Google Launches Sidewalk Labs To Develop Smart Cities Tech
dkatana writes: Google wants to join the Smart Cities movement with the launch of a new start-up, "Sidewalk Labs", to develop technologies for cities, including IoT and mobility solutions. Larry Page and Dan Doctoroff describe Sidewalk Labs as an "urban innovation company", geared to developing new technologies to improve city living by reducing pollution, streamlining public transportation, and effectively managing energy use. The company wants to create its own technology and invest in other public and private initiatives. Dan Doctoroff was New York City's Deputy Mayor for Economic Development and Rebuilding during the Bloomberg administration.
Just make all Android phones D-Cell Powered and have D-Cell kiosks and trash cans placed in many places. Also Google Buys Energizer. Instant Profit.
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Having failed at Search, Database, Hardware, Software, Programming, Android Der Schmidt orders a course change: Crystal Blue Persuasion.
Google is now dipping into street-corner LSD and Meth "Labs" to raise a few billion dollars for Der Schmidt.
Shitty Schmidty does it again.
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Google seems to excel at Embrace, Extend, Evaporate.
... wait until the first smart city goes dark as Google announces it is retiring Sidewalk Labs due to it "not aligning with our core advertising model" in around 2019. Just like every "Labs" project.
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The sad fact is that this is an exercise in meaningless doubletalk, regulatory capture, and misdirection. When a project is actually worth doing it's at least widely discussed in clear terms. The kind of language being used here tells me, "we don't know what we're going to do or how we're going to do it, so we're going to blow smoke and hope it's useful enough in someone's campaign to get us onto the golden corporate/government merry-go-round"
Maybe it's just the typical corporate press release with all kinds of sunshine out the ears. But they make it sound like the biggest problem a city dweller faces is a lack of fresh country air and nice green open spaces.
I mean, I know it's not unique to cities, but what I would really like myself, as a city dweller, is to not have to worry about being robbed and murdered when I walk home from work after dark. And I have some friends who live in a city in a developing country who struggle even to have access to clean water. The point being that there are some hard problems facing cities and a lot of the solutions also have serious downsides.
It's nice that a real rich person like Larry Page is concerned about such things. But there's a certain element of "Let them eat cake." - that Larry doesn't really understand the severity of the problems.
To sidewalk, you move the left foot to the left, or the right foot to the right, then the other foot follows. Repeat.
Don't need a lab to work that out.
How that's supposed to help the cities in the future? Perhaps because they'll be really crowded with little space to move.
One of the key elements of developing Smart solutions is the IoT. Sensors are used in many cities to monitor everything from parking spaces to pollution, traffic, sidewalks, etc.
I believe Google is launching this "experiment" to try new IoT technologies at city level, and get a piece of the market that IBM, Cisco, Schneider Electric have.
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What? Too soon?
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