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High Speed DIY M&M Sorting Machine Uses iPhone Brain

HughPickens.com writes: Canoe Tech reports that M&M sorting machines are a popular project for people who like combining electronics, programming and machine building. Most of them send a single M&M down a chute to a simple color sensor where the color sensor will then take a second or two to figure out the color. A servo motor will then rotate a chute that will direct the M&M into the correct pot. But a new project created by the nameless blogger behind the reviewmylife blog that uses an iPhone 5s as its brain is capable of sensing different colors and so can "sort" the M&Ms as they fall past. The iPhone communicates the information via Bluetooth to an Arduino board, which in turn fires off the correct electro magnet controlled gate. One practical application of the sorter could be creating a bowl of M&Ms — with all the brown ones removed.

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  1. I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I must be getting old. I did this in college 20+ years ago in my process automation course. I assure you that color-sorting photocells don't take a second or two to figure out the color.

    It was all done with standard industrial stuff on Allen Bradley PLCs.

    People do this for a hobby? I don't get it.

    1. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I bet you did not even use an iPhone, pleb.

    2. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I was the odd man out, I hauled in my hand-painted zebra-striped VIC-20. It plugged straight into the CGA monitors in the labs. I got my results much faster than the other guys using the school supplied XTs. Which were still used because we prototyped a lot of ISA cards and who wanted to blow up a 386 each time?

    3. Re:I don't get it by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I must be getting old. I did this in college 20+ years ago in my process automation course.

      When I was in grade school 30+ years ago, we sorted coins with toilet paper tubes and white glue. No fancy electronics was needed. As for sorting M&M's by color, I only need my index finger for that.

    4. Re:I don't get it by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      I bet you did not even use an iPhone, pleb.

      And if you read TFA (which I bet you didn't) on the top of the list of improvements is to ditch the iPhone.

      Try to get rid of the whole iPhone / Bluetooth setup. I think to do this you could try using a Raspberry Pi with a high speed (60/120FPS) capable camera directly attached. The Pi probably has the processing power to do the image processing.

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    5. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To shove them up your ass to make more brown M&Ms?

      I'm just surprised no one did this experiment on the Irrelevant Space Sham. Then we'd all bee oooing and aaahing about the future and how important this is.

      Or we should be 3D printing all our M&Ms fresh, and just skip the brown ones! LOL

    6. Re:I don't get it by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      They could use a PLC. Like they did 20+ years ago...

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    7. Re:I don't get it by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      1. Place M&M's on flat surface.
      2. Use index finger to sort M&M's by color (including brown ones).
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

    8. Re: I don't get it by jd2112 · · Score: 2

      I'm hosting a Van Halen concert you insensitive clod!

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    9. Re: I don't get it by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      I'm going to start a company that provides the M&M's for Van Halen concerts

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    10. Re:I don't get it by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      They could use a PLC. Like they did 20+ years ago...

      These days you could run an application as simple as this directly in the camera from someone like Cognex. (of course such a camera is capable of doing way more processing)

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    11. Re:I don't get it by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Cognex cameras are the bomb. Where I worked, we had one system that did QA on time-release tablets, and could analyze around 30-40 tablets/second. Only problem is Cognex is well aware of their reputation, and charges accordingly.

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    12. Re:I don't get it by itzly · · Score: 1

      For a hobbyist, a PLC isn't as cheap or as easy to get as a Raspberry Pi, or iPhone.

    13. Re:I don't get it by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      An Arduino's probably much more accessible and versatile, particularly for the price...

      That said, using a camera to do simple color detection is overkill, it's just that mobile cameras are so ubiquitous and there's A LOT of off-the-shelf software for hacking upon them.

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    14. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get lost cost PLCs from Automation Direct for under $50. It rivals the cost of an arduino once you start buying all the boards to stack on an arduino to make it the equivalent of a PLC.

    15. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you could do it now with $15 in parts including the microcontroller, color filters, and the photodiodes.

    16. Re:I don't get it by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      You don't get that some people's hobby is to learn about electronics and build things for their own benefit?

      That's quite sad.

    17. Re:I don't get it by drolli · · Score: 1

      Moreover, this task is actually so simple that if i did it for a hobby i thought first: should not take mora that 3 ttl chips to implement it, but then i thought: woulf be interesting to get the transistor count below 10 per color channel if built directly using transistors, resistors and diodes.

      But only if i get the headline "guy replaces iphone, bluetooth module and arduino by 20 transistors".

    18. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As cheap as an iPhone? Surely you jest Mr Itzly.

      BTW, you can get a cheap PLC for approx $50

    19. Re:I don't get it by itzly · · Score: 1
      An iPhone comes at no additional cost if you already have it.

      BTW, you can get a cheap PLC for approx $50

      Camera included ? And you don't need additional tools for programming ?

    20. Re:I don't get it by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

      No. This is where I say Whoosh.

      It isn't that it's not a worthwhile thing to do. It's that (A) the iPhone solution is meh, and (B) this whole subject is meh and not worthy of Slashdot. It has been done so often as to not be newsworthy.

    21. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get that some people's hobby is to learn about electronics and build things for their own benefit?

      That's quite sad.

      There's a difference between a elegant hardware hack and an overdone stunt using equipment that is vast overkill for the job. Regrettably, /. no longer has a readership that's tech savvy enough to know the difference, as exemplified by you, and that's what's truly sad.

    22. Re:I don't get it by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      While I don't get the Whoosh, I do agree that this is not slashdot worthy. The iPhone part however could be nothing more than wanting to dip into programming on an iPhone.

    23. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you want to remove all the brown?
      WTF are you racist or something?!?!?!?! DAMN!

    24. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I assure you that color-sorting photocells don't take a second or two to figure out the color.

      Yes, it seems like bagfuls could be processed in that time. I think the biggest challenge with high speeds handling would be avoiding chips/cracks in the coating. It would be fun to see many teams come up with solutions. Then we'd see everything from a PLC to a PIC chip pulled from a carbon monoxide detector for brains.

      How about electrostaticly deflecting each M&M as it falls? Such a gadget would last longer having no moving parts. That'd be similar to the way charge from space weather can create clear-weather (as well as thunderstorm) air bursts and turbulence that throws planes around.

      Do we put the M&Ms in a bag or on a plate??

  2. Practical by twitnutttt · · Score: 5, Funny

    One practical application of the sorter could be creating a bowl of M&Ms — with all the brown ones removed.

    Wow, and to think that until I read this line, I was thinking to myself, "How useless."

  3. One Potential Application For Rock Bands by HughPickens.com · · Score: 5, Informative

    "One practical application of the sorter could be creating a bowl of M&Ms - with all the brown ones removed."

    According to Dan and Chip Heath, that's just what rock band Van Halen demand in one of the riders to their standard contract. The band's "M&M clause" was written into its contract to serve a very speciïc purpose. It was called Article 126, and it read as follows: "There will be no brown M&M's in the backstage area, upon pain of forfeiture of the show, with full compensation." The article was buried in the middle of countless technical speciïcations. When David Lee Roth would arrive at a new venue, he'd immediately walk backstage and glance at the M&M bowl. If he saw a brown M&M, he'd demand a line check of the entire production. "Guaranteed you're going to arrive at a technical error," said Roth. "They didn't read the contract. Sometimes it would threaten to just destroy the whole show."

    1. Re:One Potential Application For Rock Bands by OzPeter · · Score: 2

      The article was buried in the middle of countless technical specifications.

      Last year I was working on a Stacker/Reclaimer (Sort of but not like this) and was reading through the 500+ page customer specification. Buried in the middle of the electrical section of the spec was a paragraph that said something along the lines of:

      An ashtray shall be welded to the side of the operators control room.

      When I saw that I thought it was probably something similar to the M&M clause.

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    2. Re:One Potential Application For Rock Bands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just buy them a bag of Christmas M&Ms. For added fun, see if they offer it in a bowl.

    3. Re:One Potential Application For Rock Bands by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      No specification to orientation? The spec writers weren't paying attention.

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    4. Re:One Potential Application For Rock Bands by Matheus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I hate to be a spoil sport but I have a copy of their rider.

      While their stated intention is true (well at least that they stated it) but the details are quite wrong. The M&M caveat was included in the Backstage Rider which is generally handled by hospitality staff (for such a large production at least). It is not "buried in countless technical specifications" as this article suggests. The terms are also not quite so stated: "M&M's (WARNING: ABSOLUTELY NO BROWN ONES)." This being in a rider whose overriding terms stating that the contract "...may be voided by (Van Halen) unless fully executed..." the surrounding forfeiture of the show may occur but not with full payment (only possible forfeit of paid deposits, expenditures).

      Mr. Roth may have had good intentions when he had that written into their rider BUT his prima donna nature was showing in his lack of understanding of how the show was actually being executed. Specifically those responsible for procuring and maintaining backstage hospitality have absolutely *nothing to do with anything technical what-so-ever and so correlating a brown M&M to an issue with the production was misguided more likely incidental.

    5. Re:One Potential Application For Rock Bands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't say how the items on a rider get passed along to those who handle them but my guess is that (at least at smaller/mid-sized venues) one person reads the document and hands off the needs to those who are going to take care of them. At the very least it shows if the first man on the food chain bothered to do his due diligence.
       
      Not perfect but potentially useful. I'm just wondering how often they found this item overlooked and how often, if ever, they found other issues because of their plan. The reverse also applies, how many times did they have technical issues laid out in the rider but the M&Ms were free of the dreaded brown M&M.

    6. Re:One Potential Application For Rock Bands by Matheus · · Score: 1

      Your last point being the more important. A couple things:
      1) Van Halen (by the time they had this rider at least) weren't playing smaller/mid-sized venues. Their production (not to mention the vast majority of this hospitality rider) wouldn't fit in one.
      2) If they got the bowl of M&M's at all then the high person on the totem pole did their job. They ripped out the pages related to hospitality and handed them to the hospitality staff most likely without reading because at that point it's not their job. The lawyers job was to make sure they weren't agreeing to anything they shouldn't (like if the band had demanded a kilo of Cocaine delivered to the dressing room before performance time) and after that point it's hospitality's job to get the labor/purchasing done. (and supply chain if it's that big an operation). The tech crew never even saw this part of the rider unless they were curious.
      3) These were incredibly large and complex stage productions (still are... they're not dead yet). There are systems issues that just can't be avoided. Gear fails. Cords get snagged. etc etc etc... chances are there were issues with every single performance but a good production crew makes those issues not ruin a show. The times when hospitality didn't do their jobs and the band started micromanaging just proved their point by inclusion NOT exclusion of the other shows.

    7. Re:One Potential Application For Rock Bands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why be so incredibly pedantic? It does show how much attention the production company pays to individual things ~ it's not hard to figure if a company is incredibly lax in one area, they may be in another.

    8. Re:One Potential Application For Rock Bands by beltsbear · · Score: 1

      Very handy if I am going to have Van Halen over for a gig!

    9. Re:One Potential Application For Rock Bands by Rixel · · Score: 1

      I can't believe that someone would just go through the riders and hand them out to whomever, and not check, especially if a condition wasn't met, the whole contract would be forfeited. If they had a rider stating that the trash cans in the green room had to be changed every 60 minutes, or the contract would be forfeited, would you trust some 16 year old to perform that and not check up on them? "Oh, sorry, Board of Directors, it wasn't my fault the show got cancelled, and couldn't recoup our losses, but Andre forgot to follow the rider......I think he may have been distracted by exams at school."

      In fine restaurants, they just don't give the customer's orders to the chefs then forget about them. There is a person on the line who's job is specifically to ensure that the finished product is as expected by the standards set by the guy who owns the place. There is also a FOH person to make sure that the standards of the customer are being met as well (of course, there are conflicts between the line and customer that arise, but those can be worked out)

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    10. Re:One Potential Application For Rock Bands by __aanbvm4272 · · Score: 1

      Now I understand how David Lee Roth was labeled a JERK. He was so full of the other brown stuff...just looking for another payout. Glad he's somewhere sorting through his own crap. Hey David, if you eat a lot of beets you'll see purple shit, man!

  4. If I were young again! by twitnutttt · · Score: 2

    If only this technology had existed to create bowls of green-only M&M's when I was a teenager, maybe I could've gotten laid!

  5. Does It Filter Out the Defective Ones? by Scarletdown · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure, this can sort by colors. But, is it capable of filtering out the Ws?

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    1. Re:Does It Filter Out the Defective Ones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have found a large statistical population of misbranded M&Ms in each bag.

      Quality control is just complete shit!

      Open any bag and simply look for W&W labeled candies. Now that you know what to look for you will be shocked each time you open a bag.

    2. Re:Does It Filter Out the Defective Ones? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Unlikely, as the "&" gives you the proper reading orientation of each candy.

    3. Re:Does It Filter Out the Defective Ones? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      My bag contained all 3's. Wonder if it's a sign.

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    4. Re:Does It Filter Out the Defective Ones? by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      It's been a while since I had any, but I don't recall them putting the full name on each piece, so no & for reference.

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    5. Re:Does It Filter Out the Defective Ones? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Mine was full of 'E's.

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    6. Re:Does It Filter Out the Defective Ones? by Blrfl · · Score: 1

      If they've already been alphabetized, it's easy.

    7. Re:Does It Filter Out the Defective Ones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, this can sort by colors. But, is it capable of filtering out the Ws?

      No they still pay blondes for that.

  6. A strange word choice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    One practical application of the sorter could be creating a bowl of M&Ms — with all the brown ones removed.

    Really? When you can order M&Ms directly from the company in whatever colors you want? And if you live in the right place, you can go to M&M's World and get your own messages printed on them.

    But yeah, that's just not practical.

    1. Re:A strange word choice... by Dagger2 · · Score: 1

      It's just odd word choices all around. The headline suggests that this is important because it uses an iPhone as its brains (as if a high-speed M&M sorting machine isn't cool by itself), then the body goes on to says that the sorter's creator's blog uses an iPhone as its brains (wait, I thought it was the sorter itself that did that?), and then it strongly implies that other M&M sorting machines can't detect different colors, which makes one wonder how those machines ever managed to sort any M&Ms. Then it implies that this one can't sort M&Ms either, but only "sort" them.

      I suspect what it wanted to say was this:

      The anonymous author of www.reviewmylife.co.uk has created a new high-speed M&M sorting machine that uses an iPhone to detect the color of the M&Ms while they're in freefall though the machine.

      but I guess that would've made things too clear.

  7. wait, I want them! by Virtucon · · Score: 2

    with all the brown ones removed.

    The brown ones are naked!
       

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  8. Because the brown ones taste different! by Theovon · · Score: 1

    Are you trying to match the M&M's to the decor of a room or something? Do the brown ones clash with your shoes?

    Ok, sure, I realize that the green ones have some special magic that improves your chances of making a home run in baseball. But I just don't see any way that the brown ones are otherwise special.

    1. Re:Because the brown ones taste different! by tepples · · Score: 1

      The brown ones remind Van Halen of a shoddy set builder.

    2. Re:Because the brown ones taste different! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      without the brown ones it is easier to determine which ones have been up a hooker's ass and which ones have not.

    3. Re:Because the brown ones taste different! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you need to hire a better class of hooker.

  9. Perler Bead Sorting? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This makes me wonder if it would be possible to build a machine to sort perler beads. For those who don't know, these are small (under 5mm) plastic beads. You place them on a tray to make a design (Doctor Who, One-up mushroom from Super Mario Brothers, etc), then iron the beads so they melt and fuse. It's an inexpensive (relatively speaking) craft that can be really fun because of the wide range of design possibilities.

    The major problem is that the cheapest way to get beads is by the tub. This is - as you might expect - a tub of various colors of beads... all mixed together. Want a black bead? You need to hunt through the tub to find one. Or you can do what we do and manually sort through thousands of beads and group similar colors together in another container.

    The M&M sorting machine makes me wonder if you could make a machine that would sort the beads. You could even simplify it and only match a specific color bead. Incoming beads would either be sent to the "matching" tray or would go to the "doesn't match" pile. (The latter could be resorted to match another color, repeating until no beads were left.)

    Anyone into robotics know how much a DIY project like this would cost and what level of expertise this would require? This might be an interesting project to tackle with my older son who is in his middle school Lego Robotics team.

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    1. Re:Perler Bead Sorting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you save a few bucks on the pearls, but are then able to magically afford some sort of contraption to sort them after??

      Weird.

    2. Re:Perler Bead Sorting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a horror story from the 1940s-1950s era, before tranquilizers, before antipsychotics, when the very best treatment available wasn't much good and people who were, as they said then, crazy, were institutionalized.

      There was this new orderly assigned to the day treatment room where, each day, the patients in need of some social interaction were brought in and sat on benches, each with a half dozen bowls, and spent the day picking colored beads out of a huge vat at the middle of the table, sorting them by color.

      Some of them had been doing this for years. They were told it was useful work that needed to be done.

      The new orderly sat with them through the whole day, doing his best to foster some conversation, help patients focus on the job, watch for anything the doctors should be told about.

      And at the end of the day, as the patients were all standing up to leave, their day's work done, he went around the table collecting all their bowls of sorted beads.

      And he dumped them back into the central vat of mixed beads.

      As I heard the story, he did survive, but he never worked in that hospital or any other mental hospital again.

    3. Re:Perler Bead Sorting? by pcr_teacher · · Score: 1

      The kit includes a color sensor... the rest is up to the imagination of the student building it: http://youtu.be/d4k9bWbtJEk

    4. Re:Perler Bead Sorting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember playing with those beads as a kid.

      Yes it would be possible to build. Cost depends on how fast and sophisticated you want it to be, whether you scavenge for parts or buy new, etc.
      If you're building a computer vision system pick-and-place vacuum arm to sort beads it could easily be several hundred to over a thousand bucks.
      If you're building a photocell/photodiode detector and a custom picker/hopper/shaker table and a sliding/rotating bin selector, expect to pay a couple hundred.

      Biggest "cost" will be time. As far as skill goes, if you or your kid can teach yourself to code, you can teach yourself the necessary electronics and control theory by reading books, experimenting, and watching lectures online.

    5. Re:Perler Bead Sorting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The purpose behind a project of this nature is rarely ever economic.... I know that's going to strike a number of Slashtards right in the mouth but it seems that if you can't economically justify everything someone does that there is a drove of morons who come running and screaming that you're doing it wrong. I wonder if people like this have any hobbies as economically justifying just about any hobby is nearly impossible to do.

    6. Re:Perler Bead Sorting? by mlts · · Score: 1

      This is overall a good exercise.

      For example, finding out if it is easier to just pull one color and have everything drop in an assorted bin versus sorting everything out by known colors and having a reject bin for something that the machine can't figure out. After that, maybe have the machine do another sort operation, so if it sorts correctly 99% of the time, a few sorts later will reduce the occurrence of the wrong color to an acceptably small margin.

      This is the stuff that engineering is made of, and would be a good way to get kids started down that path.

    7. Re:Perler Bead Sorting? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Lego robotics? Should be possible as many already doing just that. At least the color sorting. Not sure how acurate it will be with the colors.

      And then there is this one from 2013 that sorts skittles and M&Ms and links to http://www.egenriether.com/ski...

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    8. Re:Perler Bead Sorting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right from the OP

      "The major problem is that the cheapest way to get beads is by the tub."

      you fucking asshole...

    9. Re:Perler Bead Sorting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This comment might be interesting to you:

      http://build.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=6532325&cid=48676365

      tl;dr: Yes, but you'll need to spend a few bucks on industrial-grade hardware. (Though, you'll likely be out far less than the cost of an iDevice.)

    10. Re:Perler Bead Sorting? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The major problem is that the cheapest way to get beads is by the tub. This is - as you might expect - a tub of various colors of beads... all mixed together. Want a black bead? You need to hunt through the tub to find one. Or you can do what we do and manually sort through thousands of beads and group similar colors together in another container.

      The only thing you really need to know is - do you think they actually make them in mixed colors? Nah... they make a batch of a gazillion red beads, then blue beads, then green beads, then yellow beads... the tub is just their mix to maximize sales, they know that you'll end up with leftovers and will buy more expensive pure color packs to round it out. It's like how there's a silent conspiracy between hot dog sausages and hot dog bun makers, they avoid matching numbers so you'll always go out shopping more to make use of the leftovers. It's not exactly a coincidence when you end up with a tub full of colors you don't want.

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  10. Racism by tgrigsby · · Score: 1, Funny

    One practical application of the sorter could be creating a bowl of M&Ms — with all the brown ones

    So you just want to single out the brown ones, huh?

    I'm brown, you insensitive clod!

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    1. Re:Racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please get in the left bowl.

  11. happy new year wishes by HariniHari · · Score: 0

    great website and it is very helpful for us happy new year wishes

  12. Brown M&M lives matter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One practical application of the sorter could be creating a bowl of M&Ms — with all the brown ones [removed]

    So you just want to single out the brown ones, huh?

    The brown ones live another day. The rest get eaten.

  13. Looks like half a job by eneville · · Score: 1

    So, what if you wanted to filter out all the W's - can your machine do that? What about skittles, did you want to limit yourself to one type of sweet?

  14. Brain? by WillKemp · · Score: 1

    [......] uses an iPhone 5s as its brain is capable of sensing different colors [......]

    Brain? Fuck off! This is news for nerds, not news for retards.

  15. too slow by confused+one · · Score: 1

    Neat. But way to slow for an industrial sorting process. Use a fast PLC with a vision system. Use bursts of high pressure air to blow the M&M into the appropriate chute as it goes by on a high speed conveyor. blah, blah, blah. Actually, isn't it faster just to buy the M&M's in bulk, pre-sorted, directly from M&M Mars ?

  16. The BROWN ones removed? by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    Ok firstly, I'm not cool with this blatant racism but far more important than racism is not targeting the fucking BLUE ones which are an abomination.

    I once purchased a pack and every single one was blue, I was horrified, I washed the bastards in vinegar, then water, then let them dry on a towel*. Disgusting blue ones, ugh.
    *(I'm not joking)

  17. Retarded iPhone clickbait by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    The internet is full of articles where people basically lose their shit when someone uses an Arduino instead of discrete logic and here's an article talking about using an iPhone as if its CPU has a special instruction for identifying colour instead of a simple $2 MCU.

    What next? Lets build a Beowulf cluster of Macbook Airs just to turn off the living room lights via the internet! I'm sure the news for retards site will run with it.

    1. Re:Retarded iPhone clickbait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god sir, you you really put in all that effort to come across as a pathetic whiny retarded cunt?

      You clueless noob.

    2. Re:Retarded iPhone clickbait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He succeeded! It was a pathetic whiny triumph!

  18. Impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A brown Enimen?

  19. Retarded iPhone clickbait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, old iPhones belong in a landfill, not repurposed for other things. Geez, it's like the author's a damn *reader* or something - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makers_%28novel%29

  20. Fastest in the world? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    Anyone knows which is the fastest M&M/Skittles/etc sorting machine in the world?

  21. M&Ws are OK? by swell · · Score: 1

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