China's Jade Rabbit Fights To Come Back From the Dead
Despite being declared officially lost, the Chinese moon rover may yet have some life left. Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "CNN reports that reports of Jade Rabbit's demise may have been premature as signs are emerging that China's first lunar rover may be up and running again. Following technical malfunctions Xinhua says that the lunar rover had lost communication with mission control but on Thursday the state news agency said that the rover was "fully awake" and had returned to its normal signal-receiving status. "Jade Rabbit has fully resurrected and is able to receive signals, but still suffers a mechanical control abnormality," says China's lunar program spokesman Pei Zhaoyu. "The rover entered hibernation while in an abnormal state. We were worried it wouldn't be able to make it through the extreme cold of the lunar night. But it came back alive. The rover stands a chance of being saved as it is still alive." The lunar rover's end seemed near when it signed off at the end of January with a poignant message: "Goodnight humanity." Yutu, as the device is known in Mandarin, had been out of action for two weeks following a technical malfunction, and media around the world filed its obituary late on Wednesday after a short statement on Chinese state media alerted the world to its apparent terminal failings. Should Jade Rabbit make a full recovery, it would cap another success for space exploration, which has seen NASA's Opportunity Mars rover, currently exploring the red planet, far outlast its expected lifespan."
and was recovering from all the partying and travel back to the Moon.
(Seriously, great news!)
Serves them right for using crappy Chinese made components.
I for one , welcome, Our Lunar Robotic Zombie Overlord!
In reality, China already has a 3D printer on the Moon and they simply printed out another Jade Rabbit.
Then we could go on about whipping a Dead Horse.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
it signed off at the end of January with a poignant message: "Goodnight humanity."
No it didn't. Some guy in a press office wrote it.
Can we please stop anthropomorphising rovers? They hate that.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
Who thinks that "Jade Rabbit" sounds like it should be the name of a sex toy?
= 36400 F8eeBSD not going home
Clearly it was the work of Chinese moon poachers. Jade rabbits can be make into slippers that give you vitality and speed so they go for $1 mil on the black market. There were definitely poachers on the moon waiting for it.
This sounds more like a phony story ordered by Party elites to cover up the embarrassment of failure. They can just pretend it started working again (with the camera mysteriously failing) and save face with bogus tweets and press releases.
I am becoming gerund, destroyer of verbs.
Mostly dead is a little bit alive. A little bit alive they can work with.
Never shake hands with a man you meet in a fertility clinic.
Mission Control: "Brave, brave Jade Rabbit! You shall not have died in vain!"
Jade Rabbit: "Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir."
Mission Control: "Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!"
Jade Rabbit: "Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir."
Mission Control: "Oh, I see."
"We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers." Carl Sagan
Just needed a fsck and it was then in /lost+found
"Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
well, it looks as we were able to have dialog with the locals. teacher will be proud.
Zombie Chinese Robots on the Moon . . . if only Laurel and Hardy were still alive, casting would be a cinch.
Apollo 11 landing? Meh.
Luna 2 landing? Meh.
Zombie Jade Rabbit landing? AWESOME!
Nice try though.
"Zombie Rabbit On The Moon!" :p
"I love animals! Some are cute, others are tasty, what's not to like?" - Betsy Schroeder, Jeopardy contestant
Because this was fucking heartbreaking: https://xkcd.com/695/
I am tired of reading about how the Mars rovers miraculously lived so long.
It should be obvious to even the dumbest among us that the short "expected lifespan" of the rovers was just some contractual trigger for some bonus for some contractor and was in no way a design goal.
But luckilly at least one central european news outlet did report tech-news that JADE RABBIT is still operational, but so far not responding. Propably low batteries charge was to blame in order to power up off-the-shelf technologies used in this little piece of space-travel marvel. KUDOS to Chinese technicians, engineers and other scientists on board this project.
or the writer got lucky.
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
Should Jade Rabbit make a full recovery, it would cap another success for space exploration, which has seen NASA's Opportunity Mars rover, currently exploring the red planet, far outlast its expected lifespan."
Opportunity far outlived its projected 90 day operational lifetime. Jade Rabbit was supposed to go 3 months and has already gone belly-up just a month into it.
Is it in the heliopause, or past it? Is the cat alive or dead?
We all asked for it. We bitched and moaned. We wanted Slashdot to deliver stories faster, and we mocked it when it published yesterdays news.
The one time Slashdot listens to its users and it published a story so fast that it was wrong, and was debunked only hours later.
Good to see the little wabbit is still fighting on.
to read all the hateful comments about "Chinese junk" spouted by envious Americans, who now realize this rover is in fact superior Chinese quality, persisting through conditions it was not built to endure.
Click on the "The rover stands a chance of being saved as it is still alive" link, the "Translate" link performs a script injection attack.
one might say.
It was probably on the dark side of the moon looking for Transformers...
blindly antisocialist = antisocial