National Weather Service Upgrades Storm-Tracking Supercomputers
Nerval's Lobster writes "Just in time for hurricane season, the National Weather Service has finished upgrading the supercomputers it uses to track and model super-storms. 'These improvements are just the beginning and build on our previous success. They lay the foundation for further computing enhancements and more accurate forecast models that are within reach,' National Weather Service director Louis W. Uccellini wrote in a statement. The National Weather Service's 'Tide' supercomputer — along with its 'Gyre' backup — are capable of operating at a combined 213 teraflops. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), which runs the Service, has asked for funding that would increase that supercomputing power even more, to 1,950 teraflops. The National Weather Service uses that hardware for projects such as the Hurricane Weather Research and Forecasting (HWRF) model, a complex bit of forecasting that allows the organization to more accurately predict storms' intensity and movement. The HWRF can leverage real-time data taken from Doppler radar installed in the NOAA's P3 hurricane hunter aircraft."
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This seems to be another dupe: http://news.slashdot.org/story/13/07/26/005230/noaa-goes-live-with-new-forecasting-supercomputers
This is surely doomed to fail, as yet another example of government waste and excess that only feeds into supporting the 47% who want government handouts so they can live on welfare.
We must free the markets to create a capitalist solution!
It'll extend a robotic arm out a window, palm upward and feel for drops of rain.
Further enhancement will extend a wet digit out the window, digit pointed upward, to detect wind direction and velocity.
it done be amazin'!
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
last few months they would be saying at least 80% chance of rain the next day and it would turn out to be sunny. even with major storms coming
i've been using baseball game rainouts in the midwest for my weather planning
no new computins!!!
I ask because to me, such exensive upgrades are of no consequence if tragedies like Katrina will still take place and get responded to the way we did.
And we clearly dropped the ball by exhibiting [our] sheer incompetence to the world.
National Weather Service Upgrades Duplicate Article Generator
ANNAPOLIS, MD (AP) -- July 31, 2013
The National Weather Service (NWS) announced that they are upgrading their duplicate article generator, a source of much embarrassment on Slashdot.
"The Europeans were laughing at us," said James Robert Duncan, the man with three first names who runs the National Hurricane Predictor (NAHUPRE) program at NWS. "They were getting more accurate predictions for our storms than we were. We had to do something."
With the help of Congressional redistricting, they got the funding they needed by agreeing to store unspecified chemical waste from three nearby fertilizer plants. "By God and country, we will fill our homes with toxic goo if it means people will stop laughing," said Jim-Bob, "and now we can definitely guarantee at least three submissions to the front page on Slashdot daily about our new article generator."
The National Weather Service was established in 1948 to replace the American Weather Service, an elite cadre of fighter pilots whose ambitions would not be held back by the ending of the Second World War. The National Weather Service no longer performs military operations but is instead a satellite operator and research facility with only limited oversight of international countersupervillainry.
Let's shut down supercomputer(s) used for US domestic surveillance and give it (them) to NOAA. Two birds, meet your stone!
US weather satellites are rapidly dying... these need to be replaced
Fortunately, the next President of the United States, Rand Paul, will defund the National Weather Service, since it violates the true intent of the Cosntitution. That way the country will be depopulated of millions of black col.... err I mean welfare recipients and Latin.... er I mean illegal immigrants, and Anglo-Sax... er, I mean right and true taxpayers will be left to lick my love pu.... er celebrate their freedom!
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
A bigger computer helps a lot, because when the forecaster stands on top of it he can see further, and get a better idea of what weather is coming.
If only clouds had metadata.
So does the NSA have Lemon Pledge?
Why is Snark Required?
From TFA:
In our current political 'climate', I don't see that happening. Things seem to be run by a group of people who disbelieves all science, and another group who thinks that all government spending is bad, and a significant overlap between them.
As a sibling post has said, we've got enough trouble getting them to pay for replacing dying weather satellites.
All while trying to kill student loans and a health care plan which both MAKE MONEY, all in the name of saving money.