Google Santa Tracker Is Back
theodp writes: Google Santa Tracker is back, notes the Official Google Blog, and kids can brush up on their computer skills there with new coding games throughout the month. If they want to explore more Google coding projects, Santa Tracker advises kids to visit Made With Code, where they can learn how to "design a ZAC Zac Posen dress that turns heads and lights up a room." Made with Code, Google explains in its FAQS, is part of the company's $90M mission to creatively engage girls with code. Last year, Made With Code teamed with the National Park Service to make the lighting of the White House Christmas trees a girls-only coding project.
Boys graduate college at much lower rates than girls, get locked up at much higher rates (and for longer on average for the same crime), usually lose their kids and have to pay alimony and child support in a divorce (even if the women initiates and even in cases where she cuckolded him),
work longer hours (that's largely where the wage discrepancy comes from), and are still socially obligated to pay for things for their women
But yeah, girls need another advantage. Because girl power! And if you disagree with this you're sexist. And a rapist. And that's guilty until proven innocent on that rape charge, and even if it's proven innocent, your reputation is still tarnished. Girl power!
Are these girls going to develop their own scripting language? Their own interpreter? Their own language and compiler for whatever language the interpreter is written in? Their own assembler? Their own CPU and object language?
Or are they just going to sign up girls up to use a huge stack of tools built by men?
See that "Preview" button?
"Made With Code teamed with the National Park Service to make the lighting of the White House Christmas trees a girls-only coding project." Discrimination is morally-justified when it's really just revenge dressed up as diversity.
Google tracks everyone, even fictional characters that don't exist in real life. News at 11.
Rumor has it that Santa started using Ad Block this Christmas season.
Chicks don't dig stalkers and creeps... Getting your wish will be your undoing.
and i gotta say, the elves will not be pleased.
Anons need not reply. Questions end with a question mark.
The liberals just raised taxes again on his corporation North Pole Inc. and forced him to provide Obamacare for his elves. They also sued him for giving coal to bad children, saying it that every child should be a winner and it was unfair to black kids who grew up in worse situations than whites, so therefore Santa's policy was racial discrimination. The fine was $400,000,000.
He is no longer able to make a profit and therefore had to declare bankruptcy. Sorry kids. ;(
Vote for Trump in 2016 if you want Santa to come back. Make America great again!
I wish they'd make the Santa tracker actually based on local culture, rather than doing an American-centric view. Different countries have Santa visiting on different nights all throughout December, and I think the Santa Tracker should reflect that.
For example, in Holland it's the 5th December when he visits.
I've always liked the NORAD one http://www.noradsanta.org/
I hate to break this to you, but Google is not eager to pay girls lots of money. They want to flood the market.
Now that the Pope has mounted his Encyclical that has made some scientists uncomfortable (because it disagrees with their views) and has made other scientists uncomfortable (because it agrees with their views) and yet others jubilant (because for them it was never about science, it was only about getting their way)... there will be a ribbon cutting ceremony at the Climate Summit in Paris this week as the final North Pole 'Cold War' barrier between science and religion is ceremoniously cut. Crews are standing by to tear down the wall between faith and empirical evidence that has symbolized the oppression of Great Ideas since the late Renaissance.
Santa Claus will preside over the ceremony, holding out a large golden scissors and when the ribbon is cut, "There will not be a soul left alive who can deny his existence!" said Mrs.Claus, whose role in traditional affairs has been confined to baking cookies. But now as her husband tends to his yearly duties, she has shucked the apron and is teaming up with a Silicon Valley PR agency to launch an Internet and Social Media campaign to shine the spotlight on what she calls The Wall Of Science.
"They call it an age of enlightenment, but it has been bad for us," she lamented. "The average age at which parents tell their children that "Santa doesn't really exist" has been dropping steadily, and there are even households where young children have always believed that their loving parents are behind it all. These children are being deprived of the wonder that arises from a belief in supernatural forces and miracles, and the essential idea that fountains of free money will flow your way if you elect progressively Socialist governments that tax big business and consolidate world governments. While we cannot easily legislate a belief in Santa Claus, we'll have to the next best thing --- get the United Nations involved in the issue, and prove Santa's existence by showing him on TV and Facebook."
The role of the UN is crucial. Santa Claus has long been considered a delegate from the North Pole in ex officio, but now between solstices he will take his new position as head the IMF. "The elves have been a labor problem for over 100 years and heating costs have skyrocketed. We've shut the factories and the elves have applied for 'climate refugee status' to Europe and the Americas. With IMF funds we will be able to out-source toy production to facilities in low-wage countries. Santa's bags will now be full UN investment capital, to be distributed to countries who get with the program. And everybody gets a lump of coal this year, in the form of a hefty Carbon Tax."
But what is this 'Wall of Science' Mrs. Claus has taken such a bead on? "It is the wall that divides us, that is all. In a world of unrestricted travel and electronic communication that crosses borders, we were desperately searching for something to tear down. You cannot start a grassroots campaign without tearing something down. Then some nice folks at the Vatican pointed us to the Wall, which they said separated persons who demand empirical evidence to build their positions from those who place faith and opinion foremost, then go looking for talking points to support their views. It had little to do with toys so at first we were skeptical, until they gave us a >wink< and said, you know, those of little faith do not believe in St. Nicholas... and after we heard that, we were all in."
"As you know," Mrs. Claus continued, "there has been a crisis in the Catholic Church. But at the same time there has been a breakaway group, the Gaians, whose personification an Earth writhing in pain under the threat of Corporate Man attained crucial 'faith' status some time back with the rise of the Algorians, whose scepters were hockey sticks. The Catholic Church has come to the conclusion that if it can draw in the Gaians, the combined numbers can effect real change in the world. Millennials reject symbols of office and velvet costumes, yet they respond well to activist causes, so long as you can wear jean
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Whats the tracker URL? Does it have anything worth downloading?
tf: Google is putting Santa in danger!!!!
Where did you copy/paste this horseshit from?
You're messin' with my Zen Thing, man.....
..and my penis fell off.
...but the summary beat me to it. Dammit! I was going to say something like, 'but what are they doing to get girls into coding?' I was going to be so witty. Then I saw that it's actually a real thing. Now I don't know what to knit-pick. Are they doing enough to encourage black people? Maybe they need a kwanza-bot tracker?