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Rare Ideopathic Encephaly Tied to Higher IQ, Not Lower
Timothy writes Cranial deformation is commonly linked to brain dysfunction; it is one of the most common serious conditions affecting fetal growth. Multiple factors are involved, but in nearly every case on record the result is debilitating; stillbirth or neonatal death are common. A mutation, though, has been observed among members of a New Jersey family which represents a rare case of heritable encephaly tied not to dysfunction, but to higher-than-average intelligence, and with no evident negative health consequences.
Donald R. DeCicco (not his real name) and his wife Prymaat of Paramus, both French-born naturalized U.S. citizens, were born with unremarkable physical characteristics, apart from a specific constellation of physical abnormalities affecting maxillofacial and brain development. In both of their cases, brain development appears to be ordinary, but with all brain lobes occupying a volume that is both larger and narrower than typical. All medical tests (and the couple's success as educated, productive members of society) make it clear that their condition has not prevented ordinary life, and may even have enhanced it; a series of MRI and PET scans conducted by Johns Hopkins researchers indicated that their above-average cerebella are at least as active and neuron-rich as are more run-of-the-mill subjects' brains, and tests of memory, cognition, and reasoning place both DeCicco and Clorhone in the top percentile of American rest subjects. A daughter, Connie, shares both their unusual skeletal growth pattern, and is similarly highly intelligent; perhaps this form of heritable encephaly should be thought of as akin to Marfan syndrome, for its pairing of both high intelligence and a characteristic bone-growth pattern. At least one researcher quoted in the linked article believes that less extreme forms of the same anomaly can be observed in some historical and contemporary figures, citing as examples both Vladimir Putin and actor Richard Belzer as bearing some tendency toward the same characteristic shape.
First described by a family physician and described in the Journal of the Society of the Federal Health Professionals,the condition has been labeled Sandler's Syndrome.
Donald R. DeCicco (not his real name) and his wife Prymaat of Paramus, both French-born naturalized U.S. citizens, were born with unremarkable physical characteristics, apart from a specific constellation of physical abnormalities affecting maxillofacial and brain development. In both of their cases, brain development appears to be ordinary, but with all brain lobes occupying a volume that is both larger and narrower than typical. All medical tests (and the couple's success as educated, productive members of society) make it clear that their condition has not prevented ordinary life, and may even have enhanced it; a series of MRI and PET scans conducted by Johns Hopkins researchers indicated that their above-average cerebella are at least as active and neuron-rich as are more run-of-the-mill subjects' brains, and tests of memory, cognition, and reasoning place both DeCicco and Clorhone in the top percentile of American rest subjects. A daughter, Connie, shares both their unusual skeletal growth pattern, and is similarly highly intelligent; perhaps this form of heritable encephaly should be thought of as akin to Marfan syndrome, for its pairing of both high intelligence and a characteristic bone-growth pattern. At least one researcher quoted in the linked article believes that less extreme forms of the same anomaly can be observed in some historical and contemporary figures, citing as examples both Vladimir Putin and actor Richard Belzer as bearing some tendency toward the same characteristic shape.
First described by a family physician and described in the Journal of the Society of the Federal Health Professionals,the condition has been labeled Sandler's Syndrome.
our cranially deformed overlords.
What choice do I have? It is as if you have grabbed me by the base of my snarglies!
The least you could do is try to goatse us.
Stop it with these idiotic, unimaginative fake stories!
good-bye
Jesus. If ever there was proof positive that Slashdot is overrun with killjoy SJWs, this April Fools is it. I've never seen such a display of painful submission, barely related to tech. A 4th grader wouldn't find these funny.
Now we follow up with this sob story, neo-aspergers savant dreck. Literally, literally submitted by Timothy and approved by samzenpus. Everyone has given up trying to submit stories. Everyone. This place has gone so far downhill it's underground.
Let the record show: If you're running a site about News for Nerds, and you take an editorial stance that shits on video games, you've officially lost your souls. I don't know what finally crushed them, but today's front page is the proof that it is only beaten down, joyless husks of human beings who are left running this place. Such is the fate of those who betray their childhood memories, and side with the insane, the mendacious, and the bullies.
captcha: succumbs
Remember when April 1 Slashdot articles read more like the Onion and less like Weekly World News?
Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
This will all be over tomorrow.
Its Thursday the 2nd. I have not had my coffee yet. Not funny.
I thought this junk was supposed to stop at noon local time. Was it posted from some Pacific Island near the Date Line?
Lets just bring back OMG Ponies every year and be done with it.
Pagans of the world! Hear me now!
Burn.
In.
Hell.
Foeva!
Must consume mass quantities...
The USA is only 4X older than me...perspective
I'm getting the sense that most of you douchebags don't even get the reference. This was actually pretty well done.
that's a dead giveaway.
"perhaps this form of heritable encephaly should be thought of as akin to Marfan syndrome, for its pairing of both high intelligence and a characteristic bone-growth pattern."
SInce when has Marfan syndrome correlated to high intelligence?
Man, the funniest thing about this whole thing is how incredibly angry people are getting. And I thought people were freaking out over beta!
HINT TO EDITORS:
An "April Fools Day" joke should not be something overtly ridiculous. It should be something that misdirects in a clever and misleading way.
- Try something like the "dihydrogen monoxide ban gets on the Aliso Viejo city council's agenda" joke or something similar.
- Another more practical example for everyone is to grab each employee where you work as they arrive and have them call in sick. After a few minutes the management should be frantic.
Listing plot lines from popular sci fi stories as news articles fails so badly on all fronts except for topping the "lame meter". Come on guys. Try something CLEVER! (Oh, and something that is funny would be nice too.)
Putin wouldn't have been able to gain the rank of a KGB colonel in a xenophobic country like the Soviet Union was/is with a deformity. The researcher may have not read about the blunt way Putin interacts with people after the flash lights to state such comparisons. In the related news, childhood brain development have been noticed to diverge into to two separate groups in a study comparing the speed of development of certain brain areas at the East Coast area. The slower development of the brain correlates higher IQ at later life, suggesting a possible stress response or the beginning of speciation among the human population.
I believed it. I was happy because I have a small head. Only after I clicked link to conehead movie I got it .
People are angry because the submissions fucking suck dog dick and each dog shit.
And the fuckerdot slashshit editors are fucking fat greasy homosexuals allowing this fucked dog shit in.
You know what would be a good april fools at slashfuck? no stories. Fuck this shit.
How smart can they really be?
I actually believed this...
No, you're just angry.
Take your meds, have a nap. Come back tomorrow when you are bright and shiny.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Amazingly, when analyzed by an advanced comedic interpreter, this comment is scored as the funniest of the day.
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
A much more literate reference, and more suited to an April Fool's fake story.
sigh....
Yippppeeeeeee!!!!
Ideopathic means from unknown cause. This is clearly congenital.
"citing as examples both Vladimir Putin and actor Richard Belzer as bearing some tendency toward the same characteristic shape"
So is Putin Braniac or Professor X(avier)?
So Phrenology might make its way back into style.
bickerdyke
Caused by ideas? Or did they mean idiopathic?
Larger brain size would mean higher energy consumption by the brain, so it wouldn't be downside-free.
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
Here's a better April Fool's submission: "Slashdot reader has sex!"
(-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.