Judge Frees "Cannibal Cop" Who Shared His Fantasies Online
AthanasiusKircher (1333179) writes The story is classic: Boy meets Girl. Boy likes Girl. Boy goes on the internet and writes about his fantasies that involve killing and eating Girl. Boy goes to jail. In this case, the man in question, NYC police officer Gilberto Valle, didn't act on his fantasies — he just shared them in a like-minded internet forum. Yesterday, Valle was released from jail after a judge overturned his conviction on appeal. U.S. District Judge Paul Gardephe wrote that Valle was "guilty of nothing more than very unconventional thoughts... We don't put people in jail for their thoughts. We are not the thought police and the court system is not the deputy of the thought police." The judge concluded that there was insufficient evidence, since "this is a conspiracy that existed solely in cyberspace" and "no reasonable juror could have found that Valle actually intended to kidnap a woman... the point of the chats was mutual fantasizing about committing acts of sexual violence on certain women." (A New York magazine article covered the details of the case and the implications of the original conviction earlier this year.)
That's fairly surprising, and really quite reasonable.
He tried to kill me with a forklift!
We throw kids in jail who post fantasies about killing bullies. Maybe this is the first step towards fixing that problem.
Didn't he use a police database to look for women? Didn't he browse the web looking for ways to cook human flesh?
Fuck this guy.
What ever floats your boat, dude.
Seriously, Timothy - just why is this on Slashdot? Are you channeling something? Is this a hint? Are we trying to compete with the New York Daily News?
Does this actually matter?
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
... a novelist or script writer or something. Imagine Hitchcock or Stephen King before they made it big. They must have such dark thoughts, some of them committed to paper. Easy to imagine the "script" as a thinly veiled attempt by a depraved individual to distance himself from his perverted fantasies. Well, they did not have internet then, and they had the sensibility to pitch it as novel or script.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Well, he used a computer at some point so it's Slashdot material :)
I take it he just didn't post "I'd love to eat her out" then. Seriously though it's getting rather dangerous when people are being jailed for thinking something bad, who here at one time or another hasn't had "evil" thoughts at one time or another?
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We don't put people in jail for their thoughts.
I'm not convinced this is true.
I bet you if he wrote about child pornography or terrorism it would be a different story.
However, I agree with the judgement. It's a very slippery slop once that line is crossed and you have to take the good with the bad when you want ANY freedom.
There are no loopholes. It's either legal or it's not.
The Prosecution and how could fuck up a bloody stink operation...
Include:
-Working hard
-Buying things
-Having a family
All other fantasies will be regarded as anti-social
From TFA: "Gilberto Valle was 25 years old and still living with his father in Queens when, in 2009, he met Kathleen Mangan on OKCupid."
OKC strikes again! Someone met a creeper on OKC who still lived with their parents? Imagine that....
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
This is the right outcome but this guy was pretty lucky to get it. Maybe now, the next person to get busted for thought crime can reference this case in their defense?
What's wrong with that? Lots of amusing things come up when you Google that. Hell, Google auto completed the search for me, suggesting "recipes" after I had typed in "human meat".
Incidentally, I'm not much of a whiz in the kitchen, but I suspect human flesh would work pretty well in a red sauce or curry. The bigger problem of course would be the cost of obtaining it, followed by the difficulty of obtaining lean cuts, particularly if you reside in the first world....
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
remind me how many people are in jail or got visits from the SS for joking about killing the president online
Because a lot of us are freedom nerds, and this ruling is interesting in that it was allowed to go to trial, but the judge issued a judgment notwithstanding the verdict that preserves free thought.
As to GP post, yes, they should have tried him for any crimes he committed using the police database, and I obviously assume he's no longer Popo, but this was not an actual conspiracy to commit a crime, locking people up because they are gross under the guise of conspiracy is not the solution to anything.
Wow, sent an e-mail as suggested when clicking on "use classic" banner, and got a fast response that addressed my msg
>mutual fantasizing about committing acts of sexual violence
Umm, it sounded like acts of culinary violence to me.
I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
She sounds delicious!
I don't even know how they could arrest the guy. He had done nothing at that point, he had made no plans to do anything, no tools, according to his ex who installed spyware on his computer, he was supposedly writing on anonymous fetish sites.
And they were able to hold him for several months on this and he needed a psychiatrist to clear him? Ridiculous.
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A western liver of a commited cereal eater should be like a good fois gras.
I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
Incidentally, I'm not much of a whiz in the kitchen, but I suspect human flesh would work pretty well in a red sauce or curry.
... with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
What is the difference between "talking about murder fantasies" and "conspiracy to commit murder"?
"Honestly, I wasn't trying to get my wife killed, I was just really upset and venting steam, it's not my fault a professional hit-man decided to help me out"
Assault someone with a bat and go to jail for 5 years. Say, "I hate black people!" while doing it and go to jail for 15 years.
So yeah, we DO put people in jail for thoughts.
Not always, though. Be a "minority" who shouts "I hate WHITEY!" while punching her in the face to knock her out and watch the excuse mongers crawl out of the sewers.
However he was charged with the crime of conspiracy. Unfortunately for him SCOTUS believes that no overt act is needed. Simply that there was an agreement to do an unlawful act. (United States v. Shabani). Note that Shabani was interpreting a fed. drug enforcement statute.
The difference is that in a conspiracy someone plans to DO something unlawful, or cause someone else to do it... and not just talk about it. A "conspiracy" is "a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful". A fantasy is just the "activity of imagining things".
- David A. Wheeler (see my Secure Programming HOWTO)
The problem is using a forum.
Steven King got rich writing stuff like this, but he did it as an "author".
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If this was just a guy posting trash on Facebook I'd probably side with you. If you read the details of the case, you will find that this is not just someone ranting. This appears to be someone conspiring to commit rape, murder, and kidnapping.
Whether the primary web site has a disclaimer or not, does not change the fact that this goes beyond the simple act of writing about a sick fantasy. He offered to kidnap someone for 5,000.00. He went and found a recipe for chloroform, then built a pulley system to string up one of the people he was talking about kidnapping and murdering. He used a Police database illegally for the purpose of gathering personal information about the people he appeared to be conspiring against (it was more than 1). This goes well beyond simply discussing "unconventional thoughts".
Lets change the scenario a bit. If I was to claim I want to kill someone on Facebook, I'd be a person of interest but not doing anything illegal. When I go out and search for recipes for poisons, I'm still not illegal but I should be under watch, especially if the poison is generic household items which I may have on hand. Once I start illegally gathering personal information about the targets I claimed I want to kill, would I not be conspiring to commit murder? What if I owned a gun, would that be enough? (Remember that this person was a Cop and had a Gun, as well as a position of authority to abuse, and could have been legally stalking victims without anyone's knowledge on "patrols")
If you believe it's reasonable, would you want the guy as a neighbor? Invite them over over for dinner? If so, good for you. I'd prefer to see a person like this under watch and psychological monitoring at a minimum.
-The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.
It's hard to find deer meat at the local grocery store, but yet all my friends have tons deer sausage overflowing out of their freezer. The key is to simply change your mindset and harvest the "wildlife" you see coming out of a vegan restaurant. Myself, I like corn-feed meat, so I would probably set up my hunting blind in a Golden Corral parking lot. I've been told it tastes like veal.
Well, he used a computer at some point so it's Slashdot material :)
Which, incidentally, also makes it patentable and a criminal offense. Back to jail he goes.
"guilty of nothing more than very unconventional thoughts"
Unconventional? Is that really the phrase that this Judge used? Because it is damn right disgusting and sickening. No reason he should be in jail, yet, but the Judge seems to have an equally warped mind.
Hey everyone, mod up the parent post because of its cooler-than-you post that drips so much juicy sarcasm you can fill a bucket with it. It's all patently true!
Government (which one?) is sentient - it has fantasies! Having a family and working hard are not values we should hold as a society! These things are obviously filthy and will only lead to the degradation of society! And buying things? That's for losers! The government should just provide us with everything, or you should steal it because it makes society better!
Seriously - next time, think twice about committing your idiotic comments to the discussion.
If we were to lock him up for ideas that if acted upon would be dangerous, the moderate left, center and right would be justified in openly exterminating the entire registered member list of every Socialist, Fascist and Communist movement in the US. Ideas do have consequences, one of which is that if you are going to declare that a hypothetical cannibal is a threat to his neighbors because he might snap and eat them (despite showing no signs of willingness to act on his depravity), then society would be justified in wiping out those political movements known to have a historic predisposition to slaughter their opponents.
It matters quite a bit. While this is an extreme case, it is closely related to the debate (and arrests) involving things like trash talking in video games or, well, the core player base of EvE Online.
so I would probably set up my hunting blind in a Golden Corral parking lot
Hunting blind? Why would you need one of those? Your prey is too busy looking at its cell phone to notice you sneaking up on it.
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
I think any game taken from a Golden Corral would taste like foie gras and be way too greasy. But anything from the vegan restaurant would be gamey with a patchouli aftertaste.
This::
U.S. District Judge Paul Gardephe wrote that Valle was "guilty of nothing more than very unconventional thoughts... We don't put people in jail for their thoughts. We are not the thought police and the court system is not the deputy of the thought police." .. is wrong. His lawyer said that, not the judge. Seriously.
The story is classic: Boy meets Girl. Boy likes Girl. Boy goes on the internet and writes about his fantasies that involve killing and eating Girl. Boy goes to jail.
If the story is truly a classic, where's the silvery moon which then explodes for no adequately explored reason!?
Ezekiel 23:20
>We don't put people in jail for their thoughts. We are not the thought police and the court system is not the deputy of the thought police.
Unless you're the UK, of course.
He was definatley working himself up to live his fantasies and he definately should have been convicted for misuse of the law enforcement database and anything else that could have stuck. Conspiracy to kidnap and murder.. they almost had enough for that but even given that he talked about his intent and purchased implements for a kill that probably shouldn't be enough to convict. Misleading slashdot headline though. This guy was almost certainly preparing for a kill and actively hunting he just hadn't settled on a target yet.
Stuff that's delicious.
The line between detailed fantasies and "planning murder" is still fuzzy. I've had detailed visions involving paper clips, rubber-bands, and staplers of things I wanted to do to torture egotistical conniving moronic co-workers. (It was just torture, not death.) It's a great catharsis, therapeutic even.
Oh oh, I hear footsteps... [NO CARRIER]
Table-ized A.I.
"We don't put people in jail for their thoughts. We are not the thought police and the court system is not the deputy of the thought police."
Clearly, he doesn't understand the intent of modern American government.
-Styopa
Trying to paint this as against free thought is patently ridiculous given that he not only thought something, sharing it with other freaks and then taking logical, detailed steps in order to make what he was thinking reality. This is someone that should be locked up, preferably in a psychiatric institution. Other people have rightfully been locked up for good for less!
no one should ever get punished in any form for his/her thoughts nor writings nor drawings, under no circumstances. Thought is the very last freedom bastion and should be held highest among everything...
This seems to imply there is a though police, but these folks aren't it. It also implies that the thought police (which exists but isn't these people) does put people in jail, these folks don''t but that's only because they aren't the deputy of the thought police.
And yet we have people in prison for viewing anime because the line drawings bring to mind children in American minds but not in the Japanese artists who draw these cartoons. Talk about thought police and people being put in prison for no reason at all!
That's a bit of a stretch. The names could have been "just to fantasize". The tools ... much more unlikely
Hate crime laws punish motivation not thought. The motivation behind a hate crime is to target a member of a particular group. The verbalization of hateful thoughts during the commission of the crime betrays the motive of the perpetrator.
If your racist shouted “You stupid ugly f*ck” rather than “You stupid f**king n***er” he would not betray his motive and absent other evidence would not face the hate crime charge in addition to the assault charge. He would also defeat his purpose however because without the message to the victim being clearly made the attack cannot fulfill it's purpose: to terrorize a particular member of a group and by association terrorize the entire group.
This is why hate crimes carry an added penalty: because they are not -just- an individualized act but because they are meant to terrorize an entire group's community. As you'll note, hate speech almost always accompanies the hate motivated assault because of the overriding importance of the target knowing why they were targeted.
You're free to think and speak hate filled thoughts. You're even free to wear you Klan outfit and parade down Main Street (permit in hand, of course). But you are not free to terrorize whole groups or communities based on your hate for members of those groups and communities.
All cops/law-enforcement-agents (99%) are scumbags and deserve to get their asses reamed brutally for their corruption, extortion, espionage, unlawful search/seizure, and power tripping....
If this person had any other occupation, i would say this whole trial is unlawful...
Ppl shouldnt be charged for thinking about a crime, or even planning it....
Unless he was in possession of something illegal, like an explosive, or he actually did something illegal.... this is just a case of unconstitutional prosecution.
If the prosecution had a time machine, then my position might change.
You're a dumbass.
You're demanding a proactive response to something from the law. The law was not, is not, and will not ever be proactive without becoming overbearing and tyrannical. The law, by its nature, must be reactive. Until a crime is committed, the law has nothing to say about one's actions.
For as long as this creepy bastard is simply posting words on the internet, he's not guilty of the crimes he's describing. When he commits a crime, whether it's one he has described in his fantasies or something else, then he can be dealt with according to the law. (Arrested, charged, tried, convicted... in that order. That's what due process is.)
All of this proactive, overprotective bullshit has nothing to do with the actual law and welfare of the people and everything to do with thoughtcrime.
... to eat people on line.
That said, maybe this guy shouldn't be a cop.
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Most loony bins were closed, all those people are on the streets terrorizing the general population into demanding that the government be given more money and power
I could swear a few stories up is this:
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/07/03/1846215/nsa-considers-linux-journal-readers-tor-and-linux-users-extremists
we don't put people in jail for unconventional thoughts eh?
Oh wait, only if they are STEM graduates.
This guy was clearly doing bad, and for his abuse of authority (use of police DB) should be punished, but was it really a conspiracy? that takes two people planning something, how serious was the guy he was fantasizing with? The judge said there was no evidence of intent, I haven't read all the transcripts, so I don't want to say definitively where it fell.
This is a person that needs help, and to not have the authoratiy of legitimate use of force, but to to be committed seems a little extreme.
Wow, sent an e-mail as suggested when clicking on "use classic" banner, and got a fast response that addressed my msg
What's eating you?
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
... is THE most basic human right, yet it's the one that's hardly ever talked about, and the one none of us have. Now, who would CHOOSE to associate with this individual? i.e. who would CHOOSE to live within a hundred miles of a sick nutcase like this? Yet he gets to FORCE himself into the living space of thousands of people who would rather not live anywhere near him, every day.
We don't put people in jail for their thoughts.
This statement alone should disqualify this judge from service. The US imprisons people for their thoughts all the time. People say stuff publicly, most of the time these are just pissed off folks shooting their mouth off, they have no intention of actually doing anything. But modern times are here and the FBI enjoys arresting these people because it is easy, 99.99% of them are harmless.
The problem in this case is it was starting to go outside of the realms of fantasy. This guy was starting to buy torture devices off the internet, building restraining devices, using police databases in order to track the movements of his intended victims, and even hired himself out as a hit man to a third party. This guy is clearly getting off simply because he is a police officer. If I was under suspicion with the same evidence, I would probably be looking at ten years minimum.