the risks . . . by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can just picture it now.

      "I'm sorry, Spluggies Brand Bread did not renew their agreement with your Anus 11 Brand Ultratoaster. This toaster does not authorize the toasting of Spluggies Bread."

      "Your milk carton has been determined to come from Canada. The Sphincter X73 Megafridge will not permit you to insert it, as there is no cross-licensing agreement with Canada."

      I can just see sites dedicated to rooting your shower so you can use European shampoo and conditioner.

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    3. Re:just think of the risks . . . by jkflying · · Score: 1

      "If you want to use this toaster for bagels you will need to pay an additional $4.99 licensing fee"

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    4. Re:just think of the risks . . . by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      "You have not licensed your replicator to produce chicken soup. Please select either 1. Mealworm-flavored protein muffin or 2. Twinkies"

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  11. Smart Network? Slave Network. by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 1

    We already know that adding complexity to the network only leads to more congestion. Why a renewed push down this path? Because some are determined to make data as expensive as possible.

      What we need is dumber networks, at the same time, more flexible networks. the idea that (parts of) the network should be aware of things like the context of a message or network conditions, by drawing loose comparisons from biology is simply a human's attempt to enforce his will upon the physical world. No matter how hard you try, E=MC^2 even if you build a virtualized platform where it doesn't.

  12. Miles over the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am on internet and routing protocols 4 more thn 0 years..These proffesors are those who plugs RJ45 to Usb ports....

    Junk head.....

  13. Do we really need smart appliances? by NobleSavage · · Score: 4, Funny

    The last thing I want to worry about is security vulnerabilities overflowing my toilet. I really don't want my refrigerator, toaster, coffee maker, and microwave on line.

    1. Re:Do we really need smart appliances? by profplump · · Score: 1

      The fact that your toilet can overflow means it already *has* security vulnerabilities -- you've just accepted them. I don't know why you're assuming the new ones would be worse than the existing ones; if your toilet is capable of overflowing, wouldn't you rather it told you when that happened and tried to turn off the incoming water supply, as opposed to silently flooding your house?

      There are certainly *risks* associated with change. But there are also opportunities. Denying the possibility of improvement without even understanding the new risks is pure folly.

    2. Re:Do we really need smart appliances? by maliqua · · Score: 1

      But its a risk i'd be willing to take if my toilet could provide ratings, statistics or feedback on my 'work' there

    3. Re:Do we really need smart appliances? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw your other comment and wondered why anybody would want their food chosen and delivered for you. Now I see that you are deluded. Toilet overflowing is a security risk? Shit, I guess electricity going out due to a natural disaster is also a security risk.

      Stop misusing words. An overflowing toilet is not a security risk unless your shit is clogging the toilet. In that case PEBKAC.

    4. Re:Do we really need smart appliances? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      if your toilet is capable of overflowing, wouldn't you rather it told you when that happened and tried to turn off the incoming water supply, as opposed to silently flooding your house?

      That never happens. An overflowed toilet happens when you are staring at it, and it got clogged. Rarely will a toilet decide to start flowing things out when you are not around......

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    5. Re:Do we really need smart appliances? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      my toilet could provide ratings, statistics or feedback on my 'work' there

      Now that you mention it, that would solve the Facebook problem.

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    6. Re:Do we really need smart appliances? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that your toilet can overflow means it already *has* security vulnerabilities -- you've just accepted them. I don't know why you're assuming the new ones would be worse than the existing ones; if your toilet is capable of overflowing, wouldn't you rather it told you when that happened and tried to turn off the incoming water supply, as opposed to silently flooding your house?

      Parent's post is a classic example of solving a problem using a favored solution component, which then turns a system design task into a rationalization exercise. Recall the old saying: "when someone learns to use a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail." Sure, 'net connectivity offers a profond expansion of the possible, but that doesn't mean it's automatically part of all sane system solutions.

      In this particular situation, a floor drain is a far more robust solution. It provides reasonable mitigation for the stated "security" flaws, and others besides: leaky supply line, cracked tank, etc. Proper operation of the floor drain does not require electrical power or internet connectivity. And without code controlling its operation, code defects cannot cause system failure or exploitation.

    7. Re:Do we really need smart appliances? by r33per · · Score: 1

      I hear you, matey! No-one wants a WC buffer overflow or to even consider the fallout of a DDoS attack...

    8. Re:Do we really need smart appliances? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some jackasses pulled a DDOS on the toilet at my work, pretty low tech but effective.

    9. Re:Do we really need smart appliances? by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      But then we just need to make smart floor drains that can connect to the internet and to the coffee maker etc. Then when the water over flows and the floor drain senses it, it can tell the fridge to order more food and call plumber and. . . Well I don't know what it could do, but it could do whatever you can imagine and more. [requisite sarcasm tag here]

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  14. Physics is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Major Internet service providers around the world are now reporting global latencies greater than 120 milliseconds

    Did you know that the speed of light carries information at most 300 kilometers per millisecond? so for a latency of 120 milliseconds, the information can travel at most 36,000 kilometers. The Earth is 40,000 km around at the equator making 45 degrees north latitude only 20,000 km around. Between the two is the vast majority of all internet communication. So the fastest we can throw stuff around a circle that is 36,000 km in circumference is the time it takes light to go 36,000 km. Fancy that. Global latency is bumping up against the universal speed limit.

    Surely there will be many claiming neural network mapping or The Cloud will be able to make things faster that the global constant. This is one of them.

    In other words:

    The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
    In all of the directions it can whizz
    As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
    Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is

    So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
    How amazingly unlikely is your birth
    And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
    'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth

    1. Re:Physics is a bitch by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, those cognitive routers will license technology from Sirius Cybernetics Corporation which allows the routers to see the future. Since the routers will know in advance what packets will arrive when for which destination, they can figure out the routing in advance, and as soon as the packet arrives, sent it to the right port immediately.

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    2. Re:Physics is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to devide by two unless you plan on routing all your traffic to that PC next to you all the way around the world.

    3. Re:Physics is a bitch by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Earth is 40,000 km around at the equator making 45 degrees north latitude only 20,000 km around.

      Gee, in my reality, the cosine of 45 degrees is roughly 0.7071, making the 45 degrees north latitude circumference closer to 28,300 km.

    4. Re:Physics is a bitch by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Well, those cognitive routers will license technology from Sirius Cybernetics Corporation which allows the routers to see the future. Since the routers will know in advance what packets will arrive when for which destination, they can figure out the routing in advance, and as soon as the packet arrives, sent it to the right port immediately.

      or they could make the nic out of Resublimated Thiotimoline https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiotimoline

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    5. Re:Physics is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were told your wife was cheating on you with three men, but you found out that actually it was four, the correct response is not arguing about the correctness of the figure.

    6. Re:Physics is a bitch by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      If someone botches math that badly on a tech site such a Slashdot, I will respond.

  15. Better solution. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Offload as much bulk traffic as possible to content-addressible networking. Use packet switching for specific-destination time-sensitive communications, and hash-addressed caches for the 'want this, don't care where from' things like static content. With an IP fallback, in case none of the nodes in range have the requested data.

    There. That's just greatly reduced the traffic the internet needs to route, added considerable redundency and greatly enhanced the experience for mobile use by allowing for much more effective caching of static content. Two parallel networks, each doing what they are best at. Packet-switching for low-latency 1-to-1 communications, and CAN for dissemination, static content and publication.

    Now I just need to find someone with a few hundred million to invest in new infrastructure to support this thing.

    1. Re:Better solution. by manu0601 · · Score: 1

      Now I just need to find someone with a few hundred million to invest in new infrastructure to support this thing.

      And work around entertainment industry resistance to switch to anything new

    2. Re:Better solution. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      That would be an issue. It woul greatly reduce the cost of distributing media. That would be of benefit to the entertainment industry, but it would benefit pirates even more.

    3. Re:Better solution. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Can't you already do that with a URL? Certainly proxy caches already treat it that way.......

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  16. smart refirgerators, etc? Please not this again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see it's that time in the yearly news cycle where this stuff comes round again with the predictability of Summer.

    No, consumers do not want or need an internet connected refrigerator that orders food and drink itself as it runs out - people like to eat a variety of foods depending on what they feel like that day, this has had a good 15 years to happen and it just HASN'T for this precise reason.

    As for a smart alarm clock - why does it have to be "smart"? It's an alarm clock! You set it to wake you up at a particular time! That's all it needs to do ! (Unless you use the alarm functionality on your phone.... in which case - also no sale)

    By smart roads and bridges we are referring to computerised traffic flow monitoring and control - it's been in use for years so again no big news.

    I call "predictable unimaginative hype / outdated futurology" on this one - the same reason that "smart watches" will fail badly.

  17. Makes little to no sense at all by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    How is a "mesh network" (which is typically high latency) going to help latency when local bandwidth is seldom a problem?

    This is drivel, makes no sense, and is just a bunch of buzz words thrown together by somebody who has no clue.

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    1. Re:Makes little to no sense at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if it's drivel or not--I think that's a bit harsh--although I think you raise some good questions.

      Having some part of the network be of a mesh nature isn't a bad thing necessarily. Right now it's sufficiently centralized that governments can really muck things up if they want. A mesh network would address some of those concerns.

      My basic point (and I think, one of his main points, if not the only one) is that latency isn't the only concern in network structure. I agree that some hybrid (as a poster commented) would probably be ideal.

  18. Professor of network engineering? by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    "Engineering" means operating in the real world not some academic fantasy land of half-baked ideas littered with buzzwords.

    The Internet is not a decentralized network of ad-hoc peers it is a ridgid higherarchical network where the physical path reigns supreme. Even in nature and in brrraaaiiinnns there is higherarchical structure behind all transport of information and material.

    The problem with all of the adhoc mesh, self organizing shit is it has all been tried and it mostly sucks, wastes resources and does not scale. You can be clever all you want but all the algorithms in the world have much less value compared with paying someone to run more fiber for a new physical path.

    Intelligence is quite dangerous within the network given that humans are currently smarter than machines. When machines start making ASSumptions about the importance of packets each machine assumption becomes something a human can expliot. Intelligence belongs in the peers at the edge where we all have the ability to do really clever things without asking anyone else for permission, without turning the Internet into a "trusted" network and without having to worry about repercussions of the Internet being as "smart" as my fully buzzword compliant spam filter which regularly fails against human advasaries...surprise...

    1. Re:Professor of network engineering? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Actually mesh routing works quite well, it is basically how the Internet operates. TCP/IP works quite well on mesh because it will automatically figure out the lowest cost and the broken paths. The problem is typically with UDP or higher-layer (usually closed-source) protocols that pretend to re-invent TCP on another layer as well as too many technologies are bolted onto the wrong protocols. There is no reason VoIP-protocols couldn't work on TCP other than bandwidth and a bit more processing on either end of the link, but at least you can see the rationale. But when you then bolt on video streaming services on top of UDP (UDP doesn't care whether or not it gets delivered) you end up streaming lots and lots of unnecessary content to dead endpoints. So let's bolt on another Transport Protocol and a Messaging Protocol using the same UDP-stream (looking at you Adobe).

      In-house mesh networking (wireless) is physically impractical because you need new wiring and in most cases a single router can handle the load and isn't going to be the problem. It's a solution looking for a problem.

      There is no reason we don't have an Internet-of-things other than cost. It costs $5-25 to add "Teh Interwebz" to a device, it costs probably $5/device in development costs for a UI and $5 in support costs. That's $15-45 on a microwave that costs $35 at Wal-Mart. So you're at Wal-Mart looking for another microwave that will die somewhere in the next 2 years - $35 or $80...

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  19. That tired old BS again by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Why can those with nothing worthwhile to say not just shut up?

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  20. Re:smart refirgerators, etc? Please not this again by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    As for a smart alarm clock - why does it have to be "smart"?

    So, when your employer decides they need you at 7am, not 8am, they can just log in and change your wakeup time.

    You didn't think this was intended to benefit _YOU_, did you?

  21. Some good ideas, some catastrophically bad ideas by RR · · Score: 2

    I find it telling that Liotta (the author from TFA) is not mentioned in any IEEE RFCs, except in RFC 5345 to say that he makes claims with no real-world measurements. But that's just appealing to authority.

    The most troubling part of his proposal, I think, is the elimination of Postel's Law. The Telco-oriented people have been telling the Internet community people all along that what we need is an intelligent network that provides QoS guarantees. The Internet community rejected that, with the result being an Internet that grows in speed and adapts to countless unforeseen applications. Liotta uses the human autonomic nervous system as metaphor, but the fatal flaw is that the human autonomic system has only one brain. The Internet doesn't work with a single controlling entity.

    Likewise, his illustration of the Youtube clip is not entirely accurate. Companies like Google and Netflix are making colocation deals with a bunch of the Internet Service Providers, so that most videos don't have to travel through the backbone, Time Warner Cable aside.

    There are problems with the current Internet and projects to redo the basis of networking, but Liotta's proposals remind me of those fantasy "cities of the future" fiction that I used to read when I was a kid.

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  22. Smart devices communicate via remote servers by erice · · Score: 2

    My 'dumb' router is never going to decide my fridge needs to route through china to send my grocery list to my phone.

    Actually, it might. The quick and easy smart device schemes I have seen require that all communication between devices route through an external server. If hosting starts migrating to China and local infrastructure to to short circuit these paths doesn't become pervasive in the mean time, you might very well find that your fridge talks to your phone via China.

    1. Re:Smart devices communicate via remote servers by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      my router as in the router in my home.

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    2. Re:Smart devices communicate via remote servers by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      My 'dumb' router is never going to decide my fridge needs to route through china to send my grocery list to my phone.

      Actually, it might. The quick and easy smart device schemes I have seen require that all communication between devices route through an external server. If hosting starts migrating to China and local infrastructure to to short circuit these paths doesn't become pervasive in the mean time, you might very well find that your fridge talks to your phone via China.

      the problem is they want intrenet of things when what we need is a intranet of things. i want it all controled by me and talking to only who i want it to not who the manufacturer thinks i should talk to. it should be rootable and open.

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  23. Underwhelmed. by khallow · · Score: 1

    Routers could manage data flows more effectively if they made smarter choices about which packets to discard and which ones to expedite. To do this, they would need to gather much more information about the network than simply the availability of routing links. For instance, if a router knew it was receiving high-quality IPTV packets destined for a satellite phone, it might choose to drop those packets in order to prioritize others that are more likely to reach their destinations.

    And if a router knew it was receiving packets destined for a competitor's service, it could slow them down a bit and maybe drop a bunch.

    What's the point of making every device a router? It's not going to have the bandwidth or latency of a real router. And I doubt there's that much local traffic to justify a mesh system by default. Maybe it makes sense given the P2P culture out there, but I still wonder how much of the local network will have the content you want?

    And it's worth noting that the human body consists of highly specialized parts. Only a few cells are actually connected to the nervous system. It's certainly not every cell in the body in some sort of distributed network.

    Then there's "MAPE".

    One idea, proposed by IBM, is the Monitor-Analyze-Plan-Execute (MAPE) loop, or more simply, the knowledge cycle. Algorithms that follow this architecture must perform four main tasks:

    In other words, traffic signals and road signs. While driving, humans don't respond well to sudden changes or warnings. It's not going to end well, if the intersection you're about to cross suddenly is chock full of traffic. Or there's no warning for the exit on your highway, except a sign at the very exit itself.

    I just don't see the analogy to the human brain here in any of their examples. It's all rather crude stuff. And what really is the advantage of doing these things at the lowest possible level, over shoveling packets as fast as possible and letting higher layers of logic handle the subtleties of networks?

  24. Semantic protocols are a total joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is this? The 1980s again. Didn't the failure of 'semantic' OSes and file-systems teach anything? Semantics should be imposed top down by 'applications', NEVER bottom-up.

    The worst aspect of modern Computer Science is how applications are discouraged to the point of being BANNED from informing the underlying OS and resource managers exactly what use of resources would be optimal to the application. Instead, the underlying layers- following the same cretinous logic as this article- have to pretend they are 'psychic' and second guess the needs of any running application.

    Trust the system memory-manager, you are told. Trust the OS scheduler. And yet, only the application can truly know how and why it needs to use the memory and CPU processing resources.

    There is NO SUCH THING as AI. There is Human intelligence, and the rule sets Humans program into computer applications. So-called AI is nothing more than specific uses of Human derived rule-sets. An NO, having a Human rule-set cause an algorithm to search for specific rule patterns in a database does NOT constitute true AI either.

    This does not mean there cannot be algorithmic improvements in the routing of Internet traffic- of course all systems tend to have room for improvement. But dribbled 'ideas' along the lines of "copy the brain- it 'thinks' so that's the ultimate solution" were cretinous in the 1950s, and are just as cretinous today.

    PS the PS4 console from Sony, released later this year, allows as much 'to the metal' coding as possible, where the applications (ie., games) DO get to tell the underlying systems exactly how to behave. Top down semantics will allow this hardware to still be competitive in 5+ years time. The 'second guess the user' bottom up pseudo 'AI' semantics that will be controlling memory and thread scheduling on our ordinary computer devices in the same time period will need many times the computer power to even draw equal in performance.

    Likewise, at the lowest level, a network should be clean, simple, elegant and neutral. Moronic hacky low level gimmicks designed to target whatever data flow is currently 'trendy' would ruin the network, but for obvious reasons there will always be morons who lack any understanding of the layer model, and propose such changes. Packets should NEVER care what kind of data they are carrying. The rules that control 'frequency' and 'priority' should come from semantically aware higher levels. Higher levels that never need to change the underlying physical design of the network in order to change how the network functions.

    The physical aspect of a net should be entirely concerned with more packets at more speed with more reliability. Mechanical syntactical concepts only. And this, of course, is the current state of the Internet There is no value, despite the idiot claims of the author, in choosing to move certain packets 'slowly' (such packets should be issued slowly at higher layers, obviously). And as for bandwidth stealing packets like video, well only the improvement of total network bandwidth can help here, obviously.

    1. Re:Semantic protocols are a total joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very good comment, +5 Insightful as far as I am concerned!

      Glad I read at -1.

    2. Re:Semantic protocols are a total joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the relevant literature on cybernetics, you'll find that all these objections were addressed in the 70s.

      Sadly, yes, OS design has completely ignored this entire field of knowledge. But in principle the idea of formulating a PLAN is exactly what you're talking about - you make a high-level plan that suits your high-level needs, then give the plan to the lower levels which allows them to figure out how to implement the plan. The psychic element goes away because you have direct, high-variety but low-frequency communication between the layers.

    3. Re:Semantic protocols are a total joke by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Trust the system memory-manager, you are told. Trust the OS scheduler. And yet, only the application can truly know how and why it needs to use the memory and CPU processing resources.

      PS the PS4 console from Sony, released later this year, allows as much 'to the metal' coding as possible, where the applications (ie., games) DO get to tell the underlying systems exactly how to behave. Top down semantics will allow this hardware to still be competitive in 5+ years time. The 'second guess the user' bottom up pseudo 'AI' semantics that will be controlling memory and thread scheduling on our ordinary computer devices in the same time period will need many times the computer power to even draw equal in performance.

      For the PS4, which runs one game at a time and needs to have all the performance possible for that single application I think this is a great idea. For a general computer that is running many applications at once I can see problems. Each program that is installed will want to prioritize itself above everything else. Just look at the myriad of application tray icons that get installed and program updaters that are constantly running. Look at MS Office and how it pre-launches the program in the background so that it can start up quicker when you want to use it. If every application had control over the memory it took and the scheduler then you would have a dead lock and nothing would get processed.

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  25. I for one by fisted · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new refrigerating overlords

    1. Re:I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new Culture overlords.

  26. Enough already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since I haven't lost enough independence, now all I need is 14 year old Eastern Block hackers and the NSA having open access to my HVAC and refrigerator. No thanks Internet, can you go away now?

  27. The premise is nonsensical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Internet's infrastructure strains under the weight of streaming video (something it wasn't designed for), not tiny, infrequent messages from many devices. All the smart devices in my house, and future house, won't come close to using the bandwidth of one Netflix movie, even over multiple years of use.

  28. Not even wrong by blackanvil · · Score: 1

    I've been working as a network engineer at various ISPs, large, medium, and small, in NOCs, NetEng, etc. The author seems to be unaware of how the Internet really works. His concerns about how various different types of traffic should have different priorities is addressed quite well by QOS. Most IPS backbones are MPLS based, and use RSVP to keep the tunnels open and uncongested. When an external path gets congested, there are programs (Routescience was my favorite, not sure what the modern equivalent is) to migrate your route announcements over different paths automatically, if your NOC engineers are incapable of doing it manually. That leaves the overall concern about bandwidth. Fiber is cheap, DWDM lets us pack an ever-larger number of waves, be they 1gig, 10 gig, 40 gig, 100gig, or whatever we come up with to surpass those. In the core, IPv4's routing tables are now handled trivially by modern equipment, and IPv6's implementation is designed to prevent routing table bloat. Of all the problem's I've seen on high-end routers, every time there's been a cpu or memory issue in the last 10 years, it's been due to a bug, not because the router itself couldn't handle it. Cognitive protocols? No, that's not the problem, it's not why your download is slow, why you have lag in your game, your calls drop or your videos black out. Last mile congestion, lack of infrastructure, and the refusal to build out networks to meet consumer demand are causing that.

  29. Slouching towards post-scarcity by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    by me five years ago: http://www.pdfernhout.net/post-scarcity-princeton.html
    "These exponential trends in rising capacity and dropping costs illustrate a very different future than the increasingly competitive gloom and doom ones most conventional economists tend to paint for the short term. They even suggest a future where money itself may be less and less important as a control system for day-to-day activities."

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    1. Re:Slouching towards post-scarcity by Lennie · · Score: 1

      Yep, jobs and money could go the way of the dodo, but we still have a long way to go I think.

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    2. Re: Slouching towards post-scarcity by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      Examples of situations without the need to spend money by the individual:
      * Inside the US military (a trillion dollars a year more-or-less of planned economy) -- yes it is a paid job in reality, but especially in warzones or ships it is more of a lifestyle and culture with comprehensive planning to deliver food and shelter and supplies
      * The Googleplex or SAS-plex where there is "free" food and transport and other services (again, yes you are paid, but there is sort of this air that money is not the main thing and a lot of things are supplied without direct expense) -- maybe ths is arguable, in which case some religious orders like monks or nuns are in this direction
      * The very poor when hospitalized live in a structured environment that supplies food, shelter, and clothes
      * Those in prison get food, shelter, clothes, etc.
      * Middle class childhood in the USA (parents shelter the kids)
      * Middle class college life (one the meal plan, housing supplied, etc.) -- yes maybe someone pays, but it is not the college kid often
      * Some few remaining remote tribes who live by subsistence
      * Those who share GPL software and CC Wikipedia pages as a gift economy

      Also, for those over 65, there is social security as a basic income which is not earned, and can be spent as desired.

      Perhaps we will see those sorts of zones grow in population while others shrink?

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  30. Where is my traffic going? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [some time in the near future]

    Huh!!!
    What's this?
    My traffic.
    It's...?
    It's being redirected through Maryland?
    What the hell???
    Oh. Damnit!!!
    Fucking NSA!!!!!!

  31. why a connected fridge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fridge needs to run compressor, asks house if it can spare energy for that (no, sorry, the dryer is running, ask me again later).
    Another scenario is care of disabled or elderly (did they boil the kettle or use the light switch at their usual time? No? Time to ask another human to check on them)
    That being said, no obvious reason why my fridge needs a route to yours.

  32. A router in every device? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    The author seems to think that every device should also be a router. Sure, that's going to speed things up! So now my phone has to connect to the fridge to get to my car to get to my neighbor's toaster so I can read Slashdot? That seems a lot less efficient to me, than the hub-and-spoke system we have today!

    Why would a dedicated router not be better than some generic device that is also a router?

  33. Clueless author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This author does not seem to have a good idea about how networks operate. neither does he seem to have any idea of how the Human body and nervous system work.

    1. Re:Clueless author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And based on what you've just written, neither do you.

  34. They always leave off the last bit by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    "The Internet of Things (That Can Kill Us)"

    When it has been demonstrated time and time again that huge corporations don't give a care about doing security right (read: not immoraly cheap or simplistic to the point of being 'special'), we shouldn't be adding remote access and control to 'things' that can be turned into open doors or even death traps, FFS.

  35. Security! by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

    I understand the convenience of home automation and all but I can't help seeing scenes of Maximum Overdrive playout in my head. But instead of aliens it's some little prick kid.

  36. Easy in theory, hard in practice. by quietwalker · · Score: 1

    Look at some of the old claims from the JIT camp. Theoretically, the JIT compiler could produce optimized code after examining the runtime in action; certain methods are triggered (via data, or user interaction) more often than others, and so should be optimized even at the cost of other methods which are infrequently executed.

    Current solutions to these usage patterns rely on profiling systems both prior to and during execution, and then a manual effort to understand and adapt the system - and I'm guessing most folks don't even do code profiling now a days, especially not on live systems.

    So, why haven't we seen these runtime optimizing environments? Some small optimizations have been provided by certain runtimes, but they are optional and usually disabled by default, requiring human intervention to be enabled. At the heart though, it's a really hard problem to fix without a human-like understanding of the purposes of the executable, even with perfect knowledge of the system the code is currently running on.

    Not only that, since many optimizations could end up being system-specific, and runtime developers don't have a focus on system-specific optimizations (in fact, quite the opposite, usually), there's not a lot of development in this direction.

    Last, because the system lacks that human awareness, a given optimization has some chance that it will instead, result in a loss of efficiency, potentially even a critical one. So instead, a middle-of-the-road tact is used, and humans are relied upon to provide optimizations past that.

    Like a monolithic, distributed, homogenous routing OS, theoretically a JIT runtime could provide massive increases in efficiency, but in practice, it's too hard to do, and be right. We see this problem all the time. ... and that's assuming that you can get past the logistical problems of an 'intelligent' routing protocol that needs to know how your systems work (implying privacy and security concerns), as well as a necessary high adoption rate for the system to work to any real benefit.

    My belief is that instead of a vast intelligent router app, we'll see more and more dumb, ad-hoc networks, and rely on a path-rich environment to provide somewhat inefficient, but 'efficient enough' routing. Autos would be a great target here, as their primary networking needs would be restricted to just those things geographically near them, making their routing requirements relatively low.

  37. Re:Some good ideas, some catastrophically bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Internet doesn't work with a single controlling entity.

    ICANN think of one. Routing can need this too. It doesn't break anything fundamental except the preconception that we should have as few central controllers as possible. Stafford Beer covers your immediate objections via his Redundancy of Potential Command paradigm (this proposal is a straight copy of the Viable System Model, BTW).

  38. Re:Some good ideas, some catastrophically bad idea by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

    It also assumes that the internet companies will want to play fair. Once they can determine the nature and destination of each and every packet, they can drop the ones that compete with their own services. Any idea that needs everyone to act fairly has serious flaws as in the real world that is not very realistic.

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