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Bitcoin Token Maker Suspends Operation After Hearing From Federal Gov't

First time accepted submitter Austrian Anarchy writes with this story via Reason (and based on a report at Wired) about a maker of physical Bitcoin tokens. Quoting from Reason's take: "Mike Caldwell ran a business called Casascius that printed physical tokens with a bitcoin digital key on it, key hidden behind a tamper proof strip. He'd charge $50 worth of bitcoin to print a bitcoin key you sent him via computer on this token. Cool stuff--a good friend of mine found one sitting unnoticed in her tip jar from an event at which she sold her artisan lamps from 2011 and was naturally delighted given the nearly 1000x increase in value of a bitcoin since then. So, you're making something fun, useful, interesting, harmless--naturally the federal government is very concerned and wants to hobble you. 'Just before Thanksgiving, [Caldwell] received a letter from the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network, or FINCEN, the arm of the Treasury Department that dictates how the nation’s anti-money-laundering and financial crime regulations are interpreted. According to FINCEN, Caldwell needs to rethink his business. "They considered my activity to be money transmitting," Caldwell says. And if you want to transmit money, you must first jump through a lot of state and federal regulatory hoops Caldwell hasn't jumped through.'"

258 comments

  1. Stock Certificates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How is what he was doing different from printing a stock certificate?

    1. Re:Stock Certificates by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yes. The printer of stock certificates have infinite more lawyers.

    2. Re:Stock Certificates by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

      How is what he was doing different from printing a stock certificate?

      Nobody prints stock anymore. It's all done with a confirmation that you hold X shares.

      On a different tangent, the value and desirability of a token you can no longer order means they will skyrocket in value. Well played, federable gummint.

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    3. Re:Stock Certificates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is what he was doing different from printing a stock certificate?

      Well, on the one side we're talking about stock certificates...on the other, we're talking about bitcoins. #obvious

    4. Re:Stock Certificates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      because stock isn't money...

    5. Re:Stock Certificates by fractoid · · Score: 1

      So how is this coin different from a "confirmation that you hold X bitcoins"? Transferability or something?

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    6. Re:Stock Certificates by lgw · · Score: 2

      I have stock certificates, laminated and framed, from a former start-up. They do exist, and in general your broker can send some to you if for some crazy reason you want them.

      And "money laundering" laws should have a floor. Sure, make the business track if a given customer does more than $10,000 in business in a month and report that - that's fine at that scale - but how is this different from, say, restaurant gift cards?

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    7. Re:Stock Certificates by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      More aptly, how is this different than printing out a paper wallet for a friend?

    8. Re:Stock Certificates by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 1

      How is what he was doing different from printing a stock certificate?

      If you are talking about the publicly traded variety of stock, you have to go through all sorts of government hoops (that link is just the tip of the iceberg) and get all manner of government approval. Bitcoin should not require any of that, for one because you are not possessing a share of equity in a large entity, but you are possessing one bit of something that has value in itself. Before going into what constitutes value, let's just stipulate that the Subjective Theory of Value applies here.

      In other words, the physical Bitcoin is no different that tossing around serial numbered lug nuts, vs. tossing around shares of AC Automobile Corporation. At least it should be, but now the SEC is acting like this is their business.

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    9. Re:Stock Certificates by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 1

      More aptly, how is this different than printing out a paper wallet for a friend?

      No different really, other than the jackboot of the SEC has not stomped on anybody's paper wallet yet, at least not that I am aware of.

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    10. Re:Stock Certificates by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      Or sending a purse filled with dollar bills?

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    11. Re:Stock Certificates by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      in the way that he is not selling stocks, which has it's own set of rules to jump through.

      money transmitting rules might even be the easiest, though he would need to keep records of id's.

      easiest would be to just take bitcoin for bitcoin, but that has way less usefulness.

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    12. Re:Stock Certificates by lxs · · Score: 1

      This is one guy making physical objects. So he's low hanging fruit. The Bitcoin network is distributed over many clients worldwide. Difficult to make a dent in that. If you can't shut down Bittorrent you go after the Pirate Bay. If you can't shut down Bitcoin you go after a harmless one man operation.

    13. Re:Stock Certificates by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      When I send my nephew a birthday card with a check enclosed, I guess that makes me a money transmitter. Time to turn myself in.

  2. Far from harmless fun... but by Infestedkudzu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the government is still just trying to maintain control. bitcoins going physical would be huge.

    1. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What he is doing is, in fact, money transferring. He takes money and transfers it. That defines his activity. Which means he needs to keep records. Why do people involved in money transferring need to keep records? To prevent money laundering.

      When a bitcoin moves from one wallet to another, a public record is made. Bitcoins are the least anonymous money system imaginable; the morons who claimed that bitcoins are anonymous because money laundering would be legal with bitcoins are morons.

      But this guy has found a way of anonymously transferring bitcoins without explicit money laundering.

      That means he needs to keep records.

      If instead he was a 7-11 and handing out those things as change from transactions, he would not be engaged in money transferring, and would not need to keep records.

    2. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by gatfirls · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. Why would we want this currency that only moves in value only .5% a month. We want a currency that moves 20-50% in hours.

      Imagine the fun of grocery shopping with it by the time you get done shopping you have to either take out 1/2 of it or you get 50% off!

    3. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I don't understand the concept of transferring money. Is selling things for dollars considered transferring money? Isn't he simply accepting $50 worth of bitcoin, and in exchange giving the buyer a token that can be used as bitcoin wallet, but doesn't actually have any bitcoin on it upon receipt of the customer?

    4. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by Wingman+5 · · Score: 1

      That's the thing. the article never says if the tokens where empty or not. If he charged $50 and put $40 on the token (or whatever he wanted to charge as a handling fee) then he most certainly would be transferring money. But if they where empty I see your argument.

    5. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people involved in money transferring need to keep records? To prevent money laundering.

      In the land of the free and the home of the brave, I would think freedom and privacy would be more important than 'safety' from money laundering. I guess, much like we let our government grope people at airports in an effort to stop terrorists, this is yet another example of how we're not as free as we like to pretend we are.

      the morons who claimed that bitcoins are anonymous because money laundering would be legal with bitcoins are morons.

      Bitcoin transfers are somewhat anonymous. A grand majority of people won't know who's actually behind those ip addresses or even what the bitcoins are being sent for.

    6. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by TerryMathews · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Selling "things" for money is not transferring money.
      Selling stored value cards, like gift cards (which I think is the closest physical analogy), is transferring money and monitored by FinCEN.

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    7. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by camperdave · · Score: 2

      Ah! So he's selling wallets?

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    8. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      I was going to say, "I can transfer bitcoins, bypassing the transaction chain, just by giving people a wallet face-to-face."

      If he's handing out wallets, what's the password to them? Are they all the same?

    9. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how the digital key leaves your wallet and then enters the coin, and then back into the digital world.

      Can someone explain it in plain English? Why can't I send him my key and then spend it virtually while he makes his crafty token?

      And yes, I know I am stupid, that is why I am asking the question. I am missing something very integral to the process.

    10. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Since money is fungible, if you've got more in bitcoins than your average grocery bill, then you're already doing this every time you shop.

    11. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by gatfirls · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, my cashier usually spot checks forex to see how many bags of cheetos I can afford because the dollar value fluctuates wildly due to its nature as a purely speculative vehicle.

    12. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by Mitsoid · · Score: 4, Informative

      If he sold wallets, he wouldn't have issues. He's selling wallets with other peoples money in it, or could be (the no one knows, there is no oversight... and that's the problem). And he's not keeping track of who gave him the money, or where it's going, and he's not providing the information to authorities. It's possible he's pre-loading these coins with values (e.g. $25, 50), and mailing them to people after he takes his fee.

      It's basically the formula for money laundering, as the bitcoin trail ends with him, and 'clean' money can come out.

    13. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by DrPBacon · · Score: 1

      A record is made in the public ledger, but you can't make any useful conclusions from it. You can launder paper money too... I can give a friend government fiat in exchange for a bag of BC without being required by law to keep records... Why can't this nice young man give me a god darn fancy coin with a B on it?

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    14. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by mysidia · · Score: 1

      No. He is not "transmitting money". He is selling physical bitcoin tokens.

      Collectible commemorative coins that have things printed on them such as "1 Bitcoin".

      These tokens have artistic features such as gold plaining, or construction with fine silver.

      The coins have a public key / QR code printed on them of a bitcoin wallet that has the specified number of coins, and a tamper-evident seal. Inside the seal is a piece of paper with the corresponding private key.

      However, the bitcoin amount that had been spent to the wallet whose private key is included --- are Bitcoins, not dollars.

      An intangible asset like warcraft gold; not money like US dollars.

    15. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2

      (the no one knows, there is no oversight... and that's the problem).

      That's called freedom. No wonder the government has an issue with it.

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      --- Jerry Garcia
    16. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What turns my tentacles is that Fincen appears to have included miners as "money transmitters" if they convert the mining reward to currency along with a slew of other users. No thresholds... mandatory registration federally and potentially in the individual states.

      So, now a miner apparently cannot legally convert their wallets to legal tender for such evil activity as paying taxes, bills, and lawyers fess unless they have a few hundred thousand dollars laying around to cover the federal, state, local MSB registration fees, lawyers, and probably an accountant. Even then, the applications can be rejected if the boards get too confused or alienated about what you are doing, assuming any of those even apply.

      In a sane authoritarian county, the small time miners would just register their identity with a compliant exchange for currency exchanges. I won't even get into what a sane non-authoritarian county would do.

    17. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      No, he just overprices the cheetos to accommodate currency fluctuations (or someone upstream does that).

    18. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There bitcoin-priced cheetohs would have to have 100% premium to account for such risk.

    19. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheetos are usually priced at more than a 100% premium, so bitcoin-priced cheetos would actually be much cheaper.

    20. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He takes money and transfers it.

      Since when are bitcoins "money"?

    21. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by gatfirls · · Score: 1

      Good point. But wait...why don't my cheetos cost 1400$ a bag then?

      Ohh yea, there is a regulatory body in place to make sure that wild valuation swings don't happen minute to minute.

      It amuses me that people think they have a new idea about currency when in such a short time it has exampled the pitfalls of every single unregulated on before it.

    22. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the people who came up with it called it a digital currency.

      Was that seriously the best you could do?

    23. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by lxs · · Score: 1

      He's handing out the public and private keys to bitcoin adresses with bitcoins stored in them. They are fancy paper wallets.

    24. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by lxs · · Score: 1

      Bitcoins are stored in adresses which have a private key associated with them. These address keypairs can be made on the fly by bitcoin wallets or wallet generators. Once you transfer coins into an address and the transaction is confirmed as legitimate it is recorded in the blockchain and from that moment on it is a matter of public record that address X contains Y bitcoins. If you want to transfer the coins out of the address you import the private key into wallet software and then you can spend it.

      That address-key pair can be stored in an electronic wallet or be written down on a piece of paper. Paper wallet software does this for you and can conveniently add QR codes which saves you from typing in 50+ character keys. Those pieces of paper (or fancy metal tokens with a piece of paper glued on them) can be traded like collectible trading cards.

      Everyone with access to the address can confirm that the bitcoins are in there, but only those with the private key can transfer money out.

    25. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by N1AK · · Score: 1

      The rules, in theory and when applied as originally intended, are to stop people from hiding large sums of money to avoid it being seized when convicted, lost in divorce or taken in inheritance tax. If I wanted to avoid IHT and withdrew £10,000,000 and bought bitcoin tokens to hide the money then the government wants records to be kept so it can in theory track my attempt at avoidance (actually in the UK they can simply point out the missing £10,000,000 which can't be explained and tax it without ever seeing it, so it's not as relevant here).

      In theory it makes sense: I don't want middle class people stuck paying IHT while the super wealthy can just ship the money off to a no records foriegn bank account where it can't be found.

    26. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by Antonovich · · Score: 1

      I might have missed something but how is this different from, say, someone taking a limited-run bank note/bill or coin and asking someone to put a nice frame around it? Would you say that this person is involved in money transfer? They receive the bill/coin and put it in a pretty container for a fee. Sounds pretty similar to me. This may be considered aiding and abetting money laundering also though... And what about the makers of *ugly* devices, like USB sticks? Are they also aiding-and-abetting?

    27. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by flargleblarg · · Score: 1

      the government is still just trying to maintain control.

      But that's impossible! How will the government maintain control without the bureaucracy?

      The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local currencies in line. Fear of this treasury.

      bitcoins going physical would be huge.

      Don't underestimate traditional currency. The ability to deliver money electronically around a planet is insignificant next to the power of the federal mint.

    28. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by Goaway · · Score: 1

      They are not empty.

    29. Re:Far from harmless fun... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if the presence of a "regulatory body" ensures no currency fluctuations. Check out the value of the euro the past few years. Even in our own history, there was tons of inflation in the 70s. And we had almost the exact same "regulatory body" in that decade as we have today. Present stability is no guarantee of future stability. The dollar is widely used today, inside and outside of the US. That provides stability. IMO, the Federal Reserve has little to do with it (though lots of smart people would disagree with me there.) The wide use of the dollar could change. And it could happen quickly. There is precedent. Weimar Germany. Before hyperinflation, their currency was widely used Internationally. That changed practically overnight.

    30. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      When I owned a retail establishment, we had gift cards that we printed and sold and accepted. I was never aware that I was money laundering and needed to go to jail.

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    31. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      So if I sold a wallet for $20 and each wallet came with a $10 bill in it, that would be illegal?

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    32. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      You probably wouldn't get bothered either if your gift cards can only be used in your store. If you start printing, let say Visa/MC branded gift cards then you will definitely need to get registered with FinCEN.

    33. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      Yup, it was used to hide your money once you find out that your partner turned into a golddigger and file for divorce.

      Prenuptial agreements are not just for the super-rich anymore, especially nowadays when traditional family values are being systematically breaking down (at least in the Western world). It is your protection against having your salary taken for life, feeding the disloyal dishonest golddigger bitch + the children that you will probably NEVER get to see in your entire life.

    34. Re: Far from harmless fun... but by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      Actually, they *are* empty when shipped, so if they are stolen en route they don't net the thief anything. Once arrived, the buyer "activates" it and it gets filled with Bitcoins by means of sending some to the correct address.

  3. Absolute Defense by The+Cat · · Score: 0, Funny

    Congress shall make no law.. abridging the freedom speech or of the press...

    -- First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States

    This aside from the fact that according to the Supreme Court of the United States, money is speech.

    So if they rule Bitcoin is money, it's legal under the First Amendment's right to free speech, and if they rule it isn't money, it's legal under the First Amendment's right to a free press.

    Case dismissed.

    1. Re:Absolute Defense by blue+trane · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Money is speech in the same way that the Supreme Court ruled that education should be separate but equal, or that Dred Scott was property.

    2. Re:Absolute Defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try spreading a political message without spending money. Tell me how that works out for you.

    3. Re:Absolute Defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did it today on blogger. It was easy.

    4. Re:Absolute Defense by camperdave · · Score: 1

      "Spreading of a political message should be done without money."

      Easy-Peasy!

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    5. Re:Absolute Defense by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      I don't think you deserved a -1 for that, but you do deserve to be woken up to the harsh reality of the world where the US courts do whatever the fuck pleases them at the time and the government doesn't give a shit about what they said the law was yesterday when your tax dollars come to arrest you today.

      The judge would likely rule that bitcoin is money then imprison you for contempt of court until you stop talking about Citizens United.

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    6. Re:Absolute Defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you didn't.

    7. Re:Absolute Defense by lgw · · Score: 2

      Money is certainly "political expression" when used to pay for political expression. You seem to think that's foolish, but fail to provide an alternative for consideration. Should political newspaper ads be outlawed, such that only those who can buy an entire newspaper company have freedom of the press? Where do you draw the line, without outright censorship of some means of political expression?

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    8. Re:Absolute Defense by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 2

      Money is speech in the same way that the Supreme Court ruled that education should be separate but equal, or that Dred Scott was property.

      No, spending money is speech. Coining money is covered in Article I of the Constitution. That said, people should be free to exchange in whatever they mutually define as money and save that dirty federal coined variety for the tax man.

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    9. Re:Absolute Defense by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 1

      Money is speech in the same way that the Supreme Court ruled that education should be separate but equal, or that Dred Scott was property.

      No, spending money is speech. Coining money is covered in Article I of the Constitution. That said, people should be free to exchange in whatever they mutually define as money and save that dirty federal coined variety for the tax man.

      Oops, that was supposed to be a response to The Cat (19816).

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    10. Re:Absolute Defense by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 2

      No, spending money is speech. Coining money is covered in Article I of the Constitution. That said, people should be free to exchange in whatever they mutually define as money and save that dirty federal coined variety for the tax man.

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    11. Re:Absolute Defense by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      "Vote Ima Krook for Senate!" <-- political message

      Did I just spread that message without spending money? I suppose it did cost something - an infinitesimally small depreciation on this workstation, plus a similarly tiny fraction of electricity, internet, & rent bills.

    12. Re:Absolute Defense by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Money is certainly "political expression" when used to pay for political expression.

      No, there is nothing "certain" about that assertion.

      Money used for political purposes is bribery. There is no difference between "I will give you X dollars if you vote for bill Y" and "I will buy your campaign X dollars worth of advertising if you vote for bill Y." And there is no effective difference between "I will buy your campaign X dollars worth of advertising if you vote for bill Y" and "I'm thinking of buying your campaign X dollars worth of advertising. By the way, bill Y is cool. Wink wink nudge nudge," which is more or less the state of American politics today.

      Where do you draw the line, without outright censorship of some means of political expression?

      Even if outlawing bribery were getting close to censorship, I have no problem with censoring the fsck out of for-profit corporations. They have no rights, and by definition their only possible interest in speech is to improve their bottom line. Google, BP, Halliburton, whoever, shut your piehole. Real people are talking.

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    13. Re:Absolute Defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your time is worthless ?!!

    14. Re:Absolute Defense by lgw · · Score: 1

      Again, you fail to prevent a reasonable alternative that doesn't restrict First Amendment freedoms. Do you just not like that amendment? You wave your hands a lot and repeat the same talking points we've heard ten thousand times, but that's not very interesting.

      Where would you draw the line on my political speech, exactly? Can I not take out an ad to support a position I believe in. Heinlein once paid for a full page ad in the NYT warning of the dangers of the Communist Threat. Legal, or no? The likes of Forbes and Perot have self-financed runs for the presidency before, paying out of his own pocket to get their message hear - legal or no? If I'm the owner of a newspaper, can I use that paper to express my political opinions - yes or no? Can I print flyers on my home printer and distribute them - yes or no?

      Have you actually thought any of this through, or are you a talking-points parrot?

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  4. statists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you statists deserve every bit of the totalitarian soviet gulag you've been voting for.

    now the machine has the critical mass and demand of millions of free-and-reduced lunche-eating kids, it can do what-ever it wants.

    it WAS called an experiment, and now we know the results are in: Liberty can last about 200 years. Tops.

    1. Re:statists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're counting the first fifty years when only landed whites could vote? And you're counting the first century when only males could vote? Or the first 150 years when blacks really didn't count in the political process? There's more to liberty than economic freedom. And the hypercapitalist rising Asian economies have shown that economic freedom and deregulation does not necessarily translate to increased social freedom or prosperity. They're developing a new, more vicious, form of capitalism that is rapidly out-competing our timid domestic strain with its hobbling, quaint, notions of social welfare, free time, and happiness.

  5. Artisan Lamps? by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 3, Funny

    Karma be damned. Artisan Lamps? What the fuck good is that without an Artisan light bulb, an artisan table, or an artisan fluffy hipster cat to sit next to it? Artisan lettuce with my heirloom artisan tomatoes and my artisan bacon with some artisan cheese on my artisan bread. Shove that artisan BLT down my artisan throat and wash it down with my artisan spring water.

    1. Re:Artisan Lamps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you mention all that without artisan mayonnaise?? http://gothamist.com/2012/04/10/mayonnaise_store_opens_in_brooklyn.php

    2. Re:Artisan Lamps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Artisan: The Titanium of the Post-Organic advertising era.

    3. Re:Artisan Lamps? by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Any article indistinguishable from an Onion article is sufficiently fucked up.

    4. Re:Artisan Lamps? by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mayonnaise on a sandwich? What are you, a French? The correct lubricant to put on a bacon sandwich is more bacon.

    5. Re:Artisan Lamps? by maharvey · · Score: 1

      Bacon lubricant (lard) on a sandwich? What are you, German?

    6. Re:Artisan Lamps? by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 1

      If I meant rendered bacon fat I would have said rendered bacon fat. I simply meant more bacon. A scaffolding of bacon.

    7. Re:Artisan Lamps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmm ... bacon lube.

  6. SHOCKED! by gatfirls · · Score: 2

    ....That it took this long for the feds to come in to play. No matter how neato your new currency is; if it's heavily used to electronically launder money and/or buy illegal items the days are numbered. Bitcoin -> Currency has and always will be the choke point the government(s) control. Unless they somehow setup a 100% bitcoin society but I don't know how that would work.

    1. Re:SHOCKED! by bames53 · · Score: 1

      Bitcoin -> Currency has and always will be the choke point the government(s) control.

      In this case is that the guy is being paid in Bitcoin and is effectively mailing Bitcoin back; That is, it's not a transfer between Bitcoin and another currency that's being regulated here.

    2. Re:SHOCKED! by gatfirls · · Score: 2

      This guy is being paid anonymously in what he considers a currency to send a physical representation of that to another location to which he does not verify is the originator. From my very limited understanding of the law that is what the feds are taking issue with.

      Also, he is essence creating a physical currency. But I'll let the feds figure out what is and isn't legal with those coins and what is and isn't transferring funds.

      Anyway, the point is that they are going to attack anywhere bitcoin tries to leave "the cloud". Silk road put bitcoin in the feds crosshairs and they aren't going away.

    3. Re:SHOCKED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The biggest offender for money laundering and purchasing illegal goods is, by far, the USD in cash form.

    4. Re:SHOCKED! by Mitsoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's a good point. I'm sure the feds would still have a problem if banks trade IOU's and dont actually move the money, but do it entirely in not-dollar-values...

      Bank A: I'll pay you 500 Monopoly bitmoney for that loan package. But lets leave it to monopoly money so there's less taxes
      Bank B: Okay. Sounds Good. Here.. have a 'free' gift.
      Bank B: I want to cash in my 500 Monopoly bitmoney for your Widgets and such.
      Bank A: Sure, here, have them for 'free'.

      Seems fair that he has to play by the same rules. I dont care about bitcoins, but people claiming bitcoins are above any and all laws (including laws of the country they are being used in, and converted to physical objects in) is plain silly.

    5. Re:SHOCKED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he's not creating a physical currency anymore than me handing you a flash drive with an image of the mona lisa is art theft. The coin itself is relatively valueless and is only "worth" anything if the seal is not broken... just like the cash card in your wallet in and of itself is relatively worthless, but the data on it is potential worth a good deal of money.

    6. Re:SHOCKED! by DrXym · · Score: 1

      It's probably why various governments are shutting down exchanges. What good is a bitcoin if you can't change it for real money? The answer is not much for legit users, although it might become an underground currency for criminals the same way the Liberty Reserve became. There would still have to be something akin to the Liberty Reserve or Silk Road to put people looking to buy Bitcoin or cash out in contact with local dealers though.

    7. Re:SHOCKED! by celle · · Score: 1

      "That's a good point. I'm sure the feds would still have a problem if banks trade IOU's and dont actually move the money, but do it entirely in not-dollar-values...

      Bank A: I'll pay you 500 Monopoly bitmoney for that loan package. But lets leave it to monopoly money so there's less taxes
      Bank B: Okay. Sounds Good. Here.. have a 'free' gift.
      Bank B: I want to cash in my 500 Monopoly bitmoney for your Widgets and such.
      Bank A: Sure, here, have them for 'free'."

              You know you just described what was going on before the 2008 crash, right? It's still going on, just the default behavior now.

    8. Re:SHOCKED! by bames53 · · Score: 1

      But the bitcoin isn't leaving the cloud; The bitcoin is being transferred between bitcoin addresses like any other bitcoin transaction, recorded in the same global ledger. Even if the token gets sent to someone other than the owner of the original bitcoin address, effectively 'transmitting' money, this is no different than every other bitcoin transaction.

      So perhaps every bitcoin transaction needs to be regulated. Perhaps the software should be illegal and using bitcoin should require a State granted license. After all, bitcoin was originally designed and implemented by anarchists for the express purpose of undermining the State.

    9. Re:SHOCKED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is such a lame stance to take - why would you "let the feds figure out" ANYTHING. The whole point of this is that we don't fucking need or want them telling us how to spend their money. We want our own money and for them and their 'laws' to face up the the fraud they are and go the fuck away. As that seems very unlikely, we should aim to foster a system such as bitcoin that makes coercive efforts difficult or impossible.

  7. Written in a biased way by earlzdotnet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This summary is written as if the government does nothing but enforce/give monopolies and is only out to serve the big companies... oh wait

    1. Re:Written in a biased way by blue+trane · · Score: 2

      Of course, the idea that government can't spend more than it takes in strengthens those ties. The way out is for us, the voters, to realize that government can and should empower its people with direct payments, instead of giving money to corporations. Create a basic income, and fund it with govt bonds bought by the Fed which can expand its balance sheet to pay for them, and return the interest to the Treasury so that the govt's borrowing costs are zero. The best way to fight corporate power is to provide individuals with a choice of not entering the free market.

    2. Re:Written in a biased way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time a government tries to exert too much control over the legal market, a black market springs into existence spontaneously. What you propose is exactly the opposite of that. I doubt that individuals would jump from corporate economic oppression to government economic oppression.

    3. Re:Written in a biased way by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      So to each according to his needs?

      I know it's fun to bitch about corporate power, but corporations won't be shooting a pregnant wife in her own house (ruby ridge), putting you in a cage for taking pictures, or forcibly taking everything you own because they decided they have the power.

      What YOU are talking about is the antithesis of free agency and liberty.

    4. Re:Written in a biased way by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

      Of course, the idea that government can't spend more than it takes in strengthens those ties.

      And the proof of that statement is what exactly? Because that has not been true of the U.S. for a LONG time.

      Indeed the simple truth is the less control federal government exerts, the less interest corporations have in using money to gain some of that control. What you propose would draw corporations to the government like flies, to a vastly greater extent than you see now.

      --
      "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    5. Re:Written in a biased way by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know it's fun to bitch about corporate power, but corporations won't be shooting a pregnant wife in her own house (ruby ridge),

      If there were not a government making sure that such an action would be punished, I'd not be sure about that. After all, illegal corporations (also known as organized crime) are known to have no qualms to do such things.

      putting you in a cage for taking pictures,

      They don't need to because they know they can just call a government agency to do it for them. Otherwise, see my previous point.

      or forcibly taking everything you own because they decided they have the power.

      Oh, they do so as much as they can (see statuatory copyright infringement). Also, see my first point.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    6. Re:Written in a biased way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Basic income is the opposite of "to each according to his needs". Everyone gets a (small) amount to live on no matter what their needs are. If that's all you want in life, sit back and exercise your function as a participant in the mass market which capitalism needs to function. If you're more ambitious, like most people are, then you can start a business (less risk with your BI to fall back on), work, go back to school, or volunteer your time for charity. The individual would finally be freed from the tyranny of wage slavery. No one would be forced to work a pointless job to "legitimize" their existence and their spending power.

    7. Re:Written in a biased way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So to each according to his needs?

      I know it's fun to bitch about corporate power, but corporations won't be shooting a pregnant wife in her own house (ruby ridge), putting you in a cage for taking pictures, or forcibly taking everything you own because they decided they have the power.

      What YOU are talking about is the antithesis of free agency and liberty.

      The would if they though they had the power and that doing so would make them more money (or prevent them from loosing money that they would loose if they did not take the action).

      Businesses and government are basicly the same they're groups of people trying to enrich themselves through the means at their disposal.

      The trick is ensuring that neither has the means to do anything particularly egregious without the consequences destroying them.

    8. Re:Written in a biased way by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      No, the corporations don't get their hands dirty. They just pay the Government to do it, or convince the voters to pay the government to do it for them.

    9. Re:Written in a biased way by dryeo · · Score: 2

      You need to read some history, perhaps start with the Pinkerton Detective Agency. 150 odd years ago it was larger then the US army and mostly sold its services to private industry for various services including strike breaking which included shooting pregnant woman, putting people in cages for holding signs and such. Then industry discovered it was more cost effective to pay to get their guy elected so their guy could sick the police on whoever was disturbing their businesses.

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_totalitarianism
    10. Re:Written in a biased way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, illegal corporations (also known as organized crime) are known to have no qualms to do such things.

      Criminal organizations aren't corporations. Recognition by the law is a defining element of incorporation.

    11. Re:Written in a biased way by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      Um You may not heard of this but many Criminal Organizations are in fact also actual Corporations just ask about things "back in the old days" for anybody in the

      Construction
      Waste Management
      Casino
      "Other" Entertainment industries
      Laundries
      Restaurants

      and anything in New York drawing more than a few KiloBucks (or any older US city with slightly different thresholds).

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  8. This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I make giftcards to Amazon, say (I mean stupidly duplicating what Amazon already has in gift cards but you pay me and I sell you an Amazon gift code,) I'd expect to be regulated.

    If I take your $50 bill and give you $100 british pounds, that's actually changing of money, but you can bet I'd expect to be regulated.

    If you give me $25 and I give you a physical wood plaque with a bearer bond attached to it...I'd expect to be regulated.

    If I manufacture casino chips suitable for trade in a casino and sell them, I'd expect to be regulated.

    So, tell me again why this guy doesn't think what he's doing falls under any kind of regulatory enforcement?

    1. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      bcuz government is evil and takn' away ma freedums!!!!!

      END THE FED RAWWWW
      BITCOINS R DA FUTURE

    2. Re: This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you give me two dollars and I give you back a dollar in a frame how's that?

    3. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's far more dodgy than that. He doesn't even know that he's sending the coins to the person who paid for them. He's as good as asking to be used as a money laundering service!

    4. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because he doesn't believe any of the stuff you just said. Neither do I. Why do I need to be regulated? Why, when I got to the bank and deposit over $10,000 to I have to explain to the government how and where I got it? Why is that any of their business? This idea of money laundering is ludicrous. The idea that year after year, we need to give up more and more of our rights and privacy just to make the feds job of catching criminals easier baffles me. If we want to trade dollars for pounds or goldfish, fuck the government. They do not have a need to know about our transaction. And before you start talking about tax collection, there are a lot easier ways to collect taxes that are completely unavoidable. But if they implemented them, people would quickly become aware of just how much they were paying in taxes and likely revolt. This diffuse mess we have now serves to obfuscate just how much of your paycheck the feds end up with, and they like it that way.

    5. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If I make giftcards to Amazon, say (I mean stupidly duplicating what Amazon already has in gift cards but you pay me and I sell you an Amazon gift code,) I'd expect to be regulated.

      Apropos of nothing, should Amazon expect to be regulated for making Amazon gift cards?

      This "I'd expect to be regulated" is, quite frankly, astonishing. It brings to mind a sea of humanity, all going about their daily lives while intoning the phrase "I expect to be regulated".

      If I'm doing something that lots of other businesses do unregulated(*), and assuming that the practice doesn't infringe on someone else's rights, my first impression is that I expect *not* to be regulated.

      I wonder how you came to believe that particular mantra.

    6. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because you drove there on a road that requires taxes, and have a reasonable amount of saftey, that requires taxes, and the bankers are regulated to not steal from you, which takes taxes.

      So your large money movements need to be tracked to make sure you aren't in a cash business and trying to avoid taxes.

      If you don't buy into that idea, stop posting on the internet that was created with... taxes.

    7. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by pla · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So, tell me again why this guy doesn't think what he's doing falls under any kind of regulatory enforcement?

      Because if you take my $50 bill and give me two $20s and a $10, we call that "making change", not "money laundering".

      Casascius exchanged Bitcoins for other Bitcoins, plus a small fee for the cool novelty token. He didn't exchange BTC for USD, or vice-versa, or anything even remotely similar to that. He made frickin' change (albeit more literally than normal).


      That said - I still have one first- and one second-gen Casascius 1BTC coins somewhere around here. They already traded at a good premium over their exchange rate, this news should send their collectable value through the goddamn roof! Thanks, FinCEN - I still hope you all choke to death on a bowl of hyena semen, but this time, you've really done me a solid!

    8. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by roman_mir · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Wrong, people make money, not governments. People should expect freedoms, not regulations when they make money and transfer it among themselves. The only reason government uses violence to regulate money is because gov't is Mafia and it wants its cut.

    9. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by mythosaz · · Score: 4, Funny

      [ SUPER: "When you do only one thing, you do it better" ]

      Customer #1: I needed to take the bus, but all I had was a five-dollar bill. I stopped by First Citiwide, and they were able to give me four singles and four quarters.

      [ SUPER: "At First Citiwide Change Bank, We just make change" ]

      Paul McElroy: We will work with the customer to give that customer the change that he or she needs. If you come to us with a twenty-dollar bill, we can give you two tens, we can give you four fives - we can give you a ten and two fives. We will work with you.

      Customer #2: I went to my First Citiwide branch to change a fifty. I guess I was in kind of a hurry, and I asked for a twenty, a ten, and two fives. Their computers picked up my mistake right away, and I got the correct change.

      [ SUPER: "Correct Change" ]

      Paul McElroy: We have been in this business a long time. With our experience, we're gonna have ideas for change combinations that probably haven't occurred to you. If you have a fifty-dollar bill, we can give you fifty singles. [ SUPER: "We can give you fifty singles" ] We can give you forty-nine singles and ten dimes. We can give you twenty-five twos. Come talk to us. [ SUPER: "We can give you twenty-five twos" ] We are not going to give you change that you don't want. If you come to us with a hundred-dollar bill, we're not going to give you two-thousand nickels.. [ SUPER: "We're not going to give you two thousand nickels" ] - unless that meets your particular change needs. We will give you.. the change.. equal to.. the amount of money.. that you want change for!

      [ SUPER: "At First Citiwide Change Bank, Our business is making change" ]

      Bank Representative: That's what we do.

    10. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government is corrupt, and meddles in private affairs far too much.

      End the Fed.
      Bitcoins are a sign of possible times to come.

    11. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Kogun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In each of these scenarios, what regulations do you expect, specifically, and for what purpose? Please explain as you offer nothing but your expectation as opinion. Regulation is not the default expectation any of us should have. It must be justified in all cases.

    12. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Someone always gets a cut, either by taxes to a government, or by laundering to avoid a government. Neither is free.

    13. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by lgw · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Because you drove there on a road that requires taxes, and have a reasonable amount of saftey, that requires taxes, and the bankers are regulated to not steal from you, which takes taxes.

      Always with this straw man. Enough with it - the strawman is dead, bereft of life it rests in peace. It has shuffled off this mortal coil and joined the straw choir invisible!

      The amount of taxes needed to fund roads and regulate banks an such is a trivially small and unobjectionable fraction of current taxation. The majority of taxation is money collected from less-politically-favored groups and mailed directly to members of more-politically-favored groups, plus the military.

      No one is trying to take your roads. No amount of cuts to road build and regulation could possibly balance the budget in the first place. That's not what the debate is even about.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    14. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately taxes aren't ala cart, and outside of criminal enterprise and gambling winnings most peoples federal tax rate is at an almost all time low.

      Seriously, go check out a country with poor federal tax collection. It's not pretty.

      Strict money laundering and tax collection laws help keep taxes lower for all. I don't know why any above board person would have a problem with that. It's like defending the guy who thinks the stop signs are BS.

    15. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To use your examples, do you have a complete ID record stored for every person you gave that amazon gift code too?
          If I came up to you on the street and handed you $100 and asked for that $100 gift code for amazon, would you stop and record my ID? Or would you just give me the code and say have a nice day? The former is what is expected, otherwise you are laundering money illegally.

      This isn't to protect me from getting ripped off by you (say giving me a fake code), it is to go after me if they think I should not have the cash to begin with.

    16. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhm, yes...money is power. Government regulates power. If you don't like that I suggest you go join an anti-government militia somewhere far far away from any big cities.

    17. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Without government? What planet do you live on? You're free to imagine idealistic scenarios, but the reality is that except for the very tippy top of the food chain, everyone has to pay off someone. This is the cut. It's taxes to a government or the need to launder money (in which case the entity doing the laundering takes their fee) to avoid taxes to some government. This government can be a recognized sovereign nation, a mafia-style group, whatever. But I challenge you to show me one place on Earth where the average worker takes home every last thing they worked for without paying up to someone.

    18. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Just in case we're not clear, I meant free as in beer--not as in freedom. I'm talking strictly about keeping the actual physical results of production or an equivalent token thereof which can be exchanged for those physical results.

    19. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Casascius exchanged Bitcoins for other Bitcoins, plus a small fee for the cool novelty token. He didn't exchange BTC for USD, or vice-versa, or anything even remotely similar to that. He made frickin' change (albeit more literally than normal).

      No, he laundered money. He is acting as a break in the chain where potentially laundered money stops at his door and new, clean money is issued to the customer for a fee. It would be akin to me buying your dye pack stained dollars and giving you clean dollars for a commission and not bothering to keep records or conform to any regulation.

    20. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      So, tell me again why this guy doesn't think what he's doing falls under any kind of regulatory enforcement?

      Probably was hoping that by doing something new, he'd get around it.

      Maybe he thinks that the tradeoff between the pros and cons of regulatory enforcement aren't worth it?

    21. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by pla · · Score: 1

      It would be akin to me buying your dye pack stained dollars and giving you clean dollars for a commission and not bothering to keep records or conform to any regulation.

      You have made a presumption of taint on the original funds. Although he may have run afoul of AML guidelines, actual money laundering requires the funds derive from criminal activity. You can't "launder" your newly cashed IRS-reported paycheck by playing poker with the boys, even if you had exactly the intent of hiding where your specific bills came from. No crime = no laundering.

      That said, I got sloppy here, because FinCEN actually said "transmission", not "laundering" - Though same idea, this goes back to the distinction I made in my second sentence. AML guidelines amount to "what the Treasury wants, the Treasury gets", and have zero basis in logic. For example, in order for that particular offense to stick, the Treasury would need to accept that Bitcoin counts as money (currency specifically accepted by the government); yet somehow I don't think they'll let me pay my taxes for this year in BTC.

    22. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > laundered money stops at his door and new, clean money is issued to the customer for a fee

      How so?

      I understand the thinking that an evil criminal guy could buy some casascius coins with his bad money, that makes sense. But when he gets the casascius bitcoins, how exactly are they now clean usable money? The reason money laundering exists is to EXPLAIN how you got the money. "Er, I found these casascius bitcoins" is not a legal explanation. Walter White buys a car wash because he can turn around and say "oh this million dollars? that is revenue from running the car wash". What possible explanation can a criminal use with casascius coins to explain a sudden huge influx of money? There isn't any.

    23. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by InsightfulPlusTwo · · Score: 1

      If it weren't for the war on drugs, we wouldn't need all those regulations. How exactly do those regulations serve me?

      --
      I felt bad for the man who had no signature, until I met a man who had no comment.
    24. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      How so?

      Its very simple to understand. If I stole someone's wallet then there is a transaction chain linking my money to the crime. So if I exchange those 500 bitcoins for another 500 bitcoins less some fee, now there is no chain linking me to the crime. It's money laundering.

    25. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      The easy way to avoid the presumption of taint is comply with whatever regulatory rules exist to prevent money laundering. That is why those rules exist in the first place and why governments will come down hard on sites which attempt to side step those rules.

    26. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is pretty simple and the source of much of rules of banking and US government.

      1) Taxes
      2) Drugs

    27. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Isn't it weird how on Slashdot some guys will go ape over the government wiretapping the general public without a warrant, then turn around and defend the need to have the government monitor everybody's economic transactions without probably cause?

    28. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      The amount of taxes needed to fund roads and regulate banks...

      And keep the peace, and to keep that big ugly thug in check*, and to keep China from invading, and to keep Monsanto from creating weevils, and to stop Kraft from dumping their toxic waste into the river, and to make sure that your place of employment actually pays you, and to keep all those people with the power to do all those thing from being too powerful themselves. Hey, no joke, it costs money to keep it all running smoothly. (And yeah, they could be doing a lot better job of it)

      You could say that the magical and mystical FREE MARKET could take care of all that. But we've been there. We've tried that. The 1880's called and the robber barons want their company towns back. And there are some things for which the free market just doesn't work. Like where there are natural monopolies or right-of-way issues.

      In short, the talking point about driving on public roads is a metaphor for civilization and all the good things that our government does. Claiming that the entire argument is strictly about roads is itself a strawman.

      *Oh, wait, you already mentioned regulating banks, sorry about that redundancy.

    29. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just thinking the same thing. I can't say I've honestly thought too much about the tracking of every little transaction until reading these comments. The more I think about it, the less I like it, though.

    30. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by pla · · Score: 1

      The easy way to avoid the presumption of taint is

      ...To have a legal system that actually considers us innocence until proven guilty?


      That is why those rules exist in the first place and why governments will come down hard on sites which attempt to side step those rules.

      All the more reason to give full support to any currency that makes such unconstitutional powers a moot point.

    31. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      If I take your $50 bill and give you $100 british pounds, that's actually changing of money, but you can bet I'd expect to be regulated.

      I'll take that deal. (the exchange rate is currently 0.61 GBP to the USD)

      --
      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    32. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by lgw · · Score: 1

      And keep the peace, and to keep that big ugly thug in check*, and to keep China from invading, and to keep Monsanto from creating weevils, and to stop Kraft from dumping their toxic waste into the river, and to make sure that your place of employment actually pays you, and to keep all those people with the power to do all those thing from being too powerful themselves. Hey, no joke, it costs money to keep it all running smoothly. (And yeah, they could be doing a lot better job of it)

      Let me set aside defense from your rant. Defense is a very distinct subject, and /. isn't a great forum to discuss it. Lets use the numbers from the link in my sig - they'r well sourced.

      62% - Money sent directly to the poor and to the old (many of whom aren't poor)
      17% - Defense and wars
      7% - Interest on the debt
      14% - Everything else the government does

      Can you see that the 14% is a rhetorical distraction from the real issue? If you're tricked into debating that part, well, you've been tricked.

      The US Government is a pension plan with a military. The actual "roads and police" part is a minor (14%) sideline business.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    33. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Pft, ok, sure. I can play that game.

      The amount of taxes that the federal government takes is a minor part of your income unless you're ludicrously wealthy. Even if you're super-wealthy, it really only reaches up to 35%. But hey, states and even cities take their cut too. If you're in the top 20% of the most powerful nation in the world, then you can just cry me a fucking river. If you're part of the bottom 80%, you pay less than 16.6% to the Feds.

      But oh hey, let's selectively cut out defense because you just don't like talking about that, while including social security into the pie chart for some fucking reason. Oh yeah, That'll present a clear picture to show people that they're being tricked. Sure.

    34. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Defense is certainly in the pie chart. Defense cuts - well, they're a certainty, but as to where and how there are better forums to discuss that.

      So, it sounds like you're OK with the government selecting one particular group of people to say "you're less deserving than others, we're going to take more of your stuff than we take from other groups". Does that seems like a safe sort of power to give the government? The government will always be corrupt, so are you really OK with a corrupt government picking groups to punish?

      Would you be OK with the government saying "you're part of group X, so you have to pay for insurance, but we'll keep the benefits of that insurance for the common good, not for you"? Serious question.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    35. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      So, it sounds like you're OK with the government selecting one particular group of people to say "you're less deserving than others, we're going to take more of your stuff than we take from other groups".

      What what? Did you say "progressive tax"? Why I believe you did!

      Does that seems like a safe sort of power to give the government?

      The power to set taxes? Specifically for federal income taxes? Why yes, that DOES seem like the sort of power that governing bodies would normally have.

      The government will always be corrupt, so are you really OK with a corrupt government picking groups to punish?

      As long as they're picking on the "haves" over the "have-nots" it really doesn't seem all that unfair. Really, you're bitching about a progressive tax system. WTF sort of first world nation DOESN'T have a progressive tax law? Even those complete nutters that want FAIRTAX(c) implimented argue that it's progressive. Only rich assholes argue for a flat tax. Seriously, get the fuck out of the medieval era.

      Would you be OK with the government saying "you're part of group X, so you have to pay for insurance, but we'll keep the benefits of that insurance for the common good, not for you"? Serious question.

      Serious answer: If group X is all the rich dicks making their money off of the back of employees too poor to afford said insurance (and nowhere near wealthy enough to afford the disruption that the insurance guards against)? FUCK YES. Have you ever heard of a social safety net? Listen if you're rich enough to feel the pressure of taxes, then you've got very little want to speak of and you're living the good life. If you're unhappy with that, then I don't believe you will EVER be happy.

      If you're imagining that we're talking about some mythological government that is enforcing some crazy version of segregation or apartheid or something where the government is selectively abusing some set of minorities, you're clearly not talking about the USA. At least when it comes to taxation.

    36. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Seems like your judging everything not by any consistent ideology but only by whether it hurt or helps people you like or hate - which is my definition of "evil".

      The rich is a minority group - it's just one you're clearly comfortable with hurting. The arguments you give are the same arguments that have been used against other minority groups in the past, groups you wouldn't be comfortable targeting. For the same process, you like it when it hurts the rich but hate it if it hurts the Jews? I'm assuming so (though the average American Jewish income is >$100K, but less than the average Hindu income, so I'm not sure you're being consistent even there).

      You're really trusting the government not to be corrupt when you give it a power that you would be upset if it used on group A, because you want it used on group B. History suggests this is an unwise approach.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    37. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      The rich is a minority group - it's just one you're clearly comfortable with hurting

      ...With taxes. They have an excess of money, so it's not so bad if they have a little less.

      The strong guy carries more. You don't give the heavy pack to the weak sickly guy.

      Furthermore, the REASON that the wealthy have such money (often) has a large amount to do with abusing those less fortunate than themselves. Now, there are a lot of wealthy people who earned their pretty penny by making the world a better place. But stock brokers? Do you think the little guy has any hope of actually competing with the big players that move money in the stock market? How about the kids of rich dicks? Do you think they're all wealthy because they're all good productive people? Take a look at the super-wealthy and tell me that their contributions to society warrant that sort of excess. Does the Mom&Pop shop really have a hope of competing with Walmart (And walmart gets a lot of their profit by playing hardball with the sellers, they sell shelfspace, wtf). I know it's not a zero-sum game, but with the Gini index going up in the USA, it certainly looks like the rich are making bank on the backs of the poor.

      For the same process, you like it when it [taxes] the rich but hate it if it [taxes] the Jews?

      Yeah, a rule that taxes the rich sounds ok. A jew tax sounds like a horrible idea. Duh.

      History shows that governments that try to implement a fair system promote greater prosperity. I'm ok with giving the government the power to shoot the bad guys. You know, like having a military. And yeah, I'd be pretty upset if they came and shot me. If only we had some sort of system that makes sure it's done fairly. Some way for everyone to weigh in on the subject. If only.

      (Seriously though, you're bitching about progressive tax systems. Are you fucking kidding me? Name me somewhere decent that doesn't have progressive taxes.)

    38. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by lgw · · Score: 1

      I'm bitching that you hae no actual arguments to present. You were taught that "progressive taxation is good", and "Walmart is bad" and the other lessons schools teach, and your repeating that back, which I'm sure will earn you praise in your echo chamber - but why.

      Why is it OK to hurt group A and not group B? Do they not deserve the rewards of their work because of something? Do they not feel the fail the way you and I do? Those are appalling arguments, moral embarrassments to the species, so if not for those reasons they why?

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    39. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      I'm bitching that you hae no actual arguments to present

      Oh my! Well then. Allow me to point out my past arguments:

      [bitching about how little roads cost and how grandparent has a bad argument

      ARGUMENT #1) The government does quite a lot. "He drove on public roads" is a metaphor for all the things the government does for the public good. It includes providing safety, law, a fair system that keeps Walmart from enslaving you, regulators that keep Monsanto from dooming us all in plagues, the FDA keeps factories from dumping toxic sludge into rivers, and it keeps the banks from simply stealing all your money.

      [Bitching about how thin a slice of the pie "all that other stuff" accounts for]

      ARGUMENT #2) Well if you look at it that way, the feds also take a very thin slice of your income. Taxes aren't that bad.

      [Bububut that seems unfair! We rich dicks are a MINORITY!]

      ARGUMENT #3) Yeah, dude. It's a progressive tax. Name me a place that doesn't have a progressive tax?
      ARGUMENT #4) Our constitution specifically states that the government has the power to do this.
      ARGUMENT #5) If you're unhappy with being the wealthy group of people in the most powerful nation, you're never going to be happy, no matter how you're taxed.
      ARGUMENT #6) The method in which the wealthy make their wealth is often (but not always) at the detriment of those less wealthy than them. They got that money from somewhere. The rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. The Gini index is rising.
      ARGUMENT #7) There seems to be no way to justify the income of the super-wealthy. They can not possibly have helped or advanced society so much as to justify this massive inbalance in wealth.

      So there you have it. A pretty good list of arguments for why your statements are wrong. A list you've so far blithely ignored. Well, I guess you did try to have a counter-argument for #1 (by erroneously lumping social security into the pie chart), but after that you just whined that it doesn't seem fair to tax rich dicks.

      BRAND NEW ARGUMENT #8) Whoa! Holy shit, how did I miss this one. You're getting confused on the definition of "minority group". It's a sociological term. And frankly, those guys suck at math. Yes, there are less rich guys than poor guys, the rich are in the minority. But the term "minority group" has a different meaning than that. It means the used and abused subset of a populace, not necessarily the ones there are less of. That's how black people were still a minority group in the south after they were freed. You're using the casual term overlap and abusing it.

      You were taught that "progressive taxation is good",

      Yes, because a progressive tax IS GOOD. At least it's a hell of a lot better than any other alternative tried so far. A flat tax, or even the dystopia of a regressive tax, seems to accumulate ALL the wealth to a small subset at the top who always abuse that wealth and use their power to stay in power.

      and "Walmart is bad"

      Whoa now. Walmart is POWERFUL, not necessarily bad. And as a corporation you can trust them to try and get as much money as they can in any way they can. And like a strong dog, it needs to have a leash on it. It's like radiation; dangerous, powerful, potentially useful, and it needs to be properly handled OR IT'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.

      and the other lessons schools teach

      Pft, is that a jab at education? Are you fighting against education now?

      Why is it OK to hurt group A and not group B?

      Because group A is "hurting"(in your sense of the word) group B in the ludicrously imbalanced system that is the fre

    40. Re:This isn't money transmitting how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some people paradise is "In the Queue".

  9. Easy solution by bazmail · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just move your business to a free country.

    1. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Know any? I've been looking for one?

    2. Re:Easy solution by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I've been looking for one?

      How should we know if you have been looking for one?

      Here's a hint for you: A question mark marks a sentence as question (therefore the name "question mark"). If it is not meant as a question, don't put a question mark at the end.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    3. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Know any? I've been looking for one?

      Somalia, the libertarian paradise, of course. Have a nice trip.

    4. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You should try North Korea, the statist paradise, idiot.

    5. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you really just type all that over a typo on the internet?? I think you need to reexamine your life.

    6. Re:Easy solution by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      Yes. But I don't want you here.

  10. You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Bitcoin proponents want the benefits of recognition and legitimacy as a real currency. Yet when they finally start getting it, they don't want the responsibilities that come with it. You can't pick and choose!

    If bitcoin is a currency, then yes, he is transmitting money by accepting bitcoins and sending back a physical manifestation of it.

    1. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by bazmail · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why does it automatically follow that the exchange of trust, which is what currency essentially is, between willing participants must involve some self appointed middle man with the power of veto?


      Bitcoin users are not against regulation per se, but the regulators must be able to explain why they should have that power.

    2. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      currency is many things, "exchange of trust" is not one of them.

      but anyway... once you set yourself up as a service within a number of regulated areas, you need to follow the rules

      the rules are to protect consumers and other participants and to ensure no unscrupulous activity goes on

      if not the government, then who can everyone agree to regulate? private corporations? private citizens? how can any uniform standard of conduct and enforcement be applied if either of those latter two are used?

    3. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by bames53 · · Score: 1

      the rules are to protect consumers and other participants

      There are two people involved: the guy printing the token and the guy who wants the token printed. If neither of these people want to be protected, or they've taken other measures on their own, why should they be protected by a third party that neither of them wants involved? To me that sound a bit like a 'protection' racket.

    4. Re: You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      currency IS trust. people trust that the dollar bills in their pockets are worth the effort they expended to earn them. stable currency is trustworthy. currency is represented just paper and numbers in a computer. if civilization broke down tomorrow, all trust would vanish and all those Benjamin's wouldn't be worth squat. shotgun shells and tons of beans would be the new currency.

    5. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      There are two people involved:

      Incorrect. If BitCoin is a currency, then subsequent recipients are involved. This is only one link in the transaction chain for that "currency".

    6. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because one of the advantages of living in a civilized society is we can depend on the system to keep us protected (to a degree). Whether that is the bridge you drive on is structurally sound, the food you eat in that Subway is clean from bacteria, and the money you deposit in the bank won't disappear if the bank fails.

      Whether he likes it or not, by engaging in the business he is in, he now falls into a regulated area. Tough shit. That's the cost of doing his business. And as a consumer, you should be grateful that such systems are in place and you can do all the things I listed above without any thought. If you don't like it, there are plenty of places in the world that do not have such protections. Either him or you are welcome to vote with your feet and pursue a different philosophy of consumer protection.

    7. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the rules are to protect consumers and other participants

      There are two people involved: the guy printing the token and the guy who wants the token printed. If neither of these people want to be protected, or they've taken other measures on their own, why should they be protected by a third party that neither of them wants involved? To me that sound a bit like a 'protection' racket.

      Because the government is not protecting them, it's protecting society against gang activity by looking for money laundering.

      Framing the transaction as only containing two people and the government as an uninvolved third party, is dishonest in the same way that farming a noise ordinance violating-ly loud argument between you and your roommate as a "private two party transaction" when your neighbor calls the cops and they come knocking on your door telling you to "keep it down".

    8. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      He's "transmitting" money by accepting $11 and returning a $10 bill in a frame? Then all the penny-squishing novelty machines in amusement parks are really just laundering machines.

    9. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we have built the entire worlds money systems upon having that middleman to take their cut.

      Yeah it's fucking stupid. But hey. We did it.

      And it's never going away now.

    10. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by radish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because we, as a civilized society, look down on things like human trafficking, organized crime, extortion and so on. These activities require the ability to transact large amounts of value in untraceable ways, and so to the best of their ability the government try to prevent that.

      This isn't about stopping this guy from doing what he was doing, it was about making him follow the same rules that everyone else who does similar things follow, which is more about keeping records than anything else. If he doesn't want to follow the rules, then fine, he can stop doing the business. His call - but no one MADE him stop.

      It's amazing to me to hear the constant screams about Wall St "criminals" who need to be regulated even more than they already are, but heaven forbid the bitcoin freedom fighters get caught up in some of that regulation! The hypocrisy is truly breathtaking.

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      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

    11. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Why does it automatically follow that the exchange of trust, which is what currency essentially is, between willing participants must involve some self appointed middle man with the power of veto?

      Because that's who Slashdotters enthusiastically elect, every time. Self-appointed middlemen.

    12. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would the regulators not already have this power within The Constitution (Article I, Section 10)?

      No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.

      There are other historical issues of this happening during the Continental Congress and the 'Continental' and how the Spanish currency contributed to the ultimate demise of the U.S.'s first currency.

      If we were to go back to a gold standard, then there would be no reason for fiat currency to exist.

    13. Re:You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by bradley13 · · Score: 1

      The thing is: all the horrific crimes you name are what the authorities need to go after. Auxiliary laws about money laundering are designed to make their job easier, and the authorities are so focused on chasing the criminals that they do not care about the collateral damage that these laws cause.

      It's really no different that the law that makes it illegal to lie to a federal officer. The FBI is the classic example, because only the FBI is allowed to keep a record of what you say. That record is not objective, but instead consists of handwritten notes. They use this as a tool to force people to confess to crimes, or to testify to whatever the FBI wants them to. A very useful tool for the FBI - and one that has screwed thousands of innocent people.

      The same for "structuring" bank transactions. If I choose to make two $9999 deposits into my bank account, this may well be prosecuted as a felony, even in the absence of any other criminal activity.

      Law enforcement has an important job. However, they should be able to do this job without all of these secondary laws that create crimes where none exist. If they cannot, then: better a ten guilty people go free than one innocent person go to jail.

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    14. Re: You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by bames53 · · Score: 1

      That is an utterly ridiculous way to look at a transaction. All people that at some point in the future get the materials have rights over all previous transactions involving them? That makes no sense and just sounds like a weak attempt at rationalization.

    15. Re: You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by bames53 · · Score: 1

      Those two things are different. In one case the intervention by a third party is prior restraint for the sake of bad consequences not known to be occurring; that is, the third party is involved even when money laundering is not occurring and the individuals transacting are innocent victims of the third party*. In the other situation the two people are actively violating the neighbor's rights.

      *(Although a more radical point is that money laundering is entirely legitimate for anyone not under contractual obligations not to engage in it.)

    16. Re: You can't have your cake and eat it too.... by bames53 · · Score: 1

      Because one of the advantages of living in a civilized society is we can depend on the system to keep us protected (to a degree).

      Sure, but there's a large body of philosophical and economic work arguing both that these ends don't justify any and all means (and specifically not the means you are advocating for) and that there are alternative, humane means for achieving these ends.

      Whether he likes it or not, by engaging in the business he is in, he now falls into a regulated area. Tough shit. That's the cost of doing his business.

      that's not an argument that it's right.

      And as a consumer, you should be grateful that such systems are in place and you can do all the things I listed above without any thought.

      Why should one be grateful for these specific institutions and not advocate for a more humane way of achieving such goals?

      If you don't like it, there are plenty of places in the world that do not have such protections. Either him or you are welcome to vote with your feet and pursue a different philosophy of consumer protection.

      The problem with the 'love it or leave it,' position is that it seems to me that, philosophically, it should be the aggressors that leave, not the victims.

  11. I hope this doesn't affect my plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am planning on distributing US dollar currency in the form of toilet paper "tokens"

    Regards,
    - Ben Bernanke

  12. Financial Crimes Enforcement Network? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if it is named "Financial Crimes Enforcement Network", then obviously its aim is to enforce financial crimes. So, not only does it not fight crime, nor does it simply ignore crime, it isn't even just promoting crime, no, it enforces crime! :-)

    --
    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    1. Re:Financial Crimes Enforcement Network? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two burly guys walk into an analogy.
      Shopkeep says "How can I help you boys?"
      They says in a thick Italian-American accent:
      This is a lovely free economy you have here.... he knocks over some jars containing a bunch of ones and zeroes.... It would be a shame if something were to ... happen to it.

  13. So... by weilawei · · Score: 1

    Couldn't he simply print the bitcoin given to him (no transaction, though it does require you trust him not to spend it) and take payment from another bitcoin transaction? That way, he isn't actually taking control of the BitCoin he's printing off (no transaction, no laundering) and his business is straight up printing?

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the part I don't get. Bitcoin ownership is not defined by a physical token but the electronic transaction records on the block chain, so where's the guarantee that these tokens have any value at all? I.e. how do I know the bitcoin wasn't transferred to someone else before/after printing the physical coin?

  14. Burn Notice Voiceovers - SpyCraft by Topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  15. Another random federal agency by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Another random federal agency has decided that they are the law-making body with authority over some aspect of our lives. Discretionary enforcement(*) allows them to pick-and-choose whoever they want.

    The DHS regulates model rocketry, the DEA regulates chemistry sets, the ATF manages the second amendment, and so on and so on and so on.

    Weren't we supposed to elect the lawmakers? I seem to recall a forum or meeting place of some sort where we could send people to make laws on our behalf.

    Is this "regulation without representation"?

    (*) This same federal agency doesn't suppress Starbucks cards, online gaming gold, or frequent flyer miles, all of which are just as much a currency.

    1. Re:Another random federal agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      FINCEN is not some random federal agency.

      You not knowing of it only speaks to your ignorance and not the unimportance of the agency.

    2. Re:Another random federal agency by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

      FINCEN is not some random federal agency.

      You not knowing of it only speaks to your ignorance and not the unimportance of the agency.

      That's a fair point.

      I need to learn more about these agencies. Can you give me a list of of the ones that have law-making authority over our lives?

    3. Re:Another random federal agency by mythosaz · · Score: 2

      A crash course in Administrative Law for 'ya. Regulatory agencies have it, within their powers, to clarify laws with policy statements.

      See: "Chevron"
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevron_U.S.A.,_Inc._v._Natural_Resources_Defense_Council,_Inc.

      Here's a simple example: Here in Arizona we have a thing called, "Smoke Free Arizona," a voter-initiated law that makes smoking illegal in most occupied public places. That law says some fairly big things about where you can and can't smoke, but there were no fine details.

      Enter the Arizona Department of Health Services. They said, "No smoking within 20 feet of a public building entrance." Nowhere in "the law" does it say that. ...but you'll still (at least on paper) get a fine for it. [You'll actually just get a snotty look, unless you're blowing smoke in a cop's face or something...] Why? Chevron.

      As long as these administrative departments aren't completely smoking crack when they write their substantive policy statements, then their word is "law," and your next stop for rebuttal is with an administrative law judge -- not with a "real" judge and jury. So, uh, good luck.

      If you don't like it - talk to SCOTUS, and let them know they should reconsider Chevron -- which will sort of suck, because every first year law student's history will need erased.

    4. Re:Another random federal agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another random federal agency has decided that they are the law-making body with authority over some aspect of our lives. Discretionary enforcement(*) allows them to pick-and-choose whoever they want.

      The banking and financial crime laws were passed by Congress, and they include registration and anti-money laundering compliance rules for money-transfer businesses. For FINCEN to believe they are have been instructed to regulate people whose businesses facilitate money transmission is therefore not particularly unexpected. The desperate attempts to make it seem like this is some kind of mad administrative over-reach by power-mad bureaucrats is just typical Reason grandstanding. If you don't like the law, it's Congress you should blame.

      (*) This same federal agency doesn't suppress Starbucks cards, online gaming gold, or frequent flyer miles, all of which are just as much a currency.

      Starbucks cards, online gaming gold and frequent flyer miles are not a currency or cash substitute as they can only be used with a select group of vendors for a limited range of items. While it might be possible to attempt to sell them for dollars (as you can attempt to sell any asset in the marketplace), they are not a general purpose store of value, and in fact when you are setting up these schemes one of the things your lawyers will do is make sure this is the case.

      A better comparison would be informal money-transfer systems used by immigrants to send money home, such as 'Hawala' systems. Those often involve the agent producing a token that can later be exchanged by the customer's relatives in the home country for cash. And yes, FINCEN goes after these people all the time, often with prosecutions rather than cease & desists.

    5. Re:Another random federal agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The list is short and simple smartass: ALL OF THEM.

  16. Feds, pick one or the other! by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Choice one: BitCoins are a legitimate currency and are recognized as such by the U.S. government. What he's doing isn't illegal unless they are.

    Choice two: Physical BitCoins are novelties sort of like the commemorative coins minted by Franklin Mint. What he's doing isn't illegal unless what Franklin Mint does is illegal.

    You can't have it both ways.

    Cheers,
    Dave

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    Ben
    1. Re:Feds, pick one or the other! by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Choice one: BitCoins are a legitimate currency and are recognized as such by the U.S. government. What he's doing isn't illegal unless they are.

      If they are charging him, then they are admitting that BitCons are a legitimate currency. Bad for him, good for the rest of us?

      Choice two: Physical BitCoins are novelties sort of like the commemorative coins minted by Franklin Mint. What he's doing isn't illegal unless what Franklin Mint does is illegal.

      The Franklin mint may have already gone through all the necessary legal loopholes, since it was a functional mint at one point.

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    2. Re:Feds, pick one or the other! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What he is doing isn't illegal, nor has any claim been made that it is. Merely that as he is exchanging money he must keep financial records of the transaction as per the regulations, just like any other financial institution such as the franklin mint.

    3. Re:Feds, pick one or the other! by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Might want to find out what these folks are doing- they will take your scrap and send you coins. I bet you they keep records....

      http://www.midwestrefineries.com/

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
    4. Re:Feds, pick one or the other! by obtuse · · Score: 1

      This is incorrect, as his bitcoins have value beyond the coin itself. He is buying and selling financial instruments (bitcoins) and packaging them. When they were a few bucks each, nobody cared. Now that they're around a grand each, it makes a difference.

      He doesn't just package your bitcoins, he takes yours and gives you one in a nice brass or silver package, minus fee.

      Franklin mint coins have trivial precious metal value, and no other value (their "collectible" value is borderline fraudulent.)

      --
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    5. Re: Feds, pick one or the other! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you seen ANY indications or inconsistencies that they don't think it's currency? They aren't trying to have it two ways. It is money so they treat it like money.

    6. Re:Feds, pick one or the other! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is incorrect, as his bitcoins have value beyond the coin itself.

      So do many things. By that logic having a painting framed is the same thing.

    7. Re:Feds, pick one or the other! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,

      We're the government. Of course we can have it both ways - and a few more we're currently working on as well.

      Cheers,
      "The Man"

    8. Re:Feds, pick one or the other! by hicksw · · Score: 1

      You must be new around here.

      Sorry, but it had to be said.
      --
      It's ALWAYS all about the money.

  17. Fiatleak down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fiatleak.com not working this afternoon!
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  18. it's more like bearer bonds by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And issuance of stock certificates. This person is allowed to continue his work if he works according to the regulations.

    Same with those who issue stock certificates.

    Bearer bonds are so heavily regulated that you never see them anymore in the US, some say they are essentially illegal in the US now.

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    1. Re:it's more like bearer bonds by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      However its not a bearer bond at all. If I put a piece of gold in a case, and sell you the locked case with the gold in it, is that a bearer bond?

      His coins contained the private key to the backing bitcoins; he wasn't holding them. It was actually a fancy bitcoin wallet; preloaded with the amount printed on its face. In fact, you could send bitcoins to that coin and increase the amount in it if you actually wanted to.

      He is much closer to a gold assayer tho certifies bars as really being pure and having the weight claimed than a stock or bond issuer.

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  19. Clueless spooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you email me your secret code, I will engrave your secret code onto a piece of metal and delete the email. Then I will physically mail your code-bearing metal to you and I also promise that I will forget it and not keep a record of it. I will provide this service for $50.

    This is exactly what the clueless spooks consider to be "money transmitting".

    The truth is, bitcoins do not physically exist at all. You could transmit the key to a wallet containing 1 bitcoin to 1 million people, but you have not transmitted 1 million bitcoins. The only time bitcoins are ever actually "transmitted" is in transactions recorded in the block chain, because that is the only place bitcoins "exist"

  20. He should change his model by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Accept credit cards, use the money to buy bitcoin and send people their coin... doesn't have the free market appeal like what he was doing but would get people the product they want.

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    1. Re:He should change his model by gatfirls · · Score: 1

      Trying to sidestep the feds when it comes to possible financial crimes is never a good idea. If they tell you to knock something off be glad that's all it was and move on.

  21. Anyone can launder bitcoin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could just as easily print the the key as a qr code and put it in a tampber evident envelope

  22. not money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny, I thought that bitcoins weren't considered to be money by the federal government. Only a government can create money, private institutions create coupons. So, he is really making wallets that hold coupons that certain people use as money. Much as I could make a binder that holds garbage pale kids that certain people use as money...

    anything could be used for money laundering if all parties involved agree that it holds true as a metric of value.

  23. Is money laundering the problem? by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What he is doing is, in fact, money transferring. He takes money and transfers it. That defines his activity. Which means he needs to keep records. Why do people involved in money transferring need to keep records? To prevent money laundering.

    HSBC laundered hundreds of billions of dollars and admitted as such, yet the justice department decided to forego criminal prosecution.

    After much public outrage and senate hearings, the justice department settled on a $1.92 billion penalty (against HSBC $18 billion annual profits).

    How strongly do you agree with the federal government's stance on money laundering? From over here, it seems that the money laundering laws are only applied to the small players, used as "discretionary enforcement" as a tool of oppression. It's rule by thugs.

    What's so bad about money laundering then?

    1. Re:Is money laundering the problem? by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      Basically, the government hates that money laundering gives drug dealers a way to take "drug money" and give it a legit source.

    2. Re:Is money laundering the problem? by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

      Basically, the government hates that money laundering gives drug dealers a way to take "drug money" and give it a legit source.

      Um... the HSBC money laundering, which the justice department declined to prosecute, was drug money laundering.

      What's the difference you are attempting to point out?

    3. Re:Is money laundering the problem? by lgw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only form of "money transfer" that isn't so heavily monitored is the flow of funds into campaign coffers. Funny how that works.

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      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    4. Re:Is money laundering the problem? by tomhath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      After much public outrage and senate hearings, the justice department settled on a $1.92 billion penalty [crainsnewyork.com] (against HSBC $18 billion annual profits).

      A $2 Billion fine is hardly trivial. And comparing it to the bank's annual profit is irrelevant, they do lots and lots of legitimate business. Their crime was not monitoring some money transfers, same as this guy. But he was just told to stop instead of being fined a couple of billion.

    5. Re:Is money laundering the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, neither has this guy been criminally charged or even fined yet.

    6. Re:Is money laundering the problem? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      A $2 Billion fine is hardly trivial.

      You beat me to it. Using his own numbers, that's 11.1% of their net profit. I doubt a computer programmer making $50,000/yr would sneeze at a $5,555 fine.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    7. Re:Is money laundering the problem? by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Remember that that's 11.1% of their PROFIT. So the computer programmer, who probably spent quite a bit of that 50K on 'costs of operation', like food and shelter, would only be paying 11.1% of what he managed to save, and even that only IF he was caught selling financial system back-doors or whatever his crime was. And who knows how many years he'd been doing it before he was caught.

    8. Re:Is money laundering the problem? by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      If your large bank is caught laundering money, the Feds won't send you to jail... Instead they levy a fine that takes a small percentage of the profits. Basically, if the Feds catch you, you have to give them their 'cut'.

    9. Re:Is money laundering the problem? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      So that would be like fining the average American a negative amount since we spend more than we make.

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      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    10. Re:Is money laundering the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think those small time money launderers would be very happy if all got was a 11.1% fine of their net profit. But unlike the HSBC bosses they go to jail for years. Oh FWIW it wasn't just HSBC that laundered billions of drug money.

      Funny how these modern times seem not so different from the medieval ages in many ways. One rule for the Lords another rule for the peasants.

      When you launder billions of drug money, you have blood on your hands. Without your help those drug lords would have had a harder time maintaining such powerful armies, fight wars and even build submarines too...

    11. Re:Is money laundering the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was also the third time they had been caught doing it. The previous two they had simply been told "You stop doing that, OK." This for a crime that has penalties including jail time for corporate officers.

  24. Just before thanksgiving! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's hardly a time of the year you can pick that won't be a bad time. Except maybe right before tax day.

    Every month has holidays, memorials, observances.

  25. liberty dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    look them up. they tried it with gold and the fed s stole their gold.

  26. how did this become illegal? by stenvar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What he is doing is, in fact, money transferring. He takes money and transfers it

    OMG! The horror of it! People transferring money! What is the world coming to!

    But this guy has found a way of anonymously transferring bitcoins without explicit money laundering. That means he needs to keep records.

    Perhaps we should be rethinking this; it seems to have gone too far.

    1. Re:how did this become illegal? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Dictators slaughtering their countries citizens and bleeding their countries treasury dry and retire to a tax haven after having laundered their citizens money. Political corruption, straight up bribes laundering and cleaned. Assassination payments laundered while you wait. Tax evasion at, well, economic collapse levels. Illegal arms sales to enable the killing of millions, all facilitated and laundered spotlessly clean.

      OMG! The horror of it! People 'ANONYMOUSLY' transferring money! What is the world coming to! TO FUCKING RIGHT THE HORROR!!! We have seen a whole centuries worth of financial corruption and how many millions have brutally died as a result and why finally somewhat more honest countries are cracking down on the facilitators of crime, the tax havens. Seriously how dumb can you and your modders be.

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    2. Re:how did this become illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I handed someone a $20 bill yesterday, and didn't make a written record of the transaction. If moving a bitcoin is money transmitting, so is cash. CASH NEEDS TO BE OUTLAWED, IT MIGHT BE USED TO LAUNDER MONEY!

    3. Re:how did this become illegal? by stenvar · · Score: 1

      Dictators slaughtering their countries citizens and bleeding their countries treasury dry and retire to a tax haven after having laundered their citizens money. Political corruption, straight up bribes laundering and cleaned. Assassination payments laundered while you wait.

      And that is different today... how? You're blowing smoke out your ass.

      Illegal arms sales to enable the killing of millions, all facilitated and laundered spotlessly clean.

      Of course, the arms trade is flourishing quite legally. And the same provisions keep the millions from arming and rebelling. If we wanted to stop shipping of arms, it would be sufficient to actually stop their shipment. Again, you're blowing smoke out your ass.

      Tax evasion at, well, economic collapse levels.

      History is quite clear on this: evasion doesn't cause economic collapse, excessive taxation does.

      Seriously how dumb can you and your modders be.

      How dumb can you be to keep saying the bullshit you keep saying.

  27. Well by koan · · Score: 0

    What we need to understand is the World banking machine isn't going to tolerate *anything* that may be a threat to its hegemony.

    Too give you an idea of just how powerful they are, and how concerned they are by things like some have gone so far as to say that WW2 was more the fact that Germany had decided to rid it's self of World bankers after WW1 and go to their own system, no longer paying interest to the World banks.
    Because you will miss it below:
    ""The war wasn't only about abolishing fascism, but to conquer sales markets. We could have, if we had intended to, prevented this war from breaking out without firing one shot, but we didn't want to". - Winston Churchill to Truman (Fultun, USA March 1946). ""

    ""Germany's unforgivable crime before WW2 was its attempt to loosen its economy out of the world trade system and to build up an independent exchange system from which the world-finance couldn't profit any more. ...We butchered the wrong pig". - Winston Churchill "

    The right pig would have been all the bankers.

    Here is one excerpt from a fabulous Wikipedia Talk forum.
    "Also take into consideration what the British press said of Lincoln, when he tried to escape the clutches; "If this mischievous financial policy, which has its origin in North America, becomes entrenched, then that Government will issue it’s own money without cost. It will pay off debts and be without debt. It will have all the money necessary to carry on it’s commerce. It will become prosperous to a degree which is without precedent in the history of the world. The brains, and wealth of all countries will migrate to North America. That country must be destroyed or it will destroy every monarchy on the globe". -- The London Times responding to Lincoln's decision to issue government Greenbacks to finance the Civil War, rather than agree to private banker's loans at 30% interest. Something we, in the UK, should consider NOW! How many US Presidents have been assassinated, trying to reclaim their monetary control? I believe Kennedy was assassinated for the same thing, he signed Executive Order 11110! To nationalise the Bank of America. The British government went to war with Hitler, because........"When the Weimar Republic collapsed economically, it opened the door for the National Socialists to take power. Their first financial move was to issue their own state currency which was not borrowed from private central bankers. Freed from having to pay interest on the money in circulation, Germany blossomed and quickly began to rebuild its industry. The media called it "The German Miracle". TIME magazine lionized Hitler for the amazing improvement in life for the German people and the explosion of German industry, and even named him TIME Magazine's “Man Of The Year” in 1938. Churchill made several statements on the fact, non more honest than this; "Germany's unforgivable crime before WW2 was its attempt to loosen its economy out of the world trade system and to build up an independent exchange system from which the world-finance couldn't profit any more. ...We butchered the wrong pig". - Winston Churchill (The Second World War - Bern, 1960). The 'RIGHT PIG' would have been the bankers! How does one explain this statement, to all those who lost love ones? "The war wasn't only about abolishing fascism, but to conquer sales markets. We could have, if we had intended to, prevented this war from breaking out without firing one shot, but we didn't want to". - Winston Churchill to Truman (Fultun, USA March 1946). "

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    "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    1. Re: Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow flamebaited for quoting churchill.

  28. Las Vegas? Chuck-E-Cheese? Mr. Gattis? Disneyworld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm failing to see the difference between this and putting dollars into a machine (or trading with a cashier) at Las Vegas, Chuck-E-Cheese, Mr. Gattis, Disneyworld, Arcades, etc. to win coins (where as in Las Vegas, they'll go back and forth between dollars to chips, and chips to dollars; since gambling is legal there), credits (e.g. if you hit a match on a pinball game in an arcade), or tickets at most (if not all) of the aforementioned?

    All he's offering with these tokens is the same that an arcade down the street is offering: put dollars in, get tokens out; and he's not even up to the level of what CoinBase is doing, for example.

  29. That was a RACIST remark! by mi · · Score: 0

    So, you're making something fun, useful, interesting, harmless--naturally the federal government is very concerned and wants to hobble you.

    Haterz gonna hate...

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    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
  30. $1,000 doesn't mean anying to the gov't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is money transmitting "in general". Specifically, it falls under the money order rules of Title 31. Money order rules really don't give flip about amounts under $3,000 (or equivalent).

    31 CFR 1010.415 Purchases of bank checks and drafts, cashier's checks, money orders and traveler's checks.

    (a) No financial institution may issue or sell a bank check or draft, cashier's check, money order or traveler's check for $3,000 or more in currency unless it maintains records of the following information...

  31. It's not even to the stage of 'stocks' by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bitcoin, until now, is still an UNREGISTERED and totally UNRECOGNIZED entity, according to the laws of the United States of America (since it's the US treasury we are talking, let's limit the discussion to the US laws).

    Stocks, on the other hand, are items that are recognized under the United States' laws, and the issuance of stock, the printing of stock certs, and so forth, have to abide by the LAWS, as they were written when the certs were being printed.

    In other words, the authority actually has NO JURISDICTION WHATSOEVER to interfere with the activities of that maker of Bitcoin Token since what he did was akin to making some toy coins, use for arcade machines.

    It's true that he has less lawyers than the stock cert printers, but still, the authority just does not have ANY RIGHT to interfere with an LAWFUL ACTIVITY (making toy coin) of a LAWFUL COMPANY (which is dully registered according to the laws where the company is located).

    The United States of America of today is becoming more and more like the China that I ran away from, back in the early 1970's.

    Back when I first reached the U. S. of A., it was a country in which the LAWS were still obeyed.

    Back when I ran away from China, it was a country where LAWS WERE MEANINGLESS.

    Now it looks like the United States of America is trying very hard to change role with that of China.

    While China is getting more and more civilized (they still have a VERY LONG WAY TO GO), America is behaving more and more rogue.

    It saddens me a lot watching my adopted country slowly turns into the country where I was born.

    --
    Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
    1. Re:It's not even to the stage of 'stocks' by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 1
      Bitcoin, until now, is still an UNREGISTERED and totally UNRECOGNIZED entity, according to the laws of the United States of America (since it's the US treasury we are talking, let's limit the discussion to the US laws).

      Well, that is not entirely accurate. Bitcoin gets Department of Justice, Securities and Exchange Commission endorsements

      The Department of Justice and Securities and Exchange Commission are telling a U.S. Senate committee that Bitcoins are legitimate financial instruments, boosting prospects for wider acceptance of the virtual currency.

      Representatives from the agencies told the U.S. Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs ahead of a hearing Monday that the digital money offers benefits and carries risks, like any other online-payment system, according to letters they released before the meeting.

      That was just last month and that is the problem. It truly puzzled me that the BTC community was all atwitter about US government recognition. If it was not recognized as a form of money by the feds, it would be no problem at all tossing about BTC denominated trinkets or trading them for anything else. Now that the fed nose is in the tent, the rest of the feds will follow.

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      Time Bomber the Book coming soon.
    2. Re:It's not even to the stage of 'stocks' by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      I agree, however, if the farmers don't regulate the feed then they lose a prime way to ensure the cattle don't wander off and survive on their own. Note that the arcade tokens say something to the effect, "Not redeemable for cow feed" on them.

    3. Re:It's not even to the stage of 'stocks' by JimSadler · · Score: 1

      Think about it a bit. The US does not want wealth transfered to enemies with whom we are at war and the various war power acts do permit the feds to regulate transfers of wealth. There are also issues with people trying to be invisible to the IRS by accepting pay in unusual forms.

    4. Re:It's not even to the stage of 'stocks' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he started making wodden coins and charged USD100 for them and then others (some/most of them drug dealers) exchanged it back to USD100 then he would still get in trouble.

      Making toy coins is fine as long as the value you're selling for is the toy itself. Obviously it's a grey zone where something becomes money laundrey or not.

    5. Re:It's not even to the stage of 'stocks' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bitcoin is LEGAL TENDER in Germany, and also recognized in China,Cyprus and its fatherland Japan.

    6. Re:It's not even to the stage of 'stocks' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation (badly) needed]

      LEGAL TENDER, as you so emphatically capitalized, means you can pay your debts and taxes in it.

      Of all the countries you mentioned here, I remember Germany recognizing BTC and saying you must pay taxes *off* your Bitcoin income - not that you can pay taxes *in* Bitcoin (and CNBC errorneously reporting it as "legal tender", but back pedalling later).

      Looking for the news about other countries you mention shows you're basically 180 degrees wrong about China and doesn't return anything about others:

      China said “the country’s financial and payment institutions should not accept Bitcoin as legal tender, warning of the risks related with the digital currency”.

  32. Summary of rules for US money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone can legally create money in the US, except state governments (or their political sub-divisions such as counties, parishes, or cities). You cannot name your money similar to any nation's currency (so no dollars, pounds, yen, euros, etc.).
    If you mint coins, production is regulated by the Federal Government (arcade tokens are okay, but freely transferable coins are frowned upon).

  33. The *LAWS* still do not recognize Bitcoin !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Department of Justice and Securities and Exchange Commission are telling a U.S. Senate committee that Bitcoins are legitimate financial instruments, boosting prospects for wider acceptance of the virtual currency.

    Representatives from the agencies told the U.S. Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs ahead of a hearing Monday that the digital money offers benefits and carries risks, like any other online-payment system, according to letters they released before the meeting.

    That was just last month and that is the problem.

    No, it's NOT a problem.

    Everything boils down to the LAWS.

    Do the LAWS of the United States of America recognize the entity by the name of "BITCOIN" ?

    Yes or No ?

    Whatever department of the government can "endorse" anything they like, but if the *LAWS* do not recognize that very thing, the "endorsement" amounts to nothing.

    What the GP has stated was correct. They have absolutely NO jurisdiction over the coin maker.

    And I am reading some asshats' post below saying about "minting coins with other people's money", I mean, WTF is that?

    Someone can write an IOU on a piece of paper and that IOU may mean "MONEY" to someone.

    Just because someone making a wallet with an embedded IOU does not mean that that guy is trespassing the laws.

    Do they even understand the basic concept of LAWS to begin with ??

    1. Re:The *LAWS* still do not recognize Bitcoin !! by hazah · · Score: 1

      Do they even understand the basic concept...

      I sincerely hope you know the answer...

    2. Re:The *LAWS* still do not recognize Bitcoin !! by easyTree · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's clearly as simple as this:
        (a) We want to control everything important
        (b) Bitcoin is becoming important
        (c) We will do whatever necessary to control Bitcoin

      Signed the guys collectively possessing the the most powerful expression of the 'throw a fence around it if it's valuable' gene.

    3. Re:The *LAWS* still do not recognize Bitcoin !! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      commercially offering IOU's falls under quite many laws, fucker.

      though what he does is essentially from what I understand run a bitcoin exchange. that also is under several laws - just because they call it bitcoin or mintkoin or spaghetting doesn't make it exempt from those.

      otherwise fraudsters would be giving you kredit kords and stÃks and saying that rules don't apply....

      look man, these guys and gals running bitcoins-from-a-box stunts at happenings know fairly well that they couldn't just put up a website in that same state doing the same thing... they know that the box was just loopholing and trying to insulate themselves from being the operator of the machine giving out bitcoin for cash.

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    4. Re: The *LAWS* still do not recognize Bitcoin !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the laws. The Fed wants to control US money. They don't want someone else doing that. The fed is a corporation with a lot if power which it will use in any way to block mon fed approved transactions eg bitcoin

    5. Re:The *LAWS* still do not recognize Bitcoin !! by Goaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do the LAWS of the United States of America recognize the entity by the name of "BITCOIN" ?

      No, just like how they don't recognise an entity by the name of "Google". Absurdly, they still claim Google has to follow the law!

    6. Re:The *LAWS* still do not recognize Bitcoin !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "google" very much is regognized as a person under US law.

    7. Re:The *LAWS* still do not recognize Bitcoin !! by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Except there is no IOU. The backing instrument, ie the private key which allows you to spend the bitcoins, is ....inside the coin! It is, essentially, a fancy secure bitcoin wallet that you can trade with some amount of confidence that the previous holder didn't know the private key either.

      That is really all it is, aside from a fancy coin container to hold it in.

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    8. Re: The *LAWS* still do not recognize Bitcoin !! by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      Most of our laws define of things, I.e. trade notes (look up the ucc) by the function they serve in the economy, rather than by name. Because the people that wrote our laws are not so stupid as to write every law as a one-off that can be evaded by changing the brand of your fraudulent instrument.

  34. Worse: Artisanal. (Art is what?) by tepples · · Score: 1

    Every time you see "artisan" or worse "artisanal", read it as "art is anal": anal lettuce, anal tomatoes, anal bacon, anal cheese, anal bread, etc. Worse yet, some self-proclaimed artisans have embraced "anal".

    1. Re:Worse: Artisanal. (Art is what?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey come on, wtf.

      i make lamps by hand out of brass, copper, or steel and sell them. i think some of them are fairly attractive. each one takes me 20 some hours
      of labor and I sell them for $150-$200. its shite money, but its an honest living. my customers like my work

      you techno-libertarians really have a problem with that?

    2. Re:Worse: Artisanal. (Art is what?) by tepples · · Score: 1

      I by no means have a problem with making and selling handmade lamps. It's just the commercial weakening of the label "artisan" that I guess people have a problem with.

  35. good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YES it is really hard to transmit money and you must first jump through a lot of state and federal regulatory hoops Caldwell hasn't jumped through. Like i buy some hermes birkin
    hermes belts , i have to pay the money travelling miles

  36. Re:JEWS... by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

    You know why that is, don't you? The Christians banned Jews from owning land, so rather than being able to buy a home with income, they had very limited options. So they invested in banks, since real estate investments were illegal from their repressive overlords. Now, the problems caused by their oppressors have been called a strength. You have only Christians to blame. If Christians weren't so evil, the Jew wouldn't have been essentially required by law to be a lender.

  37. Currency Boundaries are Dangerous by edelbrp · · Score: 1

    The government doesn't care when you trade bitcoins amongst yourselves, but if you *exchange* them either way for government currency, there are problems. In this case, you can trade USD for Bitcoins, and that's a big red flag.

  38. Blanks by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

    Why not just print bitcoin blanks that allow the bitcoin digital key to be written once to it then it becomes read only. Selling blanks with no value beyond the novelty wouldn't be an issue.

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    *It's not what you can do for the Dark Side but what the Dark Side can do for you!*
    1. Re:Blanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the feds wouldn't be terribly happy about that, as the big issue here is more that these physical bitcoins themselves facilitate untraceable bitcoin transactions (as the bitcoins themselves never move wallet to wallet with the exchange of these coins), but on the other hand, I doubt they'd find much legitimate reason to step in. Nothing stops people from exchanging wallets and associated keys as it is, other than the matter of inconvenience and possible security concerns...his product just makes it a little easier to do so.

  39. Writing down a string on a physical medium huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I understand correctly he essentially takes a string of characters from the client, stamps (whatever) them onto a physical medium, and sends them out to whereever the client wants... and this means he has to have extra books kept to track all of this.... so if my friend Vinny asks to send some flowers to his Godfather Joey and happens to ask the card to have a weird string of alphanumeric characters on it, does that make the florist a money launderer?

  40. Need complete anonymity and no ability to track by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that bitcoins are openly transferred, rather than being encrypted for who is sending, to whom - that is the next logical step in a truly useful digital currency. That will remove the ability of a rogue nation state (in this case the US) to unlawfully interfere in commerce by two individuals who may, or may not be located within their borders. The encryption needs to be upped with at least two levels of encryption - which are arbitrarily applied and can only be "read" by the two people who are doing business. This needs to be coupled to a network which obfuscates the locations of the sender and receiver - a Tor-like network could be useful for this.

  41. Call the goverment's bluff by Serendipidude · · Score: 1

    I'd call the government's bluff on this one, there is no 'transmission' since the owner ship of the bitcoin never changes hands - it remains with the original owner. The physical object created is not a payment instrument either since it can't be used as a bitcoin, only the information stored on it can be used and that makes it more like a wallet, a device that stores currency.

  42. Ponzi much ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1000X increase in value ??? Better redeem it immediately before it suddenly loses .999 of its value then.
    Poker chip with a box code hidden under a sticker - hmm sounds like a deal to trade the cow for.

    So anyway .... I have these BSs (Bridge Shares) Im offering for sale to a few farsighted investors ready to make their huge fortunes.
    These BSs are GUARANTEED to be potentially 10X as profitable as any BitCoin and 10X as secure in holding their value.
    This is a limited time offer. Get your BS now !!!

  43. No shit ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he started making wodden coins and charged USD100 for them and then others (some/most of them drug dealers) exchanged it back to USD100 then he would still get in trouble.

    REALLY ?

    In that case, all the famous artists would be in deep shit.

    People buy artsy stuffs from artists, paintings, wood carvings, potteries, stone figures, and so on, and later on many of them sell those artsy stuffs for handsome profits.

    How come the U.S. government never go after them artists ?

    How come ?

    1. Re:No shit ! by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      Your example is not comparable to the GP intention because the of the buyer. The GP is looking at those who deal illegal activities (i.e. drug dealers) but you are looking at regular people. In other words, the GP is pointing out at exploitation of the use; whereas, you are demonstrating the common-use point of view.

    2. Re:No shit ! by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      So if the evil druglords of world started to trade fine art back and forth as a means of exchanging wealth, then the Feds would lock up all the artists? Carrying around art paraphernalia would be illegal in most states and barred from federal buildings?

  44. I guess somebody does not understand Bitcoin by Stolpskott · · Score: 1

    If the physical object itself was a legal form of currency, then I could get behind what the Government are doing... but as the Government has only just started to recognise Bitcoin as a commodity with value, I fail to see the rationale behind this unless either the Government people behind the idea are crazy for power or they actually think that the physical "coin" this guy makes is what carries the value.

    As it stands, I would say that the physical object here is closer to being an ornament, perhaps a small piggy bank - for example, he charges $50 for these items, and people send him $100, so he returns an item with a $50 note inside it. He has sold them a container, not a representation of money. Because in the case of the Bitcoins, the representation of money is the cryptographic key which is inside the item he has made, and the value of the item he has made is that of the materials used in its construction plus his time and effort.

  45. So they didn't say no... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    ...just that be play by the rules.

    Seems reasonable.

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  46. Actually... I agree. They should be regulated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an avid supporter of bitcoin, but I gotta side with the Gov on this one. I mean, whats to stop him from recording the wallets, monitoring them for if money goes in them, and stealing the funds? What's to stop him from money laundering? Sorry, these types of businesses do need rules and regulations.

    What's the actual requires to come into compliance? Are the requirements really that ridiculous?

  47. People cannot be mints by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

    The perspective given on this story is crazy. People cannot operate as dependable one-person defacto mints. The "tamper-proof " claim is worthless . People exchange cash for the claimed value of the coins. They do not have that value. This isn't baseball cards where you want the thing for its intrinsic value. It's more like a car , where you want the thing to safely transport you from point A to point B or stock certificates or things whose value is instrumental. It has to actually have the advertised value.

  48. Back to basics: why is money laundering illegal? by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Ok, let's go back to basics: why is money laundering illegal? Why are banks required to report transactions over $10000; and why is structuring (making multiple transactions just below this threshold) illegal?

    These are all laws designed to make the job of law enforcement easier. There's nothing inherently wrong with depositing $9999 into your back account, but do it twice and you may be up on charges even if your transactions were perfectly innocent. Similarly laws against money laundering are vague, and trip up more innocent people than guilty ones. All money laundering mean, at its root, is having a series of transactions: Buy yacht, trade it for a diamond ring, sell the ring. There's nothing wrong with that series of transactions, but because they are hard for the government to track, it is somehow your fault.

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    Enjoy life! This is not a dress rehearsal.
  49. They aren't having it both ways by sirwired · · Score: 1

    I have yet to see a single action by the Feds showing they are treating BitCoins as Choice Two. They are treating BitCoins as choice #1. Which means, like any currency, he has to abide by the laws regarding the trading of currency. This is a very straightforward applicaton of money-laundering laws.

  50. YES, in fact they are the henchman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of the Jewish-controlled Federal Reserve trying to destroy America.

  51. That makes TWO unrecognized currencies in the US by Benders · · Score: 1

    Credit cards are just as much "currency" as bitcoins and paper money. If you think about it for 30 seconds, you will realize that credit cards are used in financial transactions more frequently than Dollars are in this country. Bitcoins are no different. The real difference is no one charges anyone for using Bitcoins, which will change. Figure out what percentage of our GDP is paid for with Credit cards. Then take roughly 2% of that number, and that is what the Banks that issue credit cards are making as a minimum for allowing you to use their card. Even if you pay it off completely every month, the Bank still gets their revenue from the Merchants that accept their card as a form of payment. Stores that accept credit cards at checkout already have the fee built into their pricing structure. So, if you pay cash at these locations, you are contributing that 2% straight to the profit-line of the store unless they give you a discount for paying in cash.