Cow Burps Tapped For Fuel
Dave Knott writes with this intriguing snippet from CBC: "Argentine scientists have found a way to transform the gas created by the bovine digestive system into fuel, an innovation that could curb greenhouse gases that cause global warming. Using a system of valves and pumps, the experimental technique developed by Argentina's National Institute of Agricultural Technology (INTA) channels the digestive gases from bovine stomach cavities through a tube and into a tank. The gases — which otherwise are commonly known as burps, or "eruptos" in Spanish — are then processed to separate methane from other gases such as carbon dioxide. Each head of cattle emits between 250 and 300 liters of pure methane a day, enough energy to keep a refrigerator running for 24 hours."
No way this will happen unless it can be done without raising the price of a double cheeseburger over $0.99
turn the cow into a battery
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Ah come on... Cow BURPS? There are a whole lot of ways to get methane from the things cows expel, mostly from the OTHER end, that are a whole lot easier and effective than what they burp up. But hey... Who wants to shovel the stuff into the tank where we can easily capture the methane it generates?
I'm calling BS on this.. (grin)
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This is a serious problem here in Wisconsin.
The barns are always at risk of exploding, and
this could greatly help reduce insurance costs.
(to be funny) Imaging this implemented on an industrial scale...Warehouses filled with pens of cows hooked up to all sorts of tubes, and strange looking devices, possibly a treadmill, lol. This is interesting in theory, but in practice...I don't see it working.lol
This doesn't seem all that original... I've seen more than a few instances of pig farmers trapping the methane generated by pig farts.
I visualize a vast tower full of tubing hooked to burping cows powering a massive AI and all the humans are jacked into the other side living in the Mootrix.
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(Person on phone): Hello?
(ME): Is your refrigerator running??
(Person on phone): No! Actually, we lost power!
(ME): Then why don't you go CATCH IT!! haha!!
[In the distance]: MoooOOOOOOO!!!
(Person on phone): shit
This sounds like it could be a fertile subject for steampunk adaptation! Just imagine herds of cows with tanks attached. For dairy herds, when your cows come in for milking, you would also collect the accumulated methane at the same time. Cows with balloons filled with self generated methane could be flying around the skies!
Someone should tell them the methane comes out the ass, not the mouth...
One time I sneezed half the papers off my desk. They should look into that too because its an awful lot of energy.
We should be tapping the scrawny vegetarians. Better still, they will enjoy the process of installing the 'fittings'.
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If they did this, no doubt the long-term presence of the tubes would cause respiratory infections. TRIPLE THE ANTIBIOTICS.
How about human burps, or better yet, excrement? How about managing to convert all human & animal excrement into fuel, particularly gasoline compatible fuel, that can run in our cars?
It's amazing what we'll do to animals to make a buck...
Really regretting those burritos last night, this fridge is looking at me a bit funny.
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Great tech, now I can add another reason why I'm a vegetarian.
The main goal of this research is to trap the methane to reduce global warming. I saw the news in spanish, cow farts contain certain amount of methane gas that could result to global warming, so trapping and using them is good for the enviroment.
Cows walking around the fields with metal tanks filled with methane strapped to their backs... what will happen when one gets struck by lightening? Holy hamburger, Batman!
It would be awesome if every steak or rack of ribs came with a canister of methane that I could plug into my BBQ grill.
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I think the word you are looking for is eructos.
Each head of cattle emits between 250 and 300 liters of pure methane a day, enough energy to keep a refrigerator running for 24 hours
Now Frink can make his intra-bovine ice cream maker run directly from cow burps!
Since most cows are life long cell mates why not just make the building airtight and put a methane extractor in your air exchange?
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It's a bit dated, but http://www.globalmethanefund.org/methane-untappd_potential-12.01.09.pdf gives an overview of the scale of the issue. At 29%, "Enteric fermentation" is the largest class of anthropogenic methane emissions by a large margin.
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I'm not a veterinarian - nor do I play one on TV - but I understand that the bovine digestive system is really not optimal for digesting what we feed most cows these days (corn). I can't help but wonder if their methane production would go down if we went back to feeding them what they would ordinarily eat.
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a bit of a cash cow.
One cow in the freezer, the other cow to power the freezer. Win-win.
My dad used to joke about studies done in the 1970s about the viability of capturing methane from cows. I guess those cows showed him...?
So would the farm animals be in The Meatrix?
Burps are one thing, but isn't more methane produced when it passes through all four stomachs, and is expelled at the end of their alimentary canal? If this is the case, I can think of quite a few humans who can be used for fuel, after a few pizzas and beers.
My roommate "predicted" this as part of a speech class in college, early 1975. He also drew up a Fartmobile, tubes coming out from under the seats. He didn't have a solution for the problem that girls don't fart.
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Forget the belches and farts, cowshit has enough methane. It is far easier to sweep all the solid waste from the cow to retention ponds, cover it with a plastic sheet and collect the methane. It reduces odor pollution, gets methane fuel, and produces non-smelly organic fertilizer. But alas, now that natural gas prices has fallen to through the floor due to fracking, there is no incentive to do it for fuel. Organic fertilizer and odor pollution abatement are the only incentives for this now.
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So Algore can carbon-tax it.
Also, we can use the profits from that to start mining all that methane hydrate in the permafrost and the sea-floor just going to waste and threatening the end of life as we know it, etc.
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If each HEAD of the cattle emits so much methane, imagine how much the other end must emit!