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At Black Hat's Oscars: an Award For Hacking Junk (securityledger.com)

chicksdaddy shares an article from Security Ledger: The Pwnies, a long-running awards ceremony that is the hacker community's equivalent of The Oscars (or at least The People's Choice Awards) is adding an award for "Junk Hacking" to its 2016 roster... [I]n a nod to the security industry's penchant for stunt hacking and the technology industry's penchant for unwarranted complexity, the award will be given to researchers who "discovered and performed the most needlessly sophisticated attack against the most needlessly Internet-enabled 'Thing.'"

Among other new categories that are being added are Pwnies for the "Best Cryptographic Attack," the "Best Backdoor," and the closely related "Best Stunt Hack," awarded to "the researchers, their PR team, and participating journalists for the best, most high-profile, and fear-inducing public spectacle that resulted in the most panic-stricken phone calls from our less-technical friends and family members"... Anyone can nominate a recipient for a Pwnie using the organizationâ(TM)s web site.

Though the award targets pointless products on the Internet of Things, one judge points out that "It may be that there's some exploit in your connected toothbrush that could also be used against a home security system..."

17 comments

  1. Frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's my reward for posting junk?

    1. Re: Frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, that award is a race between the "moo cow" guy and the "niggers" guy. Try again next year.

  2. Swoop'em up and throw everyone in jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They call themselves "hackers", and they claim membership of the "black hat" gang. That's both slam-dunk "computer hacking" and "RICO" convictions for the lot of them. Where's the DA when you need him?

    1. Re: Swoop'em up and throw everyone in jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Settle down "Gary"....If that even is your real name...

  3. Hack em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And add your own name. Instant win.

  4. Famous Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent."

        -- Bill Gates

  5. I told you already! by Mats+Svensson · · Score: 1

    Get your hands off my junk!

  6. Previous winners. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

    In 1993, this award went to Lorena Bobbitt

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    1. Re:Previous winners. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      I think this should take the award for hacking junk.

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      "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
  7. Ob by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

    My nomination for best backdoor.

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  8. The Weenies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A long-running awards ceremony to recognize excellence in biohacking your junk.

  9. What? by AlphaBro · · Score: 1

    How is this an Oscars for black hats? It's almost exclusively white hat stuff.

  10. Using the what? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    Anyone can nominate a recipient for a Pwnie using the organizationâ(TM)s web site.

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    Watch this Heartland Institute video
  11. Re:I t)hank you for your time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking English man. Your completely incomprehensible.

  12. Old meme reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you hack my junk I'll have you arrested.