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Big-Data Animal Tracking As an Eye On Life and Planet

New submitter Thoe writes: As published in Science Magazine and covered by The Washington Post, the continued evolution of animal tracking through various technologies combined with Big Data analytical techniques is driving a push into the "Golden Age" of remote tracking of animals and the environment.

From the abstract: "The unique perspective offered by big-data animal tracking enables a new view of animals as naturally evolved sensors of environment, which we think has the potential to help us monitor the planet in completely new ways. A massive multi-individual monitoring program would allow a quorum sensing of our planet, using a variety of species to tap into the diversity of senses that have evolved across animal groups, providing new insight on our world through the sixth sense of the global animal collective." (Full disclosure, yes, my brother is one of the publishers.)

28 comments

  1. Too human.. by redwraith94 · · Score: 1

    We really need to extend the program to homo-sapiens, don't you think? That would give us a lot more insight into environmental factors.

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    1. Re:Too human.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the exact same thing. How can anyone publish the words "animal collective" with a straight face these days? I guess it must seem funny to the people with security clearance well above mine.

    2. Re:Too human.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the exact same thing. How can anyone publish the words "animal collective" with a straight face these days? I guess it must seem funny to the people with security clearance well above mine.

      It really does seem funny, citizen. It really does.

    3. Re:Too human.. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But we also need to track the animals. This lets us determine how effective our animal-based advertising is in order to more fully monetize their internet usage.

    4. Re:Too human.. by Livius · · Score: 1

      We really need to extend the program to homo sapiens

      Maybe they already did.

  2. Animal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is this Big Data Animal anyway? Where does it live? How does it reproduce?

    1. Re:Animal? by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      Big data is like sex in high school. Nobody really knows exactly what it is or how to do it, but everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone says they're doing it, too.

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  3. What happened to the front page? by ShaunC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I see a "Share" menu has replaced what used to be the link to read each story's comments. I clicked "Share" by accident, intending to click through and load the discussion. You fooled me and my muscle memory one time. In exchange, you've pissed me off and guaranteed that I won't ever use that feature. What's the point?

    I think it's funny, there's a story just down the front page titled "Are There Any Search Engines Left That Don't Try To Think For Me?" I might ask the same about Slashdot, lately!

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    1. Re:What happened to the front page? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 0

      Just use Adblock Plus to block that shit.

  4. What about /. ? by TheCreeep · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Could it also track the dumb changes to slashdot like this new share button?

  5. Man... by EmeraldBot · · Score: 2

    This entire summary reads like a slew of buzzwords. "Big data animal tracking"? "Massive multi-individual"? "Quorem sensing"? "Global animal collective"!?

    .......

    Yeah. Or, in other words, implanting GPS chips on the skin so that you can attempt to creepily stalk every living organism's location on this planet. Same thing as we've been doing for the last thirty years, but now with "big data" attached.

    Can an animal even give consent to have a tag attached to it? What happens when this tag falls off? Does it leak toxic chemicals from its battery into the environment? What happens if the animal eats it? For animals that don't swim underwater, are they designed to be waterproof?

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    1. Re:Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will they also put these wonderful chips on animals like rhinos and tigers that are being hunted for traditional Chinese "medicin"?.
      That might be counterproductive.

    2. Re:Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can an animal even give consent to have a tag attached to it?
      Depends on how good it tastes.

  6. Re:Fuck Dice and fuck timothy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this!

  7. So long as it does graphs by WillAdams · · Score: 1

    Here, like this one:

    http://xkcd.com/1338/

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