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NASA Knows How Mars Got a Jelly Doughnut
The Associated Press reports that the mysterious "jelly doughnut" shaped rock spotted by the Opportunity rover on Mars wasn't put there by aliens or by mysterious forces of Mars weather. Instead, the NASA has a simple explanation: one of the rover's larger wheels "broke it off a larger rock and then kicked it into the field of view." Of course, they would say that just to head off a lawsuit demanding an investigation into the real reasons.
Donuts without cops? No way!
Because cops like donuts !!
So you have any other protips on how we can politicize a rock on Mars?
Different people believe different things. Don't generalize so much.
I'm offended by your overgeneralization. Sometimes different people believe the same thing.
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...no one observes that the Jelly Doughnut rock on mars was where the complaints about Beta might have been thrown?
You never know...
"Get off my bedrock lawn, you stupid illegal alien robot!"
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people subject to views outside of logic, may switch between them at random. Also very few if any religions explicitly say anything against life on other plannets, if christianity is what we are talking about, it says nothing to oppose life on other plannets, it simply never mentions the concept at all. Just as it never mentions kangaroos, koala bears or the american continent. If a spacecraft were to land on earth, the only thing christians would see different is in spite of us being clearly technologically inferior to them, christians would still hold to the idea that humans are made in the image of god, and thus the aliens must have been created by god to serve us in some way.
I think that's an extraordinary claim. Are there any photos showing this rock in the path of the rover before it clipped it? The unusual composition of this rock bears investigating, and suggests some other origin (like a meteor impact). Why is the composition inconsistent with other rocks? Because it's not from there.
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"Scientists at the ISC were baffled by the sudden appearance of an organic, nitrous odor in one of the compartments. After weeks of researching the possible causes they finally solved the mystery - one of them had farted."
NASA are saying it is not a man-made object or the result of natural phenomena, but rather that it was put there by a probe from another planet!
dun dun dun
The NSA has been tracking everyone's data, and especially things going on in foreign sand-filled landscapes.
What's that, the title was NASA knows, not NSA knows?
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Show the before & after pictures of where this rock came from.
If I didn't have absolutely NOTHING to do, I wouldn't be here.
Almost as amazing as adding a hyphen to create a bizarre compound noun like "coming-up", when all you wanted was a perfectly fine phrasal verb like "coming up". Weird. Seems that grammar goes through fashions: apostrophe pluralizing, then it's "women" for the singular, the always popular it's to mean its, the rare "definatly" or "defiantly", and now this. I'm even starting to miss "rediculous" and "irregardless".
... NASA has determined that people working for the Journal of Cosmology have gone off their meds....again.
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I hope the Judge orders and investigation.
Besides, I'm sure there's someone else we could sue out there.
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I tried a "jelly" doughnut when I was in America. Nowhere near as nice as jam ones in the UK. :-)
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Donut, not doughnut.
are coming-up with. Considering their religion says aliens don't exist, why are so many of those people claiming they do and that they constructed this rock? They already proved themselves liars with the huge number of them that claim to have been abducted by aliens. Those people are nuts, and it is sickening how they try to make everything about politics.
Religion makes no statement as to the existence of aliens or not. If you are talking about texts related to Jews, Christians and Muslims, their books are about the relationship between their God and humans. No more and no less.
As for them being nuts and trying to inject politics into everything -- you were the one who interjected politics and religion into an otherwise neutral subject.
I wouldn't worry about him too much, he is obviously a second rate hack. A true pro would have blamed Bush for the rock.
much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
Next NASA will tell you the UFO filmed docking on ISS last week was just a giant space banana.
NASA footage of Apparent UFO docked at International Space Station
The Mars Rover has a jelly donut dispenser.
Everyone knows Mars is just the Venusian's Area 51. It's just a remnant of some secret high tech project.
They will never relinquish their paranoias, regardless of logic or evidence. It's in their nature.
Evidently, the concept of "trolling" is foreign to you. The last sentence was the give-away.
Your level of gullibility should be disturbing to you.
like Duncan Donuts made a commercial about donuts on Mars? Such a great opportunity (yes that's a pun).
Naming every 1" stone chip on Mars is going to take a long time. Of course that is one way to keep the funding going :)
I tire of the conspiracy theory innuendo that Slashdot spews.
Actually, if its the rover, then its definitely the Aliens who put it there.
they would be blaming global warming for it, and prof that it has spread to Mars.
Bush was just continuing Clinton's policies.
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> Considering their religion says aliens don't exist,
Can you point me to the verse saying that? I haven't seen one.
> Religion makes no statement as to the existence of aliens or not.
That's a load of crap. If that was true, then why do those people hate Star Trek so much? I just proved you a liar. You CONservtives are all alike with your constant lies.
> into an otherwise neutral subject.
With how much those people ate science, no subject like this is neutral to those people. Of course you know that and are just trolling.
This rock clearly proves the following:
Evolution cannot explain life
Global warming is a fiction created by a conspiracy of wealthy scientists
Obama is a Muslim Manchurian Candidate
An unregulated free market is the only valid economic system
The Gays are trying to indoctrinate our children
The moon landing was a hoax
Benghazi was a coverup
Vince Foster was murdered by Hilary Clinton
China is planning to invade the US
Fluoridated water is a communist plot
The Holocaust was trumped up by the Jews (who control the banking system)
Gun violence would end if every american owned and carried with them at all times a handgun
liberalism is identical to fascism and communism
The catholic church is the target of a smear campaign designed to blame it for misinterpreting jesus, instigating the inquisition, and turning a blind eye to hitler
aliens not only crashed at area 51, they are responsible for all those missing socks.
Obama inherited the rock.
They have posted no pics of said hit by wheel rock.
Politicians and their non sequiturs. What's Dwayne Johnson have to do with this?
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