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Global Business Leaders Say They Don't Know Enough About Technology To Succeed

Lemeowski writes: New Harvard Business Review research finds that only 45% of business leaders surveyed say they personally have the technology knowledge they need to succeed in their jobs. What's more, the survey of 436 global business leaders finds that only 23% are confident their organizations have the knowledge and skills to succeed in the digital aspects of their business. The report says that given the low levels of digital knowledge and skills outside of IT "it's troubling that close to half of all respondents (49%) said their department occasionally or frequently initiates IT projects with little or no direct involvement of IT."

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  1. I have a solution - H1B by ohnocitizen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's have executives compete in the global market!

    1. Re:I have a solution - H1B by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 2

      Shouldn't that be H1E?

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    2. Re:I have a solution - H1B by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Let's have executives compete in the global market!

      I say we have them compete in the Octagon. Cage match. Two executives enter, one executive leaves.

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    3. Re:I have a solution - H1B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer the "twelve in a room, half-bricks under the chairs. First to leave keeps their job." Seems to be unpopular with CEOs though.

    4. Re:I have a solution - H1B by Corporate+T00l · · Score: 3, Informative

      There already is such a path. In the US, it's the L-1A to EB-1C track.

      The L-1A visa is for executive transfers, which means an executive would need to first be hired as an exec in their home country, then transfer a year later.

      The L-1A has a perk different from other L-1 classes in that it's eligibility is matched to the EB-1C green card (meaning their requirements are almost exactly the same), such that L-1A employees will go down the EB-1C path nearly automatically (you need only apply). The EB-1C will get you a full green card in about a year with no lottery and no labor certification (e.g. the part where the H1-B employer needs to go through the process of searching for a local candidate first for the same job).

      The L-1B (which would be like H-1B, transfer for "specialized knowledge" workers) has no such feature and those who move to the US under L-1B need to go through the H-1B process to gain the ability to switch jobs, and then from their begin a long multi-year green card process.

      The reality is that for those at the top, their market is already global.

    5. Re:I have a solution - H1B by davester666 · · Score: 1

      By "succeed", they mean they are pretty sure they could lay off or switch to cheaper labor a large part of their IT department, but they aren't sure...

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    6. Re:I have a solution - H1B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Fire them all and hire cheaper replacements!

      Here's the big issue - you've been able to buy a computer in a store for over 30 years, the Internet has been available to anyone with a middle-class income for 20+, there's thousands of books, websites and training materials available and most CEOs went to the best schools. A lack of tech knowledge is therefore pretty unforgivable, though I guess it explains why tech companies can constantly trot out nonsense & large companies fall for it ("Ooo, let's spend lots of cash on social media!", "Haha, I read on the Internet that in five years we can replace all our staff with robots!", "THE CLOUD!!!!")

    7. Re:I have a solution - H1B by monkeyxpress · · Score: 1

      Hahaha. The executive market is already global. How else do you think they avoid paying tax? The other benefits of being a member of the 'market' is that nobody actually cares whether you just ran your last business into the ground, parachuting out of it on a cloud of shareholder capital just before it imploded, and if you really get completely useless at keeping businesses from imploding they will just give you a cushy government advisor job. Oh and the best bit is that the members of the 'market' set the salaries for each other.

      I think what you probably meant is that they should open the market up to competition from those who aren't members (don't have lots of inherited wealth). Good luck with that.

    8. Re:I have a solution - H1B by r_a_trip · · Score: 1

      A lack of tech knowledge is therefore pretty unforgivable

      Have you ever seen a CEO (or other executive) do something themselves that isn't a braindead easy and canned procedure on a computer? Any time it requires a modicum of application knowledge and a smidge of creativity, they come running to their underlings to delegate the task.

      This is also typical:

      [T]he survey of 436 global business leaders finds that only 23% are confident their organizations have the knowledge and skills to succeed in the digital aspects of their business.

      The organisation as a whole probably has enough knowledge present to adequately cope with digital demands, but this knowledge is never tapped, because most of it isn't formalised in a certificate or diploma, so it doesn't officially exist. Therefore the employees are digital peasants and the company is doomed.

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    9. Re:I have a solution - H1B by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      This is also typical:

      [T]he survey of 436 global business leaders finds that only 23% are confident their organizations have the knowledge and skills to succeed in the digital aspects of their business.

      The organisation as a whole probably has enough knowledge present to adequately cope with digital demands, but this knowledge is never tapped, because most of it isn't formalised in a certificate or diploma, so it doesn't officially exist. Therefore the employees are digital peasants and the company is doomed.

      What's tapping, paying someone outside the IT department market rates to administer the highly specialized, complex software different parts of the business need that the IT department typically doesn't want to give up headcount for because they have a broader mission?

      The software regular IT people deal with is, as a rule, more complex than it needs to be, and specialized business software that can really make a difference to the bottom line requires knowledge of the respective business function and is LUDICROUSLY more complex than it needs to be.

      These digital demands, we're talking about stuff your brightest guys in IT don't even want to touch. So sure, if you think you all can pool your collective PC skills to supplant some overpaid contractors, nobody from your CIO down is stopping you, it just does't work.

  2. I got it! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We need Executives to be replaced with H1-B workers. The shareholders will be pleased. Capitalism demands it!

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    1. Re:I got it! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      We need Executives to be replaced with H1-B workers. The shareholders will be pleased. Capitalism demands it!

      Yeah, but it appears that Capitalism is really demanding that executives be more highly compensated.

      http://www.eveningsun.com/opin...

      Pay for the top 200 executives has gone up 21%. The average in 2014 was $17.6 million.

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    2. Re:I got it! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Simply bizarre. I reallize the a person is going to take what the market will pay them, but it is seriously difficult to imagine that they are worth that much.

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    3. Re:I got it! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I reallize the a person is going to take what the market will pay them, but it is seriously difficult to imagine that they are worth that much.

      Then you really won't want to read about David M. Zaslav, from the Discovery Network and The Learning Channel (former home of the Duggar family and Honey Boo Boo) who's total compensation in 2014 was...$156 million!

      http://www.cnbc.com/id/1026872...

      It is good to be an oligarch.

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    4. Re:I got it! by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      We need Executives to be replaced with H1-B workers. The shareholders will be pleased. Capitalism demands it!

      Yeah, but it appears that Capitalism is really demanding that executives be more highly compensated.

      http://www.eveningsun.com/opin...

      Pay for the top 200 executives has gone up 21%. The average in 2014 was $17.6 million.

      To hell with STEM, lets start pushing business, economics, and leadership training for everyone, there's clearly a supply problem here...

  3. I know about technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yet I'm no global CEO.

    Coincidence?

  4. Perhaps they are starting to realise by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    That it's pretty hard work to make everybody's work easier by using a computer.

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  5. Leaders by itamblyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If they don't know what they are doing, then why are they the leaders?

    1. Re:Leaders by tomhath · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It isn't that they don't know what they're doing. The majority recognize their own limitations and (presumably) seek help in areas where they need it. Nothing wrong with that. It also says a lot that 23% think their own IT organization is incompetent.

      That said, keep in mind two things: this report was sponsored by a company that sells IT services, and no matter what "global business leaders" do, half of them will be below average.

    2. Re:Leaders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      100% of them think that their IT department is incompetent, only 25% would report it because the other 75% think that IT is watching everything that they do

      I would also guess that of the 45% who reported that they have the necessary IT skills, only a small fraction of them actually do and the rest of them are a huge pain in the ass because they cannot even use email without getting phished or plug their laptop into a projector without having an IT person run over the conference room and help them

      They also probably were responsible for redefining IT as a cost center and demonstrating their business prowess by 'reducing costs' by dropping IT staff

    3. Re:Leaders by chipschap · · Score: 2

      If they don't know what they are doing, then why are they the leaders?

      You've answered your own question.

    4. Re:Leaders by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      What possibly makes you think this means they don't know what they are doing? Change the question to "Patent Law, Industrial Relations, Marketing, Geophysics, etc" and the GOOD leader is the one who can turn around and say "I don't know, but I can ask someone who does".

      In any large organisation where IT is critical then a good leader should have someone they can trust who does know IT to tell them what they need to know. To parse down the huge shit-tonne of noise and distil for them the key points. This is the same for their legal department, their accountants, their customer service, their logistics etc.

      The job of your top leader is to pull disparate teams together and achieve a goal. That means that they need to offset the demands of multiple divisions, their challenges and opportunities against each other and decide which path is the best. None of that requires more than a high level understanding of each area.

    5. Re:Leaders by ultranova · · Score: 0

      If they don't know what they are doing, then why are they the leaders?

      Because they have access to the biggest club. They claim Earth's resources as their own, and can back that claim with (outsourced) violence, so everyone else either obeys or starves. Actual competence in using those resources is irrelevant.

      Besides, it's not like they're actually in charge - market logic or the "Invisible Hand" is. They have some leeway in interpreting its will, and particularly competent ones can sometimes even suggest a course of action, but ultimately they are just pampered slaves.

      An executive's job is a purely ritualistic one: they're posing for the public while interpreting orders from high. The only real difference between them and, say, an Aztec high priest is that the Invisible Hand wants its victims starved rather than TempleofDoomed, which is less messy. Well, currently they victims are mostly just made destitute rather than outright killed, but born-again InvisibleHanders are working hard to change that.

      Of course, the real problem with this scenario is that the Invisible Hand is not self-aware and can't think ahead, so the end result is that no one is in charge. Explains a lot, eh?

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    6. Re:Leaders by monkeyxpress · · Score: 1

      In my experiences, leadership is simply being the type of person that people want to follow. Now whether they have any idea where to lead the people once they are following is a different question. Certainly the best leaders also have a solid sense of direction, but it is entirely possible, and rather common, for people to exude the other elements of leadership while lacking this key requirement.

      Where else do you think the entire management consultant business has come from? It is basically the way that corporate leaders generate direction in their businesses due to their own inability to come up with ideas. This is why you do have to respect people like Gates, Jobs and Ellison. At least they could come up with their own corporate strategies that worked (even if you think they are evil).

    7. Re:Leaders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other's competence is often in the eyes of the beholder. People are usually poor judgement of competence across boundaries of company silos. There's also the question what weights most for each role in each competence area. Individual strengths makes the whole judgement a non-linear analysis as well thus making performance chaotic dependent on many non-obvious factors.

      There's little doubt that the ultimate responsibility lies where the money and power lies, so any attempt to blame other departments for organizational shortcomings is just plain irresponsible.

    8. Re:Leaders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they don't know what they are doing, then why are they the leaders?

      Because they have the money and the ancestry. If you thought you were living in a meritocracy, you need to wake up. The world's wealth is divided among plutocrats, oligarchs and aristocrats. There is no reward for ability other than to feed on the scraps left over from the tables of your hereditary lords and masters.

      Jeb Bush for President! Orwell's boot FTW!

    9. Re:Leaders by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      You really think a small fraction of executives have IT Skills?

      If there is a small fraction then it is so small as to be non-existent. The last executive I met who claimed IT skills kept coming down to the IT department and asking us to answer lists of questions, sometimes it was "Can I get someone to write a C++ program to do XYZ?" where XYZ had nothing to do with the job. Come to find out, he was working on a degree in CS and was having the IT group do his homework.

      25 years in the field and I have yet to meet an executive with anything more than the basic windows user skills. The bulk of them consider dual core systems with 2gig of ram and 500g of hard drive space as "Top of the line Desktops"

    10. Re:Leaders by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      If they don't know what they are doing, then why are they the leaders?

      I disagree with others here. If they say they don't know if their organization has the talent to succeed, then indeed they don't know what they're doing.

      Especially those who think their IT dept. is incompetent. What that means is (A) they are wrong, or (B) they are right... which in turn says they made bad hiring decisions and should clean house.

    11. Re:Leaders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cormanust!

    12. Re:Leaders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no matter what "global business leaders" do, half of them will be below average.

      Somebody has no grasp of statistics or what "average" means.

      If all perform identically (by some mesaure), then all are "average".

      If one out of ten scores 40 (by some measure) and the other nine each score 51, only one is below average.

      And so on.

  6. What else is new... by mschaffer · · Score: 5, Funny

    So what else is new? Most "Global Business Leaders" don't know much about anything else, yet some succeed due to blind luck and sheer force of money.

    A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist."I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
    The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

    1. Re:What else is new... by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So what else is new? Most "Global Business Leaders" don't know much about anything else,

      So, you call it an ivory tower when it's intellectual, what do you call it when it's just a tower made of stacked-up money? The reason why "global business leaders" don't know about technology is that they are completely divorced from the daily life that normal humans live. They don't have to know shit, so they don't know shit. Then they want to tell us all about how to be successful. We're always having to endure quotes from Bill Gates or Warren Buffet, who both were born with silver spoons in their mouths, about how we can supposedly be successful — but they actually have no idea how to become successful, because they were born into positions of privilege. We should not give one tenth of one very small shit about what they think about becoming successful, because they never did.

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    2. Re:What else is new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that 40 N 59 W is in the Atlantic Ocean where there is no ground, yeah, I call bollocks.

    3. Re:What else is new... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      She was standing in a boat.

    4. Re:What else is new... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The reason why "global business leaders" don't know about technology is that they are completely divorced from the daily life that normal humans live. They don't have to know shit, so they don't know shit.

      And Carly Fiorina, who Portfolio Magazine named as one of the 20 worst American CEOs in history, now wants to be President of the United States.

      http://economictimes.indiatime...

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    5. Re:What else is new... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      The reason why "global business leaders" don't know about technology is that they are completely divorced from the daily life that normal humans live. They don't have to know shit, so they don't know shit.

      And Carly Fiorina, who Portfolio Magazine named as one of the 20 worst American CEOs in history, now wants to be President of the United States. ...

      She's just upping her game, trying to become the worst American president in history. But she'll find that there's a lot of fierce competition for that title. Can she make it? Stay tuned ...

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    6. Re:What else is new... by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      So, you call it an ivory tower when it's intellectual, what do you call it when it's just a tower made of stacked-up money?

      A money bin.

    7. Re:What else is new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Carly has done as good a job with HP as Obama has done with the country, then she would still be working there

    8. Re:What else is new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck America. It was nice knowing you.

    9. Re:What else is new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I am not so sure it was.

    10. Re:What else is new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the original joke involved a balloon flight across the Atlantic and antagonistic US political parties. Someone adapted it to management versus engineer (with the nice touch of making the engineer a woman) but didn't change the lat/long.

    11. Re:What else is new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on accumulated knowledge over the years (including studies that I have read but cannot cite), I believe that there is a substantial "luck" component to becoming truly wealthy (well, luck in some cases, a willingness to screw people over in others). An individual following exactly the prescriptions of a Warren Buffet or a Bill Gates is unlikely to achieve the same results because the random circumstances will be different.

      What does seem to be true, however, is that you won't even have a chance of achieving success if you don't subscribe to the work hard and try try again philosophies. I have no sympathy for those people who claim that they are justified in not even trying because they are unlikely to get all of the breaks necessary to become truly wealthy, and I resent social programs that end up redistributing what I have managed to amass to such people. I do not have the same antipathy towards those who have truly worked hard and tried, but have met with adverse circumstances nonetheless. But how do you separate these and concentrate the assistance on the ones who deserve it (which makes the same amount of assistance go a lot further than if it is just spread around equally)?

    12. Re: What else is new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Gates' father was a prominent lawyer, and his mother served on the board of directors for First Interstate BancSystem and the United Way. Gates's maternal grandfather was JW Maxwell, a national bank president.

      At 13, he enrolled in the Lakeside School, an exclusive preparatory school & eventually went to Harvard.

      Warren Buffett was the only son of Congressman Howard Buffett, (multi-term) & while he's obviously "hands on" when it comes to business, even when young - and while he didn't get into Harvard - he did attend: the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, the University of Nebraskaâ"Lincoln, Columbia Business School & the New York Institute of Finance.

      Both entered the "workforce" without *any* student loans ir debt of any kind - yea, they're "self made" - the fact that their fathers were rich & white and passed both traits down and both got free, top notch educations and had access to everything this world has to offer had jack-all to do with their success.... pffft

  7. Welcome to outsourcing by Murdoch5 · · Score: 2

    Bring your IT in house and only hire the A+ IT guys, not by grade, but by skill.

    1. Re:Welcome to outsourcing by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      This. Also, here's a telltale quote:

      The report says that given the low levels of digital knowledge and skills outside of IT [..]

      When I first started working, IT was more closely interwoven with the business functions. Gradually, IT was separated into its own department, parts of it were outsourced, and the work was more compartimentalized (moving from individual generalists to fully interchangable specialists). To be sure this has had positive effects: in my own experience the level of professionalism has gone way up and there are far fewer ninja projects and hobby departments. But the downside has been that IT has lost touch with the business almost completely, and the amount of red tape is staggering.

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    2. Re:Welcome to outsourcing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly IT departments need more ninjas. And ninja projects. But mostly just ninjas.

    3. Re:Welcome to outsourcing by DUdsen · · Score: 1

      But the downside has been that IT has lost touch with the business almost completely, and the amount of red tape is staggering.

      But were the downsides really accidental or a well understood consequence of a deliberate decision by the "Board of directors"? The red tape might be there on purpose to keep "junior management" from getting sucked in by the constant hype being pushed by "the press" for gadgets and bespoke IT solutions.

      Most of the potential IT productivity gains for "traditional industries" might have been realised as far back as the mid 90ies, when all inventory, order processing and accounting were digitized, so a deliberate strategy to hold back and make do with cheaper commodity tools rather then try to fit everything to every niche inside the company, might release funds for other more important projects outside of IT.

      Sure there are changes but were pretty far down the curve of diminishing returns that every new technology follows, so new innovations in IT have less of an effect then the innovations of the past.

    4. Re:Welcome to outsourcing by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      That's a very good observation, and I suppose that in some cases the strict and deliberate split of Business and IT was done to keep departments from going off and setting up all manner of rogue IT projects. I have seen other specific measures being taken to prevent just that sort of thing. However, I see the exact same organisational trends in companies that profess to continuously improve their ways of doing business through innovative IT. In those cases, the downside is very real, and as far as I can see not very well understood or even recognized. Big IT-driven change projects and pilots of innovative technology are enthusiastically started, but fail to deliver the potential business benefits because of a lack of IT knowledge of management on the steering committee, and because of a lack of intimacy between business and IT.

      I'd argue that there are still big gains being made with new IT; the need for continued innovation is still there. For starters, replacing traditional inventory and accounting with computer based solutions hasn't been a big bang where all the benefits were realized in a short time. These things evolved from basic isolated solutions, adding bar codes and inventory tracking, automated warehouses, JIT logistics, ERP, standardisation in integration tech that allows easy outsourcing of payroll and other business processes, etc. And this process continues. My current client suffers from the stuff I described above, but that doesn't mean that all their projects fail, and we've seen some significant tangible benefits coming out of the use of mobile devices, new ways of learning and providing support, a shift to SAAS, virtualisation, web-based solutions (thin client), and they even still develop some bespoke software that gives them a real competitive edge. They go for "commodity tools" in the sense that their strategy is to "buy not build" where possible, but the stuff they buy is being improved upon all the time, and even SAAS solutions do not free you from having to have at least some knowledge of IT when rolling them out into the organisation.

      Keep in mind that innovation doesn't mean operating on the bleeding edge of tech or inventing your own stuff, in most cases it means adjusting your organisation and the way you do business to take advantage of advances being made in tech that is already available as "boring" commodity software or services.

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  8. Nepotism by rtb61 · · Score: 1

    We are suffering for generational nepotism of the worst sort. That period where the psychopaths of wall street were marrying the narcissists of Hollywood and producing a generation of, 'holy crap what a fiscal disaster'. The Paris Hilton (sorry to pick on some one in particular but hey, you want to make yourself famous for being it, then that is what you are going to be known for) generations.

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    1. Re:Nepotism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, yeah, blame the next generation for everything wrong with the world. Don't worry your forefathers did it to. Keep blaming everyone else than yourself and you won't change a thing, just how you guys like it.

    2. Re:Nepotism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same in the UK. Private school 'we know better than you' types infest everywhere and use the media to convince the masses that their fuckwittery is actually a sign of superior intelligence and breeding.

    3. Re:Nepotism by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the new Versailles.

      Of course, the good news is that we know how that ended.

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  9. A consultant's experience by Matt.Battey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In my experience as a consultant, this is the case because Business Managers don't trust IT because:

    1) The IT department inserts (perceived) too many non functional requirements on a project increasing cost or schedule.
    1.a) (Perceived) The IT department doesn't care about the needs of the Business Manager's daily business.
    2) Internally the IT department did not deliver on it's own projects within cost or schedule.
    3) There's no way that an employee could be as smart as a consultant.

    Having been a former IT employee and now a consultant, points 1, 1.a, & 2 are valid, point 3 is just bunk. Now being an consultant, I prefer to work with Business Managers because:

    1) Business Managers have a vested interested in seeing a vendor project complete, where as IT typically does not, it's not their money or idea.
    2) Business Managers will make time to meet with a vendor, where as IT typically think of vendors as hired hands, about as valuable as the lady who vaccuumes the floors every night.

    1. Re: A consultant's experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an an house IT person, I will give some opinions about consultants that do not involve IT. We still have our day jobs and are not dedicated to your one project you are consulting on. Once you leave, we are stuck with what you promised and left behind to manage and maintain for years while you are looong gone.

    2. Re:A consultant's experience by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Funny that, your point 2 is in direct contradiction to point 1a. You are effectively stating that your needs as the vendor are more important than the needs of the customer organisation.

      Apparently you're a good example of "there's money to be made prolonging the problem".

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    3. Re:A consultant's experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is where the business manager and the vendor making decisions makes the IT look bad.
      Let's say you want a new document management system. Neither the vendor or the business manager is really sure of the overall size of the documents, the amount of people accessing them, and the systems in place to back them up. The vendor offers this awesome new product that stores data in SQL blobs, provides awesome search capabilities and business analytics, it has a piece that people can access on their smartphones. Near the end the IT department gets involved. Turns out you have 50TB of documents to manage and people are accessing them from all of your corporate locations around the globe. To get those documents into SQL instead of the existing relatively cheap unstructured data format it is on now requires about 10-15x the IO and iops and the costs balloon. You also need additional bandwidth between your offices to make the response time acceptable. Another business unit in the company has very specific software that does some work with the existing document system. That does not work well with this proposed system. The business sees this as an IT roadblock and an IT problem and the additional costs are IT's fault.

  10. Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The solution is to give them more money...

    1. Re:Let me guess... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      The solution is to give them more money...

      Except that's rapidly becoming non-viable, since over the past few decades, they've succeeding in capturing most of the money that exists and sequestering it so it's out of reach of the other 99% of us. Soon they'll have to find another approach if they want to continue capturing the money supply as they have been doing.

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    2. Re:Let me guess... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Government contracts. After all, when you can print your own money spending a hundred mill or two over what you actually have isn't really noticeable...

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  11. Typical by Crimey+McBiggles · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem I've seen happen over and over again is when the boss decides it's much simpler to bypass the technology department, create something as a rapidly developed prototype, and then leave the tech department to cleanup the aftermath. Maybe the IT department got a reputation for making things overly complicated, or they find communication with their own experts too difficult because they lean on the side of realism rather than optimism. In either case, the companies that act this way clearly do not have leaders who have confidence in their own people, and will repeatedly go through new staff for their "technology department" which would be better labeled "cost center" as far as any of said leaders are concerned.

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    1. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is only one problem that creates this type of situation. The fault lies solely with the project manager and managers:

      Including key generalist IT personell and non-functional test-lead at earliest opportunity in the project.

      Earliest opportunity should mean even before project development starts!

      Do this and make sure of ownership. Then no project failure will be "because of IT", which basically translates to the "go-live and production maintenance-stage".
      The next bottleneck is the development-stage if the shop is not using agile/scrum yet, and then testing if the shop is not using DevOps yet.
      After that? DevOps should mean involvement of right people at all times, so in theory should ensure better quality overall. The practice is not solidifed yet though, but it's what "we've" been saying for years. It's just that finally, someone started to listen..

      On the downside, the larger the organisation, the more incentive people will have to disrupt cooperation and create silos and information-draughts solely for their own benefit. Larger organisations tend to grow into dinosaurs that stifle innovation and progress, especially when mismanaged. They can also become beneficial, if management succeeds in constant renewal of accountability, mission and provided services.

      Blaming ITIL or "procedures" is just ignorant: No organisation should change or do maintenance on their IT infrastructure without some sort of tracking. If IT started doing changes and forgetting what it did, it'd be hung internally! ITIL is just recorded "Best Practice" of the very best organizations worldwide. There's few other options to do things very differently since you then lose important information and processes that you'll soon discover you'll need anyways. ITIL can be scaled down to almost nothing though, if you want less out of it. Alot can be automated and made more userfriendly, however, this is rarely the priority of management too even though it should be. Nothing will make work-prioritization unnecessary either, since time and resources are never infinite.

      Basically, clueless business managers want the more efficient results of IT, but without the responsibility to manage this power responsibly or knowing how to best find value from IT. They want success handed on a platter while grabbing for more and more power. Management stuck in such rut is no longer fit for what the duty really requires. The most innovative and revolutionary companies today have technocratic and meritocratic leadership.

      The best thing managers can start doing is talk to their collegues, do research and introduce the next cutting-edge technology / processes while managing cross-functional teams across silos. Create incentives for innovation and engagement instead of waiting for "something to happen" from people whose every initiative will inevitably be sabotaged by management itself.

  12. This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most CEOs don't know enough about anything, except the cost of hookers & blow.

    1. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And self-promotion.

      And justification for why they personally deserve millions despite being worse than their lesser-paid peers from fifty years ago.

  13. An aid or a barrier? by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "it's troubling that close to half of all respondents (49%) said their department occasionally or frequently initiates IT projects with little or no direct involvement of IT."

    That's typically because many IT departments rarely add value to what other departments are trying to accomplish. A good IT department's role is to facilitate and support the activities of other departments. Their job should be to ask "how can I help you accomplish your tasks?" The problem is that too many IT departments think their primary task is to control the network and IT resources without much regard paid to what other departments are trying to accomplish with those resources. IT too often thinks of itself as an end rather than a means. So it should surprise no one that many departments in many companies regard IT as a barrier to be worked around rather than a partner ready and willing to help.

    1. Re:An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I guess it depends on your job description - if my job is to keep the network running and in good shape then that is the ends - The means other people chose to put it to use isnt,

    2. Re:An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is this fictional IT department that has enough staff to have them walking around and talking to the users? I'd like to work there! Truthfully, I don't think I've ever had an IT job where I didn't have 10+ "critical to get done yesterday" tickets attached to my name. Let alone the really crappy ones that wouldn't "track" the tickets and just kept randomly asking you why such and such wasn't done yet and asking why you were wasting time on the item they asked you about the day before....

    3. Re:An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      it is more like, "how can I help you accomplish your tasks, within all the internal business requirements your department and others insist we follow, external legal requirements we are uniquely held to task for, etc., and all the other level 1 requests the other departments besides yours that are competing for our attention"?

      well, IT *is* an end as well as a means. You see no problem requesting 10TB more storage for the SAN. Bet the CFO will want a say in that significant purchase. etc. But no one sees the CFO and all the accounting rules, etc. that need to be jumped through, as an impediment...

    4. Re: An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I work there, in IT. We aren't trying to lord over just the computers. We are only staffed at an adaquate level to only keep the computer and network running. We would love to help you innovate, but realize if we don't at least keep the lights on of what you have now we will have real issues. Please let us staff at a better level so we can do both. Running around us and dumping your next 1/2 baked rogue project on us just exasperates the issues.

    5. Re:An aid or a barrier? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      At our company we outsource all of our IT. All projects are run by the actual users. This works perfectly. 'IT' handles the things that we know they're good at: keeping the email up and running, maintaining servers, troubleshooting workstations etc. The users do what they're good at: solving industry specific problems.

      I wouldn't bother contacting our IT before starting a project because the only requests I'll have for IT are possibly provisioning a new ______ server that we need for the project or having them integrate our development server into the network. Once we've got a project up and running we can then do a handoff meeting with IT on what they need to know to keep it running. "This service needs a _____ box with a _____ connection to the network. If the box dies, re-install ______ and configure _____ service like _____." They can then handle maintenance. For our company, IT is essentially a Colocation service.

    6. Re:An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      From what i've seen, security takes too much effort, make it easy... later on, they hacked us, you didn't stop them, goodbye

    7. Re:An aid or a barrier? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that too many IT departments think their primary task is to control the network and IT resources without much regard paid to what other departments are trying to accomplish with those resources.

      That's what the fuckups always say. I worked for a web design/hosting startup as the network manager. The boss' buddy set up an FTP server and it immediately got owned and we became a warez site. We don't want control of this stuff because we're control freaks. We want control of this stuff so that someone else doesn't get it horribly wrong.

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    8. Re: An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it be better if the half-baked rogue project were instead a ninja project? Half-baked or otherwise. Discuss!

    9. Re:An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly that was a situation that called for more ninjas.

      And hey, at least you can enjoy a warez site, right?

    10. Re:An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it should surprise no one that many departments in many companies regard IT as a barrier to be worked around rather than a partner ready and willing to help.

      This is directly the job of management to mend. The head of IT, whoever his boss is, all the way to the CEO. Their job to signal this and do something about it. This is what management is for.

      That this often doesn't work is therefore entirely the CEO's fault for having failed to spot and mend this problem in the fabric of the company. How he does it is up to him, but not doing it, or trying and not succeeding, are both entirely his fault. The buck stops with him.

      And indeed, it does happen that CEOs don't even understand this. I know this first-hand, sadly, on the receiving end as the sole IT guy in a growing-after-imploding company getting nothing but shit from the CEO and his CxO cronies. 70 people in the entire company and yet five layers of management above me, spanning continents twice. That's after they finally noticed there was exactly no management connection with IT at all for about a year. Thanks so much for the burn-out, guys.

    11. Re:An aid or a barrier? by nosfucious · · Score: 1

      Rarely, if ever, does an IT department have what might be called an Engineering or a Projects department.

      There are normally more than enough break-fix type tickets from EVERY department to cover all the permanent staff. Plus there is stuff like compliance, routine maintenance, etc that outsiders never see but eat away so much time. And then various managers (1) cut the IT budgets so tools and resources are taken away while (2) complaining that IT isn't agile and responsive enough.

      Speak to the IT manager. Pay for dedicated resources within the IT department. I'm sure a competent IT manager would be ready to oblige. Remember your cheque book.

      (All spelling mistakes due to too small a monitor running on too few coffees today).

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    12. Re:An aid or a barrier? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      GP makes a good point though, and actually both IT and the business often perceive the IT department as "plumbing". Something that just has to work: the plumber keeps the toilets from getting clogged, and IT keeps the servers from being owned. If that is how IT sees themselves, they'll become a "no" department with no added value.

      If a business guy tells you: "I need an FTP server", your answer shouldn't be "no way in hell", but "what is it you really need?". Understand what their business need is, then offer your expertise to set up the right technology for the job to meet that need. And it goes further: if you understand their business, you can take the initiative and bring new tech to their attention and show them how it will help them to do things better, faster or cheaper. Many IT departments don't do that often enough or well enough.

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    13. Re:An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you're IT, and you're spending extra on collocation. And you also work an "industry specific" job. Do you like working two jobs and being paid for only one or doing each only half as well as you might otherwise?
      Oh, you're not IT, you say. View it as an epithet, do you? Well then hope against hope that your collocation service fixes the glaring security holes you leave in the dev servers you shift into prod. They won't, but hope feels better than constant dread.

    14. Re:An aid or a barrier? by coofercat · · Score: 1

      In my experience, IT gets zero priority elsewhere in the business. It's rare you'd ever get a really clear business case for work, and so it's rare you ever get any traction from elsewhere when you need it.

      As an example, say you've got $pileofshit software that's umpteen years old, not used by very much and all the people who ever knew anything about it have left. Probably the "best thing" (for different views of "best") would be to schedule some dev work over the next few months/quarters to get rid of the legacy and move over to new stuff. That would give the remaining users of it the benefits of whatever replaced it, and gets rid of a management headache for the IT folks. Seems pretty reasonable, right? Well, not so much once it goes out "to the business". You'll get comments like "well, it seems to be working, right?", "if it ain't broke don't fix it" and "we've got higher priorities right now" etc, without anyone thinking about it in any depth at all. A more enlightened view would be to say "get rid of the legacy and it means the IT folk can be more nimble", but I've yet to really see anyone ever think like that.

      It could be that all the IT departments I've ever worked at all just talk techno-babble to the rest of the organisation and so no one understands our awesome wisdom. It might be that I'm a perfectionist that expects every last little scrap of a problem to be eradicated. Or maybe, just maybe, the rest of the organisation just can't quite meet IT half-way and think outside their own little bubbles because "IT is too hard"?

      So it seems to me that if an organisation has a problem with its IT department, it should probably look at itself as much as it looks at IT. Just as your finance people can't keep track of the money if you never keep any receipts, your IT department can't do every single thing you ask without question. If they're not doing what you need, you're not "working" them right.

    15. Re:An aid or a barrier? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      GP makes a good point though, and actually both IT and the business often perceive the IT department as "plumbing".

      Yeah, that's not the problem. The IT department is plumbing. The problem is that shitting is considered essential, so nobody grumbles about paying for plumbing because they know they need to shit, but nobody seems to realize that IT is also essential. It's not a value-add, it's a value-enabler. Without it, you don't have a business.

      If a business guy tells you: "I need an FTP server", your answer shouldn't be "no way in hell", but "what is it you really need?".

      They didn't even ask, they just set it up, and then it got owned because they didn't know half as much as they thought they did. And that's why we IT workers don't want people thinking they know what they're doing. Mostly they don't.

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    16. Re:An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's typical to blame the IT department, however, if you try and talk to people and show some interest in what they're doing, most often they do not have the time or feel intimidated that their job might be taken over somehow. All too often people are not interested in talking with IT. There's also the problem of the Linux zealot installing rogue Linux-installations and printer-servers everywhere in order to "help people", and then leaves it for someone else to pick up the pieces. So such strategic planning is really mostly a manager's job, although for trivial issues and for limited already agreen-upon scope, user feedback works for ie. raising tickets for improvements and requesting error corrections etc.

      If the business excludes IT and is not interested investing in IT, then how can it expect involvement from IT?
      Any other professional vendor would not take the contract for zero pay and all the risk either.

    17. Re:An aid or a barrier? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And hey, at least you can enjoy a warez site, right?

      Oh no, the absolute best part was that because the guy was the boss' friend, I didn't even get to do the post-mortem on the machine that got owned, which means I didn't even get access to the warez. Well, no. The absolute best part was that I got blamed for the server existing, because stuff like that was my job. Lesson learned: firewall outgoing traffic, even in a small org where surely that would be more hassle than it would provide actual technical reward? (I could literally walk to all the desks and had only one person beneath me.) Be more BOFH, not less, because that is the only way to CYA. And if people don't like it, they ought to remember that they get the IT department that they deserve.

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    18. Re:An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw this for many years in the Radio business. When I needed something/something to be done, if IT got in the way they would usually ask "what is this for?" My reply - "It's for $10,000 in new revenue." That would shut them up, and get the effort moving forward.

    19. Re: An aid or a barrier? by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

      ninja

      One group where I work has started calling them "SEAL Teams" :-/

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    20. Re:An aid or a barrier? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Oh, you're not IT, you say. View it as an epithet, do you? Well then hope against hope that your collocation service fixes the glaring security holes you leave in the dev servers you shift into prod.

      I don't view IT as an epithet I view it as a specific skillset that we don't need full time in house. IT is about being an expert at OS, Network and Database management. If we want to deploy openstack, we call our contract IT company. If our fileserver goes down, we call IT. If we are seeing a performance bottleneck in our network we call IT.

      Everybody else though is focused on a completely different task, making great visual effects. To do that we write tools to assist artists, streamline workflow and automate time consuming tasks.

      If I have trouble with a linux box I call a kickass IT guy who knows Linux backwards and forwards. If I need someone to streamline the workflow for managing a VFX sequence with 800 assets with evolving character rigs and ensuring that an animator can transfer their animation to a new rig I'm not going to IT I'm going to a technical artist who has deep domain knowledge on both character animation and rigging.

      If that developer decides that they need a database to track animations between versions they will probably develop on a database on their local workstation. When they're happy and want to move it to production then we meet with IT, tell them "We'll have 40 users with about 10,000 requests per minute." They'll recommend hardware or say that an existing server can handle it and deploy a production ready database. They'll ensure it fits in with our existing security policies, firewalls, access rights etc and then handle maintenance and backup.

      Just because someone touches a computer doesn't make them "IT". Not because IT is an insult but because it would redefine the role too broadly. Would you call a technical animator who works on developing fluid simulations an IT person? No.

      Similarly someone who works on the Unreal Engine's source isn't in "IT" they are a developer. They are working on very specific problems unique to computer graphics or audio or AI or Animation etc. The person though who ensures that developer has the infrastructure they need isn't someone to be looked down on, they're just in a very different role. However when that developer says that they need 10TB of shared storage at 400MB/s to 5 users then you call IT. That's specifically *not* working two jobs that's using people where they are most productive. I see the hierarchy as such:

      Physicists - Develop principles.
      Fabrication Experts - User principles of physics to create better chips.
      Chip Designers - Design processors which can "do work".
      Fundamental Software Developers - Write the software to expose the hardware to regular developers. (OS, Drivers, File Systems, Runtimes, Networking Stacks, Compilers etc, Databases, etc.)
      IT - Deploys and maintains the hardware designed by Chip Designers and software by the Systems Engineers doing the low level fundamental work necessary.
      Developers - Those who write functional software to solve specific problems.
      Users - People who use the software.

      As I see it a fab engineer should understand physics, a chip designer should understand the limitations of fabrication, a systems engineer should understand chip design, IT should understand drivers and other low level systems engineering, Developers should know how to do limited deployments of their development environment.
      Users should ideally be able to write tools to solve their problems.

      But to use the obligatory car analogy, I'm not going to call a civil engineer to consult on how to tune the steering on a race car. I will call them and have them design a great race track to drive the car on, but their role is one of deploying and repairing infrastructure for cars to drive on, not to design the cars except where the two overlap by necessity.

    21. Re:An aid or a barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +500

    22. Re:An aid or a barrier? by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      I don't view IT as an epithet I view it as a specific skillset that we don't need full time in house. IT is about being an expert at OS, Network and Database management. If we want to deploy openstack, we call our contract IT company. If our fileserver goes down, we call IT. If we are seeing a performance bottleneck in our network we call IT.

      Everybody else though is focused on a completely different task, making great visual effects. To do that we write tools to assist artists, streamline workflow and automate time consuming tasks.

      Are you even aware that there are businesses outside of hi-tech industries, or business functions that are not obviously hi-tech?
      No, you're not classic IT, but you're not far from it either.

      Who deals with ediscovery software, your legal or generic OS/networking IT?
      Payroll software, is that your HR or OS/networking IT?
      ERP, accounting, marketing, sales, business intelligence, customer support, etc.

      Are all those teams equally equipped with tech-ninjas or has every facet of the company that doesn't deal with making visual effects been outsourced too?
      How is your company NOT full of technical consultants and contractors?
      What about other businesses, logistics, fraud, risk, billing, patient records, photography, blah blah blah blah... these are not all on the same page in the technical spectrum.

      Fucking developers, I swear. The fact you even know what Linux is makes you such an outlier and you don't even know it.
      Technology benefits more than just companies that "make great visual effects" ... I should have just said that and saved a lot of typing.
      The problem is even if more business leaders understood technology, the solutions are just awful.

    23. Re:An aid or a barrier? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      And why would the accounting department or HR consult with IT before purchasing accounting or sales or HR software? My fiancee is a school registrar. She understands the software she uses very well and is an expert within the limited domain of school registration and billing software. Why would she call their school's IT contracted company to consult before picking out a hypothetical new replacement piece of software to do her job.

      Fucking developers, I swear. The fact you even know what Linux is makes you such an outlier and you don't even know it. Technology benefits more than just companies that "make great visual effects" ... I should have just said that and saved a lot of typing.

      Fucking IT, I swear. The fact that you know how to manage a server, fix a RAID or setup a router doesn't make you an expert on ever fucking aspect of technology in the universe. I'm incredibly technologically proficient but there is no reason my fiancee would consult with me on what software to use to do her job. Ideally she would design her own software, in the real world she would find a developer and have them make software that meets her needs but most likely she'll just have to shop on the market for a commercial product already available. None of those scenarios though need any input from IT.

  14. Excellent News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This as awesome news because it means there's room for startups to be more efficient and compete with the goliaths.
    These big lumbering goliath organizations move like icebergs. I don't know how things are in the rest of the world, but here in Australia you can go to the websites of our biggest and oldest retailers and find you can't even view their products let alone order them. Quite amazing since it's 2015.

  15. Your two viewpoints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    both are showing the same thing: A disconnect of interests.

    Now, whose job again was it to connect them, "align the noses" and get the great wheels turning?
    Whose job again was it to pick what requirements at what levels? Whenever the project goes under in requirements hell it is because the wrong people made the wrong decisions on the wrong levels, or even failed to make any real choices at all.
    Whose job again was it to hire people to do all that on various levels, and organise them in the various departments?

    Consultancy is useful basically to paper over failures in the fabric of the organisation. But that only gets you so far. It isn't failing to understand the technology that's tripping up CEOs. It's failure to understand their own job, that of management.

    1. Re:Your two viewpoints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume that expensive IT resources are part of the fabric of the organization

      Business managers would rather not carry the retirement expense of pricey employees when they can bring in consultants and let them go without any threat of lawsuits etc

    2. Re:Your two viewpoints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Business managers would rather not carry the retirement expense of pricey employees when they can bring in consultants and let them go without any threat of lawsuits etc

      Remember that next time a vendor locks in your company infrastructure (cloud), critical business processes (services) and capacity for agile innovation (dev/testing). Trusting external entities into your core business while undermining your own organization's strengths and ownership might suddenly make your own existence irrelevant too! Not to mention the recurring costs of constantly retraining new consultants and leaking intimate business intel..

      Captcha: fascism

  16. Leadership by Livius · · Score: 1

    Business leaders are not there to 'know enough' about technology. Their function is to hire the right experts to do that.

    Of course, listening to those experts and making an effort to understand their recommendations *is* part of the leader's role.

    1. Re:Leadership by PPH · · Score: 1

      So the CEO hires a CIO to handle al the information systems stuff. And if he wants to kno what's going on, he pops into the CIO's office and asks.

      Unless you are working in an information systems company, the IT department is not a stepping stone to the CEO job. That would be someone from engineering, sales, maybe finance or legal. And the CIO knows this. He and his staff are just cogs in the wheel. Where he can make an impression (but not at his company) is to deliver his companies IT needs into the hands of various vendors and consultants. And once he is finished, he can hop over to a cushy job with one of them. And since they are in the IT business, he stands a change of getting the top job.

      To the IT workers and their customers (users and other department heads), the CIO's goals often run at cross purposes to their daily efforts. They simply need to get some job done while the CIO is trying to make a name for himself by either running a big heroic IT re-engineering effort or delivering his company into the hands of some cloud service (where he hopes to get hired on). And this is the person the company CEO depends upon for advice.

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    2. Re:Leadership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the CEO hires a CIO to handle al the information systems stuff.

      That is unfortunately the way that has led to the "Only 45% of business leaders surveyed say they personally have the technology knowledge they need to succeed in their jobs." situation.

      I think most people here have seen that many companies thinks of their trained employees as replaceable equipment, that is partly why outsourcing became popular, why use expensive in-house people when you can just let someone else do it cheaper. This kind of reasoning doesn't take into consideration that if it were true, anyone could become your worst competitor any moment by just taking a loan buying a lot of equipment and outsource the work.
      The value in a company, what makes it different from anyone who wants to compete, is the know-how of the people who works there. In particular those who have been with the company for a long time. They know what needs to be done and why.

      Unfortunately the trend have been no different for business leaders. Companies think of the as easily replaceable. If you throw one out you just hire a new one, directly to that position.
      The more successful companies promote internally, not to reward the people who work there, but to get leaders that knows how the company works.
      This isn't a key to success by itself. Not everyone becomes a good business leader. It helps if the company also sends the person to leadership training and ideally helps out with some extra studies. It is very helpful to have both an engineering degree and a business degree if you are going to lead a tech company.
      For internal promotion to really work well it helps if the previous leader "groomed" the new one into the position so that the inevitable mistakes happened gradually and under controlled circumstances.

  17. The problem with IT departments? by nickweller · · Score: 1

    "The problem is that too many IT departments think their primary task is to control the network and IT resources without much regard paid to what other departments are trying to accomplish with those resources. IT too often thinks of itself as an end rather than a means. So it should surprise no one that many departments in many companies regard IT as a barrier to be worked around rather than a partner ready and willing to help."

    No, the problem is that because the business 'leaders' fear being found out that they are largely clueless, they marginalize their own IT people. Instead they hire in consultants at great expense and impose some half-arsed 'solution' onto the company. Do any IT people here seriously consider they have any real input into company policy.

  18. What? This is a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just look at the number of ways your typical application gets screwed up every time they release a new version. The most competent people are working at the call centers and they couldn't tell you the difference between climate and weather!

  19. Indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We know.

  20. Business understands the visible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If one were building a skyscraper, certain aspects would be obvious -- even to management. Before installing the paneling in the penthouse, a foundation must be created and the parts of the building between the ground and the upper floors need some measure of completeness. And so on... to a great extent we all recognize what a building looks like and what minimum functions are needed. And we have millennia of practice in making things that mostly work...

    IT is under no such constraints -- all the users (and phbs) see is the surface, the real guts are invisible. What is worse, IT is driven by fashion that changes with the seasons --- and technologies are frequently renamed and marketed anew as the latest great thing, and what you used to do is now hopelessly obsolete. So refactoring because skirts are short this season is as powerful a force as refactoring because the old ideas didn't work. This is nonsense to be sure -- there is slow progress but the hype tends to obscure it. And while re-usability through shared code has crept along, IT is a long way from the degree of standardization in the building trades.

    So yes, from the perspective of IT, business management are technical idiots -- but IT has worked hard to keep it that way. High priests have much more cache than technicians.

     

  21. Why no trust in the IT department? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    That's what the fuckups always say.

    This is EXACTLY the arrogant attitude that makes people not want to deal with their IT department.

    I worked for a web design/hosting startup as the network manager. The boss' buddy set up an FTP server and it immediately got owned and we became a warez site

    The question you should be asking is why didn't he go to his IT department first? Why didn't he trust them to listen to what he wanted and make it happen? There has to be a reason he thought his buddy would be more helpful. This is exactly what I would expect to see when people regard the IT department as an obstacle.

    We don't want control of this stuff because we're control freaks. We want control of this stuff so that someone else doesn't get it horribly wrong.

    First off I've dealt with WAY too many IT departments who actually ARE control freaks. Anecdotal to be sure but it's not hard to find examples. Second, you are missing the point. Yes IT can help get it right but that is not the problem. The problem is that they are seen as a barrier rather than an aid. They say "no" rather than "why don't we try this instead". I've seen far too many IT departments that treat their users as a burden to be endured rather than valued customers.

    1. Re:Why no trust in the IT department? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The question you should be asking is why didn't he go to his IT department first?

      Yeah, I asked that question, I didn't get an answer. As it turned out it had entirely to do with him being a) arrogant and b) buddy-buddy with the boss, so he got away with it. He was just a special snowflake who thought he knew better than me, but he was obviously wrong. But he went to school with the boss.

      There has to be a reason he thought his buddy would be more helpful.

      You misread that. He undertook to raise the server on his own, he got away with creating a warez site by doing something I was supposed to do because he was friends with the boss.

      Yes IT can help get it right but that is not the problem. The problem is that they are seen as a barrier rather than an aid. They say "no" rather than "why don't we try this instead".

      Bullshit. They say no to specific requests which are stupid. They don't say no when you come to them and ask them how you can accomplish something. You're upset for the IT department not answering the right questions when they're being asked the wrong ones. Stop coming to the IT department like you know what you're doing, tell them what you need to do, and you'll get the results you're looking for. Also, come to them when you first know that you have an IT need, not at the last minute. You're creating your own problems.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  22. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, so nearly half of the CEOs that are being paid millions, have admitted they don't have the skills required to do their jobs properly?

    Imagine for a moment that you told your manager you didn't have the skills to do your job.

  23. Trust in the IT department by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's not the problem. The IT department is plumbing. The problem is that shitting is considered essential, so nobody grumbles about paying for plumbing because they know they need to shit, but nobody seems to realize that IT is also essential. It's not a value-add, it's a value-enabler. Without it, you don't have a business.

    Every job is (or should be) vital to the company. Accounting isn't value added activity but it certainly is vital. Inventory management isn't value added but it certainly is vital. Of course IT is a sort of plumbing in a figurative sense. But the maintenance department which does real plumbing doesn't belittle company employees for not knowing how to hook up a toilet. They aren't perceived as a barrier to be worked around and there is a reason for that. IT departments far too often get in the way and are needlessly difficult to work with. What they do is important but it isn't the only important thing going on in a company.

    They didn't even ask, they just set it up, and then it got owned because they didn't know half as much as they thought they did. And that's why we IT workers don't want people thinking they know what they're doing. Mostly they don't.

    You're missing the important question which is WHY didn't the guy trust his IT department to handle it? Why did he feel the need to go around them in the first place? Whether he knew what he was doing or not is mostly irrelevant. The problem is that he didn't trust his IT department so he went around them. THAT is the root of the problem. The fact that he got owned later on is merely the symptom of the problem.

    1. Re:Trust in the IT department by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that he didn't trust his IT department so he went around them. THAT is the root of the problem.

      Yeah, his trust issues caused me a problem.

      The fact that he got owned later on is merely the symptom of the problem.

      No, the fact it got owned later on is how we know he's not as smart as he thinks he is.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  24. No stupid requests. Sometimes inquisitive idiots. by sjbe · · Score: 1

    They say no to specific requests which are stupid.

    I truly wish that were always true. Problem is that it isn't far too often. I've experienced first hand IT departments (usually in larger companies though not always) deny very practical reasonable requests made nicely because it "wasn't policy" and in some cases because they simply didn't want to. I've seen them verbally demean fellow employees which is never acceptable even when they are being stupid.

    Stop coming to the IT department like you know what you're doing, tell them what you need to do, and you'll get the results you're looking for.

    If I actually do know what I'm doing then it is perfectly reasonable for me to not pretend to be stupid. I should be polite and respectful but there is nothing wrong with me saying what I think, especially if I actually do know the answer. Ever called a helpdesk when you actually know what the problem is? I have. It is a very frustrating experience to be walked through a bunch of pointless nonsense by someone who isn't listening to what you are telling them. A lot of us out here actually do know what we are doing and know where the limits of our knowledge are. (sadly and to your point some other people don't but that's a separate issue) IT departments that demand you play dumb are another symptom of the problem.

    Also, come to them when you first know that you have an IT need, not at the last minute.

    Fine advice but not really relevant to the problem being discussed which is why IT departments are seen as a barrier to be worked around. Believe me I'm on the side of IT here but there are a lot of them that just don't seem to grok that they are either getting in the way or perceived to be difficult to work with. You can't change the behavior of others but it's unreasonable to expect others to change their behavior until you've done everything you can do.

  25. Business leaders... by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Bro. Guy Consoglmo, one of the Vatican astronomers, who's been interviewed on NPR, among other places, and has been mentioned on /. before, also teaches at Catholic colleges around the US. One of the courses he teaches is "science for non-science majors". Some years back, he talked about the food chain of the majors that take that class. Next to the bottom were business majors, who didn't get it, but didn't let that worry them.

    So, are they worried yet?

    Btw, the bottom of the food chain are the communications majors, who didn't get it, and didn't know that they didn't get it. And these are the folks who go into journalism, and HR, and PR....

                      mark

    1. Re:Business leaders... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      bottom of the food chain

      I do wish people would stop using that phrase incorrectly.

      You do know that a flea is higher up it than you are, right?

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."