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How Do We Know the Timeline of the Universe?

StartsWithABang writes The history of the Universe happened in a well-known order: inflation ends, matter wins out over antimatter, the electroweak symmetry breaks, antimatter annihilates away, atomic nuclei form, then neutral atoms, stars, galaxies, and eventually us. But scientists and science magazines often publish timelines of the Universe with incredibly precise times describing when these various events occur. Here's how we arrive at those values, along with the rarely-publicized uncertainties.

153 comments

  1. We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    We pretend we do, but it was actually re-created yesterday after the reboot of God's Second Life server farm.

    1. Re:We don't by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Which is a theological way to define what Douglas Adams described on why the universe is so elusive to explain.

      Another aspect is also - how do we know that the Universe was created at Big Bang. What if it was an empty void that suffered a spontaneous mass appearance.

      Or do we live on the inside of a giant black hole?

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    2. Re:We don't by disposable60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What if it was an empty void that suffered a spontaneous mass appearance.

      And somehow that's not a big bang?

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    3. Re:We don't by t_ban · · Score: 1

      We pretend we do, but it was actually re-created yesterday after the reboot of God's Second Life server farm.

      We should have a "-1, repetitive" mod option.

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    4. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a Big Bang as currently defined by the epimonious theory. Space and Time are supposed to be created concurrently with the matter and energy.

    5. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current theory says nothing of what the Big Bang happened "in" or expands out "into." Maybe it expands into something well defined, or maybe it doesn't make sense to ask what it expands into (hence quotes) because there is no space or time there. If your alternative explanation doesn't involve the creation of space within the "mass appearance" then you would also have to take on a bunch of things to explain observations, e.g. that General relativity is wrong.

      The mere fact everything is flying outward is not enough to make it equivalent to current expanding metric theory, considering there are other pieces of evidence (luminosity vs. distance, angle vs. distance, etc., because the metric causes changes in photons paths in addition to red shifting them). GR predicted that things far enough way in an expanding metric would stop getting smaller in terms of angular size, that you could double the distance and things would take up the same amount of angular area due to bend path of photons, instead only getting dimmer with further distance. Guess what has been seen with really far galaxies that are very dim, but not smaller...

    6. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "epimonious "??? Googled it.

      define: epimonious

      Nothing found.

      Did you mean:

      eponymous

      adjective
      adjective: eponymous

              (of a person) giving their name to something.
              "the eponymous hero of the novel"
                      (of a thing) named after a particular person.
                      "Roseanne's eponymous hit TV series"

      Um, what? Do you know something about the Big Bang no one else does?

    7. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woooooah man, what if this universe is just smoke rings from god rippin a sweet bong...

    8. Re:We don't by Grey+Geezer · · Score: 1

      And somehow that's not a big bang?

      No...before the "Big Bang" there was no void. Before the "Big Bang" there was no time. I know it's hard for us to visualize, but that's what the theory describes.

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    9. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's hard for us to visualize, but that's what the theory describes.

      Current theories just describe what happened a very small time after the Big Bang and afterwards, and describe something that is self contained or disconnected from the outside. It says nothing about what was there or not there before, only that it is unconnected from what happens later. Beyond some random speculations about what might have been there before, what might allow conditions to evolve as such assuming current or proposed laws apply during and before the Big Bang, there is nothing to go on, and quite possible that it might be impossible to say anything about what was going on before that.

    10. Re:We don't by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      That explains the lag I had all weekend.

    11. Re:We don't by Grey+Geezer · · Score: 1

      You are correct only by stating the obvious fact that we don't/can't know...but the math, and the theory both suggest that a spaceless/timeless condition existed before the initial event. The trick we all play on ourselves when we visualize "an empty void" is just a reflection of our inability to see in our mind's eye what a spaceless/timeless condition "looks" like. But an empty void is most certainly a mental cheat and not what current theory suggests was there "before".

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    12. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the math, and the theory both suggest that a spaceless/timeless condition existed before the initial event

      What math and which theory? They don't even address what happened on the Planck timescale after the Big Bang and new theories struggle with the GUT epoche, so which ones state or suggest what happened before the Big Bang?

      Every major theory I've seen doesn't say, and doesn't presuppose either. The math doesn't say what is there or not there, in the same way that the equation for motion of a mass on a spring doesn't say what is or isn't down the hall from the spring. I've seen plenty of talks and papers though supposing that something is there, and trying to see if there are any consequences, but nothing has come up that connects with observation. Otherwise, it is beyond the realm of science to say anything about it if there are no observable consequences.

    13. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should also have "-15, idiots whines incessantly for negative mod points" mod option for all the noobs with ID over, say, 700k.

  2. Doesn't really answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still seems pretty wishy-washy to me. A lot of talk about simulations but no talk of how they could simulate something they can't actually model based on observation. A lot of talk about extrapolation into the past for matter type makeup without saying how or why. Ie how do they know that the existence of 1 proton and some energy isn't just one proton and some energy rather than then result of two protons an anti proton and a smaller amount of energy.

    1. Re:Doesn't really answer the question by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Think of it as a perfect sphere.

    2. Re:Doesn't really answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In absolute vacuum.

    3. Re:Doesn't really answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      On the back of a giant turtle.

    4. Re:Doesn't really answer the question by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      So, ask him your own question.

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    5. Re:Doesn't really answer the question by Dave+Whiteside · · Score: 2

      It's turtles all the way down

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      who where what when now?
    6. Re:Doesn't really answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wrong. All the way down it's turtle shit, also known as 'dark matter'.

    7. Re:Doesn't really answer the question by Flavianoep · · Score: 1

      The turtle doesn't stands on nothing, it swims.

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    8. Re:Doesn't really answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing’s hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh my God! -- it’s full of shit!

    9. Re: Doesn't really answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like the posters on Slahdot!!!

    10. Re: Doesn't really answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are some land turtles, not to be confused with those other large shell creatures that start with a T ;)

    11. Re:Doesn't really answer the question by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      A spherical turtle of uniform density in a frictionless vacuum.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    12. Re:Doesn't really answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there any other kind of vacuum, joker?

    13. Re:Doesn't really answer the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do that when he didn't fully answer the existing question?

  3. We Really Don't by TrollstonButterbeans · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The history of the Universe happened in a well-known order: inflation ends, matter wins out over antimatter, the electroweak symmetry breaks, antimatter annihilates away, atomic nuclei form, then neutral atoms, stars, galaxies"

    This is the comic book version of what happened.

    We do not know that it happened in that manner. This is the popular version of what our current guesswork is and no more.

    It should not be taken as "canon" or "real" any more than 2001 The Space Odyssey intro with apes inventing the use of bones as tools.

    Because "science" --- the one with hypothesis, testing, reproduction of results is different than the speculation one --- which is very often quite wrong. If you want a recent example, there were many theories about the surface of Titan before we landed a probe there. They were quite wrong. So were a great many of the prevaling theories about Mars before we send probes there.

    Early Universe ideas? Not fact. Not "well-known". Guesses.

    Humans have made bad models from guesswork fit perfectly in the past, there were very orderly models of the geocentric model of the universe that accounted for the movement of Venus and Jupiter, etc quite well. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G...

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    1. Re:We Really Don't by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      This is the comic book version of what happened.

      Like all esoteric fields of study, we outsiders can't understand it because we don't have The Right Stuff.

      (Presumably that's something they smoke.)

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    2. Re:We Really Don't by jandersen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is the comic book version of what happened.

      Well, it seems to be simply a high-school essay with glossy graphics; what did you expect? It doesn't look like Stephen Hawking's style, or even Brian Cox' - it's just some guy that's mighty pleased with his ability to make his website look like an issue of the Hello magazine and who's out to attract traffic to his site, that's all.

      Because "science" --- the one with hypothesis, testing, reproduction of results is different than the speculation one --- which is very often quite wrong.

      Well, in a sense we know that science is ALWAYS wrong - we propose a theory, and if its predictions survive comprehensive testing, it is accepted as being not far off the mark, but we know that is it not the final truth. The scientific method has arisen on this background as a way to make the discrepancy between theory and reality ever smaller.

    3. Re:We Really Don't by stjobe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Early Universe ideas? Not fact. Not "well-known". Guesses.

      That's... really selling science - and the scientific method - way short.

      It's not "guesses", it's hypotheses, which are by their nature our best explanations of something given our current understanding of how those things work.

      Calling these "guesses" reduces all the science that's actually going on and puts it on the same level as Joe Schmoe's wild-ass guessing on subjects he's not familiar with.

      There is a world of difference between Joe guessing what happened in the early days of the universe and a scientist that has devoted several years of his life studying the matter putting forth a hypothesis of what happened.

      Please don't paint these as the same thing, it's just doing the anti-science folk a service, and the rest of us a disservice.

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      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
    4. Re:We Really Don't by stevelinton · · Score: 2

      You talk about ""science" --- the one with hypothesis, testing, reproduction of results". These things do kind of apply to cosmology. Hypothese are about things like the statistical distribution of galaxy sizes and redshifts, or the exact spectrum of the cosmic microwave background or the proportions of elements in the oldest stars or ... The speculators are working out these prediction so that the observational astronomers can test them with their next set of instruments. Or in some of the other areas, about what we will see in the LHC when we reproduce on a very small scale certain conditions.

      Reproduction of results is harder, because we only have one universe, but people only become convinced of an explanation when there are multiple chains of evidence supporting it. So dark matter is supported by galaxy rotation, features of the cosmic microwave background spectra, gravitational lensing AND siumulations of galaxy distribution.

    5. Re:We Really Don't by AchilleTalon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, the guy didn't claim at any point he is telling the Truth, with a capital T. He is telling what we know today with the knowledge we have and the understanding we have of the physical world. Of course, to a certain extent we have no facts about the early universe (first fraction of a second), however we know how matter behaves at temperatures near these fraction of a second. We know how the cooling affect the matter. We know the universe is cooling, we know about thermodynamics, etc. So, even if it is guesswork, it is pretty much on tracks. You cannot reverse the order like you seem to think, there is no way to link these events in another order.

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    6. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      LOL. Hypothesis is just a fancy way to say "here's my guess". Whether put forward by Joe Schmoe or Johnatan P. Schmoe, PhD it means the same thing.

    7. Re:We Really Don't by stjobe · · Score: 5, Informative

      LOL. Hypothesis is just a fancy way to say "here's my guess". Whether put forward by Joe Schmoe or Johnatan P. Schmoe, PhD it means the same thing.

      It really doesn't.

      A hypothesis has to make sense, has to be based on observation and/or our best current knowledge of the subject matter. Ideally it is testable somehow, even if only mathematically or theoretically.

      A guess doesn't have to have any of those constraints. "Aliens did it" is a guess, but it's not a hypothesis.

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      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
    8. Re:We Really Don't by bloodhawk · · Score: 0

      The thing is our knowledge of the universe is so infinitesimally small that really it would be far fairer to call it a guess than a Hypothesis.

    9. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It really doesn't.

      In which field? In cosmology? It sure does, cosmology is mostly wild guessing based on unfounded assumptions, that is, more guesses. In astrophysics? It sure does and then the guessing is beyond ridiculous, e.g. the Schwarzschild metric is a 'solution' of the Einstein tensor with mass basically set equal to zero, and somehow black holes that have non-zero mass fall out of it. In quantum mechanics? It is even worse, the models there are just descriptions of accelerator observations with a bunch of meaningless constants thrown in for good measure.

      "Aliens did it" is at least falsifiable, if one is willing to chance a shot and dig around Area 51. And, incidentally, does make much more sense than the crap about the "timeline of the universe".

    10. Re:We Really Don't by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Early Universe ideas? Not fact. Not "well-known". Guesses.

      That's... really selling science - and the scientific method - way short.

      So, the problem with his pointing out the lack of "testing, reproduction of results" in prehistoric history tales is ... that it isn't good sales?

      And that's your scientific objection? To his scientific objection?

    11. Re:We Really Don't by stjobe · · Score: 2

      So, the problem with his pointing out the lack of "testing, reproduction of results" in prehistoric history tales is ... that it isn't good sales?

      And that's your scientific objection? To his scientific objection?

      No, that's my non-scientific objection to his anti-science rant. A plea against ignorance and the wilful discrediting of a lot of hard-earned science, if you will.

      This guy put it a lot better than I ever could; in short, calling these hypotheses "guessing" is ignorant as well as insulting, both to the scientists in the field and to everyone's general level of intelligence.

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      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
    12. Re:We Really Don't by Ken+D · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can understand it to the level of detail you are willing to spend on. So in this case "The Right Stuff" is mostly time.

      You want to spend 5 minutes understanding cosmology, you're going to understand it at the comic book level, same as any other field of study.

    13. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the Schwarzschild metric is a 'solution' of the Einstein tensor with mass basically set equal to zero, and somehow black holes that have non-zero mass fall out of it.

      It is a solution with zero angular momentum... not zero mass. It describes not just black holes but radially symmetric masses with no charge and no angular momentum, and had no connection to black holes in the beginning, but of ordinary planets and stars.

      Perhaps "aliens took it" was what you said about your homework assignment when that class came around....

    14. Re:We Really Don't by physicsphairy · · Score: 2

      Do we really need to establish a cult of science in which the gods are displeased if we don't use enough syllables in our word for "guess"? The words can be used interchangably. A "scientific hypothesis" does often catch more suggestion of testable, derived predictions, but it's also frequently used in a more general sense, just as "guess" can be used in a more noble sense.

      I am all about respecting the scientists who invest a lot of work, but the fact they've done a lot of work doesn't make them more likely to be correct in a discussion of novel facts. There's no way to assign a probability to it and say "There is a 25% chance this explanation is correct because of this much work we put into it." In any case, the work is in testing and verifying the hypothesis, which is the science part, not in coming up with it (although work put into testing does of course put the researcher in a position to make further hypotheses).

      Please don't paint these as the same thing, it's just doing the anti-science folk a service, and the rest of us a disservice.

      Anti-science folk should be ignored. We don't need to scheme and manipulate to make sure our presentation of science leaves them on the poorest footing to rebut us, because, unless they are using science, their rebuttal is irrelevant. IMHO science teaches us to be humble about we have to say. Acknowledging the fact there may be flaws and we can and should be proved wrong is the whole difference between science and wild speculation. I don't think we should be provoked into saying otherwise just to try to entice the crackpots to our side.

    15. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet you assume that photons and electronics works the same on Titan as here, so therefore those pictures are OK.

      Why do you assume that?

    16. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We don't need to scheme and manipulate to make sure our presentation of science leaves them on the poorest footing to rebut us, because, unless they are using science, their rebuttal is irrelevant.

      As long as you think it is a priority for scientists to inform the public of their work, then it is necessary to some degree to address rebuttals regardless of the source of the claims. Such rebuttals become quite relevant in the minds of people who are not familiar enough with what is going on to tell the difference, especially with enough publicity. The only place it becomes completely irrelevant is if scientists should only communicate among their own spheres and journals and have no obligation to explain things to anyone outside of that.

      It is the same as educating a single person, in the sense you need to adapt to their previous exposure and ideas. If trying to teach someone about black hole research who has a picture in their head of black holes that is way off, that has to be addressed regardless of if that picture has a scientific origin or not.

    17. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you believe the periodic table of elements is local to the Earth, or is it the same elements all over the place?

      Thing is, you're assuming the universe is huge... because science told you so. Not even 100 years ago, we still thought the entire universe was the Milky Way.

    18. Re:We Really Don't by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It might seem like nitpicking, but "guess" to me always implies taking a stab in the dark with little to no evidence and ending there. A scientific hypothesis, meanwhile, usually starts with some data, builds an argument that X should be true because of the initial data, and is subjected to testing to either confirm it or disprove it.

      To give an example, you are presented with a clear cube filled with gumballs. A guess would be glancing at it and saying "600?" A hypothesis would be measuring the sides, estimating the size of each gumball, figuring out that there should be 1,000 gumballs, and then opening up the cube and counting the gumballs.

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    19. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO science teaches us to be humble about we have to say. Acknowledging the fact there may be flaws and we can and should be proved wrong is the whole difference between science and wild speculation.

      That there sounds like denier talk. You a denier, son?

    20. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, so many people trying to argue cosmology and other physics topics online do so after having learned such a small slice of that "small" amount of knowledge we have. What they propose is much more of a guess, when it has no basis in observation, which is distinguished from those that at least check ideas against a large swath of existing observations.

    21. Re:We Really Don't by rossdee · · Score: 1

      "Do you believe the periodic table of elements is local to the Earth, or is it the same elements all over the place?"

      I'd say they woould have different names on other planets, and in some parts of the universe there may not be many of the heavy elements, which need a supernova to be made.

      (even on this planets, there are some places where Element #13 is called Aluminum, (the proper spelling is Aluminium)

    22. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (the proper spelling is Aluminium)

      I thought the proper spelling was "Aluminio."

    23. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well he's right in essence. The question posed is "How do we know?" We don't. We weren't there.

    24. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have understood that the physicists are struggling more with the little too good models rather than lack of knowledge. Scale and sensitivity are also issues: it's much easier to model a universe in a low entropy state than trying to predict where evolution takes the human race after the next 100000 years.

    25. Re:We Really Don't by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      It really doesn't.

      A hypothesis has to make sense, has to be based on observation and/or our best current knowledge of the subject matter. Ideally it is testable somehow, even if only mathematically or theoretically.

      A guess doesn't have to have any of those constraints. "Aliens did it" is a guess, but it's not a hypothesis.

      Your statement should be embroidered, hung on the wall, and required reading before anyone is allowed to post on matters of science.

      Way too many people, here and elsewhere, seem to have the idea that observation is somehow not a part of science. It is how we get some of these asinine statements of evolution not being science, or weather change not being science. And cosmology is probably not science in their view then.

      Science is not simply Theory, Hypothesis, testing, confirmation or rejection.

      Observation, description, comparing, and classification are all in there too. We'll probably never be able to land onto a star, but we can make seriously good observations about what is going on in them. All based on physics that we know

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    26. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you believe this element behaves differently because it is named differently?

    27. Re:We Really Don't by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The thing is our knowledge of the universe is so infinitesimally small that really it would be far fairer to call it a guess than a Hypothesis.

      How do you know it is "infinitesimally small"?

      That's sound bite cosmology. We don't ever know what we don't know.

      The idea that there are certain types of stars that have certain compositions, and certain sizes and will likely have a lifespan of a certain number of years is a theory that has worked pretty well. We add to it when we find something that doesn't quite fit, and we modify to it as needed. Wanna see scientists get excited? When something doesn't fit, and they have to go back to figure out why. That's a happy scientist. Wouldn't be a happy politician or theologian though

      But we do know some things about the universe. We'll never know it all, thank goodness, but a lot of physics pieces are falling into place.

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    28. Re:We Really Don't by doug141 · · Score: 1

      oops... fixing a mis-clicked moderation. move along...

    29. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though, with Cosmology, it's more like the vast majority of the cube is opaque, and we need to make our guess based on, say, one square inch of the surface that we can see through, and we can't open the box to count them.

      The guess would be the same, but the hypothesis would be trying to continually measure through the 1 square inch hole in new and different ways, and continually modifying the hypothesis with each new measurement. It's still, theoretically getting closer to accuracy with each pass, but we'll probably never be able to count the gumballs to make sure.

    30. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " e.g. the Schwarzschild metric is a 'solution' of the Einstein tensor with mass basically set equal to zero" ????

      Err, ??? What do you think that fucking great GM/c^2 is doing in the Schwarzschild solution? That's the analogue of the mass. If you set that to zero you get fucking Minkowski space, which is what you'd expect. Given this howler I don't think anything you say should be taken even slightly seriously.

    31. Re:We Really Don't by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      You're sidestepping the question. As Shakespeare said "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet".

    32. Re: We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you fell right into the tarpit. you are saying these things like they are fact. we havent proved shit about space and time. thats what the poster was saying. scientist throw in some constants next week and it all changes. new theories everyday. that doesnt make them fact. its just an educated guess. thats what a hypothesis is, we were all taught this in elementary school. hence the word guess ;)

    33. Re: We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the problem is, most of the physics we know is just theories based on theories based on hypotheses. its one big circle jerk.

      so your taking mostly scewed data,
      adding more to it, than declaring a hypothesis based on a theory that was based on a hypothesis. proving shit is hard. fuck your guesses and hypothesis. i want to see proofs.

    34. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How do we know?" We don't. We weren't there.

      Yup, there ain't no way to know what happened, because we weren't there. Just like, if someone is lying on the ground, having been shot by a gun, and another person is standing nearby holding a smoking gun, unless you were present for the shooting, it will be impossible for you to determine who the shooter is.

      Or, y'know, you're a gods-damned fucking moron.

    35. Re: We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are saying these things like they are fact.

      Except in this case it is a mathematical fact. The post was in response to a statement about a solution in general relativity, not about the universe. Maybe GR is wrong and that solution has nothing to do with reality, but that doesn't change that the wrongness of statement the Schwarzschild metric has mass set equal to zero. And setting the mass to zero in that solution does get you Minkowski space, which again, is just math, regardless of how the universe works.

      It is like someone complaining Newtonian mechanics doesn't conserve momentum. Regardless of if momentum is conserved in reality or that Newtonian mechanics has been shown to be wrong, the person making that statement demonstrates they thoroughly don't understand what they are talking about.

    36. Re: We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i want to see proofs.

      Then study math, and avoid other fields based on inductive reasoning.

    37. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you get paid for science? Your description does not fit what actually occurs. Reality is more like this:

      http://www.scilogs.com/the-dark-matter-crisis/2013/03/08/the-dark-matter-crisis-continues-on-the-difficulties-of-communicating-controversial-science/

      There are some people who are like what you describe, but they seem to be a minority at this point.

    38. Re: We Really Don't by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      the problem is, most of the physics we know is just theories based on theories based on hypotheses. its one big circle jerk.

      so your taking mostly scewed data

      You have that wrong data?

      Physics and especially cosmology, do not spring forth like Venus fully formed from the waves. So yes, we go through a transition from less right to more right. And the wrong ideas are not even bad, they just let us know what doesn't work.

      A lot of old theories, like Phlogiston, Celestial Spheres, flat earth were proven wrong. It just means they were wrong, not that anything and everything that came after them is wrong.

      And even if a theory is wrong, it serves as a platform for further investigation. Plato's myth of Er. Pythagorean astronomical system. Once upon a time, it was postulated that the sun was a huge lump of coal. Big bang largely supplanted steady state, and we have a few real oddballs out there, like some of the string theory. Right? Wrong? Maybe, maybe not. But we learn, we move on.

      You find it weird, a lot of us find it exciting. But it takes discussion and thought , not merely this bit of genius:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      fuck your guesses and hypothesis. i want to see proofs.

      Are you prepared to learn? Understanding does not come in a happy meal at McDonald's, or in a Bill O'Reilly program, the man who doesn't think anyone understands the tides. At some point, It doesn't matter what he or you think. If you feel strongly enough that present day knowledge is incorrect, prove it wrong. Thanks for playing.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    39. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you haven't taken science since middle school.

    40. Re:We Really Don't by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      My impression is that hypotheses can very well begin with guesses, and once the guy with the guess can come up with some solid reasons for it it turns into a hypothesis.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    41. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thing is, you're assuming the universe is huge... because science discovered it is.

      There, FTFY.

      Not even 100 years ago, we still thought the entire universe was the Milky Way.

      Right, but then astronomers discovered how huge it really is. How did they do it? Evidence, observation, testing! That's what makes it science, and not "a guess."

    42. Re: We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      To address the retarded posters before you, it's not a tarpit, it's the Schwarzschild solution of GR. It's there. It has a fucking great mass term in it that this fucking moron doesn't seem to notice. Don't believe GR applies to reality? Go right ahead, although you're flying right into the face of every experiment we've been able to put together to test it. But don't make bald statements like "e.g. the Schwarzschild metric is a 'solution' of the Einstein tensor with mass basically set equal to zero" which is arrant horseshit.

      a) the Schwarzschild metric isn't a 'solution' of the Einstein tensor. It is a solution of the Einstein field equations. The Einstein tensor is a tensor built from the Ricci tensor (which is itself a contraction of the Riemann-Christoffel tensor) and the Ricci scalar (which is the trace of the Ricci tensor). There are no "solutions" to this, because it is a tensor, not an equation. However, assuming that this fucking cretin meant the Einstein field equations (built from equating the Einstein tensor with the stress-energy tensor, weighted by some constant determining the coupling strength of gravity), then the Schwarzschild metric is an exact solution of the Einstein field equations. This is inescapable, and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking moron. Not on physical grounds, but on the grounds that they don't even begin to understand what they're talking about and all the ";)"s in the world don't cover the fact that they're a fucking moron. We have equations, the Einstein field equations. They have solutions, of which one is the Schwarzschild solution. This is incontrovertible.

      b) The mass isn't "basically set to zero". If you set the mass to zero, at the beginning of the derivation of the Schwarzschild metric, in the middle of the derivation, or right at the end, you don't get the Schwarzschild metric. You get the *Minkowski* metric, in spherical coordinates. The Minkowski metric is the metric of special relativity -- that is, the metric of flat, non-gravitating, but relativistic spacetime. This is not Schwarzschild spacetime, and only someone brutally uneducated in the field would pretend it is -- and yet that is what this poster (who I can only assume is you, given your "you fell into the tarpit!" ";)" lolololol shite) is claiming. The Schwarzschild metric is nothing more, and nothing less, than the metric of the vacuum spacetime outside of a spherical distribution of matter of non-zero mass. There is an "interior" Schwarzschild metric which is the metric *inside* a spherical distribution of matter but since that depends on the microphysics and in particular on the internal pressures of the material it is highly model-dependent and is also reasonably non-trivial and rarely presented to the general public. This doesn't change that what is commonly known as the "Schwarzschild solution" is the metric in vacuum of the spacetime around a massive, purely spherical body. Pretending that the mass is "basically set to zero" is breathtakingly stupid.

      Disagree with the applicability of general relativity all you like, but when you do so with the Schwarzschild metric you're on laughably thin ice since it's really extremely well tested. Technically the solar system would be better described by a Kerr metric (or if you're near enough to the Sun a Kerr-Newman) but the rotation is slow enough, and the magnetic fields weak enough, that a Schwarzschild is in most cases more than sufficient to describe planetary orbits. And it does so, extremely well. It also describes the lensing of light by the Sun, and it describes the time delays experienced by clocks carried high above the planet and at high velocities, relative to those back on Earth.

      So if it's an "educated guess" then it's a fucking good one, and I can guarantee it's better than anything smug neck-bearded cunts like you on the internet have been able to come up with in between your extended wank sessions.

      Oh, wait, I forgot: ;)

      Prick.

    43. Re: We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'M A MORON AND I THINK EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY AGREE WITH MY MORONIC OPINIONS IS A MORON NO MATTER WHETHER THEY'VE SPENT TEN OR TWENTY YEARS STUDYING A TOPIC I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IN GREATER DEPTH THAN I COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE (unless it's talking about online porn oh fuck yeah i know a lot about that).

      slashdot is telling me that using so many caps is like yelling. what a pity. i guess i'll have to write a few sentences down here in all lower case. perhaps i need a few more. i could call you a moron a few more times. have you ever actually been to school? learned any maths? looked at any cosmology textbooks? note: a textbook isn't the opinion of some lackwitted prick who states it's all wrong and backs it up with a lacklustre attempt at disproving e=mc^2 ergo gr is wrong, which a shocking number of people almost as dumb as you have done.

    44. Re: We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sir, I should like to buy you a drink. Epic mix of geometry and ranting. Also, the Schwarzschild metric was good enough for the perihelion advance of Mercury :)

    45. Re:We Really Don't by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Sorry... I was going for the joke and didn't pitch it very well. My actual views are more like yours.

      As for the reality of the subject matter, I would borrow the concept of "probably approximately correct" from machine learning, and give it a 90-95% chance of being ~80% correct. (The 80% is lower to allow room for some more big discoveries like inflation.)

      Unfortunately, people will be (hopefully) studying this for thousands of years on top of the <100 we have so far, and none of us will live to see how it turns out in the long term.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    46. Re:We Really Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . Just like, if someone is lying on the ground, having been shot by a gun, and another person is standing nearby holding a smoking gun, unless you were present for the shooting, it will be impossible for you to determine who the shooter is.

      Good analogy, and spot on. You can't know who shot unless you saw it with your own eyes and understood what's going on. There are a number of likely alternatives that put your 'hypothesis' under doubt. Someone else could have shot from faraway with a different gun, someone could have shot and passed the gun to the guy standing nearby, it could be a movie set and you could have completely misunderstood the situation and so on.

      If you look at your scene, you can pinpoint at the guy with the smoking gun only after making many assumptions, hypotheses, wild guesses. And now, to make your analogy even closer, imagine you're looking at this same scene from 1000 miles away through a small telescope with uncorrected lens. This is the 'cosmology' in the TFA.

    47. Re:We Really Don't by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      All the stuff is just hydrogen, helium and time. Not just the good stuff.

      --
      Well, I might have a way, but it only works on a semi spherical planet in a vacuum.
    48. Re:We Really Don't by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      It really doesn't.

      A hypothesis has to make sense, has to be based on observation and/or our best current knowledge of the subject matter. Ideally it is testable somehow, even if only mathematically or theoretically.

      A guess doesn't have to have any of those constraints. "Aliens did it" is a guess, but it's not a hypothesis.

      Your statement should be embroidered, hung on the wall, and required reading before anyone is allowed to post on matters of science.

      Way too many people, here and elsewhere, seem to have the idea that observation is somehow not a part of science.

      You want to hang on a wall a statement that a hypothesis is "ideally" testable somehow, even if only mathematically (he did say "or"), and herald it for stressing the importance of observation?

      Being testable against observations is an essential characteristic of a hypothesis. If it isn't testable against observations, it isn't a "non-ideal" hypothesis, it is pseudoscience. Sure, any hypothesis should be mathematically consistent if it relies on math, but that isn't sufficient to make it a hypothesis.

      I'm fine with it being impractical to perform the experiment with current technology/resources - that is unfortunate but as long as the experiment exists I'll accept something as being a hypothesis. I certainly won't trust it as being correct though.

    49. Re:We Really Don't by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      My impression is that hypotheses can very well begin with guesses, and once the guy with the guess can come up with some solid reasons for it it turns into a hypothesis.

      More like once the guy with the guess can come up with an experiment that can demonstrate the falsehood (or lack thereof) of the guess it is a hypothesis.

      Obviously if the guess is already inconsistent with observations then there is no need to run the experiment since it is already falsified.

    50. Re:We Really Don't by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Being testable against observations is an essential characteristic of a hypothesis. If it isn't testable against observations, it isn't a "non-ideal" hypothesis, it is pseudoscience.

      How adorable that you can simply throw away the observational sciences. Because for as many on earth experiments as we can perform, we will never ever ever know exactly what is happening on that star, or across the universe, or things that happened in the past when we were not there to conform what happened.

      Cosmology, physics, evolution are all theories, and until we can touch the stars, or have a time machine to go back to the earliest life forms, or the time of the big bang (if that was indeed how this universe formed - they are at base, untestable. As many experiments as we can perform, we were not there, there is a non zero chance that it happened differently, therefore pseudoscience lies at the base of most science, therefore no science, if I extrapolate your concept far enough.

      We can for instance, look at solar spectrum and determine chemical makeup. And we can find the elements that make the same spectral lines here on earth. But until we can grab some solar materail at the source, there is no way to say with any authority that that is exactly how that happens.

      The theory of evolution will forever remain a theory. That evolution occurs is considered a fact by most scientists, because of the overwhelming weight of evidence requiring a remarkable suspension of disbelief, but the base theory remains until we can go back in time and observe the actual events.

      In the end, are you using a different definition of hypothesis and theory?

      You need a theory as a base to hang your hypothesis on. You can have multiple theories, we often do at the start.Then we test out the various hypothesis related to those theories- yes, sometimes by observation, and discard the theories that end up wrong. Eventually, you end up with a solid theory.

      The testing doesn't stop there. As more data - sometimes by observation - accumulates, it is compared to the solid theory. If it doesn't mesh, you have to figure out why. And some times that means you have to develop a new theory.

      When something doesn't fit, and a new theory has to be formulated, the reactions are amusing. The general public, used to more political, religious outlook of having faith in something, thinks scientists are all upset. When in fact, the opposite is true. It's exciting and thrilling times.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    51. Re:We Really Don't by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Being testable against observations is an essential characteristic of a hypothesis. If it isn't testable against observations, it isn't a "non-ideal" hypothesis, it is pseudoscience.

      How adorable that you can simply throw away the observational sciences.

      I said that a hypothesis has to be "testable against observations." Presumably the observational sciences have observations. If their theories aren't testable against observation, then they aren't science.

  4. Cosmic Unicorns are more believable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    I'm totally fed up with conventional thinking on cosmology. We tell ourselves that this is the truth, and it makes sense to no one. We have laws of physics, and yet we allow ourselves to believe that they don't apply at the point of the big bang. There's a million and one holes in the theory of so many things cosmology takes for granted,

    So when you realise that in truth, no one can prove or disprove the existence of a black hole, and no one can confirm if we've ever observed one, it seems like a stalemate. But go back to the math, and try to understand the premise of the relationship between energy, matter, and mass - and you realise you can't have gravity without matter. We can't have an infinitelely compressed matter; Take water for instance, you can apply thousands of tons of pressure on a cubic inch of it, and you'll not see a 1% reduction in size. we KNOW there are limits on this, and yet we allow them to exist theoretically and try to fit observation with bad theory, and when you do that, then it sets off a century of bad thinking and bad theory.

    Cutting edge thinkers don't see red shift or blue shift as we're taught, and therefore, there's no proof of an expanding universe at all. It also means that we can't tell distance as we thought, and still believe we can. The Electric Universe theory has been proven right in so many ways now, and yet cosmologists still cling to their crazy notions of exotic matter (dark energy / dark matter) to explain what they observe, (too much gravity) because the universe is powered by one force alone - gravity - which is billions and billions of times weaker than the electrical force (magnetic).

    I could go on quite a bit on this, as you might have guessed. But start by looking at the youtube video for Thunderbolts of the Gods. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AUA7XS0TvA

    Then decide for yourself if there's some milage in the theory, which more fully answers all the wild and unexpected things we see in the universe, without the need for quasars, pulsars, black holes, antimatter, dark energy, or dark matter. (at least, explained but not within the accepted theories) I've probably missed something, but basically, there's a lot more rational an explanation here, than in what we still continue to teach our kids as "fact". Anybody heard of "Occam's razor" ?

    1. Re: Cosmic Unicorns are more believable! by anchovy_chekov · · Score: 2

      Heh. Belief and Unicrons. That'll add to the discussion meaningfully !

      When did slashdot become populated with loud, uneducated Americans instead of 'nerds' who actually know at least a thing or two?

      I couldn't figure out if this was trolling or just someone on acid. Maybe a troll on acid. Whatever the case, that's some crazy shit.

      But yeah, been getting more worried about this trend towards hokum in Slashdot. Not sure if it's just a different crowd, or the world is just getting madder. If it keeps up, I'm out.

    2. Re: Cosmic Unicorns are more believable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, relax. The Electric Universe trolls have been around Slashdot for at least a decade now. In fact, after a huge apk-esque copypasta burst in the early 2000's, they kind of faded away.

      In fact, seeing an Electric Universe troll now is like spotting a baiji. Just marvel, make note of it, and move on.

    3. Re: Cosmic Unicorns are more believable! by anchovy_chekov · · Score: 1

      Dude, relax. The Electric Universe trolls have been around Slashdot for at least a decade now. In fact, after a huge apk-esque copypasta burst in the early 2000's, they kind of faded away.

      In fact, seeing an Electric Universe troll now is like spotting a baiji. Just marvel, make note of it, and move on.

      Thanks man. I'm breathing a bit easier now.

      This is my first sighting of one in the wild. The closest I've ever come was in my uni days, hearing someone cite Erich von Däniken in a debate on evolution.

    4. Re:Cosmic Unicorns are more believable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm totally fed up with conventional thinking on cosmology. We tell ourselves that this is the truth, and it makes sense to no one. We have laws of physics, and yet we allow ourselves to believe that they don't apply at the point of the big bang.

      No, we don't tell ourselves that. What we tell ourselves is that the laws we currently know don't apply at the big bang, and that what we know is the closest approximation to the truth we have. For example:

      1) Develop and hypothesis that unifies quantum theory and relativity
      2) Use said hypothesis to predict conditions at the Planck epoch after the big bang
      3) Make observations that confirm or dispute said predictions (gravity waves or some such)
      4) Collect Nobel Prize

      Huzzah, science has advanced!

      Science is not finished. Otherwise it would stop.

    5. Re:Cosmic Unicorns are more believable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take water for instance, you can apply thousands of tons of pressure on a cubic inch of it, and you'll not see a 1% reduction in size.

      Umm, a pressure of around 20 MPa will compress water by 1%, which is just over a ton of pressure per square inch. It is hard for scientists to take EU proponents seriously when they continue to get so many basic things wrong, as in things we can test here on Earth in a lab.

      because the universe is powered by one force alone - gravity - which is billions and billions of times weaker than the electrical force (magnetic).

      And net plasma physics makes a large portion of talks at astrophysics conferences for many decades, but EU proponents also keep beating that drum, claiming people looking at the sky ignore electromagnetism.

    6. Re: Cosmic Unicorns are more believable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In fact, seeing an Electric Universe troll now is like spotting a baiji."

      Baiji is in Iraq, since its north of Baghdad its probably controlled by ISIL
      I wouldn't want to be spotted there

    7. Re: Cosmic Unicorns are more believable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re: Cosmic Unicorns are more believable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet you can find forums of them laughing at the Rosetta team for putting "ice clamps" and "ice harpoons" on philae months before those measures failed. I enjoy them just because they point out where there are discrepancies between data and theory. Similarly, MOND is another one to check out. Once a theory becomes mainstream it seems to attract supporters who are not very good at questioning their assumptions.

    9. Re: Cosmic Unicorns are more believable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similarly, MOND is another one to check out.

      MOND is a whole different ballpark, considering it has research teams at universities working on it, regular presentation at conferences and mainstream publications.

    10. Re: Cosmic Unicorns are more believable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree but not for the reasons you give. People use MOND to fit the CMB power spectrum, etc. Much more (better?) work has been done comparing the (not-even-a) theory to data, rather than just criticizing the lambda-CDM mainstream. My point was that I still find the latter to be useful.

  5. We certainly can't read about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    on unreadable clickbait hipstersites.

  6. What's next? by fremsley471 · · Score: 1

    Heard a radio discussion about which major piece of science would likely crack over the next fifty years. The answer came back as the Big Bang, with one of the participants saying [rather indiscreetly, IMHO] that it was Sir Martin Rees in a pers. comms. who suggested that it was full of holes and the area was ripe for a paradigm shift.

    I once saw Fred Hoyle lecture on his Steady State Theory. He was awaiting the red shift results from a twin maser in some distant galaxy somewhere and we were assured that it would disprove the BBT. He was the single most beguiling speaker of my life. Came out fully believing, for the rest of the evening at least.

    1. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you ask me, the paradigm shift should be that science stops trying to answer questions which it obviously can't ever answer.

      The study of things that happened in the past is called history and it is not a science, no matter how much circumstantial evidence is collected.

    2. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well shit, someone better tell the geology department.

  7. medium.com sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May as well cite tumblr.

  8. StartsWithABang is an Idiot by TimSSG · · Score: 0

    FYI: StartsWithABang is an Idiot; Anti Matter and Matter are both Atoms. Tim S.

    1. Re:StartsWithABang is an Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The first piece of observed antimatter was the positron and it isn't an atom. The idiot is in the mirror.

  9. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Disclaimer: I work in a cosmology department. What you've just written is total bullshit.

    We make predictions, and they work. I could tear apart the nonsense you've written, but instead let me just point to the facts:

    http://xkcd.com/54/

    http://sci.esa.int/planck/5155...

    http://www.astro.virginia.edu/...

    I could go on an on posting pretty pictures and graphs matching data, but let me just say that we work incredibly hard to make predictions from our models, we test those predictions against observations and test many of our systems to over 5 sigma. To say that what we're doing is just guessing is frankly insulting to a lot of incredibly hard working people. We /predicted/ the CMB then observed it. We predicted the power spectrum then observed it. We predict the population densities of stars at certain redshifts, point telescopes and damned well count the things and find them to match. We predict galactic rotations, lensing effects, (integrated) Sachs-Wolfe effects and a hundred
    other little things, and we damned well test them, lining up our models against observations. We certainly haven't got everything right yet - there's a lot of room for investigation as to what went on before inflation, say, or exactly what type of matter dark matter is (but before you say we know nothing about it, I suggest you educate yourself - we don't know what it comprises, but we have damned good bounds on certain properties like its ratio of pressure to density). We don't know why the cosmological constant takes the value it does, but a whole host of checks all come up with the same number.

    So no, we don't have "Guesses". We have repeatedly tested hypotheses from which we observe consistent data and find heavy statistical significance. What you've done is insult a lot of incredibly hard working, very smart people who are very serious about their work.

    1. Re:Bullshit by anchovy_chekov · · Score: 0

      Damn! Where are mod points when you need 'em. +1

    2. Re:Bullshit by Ken+D · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's really hard to fit model to data that hasn't been collected yet.
      Or do you not understand when they talk about why they are building a particular space observatory satellite or something like the Large Hadron Collider?

      If one of these experiments doesn't verify the model or contradicts it, and the model is changed, they then go collect even more data. They always want to verify that the model can predict something that wasn't known beforehand. And obviously the model has to match what is known already or it's just crap to start with.

    3. Re:Bullshit by Flavianoep · · Score: 1

      Considering that we will never know for sure how universe really started, I think that the point is not explaining the origin of the universe per se, but to create a model of that that fits with the present state of the universe, isn't it?

      --
      Linux is for people who don't mind RTFM.
    4. Re:Bullshit by Pro-feet · · Score: 2

      And you chose to ignore all the content in his/her arguments, by distorting context (the comics arguemnt) trying to undermine the credibility of GP. Who's the weak-ass, AC?

    5. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know I'm probably feeding the trolls here but...

      Fine. I'm a post-doctoral research associate working on inflationary model fitting comparing anisotropies in the power spectrum with the anisotropies of galaxy distribution, with a side interest in the formation of stars at redshifts of about 5. In my time here I've done a host of jobs from outreach to 14-18 year olds, fundamental research, presentation to international conferences. And I've also cleaned the toilets twice, so yeah, I guess janitor could be on my CV too, if you care about that kind of thing (our janitors, for the record, are actually remarkably nice people, far more cheerful that I would be if I had their job, but I guess they only deal with literal shit that you can flush away, not the metaphorical shit that morons post on the internet).

      The link to XKCD, if you know what you're talking about (which I strongly suspect that you don't) is a fit of a black body spectrum to the CMB. The point is that the data matches to such an amazing degree. The whole point of that comic is to state that our models work. They work incredibly well, far better in fact, than most of us would have thought when we first posited them.

      The other links were just the beginnings of what is a very long list of ways we've tested our models against reality. I'm not your google guide - look them up yourself. What you'll find is that we see across a host of observations from different teams, different equipment, different phenomena covered that the predictions line up with observations to a very very high degree. The final result, as posited by the webcomic you so like to deride, is the tag line to that comic.

      It works, bitches.

    6. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is, but this is not one of those.

    7. Re:Bullshit by anchovy_chekov · · Score: 1

      What just happened Slashdot? After responding positively to someone slamming the anti-science crowd - with a simple +1 - the post seems to have gathered a couple of responses that should have gone to the AC clown. It's a small matter, and I'll say "fuck beta" (hey, never been able to follow a thread in it). But just to set the record straight, I'm with the "It works" crowd.

      I can't find it now, but one poster made the point that we should ignore the anti-science crowd. My only fear is that these people vote - or worse, are in public office and able to set the agenda for education, research, etc. I don't know what the answer is, but I don't think it's to wilfully deny that there is a large mass of people with incredibly dodgy ideas.

      I should shut up now. Thinking about it only makes me sad.

    8. Re:Bullshit by anchovy_chekov · · Score: 1

      Oh.. fuck me. Refreshed twice and the threading changed completely. With the same AC posting nonsense and threading weirdness, this has been the second least fun article in a long time. Bah!

    9. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this reply not scored "6" ?! Seriously...

    10. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Welcome to all of science. If the theory doesn't match data, then you need a new theory. If you make a new theory, you make sure it matches existing data.

    11. Re:Bullshit by dotancohen · · Score: 2

      I know I'm probably feeding the trolls here but...

      In fact you are feeding the trolls. The original post that you replied to even had the word "troll" in the username.

      --
      It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
    12. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Everything explained by science is a model that best fits observation, for every theory testing in a lab to in the sky. If you want "Truth" with a capital T, if you want to know what "really" happens behind something, go to the philosophy department. If you want a description of what we see with predictive power, then science can provide that. This isn't specific to cosmology.

    13. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did not establish any credibility to be undermined, and there was no substantive argument made - they only linked to external sources.

      Last I checked, xkcd is not a reputable source of cosmological authority. However in any case they did not offer any original thought.

      Appeal to authority
      External References
      Refusal to make own arguments

      I agree with EmagGeek that it was, to use their words, "Weak-ass"

    14. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      External References
      Refusal to make own arguments

      This is a fallacy now? Various subjects, like cosmology, have volumes already written about things, with very detailed explanations. There are tons of free literature on the topic, all the way from intro class notes to current research papers. Why must every person re-write said material every time they post, especially when some of it out there is really well written? Just because someone can half-ass rewrite something so it fits in a Slashdot post doesn't make it a stronger argument.

      Plus sometimes half the point is to remind people how lazy they are being for not taking advantage of what is out there already. You don't need to wait for someone on Slashdot to post answers and reasons for things when it has been made available and easy to find with a simple search.

    15. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      working on inflationary model fitting

      This is what I told you 5 hours ago when you first posted -- you're in the business of model fitting. And you and I know it works -- a carefully crafted polynomial or a bunch of sine functions can be made to fit anything. But there is no quantum leap of understanding from all that fitting.

      And I've also cleaned the toilets twice

      Good for you, then you've got a skill that matters.

    16. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To spell it out for the hard of thinking here:

      You have n parameters to fit with a model, and d data points. If d>n you can test your model by fitting the first n points then testing if it matches the remaining d-n. This is a very simplified version of what we do. When I drop something, I don't say "Oh, I can't predict anything, because we're /fitting/ the value g=9.8!". I instead measure the trajectory at multiple points and find that constant acceleration is a good model as it matches the data across multiple points. We do NOT have unbounded, limitless parameters. But of course, you /should/ know that already.

      That makes one more skill than you've got, apparently.

    17. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean all these theories that you work so hard on are say written in stone as proven? Wow that is a statement. You realize that there were many like you before and some of them were wrong? The good thing is - if you have a good confirmation of your theory in data then even if it comes that it is proven false or incomplete it will not be a complete waste - we still use Newton approach to reality most of the time and his theory about stuff had significant problems on the edges that giants (standing on his shoulders too) completed with their better understanding of reality. It may be that we will not find a better description of reality. It may however be that we will and then you will be standing there with a naked arse in a rain and cold wind.... Even if that happens, this does not mean all your work is for the wastedump - that is a simplified view of the leeches that suck our society dry and claim that they do it for our own good.

    18. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw, someone really didn't get enough of Mommy's attention, did they? So now you're looking for it on the internet. That's cute. Now run along whilst the grown-ups talk.

    19. Re:Bullshit by infidel_heathen · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your hard work! We know more about our universe thanks to the hard work of scientists like you.

    20. Re:Bullshit by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      And, once you've got a new theory, you use it to make predictions so you can observe more data. If you've got two new theories, you try to figure out where they differ in predictions so you can observe which is right.

      Really, science is a process of pounding on models to try to break them, interleaved with building new models. Scientific knowledge is basically what we've tried to break and haven't succeeded at.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    21. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the same argument was made by the million 'scientists', who kept adding epicycles to their 'models' of the seven heavens. Keep up the good work.

    22. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's a lame attempt at trolling, try harder next time.

  10. what if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what if it was actually a white hole that had sucked in all that and reached a kind of tipping point and then BIG BANGED

    what if it was two super super super massive black holes that when colliding again hit a kind of tipping point where no more could gravity keep it all together

    i mean how can all that be in one spot so small....and escape.... we dont see black holes exploding

    this is why they cant figure out the actual event that caused it.

    1. Re:what if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if it was a pink hole?

    2. Re: what if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, that burning sensation on my dick ISN'T syphilis! Wait ... does your mom also bleach her anus?

  11. We're not ignorant by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The thing is our knowledge of the universe is so infinitesimally small that really it would be far fairer to call it a guess than a Hypothesis.

    What makes you say that? Just because there are things we don't yet know doesn't automatically mean we are wrong about the things we do know. We're perfectly capable of building models that predicatively describe the world around us. If you build a model that accurately describes something and how it will (or did) behave then that is not a guess.

    The big bang theory is basically a consensus picture of what we think happened based on the evidence we currently have. Some of the evidence we are extremely confident about. Some less so. And some we know we don't know yet (see dark matter) but know something about what is missing. We are basically saying that given our current observations and physical models, the following (insert theory here) must be true. Every theory is subject to revision based on future observations - some just need more of it that others. Models of what must have happened in the past (geologic, cosmological, archaeologic, etc) often get revised as new evidence is uncovered that must be accounted for in the model.

  12. give this one a pass by thegreatemu · · Score: 1

    Silly me, making the mistake of reading TFA on /. ( aside: what's the proper way to punctuate a sentence ending in /.?)
    You want to know how we 'know' all of those things with such great precision? It's all about the scale of temperature fluctuations in the cosmic microwave background. The CMB is a snapshot of the universe some 30k years after the big bang, during the time of first neutralization, when the pathlength of photons quickly (on cosmic scales) went form very short in the hot plasma (think neon light tube) to mostly neutral hydrogen. The spectrum of density fluctuations there tells an incredible amount about how the small perturbations left over from inflation evolved during that early time, and is the main stick by which all of our cosmological models are tested. The incredible agreement with the standard cosmological model and the CMB using only 7 free parameters is probably the most successful accomplishment in scientific history.

    Nowhere on the article's page of drivel is the CMB mentioned, nor the WMAP or Planck satellites which were responsible for bringing us that data. I didn't read much of the article, but there is simply no way to speak intelligently about early universe models without the CMB. If you actually want to learn about this stuff, take a look at some of the public stuff NASA has put together for WMAP at http://map.gsfc.nasa.gov/missi... ; some of the animations are really quite revealing, and I use them in seminars on the subject all the time. Then if you're still hungry for more and can handle the math, take a look at Dodelson's Modern Cosmology.

    Bah, still too angry about this kind of crap. Not a good way to start the week.

    1. Re:give this one a pass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowhere on the article's page of drivel is the CMB mentioned, nor the WMAP or Planck satellites which were responsible for bringing us that data.

      At least it is a nice change of pace. Far too often descriptions of cosmology talk only about the CMB, and a lot of people now seem to mistakenly believe that is the only source of evidence and confirmation related to current cosmology models.

    2. Re:give this one a pass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take it easy man - this is slashdot not academia. Pranks and idiots are local version of CMB - a sign that anything in this world has roots in general idiocy of humankind.
      What do you have to say about axis of evil?

    3. Re:give this one a pass by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well....sort of. The CMB is modified by galaxies that are too faint to see, though I don't know by how much. It's filtered by intervening dust clouds moving WRT both us and the "origin of the signals". Etc. I normally assume that this is taken account of as best we can, but it's not unmodified signal. If you look at the raw (uncorrected) observations, I don't know how much noise is present, but clearly that are signals too weak to be recognized even though detected.

      OTOH, I am not a cosmologist. But I do recognize that error bars are important, and that they tend to get left out of popular articles.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    4. Re:give this one a pass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The incredible agreement with the standard cosmological model and the CMB using only 7 free parameters is probably the most successful accomplishment in scientific history.

      This refers only to the *power spectrum* of the CMB, correct? Were those parameters fit a priori or after the data was in? If the latter, it isn't that impressive. Still indicates you are onto something though.

    5. Re:give this one a pass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The CMB is a snapshot of the universe some 30k years after the big bang

      You're off by an order of magnitude, just FYI.

  13. Pot meet kettle by sjbe · · Score: 1

    That's pretty cleverly-worded there. You could be a sophomore year co-op student, or a janitor for all we know. You've made an appeal to authority (fallacy) on an incredibly vague claim of authority, and then supported your argument with Internet comics.

    And exactly what in his argument was actually wrong? Or are you just being an argumentative dick-head because it amuses you? What about the science did he get wrong?

    Weak-ass..

    Pot meet kettle...

  14. Science can look into the past by sjbe · · Score: 1

    If you ask me, the paradigm shift should be that science stops trying to answer questions which it obviously can't ever answer.

    You don't know what you cannot answer until you try to answer it. Science generally speaking can (theoretically) answer any question which has observable evidence and is falsifiable. What our universe looks like and how it developed are well within the bounds of being observable and falsifiable.

    The study of things that happened in the past is called history and it is not a science, no matter how much circumstantial evidence is collected.

    I'm sure the scientists who study geology, archaeology, paleontology, astronomy, and numerous other disciplines will be disappointed to hear what they are doing isn't considered science anymore. Oh wait, those ARE sciences. How foolish of you.

  15. Restating for the ignorant by sjbe · · Score: 1

    They did not establish any credibility to be undermined, and there was no substantive argument made - they only linked to external sources.

    Physics is a pretty big field. You seriously expect someone to spend the time to restate a meaningful amount of here what has already been adequately stated elsewhere?

    Last I checked, xkcd is not a reputable source of cosmological authority.

    Did you actually read to what was linked? Do you actually understand the formula shown and why it matters? Pretty clear the answer is no.

    1. Re:Restating for the ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the well-understood physics can be summed up nicely in very few equations: the three principles of Newtonian mechanics, the SR postulates and the Lorentz transformations, the four Maxwell equations and the odd bit of thermodynamics. Practically all of it was developed before 1930. What we have had since in theoretical physics is just a bunch of wild guesses in the form of complex mathematics, and a lot of empirical 'laws' that describe, but don't explain.

      We haven't had a major breakthrough in over a century, and while it is quite hard to guess when the next breakthrough will happen, it is quite certain that it will move a lot of modern mathematical crap to the same bin where the phlogiston and the ether are peacefully resting.

      And just to avoid another pointless argument over semantics-schemantics, a 'major breakthrough' is something like the Newton laws, which suddenly gave a simple picture of a large number of apparently unrelated phenomena over a huge range of sizes and distances.

  16. what if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have championed the idea for a long time that black holes are basically simply giant stars and much like a star, when reaching a certain mass (the Chandrasekhar limit) it explodes in a predictable type 1a supernova. So a black hole when reaching a certain mass (I will name this unknown mass The Osiris Limit) will explode in a big bang. This explosion would still be within the singularity and would stretch space effectively creating a new universe.

    Because we are within our big bang, we would be unable to see other "Big Bangs"

  17. A scientific hypothesis is not a guess by sjbe · · Score: 2

    A "scientific hypothesis" does often catch more suggestion of testable, derived predictions, but it's also frequently used in a more general sense, just as "guess" can be used in a more noble sense.

    Calling theories that have been tested as much as relativity or quantum mechanics "guesses" is to deny the world in front of you. While they could be shown to be false in some manner tomorrow, the simple fact is that much of the modern world would simply not work if the words "hypothesis" and "guess" were equivalent. The computer you are typing on would not work if quantum mechanics was merely a guess. GPS could not function if relativity were merely a guess, regardless of how noble a sense you use it. We only call them theories instead of facts because we know that they could in principle be proven wrong even though we have no actual expectation that this will happen and huge volumes of evidence in support of these "theories".

    Anti-science folk should be ignored.

    If you ignore anti-science folks you end up living in a theocracy. Ask the folks living in big parts of the Middle East what that is like. You ignore those who are anti-science at your peril. If the anti-science people are the only ones doing the talking then their ideas will eventually carry the day no matter how absurd them might be when viewed objectively.

    We don't need to scheme and manipulate to make sure our presentation of science leaves them on the poorest footing to rebut us, because, unless they are using science, their rebuttal is irrelevant.

    Wrong. They don't need to be right for their argument to win the day. Science does not become policy by magic. It requires educating and persuading policy makers, sometimes against their will. Being right is important but not remotely sufficient to ensure that science becomes the basis of policy rather than mysticism and magical thinking.

    1. Re:A scientific hypothesis is not a guess by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "Calling theories"... Hypothesis was used in the quote. In fact "theory" doesn't appear at all. So you're arguing against some other statement.

      "... the simple fact is that much of the modern world would simply not work if the words "hypothesis" and "guess" were equivalent." Incorrect. Reality doesn't give a crap how words are used. You apparently do and are taking umbrage. Fine, just don't act like what you're writing is fact. It isn't.

      "... rather than mysticism and magical thinking." Or hypothesis.

    2. Re:A scientific hypothesis is not a guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reality doesn't give a crap how words are used.

      Reality doesn't care what words we use or how right or wrong we are at describing reality. But engineers and those making products that are designed based on our understanding or reality certainly do care.

    3. Re:A scientific hypothesis is not a guess by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The world would continue on, just as it did before people had a clue about quantum mechanics and general relativity. What wouldn't work is what would happen if we did certain things. GPS is an example; we made it work because what we know about relativity works in this case. Particle accelerators would not work if we were significantly wrong about special relativity or the speed of light. There's lots of electronics we use every day that works because what we understood of quantum mechanics was sufficiently correct.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    4. Re:A scientific hypothesis is not a guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's lots of electronics we use every day that works because what we understood of quantum mechanics was sufficiently correct.

      Electronics works because of what we understood of electricity and magnetism, not 'quantum mechanics', ignoramus.

    5. Re:A scientific hypothesis is not a guess by sjbe · · Score: 1

      Hypothesis was used in the quote. In fact "theory" doesn't appear at all. So you're arguing against some other statement.

      Had you a clue about the scientific process you would know that the word "theory" as it relates to science simply means a well tested version of one or more hypothesis. The words are often used interchangeably though they are technically different mostly in the degree to which they have been substantiated.

      Reality doesn't give a crap how words are used.

      Engineers and scientists do give a crap how words are used because how they are used matters and affects their work.

      You apparently do and are taking umbrage.

      "Umbrage"? No. I'm just an engineer correcting someone who is stating something that is incorrect.

    6. Re:A scientific hypothesis is not a guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electronics works because of what we understood of electricity and magnetism, not 'quantum mechanics', ignoramus.

      Basic electronics, yes, but these days we have semiconductor junctions, diodes, LEDs, lasers, scanning tunneling electron microscopes... all sorts of things that work based on quantum effects.

  18. I second that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I second that.

    Thanks,
    God

  19. I like opening of Big Bang TV show by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Pretty much says same thing as these pictues or Degrasse's Cosmos calender, but with more snapy video.

  20. Then why... by justthinkit · · Score: 1

    Then why is inflation the very first "unsolved problem" on this hefty Wikipedia page?

    Mr. Siegel's wonderfully know-it-all blog post is based on inflation...i.e. the assumed explanation for an unsolved problem.

    --
    I come here for the love
  21. Re:Facts by __aanbvm4272 · · Score: 1

    In my 61 years of asking for answers this is clear; who can say what a fact is except it always leads to other question(s) Kind of like nuclear reaction, only much slower. But don't let all of that genius mentality go to waste. You could look like 'ET' in a few thousand years with huge orbs!