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AT&T Offers $250k Reward To Find the California Fiber-Optic Ripper

An anonymous reader writes: AT&T have offered a $250,000 reward to anyone providing information leading to the arrest and conviction of what appears to be a serial disruptor of fiber-optic connections in California. The latest incident has taken place in Livermore in the San Francisco Bay Area, where an individual thought by the FBI to possess expert knowledge and specialist tools severed a critical AT&T cable, gaining access to the enclosure via a manhole. The attack precedes 11 previous ones in California in the preceding twelve months.

145 comments

  1. OMG, he's messing with my netflix by known_coward_69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    death penalty

    1. Re:OMG, he's messing with my netflix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Like me coming into your house and cutting the wires to your entertainment system. Or filling your gas tank with pudding.

    2. Re:OMG, he's messing with my netflix by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      filling your gas tank with pudding.

      I think the punishment for that is death by baloonga in most jurisdictions.

    3. Re:OMG, he's messing with my netflix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Times have changed. Rippers these days are targeting fiber optic cables instead of necks. Nevertheless, it's hanging until death time.

    4. Re:OMG, he's messing with my netflix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe, since it's AT&T, his motivation is to cut the fiber lines for NSA traffic...

      It's rather telling that apparently these are the only lines AT&T gives a crap about maintaining.

    5. Re:OMG, he's messing with my netflix by antdude · · Score: 1

      KILL! KILL! KILL! :P

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  2. I know where he is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's in California.

    1. Re:I know where he is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And, he's probably gay. From the summary:

      * The latest incident has taken place in the San Francisco Bay Area
      * Gained access to the enclosure via a manhole

      I mean, comeon. Right?

    2. Re:I know where he is. by nvm_my_comment · · Score: 1, Troll

      would up vote but no karma....

    3. Re:I know where he is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a time traveler obviously, as his latest attack precedes his earlier attacks!?

      What do we want?
      Time Travel!
      When do we want it?
      That's irrelevant!

      Bobo

    4. Re: I know where he is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hilarious...

  3. Real-life dungeon crawl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Every adventurer's career has to begin somewhere. Why not have it be through tracking down a fugitive in the obligatory sewer level?

    1. Re:Real-life dungeon crawl by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> Why not have it be through tracking down a fugitive in the obligatory sewer level?

      Because you kill rats in level one of the dungeon. Here, AT&T's trying to find and reward...

    2. Re:Real-life dungeon crawl by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Oooh! Found him!

    3. Re:Real-life dungeon crawl by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Just search through the sewers until you start hearing loud music. There, right in your flashlight beam, will be the bad guy.

  4. No real harm done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since AT&T was obviously not using those fiber lines properly to begin with.

    1. Re:No real harm done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there were no service outages then this indicates that AT&T has proper redundancy in those areas. Still it's expensive to fix.

  5. Anonymous Grammar Nerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, "The attack is preceded by 11 previous ones", not precedes them!

    1. Re:Anonymous Grammar Nerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, "The attack is preceded by 11 previous ones", not precedes them!

      Unless it's a TIME TRAVELING fiber optic bandit!

    2. Re:Anonymous Grammar Nerd by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      All those naughty bits are traveling at the speed of light. Anything is bound to happen.

    3. Re:Anonymous Grammar Nerd by Frnknstn · · Score: 2

      precedes 11 previous ones in California in the preceding twelve months.

      No grammar nerding needed, that sentence should annoy anyone with a basic understanding of English.

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    4. Re:Anonymous Grammar Nerd by Wintermute__ · · Score: 1

      Well duh, what do you think he needs all the fiber optics for?! Everyone knows that time travel requires lots of fiber optic cables.

      What's that, he doesn't steal the cables, just cuts them? Well, that just doesn't add up.

      I guess the submitter should have just said "The attack follows 11 previous ones in California in the preceding twelve months.", considering that "preceding" is also used again in the very same sentence.

    5. Re: Anonymous Grammar Nerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along the line of my first thought too. Except you may want correct the adverb tense also. Was preceded would be the correct usage.

    6. Re:Anonymous Grammar Nerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The preceder of the preceding post set a precedent for correcting the preceding summary summarizing how the preceding article has been repeating the repeated article for the preceding 12 months repeatedly.

    7. Re:Anonymous Grammar Nerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The preceder of the preceding post set a precedent for correcting the preceding summary summarizing how the preceding article has been repeating the repeated article for the preceding 12 months repeatedly.

      Yes, but wa she

    8. Re:Anonymous Grammar Nerd by aaron4801 · · Score: 1

      They're never going to find the guy, he's a time traveler. He cut this line, then went back in time and did it 11 more times previously!

    9. Re:Anonymous Grammar Nerd by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I don't think he's a bandit; he's a freedom fighter from the future traveling the space-time Continuum to Liber8 all our secrets from the Global Corporate Congress.
      I'm sure this is the work of Lucas Ingram.

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    10. Re:Anonymous Grammar Nerd by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      His "specialist tools" are a manhole-lifting tool, and an Einstein-Rosenberg wormhole time machine.

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    11. Re:Anonymous Grammar Nerd by liamoohay · · Score: 1

      The attack precedes 11 previous ones in California in the preceding twelve months.

      FBI is looking for someone with detailed technical knowledge of critical telecommunications infrastructure, and a time machine. That should narrow the search a bit.

  6. It precedes the preceding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cart is before the horse that's before the cart? The quality of the description provided by the north end of a southbound horse?

  7. I know who did it by Coren22 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just take a look through the list of people laid off by AT&T in the past year.

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    1. Re:I know who did it by dysmal · · Score: 1

      Or the people they've forced to quit.

    2. Re:I know who did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also, I have a feeling his name is "Jack". Or maybe that's just a nickname....

    3. Re:I know who did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a pissed off former customer. But... it wasn't me.

    4. Re:I know who did it by r-diddly · · Score: 1

      Aha, you beat me to this!

    5. Re:I know who did it by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      "Jackass the Fiber Optic Ripper"

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    6. Re:I know who did it by nnull · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, most people won't even notice or care, especially when the guy has a safety vest and hardhat on, they'll just think it's a worker. Hell, even the employees who work there won't even notice because they don't care anymore.

    7. Re:I know who did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarah Connor

  8. Missing Tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Missing the "typo" tag for summaries. The latest vandalism doesn't "precede" any but future attacks.
    Sincerely,
    AC

  9. 'Precedes' preceding previous 'preceding events' by dywolf · · Score: 1, Informative

    *sigh*

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  10. Jack is Back! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack the Ripper has changed tactics and resurfaced after silently ripping to himself for the past century or so.

    1. Re:Jack is Back! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He now rips out the bowels of NSA. How cruel !

  11. Time Travel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The latest incident..." "The attack precedes 11 previous ones..."

    The latest incident took place before 11 previous incidents...

    Not not does this person have expert knowledge of Fiber-Optic networks, they must drive a DeLorean. Clearly we're looking for Doc Brown...

  12. missed opportunity by mschaffer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Personally, I am a bit disappointed that the reward wasn't 256k.

    1. Re:missed opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      256 * 10^3 or 256 * 2^10?

    2. Re:missed opportunity by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      250K ought be be enough for anybody.

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    3. Re:missed opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should have been $640k, since that ought to be enough for anyone.

    4. Re:missed opportunity by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Blame those IEC kibibyte nazis.

      Kilobyte = 1024 bytes. JEDEC standard. Anything else is just trying to stiff you out of an ever increasing percentage.

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    5. Re:missed opportunity by dfsmith · · Score: 1

      Personally, I am a bit disappointed that the reward wasn't 256k.

      AT&T's rewards are on the "unlimited dollar" plan, and it got throttled.

    6. Re:missed opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the virgin!

  13. Expert knowledge, specialist tools and TIME TRAVEL by gweilo8888 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My god, he has access to time travel as well!

  14. I know I know! by Krishnoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's these guys! Can I have my money now?

    1. Re:I know I know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's these guys! Can I have my money now?

      You're on the list.

  15. Critical Cable? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There shouldn't be critical cables. There should be redundant paths to make the network tolerant to any individual cut.

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    1. Re:Critical Cable? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Redundancy does not preclude criticality. In the end no network is infinite so if you keep cutting cables eventually it will do down, but irrespective with every cut connection performance will degrade.

    2. Re:Critical Cable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There shouldn't be critical cables. There should be redundant paths to make the network tolerant to any individual cut."

      I agree, and in fact, AT&T told our local Congressman just last year when we lost our fiber connection for a couple of days here on the Mendocino coast, saying that they DO have a redundant link, but they neglected to tell him that they just won't use it, so it's not really a lie is it?

    3. Re:Critical Cable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to understand more about this myself. I have a feeling that there are redundant paths but that it is a very much manual failover process due to cost. They don't just let the routers auto-determine routes with BGP and the like..

      My experience at this level of networking is not as flushed out as I'd like...

    4. Re:Critical Cable? by Shatrat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think that's the point. This guy knows the fiber paths and goes around cutting both sides of the ring. Even if all traffic is protected it costs tens of thousands of dollars to do emergency repair work on a fiber cable.

      Also, diversity is typically only used from office to office. From the office out to the environmental cabinets and pedestals and so forth servicing individual customers there's typically a single fiber path.

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    5. Re:Critical Cable? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      but irrespective with every cut connection performance will degrade.

      Obviously, there should be enough redundancy to provide service (to most customers, at least) even if multiple links are cut.

      OK, it costs money. Let's stop letting the execs take home big fat bonuses, and let's make the corps spend the money on infrastructure, or let's take away their monopolies on the right-of-way and let someone else do it better. I don't really care which way we fix it, but let's fix it and stop protecting mediocrity.

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    6. Re:Critical Cable? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not in the US so I don't know what your fibre service failure levels are like.....

      But what level of redundancy is required and is reasonable? Major backhaul sub-surface cables are rarely cut but when they are it is usually because someone hit them with a digger. In this case you need geographic redundancy to avoid having your redundant cable cut. So you run a second back haul cable in the opposite direction giving you 100% redundancy should either cable get cut. The odds that both cables get severed at the same time is vanishingly small, so is a third cable reasonable to build?

      You get way more major failures due to software or in data centres where someone kicks out the wrong plug then you do from the physical fibre in the ground.

      Also I would be surprised if any executive bonuses came close to the cost of a fibre run. The monopoly thing is a whole different story and I don't believe it should exist.

    7. Re:Critical Cable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not until you run them through the same conduit through the same bridge. All because you took different contracts with different ISP's for redundancy, but their upstream suppliers both used the same long-haul carrier for their fiber-optic link.

    8. Re:Critical Cable? by schnell · · Score: 1

      There shouldn't be critical cables. There should be redundant paths to make the network tolerant to any individual cut.

      There should also be a magic money tree to pay for all the digging and trenching, and the expensive rights of way to make sure that the East Dead Cowskull, Texas, Central Office has redundant fiber in the middle of the Panhandle.

      Oh wait, there is a magic money tree! It's your phone or Internet bill! Because if any of the major fiber/ISP/cable/whatevers built 100% physically diverse networks, that's where the money would come from. Unless it came from taxpayers, which is even worse.

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    9. Re:Critical Cable? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

      There shouldn't be critical cables. There should be redundant paths to make the network tolerant to any individual cut.

      They ARE redundant. They're typically arranged in rings. You have to cut them in TWO places, one on each side of the area you want to darken, to cause the failure.

      When the first one is cut the traffic switches to alternate routing in milliseconds. (Typically: The other way around the ring.) It's when the second cut is made that the failure occurs.

      Unfortunately, it takes a lot longer to fix the first break than it takes the bad guy to go to the second location and cut the second cable.

      The need to cut two cables to cause failures is a sign that the person doing it may have inside information, in order to know which lines to cut to create outages. On the other hand, he's cut a number of lines, so maybe it's just that he's lucked into creating outages by cutting enough that he isolated some areas.

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  16. So who could possibly be that upset with AT&T? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see...
    * Ex-employees.
    * Current employees.
    * Ex-customers
    * Current customers
    * Rivals ...did I miss anyone? Well, that list only covers about 98% of the population.

  17. Bette monitorning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would think these companies would have better monitoring on their fiber installs, being able to tell within a few minutes at most when a piece of fiber went dark and dispatch repair crews/police to try to catch them in the act. From what I understand some of the cases went unnoticed for hours/days.

  18. what a reward. by nimbius · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a californian, 250k might not seem like a lot, but with that kind of cash you could afford to water the lawn AND take a shower after!

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  19. Re:'Precedes' preceding previous 'preceding events by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

    From the producers of Crime Scene: Scene of the Crime

  20. Dangerous Act Of Terror by JimSadler · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Cutting communications lines is a particularly difficult type of terror attack to prevent. Anyone who has ever worked around vital communication lines knows where they are and breaking those lines can be quite easy. Catching such a person may take quite some time and expense. Let's hope this is not the scheme of some foreign enemy.

    1. Re:Dangerous Act Of Terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "terror" ... What?

      Ok, you've had enough meth, dude.

    2. Re:Dangerous Act Of Terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is. It is most likely a middle aged white male with at most a high school education with some college and certs. When he got laid off, he came to the realization that he could no longer compete in the marketplace because of his age, identity and perception of high maintenance. Therefore, seeing that US government policy is set against those of his estate, he set out on destroying vital infrastructure to state his grievances. If I were empaneled on that jury, I would vote to acquit and record the whereabouts of the other jurors for future consideration.

      The able-bodied straight white christian male is a foreign enemy. He comes not from another place, he comes from another time. He comes from a time when:

      1. Dollar was backed by gold
      2. Organized labor maintained living wages.
      3. Conscription assumed maturity
      4. Border control.
      5. Lawful discrimination based on immutable characteristics.
      6. Name changes and rhinoplastic surgery were part of the process of assimilation.

      Welcome to the United States of Zimbabwe. Every city is a Camden, Detroit, Ferguson, Baltimore, Chicago, SCLA, etc.

      The racists were right.

    3. Re:Dangerous Act Of Terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have a VERY loose definition of "terror" my friend...

    4. Re:Dangerous Act Of Terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can we maybe stop referring to every fucking criminal act out there as a "terror attack?" It's childish and stupid. It's the same mentality that got the front page story of the day on practically every website, a non-white kid in a US school builds a clock and brings it to school to show to his teachers. They arrest him and attempt to have him charged. People like you are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for this. Your irrational fear of "terrorists" has gotten the better of you, mentally and as a society as a whole.

      "Let's home this is not the scheme of some foreign enemy," fuck's sake...grow the fuck up you racist cocksucker.

    5. Re:Dangerous Act Of Terror by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Dollar was backed by gold

      And economic theory wasn't very developed.

      Conscription assumed maturity

      Yeah, assuming anything is usually bad.
      Most of your list sounds bad, except maybe 2.

    6. Re:Dangerous Act Of Terror by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Cutting communications lines is a particularly difficult type of terror attack to prevent. Anyone who has ever worked around vital communication lines knows where they are and breaking those lines can be quite easy. Catching such a person may take quite some time and expense. Let's hope this is not the scheme of some foreign enemy.

      Terrorism, as in "violence or threats of violence used for intimidation or coercion"? I'm afraid it fails both the first and second part. While sabotage seems to be spot on, "the deliberate destruction, disruption, or damage of equipment, a public service, etc, as by enemy agents, dissatisfied employees, etc"

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    7. Re: Dangerous Act Of Terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother cutting cables ? Just target a central office. That's where all the infrastructre is that's pushing the data down those fibers. Access the cable vault, fire up the chainsaw and take down the entire city.

      With the extreme downsizing of central office personnel, its unlikely there will even be anyone there at all for hours.

      I mean, if you wanted to be serious about disrupting communications pick a large downtown hub office.

      Why waste time cutting individual fiber runs ?

    8. Re: Dangerous Act Of Terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every heard of "stealth" ? Jack Ripper wants to repeat his deeds and to this end he must not be in jail. What you suggest does not work due to a shitload of security electronics that will bring the cops on the scene.

    9. Re:Dangerous Act Of Terror by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      I have it on good authority that a group of terrorists is actively trying to discourage our children from building neat things. If you do, this group of terrorists is threatening to kidnap anyone who defies them and demand a ransom, or in their language, "bail". This terrorist group appears to be operating with impunity, any leads as to who was responsible would be appreciated.

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    10. Re:Dangerous Act Of Terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawful discrimination based on immutable characteristics.

      Phrenology's time to shine has come again!

    11. Re:Dangerous Act Of Terror by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Can we maybe stop referring to every fucking criminal act out there as a "terror attack?" It's childish and stupid.

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      You're scheming on a thing that's a mirage
      I'm trying to tell you now it's sabotage
      Why; our backs are now against the wall
      Listen all of y'all it's a sabotage
      Listen all of y'all it's a sabotage
      Listen all of y'all it's a sabotage
      Listen all of y'all it's a sabotage

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  21. Tax free? by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    That 250,000 tax free? shirt, if they tax it at 33% plus local tax fees/wage taxes/city tax/amusement tax. The Government has to get a piece of the pie too.

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    1. Re:Tax free? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Why would it be tax free? Wages aren't tax free.

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    2. Re:Tax free? by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      it was meant to be funny.

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    3. Re:Tax free? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Sorry bout that.

      Too many people say that kinda thing seriously.

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    4. Re:Tax free? by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      no problem, guess that's why I,m not a comedian lol

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  22. Laid off telecom worker? by r-diddly · · Score: 2

    Maybe those layoffs weren't such a cost-saver after all!

  23. What is his name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack maybe?

    1. Re:What is his name? by grnbrg · · Score: 1

      Hi Jack!

  24. Re:'Precedes' preceding previous 'preceding events by swillden · · Score: 2

    *sigh*

    It's not a mistake, it's a clue. A good one. Clearly, the perp is a time-traveller, which really narrows down the list of suspects.

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  25. Re:'Precedes' preceding previous 'preceding events by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they meant that the attack "follows" or "was preceded by" 11 previous ones. It doesn't mean what it says, though, that's for sure.

  26. Expert knowledge and specialist tools? by pla · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seriously? Find a pole marked in orange (or in this case, manhole). Take the bolt-cutters to the only armored cable on the pole / in the hole. Make sure to repeat at least a few feet away to make it virtually impossible to splice cleanly.

    This doesn't take "expert knowledge and specialist tools", any moron could do it.

    Now, doing it without blinding yourself with a 40W IR laser beam...

    1. Re:Expert knowledge and specialist tools? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      laser beam...

      Are sharks now considered a suspect?

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    2. Re:Expert knowledge and specialist tools? by nnull · · Score: 1

      Polycarbonate safety glasses that you can get anywhere. There you go.

  27. Yeah, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While the guy above you is an ass, clearly... It really isn't like that at all.

    Millions of dollars of business isn't running through your house, pleb. This is not at all comparable.

    1. Re:Yeah, no. by bob_super · · Score: 1

      Millions of dollars of business isn't running through the copper cable pictured in that second link either.
      A severed fiber cable picture isn't exactly hard to find, why don't "journalists" make a bit of effort?

    2. Re: Yeah, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The author probably did not pick that image. Also who gives a dhit?

  28. Testing Paths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I know one of the guys who installed most of the fiber in this area, and I also know Ham radio operators (who are very conscious about communications), and their independent conclusions are that "someone" is testing the fiber paths for redundancy in planning for a widespread fiber attack at some future point in time.

    1. Re:Testing Paths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah sure. The HAM-fisters always claim that their "emergency communications capability" is as important as the water supply.

      Like NSA saying there are so many terroristos and they need more billions for more computers and consultants.

      Or like Pfizer telling you how sick you really are and need preventative medication or something to the effect.

    2. Re:Testing Paths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a surprise. HAM operators are also the type of people who believe the gubmint is gonna take their guns and live in the woods and have survival shelters. Get a grip.

    3. Re:Testing Paths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a HAM-fister but I do work in emergency management and those guys are the ones to save your bacon when all the fancy technology fractures and crumbles in a big enough event. Fiber, trunked radio systems, cell phone towers, phone lines, we don't rely on any of it to keep working, for good reason.

  29. broken smartphone app by mynamestolen · · Score: 0

    Dear sd your app is broken . I should be able to override my comment filtering options by tapping on a comment

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  30. Only one solution to this mounting problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We MUST build terminator bots to patrol and protect the tunnels under our manholes. And sharks to protect the underwater ones.

  31. oops by mynamestolen · · Score: 1

    I meant your mobile site. It's almost as hopeless as me

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  32. If I was a fiber optic cable repair person... by tralfaz2001 · · Score: 1

    I know how I could generate work for myself. Just sayin. OK I confess it was me.

  33. Ahmed by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Troll

    Did anyone talk to the kid who got arrested for bringing a digital clock/suitcase nuke into a Texas school? I mean, clearly he's a troublemaker and has the extremely advanced technical skills to be able to access a manhole Mission Impossible-style and sever fiber-optic cables with his mind.

    I'm not saying, I'm just saying, you know?

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  34. FIFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    k = kilo = 1000

    You meant K = K = 1024

    256K dollars is much more than $256,000.00 (256k dollars).

    1. Re: FIFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      k = kilo yes. But guess what K is? Oh shit, it is also kilo!
      You broke my funny bone.

  35. $250k by frovingslosh · · Score: 0

    Or the people they have overcharged and cheated. They could, of course, stop cheating and gouging people, but the $250k reward is small potatoes compared to what they overcharge people each year with their monopoly powers.

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    I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
    1. Re:$250k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Or the people they have overcharged and cheated. They could, of course, stop cheating and gouging people, but the $250k reward is small potatoes compared to what they overcharge people each year with their monopoly powers."

      THIS!

    2. Re: $250k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or any American who doesn't support their collusion with the NSA to violate American's rights.

    3. Re: $250k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ripper is someone who rips off another right? Who do I know in California that rips off people with fiber optics? I feel like the obvious answer is AT&T. Is that an option?

    4. Re:$250k by thogard · · Score: 1

      Or anyone on the do not call list this is still getting phone calls.

    5. Re: $250k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A ripper is also someone who rips something out. For example, ripping fiber optic cables out of the ground, you dickface.

  36. Why Ripper and not Rippers!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who said it was just one person? Could it not be more than one?
    How was this conclusion reached?

  37. perhaps AT&T should stop pissing people off.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    imagine,
    if they improved their customer service arm of the company with the absorbsion of Direkt TeeVee I bet it woudl be easier on an order of magnitude to find this individual.. or perhaps it may just stop all together

    who the F*ck am I kidding, they enjoy it too much.. It wont stop, and service will just degrade..

    Or the details of the payment,, Spread over 25 to 30 years.. paid in yearly stipens..

  38. 250k what an insult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the damage this guy / these guys are doing, 250k is an insult. If I had a lead on that I would be asking a 50 million outside the US or fuck you, ATT, reach out and touch yourself (based on the ATT commercial jingle if you grew up in the late 70s early 80s)

  39. Re:'Precedes' preceding previous 'preceding events by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finding a Time-Traveller may be difficult. However, for those wishing more info on time-travelling, this announcement might be helpful.

    The Time Travelling convention will be held last month! Tickets went on sale next week! Get yours yesterday before they run out!

  40. For that much money... by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    For that much money I'd cut some lines and then turn myself in!

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  41. Re:So who could possibly be that upset with AT& by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    You forgot "competitors".

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  42. What's the motive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just mayhem to cause trouble,

    or probing for something serious later

    or cutting service to somewhere so he can do something while service is down,

    or something else.

    If I were writing a movie, doing something while service is down makes the best plot.

  43. Edit please by Y2K+is+bogus · · Score: 1

    "The attack precedes 11 previous ones in California in the preceding twelve months."

    What does the attack precede?

    1. Re: Edit please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a time loop. Just be patient.

  44. Re:perhaps AT&T should stop pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what should be modded, but never will :(

  45. Die Russen kommen ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No doubt it is Vladdy himself doing a practice mission for the day he and his ninjas will invade America !!!

  46. Time warp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The attack precedes 11 previous ones"
    The cutter is trying to prevent time travel, stopping the internet before it is born, so it can't be used by the time-circularity machine.

  47. Poor AT&T not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sticking it to the man. Good job whoever you may be.

  48. Re: So who could possibly be that upset with AT&am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot they've been checking the usual suspects since 11 months ago and no leads.

  49. Wow. And the perp is a time-traveler too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like $250K would be a bargain to get ahold of that tech!

  50. Could AT&T have spent it on Stagefright mitiga by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    Could AT&T have used that money to filter MMS messages carrying Android malware devivered via StageFright? If so, then who at AT&T made the decision to abandon their paying customers in favor of protecting their (gl)ass?

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  51. Have you worked for AT&T? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be willing to bet it's a legitimate subcontractor fulfilling poorly worded service orders, and AT&T has its head up its ass.

    1. Re:Have you worked for AT&T? by wulfhere · · Score: 1

      +1, So Very True

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  52. I wonder if this is getting more common by blackanvil · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this sort of thing is getting more common. We've been seeing a lot of fiber breaks, attributed variously to "rodent chew," "car striking utility pole," and "wind damage," but all in a relatively small area for one set of connections, and I've heard of similar coincidental clusters of breaks in other areas. Nobody wants the bad press of admitting to sabotage, and unless its something obvious like a cut armored cable, its easy to attribute it to some random accident. Or I could just be paranoid, but that is what they pay me for.

    1. Re:I wonder if this is getting more common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "car striking utility pole," and "wind damage

      Your fiber isn't under ground next to your electricity and gas? I'd like to see someone try to dig into the telecom wiring only to hit the 1400v underground power.

  53. Sarah Connor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bahahaha

  54. So much love by thogard · · Score: 1

    "We don't care, we don't have to...we're the phone company." -- Ernestine (Lily Tomlin)

    Another NSA related video from Laugh-In from about 1970.

  55. Numbers by johnsnails · · Score: 1

    Tracking this guy down could make a cool numbers episode.

  56. There's a simple and cheaper way by mrprogrammerman · · Score: 1

    Just set up a security camera and catch them in the act.

  57. I have information... by marciot · · Score: 1

    AT&T Offers $250k Reward To Find the California Fiber-Optic Ripper

    His name is Jack... Jack the Ripper.

  58. Re:So who could possibly be that upset with AT& by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

    I don't think you have a firm grasp on the word "monopoly".

  59. Serial Rippist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surprised this wasn't in the headline, both words are contained in the summary.

    ie. "250k reward offered for information leading to arrest of Serial Rippist."

  60. Suffering Christ - the Grammar! by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    The latest incident... precedes 11 previous ones... in the preceding twelve months.

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  61. time travel by sribe · · Score: 1

    "The attack precedes 11 previous ones..."

    So, wow, we may have much more to worry about after this time-traveling alien has finished probing the weaknesses in our infrastructure.

  62. Re:So who could possibly be that upset with AT& by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    I don't think you have a firm grasp on the word "monopoly".

    Actually, I do. There are a few competitors to AT&T in California.....Sprint, T-Mobile, and U.S. Cellular come to mind.

    I doubt it's any of them, frankly, it's more likely to be some disgruntled jackass or former employee.

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  63. Um, English please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AT&T has* offered

    AT&T is one corporate entity. You use has. It has, they have. That's how it works. AT&T is an "it", you use has.