'Smart Sewer' Project Will Reveal a City's Microbiome
the_newsbeagle writes: Public health officials want to turn streams of sewage into streams of data. A new project in Cambridge, Mass. will equip sewer tunnels with robotic samplers that can routinely collect sewage from 10 different locations. MIT scientists will then analyze the sewage content for early signs of a viral outbreak or a food-borne bacterial illness, and may be able to draw conclusions about specific health trends throughout the city. This Cambridge effort is a proof of concept; the MIT researchers plan to deploy a larger system in Kuwait, where officials are particularly interested in studying obesity and the effectiveness of public health interventions.
finally somebody who appreciatey my shit!
first you fukers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
First in porta-potties at sporting events to capture all the cheaters,
later outside each house, for all the other criminals.
So additives to the water supply and food will be better tracked. Am I the only one who thinks this has insidious undertones?
Lest we forget our current state of affairs wrt privacy, note:
If the police can access the data, they can use it to determine lots of things about you. For example, they can probably detect if there's a meth lab upstream from the current location, and use this as a guide for the placement of more sensors. Eventually they'll narrow it down to a single household, and know where the meth lab is.
They could do this with drug use as well. They could find evidence of, say, cocaine use in the stream and use this to place more sensors, then narrow it down to an individual household. Then see if the household member is in a critical job, such as ambulance driver or surgeon.
They could determine the ethnic profile of individual homes from the food eaten.
They could determine the health of individuals living in individual homes in several ways - detecting diabetes, or obesity, or diet for example. Insurance companies would probably want this information.
And legally, their response would probably be "you have no right to privacy for anything that you flush into the public sewers", or "just as with driving or flying, you can choose not to do it" or some such.
I can see a lot of benefit from doing this (sewer monitoring in India is being used to show that polio has been eradicated), but we really need to get a handle on the privacy implications from the start, before the big abuses begin.
This will be like video cameras: expensive at first, then ubiquitous. Look to see a sensor at the outlet from each home in a couple of decades.
Perms. I love women with perms. I fantasize about them frequently. The ones who can still get a little color to stay in. If the blond dye sticks, yes ma'am, I'll take 'er!
Take 'er straight up to my room at the Excalibur. You've got kids in their 40s, and I've got a thing for the 1970s. I love the '70s, and if you were in style then and just so happen to be a woman, I want to be with you.
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/infomercials/smart-pipe/
I have a feeling the authors of this paper were watching adult swim last year....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
... now, we really do need to encrypt all our shit.
It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
Here's Rob Knight talking about the highlights of recent microbiome research. Amazing stuff.
They can screen the DNA coming down the pipes. They can analyze the average diet. They'll discover that Americans are fat.
These guys are a bit late on the Smart Pipe concept seen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
So, let's be honest here ... this is a project by MIT to tell Yalies once and for all that, yes, your shit does stink.
You know it is. ;-)
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
Money talks, doesn't it?
Kuwait's oil money is so tempting even MIT is for sale ...
Check out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/201...
They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
It will reveal that it has been polluted with glyphosate compounds from Monsanto pesticides used on vegetables and stay active in human crap and produce lethal toxins.