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SAP Paid Bribes To Panamanian Officials

jfruh writes: A former SAP exec has pled guilty to bribing Panamanian officials in a successful attempt to sell SAP licenses to the Panamanian government. Vicente Eduardo Garcia, SAP's former vice president of global and strategic accounts for Latin America, says he wasn't the only SAP employee who knew about the scheme. From the Dept. of Justice press release, "According to Garcia’s admissions, the conspirators used sham contracts and false invoices to disguise the true nature of the bribes. Garcia further admitted that he believed paying such bribes was necessary to secure both the initial contract and additional Panamanian government contracts."

72 comments

  1. I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. It's not like any rational person would pull it into their organization. But for a $90K payday, sure, it's only the taxpayers' money, right?

    1. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by thedonger · · Score: 3, Informative

      I thought this was how the wheels of bureaucracy were greased in Central America.

      Friends of mine headed south from Belize to continue a trip we were on together, and they experienced it along the rest of their trip through Central America. Get to a border: Grease a palm. Get stopped randomly by the "police:" Grease a palm. Since money is paper, I guess you can call that "paperwork." Only, it is far more efficient than the other kind.

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    2. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can't be any good, it's not from Muhrika!

    3. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. It's not like any rational person would pull it into their organization. But for a $90K payday, sure, it's only the taxpayers' money, right?

      Only in Banana Republics. Here in the Good Old USA, Dogbert Consulting (rates $1500/hr and up) tells Senior Management that unless they install SAP that their Fortune Corporation will collapse. Just incidentally, Dogbert Contracting Services has a stable of contractors (billed $350/hr and up) who will assist in installing it.

    4. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by umghhh · · Score: 1

      It is still better than what was a standard procedure for US in the first half of last century. Some officers of USMC were not so happy about that back then. Seems justice dep. has jurisdiction over the whole world. Just about like US IRS.

    5. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the norm from the US/Mexico border on down. The trick is how much to fork over. Too little, and you will find a Mexican cop also is the judge and sentencer. Too much, and they might decide to just do a wholesale seizure of everything you got as a "drug dealer" or "arms dealer", especially after a confession (usually they get a confession after a good session or two with 120VAC based deviced administered liberally to genital areas.)

      In fact, it is the societal norm there. In the US you tip a waitress. In Brazil, you tip a police officer because they decided to make the inspection quick as opposed to disassembling the entire vehicle... or they might just provide the drugs themselves for you to get arrested on.

      The only reason SAP got called to the carpet is because SAP is a German company, and some good old fashioned xenophobia/"foreign corruption" allows the locals to keep their jobs. This is the exact same thing the EU does when they do the kangaroo courts with Google or Microsoft.

    6. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by The+Real+Dr+John · · Score: 2

      Actually, didn't Donald Trump announce at the last debate that he often bribes politicians in the US, and even mentioned some of his company on stage at the time? None of them disagreed, and one even said he would take more money from Trump. Don't see how this is any different. It is still bribing government officials (and candidates for office). But sometimes the "favor" doesn't get asked for right away. Maybe a year or two later. At least according to Trump the briber.

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    7. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Gift are also nice. I usually stock up on alcohol and a variety of electronics. However, 'documentation' is important.

      Yo necito mi documentation, gracias...

      No, no... mi Espanol es muy mierda. Habla Englais? Gracias!

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    8. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by cjjjer · · Score: 1

      This is the norm from the US/Mexico border on down

      This is the norm for western culture

      Fixed that for you.

    9. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Try offering the cop that stopped you for speeding a $100 bill. How do you think that will turn out?

    10. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this is how business works outside the 1st-world, European-like, countries. It comes down to either a family member or bribe to "make friends."

      Lots of "industrialized countries" have this method of "gift exchange" too. Government paperwork gets lost for months - years, as an example, until a "gift" happens. Then it is magically found and approved within 2 days.

      That is how business is done in most of the world regardless of laws in some countries want it.

    11. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Herp derp. Back under your bridge, Yurotroll.

    12. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by ADRA · · Score: 1

      You're on crack. I and my parents have all driven road trips through Mexico, and though road side inspections can sometimes be intimidating (young punk kids with AK's on their backs), they generally poke around your luggage for contraband and send us on our merry way (if they hadn't just wave us though, which is what normally happens).

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    13. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Tourist vs. foreign business man. If you are an 'outsider' trying to enter into business in Latin or Slavic cultures (this also holds true for Spain and Portugal as well as Latin/South America) you will get much more done by doing "paperwork" vs doing the actual paperwork.

      It's an established cultural phenomenon that seems to work as a form of protectionism. You'll get a lot more done in those cultures by hiring a/the local(s) and putting them to work for you. Especially in Slavic cultures, you'll give someone a 'tip' before the actual work (instead of after) and they'll bow down to their feet. Off course, touristy places have adapted (eg. Prague) but if you're ever in a small village in the middle of a Balto-Slavic country, give the tip first.

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    14. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by tsotha · · Score: 1

      This doesn' t square with the experience of my extended family. It's pretty common to be pulled over in Mexico and be offered the choice of following the cop to the station twenty miles away or "paying your ticket here".

    15. Re:I thought this was the only way SAP gets sold. by nikkipolya · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much how anything gets sold to the government of India. There is a well know "procedure" of doing it too. Western companies hire and pay huge sums of money to local consulting companies to do "Consulting" with the local governments. What the consulting companies really do is, they transfer that money to the officials in the local government and will in turn generate an invoice for the western company. So the transaction from the perspective of the western company selling any goods is "white". It just appears like the western company just hired the services of an Indian company to help them "figure out" the local market. Making it legal from the perspective of the western company. What really happened is that they indirectly just bribed the officials in the local government to purchase their goods. Some of these officials in the Indian government are Billionaires who have stashed away all their ill gotten wealth in Swiss banks, including many former Prime Ministers of the country.

  2. U.S. Naïveté by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    American naïveté is not realizing that bribes, or what ever they are called in a a particular culture, are the only way to get things done in many of the world's countries. I realize that America would like ot claim the high road, but it's just not tenable.

    1. Re:U.S. Naïveté by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      It isn't "naïveté", it's an active policy. We are familiar with foreign corrupt practices; and duly enacted the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act(unfortunately, there is no Domestic Corrupt Practices Act, so a major loophole remains unfilled). The act allows for certain exceptions; but is largely intended to prevent US companies and persons contributing to further corruption in assorted already-corrupt locations.

    2. Re:U.S. Naïveté by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right. The company I work for loses out on a lot of international business simply because we won't grease palms.

    3. Re:U.S. Naïveté by ErichTheRed · · Score: 2

      Absolutely. I work for a multinational that has to get equipment into...less than reputable...parts of the world. If you try to ship something yourself to some countries, you can guarantee that most of it will be "lost in transit" or stuck in customs for months and months while a whole network of people get paid to get it through.

      Companies that do lots of international shipping have to rely on "freight forwarders" These are the companies that actually pay the bribes, know the right contacts to get stuff through customs, etc. This way, the company doing the shipping is "protected" from directly bribing officials. As you can imagine, shipping bulk goods this way is not at all cheap!

    4. Re:U.S. Naïveté by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess one of the things I'd ask the average American without much experience outside the country is how much domestic corruption they'd be willing to tolerate. A lot of conservatives talk about taxation being theft enforced by gunpoint. How would you feel if every time you had to pay your electric bill, you needed to pay someone to ensure your service stayed on for another month? Or, what if you're stopped by the police and the -only- way to avoid getting thrown in jail, even if you're not charged with anything, is to pay the police? Or, what if renewing your driver's license required months of red tape and paperwork that would magically disappear if you paid the DMV clerk under the table? Suddenly taxation seems like a pretty reasonable arrangement.

      There are a lot of countries where people need to bribe people just to navigate their daily lives. I'm not sure people would like to see the results if we just basically ignored corrupt practices, because I guarantee they'd be much more prevalent domestically than they are now.

    5. Re:U.S. Naïveté by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      At least in the United States we put in the effort to come up with creative names for our bribes.

    6. Re:U.S. Naïveté by PPH · · Score: 1

      American naÃveté is not realizing

      Oh, we understand how the system works. It's called the " Foreign Corrupt Practices Act" (emphasis on foreign). Because it's perfectly OK* to slip US purchasing agents or executives cash, stock options, or Hookers&Blow to make sales.

      *Government contracts excepted.

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  3. No kidding by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Paying bribes is one of the only ways SAP is likely to get their foot in the door. After that the money all flows the other way.

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  4. Re:I'm shocked! by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2

    Corruption in South America? Say it ain't so!

    I could hardly believe it myself!

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  5. Re:I'm shocked! by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 5, Informative

    >> in South America? Say it ain't so!

    I'll say it ain't so. Panama's in CENTRAL America.
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=google+ma...

  6. It Is Naïveté by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is naïveté and arrogance on the part of the American government; thinking that they and their laws can influence or change the behavior of other cultures. It is also naïveté on your part for not realizing that.

    Ham stringing your own companies by preventing them from participating in various different markets does nothing to change said market nor does it help you domestically. It is ignorance, arrogance, and naïveté.

    1. Re:It Is Naïveté by Adriax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, yeah, we get it. You want some of that corporate america money for yourself but that annoying FCPA law stops them from giving you the bribes you deserve.

      You're really dipping into classic villain territory here. Insulting someone for taking the moral high ground even if it means a minor inconvenience (slightly reduced profits).

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    2. Re:It Is Naïveté by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it similarly arrogant to fault U.S. companies for operating in a fashion consistent with their own culture? Is it intolerance on your part for claiming that someone operating within the constructs of their own culture is arrogant?

    3. Re:It Is Naïveté by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more complex than that, much more complex and layered.

      Try to answer these questions instead:
      1. Who introduced corrupt practices in these lands (not countries)?
      2. Is corruption illegal in these countries?
      3. How can foreign companies trust a corrupt economy?
      4. What prevents a corrupt government seizing foreign assets?
      5. How do you pay tax on a bribe or account for the missing money?
      6. If you accept foreign corruption, how can you prevent domestic corruption?
      7. Etc.

    4. Re:It Is Naïveté by KGIII · · Score: 2

      I am no expert in Panamanian culture but it seems to be accepted, even by the general populace. I have spent a bit of time in the area and greasing palms is how you get things done. Hell, it is how you function. Add an extra $100 to your gas money expenses just to travel. Carry gifts and currency. Carry AMERICAN currency. I have driven around in a giant RV (which they can really make a mess of but don't - they are out of sight and can more easily accept a gift or a cash payment) with way too many drugs in me and on me.

      The important thing seems to be to know about it. I had good travel tips before doing any of this but still asked the locals. I am sort of fluent in Spanish but I know enough to flub it and pretend I do not understand. That, too, comes in handy. When they talk amongst themselves and mention getting more money from me then I know it is time to reach around and find some additional documentation to help prove that I am allowed to be there.

      If you are going to carry drugs (and there does not seem to be much reason to go there otherwise - for me, though the people are awesome and honest) then hide them but do not make them look hard for them. In my case they are usually in the small fidge that my RV has. I invite them in, let them look around, offer them my documentation and, if need be, offer them a drink. They see the drugs and I give them more documentation. We shoot the shit, they speak English well enough, and they do not tear my shit apart. Some of them even do drugs.

      I do not do any more opiates because I am tired of being addicted. Well, I still do my Suboxone. I still do sometimes go south and get a big pile of coke and have myself a hell of a good time. I sometimes smoke a little weed but, frankly, I get better weed here in Maine than I do in that area.

      Do not bring firearms and do not attempt to bring things back across the border. Bringing stuff back requires a lot more work and a whole lot more documentation. Think of it as a holiday only just bring back t-shirts. Also, bars are an excellent source of information. I do not drink so I still go to bars if I need to find something and am not in the right area. Again, you will need money for information but, believe it or not, you can really (usually) trust the people.

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    5. Re:It Is Naïveté by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      What? It stops nothing. They spin an independent entirely foreign marketing division and know nothing of bribes from then on. Just high marketing costs.

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  7. SAP market penetration by MattGWU · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought SAP already had pretty a pretty solid foothold in the Spanish-speaking world.

    You always see "Transmitido en Español en SAP" at the beginning of soap operas and game shows and things.

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    1. Re:SAP market penetration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's SAP as in "Second Audio Program."

      This is SAP as in "Send Another Payment."

  8. This is news for why??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fail thread. Bribery is typical, and accepted, from mexico to argentina so why does this thread even exist? I supposed to the uninitiated this all sounds pretty horrible but it is how things are done in those areas.

    Fail thread.

    NEXT!

  9. How is this different from any other SAP sale?? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know I sound cynical, but enterprise software vendors can't make these multimillion dollar deals happen without greasing a few palms. These software packages are so awful and require millions more in consulting beyond the license price -- I can't see any technically oriented person supporting their purchase without some inducement. In this case, it was a direct bribe that the sales team thought they could get away with.

    Most software companies slip these things under the table through channels that don't legally qualify as bribes. Ever wonder why horrible expensive software packages are sometimes called "golf course ware?" It's a dirty business and things like paying for some kid of an exec's school tuition, or rounds and rounds of strip club visits, or golf, or "educational product seminars" in Aruba is just cost of sales for these companies. It's kind of like lobbyists -- they can't legally hand a Congressperson a paper bag full of money, but they can sure make things happen for them behind the scenes that are the equivalent of the paper bag.

    Part of me wishes I was a CTO so I could just line up the vendors and collect bribe after bribe...oops, sorry, "favor" after "favor." Then again, I've worked with some of this horrible software (SAP, Oracle, etc.) and the awful botton-of-the-barrel offshored or H-1B management consultants they send in to "implement" them. No wonder everyone outside of large businesses wants nothing to do with big monolithic packages!!

    1. Re:How is this different from any other SAP sale?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know I sound cynical, but enterprise software vendors can't make these multimillion dollar deals happen without greasing a few palms.

      I work for one of those enterprise software vendors and I'm prohibited from even buying a cup of coffee for a customer or potential customer.

    2. Re:How is this different from any other SAP sale?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But your boss isn't.

    3. Re:How is this different from any other SAP sale?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor are your "strategic partners" that get subcontracted in -- Oracle, Microsoft, EMC, VMWare, Reassuringly Expensive Consulting Ltd. and others.

      The salesperson is prohibited from directly giving anything, true, but their higher ups can "take a special interest in the account" and have more leeway when it involves winning business.

    4. Re:How is this different from any other SAP sale?? by jittles · · Score: 1

      No wonder everyone outside of large businesses wants nothing to do with big monolithic packages!!

      That's not what she said!

  10. Re:I'm shocked! by war4peace · · Score: 2

    Everything that's south of the Nothern America is Southern America... at least for some :)

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  11. Re:I'm shocked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He wrote LATIN America.
    Which is not a continent btw....
    Anyway, if you replace Panama for Brazil you wouldn't be shocked(unfortunately).

  12. Re:I'm shocked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SAP? Say it ain't so.

  13. That really stinks by freudigst · · Score: 2

    I knew German software was bad, but they really have to PAY people to use it?

    1. Re:That really stinks by gander666 · · Score: 1

      I used to think that way about SAP. Then I went to work for a company that uses Oracle ERP. Give me SAP any day.

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    2. Re:That really stinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at a company that was ordered by our new corporate overlords (the #2 Big Pharma company) to replace our perfectly functional and customized up the wazoo JD Edwards environment with SAP. In fact, I'm leading the charge as a Super User, Subject Matter Expert, Change Agent, Business Data Owner, and a handful of other pseudo job titles that only a handful of other people in the company have a distinction of wearing more than one.

      I loathe SAP with the fire of a thousand suns. JDE may be clunky, but we spent thousands and man hours and millions of dollars making it work best for our business. Now we have to shoehorn our business into off-the-shelf SAP because "they just don't do customization." Screw these guys with a rusty chainsaw.

  14. International anti-bribery laws are dysfunctional by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the international marketplace, all anti-bribery laws do is put European and American countries at a disadvantage. Do you think China or India are paying the slightest bit of attention to anti-bribery laws?

    All such laws do is force companies to relocate to the Bahamas or somewhere like it for "greater operational flexibility" (i.e. legal bribery) in order to compete.

    You're not going to get rid of corruption in Nigeria, Venezuela or Kazakhstan by passing some dimwitted do-gooder laws in Europe or the USA. It's ineffective and self-defeating.

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  15. Re:International anti-bribery laws are dysfunction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell that to Venezuelan Rafael Esquivel, of recent FIFA ignomy.

  16. Re: I'm shocked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not quite. There's America, South America (everything south of America), and The Great White North (north of America), aka The American Province of Canada.

  17. Hardly news is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As this is how Americans companies do business overseas.

  18. Trump should've brought cancelled checks with him by swb · · Score: 1

    This was a huge strategic misstep by Trump.

    Not that he mentioned it -- you could see many candidates look visibly nervous when he mentioned he had given donations to most of the candidates on the stage.

    What he SHOULD have done was produced cancelled checks (or certified facsimiles) from his suit coat, held them out in his hand, and said "I've donated money to most of these guys at one point, and here are the cancelled checks to prove it" and then run through them rattling off amounts, dates and names.

    That would have been AMAZING. It's one thing to have Bernie Sanders or the anti-money left complain about money in politics, it'd be completely different to have a guy who's actually written the checks produce them spontaneously in public in front of the douchebags who take the money.

    And I grant Trump enough credit as a pragmatic businessman who knows there are times you gotta write a check (or stuff a brown paper bag) if you want to get past some of these guys and get something done. Yes, it's awful, but not doing it is probably a significant business liability (especially if you operate in NYC).

    Now, the bummer postscript is I think somebody fact-checked Trump's claim and he'd only actually given money to a couple of them and it was kind of squishy how it was given -- a lot of these guys route their bribes through their favorite charities or something to skirt laws, hide bribes or obfuscate the process somehow.

    But still, seeing the guy that wrote the checks on stage bitching about how everybody has their hand out in front of the egg-suckers who have their hands out would have been truly wonderful.

  19. Re:Trump should've brought cancelled checks with h by The+Real+Dr+John · · Score: 1

    Well, you've distilled one key problem with modern capitalism quite well. You can't "do business" without "greasing the skids". Somehow sounds a bit distinct from any kind of "government of, by and for the people". Unless you meant the rich people.

    Now they don't need to route the money through anything other than their own superpacs. It is quite legal thanks to 5 out of 9 SC justices.

    I hope this continues to be a point of discussion in this election, rather than what names Trump called certain women.

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  20. Re:International anti-bribery laws are dysfunction by excelsior_gr · · Score: 0

    Who said they want to get rid of corruption, in general? SAP is a German company and in Germany it's perfectly legal to bribe a foreign official. It makes the exports more "competitive" and it's good for the German economy. Anti-bribery laws is Germany are only concerned about bribing German officials, thus putting the country at an advantage, not a disadvantage. See what state Greece is in? Maybe you want to read on the bribing of Greek officials by Siemens. (Disclaimer: I'm Greek living in Germany)

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  22. Panama City Skyline by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 3, Informative

    I spent four years in Central America, in Costa Rica and Panama. I only wonder why this is news.

    If you take a look at the Panama City skyline, it's pretty impressive. The population for the metropolitan area is only about 1.5 million though, so why all the skyscrapers? Who lives there?

    No one. The government started investing in infrastructure after the Canal changed hands and they actually started getting money from it, and this fostered a booming construction trade. The construction companies thought that this government money was a grand idea, and the best way to keep it flowing is obviously to kick some of it back to the government officials. The government has spend the last decade trying to hide the debt that has been piling up as a result of this, and the only thing that I can say is that at least some of the money went into infrastructure.

    Corruption is the expected norm in the entirety of Central America. It's how things are done there. I've bribed police there myself, and one of my friends was elected Representante de Panama while I was there: I can confirm that this operates the same way on all levels. The only reason I can think of why this would show up in the news at all is that someone didn't get paid enough. Where is the story here?

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  23. Currency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're going to Panama for drugs, you may as well just go to Columbia. But either way, Panama uses the US Dollar (although they do mint their own dollar coins). McAfee has a good writeup on drug running too.

  24. Re:Trump should've brought cancelled checks with h by swb · · Score: 1

    I hope this continues to be a point of discussion in this election, rather than what names Trump called certain women.

    This is where Trump's personality is doing him in.

    If he was just a little less of an asshole, his intimate knowledge of money in politics from a *buyer's* perspective and ability to name names, amounts and "policy outcomes" might be a huge advantage.

  25. Re:International anti-bribery laws are dysfunction by ADRA · · Score: 1

    So the solution is to double down on corruption? Your cynicism accomplishes nothing.

    The only reason you have some level of accountability for these crimes, yes they are crimes, is to actively fight those attempting to perpetrate them. They may be largely ineffective for some scenarios, but it makes the world vastly better as a whole if it wasn't. Fifa scandle being the latest most notable example would never happen if we sat on our hands letting people have free reign. Want someone killed? Slip some cash into the right hands. Dig up dirt? Sure, just greese the right wheels. Dump 1000tons of waste into that lake? Well, how much is it worth to you? This is NOT the world I want to live in and shame on your for encouraging it.

    http://www.transparency.org/cp...

    Frankly, this is one of the main reasons I've been siding against economic open borders and free flow of liquidity. There are too many countries with big holes in their enforcement of financial crimes (if said crimes are even on the books).

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  26. Re:Trump should've brought cancelled checks with h by The+Real+Dr+John · · Score: 1

    It's funny, because Trump figured out that what pleases primary voters is not the same thing that pleases party operatives and media personalities (notice I did not say journalists, which we don't have much of anymore). He knows that being a gigantic, egotistical snarky ahole is exactly what so many people want to hear. A lot of Americans would rather hear someone hurl insults as opposed to talking about policy issues. So he may have had to sign a truce with Fox News, but he is going to keep doing the same circus stunts to stay in the headlines. It will sell well in Merica.

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  27. Re:International anti-bribery laws are dysfunction by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Double down? No. Accept it as reality as it is? Yes, I'm for that.

    Corruption is a universal in human societies, including ours in the USA. The issue Solutions to change that have the potential to be *far* worse than the original problem. Corruption can be discouraged effectively only by removing everyone's privacy and allowing the government immediate electronic access to all financial transactions and by banning all non-electronic financial transactions. No cash. No gold.

    Do you want that? Really? Because then, you've more or less opened the door to a permanent security/police state whose control over the economy would inevitably evolve to absolute control over your financial life (Remember, corruption is inevitable).

    Moreover, this would be unenforceable. Barter still works and would be even harder to control.

    So sure, let's have some more "feel good" accountability for the polluter who used a bribe rather than simply killing anyone locally who tried to stop them. I'm sure that would be "better."

    You're assuming there's a solution to the problem of civilization slowly committing suicide. I wish you were right.

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  28. Re:I'm shocked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, and we all look the same

  29. Re:Trump should've brought cancelled checks with h by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    You know, if being a greedy, corrupt, rich douchebag who bought politicians in the past is ever considered a plus in running for office ... your society is deeply fucked.

    He can't be part of the solution when he's part of the problem. Precisely because he doesn't see it as a problem, and probably defends the practice.

    Do you want to live in a world in which a billionaire president buys whatever policy outcomes he wants by paying off the rest of the politicians? Or blackmailed them by saying he'll tell how he bribed them?

    That society will become a shithole pretty quick.

    Precisely because it would end up with whatever policy outcomes assholes like Donald Trump want, or whatever large corporations are willing to pay for.

    Seriously, nothing good could come from that.

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  30. No surprise here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like another commenter pointed out, anyone willingly purchasing SAP on technical merits and suitability probably has a screw loose. On top of that, having lived in Panama for a short while, *nothing* gets done without bribes. Someone always wants a little something extra to sweeten the deal. Made me sick.

  31. Re:I'm shocked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the downmod?

  32. I work for a public school system in the midwest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT managers and sometimes administrators are routinely taken out to expensive lunches, given free product "demos", etc to get them to go with a vendor or a contract company. That's what happens in the open. They're probably also getting bribed under the table. This is illegal but happens nearly every day. There is absolutely 0 oversight.

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  33. Re:I'm shocked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... in CENTRAL America.

    So, you're saying it's in Kansas?

    Apologies to 'The drug of the nation'

  34. Impossible position by tsotha · · Score: 1

    International corporations are in an impossible position with it comes to bribes. I don't know if it's the case in Panama, but in many countries refusing to pay bribes is the same thing as refusing to do business in that country. If all your competitors are paying bribes, what are you supposed to do?

    When the US Congress passed a law making it illegal for domestic companies to pay bribes to foreign government officials US companies were shut out of billions of dollars in African contracts. Is the world a better place? I don't see it.

  35. Who didn't pay bribes .. by nickweller · · Score: 1

    What corporation doesn't pay bribes in order to do business in the colonies ?

  36. Re: How is this different from any other SAP sale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DHS moved to SAP recently. Why? is still being debated.

  37. Re:Trump should've brought cancelled checks with h by swb · · Score: 1

    My (probably too charitable) assumption is that Trump is just a highly pragmatic businessman who sees stuff like paying off politicians as an undesirable but unavoidable part of the existing system. He made a statement like that at the debate regarding bankruptcies where he said he was just using the system as it existed.

    It's just the rules of the game as it exists. You can play by them and achieve your goals, or you can take a moral stance and achieve your goals, but suboptimally (higher costs, longer delays, etc) or not at all. Your competition will likely play by those rules and if you don't, you're at a competitive disadvantage.

    If (and this is a big if) Trump sincerely believes the system is broken (despite playing by its rules), he is kind of uniquely qualified to fix it because he knows how to fix it on the buying side. Politicians never seem to want to eliminate money-for-influence because they are on the benefits side, but somebody like Trump could (all very theoretically) fix it by making government provide the results without making greasing politicians a requirement.

    All this being said, I'm not a fan of Trump for the most part. But there's this kind of weird angle you can look at him and find his track record of business success somewhat impressive and his somewhat chaotic pragmatism appealing.