Marvell's Kinoma Create Keeps On Creating (Video)
Marvell is the parent company. Kinoma is the company Marvell bought in 2011 that "provides an open-source, cross-platform ECMAScript stack aimed at developing software for Internet of Things products and other embedded devices." They'll sell you a little hardware, too, which makes sense when you realize that parent company Marvell is big-time in the hardware business and will happily help you produce your IoT product -- for a fee, of course. Slashdot interviewed Peter Hoddie at last year's OSCON, so please consider this video an update. And before you ask: Peter says Kinoma is open source, from the bottom to the top -- to which we reply, "we like it like that."
Where's the Stan Lee cameo?
And thought "Iron Man toilet paper dispenser that creates Jarvis voice vines when it's getting low. Rock on!!!"
And then were horribly disappointed when they read the article.
Because if it's one thing IoT needs, it's javascript.
Hackers will know how any lemons are in my fridge! Hackers will know what settings I use on my laundry! Hackers will be able to set my thermostat, feed my dog, unlock the house, open the garage door and start my car! Hackers will be able to find my lost socks! The FUTURE!!@!!!!!1111oneoneone
Disappoint.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
At first, I thought that Marvel had created a piece of software the created formulaic superhero scripts for their franchise. My bad
Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
kill me
"The Internet of Things...IT'S A COOKBOOK!"
You are welcome on my lawn.
...but I still don't really understand AT ALL the desire to hook everything up to the "Internet of Things".
Why the fuck would I want/need to set my front door lock, my thermostat, my refrigerator, etc all connected to the internet? Certainly, there may be some trivial utility, with the cost that some of the basic functionality of my life is now exposed to the malice of bored script kiddies (or the data gathering of even more malignant marketers)?
-Styopa