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Rosetta Probe Reveals What a Comet Smells Like
An anonymous reader writes If you like the smell of rotten eggs, horse urine, formaldehyde, bitter almonds, alcohol, vinegar with a hint of sweet ether, you'd love the smell of a comet. Researchers at the University of Bern, in Switzerland, determined the odor of 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko comet by analyzing the chemicals in its coma, the fuzzy head surrounding the nucleus. The molecules were collected by an instrument aboard the Rosetta spacecraft, which has been flying in tandem with the comet.
Sounds like a list of ingredients for perfume. Rosetta perfume, anyone?
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So it smells like your average public men's restroom?
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what the ROCK is COOKING
It's dead?
I'm waiting for the smelloscope! Think of the astronomical odors you'd be able to smell thanks to the smelloscope!!
I mean, look at the ingredients, there's little in there that isn't simply the waste product of organic processing.
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Good news everyone!!
A bit surprising to me. It has implications for space colonization as organics are critical to food production and synthetic materials.
putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
Why do I read that in /. a week later than in my very local newspaper.
Will /. announce next week who finally won the WWII?
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... just don't make me smell Uranus. :D
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I know they used a smell-o-scope!
More than a century ago, many people were scared to death by the smell of another comet
60% of the time it works everytime
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OK, so they found hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, hydrogen cyanide, water vapor, carbon dioxide, methanol, formaldehyde, and sulfur dioxide. Why the cute description? lowest common denominator? Trying to put it into perspective of average life experiences?
Reminds me of some apartments I woke up in during the seventies. Horse urine is weirdly specific, though.
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Finally answering the age old question.
why does this remind me so much of that Futurama episode!! http://www.cc.com/video-clips/a6o404/futurama-smelloscope
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than your diamondillium
"We are made of comet dust." Respect your makings.
If you like the smell of rotten eggs, horse urine, formaldehyde, bitter almonds, alcohol, vinegar with a hint of sweet ether,
In other words, a comet smells like a college frat house.
That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
..blasted out a huge fart smell which became encoded in the survivors' genes. Millions of years later, every time my coworker farts in my office, that 65 million year old genetic alarm is triggered and he becomes death, the destroyer of worlds.
"Smell" is just a sensationalized way of saying chemical composition.
It's not like the human smell faculty would work in a vacuum.
Smells like Air Pressure?
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Seems like enough chemicals to possibly use for fuel.
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