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Google Planning New Messaging App With AI Chatbots (wsj.com)
An anonymous reader writes: The Wall Street Journal reports that Google is testing a new mobile messaging service. They say one of the defining new features of the service is the inclusion of AI-driven chatbots, which can answer questions asked of them in a conversational manner. Google veteran Nick Fox is reportedly running the team building the messaging service. It's not clear what will become of Messenger or Hangouts, or when the product will launch. "Google would steer users to specific chatbots, much as its search engine directs users to relevant websites. The move is strategic, because messaging apps and chatbots threaten Google's role as the Internet's premier discovery engine."
Yahoo beat them to it long time ago.
Yahoo!Chat is 99% bots.
messaging apps and chatbots threaten Google's role as the Internet's premier discovery engine
I mean, wtf??
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The was a vast shortage of ill-considered responses by people who did not really read the question on the internet. I am glad Google is coming to save us from that absense of automatic human responses, with real automation.
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Google to squirt generous amounts of magic AI juice and deep learning on all things GOOG
Maybe they could start with fixing/upgrading/making passable the conversational commands in Google Now.
I don't understand the reasoning behind rolling out a product entirely based on a feature they haven't gotten right in their current offerings.
Oh well, I guess it will just be one more Google product that launches and gets euthanized a year or two down the road.
So, I guess if you are discussing something, the bots will insert into the discussion promoting something.
"Gee my bread isn't so good."
Bot : "I find King Arthur flour solves my issues."
Remeber kids, Google is an advertising company that develops tech to increase their ad penetration.
Apps!
Is it just me, or does this smack of obsoleting more jobs? Nice way to improve the world Google.
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I remember being able to text (SMS) Google at 46645 for weather, sports scores, search results, etc. Yahoo also provided a similar function at 92466. I miss that.
...and hookers!
it's unlikely the era of mono to mono semi-pro military style live wire sucker chatboxing is over? https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=wmd+deception+starvation .. more likely just ramping up?
You know when it is happening when you see a user called Eliza working through life problems.
I'm down with this as long as there's a chatbot with a Scottish accent that curses a lot. Something like this guy who curses out a pizza delivery boy:
https://youtu.be/rc8V9fgzutE
You are welcome on my lawn.
That way they will be a bit closer to the useds, milking their info and selling it to who knows who.
My first though here was that Google wants to become Ashley Madison.
http://gizmodo.com/ashley-madison-code-shows-more-women-and-more-bots-1727613924
As Marc Andreessen said yesterday on Twitter, "Google employees will really enjoy using this"!
I too have little confidence in Google's ability to make a messaging app that people will use.
For such a giant tech company with so many smart people I can't fathom how they've managed to screw up instant messaging so, so badly. They could have easily had the dominance they have with email if they'd just built a nice, simple, cross-platform version of the old Google Talk client.
Instead it mutated awkwardly into Hangouts, something which seems weirdly present in different forms on different devices and embedded into certain of their web applications, with varying levels of functionality.
It bugs me that there's no native Windows desktop client, just some Chrome "app" thing. It really bugs me that the mobile application is is kind of worse than ICQ was back in the 90s - the user list does not distinguish between users that are online, away, or offline. The default view is just a list of your previous conversations. It bugs me that they've hidden the logout option (Settings -> Account settings -> scroll to bottom -> sign out) to basically trick you into running it all the time.
I am very sure all of these 'features' are intentional and the result of UX experts studying how people use the application combined with how their biz people want people to use it. I know their goal was to make Hangouts more like an SMS tool - they want people sending messages regardless of online status. (I've never been a big SMS user so I don't know how important the SMS integration for an Internet-based messaging app is to civilians; maybe it's a bigger deal than I think?)
Before Hangouts almost everyone I know was on Google Talk. My relatives around the world used it as a standard communications tool for quick chats and voice chat. Since it has gone to Hangouts they have all (except for one uncle) abandoned it more or less completely - I never see them online any more and I never get any Hangout requests. They've all moved to Skype for voice chat. No idea what they use for messaging.
I don't want an intelligent assistant. I want to be able to send quick messages to people on my list. I want to know in advance if they're online, away, or offline. I want to be able to set my status to any of those states. I want it to be secure and preferably open source (... realising the latter is a long shot). I want it to NOT CHANGE every few months when some new UI/UX person gets a hold of it. I want it to be simple, stable and reliable.
Please start here Google!
This is perfect for millenials, seeing as how almost none of them are remotely able to carry on a conversation with another person anyway (unless it's to order pizza).
Anything that gives millenials another excuse not to interact with other actual humans or (GOD FORBID) look up from their phones will be widely accepted by these young, infantilized, socially-deficient 20-somethings.
It's a hoot dealing with millenials at work- most of them can barely look you in the eye and if you try to actually have a conversation with them they become very uncomfortable and look like they're going to cry. And god forbid you actually expect them to do any work, because they'll run away looking for a safe space to hide in. Poor babies!
At 18, our fathers were jumping out of fucking troopships onto the beach while being shelled and shot at, but these little pussies can barely work up the courage to order a double non-fat mocha-Frappuccino without worrying about cultural appropriation and whether or not they should come out as poly-demi-hemi-sexual with unspecified gender-pronouns.
Fuck you, millenials, you worthless little chickenshits!
And how will this work?
It will send messages for me?
Why are we talking to each other then, let's just let the computers talk.
And it is spambot.
Anybody who believes, for one second, this isn't part of their advertising technology knows nothing about Google.
Bunch of gossipy dweebs.
Google finally cuts out the middle man. Now my phone doesn't need a dick on the other end to send me anonymous unsolicited dick pics.