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NORAD's Amazing 60-Year Santa Tracking History (networkworld.com)
coondoggie writes: The National Archive blog takes a look at the background of the nation's premier defense unit's 60 years of tracking of Santa as he travels around the globe delivering his Christmas goodies. Colonel Harry Shoup began the tradition in 1955, after receiving a phone call from a child expecting to reach Santa Claus. The misdirected call was the result of the child reversing two numbers of a Santa Line phone number printed in a Sears advertisement, according to the National Archives.
Is what is really is for. And the let Canadians in there. What's next? Mexicans?
Looks like coal and switches for you this year little boy.
I don't observe christmas, you insensitive clod.
Neither divali nor ramadan nor hanukkah.
Free, as in your money being freed from the confines of your account.
And a Merry Christmas to you, too...
...in an scarlet clad elf who sacrifices himself to provide pleasure to little children when I was young. Around the age of seven or so I realized that it was all hokey, but by then I was able to comprehend the spirit behind the season.
Some of humanities rules are very simple:
1) Number one is the Golden Rule, treat others as you have would others treat you!
2) It is better to give than receive.
3) Question everything.
Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
R's love that stuff though. They shove the coal up their ass, and then get whipped. When they leave the brothel, they even laugh because they kept the coal.
Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
They goddamn well better be managed 10GbE switches or you can stick them up your ho ho ho.
Also, if it's not too much trouble, please include a bundle of fiber optic cable.
Much love,
AC
In this world of smart phones, supercookies, browser fingerprinting, unwarranted wiretap, NSL, mass surveillance, and encryption backdoors, I can only say this:
In post-soviet World, Santa tracks YOU!
Obey, good citizen!
if comments in this thread are indicative, then western culture and education has denigrated to the point where individuals therein are,
ignorant (esp of their own, and others, rich, highly creative, mainly religious, traditions),
unimaginative, with totally empty spiritual lives, (with lot of them stunted in to believing(note that this is a mere belief) in all encompassing primacy of reason and science),
and (as a result of above ) imprisoned in a purely materialistic world-view, with half baked materialistic ethics. half baked because such ethics are perforce contradictory, since an intellectually honest materialist world view can rationally lead only to nihilism; objective existence of good or evil, valid beyond 1 person at 1 instance of time, can not proved (any more than existence of god), therefore there cannot be any morality to a truly rational materialistic person)
Sweet Jesus, make up your mind. First you blast liberals for what you imagine to be an "attack on christmas" and now you're bitching that this liberal stronghold at NORAD is squandering tax dollars on keeping with this (fairy ridiculous) part of the tradition.
You complete moron. If only this weren't so utterly typical for much of the conservative/reactionary element in US society, I might have a little respect for a few of their ideals.
I for one couldn't care less about any fictional god, or some unusually friendly Palestine circa two millenia ago.
But yay, the days are getting longer again, so let's rejoice and get plastered.
arent they a bit old for beliving in mythalogical figures?
they will put a cruise missile down you chimney.
He is going in and out of the country without any papers. They are able to track him.
To me it is clear that they are just a waste of money. If they can not stop a single person on a sledge, how do they think they can stop bombs coming in from the Soviet Union.
And to people telling he is no danger: he is clearly devastating for the US toy industry as the majority he brings in is made by underpaid elves in (as indicate don the toys) in China.
The reason nothing is done is because he favors the rich more than the poor and those are the people in charge.
Wake up sheeple!
Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
...concerned about political correctness. The vast majority that composes the rest of the human race don't give a damn about who you worship, or your skin color, or your gender orientation. You treat as as equals, we treat you as equals.
Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
60 Years and NORAD still hasn't been able to direct a missile to shoot down this object!!
You know what, Slashdot? This is the first year I have absolutely no interest in the Santa Tracker. I will not be watching any of the Rankin & Bass stop-motion folklore. Christmas is dead to me.
You know why? You Christian assholes have apparently determined that I'm somehow out to stop you from saying "merry Christmas." I mean, what the actual fuck. You assholes think that saying "merry Christmas" to me will somehow cause me agony because god hates fags. You've done this to my friends as well. I got jumped by a guy who needed to shout "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" in my fucking face.
I used to regularly give to a fund for local foodbanks. No more. That's how you fucking Christians want to be to me? Well, fuck you. Starve to death. Freeze to death.
I am fucking sick of this "merry Christmas" jihad. When the revolution comes, you had better the hell stay off my property. There is no militia that will be getting my supplies. You know why? Because I will fucking shoot you dead the minute you step on my property.
That and MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, assholes.
It's all fun and games until someone has a few too many at the NORAD Christmas party, loads the Santa data into the wrong terminal, and the WOPR identifies Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen as an incoming salvo of ICBMs from Murmansk.
That's too good for him. Unleash the Krampus!
NORAD couldn't track three hijacked planes on 9-11. What does that tell you? You're welcome.
Worse the liberals with the help of merchandise peddling corporations have infiltrated the government to the top levels. They even use the military to perpetuate the myth and indoctrinate the young kids into the myth of Christmas.
It is time we return to the original Christian roots of observing and celebrating the birth of our Savior. No gifts, no pagan trees. No drinking or making merry. We have to take the Merry out of the Merry Christmas and put Holy in it, not holly. Strict abstemious, pious prayers and mass is ALL that should be allowed on Christmas. They commercialized the sabbath, commercialized Christmas. They will commercialize the entire church canon if you let them.
Christians of the world, unite against the Merry in the Merry Christmas.
Of course, we, non Christians would be allowed to celebrate a winter Season festival, with all the drinking, making merry and exchanging gifts. Pious Christians, you keep the Christ, the rest of us keep the Merry and we call it a fair division.
Holy Christmas Greetings to Christians. Merry Season's Greetings to us.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
I don't mean to be negative, but in their highest wisdom, America's founding fathers wanted a clear separation between church and state.
I am sorry, but I feel it's wrong for tax dollars to spent to pander to any religion.
https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendaEM
Basically, a small screwup by a civilian created a annual military tradition...
No sig for you! Come back one year!