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Croak & Dagger: Following the Trail of a Herpetologist Spy

bmahersciwriter writes "When Rafe Brown started doing field research in the Philippines, he constantly found himself in the long shadow of Edward Taylor, an irascible giant of herpetology (the study of amphibians) from the mid-20th century, whose legacy was tarnished by accusations of fraud, questions about his naming methods, and rumours of a double life working for the U.S. government. Brown forged a bond with his predecessor and has begun to restore a collection of Taylor's specimens that were lost during the Second World War, and which could aid in allocating resources for conservation. He has meanwhile found out more about Taylor's extracurricular activities, which included work with the organization that would eventually become the CIA."

40 comments

  1. Sounds like a movie by ackthpt · · Score: 0

    Doctor of Archaeology finds himself battling Nazis for possession of a relic of supernatural power...

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    1. Re:Sounds like a movie by LoRdTAW · · Score: 2

      Oh man, what a great movie plot. If they ever make it into a movie, I hope they cast Harrison Ford, he did a great job playing Han Solo in Star Wars A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back.

    2. Re:Sounds like a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way would Ford do it. He hates snakes.

    3. Re:Sounds like a movie by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Oh man, what a great movie plot. If they ever make it into a movie, I hope they cast Harrison Ford, he did a great job playing Han Solo in Star Wars A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back.

      Yeah, but I just remembered something ... he hates snakes.

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    4. Re:Sounds like a movie by grumpy_old_grandpa · · Score: 1

      Dude, did you just dial in from 1980? Tell me which week, and I'll beam you the lottery numbers, OK? Oh, and if you could do something about that horrible fashion trend coming up, that'd be great!

    5. Re:Sounds like a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bob from '80 here. I'm worried about where the fashion is trending, too; it'll be a dull future with everyone in plain white robes and shaved heads. I'll get right to work on changing that --- see if I can turn it in a completely different direction. A bit of lottery money would probably help with that (March 3, if you please).

    6. Re:Sounds like a movie by Aonghus142000 · · Score: 1

      That reminds me, Marty. You better not hook up to the amplifier. There's a slight possibility of overload.

    7. Re:Sounds like a movie by Aonghus142000 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and Marty, be careful around that Griff character. He's got a few short circuits in his bionic implants.

    8. Re:Sounds like a movie by gfim · · Score: 1

      Sorry, none of the three Star Wars movies is named "A new hope"...

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  2. Herpetology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I really thought it was the study of Herpes.. me and my cold sore are sad :(

    1. Re:Herpetology by WarJolt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope....but it also includes reptiles.

    2. Re:Herpetology by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      So he was assassinating foreign spies not only with rattlesnakes he put into their bedrooms, but also by prickling them with rings laced with the skin secretions of his beloved Dendrobatidae pets?

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    3. Re:Herpetology by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      And before anyone ask "how's this news for nerds?" has obviously never had a herp-keeper as an acquaintance. I was a fish-guy (40 tanks in my bedroom during college, ranging from shoeboxes to 75 gallons), so I understand the obsession, even going so far as to plan my rare weekends off to go collecting on my own. The "spy" aspect makes it even more fun.

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    4. Re:Herpetology by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your friend's name wasn't Augustus Fink-Nottle perchance?

    5. Re:Herpetology by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

      As opposed to Derpatology, the study of felines that want to haz cheezburgers.

    6. Re:Herpetology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God damn it yes.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpetology
      Herpetology is the branch of zoology concerned with the study of amphibians (including frogs, toads, salamanders, newts, and gymnophiona) and reptiles (including snakes, lizards, amphisbaenids, turtles, terrapins, tortoises, crocodilians, and the tuataras). Batrachology is a further subdiscipline of herpetology concerned with the study of amphibians alone.

    7. Re:Herpetology by camperdave · · Score: 1

      And before anyone ask "how's this news for nerds?"...

      Nobody asks that anymore. That hasn't been a Slashdot slogan since Dice Holdings took over.

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    8. Re:Herpetology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He used The Speckled Band...

    9. Re:Herpetology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What, ho: off to the Drones, are we?

    10. Re:Herpetology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been training my newt for about the last fifteen years, the dude is totally dumb and doesn't do much but lay around. Maybe that's key to living longer, no stress, a rock to lay on, some sun, water and a few floating flakes to chomp, life is good.

    11. Re:Herpetology by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I know you form such shows as 'the Simpsons'.

      woefully esoteric?

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  3. Herpetology by LMariachi · · Score: 3, Informative

    Herpetology is the study of reptiles and amphibians.

  4. Herpetology Definition by ZincFinger · · Score: 1

    > herpetology (the study of amphibians) err... Batrachology is the study of amphibians alone, Herpetology is the study of both amphibians and reptiles.

  5. well by geekoid · · Score: 1

    he only studied herpetology until he croaked.

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  6. Why Herpetology Studies Reptiles and Amphibians by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 4, Informative

    But herpes and herpetology are etymologically related. The Greek verb herpyzo means to creep or crawl (apologies for using Latin letters, I've tried Greek on /. before and it isn't pretty). So a herpeton is a creeping thing: i.e. snakes, lizards, salamanders, etc. Thus we end up with the study of creeping things or herpetology.

    Herpes became the Greek word for shingles (herpes zoster in the medical books) because it was a creeping (or lurking) disease. It would seem to be gone but would lurk about only to resurface again. It was only natural, therefore, to apply it to what we commonly call herpes now (herpes simplex).

    1. Re:Why Herpetology Studies Reptiles and Amphibians by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I wish we'd go back to medical names that are whimsical and memorable like that rather than boring and forgettable. H1N1, for example, we could have done better. We could have called it "Tiger Woods Flu" or something.

      Gene names, they're working on replacing the ones with memorable names as well. Catch22 and sonic hedgehog, for example.

    2. Re:Why Herpetology Studies Reptiles and Amphibians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      H1N1 was much more scary though. Everyone is afraid of numbers that sound like secret shadow government codenames for evil research projects that involve harvesting the organs of small children, while practically no one is afraid of Tiger Woods.

    3. Re:Why Herpetology Studies Reptiles and Amphibians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while practically no one is afraid of Tiger Woods.

      Tiger left a message for you. He'd like to borrow your SUV.

    4. Re:Why Herpetology Studies Reptiles and Amphibians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you get herpes from creeps and lounge lizards?

    5. Re:Why Herpetology Studies Reptiles and Amphibians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a solid reason for this. The new names are descriptive if you speak the local jargon, and they work across disciplines. (I'm a neurobiology doctoral student.) Sonic Hedgehog makes sense only in its original context, making fruit flies look odd (Hedgehog) and then a version of it named by someone who played Sega.

      A lot of whimsy is lost but some still sneaks in. Look at some papers written about fucokinase.

  7. Croak, heh! by OakDragon · · Score: 1

    Somebody just wanted to write "Croak & Dagger".

  8. Herpetology by alexkaskasoli · · Score: 0

    The science of Herpes

  9. My Favorite Science Article Today by snookerdoodle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And yes, it WOULD make a great movie plot. The protagonist really is a spy. And he really is a herpetologist, And he's pretty good at both. His character flaws could easily be written to develop from his time in secrecy and from the unfair disqualification of his research. Brown is just an epilogue: 35 years after his death, it turns out his research was right. They don't even need good writers if they stick to what actually happened.

    1. Re:My Favorite Science Article Today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, especially since people just love watching movies with lots of snakes.

  10. What's so special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the French had spies for a long time.

  11. Just what I need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like he's the guy I need to see. I caught Herpes from a whore in Manilla.

  12. Picture of Edward Taylor, by MotorMachineMercenar · · Score: 1

    the herpetologist, in his natural habitat:

    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4541751296/h7D5F4C78/

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  13. Stefano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The police are hot on his trail, from his tattooless ankle to his eyebrowless forehead! The Italian Fiend!