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Fan Lists Himself As a Band's Family Member On Wikipedia To Sneak Backstage (theguardian.com)

AmiMoJo writes: A music fan in Melbourne managed to sneak his way backstage at a gig this week by editing a band's Wikipedia page on his phone. David Spargo was attending a show by Australian duo Peking Duk when he had a "lightbulb-above-the-head kind of moment." After editing Peking Duk's Wikipedia entry to list him under "family," he approached a security guard with his ID, saying he was the step-brother of band member Reuben Styles and producing his phone as proof. "I stood out there for five minutes and I started to think this isn't going to work," Spargo told The Guardian. "Then Reuben pops his head out and is like, 'hey bro, come on in.'"

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  1. So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So then, it didn't work. After five minutes of laughing they decided to meet the guy who thought it actually would. Then for some reason the Guardian ran a story about it (slow news day?) and for some even more inexplicable reason it ended up on Slashdot.

    1. Re: So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Inexplicable? You haven't been on Slashdot for a while then.

    2. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Its about having big balls -- the bold reap rewards.

      We've got a lot of big talkers around here. This guy actually walked the walk instead of just pretending to be bold from the safety of his mom's basement. The band admired the guy's chutzpah and rewarded him for it. That's the lesson here.

    3. Re:So it DIDN'T work by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Funny

      It worked in the sense he got to meet the band!

      I agree though, clearly the pretext itself failed. Obviously Reuben Styles decided he wanted to meet someone audacious enough to edit wikipedia and pretend to be his step-brother. So I say good for both of them.

      Step-brother / brother was a questionable choice. I don't think I have ever met anyone who can't name the siblings and step siblings, paternity claims and such aside.

      On the hand had he claimed to be a second cousin or something. That might fly with some people. I have known a lot of far flung families that are not very close where someone might not be able to name the children of their cousins, especially easy to image if their parent came from a large family or if their aunts or uncles had a large family.

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    4. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So the Trump-Hitler school of politicking then?

    5. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very explicable reason. It only takes one word: dice.

    6. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I got backstage to meet my favourite band (Anacrusis) back in the 90s. I had just attended a course at one of IBM's many offices, and was still wearing my IBM ID badge. I folded my ticket in half, slipped it in the badge, and nodded confidently to the bouncer as I walked past him. Then I walked into the first room and asked where the band were. They told me, but then I got cocky and told them how I'd got in. Turns out these were all bouncers. They said "give me one good reason why I don't kick your ass and throw you out". Never talked so fast in my life.

      I got to meet the band, but I didn't get a write-up in the Guardian about it, so this guy has twice as much chutzpah as I did :)

    7. Re:So it DIDN'T work by TWX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm starting to think that the popular 1988 song from Living Colour is more a documentary set to music than a satire unfortunately...

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    8. Re:So it DIDN'T work by TWX · · Score: 2

      Someone further removed wouldn't have had any chance to be let in. Granted, on the face of it this didn't work either (any security guard better not let someone in that's not on the approved list) but someone further removed than direct household member wouldn't be granted access as a matter of course.

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    9. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the hand had he claimed to be a second cousin or something. That might fly with some people. I have known a lot of far flung families that are not very close where someone might not be able to name the children of their cousins, especially easy to image if their parent came from a large family or if their aunts or uncles had a large family.

      But at that point, you might buy their story, but there's no reason to let 'em in.

    10. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His goal was to meet the band backstage. It worked.

      Much like pre-ordering Fallout 4 with a box full of bottlecaps, it works once, when the people are entertained by it. Copycats will (probably) not succeed because it's been done already.

    11. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Rob+Earl · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he just trusts wikipedia more than his own memory. I bet he wouldn't be the first person in a band to forget something like his sister getting married!

    12. Re:So it DIDN'T work by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They told me, but then I got cocky and told them how I'd got in.

      Lesson don't drop your pretext before you have met the objective.

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    13. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > So the Trump-Hitler school of politicking then?

      Yeah, sneaking backstage at a concert is just like the holocaust.

    14. Re:So it DIDN'T work by TWX · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its about having big balls -- the bold reap rewards.

      We've got a lot of big talkers around here. This guy actually walked the walk instead of just pretending to be bold from the safety of his mom's basement. The band admired the guy's chutzpah and rewarded him for it. That's the lesson here.

      Heh. I got myself off of a particular telemarketing firm's call list a while back; they were actually a local company pushing "the go green campaign" and I was able to glean enough information out of the caller to figure out the name of the real company. I used that information to find the name of the owner on Linked In and I then used his name to find his contact information, based on some stuff he'd handed out at a trade show or something. I called him at dinner time on his personal phone and we had a little chat about his company calling despite my repeated insistence that they stop; never heard from them after that ever again.

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    15. Re:So it DIDN'T work by KGIII · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bordering on off-topic but tangentially related, I followed the link to the article and, I confess, I read it. I am sorry. I didn't really mean to but there was nothing posted and I'm not a first post kind of guy normally. Anyhow, it led me (by curiosity) to an "interesting" article on transhumanism. It turns out, it's not what I was expecting and I learned something. I mean something other than they're batshit insane.

      http://www.theverge.com/a/tran...

      That, I think, would have made a better article than this. We could actually have an interesting discussion concerning that. It's a long, but not bad, read. I know, 'tis off-topic (and I'll post as me so you can happily mod me as such as I certainly deserve it) but it is kind of interesting. If I weren't so lazy, I'd submit it. Maybe someone else is interested in it? I'm not so good at that summary thing.

      Did I mention they're batshit crazy? They've even got in-fighting and a presidential candidate but it would appear that not many people like him. He has a family and they tolerate him. It's a whole bowl of insanity but it's all very much tech related. It's all about tech, it seems. That and living forever. Oh, and batshit crazy seems to be mandatory. I'd ride around on the bus with him but that's because I'm easily amused. Hell, I'd even donate to his cause to ride around with him if I had time.

      Anyhow, if you're bored and want something really tech related then there's an interesting article. I'd never looked into it but I always thought transhumanism was what those furry and vampire people were into. It turns out they're just people who want to augment their body with tech and, mostly, live forever.

      I guess I'm not sorry for the OT post (if I was sorry, I'd not do it) but yeah, it's a far more interesting subject than someone editing Wikipedia and getting into a back-stage after-party using mostly social engineering and the people who were there actually opting to tolerate it. I expected it to be a not-so-attentive security guard opting to let them through without checking but it turns out that they did and that the band members let them get away with it. It's not really as exciting as it might have been and will teach me to not read the article. In all fairness, I was bored while awaiting some uploads to finish. FTP is still ungodly slow.

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    16. Re:So it DIDN'T work by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny
      It did work.

      Don't believe me? OK, Just give me five minutes and then check Wikipedia.

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    17. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop oppressing this thread, fascist!

    18. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be his brother-in-law. Not his step-brother.

    19. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few years back I got to go back-stage with Three Dog Night (yes, they're still alive) and then dined with them and did a few things that needn't be mentioned in public forums. They've a right to some privacy. At any rate, I paid for the former and the latter happened quite by accident. It was the only place that was still open that served food of any value. However, I'd paid for VIP seating (in a tent with alcohol, it was an outdoors show) for myself and a few others which is how we ended up back stage in a second tent and hanging out for a while. I even helped them put some gear away - they're not so popular that it is all left to the roadies.

      I throw a couple of decent parties every year but the big one is on Memorial Day weekend. I've hired a band for that but nothing *too* famous outside of the region. Other than that, and I can share this one in public - I don't think he'll mind, I was somehow involved, or at least present, for a weed delivery to the manager of some fellow named Afroman. I'm assured he's a hit with the kids and I've heard one of his songs that I know of. While I can't really disclose how I got involved in that situation, I can say that it was an interesting evening.

      We were invited to their after-show and hotel party, they were at Sunday River at the time and wanted some "Maine Skunk." So, we were somehow involved in this delivery process and might have been the originators or whatnot but that's immaterial. We were invited but declined to partake in this fine young man's festivities. So, I guess that could count as to something that I could have done but declined to do. It didn't seem like something that either of us would enjoy and we were simply doing a favor for someone as they needed to save face. I seem to recall that the manager was given an ounce of some of Maine's finest.

      Err... You know, I should probably post this as an AC. Plausible deniability and all that. Oh, heh, it was August 21, 2011 that the Three Dog Night concert was. I still have the hat that I bought there. Just a little tiny outdoor show, it was kind of awesome. I'd seen them once back in the 70s (East Rutherford, New Jersey maybe?) but that was a long time ago. Seeing them again was kind of cool. They still "rocked the house" and were full of energy. The following year I managed to see Meatloaf which is a whole other story and doesn't actually involve any back-stage anything but seeing some of the older bands has been kind of fun.

      Finally, I've met Susan Tedeschi more than once. She used to play in a few coffee shops where the "back room" was more like a supply closet or bathroom. I never went backstage with her but I'd have liked to. ;-) Man, she's got some pipe. I've had some run-ins with other famous folks but not sneaked in back-stage nor have I gotten away with anything outlandish but this is a rather droll subject so I might as well unleash my mindless drivel on the masses.

      Oops. Heh, almost forgot to post AC. ;-) Thank you, Mr. Preview Button.

    20. Re:So it DIDN'T work by aitikin · · Score: 1

      That would be brother-in-law, not step brother...

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    21. Re:So it DIDN'T work by SumDog · · Score: 2

      It doesn't seem clear in the article? Did the guard believe him or did he and the bank members just think it was funny enough to let him in?

      I really hope most of the world realized that anyone can edit Wikipedia at any time.

    22. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be That Guy who, when someone says "Hey, let's invite Anon to the party!" everyone groans and rolls their eyes at the newbie who didn't know what a total and complete buzzkill you are. You're the Guy Who Never Gets The Joke, and worse, you're the Guy Who Points Out Why The Joke Doesn't Make Sense. You yak all through any movie you go to, 'debunking' why this-and-that can't be real, won't work in the real world, and how shitty the writing and directing are in part because of that, and how you'd do so much better if you were writing and directing it. You get this confused look on your face when someone finally has enough of your shit and tells you "STFU and enjoy the movie!", then mumble something about how you are enjoying it.

      Since you're the poster-boy for cluelessness: They invited him in regardless because he had the balls to actually try a stunt like that; he impressed them with his audacity. If anything it shows that that band is probably pretty awesome because they don't take themselves too seriously. Wouldn't at all be surprised if they invite the guy backstage at their next gig, too.

    23. Re:So it DIDN'T work by malditaenvidia · · Score: 1

      Mike Godwin strikes again.

    24. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going to watch old bands play is like watching the heros of your youth snuffed out by time
      Glad that you get to enjoy them while they circle the drain, but it sounds like as much fun as a funeral to me

    25. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL I seem to recall you sharing that before. That or someone shared a very similar story. Life sometimes hands you memorable things. Oddly, I don't get a lot of telemarketing calls. I don't think I've gotten many of them since the 1990s. Not even the politics folks call me. I kind of wish this wasn't the case, I'm itching to get a call from one of those Windows support scam callers. I'm using a VPN while using VNC to connect to my home computer through a hotel's wireless.

    26. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Its about having big balls -- the bold reap rewards.

      We've got a lot of big talkers around here. This guy actually walked the walk instead of just pretending to be bold from the safety of his mom's basement. The band admired the guy's chutzpah and rewarded him for it. That's the lesson here.

      Ah, this might be a minor point here, but if you're looking to showcase the rewards of actually leaving Mom's basement, you're probably talking to the wrong forum.

      Wait, no, that's not quite right. You are talking to the wrong forum.

    27. Re:So it DIDN'T work by TWX · · Score: 1

      Might've been me. I have shared it once before.

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    28. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have known a lot of far flung families that are not very close where someone might not be able to name the children of their cousins, especially easy to image if their parent came from a large family or if their aunts or uncles had a large family.

      Hell, I don't even know most of my first cousins. Know all the ones on my father's side, but my mother came near the end of a very large family. Her youngest sister (a few years younger than her) had about 1 month age difference with her oldest niece.

    29. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to post as AC or censor yourself because nobody gives a shit or expects anything more of the band.

    30. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fail

    31. Re:So it DIDN'T work by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      I don't think I have ever met anyone who can't name the siblings and step siblings, paternity claims and such aside.

      My mom remarried when I was a teenager. My "new dad" was older and had several children from his previous two marriages. To this day, I don't really know how many step-siblings I actually have, much less what their names are.

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    32. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's somewhat missing the point.

      The flaw in pretending to be a close family member is that if you're sufficiently removed from the person't life that they don't immediately recognize your name you aren't a "close" family member, regardless of what the techical relation is.

    33. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you got the wrong post. The AC I was replying to had already Godwin'd it.

    34. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using publicly accessibly zero-clearance information is doxxing and you are a cyberrapist.

    35. Re:So it DIDN'T work by AntiSol · · Score: 1

      Generally this is true, but every rule has an exception. Iggy Pop is one. I'm sure he's actually a robot sent back from the future.

    36. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Guardian, the news by idiots, for idiots and about idiots, except with no d-cups and much more political correctness fascism.

    37. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    38. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News sites only care about how many people read. Been a while since news outlets cared about truth, and often rely on changing the story to make it more interesting.

      Most fishermen turned into news reporters, they taking a small fish story and change it to make it moby dick to get clicks. It is why you should never trust any news story at face value.

    39. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      I had a terrific, once in a lifetime, ruse that I pulled to get 4 backstage passes and ten comps in the audience, for the Police, playing The Theatre St-Denis in Montreal, back in the Summer before their Synchronicity LP was released. Too long, and involved (typing wise) for here, but if I can sort out whether I'll be able to link to a pastebin, from here on /. then I'll pop back in with it. It's a fun read, though, I guarantee it!

    40. Re:So it DIDN'T work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you called him back in the middle of dinner every day for the rest of the month, and shared his number with all your friends too.

    41. Re:So it DIDN'T work by doccus · · Score: 1

      The Rolling Drains? Dead Zeppelin? The Beached Boys? And let's not forget the thousandth "Who" (gives a F#@k) reunion .. I mean .. that singer still has a range of 0.15 octaves... Man.. Thank god for You Tube 60s retro videos

  2. Used Wikipedia as a source: FAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you use Wikipedia as source, you get what you deserve

  3. US President by mrthoughtful · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yea, I tried that and they didn't let me into the White House or call me Mr President.

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    1. Re:US President by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      I call shenanigans, I'm almost certain that there would be no internet access to post that at Guantanamo Bay.

    2. Re:US President by ITRambo · · Score: 1

      I apologize for that oversight Mr. President.

    3. Re:US President by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      They have real cops there and not the rent a cops you see at events / malls.

    4. Re:US President by MatthiasF · · Score: 1

      Dude, I told you... you can't wear an afro and expect people to think you're half-jewish.

      It doesn't work that way.

    5. Re:US President by malditaenvidia · · Score: 1

      Probably something to do with not being black.

    6. Re:US President by max99ted · · Score: 1

      Should have brought a disassembled clock with you :)

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  4. Re:Wikipedia admins are fucking bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of Wikipedia editors do stuff like that, I always assumed most of them are paid to control a narrative and libel anyone who tries to change it.

    Happened to me.

  5. Ah, memories by Kierthos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Many years ago, a guy got backstage at a Grateful Dead concert by doing a "Pizza for Jerry Garcia" bit. (It helped that he had a couple pizzas.)

    Apocryphally, someone tried a similar gag with Richard Nixon when he was running for President, and the Secret Service was not amused.

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    1. Re:Ah, memories by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

      >> a guy got backstage at a Grateful Dead concert by doing a "Pizza for Jerry Garcia" bit. (It helped that he had a couple pizzas.)

      It also helped that stoners are known to get the munchies. Nixon, not so much.

    2. Re:Ah, memories by slashdice · · Score: 1

      That trick also works with blowjobs and heroin.

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    3. Re:Ah, memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many years ago, a guy got backstage at a Grateful Dead concert by doing a "Pizza for Jerry Garcia" bit. (It helped that he had a couple pizzas.)

      Apocryphally, someone tried a similar gag with Richard Nixon when he was running for President, and the Secret Service was not amused.

      "Jerry Garcia isn't here, son, only the President."

    4. Re:Ah, memories by mridoni · · Score: 1

      Many years ago I was working as a motorbike messenger (Italy), and I discovered that you could enter almost every office or building if you had some envelope or parcel, and a likely-sounding name or department to deliver it to.

    5. Re:Ah, memories by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Apocryphally, someone tried a similar gag with Richard Nixon when he was running for President, and the Secret Service was not amused.

      The pizza's had anchovies

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    6. Re:Ah, memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The pizza's had apostrophes

      FTFY

    7. Re:Ah, memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That trick also works with blowjobs and heroin.

      On the musicians, or the politicians?

    8. Re:Ah, memories by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      That trick also works with blowjobs and heroin.

      Yeah, go the guard at a backstage door and say "pizza for a blowjob" and see how far you get.

    9. Re:Ah, memories by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Apocryphally, someone tried a similar gag with Richard Nixon when he was running for President, and the Secret Service was not amused.

      Things were looking good at first, but it turns out that there wasn't really a "Woodward and Bernstein's Pizza Palace" in that city.

    10. Re:Ah, memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That trick also works with blowjobs and heroin.

      Yeah, go the guard at a backstage door and say "pizza for a blowjob" and see how far you get.

      That depends on if he has pizza and what you look like.

    11. Re:Ah, memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like I.C.Weiner?

  6. The world has become Tlön by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I'm unmoved, and I go on translating poems in the style of Quevedo.

    Captcha: paranoia

    1. Re:The world has become Tlön by Rei · · Score: 1

      I will remove this post from Slashdot by means of closing my browsing tab. You're free to repost a new copy of it with a hacked timestamp when I return.

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    2. Re:The world has become Tlön by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then it may have become a snake, or the id of a comment that contains an index to all other possible comments.

    3. Re:The world has become Tlön by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf is wrong with people? or am i having a fucking stroke?

    4. Re:The world has become Tlön by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, read more books? Especially stories by some 20-century writer from Buenos Aires...

    5. Re:The world has become Tlön by mrthoughtful · · Score: 1

      It is only as Tlön begins to imagine us that we become aware of our own existence.

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  7. Commercial idea by littaum · · Score: 0

    Mentos! The Freshmaker!

  8. Publicity stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A fairly transparent publicity stunt, but a highly successful one given that a band that no-one has ever heard of have now been getting international press coverage. Well done, I suppose, but I hate what the media has become in its effort to get 'stories' out as quickly as possible. The bullshit filters seem to have been permanently disabled!

  9. WikiPedia by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    The encyclopedia that anyone can edit with information that may or may not be accurate.

  10. Surprised it worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work for a mildly famous musician and for us at least if your name wasn't on thr list you were not getting in.

  11. Re:Wikipedia admins are fucking bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It happened to me too when I changed every instance of the word 'gasoline' to 'petril', as a nod to the Cheezoid robot from the Mitchell and Webb sketch. The bastards.

  12. Mr. Robot by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2

    This was a stunt they pulled in the show "Mr. Robot" (highly recommended, BTW), except it wasn't to meet a band. They were trying to sneak into a secure corporate facility, and the main character, Elliot, just shows up asking for a tour. Of course he's told they only do that by appointment, so he just says "You should look me up." After the old dufus tour guide checks his tablet and finds a detailed Wikipedia post about the young technical genius entrepreneur worth billions of dollars, he runs after him and offers him the tour.

    Of course that kind of stunt doesn't work when you have actual competent security, but every place has vulnerabilities.

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    1. Re:Mr. Robot by EdwardFurlong · · Score: 1

      I thought of this as well, in a way some of this is not difficult to believe considering the never ending shares of made up crap on Facebook, all of it I can tell right away is an outright lie or missing most of the story. Zuckerberg is giving a thousand dollars to a thousand facebook users, share for a chance to win! Racist judge gives kid 60 years for driving with suspended license! With a little bit of effort you could probably convince people of just about anything.

    2. Re:Mr. Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Art imitates life, you should read up on the social engineering exploits of Kevin Mitnick
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Mitnick

      At one point he controlled the telephone switches for Las Vegas.

      Time and again he would show up as a hardware serviceman and be given direct access to locked-up equipment, because "So and so would be really pissed off if such and such did not get fixed today"

    3. Re:Mr. Robot by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      The comedian Whitney Cummings shared a story on some late night show once about arriving at the airport late and without ID or something. The guy at the ticket counter was stonewalling until she convinced him to google her to prove who she was. He very shortly escorted her through security and got her on her plane apologizing the whole way for not recognizing her, professing to be a huge fan. While on her flight she realized he had miss spelled her name on the boarding pass, and had apparently mistaken her for a porn star with a similar name.

  13. In other news by skovnymfe · · Score: 2

    In other news, an Australian band has been caught red handed paying news outlets for advertising under the guise of a stupid as fuck news article with no content what so ever. Go kill yourself slashdot. Seriously.

  14. Who is Peking Duo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they even worth sneaking backstage for?

  15. other methods: ENG camera, "press" pass by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    I was talking with someone that when you have a large ENG shoulder camera (no, not some old thing from 1980s, but a new one like Panasonic with P2 cards), they will think you are with media. This person was saying he works at a TV station and one time he wanted to attend a concert but also get a good spot. So he borrowed a dead camera and also grabbed a mic. Him and his girlfriend approach the concert, guard was welcome to let them in. In fact the guard wanted to be interviewed so he can be on the news. So the both of them played the part, she as the anchor and he as the ENG guy, with a dead camera. And they had a great time at the concert.

    Another I heard is this guy wanted to get into a swanky nightclub where you are either a celebrity or previous invite. So he went across the street into bathroom of a restaurant, saw a dispenser with a label PRESS. He peeled off the label, fashioned with some business cards a makeshift Press Pass ID card. He briefly showed the bouncer he is news media, and was let in. Few seconds later the bouncer just thought, "wait, something was not right about that badge." The guy was gone.

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    1. Re:other methods: ENG camera, "press" pass by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Yeah, taken from an old three stooges episode. And it worked for the first two, unfortunately, the third had a id labelled PULL.

  16. Now that's funny! by MakersDirector · · Score: 0

    He's lucky he could get an edit to stick! Try as I might, I have yet to make one edit to Wikipedia, legitimate or not, stick, usually bumped of by some guy with an Indian sounding last name.

    I quit relying on Wikipedia as a reliable source a long time ago. Not just because of things like this, but because of things I had noticed like this, where someone's credibility was only listed on placed where wiki made it possible to make someone do or appear to be anything they wanted.

  17. Not news for nerds, stuff that doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Nuff said.

  18. From Human Traffic: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He who dares, my son, he who dares...

  19. Great advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never heard of this band before. Brilliant!!

  20. You don't need Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in the Army in Korea in the late 80s. Two guys from my unit went to a Tiffany concert (don't ask me I don't get it either...) in Seoul and convinced the Korean security they were part of her entourage. So they're wandering around backstage, taking photos and suddenly an American guy walks up and asks "Who the hell are you two?" If I hadn't seen the photos I wouldn't have believed them.