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Ask Slashdot: How To Communicate Security Alerts?

Capt.Michaels writes: "I need to start sending security alerts and warnings to employees at my somewhat sizable company. My problem: I'm not sure how to send these alerts without freaking everyone out and causing the help desk to get flooded with phone calls. For example, let's take the current Internet Explorer exploit that caused US-CERT to recommend switching browsers. I don't want everyone killing our limited help desk with ridiculous questions like, 'I downloaded $New_Browser, how can I get my toolbar? How do I bookmark things in this browser? Can you tell me which browser you recommend?' Simply put: some vulnerabilities are worth major changes, but many aren't. If we switched software every time a new vulnerability came out, we'd never get anything done. Sooner or later, a patch will come out, and everything will be back to normal. But how do I communicate to end users that they should be aware of an issue and take extra care until it's fixed, without causing panic?"

84 comments

  1. Don't tell them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Problem solved. Just relay on your backend infrastructure.

    - NSA guy

    1. Re:Don't tell them. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      I like my method:

      "FIRE!"

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    2. Re:Don't tell them. by Tuidjy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They ask. They hear something from their friends and colleagues, and retain a garbled version ranging from "OMG, everything Microsoft needs to be erased!" to "Go to this website and it will fix your IE". If you are lucky, they call you before they try to do something astoundingly stupid.

      I'm the IT director for a aftermarket auto-manufacturer, and we keep our Internet facing network and our production/POS/ERP networks physically separate. Each of our Internet facing PCs has IE, and a crippled version of Chrome (same idea as Iron) installed.

      A few nights ago, I ran a script that stored everyone's IE bookmarks in a backup, and overwrote them with a list of less than a twenty bookmarks, including the company's website, the banking sites for scanning checks, the website that stores our scanned invoices... you get the idea.

      I sent an email instructing them to use IE only for the sites for which there is a bookmark, and use the crippled Chrome for everything else. Last night I restored the bookmarks, and while I was at it, checked a few histories here and there. People seem to have complied with the instructions. I saw only one clear violation, and it was work related, to a website that I may have added to the bookmarks, if I had thought of it.

      Today, according to my assistant, there have been three calls from people who did not get their bookmarks back, and a few from people who did not know about bookmarks before, and now want the 'official list' back.

      All in all, I'm glad how it went.

      --
      No good deed goes unpunished...
  2. EMET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Try EMET from Microsoft.

  3. Misleading Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) the recommendation was to update your browser and seek mitigation tools if possible (i.e. EMET) and, only if you were unable to employ such solutions (i.e. for the recently EoL'd WinXP), you should consider switching browsers.

    2) the patch for this vulnerability was pushed yesterday, out of stream, for all affected browsers, for all Windows OS's back to and including WinXP.

    -AC

    1. Re:Misleading Summary by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      2) the patch for this vulnerability was pushed yesterday, out of stream, for all affected browsers, for all Windows OS's back to and including WinXP.

      So how do you download it on a windows XP box, now that official support has ended? (I just inherited one, after Microsoft dropped support, and it has mission-critical, windows XP applications on it. B-b )

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    2. Re:Misleading Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The line you quoted says "including Windows XP," you god damn idiot. You either use WSUS or update.microsoft.com. You have to type the second one in the address bar of your web browser and press the Enter key. That's the one labeled "Enter". You may need to get help from an IT professional, because it may require installation of an ActiveX control to work.

    3. Re:Misleading Summary by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression it would be made available through windows update but it's not really very clear.

      http://blogs.technet.com/b/msr...

    4. Re:Misleading Summary by TMYates · · Score: 1

      I saw it show up on my WSUS server today for XP on up.

    5. Re:Misleading Summary by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      In that case deployment is a non-issue.

    6. Re:Misleading Summary by GlennC · · Score: 1

      Microsoft released the patch for XP as well.

      It's on Windows Update, or you can download it at https://technet.microsoft.com/library/security/ms14-021

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    7. Re:Misleading Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The responses below echo my sentiments, yet I'm downmodded for calling an obvious moron a "god damn idiot." Fuck off, slashfags.

    8. Re:Misleading Summary by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      It's on Windows Update, or you can download it at https://technet.microsoft.com/...

      Thank you.

      I was unsure whether the Windows Update servers had been taken down, so that some exceptional process was necressary, or just left running at the end-of-life {plus I.E. fix} patch level.

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      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  4. I Like Paper by fullback · · Score: 1

    Type it; print it; deliver it.

    It worked for generations.

    1. Re:I Like Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait 24 hours to see if it compiled... then either fix the bugs or continue. It works coding exactly like communicating to people. /me wait LESS than 24 hours for reply.

    2. Re:I Like Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So how do you title your prints?

      DO NOT PANIC

      or

      DANGER WILL ROBINSON

  5. Run around in panic... by sinij · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ruining around the office in panic screaming that we are all going to die worked well for me so far.

    Also, what kind of security events are we talking about here?

    1. Re:Run around in panic... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      When in trouble, or in doubt, run in circles, scream, and shout.

      --
      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
  6. Kill them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Easy, kill all your users. Seriously.

    You are fighting a loosing battle. Everytime i try and make a process more idiot proof 10x more wild moron users appear.

    1. Re:Kill them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only loosing battles are fought by whores.

    2. Re: Kill them all by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

      Or, as I generally word it: "For every idiot-proof system, you will encounter at least one system-proof idiot"

      --
      Just my $0.03 (At current exchange rates, my £0.02 is worth more than your $0.02)
  7. My thoughts. by TMYates · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the case of the browser, there are a couple of things I would have done:

    1) IT should have selected a viable alternative. Whether it is Chrome, FireFox, etc... IT should be deciding on one to use. You are right in not wanting to bog down the help desk with these calls. By selecting one you can send a message out to your users stating that to improve security, reliability, and performance of your system, we will begin rolling out a new web browser for everyone to use. Be sure to include time for a quick training session. There are various methods for pushing software out behind the scenes as well to install it without bothering many of the workers.

    2) Used something like Group Policy to push out the workaround and disable the DLL in question. This could have easily been done using a login script or GPO. Then you could sit tight waiting on a patch for your existing browser. You may still want to remind everyone to be on the lookout for anything suspicious and report it should something happen.

    The sad fact is that nothing is bulletproof. It could just as easily be Chrome or Safari next week. Don't forget Safari had a nasty SSL flaw not too long ago too. You are right in not wanting to scare your users, but that is where I say you need to put effort into education on the basics of security. Let them know you have their back. And above all, be creative.

    1. Re:My thoughts. by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

      A lot of corporate users are still stuck with backends that require ActiveX.

      Ten years ago, people kept telling me I shouldn't worry about it and everyone would be using Windows and Internet Explorer forever. Idiots.

    2. Re:My thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then you could sit tight waiting on a patch for your existing browser

      That patch he was waiting for? it was pushed yesterday ... FYI.

      If he followed your advice, he would have spent more time creating, testing, and implementing the scripts/GPO's you suggested, than it took to get the patch. Plus he'd get to have all the fun of hearing from the Help Desk about users who're confused by a different browser appearance, and oh, hey, where'd all of my favourites go?

      Not to mention, if the enterprise also uses GPO's to manage browser functionality / appearance / behaviour, woops, none of that on Chrome/Safari/Firefox...

      If he did ANYTHING, on Monday, he could have pushed EMET to his Windows Vista/7/8.x clients, thereby hardening all of them against not only this attack, but also most others going forward; IE11 with EMET has YET to be compromised and was the ONLY browser configuration that came out of PWN2OWN undefeated; (FWIW: If you think that's just from weak-efforts, and manage to find a way to defeat it, there's a $150,000 reward available...)

      -AC

    3. Re:My thoughts. by pavon · · Score: 1

      He recommended deploying an alternative browser, not replacing IE altogether. That way when IE has a bad vulnerability you notify everyone to temporarilly use the alternate on external sites, use group policy to disable vulnerable features, or even block it at the firewall depending on the severity. They can keep using IE internally during that time. Then when a patch comes out you deploy it and lift the restrictions. The next week when firefox has a zero-day, you do the same for it, and recommend people use IE for the time being. It is a very sensible way to allow the most productivity possible while staying secure.

      If they really need to use Active X on externall websites during a vulnerability, you can whitelist those sites in Group Policy if needed, but honestly I would just consider the downtime a cost of doing business with outdated insecure technology in most cases. Cleaning up a bad worm/virus that spread through the entire campus could be much more expensive.

    4. Re:My thoughts. by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, if the enterprise also uses GPO's to manage browser functionality / appearance / behaviour, woops, none of that on Chrome/Safari/Firefox...

      There are custom administrator templates available for firefox and chrome. I'm sure there are some for Safari I've just never used them.

      https://support.google.com/chr...

      http://sourceforge.net/project...

    5. Re:My thoughts. by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Chrome can be deployed with extensions via GPO-- like IETab. IETab could be preconfigured to load those specific sites.

      Presumably the few sites you would be using IETab for would either be internal, or restricted access, and so unlikely to have the exploit code.

    6. Re:My thoughts. by TMYates · · Score: 2

      This response was supposed to be a general "what should I do" not "what can I do" type of question. I used the browser topic as a sample, but yes they have released the patch. If a vulnerability was published today, you cannot just assume tomorrow they will have a patch ready to ship and hence why the question was asked how to handle a situation of such.

      It depends on the size of the shop and the IT staff. As a one man IT shop, I would be the one creating, testing, and implementing. Not saying everyone is bad at that, but I happen to know my scripts and GPO objects. In the workaround, they clearly gave instructions for running the fix at a command line. That part would not be difficult to do and if it were serious enough for a large organization, they would most likely already have a rapid test process in place for a vulnerability like this. You would still have to educate the users on a new browser should you push one out, but at least you can reduce the time needed for IT to go to every computer and manually install the software. You wouldn't have to instantly switch it to default.

      As for the GPOs to manage the other browsers, it depends on how they store files. But to prove you wrong on Chrome not having them, here: https://support.google.com/chr...

      EMET should have been a 3rd option, but I wouldn't recommend every shop immediately go out there and implement it without understanding it. There are many complicated things that it helps mitigate and improperly implemented could cause more headaches to the help desk. That being said, I have started to research it for other reasons so I won't knock it being a worthwhile investment.

      Also, you better hope you are on the latest version of EMET, because 4.1 has been bypassed and it is only a matter of time for newer versions: http://bromiumlabs.files.wordp...

      Now go back into your hole since you are too afraid to stand behind anything other than AC for your post name.

    7. Re:My thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By default, EMET hardens Windows itself, IE and I think a few other Microsoft Apps (maybe Flash too?) In any case, it should be considered essential in exposed or front-line machines under Windows, and in my environment, we deployed it back in January with only a few hiccoughs to solve. Granted, it's a small office with only a few servers + workstations.

      IE11 w/ EMET has not yet (well, as of PWN2OWN, 6 weeks ago) been defeated via drive-by attack. Period. It is the ONLY browser to claim that distinction. (IE11 on it's own only succumbed to a single attack at that time, I didn't hear if it was via this particular hole, or some other, but still, it was the most secure browser at this year's event). If your claim is true, then you, or someone at Bromium Labs should go and demonstrate their bypass and collect a $150,000 bonus!

      you are too afraid to stand behind anything other than AC for your post name

      I've been reading and posting on /. for about a dozen or so years, over which time I have proudly, and purposely NEVER created an account, and I certainly have no intention of doing so now. Nevertheless, I DO sign all my posts, and not every AC in the above chain is me... Also, choosing not to create an account has nothing at all to do with "fear"...

      -AC

    8. Re: My thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't bypass EMET's DeepHooks feature. Read the actual paper.

  8. Most important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most important things when communicating security alerts is to not exaggerate the threat.

    Cry wolf just once and people will find that listening to you is a waste of their time.

  9. Howto docs by ichthus · · Score: 1

    Anticipate all questions (smart or dumb), and create a howto/faq addressing each one.

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    sig: sauer
    1. Re:Howto docs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Implying users read.

    2. Re:Howto docs by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      Anticipating all dumb questions is easier said than done. As soon as you make something idiot-proof, they go and make a better idiot.

      --
      "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
  10. You don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To be blunt, you don't need to tell every employee about every security problem, precisely for the reasons you stated: they'll panic.

    The best thing you can to is to try to mitigate the problem until a fix is available, and then deploy a fix. Mitigation can mean anything from blocking access to the offending program, malicious website, etc., but nothing beats good old fashioned user education. Instructing your users on safe computing habits goes a long way toward keeping your network secure, and as long as you're not a dick about it, most people will actually listen. There are always those that won't listen or cooperate because 'computery things are your job, not mine', but I've found that those people are few and far between.

  11. The security alerts should come from the help desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The security alerts should come from the help desk and the support staff. They are much more in touch with the types of problems that will occur, as well as how to best communicate with the users. You can work with the support staff to craft an accurate and helpful message without causing chaos.

  12. You let your employees choose their own browsers? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Goddamn hippy.

    --
    systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  13. Giant Hammer by originalmouse · · Score: 1

    be as concise as possible. carry a giant hammer. "There is a vulnerability in IE. If you're paying attention, you will not have any issues. [procedure or new policy]. If you cannot comply with [new policy] please bring your machine to [your office] for molecular realignment."

  14. Avoid the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explain the consequences and lost productivity from the user panic and threat of users doing strange things in response to the warning, and then recommend that the network be isolated from the internet due to "technical problems that we are working around the clock to resolve". Let corporate VPN connections remain so that people can still do business and maybe even wave your hands and explain that email works because it is "on an isolated subnet not affected by the outage", but lock down general internet access tight at the firewall.

    They'll never know, and they might even get some work done using the time they used to spend browsing 4chan or the chive.

    1. Re:Avoid the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about browsing /.?

  15. high alert ongoing warnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tell your friends http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=wmd+weather+alert wake up

  16. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Stop locking people's machines down. Make IT into a department that trains people to be responsible, not a department that locks their machines up.

    1. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop locking people's machines down. Make IT into a department that trains people to be responsible, not a department that locks their machines up.

      How well has that worked for you, AC? You are obviously on the End User side, rather than the IT side....and we've tried....repeatedly...After you explain 100 times to the same 1/3 of your company what to do/not do, you give up and remove admin access. Problem just about solved.

  17. delegate to helpdesk by zr · · Score: 1

    they'll know how to communicate and what things to mention. and if they don't, they will learn quickly.

  18. Large flashy red lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously,

    Large flashy red lights and REALLY loud siren.

  19. Diversify by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recommend from the start that your users make use of multiple different applications to accomplish the same task. If these users regularly make use of Firefox, Chrome, and IE, then they are far less disturbed by a forced transition due to a zero-day exploit. Likewise, users that compose alternately in MS Office, Open Office, and Libre Office, will find themselves much better equipped to adjust to a change in corporate suite preference.

    Persuade your users not to paint themselves into a corner, and your job will be much easier in the long run.

  20. Email and Proper Security Policy by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All your issues can be addressed with 2 things - an email to employees that explains everything they need to know about the security update, and a security policy that prevents the installation of unauthorized software.

    Then, for the handful of dumbasses that will ignore the email, try to install an unapproved browser, then call your helpdesk, they have the ammo they need to politely inform the user that if they like getting a paycheck, they should read their messages and abide by the computer usage policy*.

    * Save veeps and members of the board, since they not only believe that company policy doesn't apply to them, but also have the ability to fire you. But that's, like, maybe 20 people, so not a big deal.

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    An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    1. Re:Email and Proper Security Policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yes email. None of this is your users problem. It is yours.

      As for the second...depends on the company but if they want a secure network they either have to trust the users not to be silly or restrict it so that they can not.

      Of course everyone hates this. I am not a sys admin so I see it from the other side. Doing tech stuff tends to mean that a seperate net is allocated to us with fewer restrictions and a more of a "you broke it you fix it" kind of mentality. I am not saying that is good as it can get very broken by a few, many or all people fucking up. (Think of it as under the juristiction of those gods on high that hold the keys to computers but also allow far more flexibility when needed)

      Veeps signed off on the rules so keep them to them. As with any other person you will help to the best of your ability (defined)

    2. Re:Email and Proper Security Policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would not recommend calling the employees dumbasses. The use foul language has no place in a professional office environment. None of the offices that I have worked at tolerate cursing. Just an observation and my opinion.

  21. Net Send / MSG by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    I need to start sending security alerts and warnings to employees at my somewhat sizable company.

    Presuming this is a Windows network, just do a net send / msg to all users.

    My problem: I'm not sure how to send these alerts without freaking everyone out

    Aw, but that's half the fun of net send!!!

    Spoilsport.

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    An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    1. Re:Net Send / MSG by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      For the most part that was restricted or disabled since the XP days (after one of the updates. Cannot remember which). You reminded me of the old school spam I used to get...

      I had thought that myself, but apparently a user with admin rights can still use msg to send pop-up notifications across the network. Thus, I've had a good ol' time fucking with some of my co-workers ever since rediscovering that command earlier today :)

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
  22. Send out a note and post an FAQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Send them something like this:

    "Recently you may have heard about a vulnerability in Internet Explorer. Why this made the news and the Flash vulnerability from the same week didn't nobody knows. But please be aware that we know about this vulnerability - and, just like the last 5 zero-day vulnerabilities in Internet Explorer - we are monitoring the situation and will take any action deemed appropriate. At the present time we are protected by EMET - which we first deployed in 2011 - and do not have any exposure to existing exploits targeting this vulnerability. We will evaluate, test, and deploy the patch for this vulnerability during the standard "patch Tuesday" window when the other patches come out on May 13th.

    Thanks!"

  23. huh? by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this even a question? If the IE bug isn't important to you, and you don't want people switching browsers, then why the hell would you communicate the bug to anyone? You should only be sending out notifications if your users need to take action or you're trying to communicate an outage. If you're email consists of "There's this problem you don't need to do anything about..." then you're wasting their time and they will quickly learn to ignore your notifications.

    Users do not care about security issues or bugs. They want you to tell them if they need to do something. Otherwise leave them alone. If you have a few users that are worry warts and want to know about that thing they heard on the radio this morning, start a wiki page and just post it there. They can come and look at it if they have questions. But I'd avoid that. Documenting the reasons for your lack of action on a security issue is not a good idea. You may very well have good reasons, but uneducated poorly informed managers can make your life miserable if the bug ends up costing the company money.

  24. Military Basic training method by Whorhay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don a utilitarian yet heavily starched and pressed uniform, wear a funny hat and a hitler style mustache. Then get a ridding crop and an air horn. Go from cubicle to cubicle screaming and yelling obscenities and personal insults while instructing your vic.... users to apply patches or whatever. If anyone tries asking a question blow the air horn in their face then belittle them and kick up the crazyness of the insults a notch or two.

    Or you could send out a friendly and professionally written email with precise directions with a picture for every step. But that honestly doesn't seem like much fun to me.

    1. Re:Military Basic training method by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      That'll be twenty push-ups for sending lol cats through corperate e-mail to your co-workers.

      I'm not so sure the boss would go for that.

    2. Re:Military Basic training method by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Watch Fawlty Towers, "The Germans", for a HOW-TO on how to actually perform the required silly walk!

    3. Re:Military Basic training method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well stated!

      But I think he had the answer to his own question in his question, namely, listing what employees should NOT call tech support about, and that "extra care" would handle much of the problem.

      Of course, he could provide each user with a CD of Lightweight Portable Security, and say to use that to read emails they suspect are bogus, and be done with it.

  25. CVSS, CVE, CPEs and Policy by mtippett · · Score: 1

    Define actions (instant, daily, weekly alerts) for ranges of CVSS scores http://nvd.nist.gov/cvss.cfm?c...

    Track incoming CVEs (http://nvd.nist.gov/download.cfm) , assign CVSS scores specific to your organization. Also have a organization specific remediation approach.

    As you find out who is using what software, and use the CVE CPE (http://web.nvd.nist.gov/view/vuln/detail?vulnId=CVE-2014-2168) information to target more specific users.

    In the blast emails, you could potentially harvest who thinks they may be affected to gather CPE information.

    It's going to be a thankless, painful job, so you may as well automate as much as possible.

  26. Here's an idea by Let's+All+Be+Chinese · · Score: 1

    Set policy. Like, you have a list of recommended software. I'd say at least two browsers and a bunch of utility software. You support those, and beyond that it's best-effort. Curate the collection. With a clear idea of what's in use, you can even start to assemble the whole thing from FOSS and eventually move to a non-proprietary OS to underpin the tools. But that really is but a side-effect of having a good grasp of the needs of your shop. See the LiMux project.

    Communicate. Not just this one thing, your entire policy, FAQs, tips and tricks, what-have-you. An internal website will do. A wiki is great for this*, even if you're not opening up editing to others. But you could do that for selected parts too. Make sure everybody knows where the fount of (IT) wisdom is to be found. You don't have to be pushy about getting people to use it; even helpdeskers reading ready-made solutions to panicked people is better than having them making up answers on the spot, though this is only true if the ready-made stuff is of good quality. And if it applies to the situation, but that's the helpdesker's job to workout. So make a point of both having helpdeskers add questions and of curating the material, so you both know what's popular and that they have decent answers.

    Most of all, don't get condescending; write *for* the reader, not *at* them, or worse, refer to them as "the user", like so many programmers do. Who're they writing their software for, anyway?

    Once that's going you can even expand into short tutorials**, book reviews to help pick up more skills, and so on. But let's get the basics going first.

    Notice that if you have your shop organised with ready-made software and information answers, people will have a well-known point to look at in case of panic. So with that in hand, in case of big trouble you can send out word with a recommendation to review the latest news in the usual places where all the details can be found, with a short abstract with enough information --accessible to them-- to let them make a "should I spend time on this now? can it wait until later?" decision.

    Don't try to force people's hands until and unless absolutely necessary. Give them the tools and the right information on the right time to let them make meaningful decisions. This requires not so much serious writing skill (though it helps), but putting yourself in their perspective. "I don't understand all this, why do I need to bother?"

    * Plenty wiki software available. I like dokuwiki and dislike mediawiki because syntax, which I think is important as it is a tool to express and so convey the message. At minimum go for CREOLE support.
    ** A tutorial isn't a tutorial unless it also tells how to recover from mishaps. Most "tutorial" blogposts fail at this and as such are not worthy of the name.

  27. IE6 compatibility mode still required as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are some corporate websites here in the UK (which provide Internet based services) which will not work correctly unless Internet Explorer is running in IE6 compatibility mode (even when ActiveX is not involved).

    No, I am not joking (and no I cannot name them because I handle this as part of my day job.)

  28. Minimum Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EMET is good idea for companies that are tied to IE/Windows. It's no panacea of course, but raises the time-cost of breaking in.

    FYI -A team of researchers publically announced they broke through all EMET's defenses. Per the article:

    The real question is not whether EMET can be bypassed, but whether it sufficiently raises the cost of exploitation, the Bromium researchers said in their paper. “The answer to that is likely dependent upon the value of the data being protected. For organizations with data of significant value, we submit that EMET does not sufficiently stop customized exploits.”

    1. Re:Minimum Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since nobody collected the $150,000 reward at PWN2OWN 6 weeks ago, I'd say that either:

      a) the theory proposed in your link is an abstract/theoretical idea, and not yet ACTUALLY do-able in the real-world,

      or

      b) nobody at PC-World, or anyone who read the article, or anyone on the research team mentioned in it felt like they could use an extra $150,000 back in March...

      -AC

    2. Re: Minimum Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Read the actual Bromium whitepaper. They didn't bypass EMET's DeepHooks feature. It wasn't enabled by default but now it is with the recent release of EMET 4.1 Update 1. I'm not saying EMET is bulletproof but that article is wrong. A couple exploit writing companies have managed to bypass EMET but it isn't something they give out for free. Even $150,000 prize at the last Pwn2Own wasn't enough to get them to disclose their complete bypasses (including DeepHooks). Real complete EMET bypasses are worth more than 150k.

  29. DO NOT PANIC!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    REMAIN CALM!!! ALL IS WELL!!!!!! ALL IS WELL!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro&feature=kp

    yes, this is yelling, so I must now type all of the stupid padding, since the slash-filters can't tell what a joke is about.

  30. "IT Security Alert" by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    First, I would title them IT Security Alerts, rather than Security Alerts. One has to do with your computer, the other has to do with thrreats to your personal safety. You don't want people overreacting.

  31. Group Policy? Login Script? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    You can use Group Policy or your network login scripts to disable the svg vulnerability that was recently in IE without even telling your exployees.

    You can ask slashdot all day "How do I write an email?", or you can just be an administrator.

  32. Email Alert by HideyoshiJP · · Score: 2
    Security Email Alerts
    Summary

    Often times, email works great for something like this. Make sure you use a standardized and easy to read template that makes important information stand out.

    Affected Items

    • Make sure you list what is going to be affected and how it will affect people's jobs.
    • Make each item stand out from drab text, so people's eyes immediately find whether or not it affects them.

    Your Actions

    Here's where you try to calm people down and/or tell them what they need to do. This section can be a lengthy if necessary, but make sure to break out individual items if this section grows to a text wall.

  33. Fix "normal" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the summary:

    Sooner or later, a patch will come out, and everything will be back to normal.

    It sounds like your "normal" is that you are using Internet Explorer.
    Fix that.

    From the summary:

    But how do I communicate to end users that they should be aware of an issue and take extra care until it's fixed

    One option is for your users to wait until you have fixed the issue. The other option is to just fix it. Since you have an issue of being standardized on Internet Explorer, fix it immediately.

    From the message being replied to:

    Group Policy to push out the workaround and disable the DLL in question.

    Using Group Policy has traditionally involved making sure that a server is running a Microsoft Windows Server operating system, and client machines are running the more expensive Pro version of the operating system, and that IT staff are trained in using Microsoft components. Once that is all done, start relying on client-side security to implement security measures, which is generally the least trustworthy spot to be implementing security.
    Better idea: Do not implement all those pro-Microsoft policies just so you can torture your users with Microsoft's browser. Instead, get out of Microsoft's bed.

    I know, you likely consider this unuseful advice. That is exactly why this is advice that you obviously don't hear enough. Not just you, either. If you're not being annoyed by the fact that nobody values your Microsoft-centric knowledge, then Mark Shuttleworth has closed Ubuntu bug #1 too early.

    1. RE: Fix "normal" by TMYates · · Score: 0

      And the previous comment that this was in reply to is now gone....

  34. Laugh by koan · · Score: 1
    --
    "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
  35. Flat-out lie by fran6gagne · · Score: 1

    Tell them there is some magical device on you network that prevent all secuity issues that can happen. They are safe and they can keep working in peace. Rainbows and unicorns bla bla bla...

  36. Don't send texts by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    They are annoying, flood the text inbox and hide other stuff. Have/buy an alert app for android & iphone (& maybe blackberry) which can actually handle things sanely. Not to mention the cost.

    If there's a holdout with an L7089, texts may be acceptable for them but smartphone users have better options.

  37. Meaningless Goal by zieroh · · Score: 2

    Assuming that you find a way to communicate these alerts without freaking everyone out (which is a tall order to start with) I think your goal -- of having people "take extra care until it is fixed" is so completely vague an inactionable as to be completely meaningless.

    --
    People who say "sheeple" have about as much sophistication as an AOL user, and in fact are probably actually AOL users.
  38. Fix "normal" by TMYates · · Score: 2

    So you can be the one responsible to fix other vendor's software and web sites when they fail to run on other browsers. Have fun with that. Not everyone can switch and still function. It may not be the fault of the company using IE. Also, you have to look at organizations like Hospitals that are under regulations that may make it impossible or expensive to recertify equipment. A good example is the FDA regulating product certification systems. Changing out a system design can cost tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars to recertify a design.

    I have my fun with Linux and use it in various ways, but it isn't always the easiest thing to just swap out in a workstation setting. You apparently have very limited knowledge of the various industries and exist in a world where your way is the only correct way. You can go have fun with your copy of Linux, but don't assume it fixes everyone's issue without understanding what they do. If they can switch and still function, great. For purely desktop/laptop environments, Microsoft still has ~90% market share.

  39. Net Send / MSG by TMYates · · Score: 2

    For the most part that was restricted or disabled since the XP days (after one of the updates. Cannot remember which). You reminded me of the old school spam I used to get...

  40. fix it at the proxy level by SethJohnson · · Score: 3, Informative
    Modify your outbound proxy rules to redirect every outbound http request that has a useragent string belonging to the affected browser. Send them to an internal HTML page that explains the security threat and provides a link to download and install the browser preferred by the organization.

    This will:
    1. Selectively communicate the issue to only the affected users.
    2. Prevent anyone on the internal network from being compromised due to this vulnerability.
    3. Prevent anyone from ignoring the 'advisory.'

    If you're not using an outbound proxy, god help you.

    1. Re:fix it at the proxy level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will also teach your users to trust any site that claims to fix a vulnerability by downloading and running an executable.

  41. Company-wide Malware Warnings by MaudyGrunch · · Score: 1

    I had to create a warning protocol/process about 15 years ago but it might work for you. 1. We color coded the warnings kinda like the first DHS warnings ... colors are associated with threat levels. 2. When a threat or a vulnerability became a concern, we sent out global company emails to employees, contractors, and clients. The emails had a standard format, including color-coded stationary. 3. We created a short PDF for each threat/vuln that was sent as an attachment with the global email warning. This was done with guidance from an authority like SANS or the CERT at Carnegie Mellon. 4. That PDF contained an explanation of differences between threat and vuln (like the difference between Storm Watch and Storm Warning). 5. That PDF contained info about the particular threat/vuln, what the company was doing about it, and what personal steps the employees should take at work and at home. They were encouraged to give these PDFs to friends and family, so as to educate as many people as possible. This process was detailed in our Risk Assessment plan. which was in our larger Security Plan. I know not every company has these but, if you created the plan by piecemeal, you can eventually have enough material to put a full Security Plan together. Just remember to change up the warning levels. Don't always leave it at yellow or orange or you create user ambivalence, just like the reception the DHS warning system got from the general public.

  42. be thorough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally I like the "executive summary, detailed version below" method but there's other stuff you gotta do.

    0. Don't panic, ignore this, or call me to have it explained to you. This message is the explanation. See bottom for question protocol. (calm the f*** down)
    1. Summarize what the problem is (IE is broke!)
    2. Summarize the solution (use Chrome for now, monitor Windows Update mechanism!)
    3. Explain the consequences of inaction or incorrect action (you gonna get infected, and then fired.)
    4. Explain that responsibility lies with them, and that not understanding is a problem they are responsible for solving (this is part of your job, figure it out!)
    5. Explain the problem in full detail, but still as briefly as possible. (IE is unpatched and can be exploited by attackers if you use it. So don't.)
    6. Test the notification to a few folks, and combined with your own expertise, write an FAQ (I installed Chrome but where my bookmarks at?)
    7. Questions: Ask two co-workers first. Email me only if they don't have answers. No calls, texts, or carrier pigeons. In your email please include the names of the two co-workers you asked so that they can be CC'd on the answer.
    8. Tell them which unquestionable executive signed off on the protocols of the email notification. Ideally, forge your email headers and send it from the CEOs account.

  43. Simple by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

    Include the solution or recommended course of action in the alert email. Don't just say there's a problem, tell them how to fix it.

    Ex. download this hotfix at this link
    Ex. enable/disable this setting
    Ex. Be careful while using Internet Explorer and use an alternative browser such as firefox or chrome (I wouldn't include links here but thats just me)

    Oh and no technical jargon, the unknown scares people, if your boss can understand it based on just your email (before you send it), you've achieved this.

  44. Sigh... rant... sigh... rant... sigh... rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sigh... TMYates... You've proven so many of my points, including the ones I hadn't even bothered to mention.
    (Yes, I'm the same Anonymous Coward that wrote comment #46901965)

    A flamefest will get us nowhere. (case in point: my post was basically a strong anti-Microsoft flame... did it get us to any mutual understandings?) And, Slashdot articles are hardly the most recommended forum for clear, unbiased, cool, intelligent discussions. Yet, I propose we try anyway. I'm curious how far an actual attempt-to-act-civilized discussion may go here. I'll keep the name calling minimal, and see if I can actually make some sense that can be more easily understood.

    Bonus: If you can make it through my manifesto, chances are you'll actually learn something in the end. (More on that later.)

    First, let's look at some of what you've stated:

    For purely desktop/laptop environments, Microsoft still has ~90% market share.

    Yeah, I understand that concept, as demonstrated by my mentioning that Ubuntu bug #1 was closed by Mark Shuttleworth too early.

    You apparently have very limited knowledge of the various industries and exist in a world...

    Actually, I exist on Earth, and have supported Microsoft Windows environments for many businesses for years. Your claim of my "very limited knowledge" is only salvaged by the word "apparently".

    You can go have fun with your copy of Linux

    I actually don't choose to use Linux much at all. (Granted, I may use it. I have a NAS at home that uses Linux, which I wasn't expecting when I purchased it. However, on systems where I have a choice, they are rarely using Linux.)
    This is kind of off the topic, but I just wanted to formally decline your suggestion, because Linux-based operating systems are too restrictive, regarding licensing.

    Here's the nuts and bolts of the situation:

    ...where your way is the only correct way.

    This is actually far closer to the truth than you probably intended.

    See, I wasn't actually trying to provide business advice that would be tolerable to many corporate environments. This was more of a philosophical rant. One that would have gotten me disciplined (and possibly fired) in my previous job of supporting these inflexible corporate environments. Thank Slashdot that a means has been provided, allowing me to blow off some steam. I'll try to act a bit more rationally, now. Although, my very next statements are likely going to rank among the least rational things you've read this decade.

    Not everyone can switch and still function.

    Then don't let them function!
    Seriously: Just let the businesses die.

    Yes, I just gave you all the reason in the world to tune me out as a psychopathic madman with ideas that are uselessly unimplementable.
    Obviously, advice to just shut down businesses will not be tolerated by typical business management, and much of the rest of society would disfavor large corporations being unable to proceed.

    However, before dismissing me entirely, just consider my analysis of where we are today. Companies shirk off their responsibility by committing only to "commercially reasonable efforts", which means that their efforts only go as far as what permits them to profitably engage in commerce. Quite often, this involves identifying another organization that security responsibility may be shifted to. For example, management can sleep easy as long as they've paid the right organizations enough so that there are support contracts with many third party vendors, and Microsoft. Regardless of whether data is actually secure, there is always somebody who could be sued if things get too far out of hand.

  45. wsus offline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://download.wsusoffline.net/

  46. The neccessary comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you need to ask this on Slashdot, you're not he right person for the job!'

    Just in case this was not yet posted....

  47. Colored Lights and News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take three lights: a red, a yellow and a green. Attach some vague sentences how the users should be wary when the lights go yellow, and really scared when the red light fills the room. Use disco lights for signals. Implement a regular company news video stream which always remembers to report the current threat level and how scary it is.