Cosmic Rays Could Reveal Secrets of Lightning On Earth
sciencehabit writes: Despite Benjamin Franklin's best efforts with a kite and a key, the phenomenon of lightning remains a scientific enigma. Now, researchers have developed a new tool that could help them solve some of lightning's mysteries. By using cosmic rays, space-traveling particles that constantly rain down on our atmosphere, scientists report they can peek inside thunderstorms and measure their electric fields, helping them pinpoint the conditions that cause storms' electrical outbursts. The advance could help researchers predict more precisely when and where lightning is most likely to strike and get people out of harm's way in time.
I thought cosmic rays trigger lightning.
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
https://xkcd.com/538/
First thing I thought of was telling my bitch whore of a sister that I forgive her and inviting her out to precisely the spot where lightning would strike...
This doesn't need research, or grants, or unemployed post-docs working on it. It's rain. It's a thunderstorm. Go inside.
Seriously, have we degenerated as a culture to the point where we need scientists telling people to stay inside during a thunderstorm?
Cosmic Rays Could Reveal Secrets of Lightning On Earth
Or maybe they won't
"You will be hit by lightening in 4ms. Take evasive action."
"We know absolutely fuck all about lightening, what the fuck is it? Nobody has the slightest clue. BUT NOW WE ARE GOING TO CRACK IT THANKS TO THIS ONE DISCOVERY"
I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
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It kind of blew his mind. I just explained top level stuff like Marticock, Reza, 20721 but also told him about the volatility and the smell since 1997.
I think the Vlad fanbase just got a bit bigger.
Provided that Lightning never strikes (the same place) twice, just keep statistics and you'll know at least when it won't strike again.
Slashdot, fix the reply notifications... You won't get away with it...
"And we're going to save lives because of this!!!1!!"
lol yes my bad I forgot that bit.
I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
Have you noticed that the pattern of lightning is quite similar to the pattern of cracks in a stone or fault lines inside Terra? Lightning isn't a sparky thing that shoots across a gap. It's actually more like an earthquake along a fault line. The phenomenon we call lightning is what occurs when regions of magnetelectrospacetime have drifted and contorted apart far enough that they can no longer maintain congruity. The separate regions shift and the gaps between them close up an the speed of light. The sound and light is a result of that magnetoelectrospacetime fault line between the differing regions.
tl;dr: Lightning isn't a thing, it's a manifestation of fractures in reality.
Masturbate during a lightning storm.
I have a mile or so of 40ga copper wire and a few model rockets here... What can I do with these two things?
Mostly random stuff.
Here is a presentation by Pim Schellaert (referenced in the article) with some more information:
http://www.lofar.org/wiki/lib/...
I've seen a presentation of their more recent results, but that doesn't seem to be public yet, I can't find a link.
One of the coolest things we did recently with the LOFAR telescope was to observe the Solar Eclipse in real time, I think it has never been done with a radio telescope before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
In general you can find a lot of info about what we're doing with the LOFAR telescope here:
http://www.astron.nl/dailyimag...
and here: http://www.lofar.org/wiki/doku...
RogerWilco the Adventurous Janitor
..also perhaps explain me why Systemd sucks so much?
GO FUCK YOUR STUPID SELF
Think of the children whose lives will be saved.
http://www.acetonestudio.com
Just filler text here, just move along nothing to see...
THE SOFTWARE, IT NO WORKY!!!
While getting killed by lightening strike is far more likely than getting killed by terrorism, there is absolutely no sane reason to "get people out of harm's way", it is just far, far too unlikely to happen to be relevant. Now, making traffic and food safer, that would actually safe lives, but lightening? Madness!
Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.