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Federal Circuit Overturns Prohibition On "Disparaging" Trademarks (arstechnica.com)

New submitter flopsquad writes: On December 22, the Federal Circuit released a decision overturning, on First Amendment grounds, the part of US trademark law that prohibits registration of "disparaging" marks. This case concerned the USTPO's refusal to register a mark for the Asian-American band "The Slants". However, the decision will no doubt have wider implications for brands such as the embattled Washington Redskins, whose mark was ordered canceled earlier this year.

118 comments

  1. Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these days?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think "The Slants" is a brilliant name!!!

  2. Right decision. by Weirsbaski · · Score: 2

    It was the right decision- even jerks need to be allowed freedom of speech. (And I say that as one of the jerks :-) )

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    1. Re:Right decision. by DaHat · · Score: 2

      While I agree with you, SCOTUS probably won't given their previous ruling on offensive license plates.

    2. Re:Right decision. by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Well you never know, they might overturn it. So what if somebody writes the word FUCK on their license plate? Maybe they're a pornstar and they want people to know it.

      In fact I even think the FCC should drop its decency rules as well for the same reason. Does that mean we'll start seeing porn channels on the terrestrial channels? Well, no, given that cable channels don't do that, and they even filter out swear words when they aren't under any obligation to do either. But the reason the FCC decency rules should go the way of the dodo is because some really good shows like Game of Thrones could never be on the air.

    3. Re:Right decision. by Br00se · · Score: 2

      They determined that license plates were government speech and that the government could restrict it. It's not like they outlawed offensive bumper stickers.

      Besides, trademarks exist to benefit the public to prevent confusion in the marketplace. In theory. They should not be considered property, not even "intellectual property" in my opinion. They should exist only to prevent a 3rd party from taking advantage of the good (or bad) relationship between a mark holder and the public.

    4. Re:Right decision. by DaHat · · Score: 1

      They should not be considered property

      Except they are, which is why they can be bought and sold not unlike domain names... whoever gets there first gets to claim the name for themselves and has the state (or ICANN) help to enforce their exclusive use, and they are free to transfer it to someone else at a later time.

    5. Re:Right decision. by mysidia · · Score: 0

      It was the right decision- even jerks need to be allowed freedom of speech. (And I say that as one of the jerks :-) )

      No you mean "Even jerks need to be allowed to restrict other people's free speech".

      If registering a trademark, which is an exclusive monopoly on a logo, label or branding, is an expression of "free speech", then we live in the world of 1984, where the government protects your right to free speech by restricting what you can say, the government protects your right to bear arms by passing gun control laws, and the government protects you from enemy nations that want to destroy you, by making sweet deals with them that give them $$$, and sell them firearms, and send them foreign aid, and allow them to better pursue the development of nuclear weapons

      On the face of it however..... what seems counterintuitive is the court actually used the first amendment to Rule against Free speech, because they are saying that you can Trademark a disparaging name to prevent other people from using that mark.

      Trademark rights are a RESTRICTION on other people's free speech, so ruling that trademarks are allowed, ever, is, in a real sense, an infringement upon free speech.

    6. Re:Right decision. by Br00se · · Score: 2

      Yes, I don't deny that they are, however ownership is not absolute. It's why companies like Xerox have to fight to keep the term from becoming generic. Google Genericide. I wonder how long before Google becomes genericided.

      Also, you can't sit on a Trademark the way you can sit on a domain name. You must use it in trade and protect it, or it can be considered abandoned in a little as three years (US). Too bad we don't have s similar limit for copyright.

    7. Re:Right decision. by jettoblack · · Score: 0

      Even jerks need freedom of speech, but trademark protection goes far beyond just freedom of speech. Trademark protection means the full force of government -- the courts, the criminal justice system, the police (to enforce the court's decisions), the military (to enforce economic sanctions), customs & border control, etc. -- can be wielded by the trademark holder to enforce their sole ownership of a term. Do you think it's right that the government should be forced to spend millions of tax payer dollars to enforce someone's exclusive use of an offensive term?

    8. Re:Right decision. by Br00se · · Score: 1

      Trademarks are a restriction on pretending to be someone else. If I have a business that becomes known by a certain name and I apply for protection for that name, it's protecting both my business and the public from someone trying to capitalize on the good (or bad) reputation I have established.

    9. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is about trademark protection, not freedom of speech. Ironically, the USPTO's policy means more freedom of speech for offensive words, not less, as trademark law is 100% about controlling the words people can use (quite legitimately, but nonetheless, that's what it is.)

    10. Re:Right decision. by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      I wonder how long before Google becomes genericided.

      That probably won't happen unless somebody else can own their own google domain name, which the use of the trademark makes explicit reference to. Since only one entity can own it, that's not likely to ever happen.

      This is likewise why Microsoft is trying, rather unsuccessfully, to push people to say "bing it", which appears in in-show product placements, or "bing and decide", which appears in their commercials. They wouldn't do either if they felt they could ever lose the trademark.

    11. Re:Right decision. by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      Google Genericide. I wonder how long before Google becomes genericided.

      Not long, thanks to genericidal maniacs like you.

    12. Re:Right decision. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Do you think it's right that the government should be forced to spend millions of tax payer dollars to enforce someone's exclusive use of an offensive term?

      Are you certain that the government should be forced to spend millions of tax payer dollars enforcing anybody's trademark? Or anybody's rounded corners? Or anybody's song that was written 80 years ago? Or anybody's patent on a button that you click to buy something?

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    13. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trademark is civil law - the police rarely get involved, unless you're talking about major counterfeiting operations. The vast majority of trademark cases are purely civil, and are handled by lawyers dueling in a courtroom, armed with briefs, at 10 paces.

      So, no, the government is not "speaking" through trademark, nor does it suggest that the government approves or endorses any trademark.

    14. Re:Right decision. by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      License plates are different. The last thing we need is for license plates to shock other drivers or make them angry on the road, that's a public safety issue. And of course custom license plates are a luxury item sold by the state.

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    15. Re:Right decision. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Trademark is civil law - the police rarely get involved

      All intellectual property is civil law. And the money government spends enforcing intellectual property is not generally on police, but on the civil legal system.

      That includes the USPTO.

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    16. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The previous ruling on license plates only happened because the liberal justices, joined by Clarence Thomas, didn't like the Confederate flag. You can expect the court to contradict itself when Texas bans a license plate saying "Keep abortion legal". The liberal justices will side with the pro-choice side, while the conservative justices will side with the state.

    17. Re:Right decision. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2

      Except they are, which is why they can be bought and sold not unlike domain names.

      No, not that freely. Just outright selling a trademark would be considered naked licensing, i.e. the transfer of the mark, without the reputation in the marketplace that the mark stands for. The result is that the mark is treated as having been abandoned, and that any previous junior users of the mark now have seniority over you if you want to reestablish protection.

      To transfer a mark correctly is a lot of work, and takes a lot of time. It's generally part and parcel of the sale of the entire business that uses the mark, so that the reputation is preserved.

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    18. Re:Right decision. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Holding a trademark is hardly sole ownership of a term. Even dilution doesn't stretch that far. But I agree that it should strictly be a civil matter if no fraud is involved.

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    19. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with you, SCOTUS probably won't given their previous ruling on offensive license plates.

      License plates are different, because they are a state-mandated and manufactured display. They are not the car owner's sole speech, but some combination of individual and government speech.

    20. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're free to lie about something, to claim you're someone whom you're not- to commit fraud or plagerism?

      You claim free speech, but you have no concept of what you speak of. They're a restriction in that they can't mislead about whom they are. I'd think that was intuitive- but you're going for Feelz and not stopping to think about what you just said...

      You're certainly free to say that stuff. You're a friggin' idiot if you BELIEVE that.

      Now, before you go any further, it's my free speech right to call you out for your 'tardness. Sure you want to go where you went? Sure you don't want to learn what "freedom of speech" actually MEANS before you mouth off? No? Hey, it's /.- where every Tom, Dick, and Harry can act like they know shit and spout off on the subject, right or wrong.

    21. Re:Right decision. by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Too bad we don't have s similar limit for copyright.

      You do only instead of having to fight and defend the trademark to keep it protected with copyright companies have to fight the copyright law to keep on extending it so it remains protected.

    22. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      First, I agree with the SCOTUS ruling on vanity license plate content. This, however:

      The last thing we need is for license plates to shock other drivers or make them angry on the road, that's a public safety issue.

      Well, that's just shallow reasoning. If the public safety aspect of license plate content were sufficiently motivating, then that would argue for a similarly valid government interest in regulating the content of bumper stickers and similar adornments. Darwin fish are pretty offensive to a small, yet fervent, minority of Christians, but so far we have no good evidence of vehicular accidents caused by them.

      If Jello Biafra's Dead Kennedys were still creating music these days, I could imagine a new compilation album entitled Give Me Safety Or Give Me Death. That would be entirely apropos to the contemporary drunk-on-fear zeitgeist, as well as bitingly paradoxical.

      - T

    23. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was the right decision- even jerks need to be allowed freedom of speech. (And I say that as one of the jerks :-) )

      No you mean "Even jerks need to be allowed to restrict other people's free speech".

      If registering a trademark, which is an exclusive monopoly on a logo, label or branding, is an expression of "free speech", then we live in the world of 1984, where the government protects your right to free speech by restricting what you can say, the government protects your right to bear arms by passing gun control laws, and the government protects you from enemy nations that want to destroy you, by making sweet deals with them that give them $$$, and sell them firearms, and send them foreign aid, and allow them to better pursue the development of nuclear weapons

      On the face of it however..... what seems counterintuitive is the court actually used the first amendment to Rule against Free speech, because they are saying that you can Trademark a disparaging name to prevent other people from using that mark.

      Trademark rights are a RESTRICTION on other people's free speech, so ruling that trademarks are allowed, ever, is, in a real sense, an infringement upon free speech.

      WRONG

      Allowing the government to restrict trademarks - like you want - would make it easier for someone to imply, for example, the sports jersey they were selling was an official Washington REDSKINS jersey.

      And THAT'S what you want, isn't it? To score points in your game of positioning yourself as "more caring" and "more progressive" because you rage against the name REDSKINS.

      Because "progressive" is just another name for comparing yourself to others and patting yourself on the back for being "better". Your beliefs aren't based on experience about what WORKS (nah, socialism/leftism/progressives didn't run Greece or Venezuela or Detroit into the ground - no way they ever ran out of other people's money...), your beliefs are a postitional good. You pat yourself on the back because "you care" more than other people.

      So you base your fundamental beliefs on nothing more than what other people believe, in a competition to "out-care" them.

      Woo Hoo! Leftist "caring"! "I care MORE than YOU, making me a better person!"

      How fucking trite.

      But no, you don't contribute one fucking dime or one fucking minute of your time to the causes you "care" about. You hate "global warming", but you still drive a fucking car - instead of a 3,000 lb SUV that gets 18 MPG, you drive a 2,500 lb "compact" that gets 24 mpg, because living car-free would be too much of an imposition on your privileged ass. Way to sacrifice.

      I drive a big car - and I don't give a FUCK about global warming and the alarmists who Chicken Little it - because they don't have the confidence in their own "science" to do it all in public. Congress subpoenas NOAA to see how exactly NOAA arrives at the claim that this is the "warmest year on record", and NOAA refuses to show their work. If you can't show your work - ALL of it - the answer is BULLSHIT. Awww, those poor warmists. Being forced to substantiate their claims. Awww, pooor widdle "scientists" being bullied!

      Oh yeah, and guns are "skeery!"

      Leftists. About as deep as an August parking lot puddle in a dilapidated Florida strip mall.

      And also useful idiots.

    24. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strawman...
      He said nothing that you paraphrased.
      He talked about trademarks, and only trademarks, which restrict free-speech.
      Read his post again, then again, then the constitution, until you get it if you really are having difficulty understanding

    25. Re:Right decision. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Darwin fish are pretty offensive to a small, yet fervent, minority of Christians, but so far we have no good evidence of vehicular accidents caused by them.

      If we did have good evidence of accidents caused by Darwin fish, that would mean we should enact tests to determine who's offended by them, and deny them drivers' licenses as they're a hazard on the road. The Darwin fish are an example of free speech, and it would be wrong to deny the fish-lover his right to adorn his car the way he wants because some other people are so upset by it that they cause an accident. Otherwise, by that logic, we could have laws requiring women to wear burqas some small, yet fervent, minority of men are "compelled" to rape women without them.

    26. Re:Right decision. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous. License plates are government property and therefore an example of government speech, so the government has every right to decide what it will and will not endorse. Texas would be absolutely right to ban a license plate saying "keep abortion illegal", just like it would be absolutely right to ban a license plate saying "ban abortion now". The government has no place sponsoring or endorsing any kind of political speech like that, and is right to stay out of it. And due to the political nature of the Confederate flag, the SCOTUS was also right to side with the state on that case too.

      If you like the Confederate flag (and by extension, slavery) so much, there's no shortage of places selling bumper stickers with that flag. You can even paint your ugly car with that flag if you want. It may or may not affect whether a cop decides to give you a warning or a ticket, but it's your right to spout your idiotic views and adorn your vehicle however you want.

    27. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My smizmar swears like a sailor. It's one of the many reasons I love her.

      Sometimes to cheer her up or help her vent, I'll start playing "license plate game" which I know she'll join in. This is where you see some letters and you think of the most offensive thing it might stand for, as though it accurately represents the personality of the driver. That person in front of you with the "ALP-123" plate? He's an "Ass Licking Pedophile," of course, and you have to blurt that out. And then you have the brief discussion about whether "Anus Loves Penetration" or "Animal Licking Pervert" is funnier or less funny, or if "Ate the Last Penis" is within the rules.

      Yes, it's ridiculous and childish. We do it anyway.

      But there is one big problem with this game: those lousy motherfuckers with Xs and Zs in their license plates. I am tired of trying to insinuate that some people play xylophone with their dick and it's really time for people to stop raping zebras. Ok, maybe I should pick up a dictionary and learn some more words, but that's not really in the spirit of things, Mr. Highbrow. So anyway, those letters are kind of shocking and make me angry, when they turn up on someone's license plate.

      Really. It's very stupid, but also real. (Well, sort of.)

    28. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I get plates that say "IH8 BLAX" now?

    29. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be explicitly clear, I wasn't advocating in favor of government censorship of bumper stickers, emblems, and so on.

      - T

    30. Re:Right decision. by KGIII · · Score: 2

      I once considered getting a car painted like the General Lee. Of course, it was an old Volvo and it would have been funnier than hell to see the looks on people's faces when they notice it is being driven by a long-hair with kind of dark skin. I'm also pretty sure that I'd have been shot. I didn't do it.

      I did, however, once find that "DAVID" was available for a vanity plate and got that. That was one of the stupidest things I ever did. If you live in a semi-rural or rural area, do not get a vanity plate with your name on it, kids. Do not do it... I got in so much trouble with people. Why yes, yes I did drink back then.

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    31. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government has no place sponsoring or endorsing any kind of political speech like that, and is right to stay out of it.

      Makes me wonder how you feel about the "Choose Life" plates then.

      And due to the political nature of the Confederate flag, the SCOTUS was also right to side with the state on that case too.

      To be clear, the exact content was not a material question for the Supreme Court, just the ability of the state to determine its position.

    32. Re:Right decision. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder how you feel about the "Choose Life" plates then.

      Whatever states issued that were in the wrong. It's a political and also religious topic and has no business on government-issued property, and makes it appear that those states are endorsing that position. How'd you like it if your state started issuing plates that said "Convert to Islam" (and there's no alternative plates advocating other religions)? Or how about special Scientology plates?

      To be clear, the exact content was not a material question for the Supreme Court, just the ability of the state to determine its position.

      Sounds like the SCOTUS make exactly the right position: the state has every right to refuse to endorse (or appear to endorse, by issuing special plates) any particular position. Smart states will refuse to issue plates for any kind of controversial topic.

    33. Re:Right decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever states issued that were in the wrong.

      That would begin with Florida, and go through 28 more states then. They are still issuing them, BTW. You can go get one, if you live in one of those states.

      Or DC. Not today, obviously, but the next day they're open, for sure.

      Not sure how many states have Confederate-SOV license plates. Maybe a dozen?

      It's a political and also religious topic and has no business on government-issued property, and makes it appear that those states are endorsing that position.

      That would be the basis for the ruling behind the decision in a North Carolina court case, I believe.

      But on the other hand, there is the argument that groups with a charitable cause do have the right to use the same fund-raising method the state makes available to others.

      How'd you like it if your state started issuing plates that said "Convert to Islam" (and there's no alternative plates advocating other religions)? Or how about special Scientology plates?

      I don't actually know if any states have specifically religious plates of any kind, but 4 of the ones with Choose-Life also have Pro-Choice plates. And there are several that allow Christian universities to get plates, but that may fall under the general higher education bit enough not to ruffle feathers.

      Sounds like the SCOTUS make exactly the right position: the state has every right to refuse to endorse (or appear to endorse, by issuing special plates) any particular position. Smart states will refuse to issue plates for any kind of controversial topic.

      More like SCOTUS took the judicial position of least intrusion,which does not obviate the need for other entities, such as states, to have an actual position on the merits.

      Whether or not they were logically consistent with their own words, is something else entirely.

  3. Crap! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

    There goes my team name, "The White Weenie Weenies"

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  4. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, now where was the required trigger warning before your problematic comment?

  5. How is that band name "disparaging"? by timrod · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I get that "slant-eyed" is a racist description of Asians, but there is absolutely nothing racist about the word "slant". Hell, it even mentions that the band is Asian-American.

    1. Re:How is that band name "disparaging"? by arth1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I get that "slant-eyed" is a racist description of Asians, but there is absolutely nothing racist about the word "slant". Hell, it even mentions that the band is Asian-American.

      This is likely the reason why it was rejected. In itself, it is not offensive, but in the context of Asians, it becomes so.
      Much like Top Gear's "There's a slope on the bridge".

      MInd, I'm not saying that rejecting the name was the right decision, but I believe the context was what mattered, not the word.
      It's like an Indian-American band called themselves "Towel" - it might be considered derogatory by some non-band members.

    2. Re:How is that band name "disparaging"? by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      They should have been smarter about it -- start the band as non-asians, and swap out band members over the next year.

    3. Re:How is that band name "disparaging"? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Words can't be inherently racist. Even "nigger" can be acceptable in some circumstances. It always comes down to context.

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    4. Re:How is that band name "disparaging"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How else would you interpret "The Slants"? In American English, referring to the slopes of some object(s) using the phrase "the slants" is wrong. For whatever reason (linguists, please chime in), the definite article "the" combined with the plural sounds totally wrong.

      Any honest American would also understand "The Slopes" to be disparaging, too, even if they didn't understand the origin. Of course, "the slopes" is an acceptable phrase in many contexts.

      I's not uncommon for minorities and minority culture to appropriate disparaging phrases. It's a way to regain some control over the wider culture they're steeped in. It can provide a sense of empowerment. It's one reason by blacks use nigger so often. Sometimes the appropriation makes the word less disparaging, sometimes not; always it's a complex phenomenon.

      What makes "The Slants" such a powerful potential trademark is that it's so evocative, especially in juxtaposition to an Asian-branded product line--that is, marketed to or by Asians. It's edgy. It works on like a million different levels--1) it can seen by a race-conscious, educated elite as a sophisticated appropriation by Asians of a racial phrase; 2) it can be seen by many people as denying the racialized overtones of the phrase, effectively absolving people of any racial guilt and making them feel more inclusive; and 3) it can be interpreted by some people as giving them permission to snicker at Asians, without the risk of any cultural approbation.

      You're being willfully obtuse to suggest that "The Slants" isn't disparaging. It was obviously chosen _because_ it's disparaging. You would probably suck at marketing, or basically anything that involves understanding cultural or social dynamics.

    5. Re:How is that band name "disparaging"? by tsotha · · Score: 1

      But then the government could have canceled their trademark, the same way they did that of the Redskins.

    6. Re:How is that band name "disparaging"? by houghi · · Score: 1

      The fact that they are or are not Asian-American should make a difference. e.g. many think that the band name N.W.A. could be a slur, where the band members themselves obviously think differently.

      If you start with what you can or can not say because of your race, you are doing the thing you try to prevent. Remember that 'positive discrimination' is also discrimination with an adjective added to it.

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    7. Re: How is that band name "disparaging"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd know, nigger.

    8. Re:How is that band name "disparaging"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "nigger" was the short name given to the slave that came from Nigeria. They were all exclusively black, and as such, intellectually inferior except for their ability to do manual labor. So when you use the word "nigger", it's one derived exclusively out of racial context.

    9. Re:How is that band name "disparaging"? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Yea, call a nigger a nigger and see how far that gets you. Let me know, I'll come and sell popcorn.

  6. So Can I not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Name my band The Illegals?

    1. Re:So Can I not by germansausage · · Score: 1

      No, somebody already took that name - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    2. Re:So Can I not by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Hmm...The Spooks too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      I guess it happens all the time.

    3. Re:So Can I not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That one actually has a better case for not being trademarked though, since it could easily be confused with a CIA cover band, or a band made entirely of ghosts.

  7. No right not to be offended. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    0. There is no right not to be "offended". However I wonder how this would have gone if it were a hip-hop group calling themselves "The Niggers". Would they have ruled the other way? If they did, would institutional racism (http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/at-the-edge/2015/05/06/institutional-racism-is-our-way-of-life) be to blame for that?
    1. Spelling Nazi says: "disparaging" is spelled with one 'r', not two.

    1. Re:No right not to be offended. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you never heard N.W.A.

    2. Re:No right not to be offended. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The word "slant" has a predominantly non-derogatory use. The word "nigger" doesn't.

      If banning "slant", you have to be ready to ban a lot of other words that can be racist if put together with other words, including "red", "uncle", "wet", "porch", "towel" and probably hundreds of others.
      Anyhow, that's my slant on things.

    3. Re:No right not to be offended. by just+another+AC · · Score: 1

      Anyhow, that's my slant on things.

      RACIST!!!

    4. Re:No right not to be offended. by kimvette · · Score: 1

      > However I wonder how this would have gone if it were a hip-hop group calling themselves "The Niggers".

      Google N.W.A.

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  8. Re: Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these da by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You offend me and I would like to see you apologise unreservedly.

  9. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    I don't even know who "The Slants" is disparaging against. Also, who gets to decide what's disparaging or not? What if someone decides that words like "Christian" are disparaging?

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  10. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Also, who gets to decide what's disparaging or not?

    Nobody anymore, according to the supreme court.

    What if someone decides that words like "Christian" are disparaging?

    That's why this is a good decision by the supreme court.

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  11. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Tokolosh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "If you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes." – Prince Philip, speaking to a British student during a trip to China in 1986.

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  12. How was "slants" disparaging? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Obviously they don't think that it is anymore, but how was it ever?

    1. Re:How was "slants" disparaging? by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      One of the interesting side effects of everything offending someone is that it actually produces a library of offensive terms for all time. The derisive meaning of "slant" was pretty much aged out, but now it's back, and written down to be used for generations to come.

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    2. Re:How was "slants" disparaging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that it matters, even if a word could be banned, people would just use a different word.

      Like retard, even if you could ban people from using it, people will just use the new word the same. "Look at that stupid learning disabled person" Try saying it while talking about a rotten egg. Only way to win is to not get provoked by it. Get provoked, you bring attention to it, and more people will use the word.

    3. Re:How was "slants" disparaging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slant will always be disparaging, even if nobody takes offense. Just like "papist" is still a disparaging remark, even if today no Catholic would personally take offense of it. Not coincidentally, you rarely here the word papist anymore. Surprising?

      Racism is about power. A disparaging word is "bad" only if it carries an implication of the use of power to manipulate somebody. But it will almost always remain disparaging in the sense that it will at a minimum evoke a time when that power imbalance once existed.

      So a woman can call another woman a "bitch", but only if there's no possibility that one of the women is in a position of power over another--e.g. a boss, or in a dispute.

      By contrast, black people are still so oppressed in American society that a white person can almost never call a black person a nigger without evoking a real power imbalance and potential for that imbalance to be abused. Of course, among friends it can still be okay, but you have to be much more friendly than the two women using "bitch" between themselves. It's all relative to the underlying power imbalance in society.

      Slant is still evocative in a way papist isn't because prejudice against Asians is still a real thing. It's use in this context reflects how these prejudices are diminishing, but never will "slant" not be disparaging. It will probably just go the way of "papist", unless it's appropriated by younger Asian generations as a reminder of prejudice, or perhaps to highlight contemporary prejudice (even if less than that experienced by previous generations), in which case it will still be disparaging, just not used to actually disparage people.

    4. Re:How was "slants" disparaging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      love the political correct answer.... smh
       
        capcha - hushed

  13. Correction by flopsquad · · Score: 1

    ... the USTPO's ...

    Err... that's the United States Patent and Trademark Office, not the Undergraduate Student Toilet Paper Ombudsman. Though dealing with either one can be a pain in the ass. ;)

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  14. Re: Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once for me too, please.

  15. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Mal-2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    First, this wasn't the Supreme Court, it was a District Court. If appealed, SCOTUS could hear it, send it back for reconsideration with comments, or let it stand.

    Second, I'm surprised it has taken this long. Does this mean Los Chingaderos (the band) can now get some airplay? Will LMFAO ever be announced using their full name?

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  16. Proves Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are the party of hate.

    1. Re: Proves Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do these things because they hate us.

    2. Re: Proves Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it proves they want Native Americans to go away and die. Go away and die.

    3. Re: Proves Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do these things because they're ignorant.

    4. Re: Proves Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While they are ignorant, I think it is hate that drives this desire to shove racist trademarks down our throats.

    5. Re: Proves Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the worst decision since those Republicans decided that blacks are only 3/5 of a person.

    6. Re: Proves Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how they be.

    7. Re: Proves Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate and profit are their only motivations.

    8. Re: Proves Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And modern Republucans lie and say they're 0/5 human.

    9. Re: Proves Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the NFL is all about that hate. As Dungie recognized, it is modern day slavery.

    10. Re: Proves Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a minute I thought that said Duggar. I need another drink.

  17. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Krishnoid · · Score: 2

    At least this guy does.

  18. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by darkain · · Score: 1

    It was specifically an issue with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. One of their primary sources cited for denying the trademark for "The Slants" is because of something posted in Urban Dictionary for the term "Slant" and because of their Asian heritage.

  19. Inferiority complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America is an extremely racist and intolerant country, where everyone has an inferiority complex.

    1. Re:Inferiority complex by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Funny

      I do not! My complexes are as superior as anyone else's!

    2. Re:Inferiority complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, America is a giant "melting pot". Figure that shit out!

      Actually, I think you'll find after traveling the world that most nations are extremely racist and intolerant. They just so happen to be less vocal about it; please see China, Japan, Germany, Russia, and parts of Africa for example.

    3. Re:Inferiority complex by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I wish my inferiority complex was as good as theirs. :(

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  20. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To me, 'Christian' *is* disparaging, you insensitive clod!

  21. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well it's a slippery slope but even that will get you into hot water in the uk media.

  22. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by ZeroConcept · · Score: 1

    Awesome way to handle it, great video!

  23. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's not a District court, it's a Circuit court. Specifically, it's the Court of Appeals for Federal Circuit, which has jurisdiction nationwide.

    The only step above this is SCOTUS.

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  24. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by davester666 · · Score: 2

    'Christian' is my fucking name, you worthless pile of shit. Yes, it is the name I demand people use whenever I'm fucking them.

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  25. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    This doesn't affect rules for broadcast content.

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  26. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the context[1] of American culture, politics, and particularly law, freedom of speech means that the _government_ cannot decide what's acceptable or not acceptable.

    So in answer to your question, everybody *but* the government can continue deciding what's disparaging or not. And if you're powerful enough (e.g. Facebook because they control a popular, centralized publishing platform, or a popular rock band, because young people value their opinion), you're opinions will matter more than others.

    See how that works? It's quite simple. Hopefully you can answer your second question yourself. Just use some logic and some reason.

    [1] This is because only[2] the government is considered capable of limiting freedom directly. In other countries, freedom of speech might implicate religious leaders or other people or institutions considered to hold legitimate power to directly control people's behavior. But as a general matter the "thing" we refer to as limiting freedom has some kind of independent agency. Poverty can limit people, but poverty isn't a "thing" that actively limits you.

    [2] Implied is that the person being limited has reached the age of legal majority. In the U.S. parents are free, within limits, to control the freedom of their children. But freedom of speech isn't understood to refer to a child's rights, particularly not in a legal context.

  27. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by tsotha · · Score: 1

    Also, who gets to decide what's disparaging or not?

    That right there is the problem. That's the road that ends with forty years in jail for insulting the king's dog.

  28. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    It's not disparaging, it's ironic. It's what this country was founded on; we were called Yankee Doodle as an insult and we threw it back at them.

  29. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    A brilliant stateman, Britain must be proud.

  30. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    I don't even know who "The Slants" is disparaging against.

    I remember reading a story a bout this a while ago. The band is made of members who are all Asian-American and is aplay off of the (somewhat outdated, at least I haven't heard it used in a long time) derogatory term "slant-eyed". Their whole argument at the time basically boiled down to "how can we disparage ourselves?".

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  31. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their whole argument at the time basically boiled down to "how can we disparage ourselves?".

    This isn't my joke, and I'm paraphrasing here.

    Nowa days, you're only allowed to make fun of a group of people if you belong to that group. Blacks can make fun of blacks, gays can make fun of gays, and so on.
    So these two pedophiles walk into a bar...

  32. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    Heh. You'd be surprised. While it doesn't directly do that, it DOES set that most of the rules for content are unconstitutional.

    Courts have been slow to appreciate the expressive power of trademarks. Words, even a single word can be powerful. Mr. Simon Shiao
    Tam named his band THE SLANTS to make a statement about racial and cultural issues in this country. With his band name, Mr. Tam conveys more about our
    society than many volumes of undisputedly protected speech. Another rejected mark, STOP THE ISLAMISATION OF AMERICA, proclaims that Islamisation is undesirable and shouldbe stopped. Many of the marks rejected as disparaging convey hurtful speech that harms members of oft stigmatized communties. But
    the First Amendment protects even hurtful speech.

    The government cannot refuse to register disparaging marks because it disapproves of the expressive messages conveyed by the marks. It cannot refuse to register marks because it concludes that such marks will be disparaging to others. The government regulation at issue amounts to viewpoint discrimination, and
    under the strict scrutiny review appropriate for government regulation of message or viewpoint, we conclude that the disparagement proscription of 2(a) is unconstitutional.

    Because the government has offered no legitimate interests justifying 2(a), we conclude that it would also be unconstitutional under the intermediate scrutiny
    traditionally applied to regulation of the commercial aspects of speech.

    The reasoning is immediately applicable to the content rules.

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  33. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    Sure, but who needs a band called "the Slits" when we have Pussy Riot?

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  34. Trolls lie, as you have proved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One presumes you are asserting the famous Democrat/Liberal/Progressive lie that the Constitution (NOT a Republican-only document) declared blacks to be 3/5ths of a person. People who cite this claim prove themselves to be illiterate morons or totally dishonest. READ the Constitution at least once in your pitiful delusional life.

    Here is what it ACTUALLY says:

    "Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons."

    In other words: ANY person of ANY skin color who was not free, not an indentured servant, and not an indian would be counted as 3/5ths for purposes of assigning seats in congress (thus pushing DOWN the power of slave owners who wanted all their slaves to count).

    In all the non-slave states, black people were ALWAYS counted as full human beings, had voting rights, and even served in the revolutionary war along side with George Washington - one of these black soldiers is even in the famous painting of Washington crossing the Delaware.

    History and FACTS matter.

  35. Careful with that Argument by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    The problem with that argument is that you can make it almost anywhere because it is always safer not to risk making people angry. For example in the US any member of the public might be carrying a gun and if they saw something which made them angry they might shoot someone. So you'd better not allow any signs anywhere which might offend someone. Then of course they might overhear something so better ban that type of speech as well and pretty soon you can kiss all your freedoms goodbye.

    1. Re:Careful with that Argument by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      When driving, any momentary distraction is potentially deadly -- that's not true in many other situations, perhaps when operating dangerous industrial equipment but that's about it. Of course, those evil distracting video billboards are a lot worse than an offensive license plate -- but they're not issued by the government for identification purposes so it takes a higher standard of evidence to remove them.

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  36. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While what you said is true, but it could be read that they have jurisdiction over the district courts which isn't right.

    So in an effort to further enlighten anyone who may be interested, here is a picture of the US court system hierarchy:
    http://wlwatch.westlaw.com/aca/west/uscourt.htm

  37. The Untrademarkables by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    But you could go for "The Untrademarkables".

  38. people need to get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you support free speech, you cannot support censorship over selectively "offensive" terms.

  39. Stupid by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    One cannot 'disparage' themselves?

    The Law, in this instance and others, is an ass.

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  40. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    I want more of that guy in this world.

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  41. Wrong decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Refusing a trademark doesn't prevent the band from using the name. If you consider this a Freedom of Speech issue, then I should also be allowed my own trademark registration that conflicts with an already granted trademark registration, because refusing to grant me the duplicate trademark would similarly be a restriction on my Freedom of Speech. Except that itself is contrary to the concept of Trademark, and legal decisions need to be based on broad principles.

  42. Wrong decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I understand the case, he got it wrong.
    My understanding:

    Lanham act (1954) creates the right of federal trademark with limitations to prevent offensive trademarks.
    Mr.Tam applies for trademark "Slant Eyes" which trademark office decides is offensive and does not grant.
    Judge disagrees saying that the 1st Amendment protects offensive speech.

    IMHO, the 1st amendment prevents the govt from stopping offensive speech.
    There is no requirement to encourage it.
    The Lanham act created a new property right out of thin air.
    The Congress had the right to choose what right to create.
    They chose to create one that did not encourage offensive speech.

    Now the judge says they could not do this.
    This makes not encouraging offensive speech become somehow preventing it.
    It seems to me that the law should be judged as a whole thing.
    The unlikely consequence of this might be that the whole law and the trademark system that depends on it should go.
    But it does not seem right that the judge should be able to choose which parts of the law to enforce.

    Unless Congress specifically gave the judge that right by saying that if one part of the law is un-constitutional, then the rest can still stand?

  43. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    I think "The Slants" is a brilliant name!!!

    Ya, but it's a slippery slope ...

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  44. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the fuck is this comment "Insightful"?

    Is "The Slants" a brilliant name? Fuck no. It's obviously offensive. It's obviously meant to be offensive and for that I can applaud it, but "brilliant"? No, it's not.

    Wouldn't "Gooks" or "Spooks" or even "Chinks" be just as "brilliant" in your mind? I think it would be to you. You just want the opportunity to use a racial slur in a context which you would argue is acceptable.

    Using racial slurs is anything but "brilliant". You're a fucking moron and so is everyone who rated your comment as "Insightful"

  45. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't even know who "The Slants" is disparaging against.

    Then you're being intentionally ignorant. It's obviously a racial slur against "orientals" - and I use the word "oriental" because when I learned English that meant someone from the far east (China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam - somewhere around that part of the world). "Oriental" didn't used to be a racial slur but now apparently it's deprecated. Okay, fine - I'll say "Asian" if I don't know specifically where someone comes from but "Asian" is a very broad brush. Arabs are Asian. Indians are Asian. Even most of Russia is in Asia. But whatever. Picking on physical features of different ethnicities has always been a mainstay of racists. Whether you're making fun of the way someone's eyes are shaped or how big someone's nose is or how pale someone's skin is - it's obviously meant to be offensive and just because of that, it is.

    And "Christian" can be used disparagingly in certain circles. Just because your Christian parents don't take offense at being called Christian doesn't mean that when someone called them that doesn't mean they didn't intend offense.

  46. Great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YouTube® celebrity Charles "The Angry Grandpa" Green can now register the following as trademarks: "God Damn", "Motherfucker", "Gotta Have Your God Damn Souffle...with Sweet 'Tater".

  47. Re:Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these day by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    The trigger warning that YOU require is on the clue-by-four whose ballistic impact with your head was triggered by your use of the phrase "trigger warning."

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  48. Re: Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor these da by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    What about the 90's band The Breeders?