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FTC Appoints EFF Board Member Lorrie Cranor As Chief Technologist (ftc.gov)

itwbennett writes: The US Federal Trade Commission has appointed Lorrie Faith Cranor as Chief Technologist. Cranor is the director of the Carnegie Mellon Usable Privacy and Security Laboratory and a member of the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) Board of Directors. She was previously a researcher at AT&T Labs Research and has also taught at the Stern School of Business at New York University. She will succeed Ashkan Soltani at the FTC. "Cranor has authored over 150 research papers on online privacy and usable security, and has played a central role in establishing the usable privacy and security research community."

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  1. Usability security is for Cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    You are all Cows. Cows say Mooo. Mooo! Mooo! Mooo Cows Moooo! Mooo say the Cows. YOU SECURE THEATER COWS!!!

    1. Re:Usability security is for Cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus Christ - What the French Toast is up with this Asshole and his Cows??

  2. Famous Steve Ballmer Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Linux is Caner" - Steve Ballmer

  3. Famous Prince Charles Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Throughout human history, only the excess born or tyrants and brigands yearn for memory in abundance of 640K" - Charles, Prince of Wales

    1. Re:Famous Prince Charles Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Charles never said that. It was Bill Gates.

    2. Re:Famous Prince Charles Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats not just a woosh that was a fighter jet 20 feet above your head level of woosh.

    3. Re:Famous Prince Charles Quote by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      You just double-wooshed yourself, maaaaan.

    4. Re: Famous Prince Charles Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Bill Gates never said that. The whole 640k quote is a myth.

  4. Famous Churchill Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There is nothing to fear, but fear itself" - Winston Churchill.

    1. Re:Famous Churchill Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm.... I'm pretty sure this was FDR. :/

    2. Re:Famous Churchill Quote by davester666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah, he would always copy what Winston did and insist he did it first.

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    3. Re: Famous Churchill Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Churchill gets all the good quotes."
      - Mohandas Gandhi

  5. Good old Lorrie by LawnBoy · · Score: 2

    I went to college with her (well, I was undergrad and she was a grad student, but we were in an honor society together). It's always a bit odd to see an old friend's name in the subject line on Slashdot.

    1. Re:Good old Lorrie by Alan+Shutko · · Score: 2

      I remember her from school as well, from ACM. Always enjoyed her analyses of electronic voting and it's awesome to keep seeing her in the news.

    2. Re: Good old Lorrie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to Woodstock with her.

    3. Re: Good old Lorrie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      I remember her from the block party swinger days. She fucked my girlfriend in the ass with a giant dildo.

    4. Re:Good old Lorrie by cemulli · · Score: 1

      That's why I clicked on this as well. Not a school connection for me though, I've just met her at a conference or two. She wouldn't remember me, but I like her work on privacy.

  6. Famous Bill Gates Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "In baseball, you don't know nothing." - Bill Gates

  7. Famous Obama Quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!" - Barak Hussein Obama

    1. Re:Famous Obama Quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"

      Actually, that was Philip G. Epstein and Julius and Howard Koch, adapted from an unpublished play written by Murray Bennett and Joan Alison.

  8. Famous Yogi Berra Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" - Yogi Berra

  9. Will they listen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whoa! Sudden outbreak of common sense! Sounds like a person with the right qualifications for the post. Will the pols listen to educated input? With the way things are going, doubt it...

    1. Re:Will they listen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CMU? Home of this story? http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/11/fbi-the-allegation-that-we-paid-cmu-1m-to-hack-into-tor-is-inaccurate/

    2. Re: Will they listen? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      > Will the pols listen to educated input?

      "Truth is treason in an empire of lies."

      (though I wish her all the luck in being an exception)

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      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    3. Re: Will they listen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to attribute your quote! (In this case, Adolf Hitler.)

    4. Re: Will they listen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You need to attribute your quote!
      Nope

      > In this case, Adolf Hitler.
      Nope

  10. Famous Sun Tzu Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder." - Sun Tzu

  11. Famous Dr. Seuss Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time." - Dr. Seuss

  12. Famous Donale Trump Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has not escaped our notice that the specific pairing we have postulated immediately suggests a possible copying mechanism for the genetic material. - Donald H. Trump

    1. Re:Famous Donale Trump Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All Muslims in the US will carry a Muslim Identification Card" - Donald Horatio Trump, III, Esq.

  13. We really need someone to fix the FCC issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I want an EFF supporter on the inside of the FTC I think what is happening at the FCC is more critical and detrimental to our future security, privacy, and civil rights. All our devices are being locked down and infected with digital restrictions and spyware that we're not even able to detect (easily) via particular critical components (firmware). The Save Wifi campaign is trying to fix this- but nobody is listening.

    And the fact of the matter is we're seeing everything getting locked down. Besides many popular routers including those from Netgear, Linksys, Rosewill, and others which have been mentioned in the recent past during the FCC comment period we've got other popular manufacturers to add to the list of those locking things down: Ubiquity. But the issue doesn't just apply to routers so we're going to have a nightmare security situation very soon. Or I should say a worsening situation. It's already really bad with companies like Intel, AMD, NVIDIA, and others embedding proprietary signed bits that we can't replace with free versions and we have no idea what the code is doing.

  14. Famous Mao Zedong Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In time of difficulties, we must not lose sight of our achievements." - Mao Zedong

  15. Haven't heard of her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I rarely ever hear about the people on Slashdot articles. Been in this industry over 20 years, too.

  16. Somebody lost a bet !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How else? Like that CIA 'appointment', though he bought his position. Anyone who read his 'resume' would know that guy has no business being CIA's top.

  17. Well I feel much better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, a former researcher from AT&T Labs AND Carnegie Melon, working as Chief Technologist for the FTC! I know for sure now that someone with a real understanding of modern technology, security, and privacy issues we'll finally have someone working hard to protect the rights of the consumer!

    Stop laughing! I'm serious!

    I mean, just because Carnegie Mellon was accused of breaking TOR for the Feds doesn't mean SHE had anything to do with it. Right?

    And AT&T Labs. I mean, no idea what scandals happened while she was in their employ, so she probably wasn't part of things like deep packet inspection or anything. Right?

    If the US Gov is now a P2W platform, where do I sign up to start swiping?

    1. Re:Well I feel much better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You beat me to it.

      The only comment I have is that if she was at AT&T far enough in the past, it would still have been Bell Labs, and I've known enough of them to know that they don't just let anyone join.

  18. Famous Ban Ki-moon Quote by davester666 · · Score: 0

    "Here's to you....sucking my dick!" - Ban Ki-moon

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    Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
    1. Re:Famous Ban Ki-moon Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. That was Abraham Lincoln.

      Koreans don't have a substantial enough dick to suck.

  19. Famous Steve Ballmer Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Linux is worse than Hitler" - Steve Ballmer

  20. Famous Steve Ballmer Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Linux raped my mother" - Steve Ballmer

  21. Famous Richard Nixon Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "Oh, the humanity!" - Richard Milhous Nixon

  22. Famous Stalin Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "Teddy Ruxpin is my Friend, and Grubby's my friend, too" - Jospeh Stalin

  23. Lorrie by The+Atog+Lord · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lorrie Cranor was my PhD advisor at Carnegie Mellon. Lorrie is absolutely brilliant. She is energetic to the point of being tireless. Lorrie is a world-leading expert in both computer security and privacy. She will do an amazing job in her new role. The US is fortunate to have her.

    1. Re: Lorrie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. As chairmember on the EFF I can only imagine the ways the FTC will attempt to take advantages of her knowledge.
        "Give me encryption or give me a million dollars" unknown

  24. Why is this article in Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Because it's pushing the JEW agenda of nation-wrecking, one of which is pretending that women are the same as men, and thereby denying men the right to jobs.

    I wonder why Slashdot isn't pushing for more women (or rather, ANY women) to work on oil rigs, down mines, in smelting works, building skyscrapers, and all the other hundreds of dangerous and often DEADLY jobs that only MEN do. You know, the jobs where hundreds of MEN are killed every year. Why aren't women crying out to do those jobs?

  25. Bad ass cyberfeminist. Greeeeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

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    " Cranor is also a self-described "bad-ass cyberfeminist" who features in CMU's #ILookLikeAnEngineer Facebook promotion for female engineers."
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  26. NOOOOOO! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 2, Funny

    Won't someone think of the companies?! How are our young and vulnerable multi-billion multi-nationals going to cope with the tyranny of an ethical appointee?! It's class warfare, I tell you! *sigh*

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  27. Famous Carnegie Mellon quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Carnegie Mellon University includes the Software Engineering Institute, which is a federally funded research and development center. One of the missions of the SEIâ(TM)s CERT division is to research and identify vulnerabilities in software and computing networks so that they may be sold to the FBI and used to bypass the 4th Amendment restrictions against unreasonable search."

  28. So... What Can She Tell Us About Tor? by forbin_meet_hal · · Score: 1

    8-/

  29. FTC has had a bunch of good advisers lately by billstewart · · Score: 1

    A bunch of good people from the electronic privacy community have been at the FTC (and seem to keep recommending their friends as successors :-) Besides Lorrie and Ashkan, Ed Felten and Steve Bellovin (one of the authors of the original Usenet and the Firewall book), and probably other people we know have been there. Occasionally we also get people into the FCC (like Dave Farber some years ago.)

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    Bill Stewart
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